The Campfire with Parkers and Daly

Join Parkers and Daly on the final instalment of The Kindling Episodes. The boys ramble on about Adam Sander movies, rad toys from the 90's and Daly attempts to burn through a bunch of segment ideas. Also... too much wine.

Join Parkers and Daly for the 3rd instalment of their very first recording around the proverbial campfire. You may notice the wine has starting to kick in...

The Kindling Episodes - a series of 4 episodes from the The Campfire archives. Recorded before Parkers owned any sort of 'whiz bang' recording equipment or audio software.

The Kindling Episodes - a series of 4 episodes from the The Campfire archives. Recorded before Parkers owned any sort of 'whiz bang' recording equipment or audio software.

In this episode, Parkers and Daly manage to milk a vidchat get together in the thick of a societal collapse. Parkers shares his quarantine binge of Community and Scrubs and Daly brings back the Cold Fact in astronomical style. Together they talk of pirate movies, pirate games, pirate porn and Daly asks; 2-minute noodles - to broth or not to broth? The boys also discuss the preferred temperature of Vegemite and later a consensus about Daly's mum being a creepy spider lady. Also, click the link below if you're interested in trying the Quandong Gin from Melbourne based distillery, Autonomy Distillers. https://www.autonomydistillers.com.au/shop

In this episode, Daly ruins a perfectly good story and Parkers reviews French-Belgian-Canadian animation and masterfully predicts the new reality of video conference award ceremonies. Daly talks about how he got grifted in New Orleans, the boys bang on about outdated gaming consoles and the conclusion entails improvised ukulele weirdness.

This week we hear an embarrassing story from Parkers and Daly talks about the wonder that is Sabrina Salerno. Later Parkers realises that he was the victim of some light-hearted workplace bullying and the boys round off the episode trying to understand tattoos.

This week, the boys discuss the cinema of Pauly Shore, Ben 10 lore and good graphic novels. They also find time to chat about body hair maintenance, MAD magazine and how many minutes per day one should spend making the bald man cry.

This week, Parkers gives Daly a brief run down of the Netflix series, 'Sex Education' and the boys wonder how future humans will look back on Google. Later, Daly rattles off a bunch of Korean movies he believes everyone should see and shares tales from his American odyssey.

This week, Parkers translates insults for his old man with the help of Google and then the boys get super nostalgic over board games and the things they collected as kids. Later, we hear how a young Parkers unintentionally enraged his local bin man using a little bit too much ingenuity.

This week, Parkers and Daly recall their long, lost youth as 'child stars'. Later, we learn that Daly's pitch for the reality show, ‘Skip Dippers', synchronically came to fruition, as Parkers reviews a local TV show, ‘Cash for Trash'. Parkers introduces a ridiculous and extreme road trip game, then Daly shares his updated karaoke song list. To close, a question that will quite possibly blow your mind.

This week, the boys read some listener mail and spitball alternative sporting mascots. Later, they share stories of losing virginity and Parkers provides insight on his inability to pick up on 'signals'. Daly's mum puts magpies before her own health and Daly demonstrates that he is terrible at telling jokes.

This week, the boys clear up the mystery that is T.A.O.C, which leads them down a conversational rabbit hole of topics ranging from animal cruelty to misguided condom application. Daly overhears a ridiculous conversation between a mother and son at his local 'Post Shop' and closes off the episode with some original songs.

This week, the lads discuss the future of Google Maps, natural joke tellers (aka 'larrikins') and the amazing, yet confusing rise of the 'actor', Ruby Rose. Daly creates a new and probably short-lived segment and later explains the age old question, ‘Why do we dream?

This week, Parkers once again digs into the folder on his computer called 'Random Cuts'; a place for failed ideas, controversial jokes and general stupidity. Not suitable for a regular episode, but too good to throw away.

This week, to save Parkers from cutting an excessive amount of quality bracken, Daly breaks out the TAOC cards at the beginning of the episode. From these wonderous conversation starters, Parkers recalls a teacher from his high school with a photographic memory for names and faces. Daly then explains why the smell of Jasmin reminds him of rejection. The boys recall the dangers of throwing frisbees and kicking footballs around babies and toddlers before ineptly discussing religion. Daly bumbles through another classic 'Top 5' list (that we've probably already heard) while a young Parkers tests the classic Indiana Jones/Rambo torch in the stormwater drains where he grew up.

This week, Parkers and Daly talk restaurants from their childhoods. They remember their local Chinese restaurant, the classic pub experience complete with adventure playground and ball pit shenanigans and everyone's favourite ‘All You Can Eat' giant, Sizzler. Later, Parkers takes us on a hike up Mt Stirling and remembers a series of unfortunate events that occurred on a 10-day hike in Victoria's Alpine National Park.

This week the boys stumble their way around Australian Beers by the States and Parkers shares his latest adventure, fossicking for olivine. Later the boys share some fashion tips followed by a history lesson in chocolate. We round off the show with Parkers' top 5 favourite animated shows and Daly shares his DVD wish list.

This week, Daly acknowledges Grazza's alternate perspectives on stories of old. Parkers comes to believe that Daly may be a superhero. Daly shares a revolutionary new breakfast sensation as well as an interesting suggestion on a timeless Aussie snack. Later, Cold Facts, Warm Facts and some more invention ideas.

Here be the 2nd part of our 60th episode, recorded in front of a legit campfire. Join Parkers, Daly and Nic as they revisit their favourite albums, drunkenly, and incorrectly, articulate the genius that is Tool and justify movies that deserve another run at the cinemas. After Nic reviews the Netflix series, 'After Life', Parkers breaks out the good ol' TAOC cards before the flames die out.

This week the boys are joined by their good mate, Nic and a legit campfire. Here, they theorise why TV shows should call it quits after 3 seasons, explore why Nic won't watch scary movies and compare the acting chops of Leonardo, Brad and others. Yes, three mates go into the woods to talk about film and TV. We know it doesn't make sense. Stay tuned for 'Episode 60 (Part 2) - Nic, the Champion of the World'.Stay tuned for Episode 60 (Part 2) - Nic, the Champion of the World.

This week, Parkers and Daly kick off the episode with ‘blue' humour, followed by a history lesson about Ancient Roman contraception. Parkers breaks down the twisted concept of restaurant mascots and the boys carry on over Vegemite and other amazing inventions.

This week the boys discuss the different levels of facial hair and we get a resolution for the ‘Change the Name' debate. You'll hear some new ‘Warm Facts' from Grazza and another ‘Cold Fact' from Daly, who later discusses his bulk buying dilemma. Parkers shares a story about his motorbike skills and Daly remembers a classic, family friendly dessert. The boys round off the episode with their Top 5 favourite video games from their childhood.

This week Daly tries to convince Parkers on a name change for the Podcast, and breaks out another Cold Fact in the process. He later shares some Video Store related stories from his childhood and the boys try to remember how that antiquated system worked. Parkers gives a bunch of shout outs to fellow podcasters, 'The Blunt Report', 'Nothings Really Real' and another Melbourne based podcast which focuses on the secondary characters from Parkers favourite sitcom, Seinfeld; 'But I Don't Want to be a Secondary Character' (available wherever you get your podcasts). Daly rounds of the episode with an original song followed by a speed round of TAOC. Below are links to the Podcasts mentioned in this weeks episode: But I Don't Want to be a Secondary Character https://omny.fm/shows/but-i-don-t-wanna-be-a-secondary-character Nothings Really Real https://soundcloud.com/nothingsreallyreal The Blunt Report http://www.thebluntreport.com

This week the boys discuss the Do's and Don'ts of chainsaw fights and an eyewitness account of cruel and usual acts against flies. The TAOC cards get cracked out once again, along with babble about goldfish, protesting and which confectionery they would perform sexual acts on... Enjoy the last ever episode...

This week, Daly remembers an old mate from QLD who shouldn't be trusted around marshmallows, which reminds Parkers of a heartwarming memory, when he ran into the lighter side of the law. Later, the boys crack out their Top 5 favourite board games, then ramble on about wine for a bit.

This week the boys have a “Bracken Bonfire” and burn through a bunch of topics: Parkers presents an exciting new fine dining innovation, Daly introduces Parkers to the Pizarro of Presence who helps Parkers with his ‘Charisma', Parkers discloses his childhood obsession with the Gillette razor and Daly gives us a super edition of ‘Cold Facts'. Later, the boys share some unfortunate backpacker stories and Daly finally returns to his first pigeon anecdote from Episode 46.

This week Daly explains the G.O.T books and how they compare to the Series. The boys share a new favorite movie trivia game and crack out the old TAOC questions. As usual they meander down the tangent highway with a collection of stories from Parkers Dad and Dalys time growing up in Bundaberg.

This week the boys attempt to understand Easter and Daly brings out a Cold Fact about dried fruit. Parkers talks about how Voltron drops the mic on controversy and Daly reveals a repressed memory from his childhood. Later, Daly attempts to freestyle an Easter themed rap and we hear the final twisted fairytale from Bek.

This week, Daly shares the campfire with our mate Nic, filling in for Parkers (off perfecting his sourdough recipe). Together, the boys talk of twisted, un-Disneyfied fairy tales, guilty pleasures and a doomed-to-fail campfire game. Also, Nic brings a Top 5 list to a grinding holt with his first answer.

Join Parkers and Daly on their most fiftiest episode ever! In this special episode we hear an improvised song from Daly, some classic TAOC questions and a special fairy tale from a dedicated listener.

This week, Parkers digs into a folder on his computer called 'Random Cuts'; a place for failed ideas, controversial jokes and general stupidity. Not suitable for a regular episode, but too good to throw away. Enjoy.

This week, the boys talk best man speeches and remember the good old days when the Sega Hotline was a thing. Daly explains how he nearly lost a nipple and Parkers talks about a close call with a branch chipper. Later, Daly dusts off the old TAOC cards which lead into a story of a very memorable bus ride for a young Parkers.

This week, Parkers shares his love for 'Brass Against', a NYC-based brass cover band. Any 'Rage Against the Machine' fans? Dave Grohl lovers? We got you sorted. Also, the boys yammer 'bout Dragonballz, Parkers getting bullied by kids playing Fork-Knife, bong stories, long stories and drugged-out festivals. We smash another 'Top 5' with bands we'd love to see live. Yeah, in this one we maybe drank too much.

This week, the boys talk about mistreated pigeons and toads, a new type of 'film festival', bong songs, bong hacks, bong tales, also, junior Parkers slurs it up and gets schooled in the street, big time.

Welcome to a new year of 'The Campfire with Parkers and Daly'. We cordially welcome back our listeners for more questionable content at a slightly more casual frequency. This episode, we bang on about weird sex stuff, travel tips for bad travellers, a 'Mr. Bean-ish' waiter and why Parkers should have a crack at Reddit.

In the final episode for 2018, Parkers and Daly mumble about their top 5 Christmas movies and Santa gifts them a suprise visit from a special guest. Later, Parkers shares his itchy tale of adult chicken pox and Daly finally hits us with brand, spankin' cold facts. Happy holidays and all that.

Gather 'round the campfire for a double-feature review of an obscure, dystopian, 90's action flick and a modern torture-porn, killer-clown, Netflix horror show. The boys update the 'Fight, Flight, Freeze' theory, mum throws out some toys and Parkers shares his amazing escape from Death Island.

This week, we hear about a disturbing chocolate logo, some serious technology nostalgia and the TV shows that got worse with age. Daly gives us an English lesson, followed by a review of the latest medical drama, 'The Good Doctor'.

This week, the boys yammer about chill possums and ferocious kangaroos. They try to clarify the muddied Alien/Predator universe and speak on Ray Liotta's plastic surgery, films and former smoking habits. Later, Parkers asks the question; "Why do some people love squeezing other people's pimples?".

This week, Parkers and Daly talk trampolines, bird elevators and dirty kombucha. Graza's warm facts and Thomas's tank engine get a dust-off. The boys humbug all over Christmas.

This week, the campfire is joined by Konner Blunt, fellow podcaster from 'The Blunt Report' to talk survival and planning for a coming apocalypse. They ponder the struggles of adult education, the rational fear of flying and microchipping the populace. The boys also weigh up potential life skills and tattoos.

This week, Parkers lays down a phat beat while Daly spits some bars straight from the top of his dome. Parkers remembers building cubby houses in the woods with strangers and Daly reveals an interesting sleep walking habit. Later, they speak on Jimmy Fallon, little brothers and the horrors of binge-drinking. Parkers also explains why 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' is like, totally, the best.

In this episode, the boys free some wide-eyed, house-tamed Willies (goldfish) into the wild (local pond). Parkers tells the story of when he got his butt kicked at the Coolum Bowls Club and remembers the day when hackey was a way of life for underaged drinkers. Daly gives us a Chinese history lesson and the boys ask the question, 'Are wasps worse than humans?'

This week our good mate, Nic, fills in for Daly and gives his review of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and 'Uncle Buck'. Later, the boys discuss the benefits of the costume party over a regular get-together. Enjoy as Nic tries his hand at some classic uke interludes.

This week the boys review a few classic porn flicks including the long forgotten adult spoof, 'Gums'. Daly loses his cool over not-so-impartial news reports and Parkers shares an amazing story of survival. Later, another improvised song by Daly. Finally, the two flounder through a top 5 musicals list.

This week, Daly explains what happens when humans introduce currency to primates and opens up his useless fact stall to talk about maple syrup. Parkers remembers a story from his childhood about conflict resolution and the Quest for Gums is updated.

In this week's episode, Daly introduces a new game called 'Rich List', where the stakes are raised to forehead-flicking heights, and he later shares his theory on the 'fight or flight' instinct. Parkers gets sidetracked with stories of lawnmowers and vermin and shares stories of how he would mess with his dear parents.

In this week's episode the boys begin the hunt for the long forgotten adult spoof, 'Gums', discuss the perils of being an outside cat and share scary childhood movies, inventions and TV pitches. They also dare to pose the question, 'Is Darth Vader overrated?' Stick around for another original song by Daly.

In this week's episode Parkers shares his experience as a 'child star' in a pub band. Daly talks about getting revenge on bad real estate agents which leads to a conversation about some slightly disturbing pranks. Stick around for another original song by Daly.