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Welcome to our front porch. Pull up a chair and relax as we talk about everything. We sprinkle in a little humor, a little news, a touch of politics, and a whole lot of life.

The Front Porch Show


    • Sep 11, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 178 EPISODES

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    Latest episodes from The Front Porch Show

    Episode 242: What's a Nail Nick?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 126:16


    Nail Nicks Elon Musk Ukraine War Presidential Election  

    Episode 240: They're At It Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2023 120:54


    Episode 240: They're At It Again

    Episode 239: We Ride Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 112:31


    Welcome to another episode of The Front Porch Show where we entertain ourselves more than we entertain you. 

    Episode 237: It's Late and We're Punchy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 127:48


    We talk about: 2024 Election Culture Lighthouses We Play:  Trivial

    Episode 236: Shiplap ALL THE THINGS!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 148:38


    Matthew, Ozzy, and Mathis talk about: Life Waco Politics Trivial Pursuit Genus Edition

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    Episode 235: I can Taste the Rainbow!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 125:59


    Ben Starts Farming Tucker Carlson Gets Fired Kinda Steven Crowder may be a schmuck Biden is Running for President in 2024 A Moose Enters a Movie Theater

    Episode 234: Are You The Tether Boy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 139:12


    Mathis watches 80 for Brady Ozzy Goes on a Beer Run SpaceX Launches Starship Current Wages/Employement and the Economy.  Space Restaurants  

    Episode 233: Here it is!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 127:12


    Mathis and Ozzy postulate about the world and how it all works. 

    Episode 232: Self Identifying Lions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 136:34


    Mathis Ozzy and Matthew spend an evening conemplating life and discussing awesome things. 

    Episode 231: Just Think of the Diversity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 149:11


    Mathis, Ozzy, Jeff, and Matthew discuss life.  We cover a plethora of topics including Russian Ukraine War Putin Arrest Warrant Biden, Trump, Desantis Zebra from the Eternal Inferno Monkies Attack  Flat Earth

    Episode 230: Use Caution

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 151:06


    Ozzy and Mathis tackle the worlds delusional issues on yet another episode of The Front Porch Show Washington DC Desantis Biden Covid Came From a Lab Data Breach In DC Cultural Rot And Lots of Other Topics!

    Episode 229: Equal Opportunity Disrespectors of Political Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 154:26


    Mathis Dishes on Authoritarian Desantis Canada is Doing Weird Stuff Again We Discuss a Variety of Messed up Cultural Issues A Car Runs Into a Building Mathis Finds a Video of a Funky Fish

    Episode 228: Mathis Forgot to Upload AGAIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 123:09


    Mathis and Ozzy solve the worlds problems one topic at a time. 

    Episode 227: We Got All The Floaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 172:47


    Cars You Have to Apologize for Owning The End of the Car Does Well Dressed = Respected Asbury Revival Disinformation in the News NASA Moon Telescope Marty Excapes How to Find a Husband Sandwich Purse Superbowl Foods Asylum Admissions Wolf Man

    Episode 226: Why Can't We Just Pop It?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 146:46


    Join the guys again as they ponder life and everything it entails. 

    Epuside 225: "We Don't Trust Europe Cause They Aren't American!" - Ozzy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 134:32


    Ozzy and Mathis hold down the fort this week and talk about a variety of perplexing issues.  The Guys Discuss Scotch Music: Was the Anti-Rock Movement Racist? Paul Pelosi Attach Analysis.  Biden, Trump, and Pence have classified documents.     

    Episode 224: We got it right this time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 160:24


    The boys are back and we got the show uploaded on time.  Listen to us solve the world's issues one item at a time. 

    Episode 223: We apparently forgot to upload

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 168:12


    Forgive my slight of mind. I forgot to upload last weeks episode.  Thanks for listening!

    Episode 222: About the Butt Talk Boys. . . . .

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 169:25


    After taking three weeks off for Christmas, we're back. Just Jeff graces Mathis and Ozzy with his presence. We've got some exciting news, some sad news, and just plain news.  So join us as we journey down the rabbit hole and discuss a littany of topics. 

    Episode 221: There Are No Mountains in Denmark

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 148:51


    Mathis and Ozzy rock the mics on another episode of The Front Porch Show.  As of this episode, we are still not back on Google.  Topics this episode: The World Cup Closing Walmart Stores Gas Station Security Britney Griner exchanged for the "Merchant of Death" Twitter Vs. the Regime

    Episode 220: We're Still Not on the Goog

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 183:15


    Mathis and Ozzy are all alone. But at least they have each other.  On this Episode:  Ye . . . . . . Twitter Life Weddings Christmas Music  

    Episode 219: Behodl the Caw

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 149:00


    This week on the show, Mathis and Ozzy are joined by the always vacationing Tombstone.  We talk hunting, Thanksgiving, life, politics from our unique perspectives.  November Firearm Season Thanksgiving Cuss Word Alternatives Goldfish Loan Forgiveness Is the Ukraine War Over?  Death Headset  

    Episode 218: Nose Deep in the Orange Powder

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 200:54


    We apologize in advance for giving Jeff the floor. Jeff, having finally joined us for the first time in like a year, decided to postulate for 2 hours on voting.  We also talk about a few other things. 

    Episode 217: What Title Do We Choose?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 138:54


    World Series Dog Rug Universal Foods Eggo Nog Mt Dew Holiday Flavor Order 99 Biden Stepping Down? Gentle Minions

    Episode 216: Fat Bear Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 141:06


    Virgin Air Seat Loto Tattoo Skin Composting Bodies Elon Finally Buys Twitter Paul Pelosi Attacked Oil Prices Tulsi Gabbard Tom Brady VW Protest Smuggling Snakes Tubleweed Trap Fat Bear Week

    Episode 215: The American Oligarchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2022 137:17


    Fusion Energy Woodstoves Italian Elections

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    Episode 214: Red Haired Trash Pandas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 179:51


    Mathis Buys A Car Martha's Vineyard Everything That Was Bad is Now Good? Cologne Delivery Wear Someone Elses Boots? What Can You Buy At Costco? 40 Years of Wheel of Fortune

    Episode 213: Well He Only Can Count to Five!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 135:53


    Queen of England Passes Away State of the Country Raising Families Florida Man Gets Lost in Swamp

    Episode 212: You Can't Say That EITHER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 142:28


    Mascott Football Immersion Swimming Non-Sterile Life Digital Art Gorbachev Dead Biden Whipped Cream Synthetic Embryo Ozzy's Wakeup Time

    Episode 211: Does Mathis Have Gauges?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 146:32


    Zuckerberg Says the FBI Asked Facebook to Remove Hunter Biden Laptop Content Trump: The New Vaccine Scapegoat? NJ Disinformation Site Student Loans Oscar Meyer Frozen Pop Revamping Wedding Receptions Creed From the Office

    Episode 210: The Van Had No Comment

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 133:58


    What's Wrong With Drugs?  Ozzy's Kids Don't Appretiate Slap Stick Comedy Former CIA Head Says Words USA Going Back to the Moon Liz Cheney Loses Big Florida Man Meets Ohio Woman

    Episode 209: We've Still Got It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 139:42


    IRS To Hire 87,000 Agents Trump's House Raided by FBI Lightyear Movie  

    Episode 208: Ozzy Gives Marriage Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 153:18


    Steve Erwin Ozzy Makes a Kids Charcuteri Board James Web Telescope Sausage Bat Girl Movie DNC Staffer Arrested Monkeypox Candy Shortage  

    Episode 207: But Wait! There's MORE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 156:01


    Movies Biden Gets the Ronas Docs Take Wrong Organ Space Mining

    Episode 206: We Know Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 125:00


    College Home Projects Elon Musk AOC Biden Do People look Younger Today? Do you have a distinctive personality?

    Episode 205: Why Are You Still Listening?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 131:05


    Roe V Wade Joe Biden Gutter Project Instant Pot Gardening June 6 Hearings 4th of July Inflation

    Episode 204: The World is Ending!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 105:00


    Ozzy and Mathis are back with another riveting episode. We talk the overturning of Roe, gun rights, and 4th of July.  Thanks for listening!

    Episode 203: It's Been A Long Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 128:53


    The guys are back. After 4 weeks frought with technical difficulties, vacations, more technical dificulties, and a littany of other issues, the guys are back.  That said, we do have a weird echo in this episode that we couldn't remove. We also did this show in one complete take with no commercials.  Thanks for listening!

    Episode 202: We Really Have No Clue What We Are Saying

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 163:18


    Ben Cuts Down Some Trees Grocery Prices Gas Prices Russian War in Ukraine Putin Blood Cancer Woke Culture Tyson Beats Some Guy Up on an Airplaine Lake Mead Bodies Best Buy Tackle Passenger Land Airplane

    Episode 201: It Must Have Been Jada

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 164:22


    Fuel Prices Economy 3.4 Million Warrantless Searches by the FBI Pfizer Dump SCOTUS Leak  Roe V. Wade Roman Bust Spartanburg Krispy Kreme US is Beaming Nudes Into Space

    Episode 200: Nah, We didn't Talk About That

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 135:38


    Nebraska Weather Amish Vs. Mennonite Ministry of Truth Elon Buys Twitter Student Loans Recycled Shoes Woman Rescued From Outhouse in National Park

    Episode 199: Delores From Jersey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 129:14


    Cultural Commentary  Elon Musk Twitter Ukraine Russia

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    Episode 198: Eunuch Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 144:53


    After a Two Week Technical Sabatical, Ozzy and Mathis are back. In Typical Fashion we talk about the things that interest us most.  Operation Jersey Shore Elon Musk Tries to Buy Everything in Existance Woke Culture Disney GayBC's Whitmer Kidnapping  Wyoming Kangaroos Doctors Listening to Music

    Interview from Episode 197: Seed Oil Rebellion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 58:01


    Ozzy and Mathis sat down to talk with Dr. K and Ash of SeedOilRebellion.com. It was a fascinating interview where they made a case for removing seed oils from our diets.  Be sure to check out their website for ideas, tips, resources, and merch. Also follow them on Twitter @SeedOilDsrspctr and @RealOilRspctr

    Episode 197: The Late Night Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 141:05


    Join Ozzy and Mathis as they travel down a road filled with intrigue, adventure, and laughs.  In addition to the interview with the awesome folks over at SeedOilRebellion.com, Dr K. and Ash, This week on the show they discuss:  Mathis Sees A Fireball Ozzy Commences to Biking Seed Oils The US funding NEO-Nazis Florida Man Heads to Jail

    Episode 196: Oh Canada . . . .

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 141:14


    Ozzy Breaks Out the Record Player and Breaks the Bank Ukraine War Russian Collusion Ukrainian Collusion Biden Laptop "Don't Say Gay" Bill NCAA Swimming Things Deadlier Than Sharks Shackletons Ship Found Favorite Movies

    Episode 195: SHEEEEEEEEEEEP!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 137:21


    Mathis Gets Sheep Ukraine/Russia Conflict Gas Prices Inflation State of the Union Address Russian Cats Lord of the Rings Ruined? Texas Congressman has Affair with 'ISIS Bride' Is Zuckerburg a Robot?

    Episode 194: It's HOW Long?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 181:34


    "Evil" Things From Our Youth Ukraine/Russian War CDC Reduces Milestones for Kids CDC Hiding Data Moderna Patented Genes Found in Sar-Cov-2 Ottawa Bomb Threat Most Hated Moves of Men and Women

    Episode 193: That's Not a Word We Should Say!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 156:39


    Superbowl Canadian Truckers Tyranny Google Pixel 6 Commercial Ben Postulates Kay Ivey Commercial Rogue Security Guard Words We Know

    Episode 192: We Don't Do Fashion Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 134:04


    Fashion Show at our Alma Mater Spotify Rogan China Torch Lighter Only Japaneese Pilot to Bomb Mainland USA How do Kids Eat SO Much Golden Corral Fight Batman Calzony

    Episode 191: We're Wearing Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 154:20


    Talk Radio/Podcasts Freedom of Speach Ukraine John Bolton's Mustache Snow Blowing Unicorn White Hair

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