The Hash Wednesday Podcast

On the 30th episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast, comedian Catherine Maloney embarks on a pilgrimage to see relics of Our Lady of Fatima, St. Jacinta, and St. Fernando at her local St. Thomas of Aquinas Church. Meanwhile, Minister Mary Magee takes a break from her duties to enjoy some scuba diving on the Florida beaches and explore the local scene, even trying her hand at riding an old mechanical bull! We've missed these shenanigans. Join us as we cry laugh through all these adventures and more.

Exciting news! Comedian Catherine Maloney and Minister Mary Magee are finally back after a long hiatus with an extended episode just in time for the Our Lady of Lourdes Celebration. Join these dynamic ladies as they delve into the fascinating life of St. Bernadette and her experiences with the Blessed Mother Mary. But that's not all - they also discuss the intriguing topic of Shadow Interdimensional Aliens at the Miami Mall, the mysterious Lizard people, and the multitude of series and movies that Catherine is currently obsessed with. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, insight, and plenty of surprises!

On this week's episode... Catherine & Mary receive unexpected visits from relics in their own hometowns! Catherine reached out to her high school priest, Father Fonti, to share the news about the podcast. Meanwhile, Mary decides to step foot in a church for the first time in 2 decades, only to discover that things have drastically changed. However, stealing the spotlight is none other that Saint Luke, the renowned author of the Gospel of Luke, alongside Matthew, Mark, and John. Fun Fact: this incredible Saint is responsible for penning a whopping 27% of the New Testament! Now let's dive into the fascinating tales of these 2 Saint Mega-Fans and their adventures.

Have you ever delved into the captivating tale of Our Lady of Fatima? Are you familiar with the enigmatic 3 secrets of Fatima? Well, my dear friends, prepare to embark on a journey with Catherine and Mary as we unravel this extraordinary story, unveiling its mysteries and, of course, revealing a little something new about ourselves along the way. Brace yourselves for a delightful abundance of amusing tidbits and our latest obsession in the world of binge-watching. As we venture forth, we extend our heartfelt wishes for your well-being and prosperity. And remember, should you encounter any predicaments in life, fear not! For there is a saint for every conceivable quandary. So, sit back, relax, and allow us to regale you with our witty banter and fascinating insights.

Got Adult ADHD? No Way! So do we! Luckily there's a Saint for that. When you're crippled by your overwhelming thoughts and can't seem to meet that deadline or fold those clothes ... a little prayer to the procrastination Saint could do the trick! Join hosts Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee as we get a little side tracked with conversations about aliens (as per usual) and whatever Netflix series we're binging at the moment and our latest Saint --- St. Expedite aka Sir Speedy is the Patron Saint of dealers, sailors, students and examinees and is implored for success in lawsuits.

On this episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast with Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee we discuss Our Lady of Guadalupe who to this day remains an incredibly powerful symbol of faith and Mexican identity, is the second-most-visited Catholic shrine in the world and her image is associated with everything from motherhood to feminism to social justice. But wait, there's more! We also have more BREAKING NEWS about the US Congressional hearing regarding Aliens and the US Government. Oh, and don't forget about the ADHD side conversations about everything and anything. We say this a lot but this Saint is one of our favorites. It's safe to say that this one changed our lives forever.

BREAKING NEWS!!! On this Episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee chat all about the Mexican Congressional Hearing and the 2 Aliens bodies they brought for Show & Tell. Plus have you heard about the 9/23 Controversy yet? And of course we had to find a Saint to tie together the episode with St. Joseph of Cupertino aka "The Flying Friar" who happens to be the Patron Saint of Astronauts.

On this week's episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast Comedian Catherine Maloney and Minister Mary Magee get real about doubting with the King of Doubt -- St. Thomas the Apostle or affectionally known as "Doubting Thomas" plus we chat about the UFO crash in Las Vegas and of course the Father's Day Submarine tragedy.

Boy Howdy that seasonal depression ain't no joke! The Crazy Cousins are finally back with a NEW episode! Join Comedian Catherine Maloney and Minister Mary Magee as they chat about St. Mary Magdalene, the holidays... including the story behind her and her family chopping down their Christmas Tree with their bare hands! Plus we'll teach you the real meaning behind why Easter Eggs are dyed. Please remember while you're wiping your tears from laughter --- Don't forget to hit the follow, like and subscribe button! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: DDTZXTZ7NL47WVMI

Happy New Year & Welcome Back to the 21st Episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast! Join Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee as they chat about Saint Camillus who some say he was the "tallest" Saint in the world coming in at 6 1/2 feet! Legend has it that Saint Camillus lived a Wild Life of Bar Fights & Gambling that even cost him the shirt of his back but totally turned his life around by Joining the Priesthood and inspiring the standards for Hospitals all over the world. We also go wayyyy down the rabbit hole chatting about UFOs, the Illuminati, Netflix's animated series -- Inside Job and Saudi Arabia's plans for a ginormous Turtle Shaped Floating City...buckle up! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: VU1RZZJHFXYVVWYB

On this week's episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee delve into the Mystical Saint Catherine of Siena. The Badass 14th Century Stigmata Saint that you invoke for Exorcisms, to prevent miscarriages, to watch over the ill. She's a powerful entity and that's why she's Matron Saint of Italy, a Doctor of the Church and so much more. We also get into Aliens, UFO Sighting in Brooklyn, and What is the Government really hiding from us. Do you think humanity is ready? Take the 'red pill' and Tune In! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: A92LJJUSBCIKQ492

On Episode 19 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast, Co-Hosts, Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee decide to slow things down and give you all a chance to get to know them a little better. Instead of highlighting a specific Saint, the ladies play a little "Saints of Christmas Past" Pop Quiz Trivia, share some personal stories and play a little "What's Your Favorite" to round things out. Of course we sprinkle in a lot of weirdness along the way. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: VLXCI4OFAU64AF9C

On Episode 18 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee get into some of "Black Magic" Saints for the sake of Halloween. St. Lucian and St. Marcian started off on the other side before converting and becoming Roman Catholic Saints! We keep the Halloween theme going with Catherine's Top 10 Halloween Movie Picks, some Alien conspiracy theories and a little spooky story.... wooooooohooooowahahahaha!!!! These 2 crazy Witches will leave you in stitches. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee for the 17th episode of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Saint Clare of Assisi went from Riches to Rags after being majorly inspired by Saint Francis of Assisi. Deep down she's just like you and me ... by that I mean she'll cut her hair off to get her point across. Not only is St. Clare the Patron Saint of Television but she might also see into your future. Then we dive deep into the Alien Astronaut Theory and so much more. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: SFPHA6IYO1TAGXJW --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 16 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast we talk about one of the most famous Saints in history...St. Francis of Assisi...the Saint of the Poor, Patron Saint of Animals & Ecology and the Franciscan O.G. Conspiracy Theories are back! Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee dive deep into what's really going on in Antarctica. Is the Earth hollow? Did Nazi Germany technology come from Aliens? If you're smoking what we're smoking then the answer is YES! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: PJDBT6RU1HJHSIDT --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee on Episode 15 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Mary quickly realizes she should not have taken that edible! Catherine narrates the tale of Saint Therese of Lisieux and all of her Little Deeds, conversations with the Blessed Mother Mary & Jesus...and find out how TikToker, JK Ultra's explanation of A New Earth ties into Saint Therese's Legacy! And the long waited question ...What is Cleveland Pizza?? All of those answers and so much more! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: D306E3CJTFAWFUUG --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is the BREAKING BAD Episode!!! This one features "The Narco Saint", "The Angel of the Poor", Jesus Malverde. He was prominently featured in a couple of Breaking Bad episodes and you know how much we love to chat about that series and all there after so we figured, Why Not have an entire episode dedicated to Jesus Malverde and all things BREAKING BAD?! Plus we chat about Sir Isaac Newton, the end of the world and chat Catherine through Hurricane Ian preparation. Buckle up cause this one is going to take you on a rollercoaster ride! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: DGNORK2STO4YXHRF --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 13 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee get stoned and talk about the Mysterious Irish Princess Saint Bega. Which of course segues into ... all things Apocalypse and a really cool Seth Rogen movie. We dabble in the Lori "Doomsday Mom" Vallow Story! And find out the answer to the burning question that you're all wondering...Will they ever stop talking about Breaking Bad? Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: BGCSCULHN82NUQBP --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Mama Mio! It's Padre Pio! Join Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minster Mary Magee on Episode 12 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast as we swap the unexplainable stories of the miraculous and clairvoyant Saint Padre Pio...And...incase you're curious...We have the inside scoop on the END OF THE WORLD! The end is near so why not share your craziest stories you've ever heard? And of course your favorite segment...Girl! Whatchu Watchin?! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: XBWH3IUR2PDZPHBP --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 11 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee honor their Grandma Ann by sharing the Story of St. Anne - mother of The Blessed Mother Mary and Jesus's Grandma! Find out which is Catherine's favorite version of herself and hear all about the new friends Mary met at the Rod Stewart Concert. Plus we chat about Common Pagan Traditions that we celebrate daily and another segment of Girl, Whatchu Watchin?! This week Catherine chats about Welcome to Wrexham. A new FX Documentary Series that's all about Ryan Reynolds & Rob McElhenney's new Welsh Football Team now streaming on HULU -- and we can't forget chatting about Better Call Saul! Join in the craziness. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: IBE11KGN0ZGGNMQX --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 10 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast ... Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee explore the Legend of John The Baptist aka The Most Magical Saint in the World! We also try to keep it light & fun when we uncover the New World Order and the craziness of the Denver Airport & the Georgia Guidestones and of course our favorite segment, Girl! Whatchu Watchin'. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: RK4VDRO1CY59T9ZM --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 9 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee present a Double Feature Episode. Introducing St. Monica, self-proclaimed alcoholic, and her son who is so famous that Florida named a City after him. That's right! We're telling the tale of St. Augustine of Hippo too. We also go all in chatting about the Mandela Effect and of course your fave, Girl! Whatchu Watchin' makes another appearance. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: PYTGVLIM1DIF9KU9 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 8 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee chat about one of Jesus' homies ... St. Bart and his ride or die & BFF Apostle & Saint Philip, and St. Mariamne. We also delve deep into The Simpson's Conspiracy, Catherine drops a mouth-watering Lobster Mac and Cheese recipe and Mary delights us with a refreshing Twisted Tea Recipe. And of course we've got your favorite...Girl! Whatchu Watchin'? Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: NB1ESSV9UUHI5CDD --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 7 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee delve into Saint Cecilia ... this musical martyr just won't die...but you will die...of laughter!!! When you hear us try to recount the tale while overly medicated. Is that a sword in your neck or are you just happy to see me? We get into a dash of conspiracy theories with a touch of Girl!!! Whatchu Watchin?!?! And Mary sings the wrong words to a Madonna Song. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: CFHXIFVGFQX7BZSX --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 6 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast ... Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee chat about Jesus' Dreamy Cousin, St. Jude. Join them as they talk about St. Jude's head being chopped off. They're introducing a new segment...Whatcha Watchin' Girl? And there are various cries for help throughout the episode. You don't want to miss those! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/dan-barracuda/glimpse License code: XKADUBPVJHLYNR74 Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: GY1KOTGCQBSR7B0U --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 5 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee chat about St. Joan of Arc. Badass Joan of Arc was a young peasant girl who rode into battle to fight for France...just like the voices told her to. She was convicted of Witchcraft & Cross Dressing (we love that shit but they did not so they burned her at the stake). That was a big whoopsie because she was later canonized a Roman Catholic Saint. Join Catherine & Mary as they Spark to the Saintly Joan of Arc. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: NZPQN9HJUM9ZBW80 Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/danijel-zambo/gloom License code: FTI9NJSOSUUWVGVS --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 4 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary discover the legend of St. Anthony. If you've ever prayed to Saint Anthony...you know that sh*t is powerful A.F. Our interpretation of Tony's life is a little unconventional. We get a little weird and little high. There's even a mystical Wicca side to the story. Who knew Saints could be so funny? Join us as we learn how to make dicks out of candle wax. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: 09HT8JBOB3KLYEA1

On Episode 3 of the Hash Wednesday Podcast...Comedian Catherine Maloney and Minister Mary Magee take you down the dedicated life of St. Rose of Lima. She was a wild force who believed that suffering brought her closer to God. Her favorite past times included laying on a bed made of pot shards in her favorite crown of thorns. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: JHVIA7NJCBDHHAUJ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On Episode 2 of The Hash Wednesday Podcast... Comedian Catherine Maloney & Minister Mary Magee follow St. Christopher on his wicked ass voyage to Sainthood. He may have a dog head, he may have been the Lord of Evil's #2 but if you're low on gas or are into avoiding sudden death...Chris is your guy. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: 1TDDMB1NVH1LTLX4 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On the very first episode of this week's Hash Wednesday Podcast...we introduce you to Saint Rita of Cascia. She's powerful, she's holy, she's a mummy and your story tellers are stoned out of their minds. Let's see where this goes. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/jerk-sauce License code: LKG3EUCP1MMNFEZO --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app