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Anthony and Gregg get back together for the last time … for now?  Just listen. It will be fun, we promise! And we love you all.  Wildgrain.com/JRVPNutrafol.com/men Promo code JRVPHims.com/JRVPBetterhelp.com/JRVPDownload the Prize Picks app Code JRVP  

Anthony and Gregg are back! After a long time off, Anthony talks about what he did on election night, lets us know how his european tour went and dives deep into the Tom Brady commercial strategy. The near and potential long-term future of JRVP is also discussed before diving into emails and headlines. It's good to be back.  Wildgrain.com/JRVPHims.com/JRVPBetterhelp.com/JRVPDownload the Prize Picks App Code: JRVP  

Anthony just couldn't wait any longer to recap his trip across Australia, Asia and India. So the guys got back on the mics, traveled across the world and read some bizarre headlines same as it ever was. BetterHelp.com/JRVPHims.com/JRVP

So this is it… for now. Anthony and Gregg get together in the All Things Comedy studio for one last time before summer vacation. But fear not: Anthony declares we will be back and not going out like suckers. (Oh, and they answer a ton of emails.)  ASPCAPetInsurance.com/JRVPLiquiddeath.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPDownload the Prize Picks App Code: JRVPHIMS.com/JRVP Listener of the Week Bracket:https://www.eventbracket.com/public/tournament/TournamentBracket.xhtml?bracketKey=11619

Is it getting emotional in the ATC studios with only a couple episodes left before JRVP takes a break? No, no it is not. Liquiddeath.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVPASPCApetinsurance.com/JRVPHims.com/JRVP

Anthony knows you are worried about the announcement he made last week and he is ready to ease your concerns. Or not. We also get to the bottom of the least lucky woman on Earth.  Download the Prize Picks App. Code JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVP

The mood is great in the studio. There's show news. These two sentences may be related.  ASPCAPetInsurance.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg talk about Tom Brady's Roast, killing dogs and adopting a monk in the best way possible.  TommyJohn.com/JRVP 

Anthony does his best to end the show in less than an hour because he enjoyed talking so much about ending the show in perpetuity. Is this tour ever going to end? Download the Prize Picks App Code JRVPHims.com/JRVP

It's a quick turnaround for this week's JRVP and Anthony tries his best to shorten the show. And he would have done it too, if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids.  drinkAGI1.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVP

Anthony is back from recording his special and flying high. He's also the owner of multiple cars.  RockeyMoney.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVP

Anthony is locked in with only days to go before his special taping. Aaron and Gregg talk about going to Anthony's show in L.A. and try to keep him happier than he was last week. Toward Milwaukee we go!  TommyJohn.com/JRVPASPCApetinsurance.com/JRVP

Anthony is in a mood. So Gregg tries to turn that frown upside down with some bad jokes and talk of a killing spree at a petting zoo. Betterhelp.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVPUsejoymode.com Code: JRVP

The best mailbag episode yet hits on Anthony's plan for the boys to grow their hair out, why comedians stumping for politicians are lame and a controversial answer about significant others that changes the show forever. You got your money's worth with this one! Download the PrizePicks App: Code JRVPRockeyMoney.com/JRVP

Bill Burr's got notes and Anthony has no choice but to take them.  ASPCAPetInsurance.com/JRVPRobinhood.com/BoostdrinkAG1.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg got to spend some extra time together before the show, giving this episode a lived-in feel that will make you want to curl up on the coach and cry.  HelixSleep.com/JRVPBetterhelp.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVP

We're getting thematic in this week's episode with more humpback whale content than ever before! Also Anthony and Gregg get wholesome and talk about their years together in New York City.  Usejoymode.com JRVP Chubbies.com

Anthony is playing hurt, giving episode 236 a dramatic tension unlike any other. Can he make it to the end? BetterHelp.com/JRVPPrizePicks.com/JRVPASPCApetinsurance.com/JRVPRocketMoney.com/JRVPHIMS.com/JRVP

It's a week about family. Weddings, birthdays and watching your loved one explode on a plane. Chubbies.comdrinkAG1.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPRobinhood.com/Boost

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Anthony and Gregg cover a lot of ground on this episode, but none of that ground matters unless it's getting the best water known to man. You'll see. drinktrade.com/jrvp Code: JRVP10Hims.com/JRVPRobinhood.com/BOOST

Anthony is back from Texas and he loves it. He can't stop talking about it. Until he talks about a pastor's cryptocurrency, going on podcasts and the introduction of a new listener contest. BetterHelp.com/JRVPNutrafol.com/JRVP Code JRVP

All new songs this week!  drinkAG1.com/JRVPHims.com/JRVPPrizePicks.com/JRVP code: JRVP

Anthony and Gregg are back for some of the grimmest headlines and the most controversial JRVP Listener of the Week choice the show has ever seen.  FactorMeals.com/JRVP50 Code: JRVP50drinktrade.com/jrvpBetterHelp.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how they spent the holidays before diving into what a badass Katt Williams is and why you never want to host the Golden Globes. This year is going to be better than the last. Nutrafol.com/men Code: JRVPdrinkAGI1.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVP

In this special year-end episode, Anthony and Gregg go long and strong talking about Anthony's final shows of the year, a chance meeting out with Bill Burr and their annual Top-10 books of the year list. DraftKings Casino App Code: JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPNutrafol.com/men Code: JRVP

The boys are back for a late night show where Anthony talks about his week in Boston including a big dinner with Tom and Debby. Come for the holiday family cheer and stay for a breakdown of one of the 21st century's cinematic masterpieces. FactorMeals.com/JRVP50 CODE: JRVP50TommyJohn.com/JRVPDrinkTrade.com/JRVPTecovas.com

The Holiday season is officially here and no one celebrates it like Anthony and Gregg. Except for the Taco Bell location in San Pedro, California. Tommy John.com/JRVPHelixSleep.comDraftKings.com Casino App. Code:JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVP

Anthony is off the road for just a few days, so the gang is back together for the first time in weeks to talk about Matt Rife, the most annoying co-worker ever and everyone's favorite Fight Club character. drinkAG1.com/JRVPTecovas.com

It's finally time, once and for all, to give emails the spotlight they deserve. Anthony and Gregg discuss their choice for a death row meal, whether they'd prefer Jesus or aliens to be real and answer too many questions about ways to die. This podcast will never die! 

Anthony came into the studio ornery. He's been on the road a lot and in the studio too much and Gregg is annoying the hell out of him. So it's like most of the episodes. TECOVAS.COMTommyJohn.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVP

This one has more laughs per minute than usual. You could trust us or you could listen and celebrate the return of Renner's recording career!  Download the Draftkings Casino app. Promo code: JRVP BetterHelp.com/JRVP 

Anthony details one of the weirdest nights of his standup career after solving most of the world's problems.  HelixSleep.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPJamesAllen.com Code: JRVP

It's been far too long since Anthony and Gregg were in the studio together, so they catch up on Anthony's tour, go over the Hasan Minhaj controversy and dance like no one is watching when two brand new songs are premiered on a very special JRVP. TommyJohn.com/JRVPAthleticGreens.com/JRVP

We have more email answers than you can possibly handle including wife swaps, the best 90's sitcoms and why stand up comedians are like farm emails. There's a sixth one of these for a reason.  BetterHelp.com/JRVPFactorMeals.com/JRVP50TommyJohn.com/JRVP

It's time to make a billion on streaming. Anthony starts the process of putting together his band with a single that is going straight to the top of the charts. HelixSleep.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg talk about whether PJs and In-Ground Trampolines are a sign of an empire and decline. The worst mom ever also makes the show! Babbel.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVPDraft Kings Casino App Code JRVP

Anthony breaks out his Che Diaz t-shirt, so you know it's a good show. Stay tuned until the end of a controversial JRVP Listener of the Week. BetterHelp.com/JRVPDraftkings Casino App promo: JRVP

Anthony and Gregg do the opposite of a reverse nadir recounting Anthony's perfect trip to Halifax. This one had great energy so what are you doing still reading the description?  StitchFox.com/JRVPHelloTushy.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg have much to report on after a week including seeing Oppenheimer, Paul Reubens' death, what it's like to become a dog and the best listener gift ever. athleticgreens.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVPhelixsleep.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVP

Kevin Spacey. Sound of Freedom. Anthony's deeply disappointing trip to the movies. Anthony and Gregg aren't part of the zeitgeist. Episode 213 is the zeitgeist. DrinkAG1.com/JRVPJamesAllen.ComPolicyGenius.com

Gregg is back in the studio and Anthony is riding high after some epic shows. But the return of one of JRVP's most famous clips causes a rift in the show's fabric that may never be repaired.  FactorMeals.com/JRVP50BetterHelp.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVP

Anthony is in a bad mood after being stood up by a new friend and being disrespected in the All Things Comedy parking lot and everyone pays the price. HelixSleep.com/JRVPHelloTushy.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVP

For the Fourth of July, Anthony and Gregg celebrate the superiority of America. We've got Meth cooking Sushi Chefs, Ant Sex and the absolute worst way to lose your assistant bowling coach job.  TommyJohn.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVP

Gregg is in Japan, so Anthony brings enough heat to travel across the ocean with life advice that could survive any submarine. BetterHelp.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVP 

The Boys are back in town and they are ready. Ready for the Weeknd! Get in the mood for summer with too much talk about stolen body parts and dogs.  StitchFix.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVPJamesAllen.com Code JRVP

Anthony and Gregg come strong on this mailbag episode after digesting Bill Burr's copious notes. They answer questions such as the best way to get inebriated before work and cast themselves in a JRVP horror movie. HelixSleep.com/JRVP TommyJohn.com/JRVP

Anthony is sick and tired of the woke mob and is ready to fight back. Consider this episode the battles of Lexington and Concord.  MeetMaev.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to live up to after last week's episode and a lot to answer for. The guys give advice on whether to gamble full-time and how best to use your dog in the car. BetterHelp.com/JRVPAthletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVP

Gregg has a Sophie's Choice in this episode that will change the way you look at him forever or at least change how Anthony mercilessly mocks him for the rest of the episode.  PolicyGenius.comManscaped.com/JRVPFactorMeals.com/JRVP50HelloTushy.com/JRVP

Anthony has a message for America. A directive, really. And then he repeats that edict repeatedly throughout the episode to great effect.  Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP MeetMaev.com/JRV HelixSleep.com/JRVP