The S****y Movie Podcast

**SPOILER ALERT** Welcome to rural Maine! Don't you hate how everyone here is bigoted against museums and never makes a move? Join us this week for a tale about a big ol' croc and a woman who cannot stop being pelted with severed heads. It's Lake Placid! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us your big wonderful boobs, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all party to Tom Jones on the banks of a croc infested lake and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Well, I know you were hankering for a dose of crocodile mayhem with the upcoming episode about Lake Placid but it's going to have to wait. Sweet T finally got Covid and in his time off uncovered this forgotten gem. Will any of you care? We think so. Take a little taste of the country blump life and the antics to come with this pilot episode of The Family From Hell.  We'll be back to scheduled programming next week. Bless. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** I had a premonition that this episode would be released…and that none of us would make it out alive. We're back beesh, and we're bringing you a giant helping of early 2000's goodness with the CLASSIC film Final Destination. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how we are all going to die, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all cheat Death's design and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Go Go Gadget Boredom! We're back and dipping our toes back into children's programming for what is probably our most incoherent episode ever! Join us for the absolute mess that is: Inspector Gadget Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us your robot doppelgänger, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all become a hardware store and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** It's time to finish what we started! We're back this week to tie up a giant, flashback, loose end! Join us for a final dive into the mainline Saw series with Saw: The Final Chapter (a.k.a. Saw 3D (a.k.a Saw VII)) Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us about the ways you have lied for publicity, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all wear a halloween wig and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Geeb, we've been gone so long I can feel it in my wrinkled old bones We are finally back with a brand spanking new episode…but the episode is actually Old. Join us for the latest testament to M. Night Shyamalan's ever waning talent. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how much your back hurts, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all break every single limb in a cave tunnel and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Do you hear that sound? The echoes of chainsaws and unresolved old lady grudges…we must be in Texas. We're back in Harlow for a night of social media and madness with Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Is it really as bad as they say? Come find out. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the crumbling ghost town you think could become a content creator's paradise, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all say goodbye to your face and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** We aren't just welcoming you back to the podcast this week. We are welcoming you back to semi familiar ground! We're here and we are heading back into big ol' zomb territory with Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City JOIN US! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with what Umbrella has done to ruin your life, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all bleed from your tear ducts and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** It's John Kramer. It's Jill Tuck. It's Detective freaking stupid Hoffman. We are back with Saw VI. Help. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the reason your insurance application got denied, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all flashback to a previous flashback and enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Just when you thought the series of episodes on this subject matter were dead and buried…here we come again. We are finally tying up the loose end that is Pet Sematary (2019) whether you like it or not. We certainly did not. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the GPS coordinates for Little God Swamp you found on the internet, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all resurrect your entire family and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** We are both living out a lie! Sorry that all of you have to find out this way…but we are actually both repo men and we sing everything we say. Join us this week for an episode about the very questionable “cult classic” Repo! The Genetic Opera Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with which organ you're making payments on, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all sing your problems in a tuneless voice and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Geebus Crisp. We have been slacking lately. It's almost like we have been too trapped by our own personal lives to keep up…what better time to hear the squeaky wheels of a tricycle than right now? Right at XXXmas? We're back. Saw's back. Happy holidays. It's Saw V! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how you have altered your past to shoehorn yourself into a current narrative, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all smirk in your glass coffin and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** We are so sick of looking through our photo albums and seeing how much our butts poked out of our clothes at age 16. Like…that's not how it really is when you're a teenager? Right? Wrong. Here comes The Kissing Booth. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us a pic of all the food stuck in the corners of your mouth, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all grab your zaddy and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** It's basically Halloween. So there is only one obvious choice for what to release for this week's episode. Halloween…a.k.a. Rob Zombie's Halloween. Join us for a deep dive into a much maligned remake of a horror classic. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with the deets to your upcoming stripshow, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all scream obscenities and throw eggs everywhere and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

**SPOILER ALERT** So, we lied about Halloween…there must have been something in the back of our heads influencing our decision making… We're back with a brand new episode centered around our favorite director's brand spanking new movie. It's Malignant…and it certainly feels like some sort of harmful growth. Join us for the madness. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with with your parasitic twin's name, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all cut out the cancer and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Oh my freaking god, we are back and we are ready to play even more games! Jigsaw is dead but that hasn't stopped him from returning to haunt Big C and Sweet T in this episode all about Saw IV. Join us. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with the plot twist that reveals you are now the Jigsaww killer, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all push your face through 8 butcher knives and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's been a struggle to get the podcast back on a weekly schedule, but for the time being here is another special request episode. We're taking you all the way back to biblical times for the least fun you can have in front of a television. It's Year One and hopefully after this it is forgotten in history. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us tyour favorite bible verse, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all get outraged at religious themes and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

We're back! You never know when we are going to leave you hanging, but the only thing left hanging this week is a bunch of juicy hog bodies! We are in the slaughter house drowning in pig juice with the latest installment in our Jigsaw series. It's Saw III and it is surprisingly gross. Join us. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us twith the blueprint of your favorite trap, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, get stuck in a cheat trap and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Guys, we have just been ITCHING to take our tops off and get dowsed in champagne. Wanna join? We are back and this week we are freaking tuh-rashy. We have boobs, sex, murder and so. Many. Twists. It's been a long time coming and it is finally here per listener request. Get ready for Wild Things. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the next twist or turn in your sleazy criminal plot, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, pop your top off and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

What is scarier than an encounter with Jigsaw? A second encounter with Jigsaw…no it's actually true this time. We're back with the long awaited continuation of our Saw series with Saw II and just because it's an improvement on it's predecessor doesn't mean it is in danger of becoming a classic. Join us. We want to play a big ol' game. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the plans for your latest torture device, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, draw on that will to survive and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Honestly…there are no words and no puns for what is about to happen to you. We watched Cool World. We are so so sorry. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how this film hurt you, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, resist pressing the stop button and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's that time of year here in Utah! July 24th, aka Pioneer Day, is upon us and you know exactly what that means: More. Mormon. Movies. Join us as we traverse the frozen hell of the unsettled west with the handcart company in today's selection, 17 Miracles. It's preachy, it's silly…it is definitely fit for the podcast. What are you waiting for? You're going to get left behind and have to pray for a shepherd's pie! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with the LDS hymn that rocked your world as a repressed child, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, hold to that handcart for dear life and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Things have been spooky around Green River and The Land of Enchantment lately…it's almost like we've been…CURSED! We are back and spookier than ever. Join us for the return of The Conjuring series with The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with a pic of your hand made totem, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, grab a bible and a jug of holy water and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

You guys! We've elected you to be our partners on a really fun class project! Join us this week as we go for a ‘wander' through Indiana with pretentious teens with horrendous names. Our movie today is All The Bright Places and we are here to be your bright place. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with where you went on your class wander, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, fill out a bazillion sticky notes and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Oh my god! A sequel! A fresh sequel to a fresh original! Bet you didn't know we were rebels! We're back in the bible belt for a sequel that has arguably more Jesus than ghosts and definitely a lot more London. It's The Conjuring 2 and it is chalk full of old men and shark toothed nuns. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how many crucifixes you hang on your wall, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, put on your demonic habit and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

I know you guys are out there just worried sick about Big C still being absent from the podcast, but rest easy because Nikki and Grey are back to fill in for a movie that is hopefully not what is happening on Cassi and Drew's honeymoon in Alaska. Things are getting dark, they are getting spooky and they are getting all kinds of wrong. It's the one and only Antichrist, so snuggle up to your SO…your worst nightmare starts now. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with all the details of your blood soaked vacation into the dark forest, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, grab your rusty scissors and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Just because Big C isn't here doesn't mean we aren't going to have any fun this week! While Cassi is off getting married we have a special guest host for this weeks episode. It's our cousin, Nikki Fuentes and you know what? When we get together we're bad…but only as bad as we wanna be. It's time for Catwoman! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us pics of your favorite leather outfit, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, grab your Egyptian diamond necklace and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Here at The Shitty Movie Podcast we've been needing some spiritual nourishment in the wake of everything going on in the world. But we aren't going to god, we're going to the next best thing: Mandy Moore. We're here with Nicholas Sparks for a by the books melodrama that has everything a teenage girl could ever want. It's A Walk To Remember and it has checked our life ambition of witnessing a miracle. Be sure to like, rate, review and subscribe on your podcast app of choice. Share us with your friends and family. Share us with a stranger at church. Bear us with your testimony. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us your favorite bible verse, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and most likely honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, grab the tissues and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's the end of an era. The sixth time is the charm when it comes to our journey with Alice and her gang of friends. It's Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and it is every bit as satisfying as expected. Get on in here for the final delivery of "my name is Alice," as you cheer in your living room. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate and review. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @tsmpod DM us about what Alice means to you or a movie suggestion, we will reply. Click the link below to show a little monetary lovin' to the podcast. Anything is appreciated. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

We have both had a splitting headache for days…it feels like our skulls are on fire! Welcome back to Nicolas Cage Town with our episode this week. There are CGI flames. There are demons. There is western music and skeleton choppers/guns. It's Ghost Rider! Come on in so we can make you feel the pain of the innocent! Be sure to like, rate, review and subscribe on your podcast app of choice. Share us with your friends and family. Share us with a stranger. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the contract for your soul, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will get right back to you. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Guess who's back? Back again?  It's Alice! She's got her Umbrella brand jumpsuit and matching sky-high wedges, and she is ready to flip, shoot, and kick her way back into our hearts. We have other appearances here too! Familiar videogame faces like Ada Wong, Leon S. Kennedy and Barry Burton have all come together to disappoint everyone.  Grab your popcorn and kick up those feet. It's time for Resident Evil: Retribution. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @tsmpod Tag us or shoot us a DM with a movie request! WE. WILL. DO. IT. Click the link to find out how you can support your favorite sibling duo! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Welcome to our very first fan suggested episode! You know who you are and we thank you for the suggestion. Because of this it is also our very first episode revolving around a certified fresh film. What could have possessed them to suggest that!? It's The Conjuring and it starts right stupid stinking now. Click the link below to show some love for your favorite sibling duo and bless us with a donation. Anything helps us to keep on doing what we're doing. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with your recent paranormal happenings or a movie request. We'll use our psychic powers (or just the internet) to get right back to you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Her name is mother-effin Alice and she still remembers every stupid stinking little thing. We're back in the fight against Umbrella with Resident Evil: Afterlife. There is rough dialog, nonsensical plot choices and slow-motion galore! Come on in and get a wad of quarters to the head! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with what quarters you've collected for your shotgun or a movie request. We'll hit you right on back! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

A day late, but we were busy trapping our latest episode behind a big ol' list of containment spells. We're back, and boy do we have a treat for you. Not only is this episode filled to the brim with ghosts and rough writing, it also contains probably the most unfocused discussion we've ever recorded. It'll be like a spooky sleepover! Thirteen Ghosts (or Thir13en Ghosts, if you're nasty) starts right freaking now. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate and review. Doesn't cost you a penny and it will really help us to reach a wider audience. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with hate mail or a movie request. We're just waiting to slide right back into yours. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

The world is a barren wasteland, ravaged by mankind's obsession with gaining knowledge and power, and the only person who can save it wears a hot-pants onesie and carries dual blades. Alice is back again, but this time she's headed for MFing Vegas! Join Sweet T and Big C as we venture into a world of crows, clones and post apocalyptic nicotine addiction with Resident Evil: Extinction. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate and review. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok @tsmpod Shoot us a message. We will respond as soon as we have fought off the SLC hillbilly family and their collection of burnt dolls. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Our names are Cassi and Tadd...and we remember everything. Welcome back to Raccoon City guys! We're so glad you came to bear witness to its destruction and the destruction of most things that made the video game so cool. It's Resident Evil: Apocalypse and we would be lying if we said we aren't a little excited. Put on your mesh tank top and light a big ol' cigarette, cuz it's time to kill some zombies. Don't forget to like, rate, review and subscribe. It helps us to spread to the world like the T-Virus. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @tsmpod Message us with a shitty recommendation, we will reply and we will watch it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

We're back a week late! We would say we are sorry but how do you know we weren't at a tournament fighting for the fate of mankind? Kome on in and join us for our episode on Mortal Kombat. It's got Sonya, it's got Johnny and it's got Liu. It's got all the great special effects you remember and an even better soundtrack. Test your might, it has begun! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate and review. It really does help us. So if you want to do us a favor that doesn't kost you a single penny, tell a friend about your favorite, disgusting, brother sister duo. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @tsmpod Message us, we will reply. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Apologies for the late podcast post…I was all tied up. Join us for a brand new slithery slippery episode where we beat the chilly winter weather again and head into the amazon rainforest. It's J-Lo. It's Ice Cube. It's freaking Anaconda. You'll love it so much that you'll need to puke it up and watch it all over again! Don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and even TikTok @tsmpod Send us a message. Force us into the lives of your friends and family. They'll...love…us… --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Forget Jill Valentine! Forget Chris Redfield! Forget basically everything that made the videogames a series so beloved among survival horror fans, because Alice is here and she is ready to spin kick off of the walls and straight into our hearts. It's Resident Evil, and it is time to let go of what you wanted this film to be and just satisfy your need to feed. Join us in The Hive before it's too late! Don't forget to like, rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Share with a friend…spread us like the T-Virus, please. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Send us a message and we will send you a reply about how you are the first person to send us a message. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Oh my god! The lights are all out and we can't sleep because Matilda will not. Stop. Screaming. We're back again and this time we are taking you to the east coast for some quality time with the Tooth Fairy. You guessed it! It's Darkness Falls and you are going to wish she wore muzzle instead of a porcelain mask. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcasts. Shoot us a message on social media @tsmpod We made a special offer in the episode, don't miss it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Geez Louise, ever since we watched today's movie I've been jumping at every creak my wall makes, wondering if an ultra-ripped man child is in there just waiting to bust free. We're back and we are taking you all the way to England for a trip to the countryside. This one has it all. We've got a manor, we've got a semi-attractive grocery man, we've got a spooky mysterious family history…and a…really good twist…ending… It's The Boy. And it is not very scary. Join us! Don't forget to like and subscribe. Rate and review. It would really help us to move out of the wall and into a real house. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @tsmpod. Send us a message and we'll probably send you a photo of us crying because you will be the first. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Guys, welcome back! Today is a doozy. We have Grey Roswell back in the ol' studio to revisit a film we watched together long ago in theaters. It has definitely not lost what little magic it has. We have truly strange CGI! We have emotionally abusive high school relationships! We have an entire family dying, but who cares about that because we have a rocker boyfriend. If I who? If I hey? Join for a trip into the bizarre world of If I Stay. Like, subscribe, rate and review. Do us a solid for this one…it was rough. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's finally happened. We have finally ventured to a place few wish to go. Our first Adam Sandler movie is here and as far as shitty goes it did not disappoint. Join Tadd and Cassi as they view and examine a sibling relationship so much like their own it is almost scary…just kidding. It's Jack and Jill and it is just absolutely terrible. Like, subscribe, rate and review. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @tsmpod Share with someone you love…or someone you don't like at all. Be our friend. We will be yours. We'll even clean the toilet after all the chocolate squirties. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Are you not...one of our FANS!? Get in here for the mother of all shitty movies as we finally give Mommie Dearest its due. There is a reason this is seen as one of the most famous ‘bad' movies ever made. It's perfection. Don't forget to like, share, subscribe, rate and review on your favorite platform. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod and shoot us a message! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Finally freed of Xmas movie obligation we are back to doing what we do best: reviewing very gory, poorly acted, horror movies. We're getting out of the snow and heading straight for the Amazon rainforest for activism, celebration, and a little bit of cannibalism. A spiritual successor to the cult 70s classic, Cannibal Holocaust, it has everything you need to shake those remaining COVID-19 holiday blues. Come sink your teeth into The Green Inferno! Don't forget to subscribe. And rate and Review! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Send us a message about how much Jonah you've eaten this week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

What says The Shitty Movie Podcast in January like another...Christmas...movie? And for those confused about the ending, this was meant to be posted before Hillbilly Elegy. But Cassi ruined everything.  Our lost holiday episode is here and it's even got a special guest attached! Join us as we watch Madeline berate and manipulate her blind, widowed, best friend Nora into going places she doesn't want to go, doing things she doesn't want to do and feeling things she doesn't want to feel. Grief? Pfft! Who has the time? It's Nora's Christmas Gift and it's ready for you now! Rate and review! Like and subscribe!  It really does help us reach new people. We want to cackle in their ears. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Shoot us a message. Send a request. WE. WILL. DO. IT. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

Welcome back from the holidays, buds. We're taking you straight from ice and snow to the muggy hill country of Kentucky and the rough and tumble streets of Middletown, Ohio.  It's time for Hillbilly Elegy! Lots of talk about how unfairly judged this movie is by critics, so let's pick it apart and see for ourselves if it actually does have any redeeming features or if it is, in fact, just another shitty movie. Like and subscribe. Rate and review please. It'll help us reach more people with our grating cackles. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Send us a message and let us know your thoughts on Mamaw and Papaw. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The holidays are upon us and whether you associate Christmas with Jesus or just ravenous consumerism, I bet you don't associate it with boobs and being murdered. Our Xmas celebration begins with Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, a movie so jam packed with flashbacks that you don't even need to see Part 1! Join us as we sift through the dark and tragic brain of Ricky and his brother Billy and get PUNISHED for being NAUGHTY. Like, subscribe, rate and review. Please. It really helps to get the show out there. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Send us a message. Tell us how much you love seeing exploded blouses and slit throats all season long. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

It's finally here! It was a struggle, but we finally wished upon the moonstone and our wildest fantasy came true! Our episode talking about Blumhouse's Fantasy Island is done and out in the world and only 4 days late. Get in there and hear all about the great things Blumhouse is going to Blumhouse about Blumhouse Blumhouse. Blumhouse. This movie was made by Blumhouse. Like and subscribe! Rate and review! Give your own little 50 minute window of escape into our howling mouths a little love. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Tell a friend...seriously. Take their phone and subscribe to us on their phone... you don't even have to tell them you did it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

*sigh*  It's the age old story: A lonely mormon woman has a stupid dream about vampires and next thing you know the entire world is called upon to suffer for decades.  Welcome back! We're here with everyones favorite actress Kristen Stewart for everyones favorite Kristen Stewart movie! Twilight. It's long, it's boring and there is so much...laying next to each other in a bed...and doing nothing... Join Tadd, Cassi and Robert Pattinson for the first in a film series that will haunt him the rest of his life. Like, Follow and Subscribe. And don't forget to share us! There is enough to go around! You can find us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod Send us a message about how cold your skin is and when we are going to play baseball together...we will write you back. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support

How much abuse will J-Lo take before she's had enough? You're about to find out when we travel back to 2002 and watch her have enough...in Enough. Join your favorite podcasters, Sweet T and Cassi Pig-In-A-Wig Mecham, for an all new episode about the very over-the-top wrong side of love.  Make sure to like/rate/review so our annoying voices can wiggle into new earholes.  Hit us up on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod to let us know how much you are OBSESSED with Enough, even 18 years after its release. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tsmpod/support