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Comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the latest news in the world of Politics, Sports and Entertainment. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/warreportpod/support

Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 459 EPISODES

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    The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe is an absolute gem of a podcast. I was introduced to it through TBGWT (The Black Guy Who Tips) and it has quickly become a permanent fixture in my weekly rotation. The energy between Gastor and Shalewa is infectious, and their comedic timing is spot on. This podcast has quickly become one of my all-time favorites, and I've been listening to podcasts since their advent.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the hilarious takes on the news and daily life. Gastor and Shalewa tackle everything from raising kids to runaway animals, and they do it in such an engaging and interesting way. Their chemistry is top-notch, with Gastor's wild perspectives being reigned in by Shalewa's level-headedness. Listening to them feels like having a conversation with friends, and I love that they really listen to each other.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is the observational humor about the strange times we live in. They manage to take on various topics with wit and charm, leaving listeners laughing out loud. Whether they're discussing outdoor activities, Verzuz battles, or even Dickies and spices, Gastor and Shalewa always find a way to make it funny.

    However, there are a few aspects of this podcast that may not appeal to everyone. Some listeners may not enjoy Gastor's insistence on an alcoholic Yoo-hoo or some of the more niche humor. Additionally, there have been mentions of the use of the "n-word" in previous reviews as a potential turn off for some listeners.

    In conclusion, The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe is a lively burst of sunshine in the podcasting world. With their humor, honesty, and unique perspectives on current events, Gastor and Shalewa deliver an entertaining and refreshing podcast. Whether you're a fan of comedy, news commentary, or just looking for something to brighten your day, this podcast is definitely worth a listen.



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    Latest episodes from The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

    Ep. 237 - Dick Wolf Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 47:40


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa get side tracked and talk about Dick Wolf television shows.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Elite Driving School

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 50:58


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about driverless long haul trucks in Texas, and the return of Sesame Street.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Stephanie GayleUncleJoe Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 236 - Bad Rice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 69:00


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding arsenic in the rice, doing 30 years for NFL tickets and the return of HBO.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Strawberry Henny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 46:02


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Google rolling out features we don't need, letting it go on an airplane, and TGI Fridays switching things up.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 235 - You Don't Know George?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 73:26


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drunk 3 year olds, Menedez returns, and the politcal power of George Clooney.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Senior Wishes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 47:45


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about dreaming of commiting soft-crimes, performing with animals, and which animals can and can't be had as pets in NYCPATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 234 - 18 Teens

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 65:47


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's redone floors, Trump hiding changes by doing the most, and dropping too many shards of metal on the streets. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 233 - Remodeling the White House

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 55:19


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about OnlyFans models getting too loose in the hotel, Shein and Temu making sure we know who to blame for the price hikes, and Trump decides to do some redecorating. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 232 - We are not the Same

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 52:34


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capybaras, lonely man in Michigan, and not wanting to be grouped in with other celebs. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai Dill Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Cold Old People

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 40:47


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Surgeon sharing pictures from inside the operating room, transporting penguins in a cardboard box, and how many space heaters before your home doubles as a growhouse?PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 231 - Hint of Lime

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 56:22


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about missing lime Skittles, the biggest Monopoly game ever, and hate watching a show with family. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Egg Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 56:03


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding your real parents at 70, the shrinking art world economy, and the investigation into the pricing practices of Big Egg.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 230 - Delayed Retro

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 70:30


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury leaving a little late Retrograde gift for Gastor's computer, Trump's constantly updating tariff news, flies getting tipsy. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Fork in the road

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 35:05


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about enjoying your journey, Christopher Nolan films, and the state of our mental health. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 229 - Believe the Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 57:33


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the passing of Val Kilmer, the IRS collecting less tax revenue, and why you should always believe children. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Peaking Late

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 43:17


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting your prime at 50, ozempic users fighting off their exes, and racing rescue dogs.Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 228 - Growing with Mercury

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 65:00


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about egg prices in Canada, arriving late to the airport, and famous Afrikans. Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Egg Loosie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 40:47


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about St. Patrick's Day, trigger-happy dogs, and breaking down egg dozens. Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 227 - Robbery as a self portrait

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 56:50


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about who would you want near you during a breakup, sending your partner into space, and perfecting your crime.Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Gold Passport

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 38:31


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the extended Target boycott, wolly mice and where to buy a Golden Passport.Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 226 - Creepy Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 51:15


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the future of SNL, Pancake day, and the Oscars. Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - No Cheese in the Fondue

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 34:28


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a family outing, fake customer service waiting periods, and the rise and fall of cheese fondue. Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 225 - Nails against the Board

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 46:57


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about snakes in your bananas, zombie spiders, and flying next to a corpse.Instagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 224 - Virgin River

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 61:53


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the intense flu season, ozempic and alcohol, and who is watching Virgin River.Comedians are on the road, so no bonus episode this week. See ya'll next Thursday!Follow the Team on Social MediaInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 223 - Sexy Pepperoni

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 58:22


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kendrick's performance, Mayor Adam's sucking up for freedom, and the smell of pizza as a perfume. We're on the road, so no bonus episode this week. See you next Thursday!Follow the Team on Social MediaInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Eggs MP

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 41:07


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about signs of high cholesterol showing in a person's hands, mice eating through trash cans, and Sha surprises Gastor with the latest on egg pricing!Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 222 - Award Focused

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 58:20


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Grammys, the Grammys and the Grammys. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Trash Drones

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 37:46


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC sanitation using drones to catch new rule violators, Japan to update its reptile delivery services, a the newest lamest Guiness World Record that Gastor wants to break. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 221 - Core Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 55:21


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about bad news for bacon lovers, how to control your problem gambling, and what to do when you witness someone's defining moment. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - All about the Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 33:55


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Progresso Soup Candy and the world's longest tenured KFC employee. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 220 - Minesweeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 65:32


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Walgreens CEO stating the obvious, Jetblue and Venmo collabing, and why you shouldn't play with the Teamsters. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Other Obligations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 54:30


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Michelle Obama skipping out on inauguration, Spain pushing back on Air B&B, and the white elephant lotto winner. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 219 - Pay that man his money

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 65:40


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about avoiding new social medias, overdue money owed to gig retail workers, and more big spiders! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Good Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 42:36


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's happy thoughts, Disney losing a wage lawsuit, and overdue tips finally being paid out to Drizly drivers. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Ep. 218 - We're Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 65:15


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their feelings towards the new year, why people are turning down promotions, and why personality descriptions should be removed from performance reviews. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

    Bonus EP - Long Overdue

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 48:42


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about art gifts, overdue library books, and reward money. *** We're on vacation for EOY. We will be back 1/9/25. Enjoy the Holidays!*** Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 217 - The Drones

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 61:58


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about holiday season, running a dentist office out of the kitchen, and East Coast drones. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - One of them Ones

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 45:34


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mary Magdeline being hidden in a famous painting, Lotto winner claiming that he should have won twice, and Shalewa's concert travels. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 216 - Manifesto Month

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 55:43


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Luigi, robbing athletes and AI in the game apps. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - Lost Trophies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 42:46


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trophies left in a cab, Beyonce named the top Billboard artist of the last decade, and Italy banning AirBnB self check-in. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 215 - Don't Trust Their Kitchen

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 66:44


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Coca Cola's AI ads, Orcas making fashion statements, and the fried chicken Shalewa won't eat. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - Deer & Gabbana

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 32:42


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fart walks, fashionable deer, and scheming on Macy's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 214 - Trump's Burner Phones

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 52:47


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's lawsuit, holiday traveling safety, and Trump making calls on unsecured lines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - Rapping with Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 41:33


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rapping with Mark Zuckerberg, teenagers changing the world through science, and life on a commercial set. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 213 - 1000 Fancy Mice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 54:50


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the creation of a women's proffesional baseball league, accidently having too many fancy mice, and the Pentagon failing its audit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - Old Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 41:21


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Olympic horses winning military medals, cops eating samosas, and 77 year old cake. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 212 - Ninjitsu

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 66:30


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the comfort that comes from terrible ninja movies, Trumps first office appointments, and 43 Monkeys on the run. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - Feeling Blue

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 43:34


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Weezer Blue, Michelin star ice cream, and the most beautiful bat in the world. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 211 - The Day After

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 64:07


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election, shady ambulance practices and Elon buying votes. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Bonus EP - The Manual

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 39:56


    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

    Ep. 210 - $5 Deals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 67:54


    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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