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Not quite a Mid-life crisis just yet, but close. Hello All! Welcome to our Third-Life Crisis podcast. Come listen to three long time friends discuss topics that range from pop culture, to tech, to sports, to lifestyles, and everything in between. Join us on our journey as we approach 30 years of age…

Austin, Cassie & Jon Michael


    • Apr 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 64 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Third Life Crisis

    Two's Company, Three's a Crowd

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 26:27


    The Trio are down a man! Jon is M.I.A. this week. But the new dynamic duo, Austin and Cassie, decide to save the day and discuss how millennial are you.    ~ Connect with the show @3rdlifepodcast ~     *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/ *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast *Catch the next time we go live on Podbean: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/     Do you like what you hear or want to tell us what we can be doing better? Leave us a review wherever you listen!

    Marriage or Mortgage...or Mental Anguish

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 48:05


    The Trio return for another brand new episode. In this one, hear how Austin's feeling after his second COVID vaccine shot. Jon lets the group know that bathing a kid isn't easy anymore, and later, discusses a wine fiasco his wife went through. Cassie reflects on the one time she found more in her taco than she bargained for. Lastly, the trio discuss one of Netflix's newest shows, Marriage or Mortgage.    ~ Connect with the show @3rdlifepodcast ~   *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/ *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast *Catch the next time we go live on Podbean: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/   Do you like what you hear or want to tell us what we can be doing better? Leave us a review wherever you listen!

    What Color is a Yellow Tennis Ball?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 47:51


    The Trio are back with a brand new episode this week! Take a listen as Cassie gripes her heart out and discusses how tough it can be to shop at Target and get awesome deals. Austin shares his thoughts on his new cell phone carrier - Mint Mobile. Hear what he has to say about it and see if he can convince you to make the switch. Also, Jon Michael comes to the sad conclusion that he may be color blind. Listen in on how bad his color vision really is. Lastly, hear the trio discuss NFTs, Life Expectancy and how Austin like the movie Coco.   ~ Connect with the show @3rdlifepodcast ~   *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/ *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast *Catch the next time we go live on Podbean: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/   Do you like what you hear or want to tell us what we can be doing better? Leave us a review wherever you listen!

    The Live Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 47:10


    The Trio take the show live for the first time! Hear how good, or bad, it went. In this episode, the group talks about HBO Max and an early showing they provided some users. Hear how Jon's new pain may be a more serious issue and how the trio feel about life insurance in their 30's. Austin breaks down his review of Netflix's newest docuseries, "Murder Among the Mormons". The group discuss the one year anniversary of the Pandemic and Jon attempts to get his thoughts out on reminiscing of what it was like to make dinner before being an adult.    ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast   *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/   *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast   *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKbDgf3RF1b6LcoguueDBEQ    Want to catch the next time we go live? Head over to our Podbean page and follow us: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/    Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!

    DnD: Deep Cleanings and Disney

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 55:18


    The Trio are going on vacation! On this episode, the group discuss their vacation plans as they all are going to Disney World in a few months. Jon discusses his thoughts on traveling with a 1 year old. Listen in on how the traveling plans are going and what the group is looking forward to. Also, hear the groups thoughts on Perseverance landing on Mars, signs of privilege that we take for granted and how deep cleanings are for suckers.   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast  *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/  *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast  *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKbDgf3RF1b6LcoguueDBEQ     *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    Snowpocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 60:36


    The Trio survived Snowpocalypse 2021! Hear how they handled the unexpected Texas winter storm and what difficulties they had. Jon discusses how the Milk shortage affected his household while Austin and Cassie lived luxuriously with no issues. Should ERCOT be blamed? The group weighs in on their thoughts. Also, find out if Austin really spoiled Bridgerton for Cassie.    ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/3rdLifePodcast  *Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/3rdlifepodcast/  *Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/3rdLifePodcast  *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKbDgf3RF1b6LcoguueDBEQ    *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    Clean Your F-Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 56:42


    The Trio complete the hat trick! Listen in on the groups early thoughts of the winter storm that was going to consume Texas. Cassie and Austin discuss their experience when lighting the fireplace didn't go as planned. Jon and Austin discuss a Netflix docuseries: Crime Scene - The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel. And Austin asks the group to weigh on on a not so normal doll.   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~* Follow us on Twitter* Follow us on Instagram* Like us on Facebook* Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast) - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com - Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!

    Hello, I'm a Millennial

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 52:02


    The Trio did it! Two episodes in two weeks. A rare occurrence but a pleasant surprise. In this episode they discuss what it's like to be judged as a millennial by those Gen Z folk.. and 1/3 of the trio takes it pretty hard. They tackle one of life's mysteries...is it ok to date your cousin? And Frigid temps are no match for Austin's new handy tool! Valentine's day, Lil Uzi Vert and a good old gripe, the Trio are starting to get back in the swing of things.    ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ * Follow us on Twitter * Follow us on Instagram * Like us on Facebook * Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com   - Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!

    Wrinkly Stocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 55:21


    The Trio returns at the request of their thousands of listeners (not really)! They are determined to become a household name with a competitor looming and making a play (more on this on the next episode). Hear how 2020 treated the trio and what 2021 holds in store for them. Don't forget to wish Cassie a happy birthday, but don't mention her wrinkles. Jon and Austin attempt to get rich quick through some stock trading and Austin introduces a new segment of top 10's. Thanks for checking us out!   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~* Follow us on Twitter* Follow us on Instagram* Like us on Facebook* Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast) - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com - Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!

    Quarantining Like a Pro

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 54:33


    The Trio is back and eager to get back in the groove of things! Listen in on how they've been dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic which is now in full swing. Hear about Jon's quarantined haircut and how the next challenge only gets worse for him. Find out what Cassie and Austin have been up to the last 6 months which includes a pandemic road trip. Movie reviews, quarantine updates and Cassies love for football, we hope you enjoy it all! ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~* Follow us on Twitter* Follow us on Instagram* Like us on Facebook* Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast) - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com - Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen! 

    Quarantine and Chill

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 62:09


    The Trio have been quarantined too long and it's starting to show. Hear about what's been happening since stay at home orders have been in place and how life's been treating the group. Jon's getting stir crazy, Cassie is a full time barber and Austin is honing in his inner 007. Easter plans, stimulus checks and lost Russian tortoises...this episode has something you'll enjoy, so come hang out with us!   ~Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast~ * Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram * Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com   *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*    

    The Pandemic Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 54:21


    The Trio share their thoughts on what's to come from this COVID-19 Pandemic. Listen in to hear how Jon, Austin and Cassie are adjusting to this new reality and how they're surviving. Hear what Jon's harsh suggestion is for fixing this whole mess and how much Austin misses going to the movies. From unnecessary hoarding to supporting local businesses, the trio all have something to say in how this is affecting them and their families. Just remember, wash your hands, cochinos.   ~Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast~ *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com   *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    The Catch Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 50:19


    The Trio return to the mics for a brand new episode...finally! Between traveling, working and raising another human being, finding time to do a Podcast is a bit difficult. In this episode, the trio catch the listeners up on what they've been up to since their last talk. Hear how the holidays went for everyone. Also, which decade is the best decade to have lived in?! From future travel plans, to inappropriate conversations being overheard, we hope you join us as our Third Life Crisis continues!   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website: https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/   *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    Bro Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 33:34


    The Trio are down a man...er...woman, in this podcast episode. This week, Jon and Austin bro down and handle the full responsibility of hosting the show while Cassie was M.I.A. Hear the craziness that ensues when these two take over.   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website:https://thirdlifepodcast.podbean.com/   *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    Too Soon for Xmas and Zombies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 53:43


    And The Trio complete the hat trick! This marks the third consecutive week we have put out an episode. In this episode Jon and Cassie question Austin's movie rating system, as well as why Austin purchased Google Stadia. Jon has a gripe that everyone in the Trio can agree on this holiday season. Finally, we go over three random articles that peaked our interest this week. P.S. Please do not get use to these regularly released episodes. Jon could sneeze and hurt his back, Cassie could dance too hard and sprain her elbow, and Austin could injure his knee again walking. Till then, let the good times roll!   3:19 Austin's Movie Review: Doctor Sleep & Knives Out 12:38 Google Stadia 19:08 J-Mike's Gripes 24:27 Thanksgiving 2019 Plans 29:57 Human Suspended Animation 39:04 Free The Nip 47:27 Dead Man Found In Apartment   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com   *~Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!~*

    So A Wookie, Princess, and Billionaire Walk Into A Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 41:33


    What a hiatus? Am I right? The Trio make another comeback to the airwaves. At this point, they have more comebacks than Madonna. In this episode, they discuss Disney+ taking over the streaming world, how they spent their Halloween, and an out-of-this-world experience at AlienCon. We give the listeners a Baby Gomez Update. Plus, go over our many many (not really so many) accomplishments this decade. Let's hope this comeback sticks. You know I'm pulling for them.   5:14 Disney+ 17:40 Halloween 2019 23:52 AlienCon 33:07 Baby Gomez Update 34:17 Our Accomplishments This Decade   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast)   - Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com   ~*Like what you hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!*~

    Papa Jon Says They Don't Smell Right

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 51:21


    One Trio member has some exciting news. You guessed it, Baby Gomez is here and Jon has a lot to say about parenthood. Listen to the story of first-time parents experiencing the "My water broke" situation that ends with a little baby. Doctor approved, cute baby. The Trio talks about phones and computers. Cassie, of course, has no idea why multiple BestBuy employees say something is going to work and it doesn't. During Austin's Topics, they discuss boycotting and relieving stress.   1:52 Baby Gomez is Here 15:47 Birthing Experience 24:00 They Must See a lot of Ugly Babies 26:05 Switching Phones 31:20 Frustrating Computer Shopping 35:39 Boycotting 44:05 Relieving Stress   ~ Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast ~ * Follow us on Twitter * Follow us on Instagram * Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website www.3rdlifepodcast.com   ~* Like what you hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen! *~

    Summer Time Sadness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 59:46


    The Trio are back! Austin continues to host with topic choices. Jon discusses the "skills" needed to put together baby equipment in spite of his 30 year old back. This topic spills over into comparing gender specific roles. After watching gymnastic history, the Trio talks about missing your chance. Mario Lopez is in the news because of his opinion on transgender children. Lastly, in recent events, how has gun violence and crowds changed the Trio's view.   2:00 Assembly Required 5:40 Gender Specific Roles 7:55 Missing your Chance 12:03 Hijacked by Jon 17:55 Old Summer Days 26:30 Any Time Now 31:40 Child's Identity 45:30 Crowds in Today's Society   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast * Follow us on Twitter * Follow us on Instagram * Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen!

    Long Breaks and Remakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 67:11


    We're back! Did you miss us?! The Trio is back with the first episode of Season 4 and they missed you deeply. After the long hiatus, Austin catches the listeners up by hosting the podcast. He asks each member a question about what happened over the past two months. The Trio talk about the "exciting" milestone of owning a home. Austin's Article discusses the median income for a family and compares renters versus homeowners in Fort Worth and San Antonio. Speaking of houses, hear about a bank teller's wedding and house buying struggles. The Trio finish out the episode by giving their insight about the difference of traveling in their 20s vs. their 30s.   2:42 Missing Episode 4:10 Cassie - School, Work, and Vacation 9:40 Austin - Running and Counting Calories 15:40 Jon - Baby, House, and Back Pain 21:26 Are Movie Remakes Good or Bad? 31:45 Woes of having a house 40:50 Austin's Article - Renting vs. Buying 50:28 BB&T story (Ain't nobody got time for that) 56:08 20s vs 30s: Traveling   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!    

    Casa de Gomez

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 71:15


    The Trio return to their mics to hear Jon's new announcement. He's taking the next step in his Third Life Crisis and shares his thoughts of becoming a potential homeowner. On the flip side, Austin and Cassie can't catch a break in their Third Life Crisis as they talk about their car trouble woes. Jon is back with a long overdue J-Mike's Gripe and Cassie takes a stab on doing her own version of a Netflix show review. Lastly, hear which intriguing and over-whale-ming article Austin shares with the group.   1:45 14 Pounds 3:54 Car Trouble 10:33 Casa de Gomez 34:56 French Gutters 41:42 Cassie's Crazy Review 46:14 Austin's A-List Review: Detective Pikachu 53:41 J-Mike's Gripes 1:02:15 Austin's Article Roulette   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    #3rdLifers Assemble

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 61:34


    The Trio gather to gush about how epic Avengers: Endgame is. Hear their spolier-free review of the movie. The Trio journey to their last wedding of the season and jam out in Helotes, TX. They also discuss what should be accepted for a bachelor/bachelorette party in a new segment of Austin's Article. Disaster befell Jon's truck as Jessica finds out old San Antonio garages were not made for large vehicles. Lastly, a Baby Gomez update as Jon and Jess prepare for the baby shower.   2:20 Jon's Truck 11:43 Corona & 14 pounds 16:30 Fence 22:50 Endgame 36:00 Vasquez Wedding 44:05 Austin's Article ( W/ a Quick Puppy Intermission) 55:45 Baby Update   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Too Old to Get Wasted

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 52:58


    The Trio is back with an update on their Easter Holiday weekend. Austin's dog runs out of the front yard multiple times. Hear how Cassie caught the Great Vindini and her out of shape experience. Jon celebrated the weekend with a day trip to the coast to fish with friends. His Easter packed weekend leaves him exhausted. The Trio review an article that lists 9 signs you are too old to get wasted. Lastly, Austin tells Jon and Cassie a story of sweat bees and an eyeball.   1:47 Easter Weekend 19:35 Creature by the House 23:30 Childhood Easter Egg Hunt 26:35 Too old to get wasted 44:30 Austin's Article   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Jon's New Bestfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 52:30


    The Trio discuss family planning in their third life crisis. What is a reasonable number of kids at our age? They also talk National Sibling Day and what it's like growing up with younger sisters and no siblings at all. Cassie and Austin give Jon a therapy session when talking about his sister's new boyfriend. History was made with the photographic evidence of a black hole. Hear how The Trio try and grasp the concept of the enormously massive space discovery. Did you write your own vows? Hear the pros and cons of writing your own wedding vows from the wedding "experts".   1:30 National siblings day 17:00 Meeting my Sister's New Boyfriend 34:35 Black Hole Photo 42:53 Wedding Vows   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    You're Gomez Be Having A...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 58:24


    The Trio have quite an eventful weekend experience. Jon and Jessica find out the gender of their baby at their gender reveal party. Cassie and Austin get to feel old by attending their nephew's birthday party at Amazing Air Trampoline Park. This leads the Trio to reminisce about the times when 15 minutes of jumping wouldn't leave you exhausted. Cassie's busy work schedule is taking its toll on her body, as is Jessica's pregnancy on Jessica's body. Finally, they discuss firearms in America and the Nextdoor app.   1:15 Gender Reveal 14:45 Ollie's Birthday Party 19:32 Reminiscing about Jumping 27:45 Cassie's Busy Schedule 30:35 Gomez Baby Update 33:45 Firearms 49:10 Nextdoor App   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    You Didn't Look in the Box?!!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 53:49


    The Trio took another week off...surprise, surprise. They are back at it with an update to Cassie's New Year’s Resolution. Find out how great graduate school is going to be. Wedding season is still upon the Trio as they celebrated with Sybo and Jacob at a beautiful venue in Comfort, Texas. Austin and Cassie discuss their first year of marriage and how it flew by. Hear them talk about what they expect the next year to bring. Jon and Jessica took a road trip to celebrate a friend's third life crisis in El Paso, Texas. Austin reviews another documentary called The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley. It is yet again another person faking their way to the top this time with a multibillion-dollar tech company. Last but certainly not least, Jon and Jessica plan their Gender Reveal party.   1:13 New Year's Resolution 5:24 Sybo's Wedding 8:38 March Madness 14:00 Luna Milestone 20:45 El Paso Trip 30:00 Doc-u-mint-terry 43:05 Gender Reveal 52:30 Outro   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Ramblings of a Traveling Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 65:08


    The Trio is back with a special guest this episode! Austin's friend David joins the discussion of the college admissions scandal. Find out David's take on the issue due to his alma mater. Austin watched and discusses another shameful documentary, Leaving Neverland. The Trio interviews David on his travels around the world. Hear the shocking and scary stories he describes that he's been through. Let's just say we will not be hiking with David..ever. The Trio end on a high note with a movie review of Captain Marvel.   1:40 Special Guest David 6:05 College Admissions Scandal 17:14 Leaving Neverland 29:00 David's Travel 49:55 How's being single at 30 52:05 Austin's A-List Movie Review 1:02:25 David's Outro   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Gomez Watch 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 59:12


    Your favorite Trio is back after a two week break. What were they up to? Well, Cassie got a lesson in blow jobs during a bachelorette party... While Cassie was away, Austin and his brother-in-law got to visit the Shiner Brewery. Jon is experiencing jaw issues and has the TMJ. Last but not least, don't miss the huge announcement!   01:05 I put on for my City 06:40 Bachelorette Party 14:35 Shiner Brewery 21:56 TMJ - Too Much Jon? 27:29 Exciting Announcement 41:24 How important is a routine? 53:30 Updates to Cassie's Challenge   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!  

    Lie, Cheat, Steal

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 50:56


    The Trio catch you up on their 3rd Life Crisis. Austin and Cassie are presented with the dreaded "appliance doesn't work" crisis. Like most people, Jon, Austin, and Cassie have no idea how taxes work. Austin does a classic movie review for "Happy Death Day 2U". The Trio discuss the three dumbasses of the week.   0:41 Jon's New Hobby: Aggressively Fishing 2:50 Dryer Issues 8:45 Doing Chores 16:34 Tax Season 24:50 #AListMovieReview 32:30 Jussie Smollett - Dumbass #1 38:05 48-Hour Challenge - Dumbass #2 43:18 AAF - Dumbass #3   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    One Year Anniversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 55:21


    The Trio celebrates their one year anniversary (Cassie never thought they would make it this far). Hear the Trio's thoughts on how the past year has shaken out for the Third Life Crisis. They discuss what went right and what was unexpected when starting a podcast. The Trio does a throwback with four segment favorites. Listen to what J-Mike is gripping about now, Cassie's dog challenge, and hear about Austin's Movie Review for Abducted in Plain Sight. They also review Odell Brewing in the Drink, Drank, Drunk segment. The Trio has a surprise for one lucky listener! Listen to the episode to find out!   0:51 How Far We've Come 8:05 Misconceptions for the podcast 11:54 Look Back 14:05 On a Personal Level 20:24 J-Mike's Gripes 22:55 Cassie's Challenge 27:00 Drink, Drank, Drunk 38:28 Austin's Movie Review 49:57 Podcast Stats 51:42 One Year Surprise!   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Year of the Pigskin

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 53:20


    The Trio discuss everything Super Bowl. Hear their thoughts on how the game played out, commercial favorites, and the Halftime Show. Listen to Cassie's rant on why she doesn't particularly like football but is all in for Tony Romo. This episode also reveals the results for the Flying vs. Driving polls. Austin gives those snakes (Jon and Cassie) a small lesson on the Lunar New Year. Jon doesn't believe in the cupid holiday. Do you still “Valentine's Day” with your significant other? Last, but certainly not least, the Trio preps for the Third Life Crisis One Year Anniversary with a Cassie's Challenge.   1:05 Super Bowl Game, Commercials, & the Halftime Show 18:16 Cassie doesn't like Football?!?? 25:43 Flying vs. Driving Results 28:35 Lunar New Year - Year of the Pig 42:35 Valentine's Day 50:16 Podcast One Year Anniversary 51:20 Cassie's Challenge   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Episode Dirty Thirty

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 53:22


    How perfect is it that one of the Third Life Crisis members turns 30 on the 30th episode. Join us while we talk through some Third Life Crisis moments you may be experiencing. The Trio also discuss Fyre Festival and the topic of rewatchability with favorite movies and tv shows.   1:00 Going through a third life crisis? 5:50 Cassie's Birthday 9:42 Warning! Technical Issues 11:00 Fyre Festival 25:06 Rewatchability 35:42 Alcohol with Dinner 41:00 Cookies, Cravings, & Water 51:30 Last Words for a 29 Year Old   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Be Our Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 67:47


    On this episode, The Trio invite their first guest to the podcast. Hear about their extended weekend with Cassie and Austin's crazy stay at the airport and Jon's fishing trip. Find out what Jessica thinks of the podcast and pick a side with the whole flying vs. driving debate. The Trio rounds it off with questions for each couple. See which newlywed team knows more about each other.   1:07 Boston Trip 29:03 Jon's Fishing Trip 32:30 Jessica's Podcast Thoughts 39:49 Flying vs. Driving 50:28 Newlywed game   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Happy New Year 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 54:08


    The trio is recharged and ready to kick off Season 3 with their nonsense rambling. Get ready to hear about their resolution updates, how they spent their winter breaks, and what to look forward to this season. Jon talks about his Disney experience, while Austin and Cassie go over Birdbox and Surviving R Kelly.   1:15 New Year Resolutions 6:00 Holiday Season 13:55 Birdbox 19:01 New Year's Eve 23:32 New Year's Eve at Disney 34:56 Side Hustle 41:51 Surviving R Kelly 51:41 Announcements   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook *Subscribe/Like us on YouTube (search Third Life Crisis Podcast) Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Look Back at It

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 55:10


    The Trio discuss their Christmas shopping, traditions, and favorite past presents. They get excited in anticipation for their fun NYE plans, as well as enjoy reminiscing how great 2018 has been. The Trio wrap up the episode with their New Year's Resolutions. Thank you to all our listeners. Stay tuned for an amazing Season 3 starting in 2019.   1:15 Christmas Shopping 5:45 Christmas Traditions 22:20 Favorite Christmas Gifts 28:40 New Year's Eve Plans 35:45 Look Back at 2018 43:45 Austin Movie Awards 46:37 #CassieChallenge Year Winner 47:25 Best J-Mike Gripe 50:30 New Year's Resolutions   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    'Tis the Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 55:18


    The Trio continue catching their listeners up about their small hiatus in this sequel to "Guess Who's Back...Back Again". This episode is a good one. Hear about Austin starting his #ThirdLifeCrisis, Thanksgiving Disasters, Black Friday wars and the anticipated #Wedding of Jon Michael and Jessica. For your wedding or event photo needs, make sure to check out @dreammoments.us on Instagram and like them on Facebook by searching Dream Moments, LLC.   1:20 Austin Turns 30 10:12 Pound or Hashtags 10:45 Thanksgiving 20:34 Black Friday 32:08 Wedding Update 49:30 When does Christmas Start?   *For your wedding or event photo needs, make sure to check out @dreammoments.us on Instagram and like them on Facebook by searching Dream Moments, LLC.* Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Guess Who's Back...Back Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 59:26


    The Trio are back on the mic. We catch up our listeners on the crazy month we have had. From new houses, to bachelor/bachelorette parties, and Ed Sheeran. We have missed all our #3rdLifers. Take a listen as we recap half of what we have been up to. Stay tuned to episode 26 to hear the rest of our fun filled month.   2:50 House Hunting Complete 15:25 Halloween 21:50 Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties 47:05 Ed Sheeran Fun 50:20 Moving on in   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Bonus Episode: Survival Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 35:21


    The Trio go head to head...to head, in a live draft of camping and survival gear. They take turns picking 6 items that they would want to be stranded and survive with. Listen in and see who gets the best picks and who can survive in 3 different disaster scenarios. Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 59:42


    The Trio continue the Halloween discussions with their favorite Halloween Movie Series. Hear the groups new segment which has everyone feeling old: 3rdLifer Moments of the Week. Cassie presents a financial checklist that may or may not have the group eager to turn 30. And Austin reboots an oldie but goodie segment: #MovieTavern Minute Review. Boy bands, Soda hunting and butt shots...this episode has it all.   1:20 30th Birthday 3:29 Hunting Sodas 4:51 3rdLifer Moments of the Week 7:53 Boy Bands 10:23 Financial Bucket List 26:15 Best Halloween Movie Series 44:44 #MovieTavern Minute Review 49:07 Flu Shots vs. Butt Shots   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    A #3rdLifers Haunting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 52:24


    The Trio mull over the scariest movies they have ever seen. Austin and Cassie give an update to their house...so close. The Halloween holiday is put in the crosshairs this week in J-Mike's Gripes (sorry Great Pumpkin). Plus the results are in for #CassiesChallenge, and we give a shout out to Pela and Warby Parker.   1:55 House Hunting Pt.3 12:55 #CassiesChallenge Results 15:23 Scary Movies 30:49 J-Mike's Gripes 41:00 Pela and Warby Parker   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Check out our website: www.3rdlifepodcast.com Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    The Heebie Jeebies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 69:31


    The Trio present their research projects in #CassiesChallenge. Cassie explains the AirBnB problems her and the bachelorette group are running into, but everyone is still excited for the parties. Austin and Cassie are one step closer to finding their house and discuss their next steps. The conversation turns from friendly to creepy when the Trio discuss what makes them squirm. And hear what Cassie and Austin have to say about what 15mL of spit can do.   0:45 AirBnB Issues 6:40 Dateline 12:25 #CassiesChallenge 29:55 House Hunting Pt.2 40:45 Creepy 53:30 Traitor 55:00 23&Me   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Home, Sweet....Soon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 58:55


    The Trio chat about what it takes to choose the right house. Subject hits close to home as Austin and Cassie are in the beginning stages of looking for a house. The Trio also posit that private school might be the way to go for their children, although they are open to the idea of public schools. Finally, we review our points in #CassiesChallenge.   0:10 Challenge Update 3:00 House Hunting 27:50 Private vs Public Schools 48:55 #CassiesChallenge   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Apple 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 52:03


    The Trio analyze Apple's 2018 lineup. Are the phones worth it? Will they make the switch to Apple? They also debate DC's superman debacle with the news of Henry Cavill's departure as the Man of Steel. Lastly, how early is too early to start decorating for the upcoming holidays.   0:20 Reaching 20 Episodes 3:25 Cassie Driving and Baking 9:23 New 2018 Apple Products 31:40 Cavill Out As Superman 45:15 Our Favorite Seasons   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Take a Look, It's in a Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 51:59


    The Trio banter over how to define what makes a book a book in Cassie’s Challenge. Also, Cassie chooses a brand new challenge for the Trio to complete. They then debate the validity of Esports as a positive influence and how they plan to monitor their own children’s gaming. Finally, they discuss what's on their bucket lists with year 30 approaching fast.   0:30 Kamikaze by Eminem 2:40 Music Streaming 6:35 Digital Immigrants 20:40 Cassie's Challenge 38:00 Bucket Lists   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    NO RAGRETS: Tattoos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 50:00


    The Trio talk tattoos in J-Mike's Gripes. Cassie is still running around getting her name changed, Jon is gearing up for his wedding, and the Trio enjoys playing Overcooked 2. #DrinkDrankDrunk is back and we rate Malibu Beer from @MalibuRumUs.   0:45 Fantasy Football 4:10 Our Weekend 16:00 J-Mike's Gripes 32:20 Swallowing Pills 37:25 #DrinkDrankDrunk: Malibu Beer   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    What Every 30 Year Old Should Have

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 52:33


    The Trio discuss what type of decor a 30 year old should have in their house, and it looks like they have a ways to go. Plus, a new and fun segment is introduced: #DrinkDrankDrunk. In this segment, the Trio each rate Axis IPA from @RealAleBrewing.   0:40 Weekend Plans 2:05 Thirty things every 30 year old should have 35:35 #DrinkDrankDrunk: Axis IPA   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

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    Back to School

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 56:26


    The Trio look back at first days of school and being nervous. Making new friends, finding a lunch table, and learning new things all adds to the anxiety. They ponder the importance of learning cursive, as opposed to other useful topics. Finally, Jon gets hyped for his new segment: J-Mike's Hypes.   0:30 First day of school nerves 30:00 Why did we learn cursive 40:40 Legal Name Change 47:54 J-Mike's Hypes   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

    Going on 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 68:08


    The Trio go over things to expect in your 30's, Cassie and Austin decide to do a little Fall Cleaning, and we bring up Jon's bachelor party. Hear how Austin saved a kid's life! Plus there is the long awaited return of #CassieChallenge and @MoviePass Minute Review: Mission Impossible Fallout.   0:40 Fall cleaning 13:20 Thirty things to expect in your 30's 39:10 Not all heroes wear capes 45:50 BuzzFeed Unsolved 48:25 Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties 53:25 Cassie's Challenge 58:20 MoviePass Minute Review: Mission Impossible Fallout   Connect with the show @3rdLifePodcast *Follow us on Twitter *Follow us on Instagram *Like us on Facebook Like what ya hear?! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen!

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    Honeymoon in China

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 85:53


    The Trio kick off Season 2 of the podcast with an insight into why they have been MIA. Cassie and Austin describe their amazing honeymoon in China. From Beijing to Xian to Shanghai, this was a trip of a lifetime. Thank you to all the #3rdLifers for the continued listens. Get ready for a fun, new season.   1:35 Why we've been MIA 12:05 Honeymoon in China   Make sure to join the discussion and reach out on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram: @3rdLifePodcast. Royalty Free Music from Bensound

    Bonus Episode: Top TV Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 55:01


    The Trio talk about their top TV shows of all time. From The Twilight Zone to The Walking Dead...we watch a lot of TV. Thanks to all the #3rdLifers that voted on the topic. Enjoy the bonus episode!   Make sure to join the discussion and reach out on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram: @3rdLifePodcast. Royalty Free Music from Bensound

    Getting Old

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 60:22


    The Trio feel old but still had a great Memorial Weekend. Jon brings up twenty things you should learn in your twenties and has a new gripe for everyone. Also, the Texas temperature is heating up, and we are not a fan. #MoviePassMinuteReview: Solo A Star Wars Story.   1:10 Texas heat 8:50 MoviePass Minute Review: Solo A Star Wars Story 21:30 Memorial Weekend and Fasting 28:25 Things You Learn in Your Twenties 36:35 Generational Gap 44:29 Feeling Old 53:50 J-Mike's Gripes   Make sure to join the discussion and reach out on Twitter and Facebook: @3rdLifePodcast. Royalty Free Music from Bensound Countdown Timer used from YouTube @ http://bit.ly/2FQYhYl from Mandy Mathy and Drum Roll used from YouTube @ http://bit.ly/2GE3PWM from Iwan Sounds and DIY

    Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Planning

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 61:21


    The Trio are excited for Jon and Jessica's Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties, as well as building terrariums at Ephemera. However, they are not as excited about the Royal Wedding. The Trio decide to introduce a new, and continue an older, #CassiesChallenge, and there's a new J-Mike'sGripes. @MoviePass Minute Review: Deadpool 2.   4:05 Bachelor & Bachelorette Party Ideas 26:27 The Royal Wedding 35:35 Ephemera Terrariums 41:00 Cassie's Challenge 49:05 J-Mike's Gripes 53:10 MoviePass Minute Review: Deadpool 2   Make sure to join the discussion and reach out on Twitter and Facebook: @3rdLifePodcast. Royalty Free Music from Bensound Countdown Timer used from YouTube @ http://bit.ly/2FQYhYl from Mandy Mathy and Drum Roll used from YouTube @ http://bit.ly/2GE3PWM from Iwan Sounds and DIY

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