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Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame is salty that people are leaving Nickson reckons Kmart queue is the worst, do you reckon? Where is the worst place you have broken down? The things we wanted to be growing up vs what we are now Eds tells Fame why he is HELLA zesty Tegs tippies on how to get ya steps in How did you get out of school? Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Tegs has the test to see if you have ADHD or OCD Fame vs Arun in a running race… who’s winning? I get put to the test with peanut butter tasting Replacing a word from a movie title with ‘fatty’ WHAT DAT NOISE?! Tegs said the ONE thing you shouldn’t say at church Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: MEAT PACK ON THE SHOW! Fame’s partner has some serious dirt on him Nickson once cried when he couldn’t find his blankie… The gym is getting expensive…what are doing to get your heart rate up? Introducing our brand new game.. WHAT DAT NOISEEEEE Fame reckons pacific is the best corned beef. Eds (me) reckons I can tell the difference between peanut butter, let’s test it then Dame Valarie Adams in the house! She pushed a car??? Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: MEAT PACK ON THE SHOW! Fame & Arun fell asleep in a movie premiere … Eds VS Fame in the quiz today, things got messy. Who else used Imperial soap? We are on the search for the whitest lollies & I think we found it Testing the Mai FM version of ‘the voice’ The boys tell me why I am cutting sandwiches wrong Nickson said the wrong quote … again Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: IM BACCCCCCK! Fame booked a restaurant for Nicola’s bday … but it wasn’t a restaurant Tegs reminds us to go out there and clear up any beef NZ is really bad at recycling … paper bags are so bad though & what do we put our wet togs in these days? Nickson is doing market research on the worst chip flavour EVERY CALLER WINS SOMETHING TOMORROW! Tegs wants windshield wipers for her glasses… what else should have been invented? We did island logic… it’s time for māori logic! Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame's Diary was full of sass. Drake is out here making silly noises, but why are you making silly noises? Nickson needs to know, how much sushi is TOO much sushi? Fame & Arun are terrible boyfriends. Teg's bought some spicy fruit because the guy was nice. What was the dumb reason you bought something? What did "I love you" look like in your house if it wasn't actually said? Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: I tried to wear a new hat to work today… idk if I will do that again Tegs gives us some good sick excuses Fame tells us what doesn’t make sense Ayesha Leti-I’iga yarning about being selected for RWC Did Nickson drive a digger? Things people have never said. Webgirl Arju is having maccas after 75 days.. Temuera Morrison chats about the new Chief of War! Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: …was he actually sick? Live update from Katma over in Hawaii! What are you doing to disappoint your ancestors? BIG CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT Arun doesn’t like one very essential food group Sirvere is getting old… Dom Ona-Ariki talks about theatre over rugby growing up in South Auckland Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Storme took his KFC meal back…. Producer Arun’s 90 days are up. Are we keeping him? Who else now watches love island? Tegs is getting nightmares… is her whare haunting her? The heck is Debby Rose? Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame’s twin Storme is in todaaaaay What is the official goodbye we are using? Nickson needs to face the consequences of saying he can drive a digger. Tegs tells us what to say if people ask why you aren’t having a baby. Nickson takes another poll from the Mai whānau. Things that are embarrassing but shouldn’t be TRY AGAIN TUESDAY - hectic events Auckland conspiracies Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame has gone into negatives in his sick leave Some advice from Tegs to the straight girlies PSA to start respecting the on-ramp lights Tegs partner is perfect but… What is communal in the work fridge? Chris Hipkins on for a lil yarn Someone punched a nana on the shore Should I be wearing a swimming cap with a bald head? Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: TOOLS DOWN PUMP IT UP! Roll call - JOB EDITION Antonia Prebble on the show today! You describe your job poorly, we guess what it is. DID FAME LAND THE SNOWBOARD JUMP??? Tegs gives us some legal revenge options The mystics on the show too! Shot for listening, From Eds (or Eric) xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: People playing silly games on busses We don’t listen to Tegs … What is your bigbackability? Fame runs away from the police! Stan Walker and Joel from L.A.B in the house this morning! Not flossing is basically not wiping… Very clingy woman gets arrested Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame is gymming at 2.30am Silly games on E-Scooters Arun has been surfing in Morocco…we get itttttt Tegs is bored…tell us your craziest work stories Fame’s ice job for Kathamandu Who is the GOAT pākehā? (dw we are doing islander version tomorrow) The best paying job in NZ right now Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Tegan’s tippies for yah Monday Heavy behaviour pt 458. What made this noise? Wrong answers only. Nickson and Fame were on TV reffing Fame has to master mental fortitude this morning Who needs to watch their back today? After dating an islander… Clothes are going missing in Mairangi Bay Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: IT’S TEGS BDAY! Nickson surveys the Mai listeners again What are your most unhinged money saving tips? Fame takes on day TWO challenge … will he succeed? Which school listens to us the most? Tegs had all the emergency services at her house - wrong answers only as to why. Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

SUPERMAN is back on the big screen, this time courtesy of James Gunn. Did he do it...justice? Ehhh?? Batman Shane is here for a super-sized MAM as we dig into all aspects of this one and bring you a box office and Movie Draft update at the halfway point of 2025.0:00 - 21:23 - Box Office21:23 - End - Superman (2025)Become a VIP at madaboutmoviespodcast.com/vip

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Arun saw someone riding what in GI? Tegs & Arun need a personal joke Chris Masoe on the show ahead of the game tonight! Tegs got called a lesbian … what’s a surprising compliment you’ve gotten? Arun may have got a listener arrested? Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame deleted Uber Eats again .. I turned up to work with a hickey. Big mistake. How are you hoodrich? Fame has a heated towel rack. Whose mum and dad are playing up? Tegs has a hot girl mantra! Is Fame ready to ref with Nickson? Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame is finally back… was he actually sick? Who hasn’t worn undux out in the past 7 days?! Tegs partner is sabotaging her Nickson has fully trained as a ref - so he’s qualified to call people out Fame brings a cheat code for sick days Tegs brings a sound… we guess what it is The comments on our Uber Eats vid is wild Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Nae Vs Tegs on NYK … SHE GAMBLES IT Are we running out of number plates? Saying goodbye to everyone moving to aussie :( Everyone is hating on Superman - Nickson is here to set it straight Nickson did his first reffing stint … Tegan’s TIPPIES Randy was a really shit friend to Nae Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame has food poisoning again Are you questioning a 400k bonus? Guy Montgomery interview (he tells us the reason he's funny) Tegs ran out of toilet paper ... Some RED FLAGS to look out for today Nae can't go to the viaduct ?! Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: 1 in 5 of the homies are gay Someone in the office been cutting corners… How do you know your mate has been hanging out with islanders? Which five liquids would you have on your fingers? Giving away a gym membership Fame took a flower from work and gave it to his Mrs Nickson is going to ref Fame’s game IF IM DOING THE ADS WRONG CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Nickson is sleeping outside tonight Sorry NSW - Fame is sad today Have you guys ever heard of damn daniel? What is shady but you still do? Wouldn’t want to be breaking up with anyone from the Mai whānau tbh… The BRISCOES LADY MAKES US AN AD!!!! Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Nickson is tired of false surveys so he is doing his own Want to stay in a calorie deficit? Here is how. State of O rules in the household What do you love about pākehā mates? Tegs is finally going to Pak’n Save…. What’s your family disclaimer? Tegan’s Tippies is back Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame doesn’t have unlimited data Tegan’s Tippies is BACK What are the sibling double standards? Tegan saved Nickson’s life Which sentence makes your heart drop? We renamed the menstrual cycle phases Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Full team is BACK Storme didn’t shower after what? Calling out our paru mates. What happened on your first date? Eds (me) made a big mistake. Soooo… MMC are refs now? Don’t listen to this while driving because Tegan tries to hypnotise everyone Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Meat pack on the show today: 3 x sausages & 1 x meat patty A drunk man joined a search party for himself… Arun’s childhood home was a wedding venue Naughty words winner Chantelle gets a BIG SURPRISE We got a few complaints recently… but we have some strategies Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: What did your partner bring when they moved in? Too many of you are dipping sausages in yoghurt…what’s your weird food combo? Fame started watching fat families .. it's really bad. Where are we meeting people these days? OOPS I SWORE I’M SORRY GUYS

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: WE GOT A NEW INTRO How to not lose the magic of life. We are recasting the māori shrek…did we get it right? BIG BACKTIVITIES Who’s lying online? What is stuck in your head (everyone loses it) Nickson’s still getting his reels from FB Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Who’s quit their job without telling their partner? How do you know someone is in a different tax bracket? Intern Eds gets an air check (embarassing) Fame never had a suitcase Who’s out here getting treated like a princess? Tegs parents are all good :) Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: If you like boobies - you are probably rich Fame’s final diary for the week - inspirational words Laura Mcgoldrick chats about warriors v broncos (and she wasn’t drunk) What or WHO is a waste of money at work? Kings with the brand new music! Wrong word wrong time pt 2 Who’s in the “girl version” of the dog box Dean Collins is boxing for 24 hours Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Fame has been playing SILLY games Bryn Hall chats to the team! It’s time for Arun’s performance review (it’s brutal) What phase did you go through? Who is still shopping at Jay Jays? Words you got wrong (Nickson loses it) Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te homies! Here's what you missed on the show today: Arun finally made some good questions for NYK quiz Tegan’s tippies for insomnia Naughty things that make you feel GOOD Someone who works at Mai repeated year 13 Who else is out here doing the absolute least? Nickson and Fame are green eyed monsters What did jealousy make you do? Shot for listening, From Eds xoxo

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Bye bye filet-o-fish Arun had what in his childhood house? Sorry Tongans you have to stay home TEGAN’S TIPS (with a brand new intro) Our producer needs to go to jail. Who else does? What did you only just learn? Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Why we have personality? ROLL CALL: who’s had it up to HERE with their partner? What we are leaving behind in 2025 Tegan’s tips - how to not get pissed off Suburbs you’d marry from When did you realise you’re old Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: You think you got excuses? Not anymore sorry. Pukekohe, come and defend yourself We going to war, why aren’t you getting drafted? What are the streets never forgetting Auckland Hospital misdiagnosed a lot of people with STIs Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Eds is in the producer seat again (Arun’s sick again) The team yarns to Charlie Faumuina We interview Becky that was in New World while it was on fire So… what’s happening to the food left in there? You got a snōrero? We played Date of Origin - which suburb is a red flag? Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Special shoutout to all the baldies Who has pashed someone with a blocked nose? Your workplace warning label Some is weeing in the supermarket After dating a pākehā, now I … What are your friends using you for? Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Mai whānau ROLL CALL - who is on empty? Tegs fell off the wagon Listening to the weekend announcers.. The suburb with the most rubbish How do you know a pākehā lives there? Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Nickson & Tegan are māuiui...suspicious Three universal greetings If your body had a warning label what would it be? How did you offend tūpuna? How can you tell a māori lives there? Which aunty should we adopt from overseas? Fresh from the islands Shot for listening x

Ehhh kia ora e te ball bags! Here's what you missed on the show today: Why you shouldn't have an argument with a Samoan woman. Why's your life dumb? Shaun Johnson on his new show "League Lounge" on Sky Sport. Fame's locker room chat on infidelities. Why should people not steal your car? What rules did you have growing up? Shot for listening x

Greetings, dear listener, and welcome back to "Jump on the Bat-Wagon" with James and Brian, where we watch through the entire DC Animated Universe from start to finish in the controversial airdate order, to experience these shows the way human beings experienced them in the far-gone days of the 1990s. The twist? Brian has never seen any of the DCAU. Will he become a super-fan like James or regret his decision?This week's episode:"Golem""Batman Beyond"Original airdate: 2/6/1999After being pushed around by classmates and by his father, Willie Watt gains the power to take matters into his own hands through a GLM construction robot.Timecodes:0:00 - Intro8:39 - Review and Ratings48:21 - Yoppie Mail1:05:51 - OutroGoogle Form for the next live show!https://bit.ly/yoplocationNext episode:"Meltdown" (Batman Beyond)DCAU Airdate Viewing Order:https://bit.ly/watchdcauSend us an email!batwagonpod @gmailBuy us a coffee!https://www.buymeacoffee.com/yoppieBuy a Yoppie Dude T-Shirt!https://watchtowerdatabase.com/shopSpecial thanks to our yoppie community!Dylan Pollack, Movies to Watch Before You Diehttps://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/moviestowatchJordan Blueman, The Fandom Optimistshttps://open.spotify.com/show/2GyhxgiZR64XcDmIjQMoezEdited and produced by:James StreckerMusical themes by:Kimi LevoeKuni PhoenixJordan BluemanEric LeBowViltsuLegacy AllenKathleen StreckerBrian ManeelyJames StreckerNew episodes debut Fridays on the Podtower YouTube channel and your favorite podcast feed!https://www.youtube.com/thepodtowerSubscribe to the Watchtower Database for more DCAU videos!https://www.youtube.com/watchtowerdatabaseHang out with us on Discord!https://discord.com/invite/RWZ7TaxAar

Okay, let’s get real about fasting. Patrick Madrid explains in this episode, and honestly? It’s not as scary as it sounds, especially compared to Jesus’ 40-day fast in the desert. Like, can you imagine? So, What’s the Deal with Catholic Fasting? First, fasting isn’t some random rule the Church made up. It’s an ancient discipline that goes all the way back to Jesus Himself. And if He did it, even though He didn’t need to... then yeah, maybe we should take notes. Fasting is about gaining control over our appetites before they control us. Let’s be honest: we live in a world where skipping one meal feels like the end of civilization. But fasting teaches self-mastery and unites us to Christ in His suffering. What Are the Actual Fasting Rules? Ash Wednesday & Good Friday Fasting → One full meal, plus two smaller snacks that don’t add up to a second meal. (No, you don’t need to weigh your food like a bodybuilder.) Abstinence from meat → No steak, no chicken, no bacon. Fridays in Lent No meat → But you don’t have to eat fish. (Seriously, where did that myth come from?) Wait… Can I Have That Lobster Dinner on a Friday? Technically? Yes. Spiritually? Ehhh. The whole idea is to keep it simple, not turn abstinence into an excuse for a five-star seafood feast. Why Does This Matter? Because it’s a tiny sacrifice to remind ourselves that we are not slaves to our desires. It’s a way of saying, “Lord, I want to unite my small suffering with Yours.” So yeah, fasting isn’t easy. But it’s worth it; if nothing else, it makes you appreciate that Easter ham a whole lot more. -Fasting = 1 full meal + 2 small snacks (Ash Wed & Good Fri). -No meat on Fridays in Lent. -Fish is allowed but not required. -Keep it simple; don’t turn “sacrifice” into a seafood buffet. Now, go forth and fast… but maybe don’t plan a Costco trip on an empty stomach.

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

LIVE from Long Island New York: 11/6/2024 Dodgers win the World Series so Jack is partying, Dan figured out streamyard stuff, and the Seahawks lose to the Rams. So I guess things are fine and dandy? Ehhh????? We'll see This podcast is supported by Belly Up Sports and Belly Up Media Like, Follow and Subscribe to the Show on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok Subscribe to our page for new Episodes of Time to BS with Staniel Smooth, The Sports Cave and BS Sessions Tags: #ComedyPodcast #SportsPodcast #BellyUpSports #BellyUpMedia #Podcast  Social Pages: Twitter/X: @stanielsmooth, @TimetoBSPodcast, @BellyUpSports, & @BellyUpMedia Instagram: @stanielsmooth, @TimetoBSPodcast, @BellyUpSports, & @BellyUpMedia Threads: @stanielsmooth & @timetobspodcast TikTok: @stanielsmooth Linktree: https://linktr.ee/TimetoBSPodcast?utm_source=linktree_admin_share Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spiky hair everywhere! In FFVII remake, that's delightful! In a Deadpool comic? Ehhh... Also, the summer's big crossover, Gang War... happened. Will comics: Daredevil: Gang War, Luke Cage: Gang War, Miles Morales: Spider-Man by Cody Ziglar vol 3: Gang War, Amazing Spider-Man by Zeb Wells vol 9: Gang War, Deadly Hands of Kung Fu: Gang War, and Spider-Woman by Steve Foxe vol 1: Gang War. Steve comics: Deadpool vol 3 #65-69, Wolverine vol 2 #177-180, Sabretooth: Mary Shelly Overdrive #1-4.

Welcome back to Law and Order: Crescent City! Bryce and Hunt have a new top suspect but is that petty bitty really capable of that? Ehhh. Ruhn is an oblivious silly goose. Our CC detectives continue to catch some feelings for each other.

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