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Okay, let’s get real about fasting. Patrick Madrid explains in this episode, and honestly? It’s not as scary as it sounds, especially compared to Jesus’ 40-day fast in the desert. Like, can you imagine? So, What’s the Deal with Catholic Fasting? First, fasting isn’t some random rule the Church made up. It’s an ancient discipline that goes all the way back to Jesus Himself. And if He did it, even though He didn’t need to... then yeah, maybe we should take notes. Fasting is about gaining control over our appetites before they control us. Let’s be honest: we live in a world where skipping one meal feels like the end of civilization. But fasting teaches self-mastery and unites us to Christ in His suffering. What Are the Actual Fasting Rules? Ash Wednesday & Good Friday Fasting → One full meal, plus two smaller snacks that don’t add up to a second meal. (No, you don’t need to weigh your food like a bodybuilder.) Abstinence from meat → No steak, no chicken, no bacon. Fridays in Lent No meat → But you don’t have to eat fish. (Seriously, where did that myth come from?) Wait… Can I Have That Lobster Dinner on a Friday? Technically? Yes. Spiritually? Ehhh. The whole idea is to keep it simple, not turn abstinence into an excuse for a five-star seafood feast. Why Does This Matter? Because it’s a tiny sacrifice to remind ourselves that we are not slaves to our desires. It’s a way of saying, “Lord, I want to unite my small suffering with Yours.” So yeah, fasting isn’t easy. But it’s worth it; if nothing else, it makes you appreciate that Easter ham a whole lot more. -Fasting = 1 full meal + 2 small snacks (Ash Wed & Good Fri). -No meat on Fridays in Lent. -Fish is allowed but not required. -Keep it simple; don’t turn “sacrifice” into a seafood buffet. Now, go forth and fast… but maybe don’t plan a Costco trip on an empty stomach.

Lieve jij!  Het is alweer bijna een jaar (!) geleden dat ik mijn laatste podcast episode opnam. Eindelijk is het weer zover, ik kan niet wachten om weer met je te gaan delen. Hoe het zover is gekomen dat het een jaar duurde, vertel ik je in deze podcast episode. Zodat jij uit mijn verhaal kunt halen wat voor jou geldt of waar je aan wilt sleutelen. Ik vertel je over wat er gebeurde op fysiek en emotioneel level. Zo worstelde ik met - zo ik dacht - hormonale klachten, maar las ik een boek dat mijn hele kijk op hormonen veranderde.  En vond ik de vrouw die mij voor 80% van mijn migraine (die toch niet hormonaal bleek te zijn - tipje van de sluier) afhielp. De belangrijkste les? Ehhh dat mag je zelf gaan beluisteren. Ik vond in elk geval mijn Juice terug en dat gun ik jou ook. Daarom, na een korte peiling onder mijn volgers op Insta, een nieuwe gratis Masterclass: Find Your Juice.  Ik deel exact met je wat ik deed om mijn Juice weer aan te zetten., want ik denk zomaar dat we veel overeenkomsten hebben. Nieuwsgierig? Dan zie ik je graag op zondag 2 maart om 11u, opgave via deze link: LINK NAAR FIND YOUR JUICE We zijn al met lekker veel en er is beperkt plek! Joe! Zin in! Liefs, Mirjam   Foto van Eva Bours Fotografie

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

LIVE from Long Island New York: 11/6/2024 Dodgers win the World Series so Jack is partying, Dan figured out streamyard stuff, and the Seahawks lose to the Rams. So I guess things are fine and dandy? Ehhh????? We'll see This podcast is supported by Belly Up Sports and Belly Up Media Like, Follow and Subscribe to the Show on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok Subscribe to our page for new Episodes of Time to BS with Staniel Smooth, The Sports Cave and BS Sessions Tags: #ComedyPodcast #SportsPodcast #BellyUpSports #BellyUpMedia #Podcast  Social Pages: Twitter/X: @stanielsmooth, @TimetoBSPodcast, @BellyUpSports, & @BellyUpMedia Instagram: @stanielsmooth, @TimetoBSPodcast, @BellyUpSports, & @BellyUpMedia Threads: @stanielsmooth & @timetobspodcast TikTok: @stanielsmooth Linktree: https://linktr.ee/TimetoBSPodcast?utm_source=linktree_admin_share Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh si parla ancora di Pioneer! Senza supporto locale, riuscirà questo formato a sopravvivere?p.s. episodio registrato prima dell'annuncio dell'arrivo di Pioneer su Arena questo dicembre https://x.com/wizards_magic/status/1849916401437605930Trovi il video dell'episodio qui: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMkQqseTypha6-n8Lsba6KwLINK per il canale Telegram: https://t.me/+dXU4Ko4N2CszODRkIn Risposta Scombo è sponsorizzato da Fantasia store, il paradiso di tutti noi nerd! Sul loro store troverete tutto ciò che un giocatore di Magic può desiderare!

Kinderboekenweekspecial | De NEEhoorn neemt niets voor zoete koek. Hij zegt standaard nee, en áls hij enthousiast is dan zegt hij hooguit: 'Mij best'. Geraldine is groot fan van de NEEhoorn. Zij wil net als de NEEhoorn taartjes uitpoepen, maar verder lijkt ze meer op de KUS-MIJN-KONT-hond. Punt uit! Basta! Ehhh pasta. Lezen is voor Geraldine niet makkelijk, de reden? 'Je mag pas mag ademhalen als je een punt ziet!' Best vermoeiend. Gelukkig zijn er genoeg mooie verhalen, en die heeft Geraldine zelf ook! Haar lievelingssport is pijl-en-boog schieten. Dan leer je meteen goed duiken voor pijlen met scherpe punten (WOW). Een ding is duidelijk, voor avontuur moet je bij Geraldine zijn. PS. Geraldine werd geïnterviewd door Eus Akyol voor een videoreeks van het AD! [link volgt] Boek: De Neehoorn Schrijver: Max-Uwe Kling Tekeningen: Astrid Henn Vertaling: Jaap Robben www.dewaanzinnigepodcast.nl De Waanzinnige Podcast is een productie van Studio Popcorn: www.studiopopcorn.nl

Spiky hair everywhere! In FFVII remake, that's delightful! In a Deadpool comic? Ehhh... Also, the summer's big crossover, Gang War... happened. Will comics: Daredevil: Gang War, Luke Cage: Gang War, Miles Morales: Spider-Man by Cody Ziglar vol 3: Gang War, Amazing Spider-Man by Zeb Wells vol 9: Gang War, Deadly Hands of Kung Fu: Gang War, and Spider-Woman by Steve Foxe vol 1: Gang War. Steve comics: Deadpool vol 3 #65-69, Wolverine vol 2 #177-180, Sabretooth: Mary Shelly Overdrive #1-4.

Welcome to Alternative Dog Moms - a podcast about what's happening in the fresh food community and the pet industry.   Kimberly Gauthier is the blogger behind Keep the Tail Wagging, and Erin Scott hosts the Believe in Dog podcast.CHAPTERS:Kimberly & Erin are home from SuperZoo (0:54)The best part of SuperZoo and thoughts about the pet industry (4:55)New products and brands found at SuperZoo (8:22)The SuperZoo trend that Pet Parents should do their research about (14:01)More new products and brands (21:39)Exciting SuperZoo Trends we saw that  (28:47)Celebrity sightings -- and misses (30:35)Trends we saw that Pet Parents should do their research about first (33:09)Why we appreciate our independent pet retailers (37:16)What we didn't see that surprised us and thoughts about trends for next year (37:49)Interview with Rodney Habib and Dr. Karen Becker (42:17)SuperZoo parties hosted by the Two Crazy Cat Ladies and Inside Scoop (45:10)Kimberly & Erin ate some great food and met the most well-behaved dog in Vegas (50:51)Carrie Hyde's Dog Eat Dog, The Play (54:37)TV, movie & comedy talk (59:10)Erin has dog updates and Bella had a birthday party (1:04:45)New Products from our Favorite Brands:CocoTherapy's Coco-Ghee and Coco-Gold (https://tinyurl.com/erpdy3uw)MycoDog's Digest (https://shrsl.com/4nj4a)Adored Beast's Pawsitive Immunity (https://tinyurl.com/5n93be2n)Teef's treats (https://tinyurl.com/3r8mvjxj)Goodness Gracious therapeutic diets (https://tinyurl.com/bdwntd57)OC Raw's Additions (https://ocraw.com/)OUR BLOG/PODCASTS...Kimberly: Keep the Tail Wagging, KeepTheTailWagging.comErin Scott: Believe in Dog podcast, BelieveInDogPodcast.comFACEBOOK...Keep the Tail Wagging, Facebook.com/KeepTheTailWaggingBelieve in Dog Podcast, Facebook.com/BelieveInDogPodcastINSTAGRAM...Keep the Tail Wagging, Instagram.com/RawFeederLifeBelieve in Dog Podcast, Instagram.com/Erin_The_Dog_MomFit, Healthy & Happy Podcast Welcome to the Fit, Healthy and Happy Podcast hosted by Josh and Kyle from Colossus...Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifyThanks for listening to our podcast. You can learn more about Erin Scott's first podcast at BelieveInDogPodcast.com. And you can learn more about raw feeding, raising dogs naturally, and Kimberly's dogs at KeepTheTailWagging.com. And don't forget to subscribe to The Alternative Dog Moms.

Un videojuego que parecía recordar a las primeras animaciones conquistó las consolas de medio mundo, después salió una serie de televisión que llegó a las teles de muchísimos hogares, y hoy por fin tenemos un cuento que esperemos que esté a la altura y de a conocer a muchos amiguitos a esta curiosa historia. Esperamos que os guste. CORREO ELECTRONICO cuentos.laraymanu@gmail.com Hola Lara y Manu, Hace solo un par de meses empecé a escuchar sus cuentos con mis hijos Julia (de 4 años) y Diego (de 2 años). Los 3 nos hemos vuelto super fans de su podcast, especialmente mi pequeña Julia! Tan así que el otro día me pregunto si podemos ir a visitarlos porque quiere conocerlos! ='D Ya son parte de su vida! La verdad, hemos empezado desde el cuento del Pastorcillo y el Lobo y apenas llegamos al cuento del Hobbit, así que nos falta muuuucho por escuchar! Julia me pregunto recientemente si podía escribirles para que le mandaran saluditos!! Pero escuchando el ultimo audio que subieron para encontrar a donde podía escribirles (el del Pirata Garrapata, me parece que se llama), me parece que ya no mandan saluditos ☹ ya no hacen nada parecido? Se me volvería loca de felicidad mi niña si pudieran mandarle uno algún día! Nosotros somos de México, pero vivimos en Michigan! Y hablamos español “mexicano”, pero mis niños ya usan muchas palabras y expresiones que ustedes usan en sus grabaciones, lo cual me parece muy tierno Por cierto! Hay algunos cuentos (de los viejitos), que no hemos podido escuchar, no se si hay alguna falla en el audio, pero he intentado escucharlos en iVox, iHeart y no me acuerdo donde mas y o simplemente no funciona o me aparece un mensaje que dice “audio no disponible”. Saben por que me pasa esto o si hay algún sitio donde pueda encontrarlos y escucharlos todos? Por ejemplo, Julia estaba muy emocionada de escuchar el cuento de Peter Pan, el Grinch y Pocahontas, pero ninguno de ellos nos funciono, así que se quedo muy triste ☹ y como estos hay varios mas que nos quedamos con muchas ganas de escuchar! Ojalá me pudieran dar un tip para poder escucharlos! Muchas gracias por llenar nuestras horas y días de cuentos tan lindos y divertidos! Un saludo desde Michigan! Holaaa, Soy otra vez Irene de 10años, que os escucho con mi padre y os pedí el cuento de Coraline. Pero como a Lara le da miedo me gustaría pediros esta vez el cuento de Crónicas de Navidad, porque la peli me gustó mucho. Muchos saludos ¡Hola, Lara! ¡Hola, Manu! Soy Ada. Me gustaría que comentaseis en el siguiente capítulo del Pirata Garrapata en África un saludito que os escribí hace tiempo: (mandé esto)⤵️ ¡Hola, Lara! Me haría muy feliz que pusieras mi saludito en El Pirata Garrapata en África. Tengo 8 años y empecé a escucharos cuando tenía 7 (el año pasado). Y aquí te mando unas cuantas peticiones: - La historia interminable. - Nube de noviembre. - Jim Botón y Lucas el Maquinista. - Momo. Ah, soy Ada y hace una hora más o menos os escuchaba a ti y a Manu. ¡Saludos a Manu! ACIERTAN Hola Lara hola Manu la adivinanza no la se a me gustaría que hicierais el cuento de Five Nights at freddy's, El joven Sheldon, el príncipe de beler, carmen sandiego, kitty zaska y Cobra Kai un saludo a y tengo 10 años en los últimos 2 cuentos os he mandado muchos comentarios os llevo escuchando desde siempre. Una pregunta cual es vuestra película favorita Hola, somos David y su madre Sara, os escuchamos desde hace poco pero nos encanta vuestro podcast. La respuesta a vuestra adivinanza es James Bond, agente 007. Ha sido muy fácil porque en casa tenemos un súper fan de la saga, el padre de David. David quiere pediros que ya que os han propuesto contar La leyenda de Aang podías hacer también la segunda parte, que es La leyenda de Korra. Ojalá nos leáis y nos mandéis un saludito. hola chicos! Soy el papa de Fernando y Lola de Barcelona! los peques están encantados con vuestros cuentos, como siempre! Tenéis "licencia para contar ..." esta vez la adivinanza estaba fácil, es 007. Fernando debe haber escuchado el cuento del gigante de hierro veinte veces, se ha vuelto su favorito! Un saludo desde Barcelona!! por cierto, Lola dice que le encantaría un cuento de su nueva serie favorita, tropa acción... Hola somos Adrian de 8 años, Oliver de 4 y su mama Maria y su papa Alberto. La adivinanza creemos que es James Bond 007. Podriais hacer un cuento de Ready Player One? Gracias!! Por cierto cuales son vuestros colores favoritos? SEM ¡Hola! Nos a gustado mucho el cuento de Las Gárgolas. Y la adivinanza es James Bond... además ahora en Movistar+ hay un canal que está poniendo sus películas las 24 horas Ehhh que se nos había olvidado escuchar este cuento. (Gigante de Hierro) Que buena pinta tiene la película... habrá que verla. En cuanto a la adivinanza, se trata de Star Trek y lo hemos adivinado sólo con la música..jeje. Gracias por compartir. Un abrazo, Sem y María. Hola!! Somos las sevillanas, Diana, Cloe y Cristina. Efectivamente está adivinanza era para mamá se trata de la saga de James Bond, agente 007. Aprovechamos para solicitar cuentos de Casa Búho y Anfibilandia (unas de nuestras series favoritas). Esperamos siempre con muchas ganas vuestros cuentos, muchas gracias por dedicar tiempo a este trabajo extra. Un fuertísimo abrazo SALUDITOS Hola Lara y Manu! Me llamo Iker y tengo 8 años. Hemos oído el cuento del Pirata Garrapata y nos ha gustado mucho a mi tío y a mí. Quisiera, si fuese posible, que hicierais un cuento sobre Oliver y Benji. Me gustaría mucho. Agur Lara y Manu, ¡hasta el próximo cuentooo! Hola somos Oliver de 4 años y su mama Maria, no sabemos la respuesta a la adivinanza! Nos gustaria algun cuento sobre la liga de la justicia, ya que presenta a todos los superheroes, Flash, Batman y Superman. Aunque nuestro favorito es Arrow, pero no forma parte de la liga. juan de miguel Gracias Lara!!!! Un saludo desde Holanda hermoso capítulo Lara, muchas gracias!!! saludos de Ximenita Leon desde Vancouver BC Buenas tardes!!! Nos ha encantado Lara!! Un saludo desde Valencia vuestros super fans Julio y María Muchas gracias, Lara, por seguir leyendo las aventuras del pirata Garrapata!! Victoria Sanchez Gracias por leer las aventuras favoritas de mis hijos, nos acompañáis todas las noches Sem Hola Lara ... que gran debut en solitario...que bien ha quedado ...como se nota que tienes un gran maestro... jajaja. Aunque se echa un poco de menos a Manu. Un abrazo para los dos. Hola soy Ada de 8 años, ¡LO HAS HECHO GENIAL Lara!!!! tenía muchísimas ganas de escribirte Silvia Martinez Collado ¡¡¡Pero si los libros son súper divertidos!!! Con flipogramas y cómics!! A ver si nos contestan Lara y Manu con sus historias favoritas, da igual lo que elijan, lo hacen fenomenal y a su genial modo transforman la historia del cuento Soy Gael de 9 años y mi madre de 48 años queremos el cuento de Godzilla os vemos hace dos años os queremos mucho siempre os escuchamos por la noche un beso adiós Laura Lara te has bautizado en esto de la lectura en solitario fenomenal. Enhorabuena! Abril (5), Violeta (4) y yo os escuchamos desde que eran bebés. Gracias por dedicar y compartir vuestro tiempo con nosotros. Un abrazo Pueden continuar con Harry Potter el cáliz de fuego por favor hola somos Iris y Emma de Valencia, gracias por vuestros cuentos, nos encantan. nos gustaría que hicierais Alvin y las ardillas. Hola nos llamamos Daniel y Teresa, nos encantan vuestros cuentos y esperamos que pronto podáis cumplir otro deseo. Miguel (Trotalomas) Hola buenas! Me gustaría saber si podeis hacer el cuento de las chicas de oro ¡Hola, Lara y Manu! Somos Luis y su papá Miguel. Os escuchamos desde que Luis tenía tres añitos y ya va a por los ocho. Nos encantan vuestros cuentos y Luis es un enamorado de las series de los 80. Ya habéis hecho algunos cuentos de series y pelis de aquellos años, y ahora está encantado con Las chicas de oro y con Farmacia de guardia. ¿Podéis hacer un cuento de Las chicas de oro, como os ha pedido Luis en el anterior mensaje que ha escrito él sólito? ¡Mil gracias! ¡Besos! Hola Lara y Manu, os escuchamos también hace unos meses y nos encantais. un saludo de Carlos de 7 años y Bruno de 10 desde Málaga, Bruno os sugiere si podéis contar algún cuento del Gatos con Botas o de los Cazafantasmas. Un saludo. Hola , me llamo Vega y soy de españa me gustó un monton el cuento un monton de besos ☺️☺️ Hola lara soy vega tengo 7 años escuchè muchos cuentos de vosotros lara y manu por cierto , me encantó como leiste no pude escuchar mucho porque mi hermana saltó encima mientras escuchaba tu audio Hola soy Abigail a mi me pusieron aparatos y no me gustan por favor pueden continuar con Harry Potter Y se me olvidó decir que soy de Colombia y tengo 9 años ¡Hola! Somos Carmen, Gael y Darío, tenemos 48, 9 y 3 años. Nos encantan vuestros cuentos! A ver si podéis hacer alguno de los libros de Los cinco adiossss Hola lara me encanta como lees y tienes razón carafoca no sabe diferenciar los animales Ya se que os e escrito antes pero me encantan vuestros cuentos me llamo Vega y os e escrito en otros cuentos aparte de querer un cuento de bluey me gustaria que hicierais un cuento de el diario de Greg ¡Hola! soy adrián Delgado me encantan buestros cuentos hola Lara y manos soy Adrián Delgado Zambrano de ocho años y me me encantó el cuerpito del pirata Garrapata en África quiero que sigáis sacando más capítulos y muchos besos Hola, Lara ya está bastante mayor y lee genial. Todavía nos acordamos de cuando era pequeña y no se estaba quieta. Lo que hacéis es genial . nos encanta! mi hija y yo os escuchamos desde hace mucho y cada noche espera impaciente encontrar un nuevo capítulo Un abrazo fuerte desde Bullas, Murcia. Gracias por estar ahí. Felicidades Lara!! Eres genial en solitario… te sigo desde que solo Manu leía y tu solo reías … sigue, sigue y sigue adelante !!

Connecticut man breaks state carp record. There was a prostitution bust at one of CT's most infamous exotic clubs. Danbury pro-boxer Fernely Feliz Jr. joins the show. 105-year-old woman gets her college degree from Stanford.

Connecticut man breaks state carp record. There was a prostitution bust at one of CT's most infamous exotic clubs. Danbury pro-boxer Fernely Feliz Jr. joins the show. 105-year-old woman gets her college degree from Stanford.

Welcome back to Law and Order: Crescent City! Bryce and Hunt have a new top suspect but is that petty bitty really capable of that? Ehhh. Ruhn is an oblivious silly goose. Our CC detectives continue to catch some feelings for each other.

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As the film industry continues to build its "Musical Cinematic Universe," Danny and Speedy explore the upcoming slate of biographical movies about legendary entertainers - and list the five biopic ideas that make them say, "Yes!" or "Ehhh." Plus, Danny is having technical difficulties (that no one seems to notice but him), and he starts off the podcast on a rampage. As always, if you have comments, questions, or personal misheard-lyric stories, you can send them to IfYoureAnOldSoul@gmail.com

"I need a break from witnessing" -Josh Johnson Josh and Logan are traveling which means they're seeing chaos. In classic JJS fashion, Josh's stories are about bathroom-based madness. Then, Logan goes into too much detail about a drunken debacle he and Josh saw at a taco place. It's all...a lot. Tickets are still available to see Josh and Logan in Buffalo, NY April 18th-20th. Get tickets at ⁠https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/86017⁠ Find all other tour dates and ticket links at ⁠⁠https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour⁠⁠ and be sure to join the waitlist for sold out shows so you'll be the first to know if more shows are added! Join the JJS Patreon for bonus podcasts, videos, and replays of virtual live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/⁠

In S4Ep2 of the PRP, Adam chats it up with budding running phenom, enthusiastic boxing maven and story telling raconteur Jeremiah Maestre who has been preparing for the Marathon Des Sables on April 14th, 2024. Melanie Sulaver, seasoned marathoner, local rockstar nutrition coach, and fierce advocate for women in sport joins the show to offer her take on all things fueling, sand and of course, nanners. The conversation kicks off with an in depth reflection on parenthood as both Jer & Mel discuss the intricacies involved when balancing family life with the pursuit of one's passions. Contrary to what some may believe, having kids has actually enhanced both Jer & Mel's pursuit of their goals as it has enabled them to prioritize what's important in their lives by being more intentional about their avocations. When you're choosing to not spend time with your family, it sure as hell better be something that's worth investing time in! The three then take a deep dive into Jeremiah's established career as a professional boxer and discuss his recent transition into the sport of long distance running. Having only run his first official marathon just two short years ago, Jer has thrust himself into the world of running full tilt without any plans of looking back. Although he has found himself in new territory over the past couple of years, a mantra that he brings with him from his time in the ring is an inspiring reminder for us all; don't do it for others, do it for yourself.  Ehhh bruh, can we stop real quick I got sand in my shoes!! We talking camel cut offs?! Has Jer assembled the perfect team of avengers to take this challenge on?? COD w/ the boys?! Hey neighbor, you wouldn't happen to have any extra bivouac rugs, would ya? Ayahuasca?! Eating bat heads?! Merzouga dunes?!? Marrakech?? Sleeping mat or stove, which one you hauling along?! Did Jer just say venom pumps? Ummm 130F degrees, say whaaaa? Shoe cobblers? Floss?! Camels, carbohydrates and compasses, oh my! This and oh so much more in this inspiring, unique and thrilling episode of the PRP. Sponsors ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ann Arbor Running Company⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Recorded Monday April 1st @ 1PM EST  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/preracepodcast/support

Uhhh did you guys see what happened to that Gorilla baby? Ehhh don't dwell on it, we gotta talk about Tarzan (1999) with Case from Another Pass and Men of Steel! We swing into a Disney classic and our own personal movie biases to unpack everything from serial adaptation techniques and the 2010s era headcannons this movie shaped.Where to find Case:Another Pass Podcast: https://www.certainpov.com/another-pass-podcastMen of Steel Podcast: https://www.certainpov.com/men-of-steelYouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCOVt-vtlMhSeHgwmOuG8bDwTwitter: @caseaikenContact the Podmoviestruckpod@gmail.comwww.moviestruck.transistor.fmPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/moviestruckDiscord: https://discord.gg/cT2vm3KdeSBlueSky: @moviestruck.bsky.socialTheme by Prod. DomSoundcloudThank you to our $10 Patrons!Sarai Thompson, Zas, Madilyn Dyche, Ethan Stine, Jim8333, Jacob Hunt, Azraq Shinji, Case Aiken, Ebony Voigt, AnOptimist, Lairde Ray, the Norwegian one, Travis Poe, William Warren, Stag Hart (Deer Deer), Rusty_Fork, Mura Purcell, insomnite, Link Brenton, Nathan Dunlap, DaddySwan, Jason S. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ela comprou uma serpente e quase foi crucificada na internet pelo fato da cobra ter vindo dentro do saco (Ehhh mente suja, estamos falando da cobra animal silvestre). Então pra ajudar o Muca e o Gordox com essa e outras dúvidas a respeito do mundo animal, convidamos o renomado Biólogo Tiago. Vem com a gente, que o Groselha Talk também é informação! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/groselhatalk/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/groselhatalk/support

Jack Logar and Nikki Drake look at some news about West Virginia that is not very encouraging, discuss what happens when your co-worker finds the nasty letter you've written about them and analyze petty break-up revenge tactics.

Mike and Stink visit Denversport.com’s where Mase say the Broncos could be the next team on Hard Knocks. Sean Payton on Hard Knocks? Ehhh…we’ll see. We’re asking the listeners who they’d pick of the available coaching candidates to replace Sean Payton if they could. Stink does not approve.

(image source: https://dinopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ambulocetus) Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Allen Brooks discuss Ambulocetus, a walking whale that might not have actually walked all that much, but boy it could swim! So a whale then, basically. A whale with feet. Ehhh. From the Late Eocene, this 10-foot cetacean swam through the rivers of Pakistan and chomped fish, crocodiles, small mammals, and whatever else dared get in its way. I bet I could take it though, personally. How hard could it be? Want to further support the show? Sign up to our Patreon for exclusive bonus content at Patreon.com/MatthewDonald. Also, you can purchase Matthew Donald's dinosaur book "Megazoic" on Amazon by clicking here, its sequel "Megazoic: The Primeval Power" by clicking here, its third installment "Megazoic: The Hunted Ones" by clicking here, or its final installment "Megazoic: An Era's End" by clicking here, as well as his non-dinosaur-related book "Teslanauts" by clicking here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Siamo già a Natale? Ehhh cari genitori, quasi, ed è bene arrivarci preparati! In queste episodio parliamo di calendari dell'avvento, di emozioni ed aspettative legate a questo magico periodo dell'anno. Vuoi conoscere il mio punto di vista rispetto al Natale e alle "bugie" legato ad esso? Ascolta l'episodio 46 di questo podcast! Se vuoi, ho preparato un accompagnamento all'avvento per te e tutta la tua famiglia, completamente gratuito, se vuoi riceverlo, puoi iscriverti CLICCANDO QUI

We are back for our week 2 recap! Alabama might be dead, Ole Miss might be for real, and Texas A&M definitely stinks. Then we get into a middling Week 3 (and that's being generous), highlighting Tennessee Florida and then giving you a couple picks for each slot on Saturday. I also yell a lot. What could be better?

Levi McCormick, Cloud Architect at Jamf, joins Corey on Screaming in the Cloud to discuss his work modernizing baseline cloud infrastructure and his experience being on the compliance side of cloud engineering. Levi explains how he works to ensure the different departments he collaborates with are all on the same page so that different definitions don't end up in miscommunications, and why he feels a sandbox environment is an important tool that leads to a successful production environment. Levi and Corey also explore the ethics behind the latest generative AI craze. About LeviLevi is an automation engineer, with a focus on scalable infrastructure and rapid development. He leverages deep understanding of DevOps culture and cloud technologies to build platforms that scale to millions of users. His passion lies in helping others learn to cloud better.Links Referenced: Jamf: https://www.jamf.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/levi_mccormick LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/levimccormick/ TranscriptAnnouncer: Hello, and welcome to Screaming in the Cloud with your host, Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group, Corey Quinn. This weekly show features conversations with people doing interesting work in the world of cloud, thoughtful commentary on the state of the technical world, and ridiculous titles for which Corey refuses to apologize. This is Screaming in the Cloud.Corey: Welcome to Screaming in the Cloud. I'm Corey Quinn. A longtime friend and person has been a while since he's been on the show, Levi McCormick has been promoted or punished for his sins, depending upon how you want to slice that, and he is now the Director of Cloud Engineering at Jamf. Levi, welcome back.Levi: Thanks for having me, Corey.Corey: I have to imagine internally, you put that very pronounced F everywhere, and sometimes where it doesn't belong, like your IAMf policies and whatnot.Levi: It is fun to see how people like to interpret how to pronounce our name.Corey: So, it's been a while. What were you doing before? And how did you wind up stumbling your way into your current role?Levi: [laugh]. When we last spoke, I was a cloud architect here, diving into just our general practices and trying to shore up some of them. In between, I did a short stint as director of FedRAMP. We are pursuing some certifications in that area and I led, kind of, the engineering side of the compliance journey.Corey: That sounds fairly close to hell on earth from my particular point of view, just because I've dealt in the compliance side of cloud engineering before, and it sounds super interesting from a technical level until you realize just how much of it revolves around checking the boxes, and—at least in the era I did it—explaining things to auditors that I kind of didn't feel I should have to explain to an auditor, but there you have it. Has the state of that world improved since roughly 2015?Levi: I wouldn't say it has improved. While doing this, I did feel like I drove a time machine to work, you know, we're certifying VMs, rather than container-based architectures. There was a lot of education that had to happen from us to auditors, but once they understood what we were trying to do, I think they were kind of on board. But yeah, it was a [laugh] it was a journey.Corey: So, one of the things you do—in fact, the first line in your bio talking about it—is you modernize baseline cloud infrastructure provisioning. That means an awful lot of things depending upon who it is that's answering the question. What does that look like for you?Levi: For what we're doing right now, we're trying to take what was a cobbled-together part-time project for one engineer, we're trying to modernize that, turn it into as much self-service as we can. There's a lot of steps that happen along the way, like a new workload needs to be spun up, they decide if they need a new AWS account or not, we pivot around, like, what does the access profile look like, who needs to have access to it, which things does it need to connect to, and then you look at the billing side, compliance side, and you just say, you know, “Who needs to be informed about these things?” We apply tags to the accounts, we start looking at lower-level tagging, depending on if it's a shared workload account or if it's a completely dedicated account, and we're trying to wrap all of that in automation so that it can be as click-button as possible.Corey: Historically, I found that when companies try to do this, the first few attempts at it don't often go super well. We'll be polite and say their first attempts resemble something artisanal and handcrafted, which might not be ideal for this. And then in many cases, the overreaction becomes something that is very top-down, dictatorial almost, is the way I would frame that. And the problem people learn then is that, “Oh, everyone is going to route around us because they don't want to deal with us at all.” That doesn't quite seem like your jam from what I know of you and your approach to things. How do you wind up keeping the guardrails up without driving people to shadow IT their way around you?Levi: I always want to keep it in mind that even if it's not an option, I want to at least pretend like a given team could not use our service, right? I try to bring a service mentality to it, so we're talking Accounts as a Service. And then I just think about all of the things that they would have to solve if they didn't go through us, right? Like, are they managing their finances w—imagine they had to go in and negotiate some kind of pricing deal on their own, right, all of these things that come with being part of our organization, being part of our service offering. And then just making sure, like, those things are always easier than doing it on their own.Corey: How diverse would you say that the workloads are that are in your organization? I found that in many cases, you'll have a SaaS-style company where there's one primary workload that is usually bearing the name of the company, and that's the thing that they provide to everyone. And then you have the enterprise side of the world where they have 1500 or 2000 distinct application teams working on different things, and the only thing they really have in common is, well, that all gets billed to the same company, eventually.Levi: They are fairly diverse in how… they're currently created. We've gone through a few acquisitions, we've pulled a bunch of those into our ecosystem, if you will. So, not everything has been completely modernized or brought over to, you know, standards, if you will, if such a thing even exists in companies. You know [laugh], you may pretend that they do, but you're probably lying to yourself, right? But you know, there are varying platforms, we've got a whole laundry list of languages that are being used, we've got some containerized, some VM-based, some serverless workloads, so it's all over the place. But you nailed it. Like, you know, the majority of our footprint lives in maybe a handful of, you know, SaaS offerings.Corey: Right. It's sort of a fun challenge when you start taking a looser approach to these things because someone gets back from re:Invent, like, “Well, I went to the keynote and now I have my new shopping list of things I'm going to wind up deploying,” and ehh, that never goes well, having been that person in a previous life.Levi: Yeah. And you don't want to apply too strict of governance over these things, right? You want people to be able to play, you want them to be inspired and start looking at, like, what would be—what's something that's going to move the needle in terms of our cloud architecture or product offerings or whatever we have. So, we have sandbox accounts that are pretty much wide open, we've got some light governance over those, [laugh] moreso for billing than anything. And all of our internal tooling is available, you know, like if you're using containers or whatever, like, all of that stuff is in those sandbox accounts.And that's where our kind of service offering comes into play, right? Sandbox is still an account that we tried to vend, if you will, out of our service. So, people should be building in your sandbox environments just like they are in your production as much as possible. You know, it's a place where tools can get the tires kicked and smooth out bugs before you actually get into, you know, roadmap-impacting problems.Corey: One of the fun challenges you have is, as you said, the financial aspect of this. When you've got a couple of workloads that drive most things, you can reason about them fairly intelligently, but trying to predict the future—especially when you're dealing with multi-year contract agreements with large cloud providers—becomes a little bit of a guessing game, like, “Okay. Well, how much are we going to spend on generative AI over the next three years?” The problem with that is that if you listen to an awful lot of talking heads or executive types, like, “Oh, yeah, if we're spending $100 million a year, we're going to add another 50 on top of that, just in terms of generative AI.” And it's like, press X to doubt, just because it's… I appreciate that you're excited about these things and want to play with them, but let's make sure that there's some ‘there' there before signing contracts that are painful to alter.Levi: Yeah, it's a real struggle. And we have all of these new initiatives, things people are excited for. Meanwhile, we're bringing old architecture into a new platform, if you will, or a new footprint, so we have to constantly measure those against each other. We have a very active conversation with finance and with leadership every month, or even weekly, depending on the type of project and where that spend is coming from.Corey: One of the hard parts has always been, I think, trying to get people on the finance side of the world, the engineering side of the world, and the folks who are trying to predict what the business was going to do next, all speaking the same language. It just feels like it's too easy to wind up talking past each other if you're not careful.Levi: Yeah, it's really hard. Recently taken over the FinOps practice. It's been really important for me, for us to align on what our words mean, right? What are these definitions mean? How do we come to common consensus so that eventually the communication gets faster? But we can't talk past each other. We have to know what our words mean, we have to know what each person cares about in this conversation, or what does their end goal look like? What do they want out of the conversation? So, that's been—that's taken a significant amount of time.Corey: One of the problems I have is with the term FinOps as a whole, ignoring the fact entirely that it was an existing term of art within finance for decades; great, we're just going to sidestep past that whole mess—the problem you'll see is that it just seems like that it means something different to almost everyone who hears it. And it's sort of become a marketing term more so that it has an actual description of what people are doing. Just because some companies will have a quote-unquote, “FinOps team,” that is primarily going to be run by financial analysts. And others, “Well, we have one of those lying around, but it's mostly an engineering effort on our part.”And I've seen three or four different expressions as far as team composition goes and I'm not convinced any of them are right. But again, it's easy for me to sit here and say, “Oh, that's wrong,” without having an environment of my own to run. I just tend to look at what my clients do. And, “Well, I've seen a lot of things, and they all work poorly in different ways,” is not uplifting and helpful.Levi: Yeah. I try not to get too hung up on what it's called. This is the name that a lot of people inside the company have rallied around and as long as people are interested in saving money, cool, we'll call it FinOps, you know? I mean, DevOps is the same thing, right? In some companies, you're just a sysadmin with a higher pay, and in some companies, you're building extensive cloud architecture and pipelines.Corey: Honestly, for the whole DevOps side of the world, I maintain we're all systems administrators. The tools have changed, the methodologies have changed, the processes have changed, but the responsibility of ‘keep the site up' generally has not. But if you call yourself a sysadmin, you're just asking him to, “Please pay me less money in my next job.” No, thanks.Levi: Yeah. “Where's the Exchange Server for me to click on?” Right? That's the [laugh]—if you call yourself a sysadmin [crosstalk 00:11:34]—Corey: God. You're sending me back into twitching catatonia from my early days.Levi: Exactly [laugh].Corey: So, you've been paying attention to this whole generative AI hype monster. And I want to be clear, I say this as someone who finds the technology super neat and I'm optimistic about it, but holy God, it feels like people have just lost all sense. If that's you, my apologies in advance, but I'm still going to maintain the point.Levi: I've played with all the various toys out there. I'm very curious, you know? I think it's really fun to play with them, but to, like, make your entire business pivot on a dime and pursue it just seems ridiculous to me. I hate that the cryptocurrency space has pivoted so hard into it, you know? All the people that used to be shilling coins are now out there trying to cobble together a couple API calls and turn it into an AI, right?Corey: It feels like it's just a hype cycle that people are more okay with being a part of. Like, Andy Jassy, in the earnings call a couple of weeks ago saying that every Amazon team is working with generative AI. That's not great. That's terrifying. I've been playing with the toys as well and I've asked it things like, “Oh, spit out an IAM policy for me,” or, “Oh, great, what can I do to optimize my AWS bill?” And it winds up spitting out things that sound highly plausible, but they're also just flat-out wrong. And that, it feels like a lot of these spaces, it's not coming up with a plausible answer—that's the hard part—is coming up with the one that is correct. And that's what our jobs are built around.Levi: I've been trying to explain to a lot of people how, if you only have surface knowledge of the thing that it's telling you, it probably seems really accurate, but when you have deep knowledge on the topic that you're interacting with this thing, you're going to see all of the errors. I've been using GitHub's Copilot since the launch. You know, I was in one of the previews. And I love it. Like, it speeds up my development significantly.But there have been moments where I—you know, IAM policies are a great example. You know, I had it crank out a Lambda functions policy, and it was just frankly, wrong in a lot of places [laugh]. It didn't quite imagine new AWS services, but it was really [laugh] close. The API actions were—didn't exist. It just flat-out didn't exist.Corey: I love that. I've had some magic happen early on where it could intelligently query things against the AWS pricing API, but then I asked it the same thing a month later and it gave me something completely ridiculous. It's not deterministic, which is part of the entire problem with it, too. But it's also… it can help incredibly in some weird ways I didn't see coming. But it can also cause you to spend more time chasing that thing than just doing it yourself the first time.I found a great way to help it—you know, it helped me write blog posts with it. I tell it to write a blog post about a topic and give it some bullet points and say, “Write in my voice,” and everything it says I take issue with, so then I just copy that into a text editor and then mansplain-correct the robot for 20 minutes and, oh, now I've got a serviceable first draft.Levi: And how much time did you save [laugh] right? It is fun, you know?Corey: It does help because that's better for me at least and staring at an empty page of what am I going to write? It gets me past the writer's block problem.Levi: Oh, that's a great point, yeah. Just to get the ball rolling, right, once you—it's easier to correct something that's wrong, and you're almost are spite-driven at that point, right? Like, “Let me show this AI how wrong it was and I'll write the perfect blog post.” [laugh].Corey: It feels like the companies jumping on this, if you really dig into what we're talking about, it seems like they're all very excited about the possibility of we don't have to talk to customers anymore because the robots will all do that. And I don't think that's going to go the way you want to. We just have this minor hallucination problem. Yeah, that means that lies and tries to book customers to hotel destinations that don't exist. Think about this a little more. The failure mode here is just massive.Levi: It's scary, yeah. Like, without some kind of review process, I wouldn't ship that straight to my customers, right? I wouldn't put that in front of my customer and say, like, “This is”—I'm going to take this generative output and put it right in front of them. That scares me. I think as we get deeper into it, you know, maybe we'll see… I don't know, maybe we'll put some filters or review process, or maybe it'll get better. I mean, who was it that said, you know, “This is the worst it's ever going to be?” Right, it will only get better.Corey: Well, the counterargument to that is, it will get far worse when we start putting this in charge [unintelligible 00:16:08] safety-critical systems, which I'm sure it's just a matter of time because some of these boosters are just very, very convincing. It's just thinking, how could this possibly go the worst? Ehhh. It's not good.Levi: Yeah, well, I mean, we're talking impact versus quality, right? The quality will only ever get better. But you know, if we run before we walk, the impact can definitely get wider.Corey: From where I sit, I want to see this really excel within bounded problem spaces. The one I keep waiting for is the AWS bill because it's a vast space, yes, and it's complicated as all hell, but it is bounded. There are a finite—though large—number of things you can see in an AWS bill, and there are recommendations you can make based on top of that. But everything I've seen that plays in this space gets way overconfident far too quickly, misses a bunch of very obvious lines of inquiry. Ah, I'm skeptical.Then you pass that off to unbounded problem spaces like human creativity and that just turns into an absolute disaster. So, much of what I've been doing lately has been hamstrung by people rushing to put in safeguards to make sure it doesn't accidentally say something horrible that it's stripped out a lot of the fun and the whimsy and the sarcasm in the approach, of I—at one point, I could bully a number of these things into ranking US presidents by absorbency. That's getting harder to do now because, “Nope, that's not respectful and I'm not going to do it,” is basically where it draws the line.Levi: The one thing that I always struggle with is, like, how much of the models are trained on intellectual property or, when you distill it down, pure like human suffering, right? Like, this is somebody's art, they've worked hard, they've suffered for it, they put it out there in the world, and now it's just been pulled in and adopted by this tool that—you know, how many of the examples of, “Give me art in the style of,” right, and you just see hundreds and hundreds of pieces that I mean, frankly, are eerily identical to the style.Corey: Even down to the signature, in some cases. Yeah.Levi: Yeah, exactly. You know, and I think that we can't lose sight of that, right? Like, these tools are fun and you know, they're fun to play with, it's really interesting to explore what's possible, but we can't lose sight of the fact that there are ultimately people behind these things.Corey: This episode is sponsored in part by Panoptica.  Panoptica simplifies container deployment, monitoring, and security, protecting the entire application stack from build to runtime. 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And I don't remember where I originally encountered some of these things; I just know I use those raises an awful lot. And that has become part and parcel of who and what I am.Which is also, I have no problem telling it to write a blog post in the style of Corey Quinn and then ripping a part of that out, but anything that's left in there, cool. I'm plagiarizing the thing that plagiarized from me and I find that to be one of those ethically just moments there. But written word is one thing depending on what exactly it's taking from you, but visual style for art, that's something else entirely.Levi: There's a real ethical issue here. These things can absorb far much more information than you ever could in your entire lifetime, right, so that you can only quote-unquote, you know, “Copy, borrow, steal,” from a handful of other people in your entire life, right? Whereas this thing could do hundreds or thousands of people per minute. I think that's where the calculus needs to be, right? How many people can we impact with this thing?Corey: This is also nothing new, where originally in the olden times, great, copyright wasn't really a thing because writing a book was a massive, massive undertaking. That was something that you'd have to do by hand, and then oh, you want a copy of the book? You'd have to have a scribe go and copy the thing. Well then, suddenly the printing press came along, and okay, that changes things a bit.And then we continue to evolve there to digital distribution where suddenly it's just bits on a disk that I can wind up throwing halfway around the internet. And when the marginal cost of copying something becomes effectively zero, what does that change? And now we're seeing, I think, another iteration in that ongoing question. It's a weird world and I don't know that we have the framework in place even now to think about that properly. Because every time we start to get a handle on it, off we go again. It feels like if they were doing be invented today, libraries would absolutely not be considered legal. And yet, here we are.Levi: Yeah, it's a great point. Humans just do not have the ethical framework in place for a lot of these things. You know, we saw it even with the days of Napster, right? It's just—like you said, it's another iteration on the same core problem. I [laugh] don't know how to solve it. I'm not a philosopher, right?Corey: Oh, yeah. Back in the Napster days, I was on that a fair bit in high school and college because I was broke, and oh, I wanted to listen to this song. Well, it came on an album with no other good songs on it because one-hit wonders were kind of my jam, and that album cost 15, 20 bucks, or I could grab the thing for free. There was no reasonable way to consume. Then they started selling individual tracks for 99 cents and I gorged myself for years on that stuff.And now it feels like streaming has taken over the world to the point where the only people who really lose on this are the artists themselves, and I don't love that outcome. How do we have a better tomorrow for all of this? I know we're a bit off-topic from you know, cloud management, but still, this is the sort of thing I think about when everything's running smoothly in a cloud environment.Levi: It's hard to get people to make good decisions when they're so close to the edge. And I think about when I was, you know, college-age scraping by on minimum wage or barely above minimum wage, you know, it was hard to convince me that, oh yeah, you shouldn't download an MP3 of that song; you should go buy the disc, or whatever. It was really hard to make that argument when my decision was buy an album or figure out where I'm going to, you know, get my lunch. So, I think, now that I'm in a much different place in my life, you know, these decisions are a lot easier to make in an ethical way because that doesn't impact my livelihood nearly as much. And I think that is where solutions will probably come out of. The more people doing better, the easier it is for them to make good decisions.Corey: I sure hope you're right, but something I found is that okay we made it easy for people to make good decisions. Like, “Nope, you've just made it easier for me to scale a bunch of terrible ones. I can make 300,000 more terrible decisions before breakfast time now. Thanks.” And, “No, that's not what I did that for.” Yet here we are. Have you been tracking lately what's been going on with the HashiCorp license change?Levi: Um, a little bit, we use—obviously use Terraform in the company and a couple other Hashi products, and it was kind of a wildfire of, you know, how does this impact us? We dove in and we realized that it doesn't, but it is concerning.Corey: You're not effectively wrapping Terraform and then using that as the basis for how you do MDM across your customer fleets.Levi: Yeah. You know, we're not deploying customers' written Terraform into their environments or something kind of wild like that. Yeah, it doesn't impact us. But it is… it is concerning to watch a company pivot from an open-source, community-based project to, “Oh, you can't do that anymore.” It doesn't impact a lot of people who use it day-to-day, but I'm really worried about just the goodwill that they've lit on fire.Corey: One of the problems, too, is that their entire write-up on this was so vague that it was—there is no way to get an actual… piece of is it aimed at us or is it not without very deep analysis, and hope that when it comes to court, you're going to have the same analysis as—that is sympathetic. It's, what is considered to be a competitor? At least historically, it was pretty obvious. Some of these databases, “Okay great. Am I wrapping their database technology and then selling it as a service? No? I'm pretty good.”But with HashiCorp, what they do is so vast in a few key areas that no one has the level of certainty. I was pretty freaking certain that I'm not shipping MongoDB with my own wrapper around it, but am I shipping something that looks like Terraform if I'm managing someone's environment for them? I don't know. Everything's thrown into question. And you're right. It's the goodwill that currently is being set on fire.Levi: Yeah, I think people had an impression of Hashi that they were one of the good guys. You know, the quote-unquote, “Good guys,” in the space, right? Mitchell Hashimoto is out there as a very prominent coder, he's an engineer at heart, he's in the community, pretty influential on Twitter, and I think people saw them as not one of the big, faceless corporations, so to see moves like this happen, it… I think it shook a lot of people's opinions of them and scared them.Corey: Oh, yeah. They've always been the good guys in this context. Mitch and Armon were fantastic folks. I'm sure they still are. I don't know if this is necessarily even coming from them. It's market forces, what are investors demanding? They see everyone is using Terraform. How does that compare to HashiCorp's market value?This is one of the inherent problems if I'm being direct, of the end-stages of capitalism, where it's, “Okay, we're delivering on a lot of value. How do we capture ever more of it and growing massively?” And I don't know. I don't know what the answer is, but I don't think anyone's thrilled with this outcome. Because, let's be clear, it is not going to meaningfully juice their numbers at all. They're going to be setting up a lot of ill will against them in the industry, but I don't see the upside for them. I really don't.Levi: I haven't really done any of the analysis or looked for it, I should say. Have you seen anything about what this might actually impact any providers or anything? Because you're right, like, what kind of numbers are we actually talking about here?Corey: Right. Well, there are a few folks that have done things around this that people have named for me: Spacelift being one example, Pulumi being another, and both of them are saying, “Nope, this doesn't impact us because of X, Y, and Z.” Yeah, whether it does or doesn't, they're not going to sit there and say, “Well, I guess we don't have a company anymore. Oh, well.” And shut the whole thing down and just give their customers over to HashiCorp.Their own customers would be incensed if that happened and would not go to HashiCorp if that were to be the outcome. I think, on some level, they're setting the stage for the next evolution in what it takes to manage large-scale cloud environments effectively. I think basically, every customer I've ever dealt with on my side has been a Terraform shop. I finally decided to start learning the ins and outs of it myself a few weeks ago, and well, it feels like I should have just waited a couple more weeks and then it would have become irrelevant. Awesome. Which is a bit histrionic, but still, this is going to plant seeds for people to start meaningfully competing. I hope.Levi: Yeah, I hope so too. I have always awaited releases of Terraform Cloud with great anticipation. I generally don't like managing my Terraform back-ends, you know, I don't like managing the state files, so every time Terraform Cloud has some kind of release or something, I'm looking at it because I'm excited, oh finally, maybe this is the time I get to hand it off, right? Maybe I start to get to use their product. And it has never been a really compelling answer to the problems that I have.And I've always said, like, the [laugh] cloud journey would be Google's if they just released a managed Terraform [laugh] service. And this would be one way for them to prevent that from happening. Because Google doesn't even have an Infrastructure as Code competitor. Not really. I mean, I know they have their, what, Plans or their Projects or whatever they… their Infrastructure as Code language was, but—Corey: Isn't that what Stackdriver was supposed to be? What happened with that? It's been so long.Levi: No, that's a logging solution [laugh].Corey: That's the thing. It all runs together. Not it was their operations suite that was—Levi: There we go.Corey: —formerly Stackdriver. Yeah. Now, that does include some aspects—yeah. You're right, it's still hanging out in the observability space. This is the problem is all this stuff conflates and companies are terrible at naming and Google likes to deprecate things constantly. And yeah, but there is no real competitor. CloudFormation? Please. Get serious.Levi: Hey, you're talking to a member of the CloudFormation support group here. So, I'm still a huge fan [laugh].Corey: Emotional support group, more like it, it seems these days.Levi: It is.Corey: Oh, good. It got for loops recently. We've been asking for basically that to make them a lot less wordy only for, what, ten years?Levi: Yeah. I mean, my argument is that I'm operating at the account level, right? I need to deploy to 250, 300, 500 accounts. Show me how to do that with Terraform that isn't, you know, stab your eyes out with a fork.Corey: It can be done, but it requires an awful lot of setting things up first.Levi: Exactly.Corey: That's sort of a problem. Like yeah, once you have the first 500 going, the rest are just like butter. But that's a big step one is massive, and then step two becomes easy. Yeah… no, thank you.Levi: [laugh]. I'm going to stick with my StacksSets, thank you.Corey: [laugh]. I really want to thank you for taking the time to come back on and honestly kibitz about the state of the industry with me. If people want to learn more, where's the best place for them to find you?Levi: Well, I'm still active on the space normally known as—formerly known as Twitter. You can reach out to me there. DMs are open. I'm always willing to help people learn how to cloud better. Hopefully trying to make my presence known a little bit more on LinkedIn. If you happen to be over there, reach out.Corey: And we will, of course, put links to that in the [show notes 00:30:16]. Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me again. It's always a pleasure.Levi: Thanks, Corey. I always appreciate it.Corey: Levi McCormick, Director of Cloud Engineering at Jamf. I'm Cloud Economist Corey Quinn, and this is Screaming in the Cloud. If you've enjoyed this podcast, please leave a five-star review on your podcast platform of choice, whereas if you've hated this podcast, please leave a five-star review on your podcast platform of choice, and along with an insulting comment that tells us that we completely missed the forest for the trees and that your programmfing is going to be far superior based upon generative AI.Corey: If your AWS bill keeps rising and your blood pressure is doing the same, then you need The Duckbill Group. We help companies fix their AWS bill by making it smaller and less horrifying. 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Bullshit actually works sometimes, but Gyi and Conrad still don't like it. And, are so-called Super Lawyers actually extraordinary in any way?  ----- Even though the guys hate marketing bullshit, they happily bullshit their way through a chat with returning FOP Paul Faust! Paul gets razzed a bit after a 2019 DotCom Magazine cover story resurfaced and gained him another round of congratulations from his professional peers. But, Paul gets the last laugh, ‘cause all this BS gave him plenty of renewed exposure.  Speaking of bullshit, what's the deal with Super Lawyers and other similar distinctions bestowed upon attorneys? Are they reputable? Are they worth paying for? Do they get eyeballs directly onto your law firm and help you grow your business? Ehhh… it's neither a yes or a no—Gyi and Conrad discuss.  The News: Musk is rebranding Twitter, we guess, but it's looking more like he's just trying extra hard to run the whole platform into the ground — Twitter Turning Into X Set to Kill Billions in Brand Value. Things aren't looking much better for Zuck at the moment — Threads Users Down By Half (still!). And, Conrad interviewed John Henson about The Crackdown Against Lead Generators.  Mentioned in this Episode: 10 Best Legal Marketing Podcasts Every Lawyer Should Listen To Paul Faust is the president and co-founder of RingBoost and a nationally recognized expert in the use of local and toll-free phone numbers in marketing. LHLM Episode: The Mad Proliferation of Lawyer Coaching || Lawyer Has Gas… and He's Giving It to You  Law Firm Alchemy Charlie Mann's Podcast: They Don't Teach This in Law School The Super Lawyers Selection Process Leave Us an Apple Review  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing now on YouTube  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on TikTok

Bullshit actually works sometimes, but Gyi and Conrad still don't like it. And, are so-called Super Lawyers actually extraordinary in any way?  ----- Even though the guys hate marketing bullshit, they happily bullshit their way through a chat with returning FOP Paul Faust! Paul gets razzed a bit after a 2019 DotCom Magazine cover story resurfaced and gained him another round of congratulations from his professional peers. But, Paul gets the last laugh, ‘cause all this BS gave him plenty of renewed exposure.  Speaking of bullshit, what's the deal with Super Lawyers and other similar distinctions bestowed upon attorneys? Are they reputable? Are they worth paying for? Do they get eyeballs directly onto your law firm and help you grow your business? Ehhh… it's neither a yes or a no—Gyi and Conrad discuss.  The News: Musk is rebranding Twitter, we guess, but it's looking more like he's just trying extra hard to run the whole platform into the ground — Twitter Turning Into X Set to Kill Billions in Brand Value. Things aren't looking much better for Zuck at the moment — Threads Users Down By Half (still!). And, Conrad interviewed John Henson about The Crackdown Against Lead Generators.  Mentioned in this Episode: 10 Best Legal Marketing Podcasts Every Lawyer Should Listen To Paul Faust is the president and co-founder of RingBoost and a nationally recognized expert in the use of local and toll-free phone numbers in marketing. LHLM Episode: The Mad Proliferation of Lawyer Coaching || Lawyer Has Gas… and He's Giving It to You  Law Firm Alchemy Charlie Mann's Podcast: They Don't Teach This in Law School The Super Lawyers Selection Process Leave Us an Apple Review  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing now on YouTube  Lunch Hour Legal Marketing on TikTok

The Yankees somehow had a perfect game, multiple blow out wins, and still only split on a road trip against the last place Athletics and Cardinals. Rodon is expected to pitch on Friday for the first time as a Yankee and it somehow feels like a quick and slow recovery. Early recording this week so JJ can go to Monday's game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Wizards got fleeced; we all know that. But does Bradley Beal put PHX over the top??? We talk about some other trade possibilities too, Ja Morant's suspension, and MJ selling the Hornets. And this Bloodline story is WILD!!! Tap In!!!

En nuestro capítulo 165 de Manzanas Enfrentadas ya nos queda menos para la WWDC que será dentro de unas horas así que tratamos los últimos rumores y no tan rumores de la misma en cuanto a los nuevos SO, IA y como no, las lentes de AR/VR que nos presentarán y de como otras compañías intentan hacerse un hueco para que no les pille el toro cuando Apple las presente. Todo ello a lo Richmond Way... quiero decir ME Way!!! Recuerda que este Podcast esta asociado a la red de SOSPECHOSOS HABITUALES.   Suscríbete con este feed: https://feedpress.me/sospechososhabituales.   Entra en nuestro grupo de Telegram: https://t.me/manzanasenfrentadas   Twitter de nuestro podcast @MEnfrentadas   Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/manzanasenfrentadas   Instagram: https://instagram.com/manzanasenfrentadas   #apple #iPhone #applepodcast #pro #applewatch #plus #appleiphone #ios #smartphone #appleevent #airpods #promax #ipad #tech #shotoniphone #iphonex #mobile #macbook #macbookpro #applewatch #iphone14 #iphone14max #iphone14plus #iPad #ipadpro

Our returning special guest @the_hvac_doctor talks about how he went from neuroscience to HVAC, and also how he became the new face for SolderWeld! Join @theplumberlorian @vadertheplumber @plumbdangerous & guest host @nic.electric for a brand new episode! Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @thebeskarcollarboys

Todo que les digamos sobre este capítulo es mentira...No mentira, es molestando.Para nadie es un secreto que hace rato nos metimos a sus corazones...No ¡Mentira! Más que en sus corazones, en sus mentes.¡Ehhh! Mentira...Estamos exagerando.Más bien, desen un aplauso por compartir nuestros capítulos con gente que no nos conozca.Mentira, que se van a aplaudir ustedes mismos.Los tiempos de Dios son perfectos, aunque en honor a la verdad, y en ese orden de ideas, este ha sido nuestro episodio más estupido.¡Mentiras!Al fin y al cabo, más se perdió en la pandemia.

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Often times when we think about presence or being present, we think it's a matter of determination. Ehhh (wrong noise beep). Presence exists more like a battery percentage. We can use it as much as we like, but when we're on low, we're on low. When we're out, we're out. It's not a matter of determination, but availability. If we've used up our presence for the day, we'll have to recharge before we can expect ourselves to give more. In this episode, Erin gives you an improv activity that will help train your mind to be present throughout the day. It's kind of like taking a cold shower to train your mind to tolerate stress. Let the gift-giving begin! ICYMI – Your Post-Episode Homework: Try the improv activity Mirror Your Presence and send in your thoughts to info@learntoimproveit.com or post it on the socials and tag us! Take the quiz below to determine your wellness avatar type and download your Wellness Workbook, free as can be.   Show Links: Want to book Erin to speak at your organization or large-scale event: Learn more here! Send us a voice message here! Did today's episode resonate with you? Please leave us a review for a chance to win a self-care package from us! Take the quiz to download your free Wellness Workbook!   Connect with Erin Diehl: Instagram LinkedIn improve it! TikTok Improve it! Instagram Improve it! Facebook improve it! website Book a Laugh Break Book a Workshop Email Erin: info@learntoimproveit.com “I love this podcast and I love Erin!!” If that sounds like you, please consider rating and reviewing this podcast! This helps Erin support more people – just like you – move toward the leader you want to be. Click here, click listen on Apple Podcasts, scroll to the bottom, tap to rate with 5 stars, and select “Write a Review.” Then be sure to let Erin know what you loved most about the episode! Also, if you haven't done so already, subscribe to the podcast. That way you won't miss any juicy episodes! Thanks in advance, improve it! Peeps :)

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In Hebrew, מתוק means sweet or sweetie. You might also hear מתוק used passive-aggressively by a person standing in a Tel Avivi line. Hear the All-Hebrew Episode on Patreon   New Words and Expressions: “Matok, matok hu ta'am ha-hayim” – Sweet, sweet is the taste of life – מתוק, מתוק, הוא טעם החיים Matok li – It's too sweet – מתוק לי Matok/Metuka sheli – My darling – מתוק/מתוקה שלי Toda matok/metuka sheli! – Thank you sweetie! – תודה, מתוק/מתוקה שלי Ehhh, metuka sheli, slicha, ani hayiti kodem! – Sorry sweetie pie, I was here first! – מתוקה שלי, סליחה, אני הייתי קודם Shana tova u-metuka – Have a great year – שנה טובה ומתוקה “Motek lo lishloach li uga” – Darling, don't send a cake to me – מותק, לא לשלוח לי עוגה Motek – Darling – מותק Halomot metukim – Sweet dreams – חלומות מתוקים Mayim metukim – Freshwater – מים מתוקים Mei yam – Sea water – מי ים Dagei yam – Sea fish – דגי ים Dagei mayim metukim – Freshwater fish – דגי מים מתוקים Rotsim lishmo'a al ha-metukim shelanu? – Do you want to hear about our desserts? – רוצים לשמוע על המתוקים שלנו Lehamtik – To sweeten – להמתיק Eich at mamtika? Eich ata mamtik? – How do you sweeten (your drink)? – איך אתה ממתיק, איך את ממתיקה Ani lo shote/shota im sukar – I don't add sugar – אני לא שותה עם סוכר Kapit sukar – One teaspoon of sugar – כפית סוכר Shtayim sukar – Two teaspoons of sugar – שתיים סוכר Mamtik – Sweetener – ממתיק Lehamtik et haglula ha-mara – To sweeten a bitter pill – להמתיק את הגלולה המרה Onsho humtak – His sentence was commuted – עונשו הומתק Mamtakim – Sweets, candies – ממתקים Hanut mamtakim – Candy store – חנות ממתקים Bonboniera – Bonbonnière, candy box – בונבוניירה Mashka'ot memutakim – Sugary drinks, soft drinks – משקאות ממותקים Metikoot – Sweetness – מתיקות Oy metikooooot – How sweet! – אוי מתיקות Bi-mtikoot – Sweetly – במתיקות Ledaber be-metek sfatayim – To sweet talk – לדבר במתק שפתיים   Playlist and Clips: Yigal Bashan & Lahakat Pikud Tsafon – Matok Matok (Lyrics) Aviv Geffen – Ilana (Lyrics) Uzi Fuchs – Ein Lach Ma Lid'og (Lyrics) Meir Ariel – Mayim Metukim (Lyrics) Mashka'ot memutakim – Sugary drinks Erik Berman – Ha-metukot Ha-achronot (Lyrics)   Ep. 22 about darling Ep 65 about don't worry Ep. 122 about stuff waiters say in Israel Episode number 199 about halomot metukim Ep. 305 about Ve and U-

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On this week's show: The #Phillies lose the World Series; The #Sixers start their season(again); The #Eagles are still undefeated. Theme Music: www.youtube.com/c/DanyaVodovoz/featured

Our Patreon is now live at: https://www.patreon.com/MMoMMother:  She was not an Angel of Mercy, killing for supposedly altruistic reasons.  She murdered four children and her reasons are only known to her.  Munchausens by Proxy doesn't explain the why.Cameron:A neighbour that really annoys you? Ehhh that's a reach. Someone that's wronged you or harmed your family? Ok, maybe. But kids? Nah, off to the volcano with you .... This week we cover: Murder, Serial Killing, Child Murder, UK True Crime,  Contact us:Email: murdermeonmondaypodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/MMonMondayInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdermeonmondaypodcast/Sources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverley_Allitthttps://murderpedia.org/female.A/a/allitt-beverley.htmhttp://www.murderuk.com/beverley-allitt.htmlhttps://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-30013433.htmlhttps://www.bmj.com/content/308/6924/287.fullhttps://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/conditions/munchausens-syndrome/overview/Theme Tune is published under license from:   Tribe of Noise – Awkward Mystery https://prosearch.tribeofnoise.com/artists/show/29267/32277

1800s humans did a lot of hard things. They built bridges, fought wars with real guns, and even shipped entire buildings across the ocean. But basic hygeine? Ehhh . . . This week, Colin tells us about legendary nurse Florence Nightingale, while Sierra makes dining tables out of a new kind of wood. You'll hear about poop chutes, the trickle down effect, and how you can be a feminist and still be a racist! Check Out Our Blog

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"Ehhh, all that ERC filing hassle won't be worth it for my small business!" Boy howdy, you could not be more wrong! I don't know your threshold for measuring "worth it" but I would wager that several thousand dollars or several HUNDRED thousand dollars would absolutely be worth the hassle.In our second episode in our ERC miniseries, we're going to be taking a closer look at a couple small businesses that we have helped claim the Employee Retention Tax Credit. We also cover what it takes to qualify and how you can go about figuring out what you could potentially claim!Thank you for listening!Please like and subscribe here and on your podcast app of choice. Also, share freely!To learn more and to access our ERC Eligibility Estimator, please visit: Employee Tax Credit - https://abundantbeans.com/erc/ Are you interested in claiming the ERC? We're happy to help you! To access our Employee Retention Credit Analysis & Filing Services, please visit: ERC Analysis & Filing Services - https://abundantbeans.com/erc-analysis-filings/Have a question for us? Visit the website https://www.abundantbeans.com to contact us!

AROUND THE HORN!!! HEY NOW!! One of my childhood favorites, we go back in time when my man Max Kellerman was the host man! One of ESPN's best shows, but is it fun to watch high?! Ehhh well....listen and find out! Thank you all for everything!   www.ericwebbjr.com

Mostly everyone knows what it's like to live with a roommate. It can be great if they pay rent on time, clean up after themselves, and allow both of you to do your own thing without any questions or obligations. But once you enter into married life, that roommate stage is supposed to be over with. Or is it? Unfortunately, so many couples are still living their normal, everyday lives, as though they're just rooming with one another. You do your thing, I'll do mine, and we can even have separate bedrooms! Sounds great, right? Ehhh… not exactly. This isn't just something you wake up to one day, the separation from your spouse is a slow drift, leaving you with thoughts like “How did we get here? How did this happen?” From how to start implementing nonsexual touch, to the harsh reality of sexless marriages, to just wanting to live in peace with your “bestie”, we're covering it all! Let's go! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themillionairemarriage/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themillionairemarriage/support