Video Death Loop

When Haddaway asked us “What is Love?” we felt that. Mostly we felt the synth bass and the beat, but we also herard his words and we nodded along. Yeah, what *was* love? Is it a vampire? A statue you stare longingly at? Your vampire lover’s two friends that are also hanging out for way… Read more S9:E16 – Haddaway – What is Love? Music Video

I Dream Of Jeannie was a show that meant, for us, that it was time to stop watching shows. It was late night syndication TV and that meant the cartoons were over. They try to tempt you in with colorful cartoon intros but then it goes to real life people? Lame? 2D is all need!… Read more S9:E15 – I Dream of Jeannie Opening

Hey, it’s Hardcastle! AND McCormick?! In one package?! Sign me up! I usually have to go without one or the other because of Hardcastle and McCormick price gouging so having both in one package is a winner for me! Are they cops? Friends? Buddy cop friends? I don’t think so! One’s a judge according to… Read more S9:E14 – Hardcastle and McCormick Opening

Imagine you’re a frozen pizza. You’re almost there already so this should be easy. It’s pretty great. You chill in a freezer, you preserve yourself and hey you may even be pretty tasty in a pinch! But what if you could rotate for everyone to see? You could be the star of the party! Or… Read more S9:E13 – Pizzazz Pizza Cooker Commercial

The magic of life should not be taken for granted, France! You know that just as much as the rest of us! You are born of this earth, live off its riches and die in its dirt just like the rest of us. So why are you giving the false hope of magic hugs that… Read more S9:E12 – Once upon a time… Life – Opening Theme

Harvey Freeman had a vision. Well maybe not a vision; it was a meeting. It was at a crossroads. The dusty kind. The kind where the Devil hangs out. Harvey Freeman needed a winning idea and the Devil was the person to give it to him. Whatever he was given, he knew he could change… Read more S9:E11 – Devil Sticks Commercial

Is it a Beautiful World? Who even knows! Target sure thinks so. Target is ready to sell your products as the sun is melting down all around us ready to consume us. Only one company stands in the way of total destruction and it turns out that mostly make carbonated soda beverages. And guns. Lots… Read more S9:E10 – Target “Beautiful World” Commercial 1999

The era of digital fansubs brought us everything. Everywhere. All at once! We had to have it all! We had to trade CD-Rs in big binders trying to gather it all like Pokemon. Even shows like Chobits, which I am personally convinced noone ever saw the ending to! We just saw the plasticy ears and… Read more S9:E9 – Chobits Anime Opening

People cried when the statues of the Virgin Mary shed tears of blood, but would you do the same for the Wendy’s Piss Fountain? I bet you would. It’s a beautiful sight made by our fast food benefactors from Dublin, Ohio. They’re giving you the greatest in free entertainment and promo codes for this. All… Read more S9:E8 – Wendy’s Horizon Worlds

Turn around! You’re in a boarding school with Bonnie Tyler are your principal. She makes you practice fencing and kendo at night and that’s a little weird! She wonders around just looking in rooms and not interacting. You ask her for any opinions and input but she’s just wistfully walking along in her formal wear… Read more S9:E7 – Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)

How little can a unicorn be? Well, according ot the film ‘The Little Unicorn” circa 2002: Not little at all! It’s an average size horse! Bigger maybe! It’s got a horn and it glows and everyone wants it and I think we ran out of plot so let’s add like 45 minutes of interpersonal family… Read more S9:E6 – The Little Unicorn Trailer

Sometimes, something can look like an entire decade and noone can know what year it came from. This is true even for build who lived in the decade. But the scientists over at Video Death Loop have it all figured out when it comes to Camp Wilder, our second ABC TGIF show of the season.… Read more S9:E5 – Camp Wilder TV Opening

The Burger King Kid’s Club (BK Kid’s Club to the cool ones out there) was a radical set of kids being radical in your radically marketed mind. They needed someone to combat the monstrosities McDonald’s was giving us with years and eons of lore, just in case Mayor McCheese ever decided to unleash the Grimace… Read more S9:E4 – Burger King Kids Club Commercial

Hey everyone! It’s Teen Angel! The Angel that was a Teen! He’s dead now! They made sure of that! For this hilarious (debatable) comedy! Wow! He’s solving his friends problems? Or making new ones? He’s only going to be doing it for 17 episodes though, so you better figure out your life by then! He… Read more S9:E3 – Teen Angel – Family Channel Promo

What is snowboarding? A sport that takes a pre-existing sport and makes it way cooler. What is virtual snowboarding? That concept but even way cooler because I can do it without injuring myself. Possibly. I could maybe trip over something in my living room in my excitement of doing a 720 fakie nosegrab grind in… Read more S9:E2 – Cool Boarders 2 Playstation Intro

It’s a new Video Death Loop season! It’s a new Video Death Loop year! It’s time to celebrate this remarkable achievement of NINE years doing an audio podcast about a video loop and wait what do you mean Nintnedo made the announcement about the Switch 2 right when we started recording? Okay, hold on. Hold… Read more S9:E1 – Nintendo Switch 2 – First-look trailer

The aliens have come to visit our planet and we really need to have the good holiday cheer out to appease them. There’s clearly no other way we’re winning this fight. They have the superior firepower and well-trained numbers behind them to literally decimate our entire planet as they make way to build their death… Read more S8:E35 – Paul McCartney – “Wonderful Christmastime”

I see you over there, Frankin’ it up! Don’t you try to deny it! Your father was a franker, his father before him was a franker and by gods we’ve been frankin’ it up ever since we said no to the King of England (Who likely wasn’t franking anything, let’s be real.) If you’re not… Read more S8:E34 – Frank’s RedHot “Frank It Up” Commercial

If you were a kid in 2006, odds were you had enough free time to film a whole scene in the parking lot of a Best Buy. We know we sure did, but we didn’t make this auspicious film. Someone else got to it first, knowing the perfect spot to frame and flip off a… Read more S8:E33 – Best Buy

What better way to explain a situation than to use the largest Connect Four board known to man? Just add your pieces (Uranium and/or Water) and have a ball! Don’t worry about the radioactivity, it’s all part of the game! Just keeping on thinking about bacon, like the bacon council wants you to! Did Socrates… Read more S8:E32 – Chernobyl Accident (Simulation Only)

Sirens would entrance sailors to crash their ships into rocks not for sustenance or anger, but because it’s really funny and honestly never gets own. Such is true of the timeless tradition of cars crashing into various things. Like the one we watch this week of cars crashing into swimming pools in various ways. The… Read more S8:E31 – Cars Crashing Into Swimming Pools Compilation

SMILK. IT IS CALLED SMILK. IT’S LIKE MILK. BUT WITH A SMILE?!?!?! SMILK. GOD HELP US ALL. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s assembling Aaron Littletons the world over. John Hurst is your co-host and he is concerned with what Smilk is fortified *with*. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com!

When Godzilla chooses a beverage, you can be sure he is going to choose the number 3 beverage in the United States (Which has lately been the number 2 beverage depending on the poll you believe. Godzilla might be ecstatic about this news!) He’s got places to be and he needs that caffeiene to help… Read more S8:E29 – Dr Pepper “Godzilla” Commercial

“Rattle Me Bones, bonedaddy!” is not just for bedroom talk anymore! Now you can play without the dirty talk in the Rattle Me Bones home game! It’s like Operation, except there’s a little skeleton guy wiggling! Everyone wins! Except maybe the skeleton since you’re taking their stuff and that’s not very nice. That skeleton has… Read more S8:E28 – Rattle Me Bones Board Game Ad

It’s time to become what we always wanted to be: Useless bags going to useless destinations! Finally, I can lay down and enjoy the ride, get handled by security and slightly irradiated just like I always wanted. Maybe I can be sorted to a better place in life! Sure, it just might be the gate… Read more S8:E27 – POV: You’re a bag that was just checked at the airport

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well! He made this slidedeck for me to sell Denmark! They don’t know that we’re doing it. Well, maybe they have an inkling of an idea. We’re called the Denmark Corporation after all. We kind of said on our yearly business review that we are going to “sell that… Read more S8:E26 – Hamlet “2000” Movie Trailer

It’s 1991 and Cindy Crawford has the Official Drink market in an iron fist. America won first blood with making Cindy Crawford hold a Pepsi, but it wouldn’t stop there. Japan had Pocari Sweat and a puma to help sweeten the deal. She was working on the Canada contract soon with her sword training. She… Read more S8:E25 – Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat Commercial

Summer may be winding down in the real life that you and live in, but it’s still going strong in the Bachelor in Paradise! Why, David Spade is hosting! And they got all these names having fun on the screen! Some of them may be rats habitating a facsimile of a human skin designed to… Read more S8:E24 – The ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ 2021 Intro

When you put Bac-Os on a salad, what you’re really trying to do is resign to fate. The salad is there. You’re going to eat it. You may enjoy eating it! You may not! But you’re probably not the most excited by it. You need something to take your mind off all that saladness. Bac-Os… Read more S8:E23 – Bac-Os Commercial

Captaiinnnnnnn Planet! We’re summoning him with our rings! Our rings of elements! We have to be in close proximity to the other four to do so and unfortunately, we hate the other teens! We’re just going to use our cool water powers to make like a river and flow into the ocean! We don’t need… Read more S8:E22 – Captain Planet Summon

Grant Nel took the dive like a champ. Hi fives, smiles, the only thing red was probably he back from the failed dive. I mean, what else can you do? When you receive a vision of the future and it is a zero score, you can’t exactly walk back down? You gotta follow through. Accept… Read more S8:E21 – Grant Nel Scores 0 Points with Failed Dive

Here’s your one chance, Fancy! Don’t let me down! Get the nice cat glasses out and let’s eat Viennetta! It has… Layers? Of Dairy? It’s not an ice cream. Legally we can’t call it an ice cream. We can legally say layers though, right? … Our lawyers say to hold off on the layers. Okay,… Read more S8:E20 – Breyers Viennetta Ice Cream TV Commercial

Sometimes, you just need a video of an anime chomping on ice. Just really going to down on that solid water hoping to crush it into a nougat of liquidy water. This is one of those days. You’ve earned it. You’ve made it to this part of the week and we’re so proud that you… Read more S8:E19 – Wolves Chomping on Ice

The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet… Read more S8:E18 – Windows XP Startup Animation

VIDEO GAME HINTS! They’re fast and fun! It’s like an ancient gacha for your phone, except your parents will get even madder at you! Don’t mind the super hero trying to usher you into the St. Paul megadome (St. Paul residents, I am sorry but I’m not looking up your sports arena’s name. I’m sure… Read more S8:E17 – 1-900-HOT-HINTS Commercial

At Hidden Valley, the ranch flows unending. There’s just too much of it. We need to use it in more and more creative ways, but it means we all must make sacrifices. The ice cream truck? Gone. It’s now full of vegetables (and ranch dressing.) The children? They must enjoy the ranch as well. If… Read more S8:E16 – Hidden Valley Ranch Commercial

If you go to Kingfish Restaurant in Louisville, KY, it sounds like you’ll get some pretty good seafood! This is judging by the reviews online, but also the reviews of these paid(?) actors in the 1990s commercial they made it sound pretty sweet too! The catchy jingle and the twirling of shrimp and onion rings… Read more S8:E15 – Kingfish Restaurant Commercial

It’s Star Trek! In DEEP ASS SPACE! And… They’re mostly chilling. People are on their time share, y’know. Enjoying life among the potential war zone. Drinking at Quark’s Bar. Complaining about Romulan Ale or something. Look, I loved Deep Space Nine but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it remotely in narrative order. Mostly it… Read more S8:E14 – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Opening

It’s becomming firework season again in the US, which ranges from May – whenever we run out of fireworks! All manner of firepower big and small will be used, but maybe not these dainty little dragons that shoot fire out of two directions. They’re just too cute! You want to hug it while its on… Read more S8:E13 – BW1612 DRAGON WITH WINGS FIREWORK

Everyone loves a Herman Miller chair. Especially the host this week Aaron. But Aaron doesn’t want to pay full price for a Herman Miller chair, understandably! That’s why he is working for co-host John as his left Porsche 911 shoe, a concept he is looking to get outlawed *immediately* in all 50 states. Is it… Read more S8:E12 – Herman Miller Chair Commercial

There’s a place in Knoxville where you can go to see little circular homes that are of a certain fantasy classic but legally distinct from it. You can throw axes there! Talk by the fire! Listen to the power lines sing a song in your gentile ear. Yes, it’s the Ancient Lore Village, a project… Read more S8:E11 – Ancient Lore Village

You’re done arguing with your friends! We can all agree going to the Werewolf versus Vampire movie is neutral ground, right? We weren’t all going to see Mystic River so you better damn well deal with this sci-fi creation under a blue light and you better be damn neutral about it! Look, there’s vampires! And… Read more S8:E10 – Underworld (2003) Official Trailer

It turns out that everything they warned us about is all true. Pokemon Cards are the devil’s work! The mere touch of a rare card is enough to convert your entire body into an explosion of pokemon cards and coalesce into something that looks quite like you… But different. Never will you be the same… Read more S8:E9 – Pokémon TCG Commercial

No, I do not want to date your avatar. Unless your avatar is a Ragnarok Online model! Then maybe I would consider it! We would have spent ages levelling up together, so at the point where we may consider dating I would know if we were a good fit for each other. We’d also know… Read more S8:E8 – The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

We live in a society where we can get very specific descriptive pills faster than this Clue speedrun we watched on loop for this episode (At least, if you’re in America. We’ll privatize the shit out of anything!) Professor Plum will give you all the boner pills a podcast can buy! Maybe he even has… Read more S8:E7 – Clue Speedrun in 0:00.733

Oh, damn! Looks like Timmy’s a big kid now! He’s got the double deep dish pizza lunchable with a cola and Reese’s cup! It’s where cravings and malnutrition meet and he’s at the height of his popularity! He’ll remember this day where he was the envy of all the other kids on his school lunch… Read more S8:E6 – Lunchables Mega Pack – 2000 Commercial

It’s another day at the workplace. Everything is the exact same. The cafeteria ran out of bananas again. Your co-worker can’t stop yapping about the event of the moment. Your boss wants a report in. If only something could help alleviate this boredom! Perhaps a chatting application built into my required mailing software for my… Read more S8:E5 – IBM Lotus Sametime for IBM Lotus Notes Users

Sam Beckett is unstuck in time and oh boy is he solving a lot of problems! He’s quantum leaping here, quantum leaping there, leaping everywhere and all he wants to do is go home and cause problems. He’s not even leaving the problem solved in a respectable state! When he quantum leaps out, the person… Read more S8:E4 – Quantum Leap – Season 1 Intro

The spirit of horses are alive, but not the horses themselves! They’re just in another world and they’re racing for… I dunno, reasons? Because they gotta? Maybe it’s like a hummingbird thing and they always gotta keep running so it’s better to put that energy on the track? Hasn’t that one horse girl been in… Read more S8:E3 – Umamusume: Pretty Derby Opening Theme

It’s time for some German song and dance! Please join us as we use the ancient woodland instruments! A fake wooden fake synthesizer. A Fake bongo/cymbal thing. Fake bird calls. An especially fake backdrop! Together, with the power of lip syncing we will tell this world about how they will perish without trees. But in… Read more S8:E2 – “Die Woodys – Fichtl’s Lied” Music Video

Sometimes, you just need to have an impromptu, indecipherable breakdown battle with a bullet. It happens to the best of us, but only KoRn was able to monetize it in a way to make them big. I hear the bullet is making their rounds on the con circuit, punching holes in all the kids’ klassic… Read more S8:E1 – KoЯn – Freak on a Leash