Mai Morning Crew Catchup Podcast

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Police” How are you cooking up your boilup? What do you have that everyone wants but you’ve had enough of? You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement village… Are you taking the cheap rent? What would be on your suburbs flag? Shay has a PSA for sperm donors… Storme reveals what dat sound is! My partner keeps… Fill the blanks! Geeks unanonymous! Call through and tell us why you’re a geek! Stan Walker comes through for a kōrero about “Family Tree”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Why can’t we let Tegs suffer in silence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Les’” You get $200mill, but your sis goes to jail for 12 months… What you doing?? Storme can’t give massages, what can’t you do and why? Tegan tries to name all 50 US states, can she do it? Anyone you need to tell on from the weekend? It’s time to TELL THEIR MUM! Do we think the Skytower is “full fat” or “low carb”? It’s Tegan & her partners anniversary… So we ask you Mai whānau to shoutout your partners on air

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds” Ray & Eden from the brand new True Love on the show for a yarn Fathers Day is this Sunday, what reminds you of your Dad? Randy was supposed to cook for a client video yesterday and he wasn’t very good at it…why are you single? The very first MMC COURT SESSION!!!! We create a nickname for anyone called Eugene Big back maths How to know if you are in the wrong career Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “House” Storme’s wife received the strangest compliment from her doctor. Bars in songs that go HARD for no reason! How are you picking up people? I’m here, you’re there IS BACK! The director of Lomu - Vea Mafile’o joins us on the show! Storme’s wife was a little too shy to ask for help after she hurt herself, and honestly fair enough. We attempt the flyover from the South Africa vs All Blacks game in Cape Town. Storme tries out some reo tongue twisters on us. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Stans” What is the most common teacher gift? All Gen Z’s are taking more sick days than other generations (can confirm this as a Gen Z) Which movie do you know 99%? Storme brings a very suss sound to the show…you have to guess what it is Ladies…what are we blaming on our period? A security guard is playing silly games with a cucumber Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fathers” Tegan has some hopeful math for you. We talk to Brady Rush about the Northland Taniwhas win to retain the Ranfurly shield. What’s the biggest thing you’ve won? What dat suburb is back! How much should you gift at a wedding? Tegan’s running photo got her back on her haerenga. What room were you not expected to be in? Some children’s shows have some interesting real life implications… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “numbers” What’s on Teg’s feed at the moment? Our sports specialist Martyn Devlin was going to give us a live update from South Africa… but he wasn’t quite up to it … Court is now in session I’m telling your mum on you, who are you dobbing in? Strome vs Lanai vs the bins pt123123149 The greatest rivalry is going down atm. What is your greatest rivalry? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bots” Tegs had a holy shit I'm 30 moment. Is Sione the only person who had Knowing You by Jamoa Jam at their wedding? Tegs just cracked 200 days in a row on Duolingo! So we tested her Spanish. IRD is open for feedback at the moment and Nickson is drafting up an email. The top 5 lunchbox snacks when we were kids, and checking out what kids these days get. How do you know an islander manages a retail store?

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Rons” Storme thinks he has a celebrity doppelganger. Tegs fully misread the room, twice. We talk through heaven's hottest collabs and the artists we gotta enjoy while they're here. Tegs had a million dollar app idea that she never got going. What's your gameday superstition? A new personality type just dropped.

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Dolls” The Taniwhas have dropped a banger after their big Ranfurly Shield win. Why Storme is going to hell. Brayden got an apology from The Rock. What's something you thought only happened in movies? Shay had her car stolen by a workmate. Test running out What Dat Car game. A tribute to the great Dolly Parton!

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cards” Would you rather eat with a fussy eater or someone that forgets their wallet? We go through restaurants that you miss more than your ex. Are sirens the problem, or do they just need a better catalogue? Tegan's boyfriend thought she was a man.

Kia ora whānau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ones” Tegs has some ways to increase your gains. When were you caught with your undies showing? Tegs forgot to charge her hearing aids. Nickson blows out candles like a 5 year old. After the big Wahs win, Storme is ready to declare three words he's been holding back all year. Does Nickson's dad love Storme more than him? A little bit of PB celebration!

Kia ora whanau! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “cams” Nickson had an awkward moment at the Rockshop We test what coconut cream is best We pose the ultimate Wahs vs All Blacks question Tegan manifested her whole life. The big backs BBQ nemesis Low carb objects Vici-Rose Green on the show! Thanks for having me today team! Producer Cam

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cans” Wanna know the dark side of your starsigns? Tegan’s reading you to filth. Nickson’s convinced no one has ever legitimately found love at the gym without playing up. What’s your go to order from your local? Nickson gives us a live wine tasting on air. Listener Mosese gives us a new game to play! Storme is a Māori that ice skates… How are you unconventional in your culture? What’s a chore that only takes a few mins that you avoid at every cost? This song just speaks to Nickson, he’s convinced it has been written about him. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “courts” Tegs did something that felt illegal but technically wasn’t Strome has an out the gate hobby, we asked you to tell us your hobby & we would guess your nationality Fashion week is onnnn and Tegs said the wrong word at the wrong time (oops) Kurt from Chorus gets grilled by Nickson Which culture do you subscribe to the most? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Clothes”. A workmate found love at the gym, who do you need to thank for love? Palagi Playtime is back, this time Producer Arun took Nickson winetasting. You on a slimdown but struggling to find low cal food at the airport? Tegs has got you. Which job has the most Wahs fans? Nickson’s job in his family is the ticketmaster guy… What’s the job in your family? Tegan’s out here falling for AI. When did AI get you?? Storme admitted a very embarrassing pastime and regretted it instantly… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Horses”. Richard Kahui joins us to talk about The Classics taking on Brazil. What are you hiding from your trainer? Storme reckons he’s nailed the song to kick off the Māori kickons. Producer T-Money was playing silly games at a concert last week. Facebook Marketplace messages are getting a little out of hand. What would be in your hometown hype reel? We talk to Mils Muliaina about his darts performance over the weekend and how he lost to Stephen Donald. Tegan finds hidden lyrics in the Tokyo Drift song. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “COUNTS” Martin Devlin reveals his past life as a pro squash player. Mecca is doing the most looking out for the boyfriends who get dragged in store. Nickson is riding his BMX to feel young again… What are you doing to keep yourself young? Tofiga Fepulea’i joins us on the show to talk about his new tour “Fresh Since Ages ago”. This girl was listening to Dragons & Demons by The Herbs. What do you think she was eating at the time? Nickson witnessed something wild at St Lukes Mall. Why do you have your name? We talk to the legendary darts caller Russ Bray! ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYY!!! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chris’s” Is your iMessage turned on? Tegs used Trident coconut cream when making Oka, BLASPHEMY!!! Do you have the HEARTIEST Māori name? What’s the female version of a dap? Turn’s out kutus is content gold so we’re running it back today!! Tell us your kutu remedies. Nickson’s wife Sarah booked out the whole of chipmunks for an hour so his son Atoa could have the whole place to himself… How did you waste your parents money? Tegan’s got a list of places you can get free stuff on your bday! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bowls”. Tegan has some tips on how to end a conversation. Nickson wants to know who was your athlete crush growing up? Storme’s 31 year old mate has kutus, who’s the oldest person out there with kutus? Tegan has some tips on how to not get hungover. Nickson needed a drink in the wrong place at the wrong time. Storme has an update on the “Big Brown Slim Down” We get Nate & Randy on the show to hash out their fun run situation. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bears”. Nickson’s been hanging out with kids fixing bikes? Tegan’s Tips: Unconventional icebreakers. We bust out some DJ Sir-vere puns. What is the best thing about your local pub? What does the retirement village of the future look like? Where can’t you take your parents? How are you splitting the bill with your mates? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Eyes”. Shay from the Mai Home Run needs to relax, Nickson found out about an interaction she had with a listener… Storme accidentally flashed someone, when did someone see your bits? Nickson was bribed with 2 beers to become a Wahs supporter. What have you been bribed with? Turns out Storme is a gun at karaoke, so we put him to the test to see how good he really is… We announce the winners from our Franz Josef trip with Tegan Bingo! Storme needs to learn when to call it a night… Producer Arun is up to some strange behaviour as per. What’s something your made does that is logical but random to everyone else? We had the BEST time with the Department of Conservation in Franz Josef. We talk to our Chris Brown x Usher flyaway winner “Kitana” to see how the concert was! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: Tegs, Storme, Arun and Arju are live from Hokitika this morning! That’s RANK - Doctors edition Martin Devlin the legend gives us the sporting update ahead of a packed weekend Stromey had to do year 14, did anyone else out there have to? What happened in your hometown to make it abit yuck If Nickson were a town… he would be … The NUMBERS GAME - Nickson’s turn to guess the number Everyone has a story that starts off with ‘this one time in the south island’ what is yours? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: I think I made the quiz questions way too long today (oops) That’s RANK - Ice - in honor of going down to a glacier for Tegs bday Paddy Gower brings peptides into studio Everyone remembers the name of the fastest kid at school Nickson has a real boomer take about a store he visited recently Maia Roos the legend on the show this morning! Atoa has spoken his first word and it is not surprising that it is something that his father says Men…what do you wish women could experience? From a naughty boy at school to writing a book, Louis Davis!!! Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks acronyms Tegs birthday is the gift that keeps on giving, what do you want to win? If your name was associated with a business, what would it be? Tegs had glandular fever & it got her out of sports at school. Someone on the show has been invited to golf LOST THE PLOT, running it back again. The world is full of sad headlines atm, Nickson (of all people) brings happy news to the table We are starting rumours to keep a Tuesday interesting. You should try this. The legend Shane Cameron had a chat with Storme and Tegs about his new book! Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bugs”. Tegs got into the dumbest argument with her partner Baylee. We play “The Foley Game”! We tell the story, you make the SFX. Tegan asks the boys some fun relationship questions. What do you wanna win for Tegan’s bday? Tegs did something that felt chubby, but actually isn’t… We’re making the album “Now That’s What I Call Big Back VOL II”! What songs or noises need to be on there? Martin Devlin from the DSPN podcast is in to talk SPORT! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Questions”. Where do you think Teg’s heard this Bob Marley track? When did you miss out on greatness? Did you ever have to ask yourself the question “Is it because we’re brown”?! Manu Vatuvei joins us to talk about his upcoming fight with Rene Ranger. “Lost the Plot” a game where you guess the movie off a poorly explained plot. Why did Tegs get ripped out for her food order? Where is the most beautiful place you’ve had a fight with your partner? Nickson has found his new favourite place… Chipmunks… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Hair”. Tegan had an awkward interaction with someone who pretended they didn’t know her… Storme reveals his journey at the team all you can eat buffet… We try out our best Texan accents. What smells remind you of your grandparents? Teeks is on the show to talk about his track “My Boy”. If Zoe Hobbs is the fastest Māori, what kind of Māori are you? What’s the longest walk home you’ve done? Sevens legend Karl Te Nana joins us on the show to talk about NPC returning, now free to air on TVNZ! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “kisses.” Tegan has a read on people who think they’re better than you. Storme wants to know about your hottest smooch. Tegan HATES banana splits, what food do you think is propaganda? How would you spell your fart? 5 Reasons you’re gonna age well. We’ve come up with Tegan Bingo! A way for you to win while she’s on her trip to Franz Joseph. Tegan will never get botox because it means she will never be able to scrunch up her face… What will you never fold on? Introducing the Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chairs”. Tegan has other ways for you to say “ngā mihi”. Storme signed his rugby boots and gave them away to some kids at the classics. What’s the random thing you have signed at home? How do you trick your kids? Storme’s on the lookout for someone's rēwana bug! Tegan has a quote that will change your perspective on your day. Storme bought an “encouragement box”. Was it a waste of money? We’ll let you decide. What pisses off your big back side? Things that are weirdly intimate… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! No Nickson this week so the show will sound a lil different. Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks beans. Storme got to experience deaf Tegs on our trip to Gizzy. Nickson and Storme need to start reading brochures for retirement homes. We all wore our PJs on our work trip and it was wholesome as. What’s the wholesome thing you do with your mates? Che Fu came through to talk about 25 years of The Navigator and the tour to celebrate! Off the back of our Che Fu chat, we try our hand at some Che Fu puns, and we get a lil silly… Tegs caught 0 fish on the Gizzy trip, and we think it’s because she wore gumboots on the boat… Where did you wear gummies that you shouldn’t have? The legend that is Laurie Daly joins us on the show to talk all things State of Origin! Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

We got to cut it up with the legend that is LAURIE DALEY! We talked about: The upcoming State of O game at Eden Park, and what time it will be broadcast

Back in Storme's hometown, we come to you live from Gizzy! Nickson has many hot takes, Tegs reminisces on some R&V mems. Catch Storme and Nickson reffing Poverty Bay vs The Classics on July 24!

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ghosts” Nickson brought in some hella spicy chips for us to try and holy hecka I would not wanna be out toilets tomorrow. What sorta ridiculousness are you getting up to when you’re bored? What is the worst message to receive before payday? Jorja Miller joins us to talk about being resigned to 2029! Mai FM legend & OG Robbie Rakete comes through to share his embarrassing experience at a tangi… Who from the Mai whānau has the most siblings? Chris Haden - The organiser of the NZ Classics comes on the show to release the full lineup for the game this weekend. Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: It’s Tegan’s birthday! There lots of surprises in the show today, so enjoy! That’s RANK! Storme ranks eggs in honor of Tegs and her love of eggs. Nickson’s Mum doesn’t like her new garage door because it looks too much like a garage door… Eds’ toenails are something else… How did you lose your toenail? Why do you need to apologise to your parents? Tegs had an interesting healing session… We surprise Tegs with a korowai for her 30th birthday! It’s wholesome as till Nickson tells us about what happened when he picked it up… Tegs is her nans favourite again! How do you know you’re your nan’s fave? Nickson tries doing an English accent and it is about as bad as you would expect… Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Storme ranks the best boats of all time. Nickson’s son Atoa LOVES a pākehā. Some old lady squished Nickson’s nuts… What do your oldies get away with? Tegs did her first ever run club. Storme’s finally lost his cool… Nickson’s wife Sarah keeps getting mistaken for a celeb. What are the best compliments to receive as a Māori? Tegan’s got a great hack for chicken nuggets. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s Rank! Storme ranks the best masks. We try and do our best James Brown scream. Where is the best buffet in NZ? Storme has made it! He’s on a festival lineup with TIMBALAND!! Tamatha Paul is in Wales right now and found out the lore behind Tegan’s last name. Storme’s wife Lanai kept him up last night playing Love Island out loud… What are the noises your partner makes that pisses you off? We talk to Caleb Greaves who is reffing The Classics game. He’s given us the green light to help ref the game! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s Rank! Storme ranks minor inconveniences. Roger Tuivasa-Sheck joins us to talk about his new job at Sky! Tegan’s Tips: How to look after your clothes. The outdoor Māori game has changed… It’s no longer Rugby… Nickson upgraded Sarah to the “Magic Circle” at Mecca… What would you be in the Magic Circle of? Tegan’s got some dirty tricks for you. What’s your favourite thing? We’re gonna pimp your ride! When did you change your emergency contact? Nate gave Nickson a comlpex… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: If ya don't know now ya know! Tegans last week in her 20's eekkk What's the oldest thing in your pantry Signs your getting a hongi who got into a vending machine fight Why's your marae meke? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today: Tegan’s friends are trying to convince her to turn up to her party late. What was your first or most memorable haka like? What are your intentions for Matariki this year? We’re still after a 16th man for the Classics, could it be you? The new CEO of NZ Muscle Dave Letele joins us on the show. Storme may or may have not embarrassed himself in front of the All Blacks. Arun is taking credit for our work… What name screams they’d take credit for your work. Whose got it worse right now in this winter, Asthmatics or Eczema suffers? Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different: Storme reveals his mistakes from MCing a Matariki event in Storme’s Diary. Nickson finally got the snip, find out why he passed out during… Tegan shared Tim Tams with her Dad over the weekend, what’s a moment you’re trying to hold onto? Storme ran outta butter and it turned him into the Polynesian Hulk. What would turn you into the hulk? Tegan’s friends are out here summoning kids like they’re cats. Storme’s wife is getting him to do too much when he’s sick… Lima Sopaga joins us to talk about this interview with Anton Segner’s parents. Arun come’s clean about his Marariki miracle… If you go to City Fitness in Auckland and use the hairdryer for your bolos, go to jail rn. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different: Storme mixes up Storme’s Diary by doing a show and tell. If Tegan is stressed, look for these signs. Nickson reveals his worst fear. Hera wins a $5,000 travel voucher thanks to Disney’s Moana! Storme is playing silly games at his local pub… Storme reckons he can get any Māori to sing with these songs… The R&B queen that is Ashanti joins us on the show to talk about her tour! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different: Storme outs his mate Manaia for not paying his tab in Storme’s Diary. Tegan forgot to invite someone very important to her 30th… Where in Aotearoa has the most ghetto pigeons? What is the greatest Disney song of all time? (FYI this break will sound a little weird due to copyright issues). We talk to Stephen Donald AKA Beaver about the Classics vs Poverty Bay game. We have a new game for Nickson… PĀTAI! (bleh) We posh up some situations and make things sound fancy af… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different: Storme is taking over Fame’s Diary, he tells us how he got a strange song request for his DJ set. Tegan’s got some reo for you to use in a heated argument. Nickson has to say mā te wā to his poro, give him a pep talk! Here at Mai we don’t have an awards wall, we have a “wall of almosts.” Turns out the pigeons on Roberts Road are not to be messed with. WHAT DAT CAR HAS BEEN GUESSED! Congratulations Alexandra! Dan Carter joins us to talk about his infamous banana kick. Give us your best nicknames for big backs! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Fame talks about how he had to man up in Fame’s Diary. Tegan wants to tell everyone to SHUT IT PLAESE! Last week we “puzzled the palagi” with Producer Arun, now he wants to “bamboozle the browns”! We need a 16th man for the NZ Classics, do you have what it takes? WHAT DAT CAR! Arun has a new clue… Tegan is getting roasted for using a green highlighter. Nickson and Arun had the most wholesome weekends, can you out wholesome us? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different: What are the WORST things to do when you’re hungover? Nickson had the most awkward phone call about his vasectomy. What’s the difference between crescents, streets, drives etc? What the hell is a “neil gun”?! We roast our digi girl Arju. WHAT DAT CAR IS GETTING CLOSE! Producer Alonaa has some more clues! I think we’re gonna make this Mai athletics day happen! Does Tegs have a new angel number?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Fame’s Diary is full of mocks from the 100m race video. Tegs woke up to THE BEST text this morning. With the Michelin Stars hitting Aotearoa, Fame comes up with “The Paru Plates”, food that’s not worth trying. Tegs loves paying it forward to charities & fundraisers. How do you like to pay it forward? Fame received an out the gate text. Do you know who sent it? Tegs has tips on how to be a good friend to friends with kids. Paddy from Engineering is trying something new to impress the ladies. What did you do that you think made you more attractive? Victorian words we need to bring back! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Fame’s diary outs his cousin who needs his Facebook login taken off him. Tegan’s hangouts have changed, to the point where witchcraft is involved… Someone wore NZ Muscle shorts to the gym and got ROASTED! What made you never wanna wear something again? The streets will never forget: Crush Edition. Who’s that highschool crush you had? We finally reveal who is the fastest on the show… WHAT DAT CAR! Producer Arun gives out a clue! Nickson needs a doctor to sort out his knees. Tegs keeps burning her head with her hair straightener. What simple task can’t you do? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Fame tells us who he’s been cheating on in his diary. Rene Ranger has been added to the lineup of The Classics! We get him on to kōrero about his career. Tegan’s weekend got ruined when she didn’t get her hot choccy… What can’t you get over from the weekend? Nickson witnessed something you only ever see online… Tegan’s Dad is trying to get free KFC from us hahaha. Nickson vs Fame in the 100m race, it’s going down after the show today! Our team bonding sesh at Clay Studios Takapuna went much better than expected! Nickson lost his cool a few times though… Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Fame gets vulnerable in his diary and reveals he’s applied for another job. We catch up with Randy from the Mai Home Run who is raising money for Lifewise by doing The Big Sleepout! Producer Arun was very puzzled by Fame dipping toast in his porridge, so you guys call through to puzzle the Palagi! Nickson took Arun to his local dive bar, we wanna know where is the most ghetto place you’ve drunk? We talk to Siu from Loopy Tunes about the Aotearoa Children's Music Awards. We talk about our niche first cars. Tegan wants to know who in your life has NO HONOUR?! Martin Devlin from DSPN comes through to talk all things sport for this weekend. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx