Analytics Are For The Nerds: A Dynasty Football Podcast

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Comedians Kyle Turner and Louie Gee discuss dynasty specific topics with a funny twist. This isn't your boring podcast that will help you win your home league that has 4 guys that forget to put their lineups in. The guys will discuss many different unique formats, strategy, and techniques that will help you win your dynasty league. Or at least not finish last. Probably. We'll also have pretty cool guests on regularly to prove that the cool kids can dig analytics as well!

Louie Gee and Kyle Turner


    • May 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    A look ahead at the 26 Class, What does Round 1 of a Startup look like, and Best Jeremy's Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 59:14


    The gang are joined by @PopesFFH from FTN to discuss the 26 class early outlook. The guys play Who's The Idiot. Then we draft the best Jeremy's of all-time   Spoiler Alert: Jeremy never made it but we still had fun and that's all that matters

    Which Rookie Do You Prefer, Cats and Dogs, and Worst Life Chore Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 72:47


    Ryan and Lou discuss which rookies with similar adps they prefer vs each other. Cats and Dogs returns as we discuss veterans we are trying to buy and sell. And then we draft worst life chore draft? Doing this dishes an obvious 1.01? Tune in to find out

    Rookie Scattegories, Veteran Trade Targets, and the 90s Toy Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 66:29


    Fantasy Scattegories are back! Ryan and Lou play it with rookies only. What type of furniture is Jalen Milroe? Turn in to find out. We talk some veterans you should be able to trade for draft picks. And then we draft 90s Toys? Where does the Talk boy go???

    NFL Draft Recap, Who's The Idiot, and Easiest NFL Players to Hate Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 72:02


    The gang recaps all the happenings from the NFL draft and the fantasy implications. We play Who's The Idiot and then draft the all-time NFL players most east to hate

    What if Every Team was forced to take an Offensive Skill player in the 1st Rd of the NFL Draft?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 54:57


    Ryan and Lou alternate drafting for NFL teams prior to the 1st round of the NFL draft and pick only QBs, RB, WR, or TEs that those teams would draft. And we do a "Draft, Draft"

    Buffalo Bills player Michael Hoecht joins the gang

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 76:33


    Buffalo Bills free agency signing, Michael Hoecht joins the crew to discuss the hard questions like "Is Miss Rachel hot"? , how badly did he suck at hockey, and his favorite card trick. We talk Everything and Nothing w/ Allie Brady and she decides the biggest idiot between Mike, Ryan, and Lou. Spoiler alert: It's alway Lou. To wrap up, Mike and the Gang draft the "Best Television Episodes of All-Time"

    Free Agency Talk and Biggest Comeback Story Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 62:36


    This episode, the guys talk the biggest winners and losers of early free agency. Lots of talk about sperm for some reason as well. We bring it all home with the Biggest Comeback Story Draft

    Special Night, Who Dis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 68:04


    Allie, Lou and Ryan try to sort out recent free agency news and find out candles might be killing us. And they draft all things SPRING!

    First Big Board of the Season for the Gang and Best Smell Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 65:10


    The first Big Board draft with the crew. Everyone is sad but we bring it all in with the Best Smell Draft

    QB Carousel, Everything and Nothing w/ LOUIE, Flava of The Week, and Pro Bowl Enhancement Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 75:34


    Zach Sheldon joins Ryan and Lou to discuss where the big free agent/trade targets end up. With Allie missing, we get a special treat  with Everything and Nothing w/ Louie! We debut a new segment this week with "Flava of The Week" and we draft NFL Pro Bowl enhancements. 

    QB Carousel, Super Bowl review, and SNL character draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 66:58


    Comedian Rick Matthews joins the gang to talk about the horrible Super Bowl, the upcoming QB carousel, and they draft the best SNL characters of all-time coming up on the #SNL50 celebration

    We Guess There's a Big Game This Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 56:28


    The gang tries to muscle thru to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl. Louie answers Allie and Ryan's Super Bowl media questions as Super Bowl players and they all draft biggest "foot in mouth" moments of all time

    Dynasty Draft Picks and Heartbreak Draft w/ Pat Kerrane

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 76:49


    Pat Kerrane joins the gang to not talk about FOOTBALL AT ALL after the Bills go down to the Chiefs again. Louie goes off on an epic rant and Pat helps calm everyone down with some good ol fashion football talk. The gang drafts the biggest heartbreaks of all time

    Buffalo Bills talk TAKES OVER Analytics Are For The Nerds

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 94:04


    With Allie out on vacation, Louie and Ryan shut down the fantasy talk for one week to talk about their Buffalo BIlls. Kyle Turner and Ryan Talbot both join for some fun, trivia, and some Ravens fan receipts.

    Playoff Challenge &Underdog Updates and Ryan responds to critics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 65:18


    Ryan Mura got blown up on twitter or x or whatever the f$*k and he responds to his critics. We check in on our playoff calls and success. And we draft our dream concerts!

    FFPC Playoff Challenge Talk and "Best Tweets" Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 58:39


    Crew puts together a FFPC playoff challenge and talk some of the best tweets of all time. 

    Its Playoff Time Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 68:58


    Gang talks the year in review, Lou talks about threatening someone over money they owe, Nerds Jeopardy and "Free Time Draft". It was a real hoot and holler

    Everybody Hurts....Some Times (Dynasty Buys and Sells) and Relax Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 62:32


    The crew has some HUGE news to share. They also talk Diddy parties, bunt cake, and Lou's worst week of his life. They draft ways to relax to hopefully save Lou's life and discuss buys and sells in dynasty as we get into second half of the season

    Week 9 and Halloween Treat Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 67:40


    The crew goes thru some interesting topic on Everything and Nothing, go thru the week 9 games, and they draft the best Halloween treats! 

    Week 8 and no one is healthy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 72:53


    The crew is back together as they talk all the injuries in the NFL and draft the worst injuries of all time

    Week 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 64:12


    Allie and Ryan are a two man gang while Louie is on vacation. But they cant clear the whole hour without Louie calling in from bar. Join Allie and Ryan for a show thats not filled with Lous overly annoying laughter for an hour

    Week 6 preview, dynasty trades, and worst "Firing" draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 60:20


    We're back to Wednesdays and our regular format. We review week 5, set up preview for week 6 and talk some dynasty values. Everything and Nothing with Allie had a lot to do with Stefon Diggs, and

    Week 1 Recap and More

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 60:53


    Allie is back! And the crew talks week 1, week 2 cats and dogs, and they draft the greatest debates!

    Live Guillotine draft and Main Event recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 54:30


    Sick Lou overcomes all odds and pulls it together to partake in his namesake draft. The guys go over Lou's Main Event team with Mike Schopp.

    Cut Down Day fallout and Lou's Deep End Invitational draft and Overrated Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 74:31


    Allie is gone but the boys are joined by Erika from Fantasy in Frames to discuss the Cut Down fallout and Lou's Deep End invitational draft the same night. Then we draft the most overrated players of all time!

    BBM V Live Steam with Lou (Take 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 61:53


    Lou does one of his last BBMV teams solo and goes over some exposures

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    Last BBMV Draft of season and TV Theme Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 62:54


    The Crew drafts their last chance at winnings millions together and then they draft the best TV theme songs!

    Expo Recap, AFC West review, Injury Talk and Pickup Line Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 60:04


    Todd Bailey from Extreme Fantasy Football Leagues joins the group to talk FF expo. The gang previews the AFC West. World renowned Philbert Doctor joins the group to talk NFL injuries. And Ryan, Allie, and Lou draft best pick up lines

    Fantasy Football Expo preview, AFC South Preview, and Nerdiest Activities Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 64:49


    The crew is joined by Eric Romoff and talk fantasy football expo, the Olympics, and AFC South. The normal gang draft the nerdiest activities! 

    AFC North Preview, Used Car Salesman, Olympic Moment Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 49:57


    Crew discusses some Olympic some drama, Lou's recent camping experience and the AFC North. The guys try to convince Allie to buy a couple older players, and they all draft the best Olympic Moments.

    LIVE BBMV Draft and Camp Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 59:33


    The crew does their lastest BBM V draft and with Louie hitting the woods this weekend for the first time, they draft the best "camp" related things

    Mike Leone joins for Fantasy Scattegories, NFC West Breakdown, and "Embarrassing song" Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 67:43


    Mike Leone of Establish The Run joins the crew. Louie tells inappropiate stories. The gang has some really embarrassing songs on their playlists.

    LIVE BBM V Stream w/ Lou and Ryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 86:46


    The guys draft their latest BBM entry

    Used Car Salesman w/ Bradley Stadler and Beverage Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 66:06


    The gang are joined by Player Profiler's Bradley Stadler to play a little used car salesman. In Everything and Nothing w/ Allie, Bill Belichick and his smoke show girlfriend come up, and the group discusses how it all came together. Ryan has some recent dynasty trades he needs validation for, and we draft our favorite (non alcoholic) beverages. 

    GoBIlls joins Ryan and Lou for SBF14 talk and more

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 93:50


    Sean Stutzman and Nick Constantino join the guys to mock out the first couple rounds of a SFB draft. They break down the NFC north by position and then we draft "Best Rivalries" of all time

    Recent Dynasty Trades, Rookie Scattegories, and Guilty Pleasure Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 78:24


    Look at the title dummies. That's what we talk about. It is fun. You should have fun too. 

    NFL Schedule Release, Veteran Targets, and "Dick Move" Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 74:32


    The crew talks Everything and Nothing with Allie, and Louie has some "Not so Hot" takes. While he spends most of the episode offending his co-hosts, there are still some great conversation about the NFL schedule and Week 17 games to target. Veteran player targets in dynasty also come up. The "Dick Move" draft may be the best draft we've ever done. Come for the Football talk, stay for the shenanigans.

    Rookie ADPs, Tom Brady Roast, and Best Tom Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 55:04


    The gang has a hilarious episode where Lou talks too much per usual, and the group discusses some of the best jokes of the Tom Brady Roast. Lou and Ryan talk rookie ADP and where players are going early in rookie drafts

    Draft Review and First post draft BBMV

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 54:46


    The gang talks the draft fallout and drafts their first BBMV live streamed1 

    NFL Draft Preview w/ Scott Barrett

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 72:00


    Late post but on the podcasts channels. We preview the draft w/ Scott and he discusses his rookie takes and the analytics behind them. Comedian Greg Bauch joins the crew to draft "small wins"

    Stefon Diggs Trade w/ Pat Kerrane and Villian Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 57:37


    Pat joins the crew to talk the big Bills news of the day. The gang drafts their favorite villians

    Free Agency Frenzy and BIG BOARD live draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 83:46


    The crew talks all the FA moves, and Ryan and Lou do a live Big Board draft. And we draft best "Cinderella Stories"

    March Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 72:49


    The team talks Brock Purdys moon shot pictures, Josh Allen's ass, and so much more in Everything and Nothing. The Buffalo Bills made tons of releases today and they give their thoughts on that. Lou and Ryan talk the rookie WR class. Kyle Turner joins for his new segment and then joins the "Irish" draft with the crew

    Big Game Preview w/ Chris Plumer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 77:03


    The gang talks the Big Game, all time greatest half time performances, and they draft the best Big Game Commercials of ALL TIME. Hilarious listen, go vote for who won now!

    Playoff Preview, FFPC Playoff Challenge, Winter Activity Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 74:45


    The Go Bills guys join the crew to discuss the NFL playoffs. They give you the strategy takes in the FFPC playoff challenge and most importantly they draft winter activities! 

    Season Finale Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 81:45


    The gang brings back former co-host Kyle Turner and former guest, comedian Rick Matthews for some laughs. We talk hits and misses, Dez Bryant, and look ahead to the off-season. And Allie gets her NLL championship ring!

    On To The Playoffs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 77:41


    Gang discusses their final regular season portfolios and what the next 3 weeks of excitement looks like. They all decided to drink to start the show, so it goes off the rails per usual and they find themselves talking about the recent Sean McDermott article and drafting internet memes. This episode is a personal favorite of ours. Check it out!

    BBM IV Update ,Dynasty Buy/Sells, Is this a Player?, and Christmas Toy Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 63:15


    Gang talks some BBM4 leaderboard talk as the season gets into its final week. Ryan and Lou assess some dynasty players going forward and of course some hilarity with a few games

    BBM IV Update ,Dynasty Buy/Sells, Is this a Player?, and Christmas Toy Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 63:15


    The gang is joined by another leaderboard member for the regular season prize for BBM4. Lou makes them play another stupid game. We talk some buy/sells in the dynasty game. And who doesn't love a good Christmas Toy Draft

    Dynasty Buys and Sells, Week 13 Preview, and "Ryan Draft"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 69:10


    Whoa, is this dynasty football podcast finally talking dynasty fantasy? YES!! Join a really boring show that has way too much REAL football talk if thats what you're looking for with a really fun "Best Ryan" draft!

    Saturday Night Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 72:50


    A special Saturday night episode with the gang features a superflex rookie redraft, BBM updates, and a Holiday movie draft! 

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