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Welcome to APPLES AND ORANGES! Join Jack and Matthew as they debate the merits of totally disparate topics, such as Blade Runner vs. the state of New York, Marlon Brando vs. Shrimp, and Rick Moranis, also vs. Shrimp. Listen to Matthew and Jack talk about shrimp wherever you listen to podcasts and follow them on instagram @mattandjackcomedy!

Matthew Kutzin and Jack Homesley


    • May 9, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 105 EPISODES


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    106. Olivia Swasey debates Sharks vs. Action Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 56:30


    Actor and comedian Olivia joins us to drink ranch water and eat crickètte. 

    105. Ella Friedman debates Advil vs. Mad Magazine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 52:45


    Friend and comedy writer Ella joins us to keep our blood skinny, our grapes be-pie'd, and our Pa in theaters coming soon. Don't make her drink alone!

    104. HOLY WAR IV: Blood Choke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 48:08


    In the live action reboot of the famous Holy War Saga (you can start with this one) Public Intellectual Alex Richards takes on Pastor David Dobbins to never truly answer the question: are we in the midst of a holy war? This one's a real stitch-up, folx.

    103. Myles Murphy debates Wii Sports Resort vs. Bob Odenkirk

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 64:23


    Sketch comedian extraordinaire Myles joins us on this podcast with many rules to talk about the stinkiest Star Wars characters and pay respect to the Big Bros.

    102. Juliet Kulusic debates Got Milk? vs. Eyes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 53:51


    Friend and actress extraordinaire Juliet joins us to spill the tea on chickens and make baseless claims about the blind. Featuring Jamie the Raisin. S-ne Ra!

    101. Kal Teaux debates 1960's vs. George Lucas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 56:41


    Mr. Dershowitz, please. Kal returns to speak generally. Jack grows in power. Matt grows Wrong.

    100. The Great Hundo Bicker

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 69:59


    Folx we've done it. To celebrate the centurepisode, Harry Minsky moderates Matt and Jack in a great hundo bicker, the winner of which is the Head Hundo for the next hundred episodes! Also most of this episode is a chat podcast. Thanks for listening!

    99. The Insatiable Bird w/ Josh Dittrich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 46:16


    Josh burns bridges and falls for the bird's trick. Catch him on the blood cast how bout da?

    98. Brennan Keeley debates Megalopolis vs. Braille

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 55:37


    In his latest caricature assassination, fiend of the show Brennan Keeley serves up a piping hot bowl of Katy Perry Soup.

    97. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2024 pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 85:32


    In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Nathan Blinn, Joan Flaherty, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, James Donlon and for co-host Jack's hand in marriage... and one of them does! Thanks for listening! 

    96. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2024 pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 63:34


    The Tournament returns! 8 of the fiercest and funniest competitors around, Kit Baxley, Nathan Blinn, Sean Chang, Joan Flaherty, Harry Minsky, Obi O'Brien, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen face off for a chance to win it all! Tune back in next week for the thrilling conclusion! VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

    95. Cabies in the App Store (w/ Ian Reid)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 57:36


    In hot pursuit of potential titles and audible sounds, playwright and extraordinaire Ian Reid joins us to load up a bark or two.

    94. Jon Moskowitz debates Magic Tree House vs. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 59:17


    Enter the Oncelerverse, then, travel through time, with comedian and learning advocate Jon Moskowitz!

    93. Julia Zhen debates Tony Hawk vs. Young Sheldon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 54:53


    Comedienne extraordinaire Julia stops by to do impressions and quote Smiling Friends. She just got a tattoo (it's of Elon Musk).

    92. Sean Chang debates Ikea Catalog vs. Onions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 47:27


    This one's political. With help from Sean, Matt & Jack plan their big D.C. trip. #releaseHunterBidensbirthcertificate #weneedanswers

    91. Scrinkets: A Movies Podcast (w/ Steven Orlofsky)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 62:32


    It's Scrinkets!

    90. Obi O'brien debates Starburst vs. Bonaparte

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 51:43


    LIVE FROM OBI'S DECREPIT APARTMENT, IT'S APPLES AND ORANGES!

    89. Alan Arias & Rose Hanish debate Oranges

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 69:02


    Alan and Rose train for Sochi. Matt needs a sweater and Jack crashes out. 

    88. Nathan Blinn debates Lion Tamer vs. Spotted Lantern Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 54:14


    Submit your assignment below Due Date: 10/5/24 at 11:59 PM Grader: Nathan Blinn

    87. Rahul Telidevara debates Chicken Pox vs. Cod Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 54:41


    In an inverse of last week's snafu, the audio recorder shut off halfway through, for some reason. Rahul returns.

    86. Brian DeLong debates Chameleon vs. MILF Manor

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 50:55


    Friend and comedian Brian came here to kick ass and suck blood, and he's all out of ass… ALSO: A test of visuals!

    85. Susan Cavalcanti and Schune Fu debate Taylor Swift

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 66:31


    Comedians and lovers Schusan befriend Junior in a race against a Big Mac.

    84. The Interstate Phase (w/ James Donlon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 43:29


    Dark-horse reigning champ James returns to isolate the trauma core of a manatee. 

    83. Harry Minsky debates Frogs vs. Hebrew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 42:09


    Friend of the show Harry returns to name islands and house a pope sandwich.

    82. Zac Wurfel debates Wind vs. M&Ms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 49:17


    American patriot Zac joins the question triangle to discuss shit tricks and record an EP.

    81. Skyler Holzman debates Ant Man vs. Grocery Store

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 50:40


    Comedian and gambling addict Skylar gets philosophical with us and we all pitch new fruit. YANNY.

    80. Victoria Chuah debates Shrek 2 vs. Chicken Noodle Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 53:27


    In this episode, multi-hyphenate Victoria joins multi-hyphenates Matt and Jack to put Gam Gam in her place.

    79. Zevia v. Pebis: Dawn of Justice (w/ Debankur Chatterjee)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 54:13


    Debankur is back in person (same as it ever was). And this time, he's not alone. There is a Beast amogus.

    78. Mackenzie Jaquish & Audrey Shapiro debate Lobsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 48:14


    Pretty Funny Comedy's Mackenzie and Audrey are back to take the Try Not To Have A Side Conversation Challenge, Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE. (Ft. Sedley)

    77. Molly Winiarski debates Bohemian Rhapsody vs Worms

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 43:03


    Comedian and, shh, don't tell, Jack's bae Molly returns to play a mini game and try some Ivermectin.

    76. Griffin Hennelly debates 3 Stooges vs. Gangnam Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 43:08


    In this episode, we're joined by comedian and Zoo Lawyer Griffin Hennelly. Can you find The Great Gazoo in the episode art? Winner gets 3 Stooges Coffee.

    75. Evan Crosby debates Donuts vs. Brownie Sundae

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 52:49


    Entrepreneur, writer and friend Evan Crosby joins us in his bedroom. Starring: Poor Jimmy (no polio), Rich Tommy (polio), and Poor Tommy (polio). Too decadent Evan's Startup: User Friendly

    74. Joan Flaherty debates Apple vs. Bill Gates

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 48:52


    74. Joan Flaherty debates Apple vs. Bill Gates Comedian, friend and EMT Joan returns to Apples and Oranges to premiere two new segments as we enter this unprecedented new time. SHOW NOTES: 1. The still-in progress Class Act/With Range Scale 2. Rattlin' Bog 3. As it turns out, when Matt vaguely recalls promo for a Zac Efron movie from the mid-2010s, it isn't We Are Your Friends (2015), it is That Awkward Moment (2014). Here is the clip Matt is describing.

    73. Justin Winston debates Crossbow vs. Blackberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 47:48


    In this historic episode, akin to when television changed to color, or kinda like when it changed to widescreen, Apples and Oranges goes In-Person! Class act with range Justin Winston shepherds us through this strange new time! prod. Justin Winston

    72. Technical Difficulties (w/ Ryan Arrison & Jack Reichert)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 42:09


    In this chaotic start to the new year, veteran Apples and Oranges champ Jack Reichert returns to the show to mislead first-time competitor Ryan Arrison. These two funny fuckers crack wise, await an ad read, and generally fall victim to poor podcast production. Also, Copernicus, if you're reading this, you're fired.

    71. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2023 pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 81:04


    In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Lauren Arnett, Alec Berry, James Donlon, and Carly Kline go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson for co-host Jack's hand in marriage… and one of them does! Thanks for listening and have a happy new year! In 2024, Apples and Oranges will be a movie podcast.

    70. TOURNAMENT OF DEBATE PROWESS 2023 pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 68:21


    In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year's fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack's hand in marriage. Featuring: Aditya Mayya vs. James Donlon, Lauren Arnett vs. Kal Teaux, Big Chobo vs. Alec Barry and Cary Kline vs. Sebastian Martinez. Who will advance for the chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson?

    69. HOLY WAR III: Lully War

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 43:14


    Real Talk with Jack Homesley, Episode 195. Guests: Pastor David Dobbins, Alex Richards.

    68. Big Chobo debates Ozempic vs. Pawn Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 49:30


    Industry titan Big Chobo joins us to promote his forthcoming album and Ben Shapiro. There are also debates and sips.  Live from the Kidney Pool: It's Apples and Oranges!!!

    67. Kal Teaux debates Thumb vs. Nixon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 45:41


    We're joined by pessimistic optimist Kal Teaux. And in this episode, folx, Jack covets Matt's wishing stone...  BUT NOT BEFORE THE TIME SAFE OPENS!

    66. Sebastian Martinez debates Axe vs. Antarctica

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 51:21


    Improv funnyboy Sebastian Martinez joins us to discuss his junior prom and the Planet of the Worms. 

    65. Carly Kline debates Barbie vs. Chicago Bean

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 43:30


    Multi-hyphenate Carly Kline joins us to discuss her new one-man show and Cleopatra's bathing habits. 

    64. Rahul Telidevara debates The Civil War vs. Imagination

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 48:21


    In this episode, Rahul Telidevara gets a job at a craft store while Matt battles the gods.

    63. James Donlon debates Taco Bell vs. Japan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 47:35


    We're joined by comedian James "Golden Voice" Donlon. He premieres his rendition of Happy Birthday for our assistant Copernicus, our intern Taylor, and for all you cats and dogs out there.

    62. Luci Dunham debates Florence Pugh vs. Toblerone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 47:28


    In this chonky episode, we debut our crawnchiest guest yet: Luci Dunham. We go extra chonky this week, delving into crawnchy topics like Luci's debut. Folx, this one's air-blasted with extra crawnchy bits with our guest Luci Dunham making a chonky podcast debut.

    61. Jess Elgene debates Razzies vs. Krabby Patties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 48:02


    Comedian Jess Elgene joins us, Tom Holland, and his friend group. 

    60. Morgan Bramwell debates Ancient Greece vs. Hellbenders

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 49:31


    Morgan Bramwell joins us to discuss moms, pigs, and Jack's origin story.

    59. Colin Paul debates Crack Cocaine vs. Shrek 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 45:57


    Comedian and Lo-fi producer Colin Paul (AKA Crab Attic) must face off against the hosts, his roommate, and the scheming and conniving Lofi Girl. Check out his new EP What Is Going On

    58. Sam Selesnick debates Broccoli vs. AI

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 47:59


    We test Sam Selesnick's fear tolerance with the help of our gross co-hosts Foofy and Spoofy. TW: Leakage 

    57. JD Roberson debates Jingle Bell Rock vs. Mandrill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 45:36


    Reigning champion and Jack's Borat-style “wife” JD Roberson returns to thwamp and dig up childhood trauma. 

    56. Audrey Shapiro debates Disneyland vs. Goodfellas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 47:46


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