Welcome to APPLES AND ORANGES! Join Jack and Matthew as they debate the merits of totally disparate topics, such as Blade Runner vs. the state of New York, Marlon Brando vs. Shrimp, and Rick Moranis, also vs. Shrimp. Listen to Matthew and Jack talk about shrimp wherever you listen to podcasts and follow them on instagram @mattandjackcomedy!
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Actor and comedian Olivia joins us to drink ranch water and eat crickètte.
Friend and comedy writer Ella joins us to keep our blood skinny, our grapes be-pie'd, and our Pa in theaters coming soon. Don't make her drink alone!
In the live action reboot of the famous Holy War Saga (you can start with this one) Public Intellectual Alex Richards takes on Pastor David Dobbins to never truly answer the question: are we in the midst of a holy war? This one's a real stitch-up, folx.
Sketch comedian extraordinaire Myles joins us on this podcast with many rules to talk about the stinkiest Star Wars characters and pay respect to the Big Bros.
Friend and actress extraordinaire Juliet joins us to spill the tea on chickens and make baseless claims about the blind. Featuring Jamie the Raisin. S-ne Ra!
Mr. Dershowitz, please. Kal returns to speak generally. Jack grows in power. Matt grows Wrong.
Folx we've done it. To celebrate the centurepisode, Harry Minsky moderates Matt and Jack in a great hundo bicker, the winner of which is the Head Hundo for the next hundred episodes! Also most of this episode is a chat podcast. Thanks for listening!
Josh burns bridges and falls for the bird's trick. Catch him on the blood cast how bout da?
In his latest caricature assassination, fiend of the show Brennan Keeley serves up a piping hot bowl of Katy Perry Soup.
In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Nathan Blinn, Joan Flaherty, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, James Donlon and for co-host Jack's hand in marriage... and one of them does! Thanks for listening!
The Tournament returns! 8 of the fiercest and funniest competitors around, Kit Baxley, Nathan Blinn, Sean Chang, Joan Flaherty, Harry Minsky, Obi O'Brien, Justin Winston & Julia Zhen face off for a chance to win it all! Tune back in next week for the thrilling conclusion! VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
In hot pursuit of potential titles and audible sounds, playwright and extraordinaire Ian Reid joins us to load up a bark or two.
Enter the Oncelerverse, then, travel through time, with comedian and learning advocate Jon Moskowitz!
Comedienne extraordinaire Julia stops by to do impressions and quote Smiling Friends. She just got a tattoo (it's of Elon Musk).
This one's political. With help from Sean, Matt & Jack plan their big D.C. trip. #releaseHunterBidensbirthcertificate #weneedanswers
LIVE FROM OBI'S DECREPIT APARTMENT, IT'S APPLES AND ORANGES!
Alan and Rose train for Sochi. Matt needs a sweater and Jack crashes out.
Submit your assignment below Due Date: 10/5/24 at 11:59 PM Grader: Nathan Blinn
In an inverse of last week's snafu, the audio recorder shut off halfway through, for some reason. Rahul returns.
Friend and comedian Brian came here to kick ass and suck blood, and he's all out of ass… ALSO: A test of visuals!
Comedians and lovers Schusan befriend Junior in a race against a Big Mac.
Dark-horse reigning champ James returns to isolate the trauma core of a manatee.
Friend of the show Harry returns to name islands and house a pope sandwich.
American patriot Zac joins the question triangle to discuss shit tricks and record an EP.
Comedian and gambling addict Skylar gets philosophical with us and we all pitch new fruit. YANNY.
In this episode, multi-hyphenate Victoria joins multi-hyphenates Matt and Jack to put Gam Gam in her place.
Debankur is back in person (same as it ever was). And this time, he's not alone. There is a Beast amogus.
Pretty Funny Comedy's Mackenzie and Audrey are back to take the Try Not To Have A Side Conversation Challenge, Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE. (Ft. Sedley)
Comedian and, shh, don't tell, Jack's bae Molly returns to play a mini game and try some Ivermectin.
In this episode, we're joined by comedian and Zoo Lawyer Griffin Hennelly. Can you find The Great Gazoo in the episode art? Winner gets 3 Stooges Coffee.
Entrepreneur, writer and friend Evan Crosby joins us in his bedroom. Starring: Poor Jimmy (no polio), Rich Tommy (polio), and Poor Tommy (polio). Too decadent Evan's Startup: User Friendly
74. Joan Flaherty debates Apple vs. Bill Gates Comedian, friend and EMT Joan returns to Apples and Oranges to premiere two new segments as we enter this unprecedented new time. SHOW NOTES: 1. The still-in progress Class Act/With Range Scale 2. Rattlin' Bog 3. As it turns out, when Matt vaguely recalls promo for a Zac Efron movie from the mid-2010s, it isn't We Are Your Friends (2015), it is That Awkward Moment (2014). Here is the clip Matt is describing.
In this historic episode, akin to when television changed to color, or kinda like when it changed to widescreen, Apples and Oranges goes In-Person! Class act with range Justin Winston shepherds us through this strange new time! prod. Justin Winston
In this chaotic start to the new year, veteran Apples and Oranges champ Jack Reichert returns to the show to mislead first-time competitor Ryan Arrison. These two funny fuckers crack wise, await an ad read, and generally fall victim to poor podcast production. Also, Copernicus, if you're reading this, you're fired.
In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Lauren Arnett, Alec Berry, James Donlon, and Carly Kline go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson for co-host Jack's hand in marriage… and one of them does! Thanks for listening and have a happy new year! In 2024, Apples and Oranges will be a movie podcast.
In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year's fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack's hand in marriage. Featuring: Aditya Mayya vs. James Donlon, Lauren Arnett vs. Kal Teaux, Big Chobo vs. Alec Barry and Cary Kline vs. Sebastian Martinez. Who will advance for the chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, JD Roberson?
Real Talk with Jack Homesley, Episode 195. Guests: Pastor David Dobbins, Alex Richards.
Industry titan Big Chobo joins us to promote his forthcoming album and Ben Shapiro. There are also debates and sips. Live from the Kidney Pool: It's Apples and Oranges!!!
We're joined by pessimistic optimist Kal Teaux. And in this episode, folx, Jack covets Matt's wishing stone... BUT NOT BEFORE THE TIME SAFE OPENS!
Improv funnyboy Sebastian Martinez joins us to discuss his junior prom and the Planet of the Worms.
Multi-hyphenate Carly Kline joins us to discuss her new one-man show and Cleopatra's bathing habits.
In this episode, Rahul Telidevara gets a job at a craft store while Matt battles the gods.
We're joined by comedian James "Golden Voice" Donlon. He premieres his rendition of Happy Birthday for our assistant Copernicus, our intern Taylor, and for all you cats and dogs out there.
In this chonky episode, we debut our crawnchiest guest yet: Luci Dunham. We go extra chonky this week, delving into crawnchy topics like Luci's debut. Folx, this one's air-blasted with extra crawnchy bits with our guest Luci Dunham making a chonky podcast debut.
Comedian Jess Elgene joins us, Tom Holland, and his friend group.
Morgan Bramwell joins us to discuss moms, pigs, and Jack's origin story.
Comedian and Lo-fi producer Colin Paul (AKA Crab Attic) must face off against the hosts, his roommate, and the scheming and conniving Lofi Girl. Check out his new EP What Is Going On
We test Sam Selesnick's fear tolerance with the help of our gross co-hosts Foofy and Spoofy. TW: Leakage
Reigning champion and Jack's Borat-style “wife” JD Roberson returns to thwamp and dig up childhood trauma.
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