Atlan's Afterparty

taking a good, hard look at some of the most scrumdiddlyumptious foods on the planet

a 32-entrant tournament to decide which is the weirdest, wackiest, whimsiest, most bestest and ridiculous fandom name

coming up with tv shows based in random places on google maps: surrealist mystery anthology in Schenectady, NY teen sci-fi drama in Minot, ND traditional bar sitcom in Phoenix, MI critically-acclaimed vampire family drama in Newport, RI absurd adult animation in Roswell, NM  

discussing and creating some greatest taglines in CINEMA

where my cinephiles at

the highly anticipated follow-up featuring two of the greatest titans of all-time. In one corner it's Fellatio Fish, the perennial underdog always fighting from the bottom. In the other it's Pip, The Wisecracking Mouse - perhaps the most dominant player in the history of stupid fake survivor. They both came up just short of victory and now they both lead their own tribe with players like Lester McCrinklepuff, Officer Cock N. Balls, The Honorable Judge Benjamin Bananas, and Banjo and Dr Pickles. Who has what it takes to go all the way and claim the kajillion dollar prize? 20 characters, 2 1/2 hours, 1 survivor!

pitching a new reality series about an alpha talking corgi who runs a bar in tennessee - only on TruTV, funny...because it's true :)

there aint no laws when you're drinking claws

classic joey boy antics & a lot of office workers that are way too happy - guy fieri vs gordon ramsay too

it's fan favorites vs newcomers in the ultimate challenge to see who has what it takes to claim the kajillion dollar prize, but first they'll have to battle the elements and each other... without spoiling anything, the simulator gods gave us the most epic showdown we could've possibly asked for (and did!) so buckle up buckaroos for one of the most intense, nerve-racking, and explosive podcasts we've ever done 2.5 hours, 18 characters, 1 survivor!

we answered all the questions jonathan frakes had for us before rounding up some of the all-time best from the now defunct yahoo answers, rip

all the favs have signed up for the ultimate battle to the death on easter island for a chance to win a kajillion dollars and a dinner with Godzilla at pizza factory schick hydro razor not chuck stuart little nacho cheese scrooge mcfuck fat olive garden guy goob the bird that walks in cpr dummy ronnie (who we misremembered as randy) michael with jacket and perhaps most controversially, limu emu wearing a pirate hat   who will win? and how do the others meet their end?

bros being guys being bros being dudes talkin bout nicolas cage match, tiny horses, and beating the shit out of scrooge mcduck

movie monster mayhem - an ultimate bracket to see who is the baddest beast   godzilla vs kong thanos vs anchor arms wizards of waverly place vs “PAWS” t-shirt pacifier cubed vs sprinkler mariachi fish   also a discussion on what kinda music godzilla likes & his friends at the poker table

erica scorches the earth with her Flamin' Hot™ takes, remember only YOU can prevent forest fires

for jaxn's b-day we bring in his fellow "cinephile" noah to compete in an old favorite, movie fights 25:19 - who is the best car from cars? 42:02 - hottest pixar mom 1:00:15 - defend a "bad" film

mostly sharing our best real life larry david moments and one definitely takes the cake

originally an attempt to dive into the mtv vault, we end talking more about how flo has been doing progressive ads since 2008, the hamburglar, the recent rise of hard seltzers, and gordon ramsay - we did watch 1 silent library and travis barker's episode of cribs tho and it has a special appearance from taboo

more 2000s culture stuff as we discuss the recent "framing britney spears" new york times doc on hulu and the history of the #freebritney movement, we then watch the trailer for britney's lead cinematic debut "crossroads" and some of her best music videos starting at about 52 minutes in

taking another stroll down memory lane watching some all-time music videos from the dominant genre of our childhoods included: all the small things - blink 182 thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy i'm just a kid - simple plan the anthem - good charlotte the bad touch - bloodhound gang 1985 - bowling for soup

taking a look back at some iconic 2000s commercials in the aftermath of the super bowl PLUS an interview w the one and only Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus yoshizilla interview 1:21:00

we put each of the songs from the twilight soundtrack in a tier list, most of them pretty high P.S. apologies to yoshizilla-rhedosaurus for not being able to connect for our interview during the stream, missed a couple messages in my email - hope to chat with them soon!

*PODCAST UPDATE* stoked to announce some news about the show i've been working on for a minute: atlan's afterparty is now a weekly livestream! shows will be every friday nite @ 9:30p EST on the YouTube channel the audio of the stream will release as a podcast every monday check out highlights of each stream on the YouTube channel and on the show's instagram @atlansafterparty & twitter @lanrushhassard w that said this was an especially fun episode reading the work of legendary author Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus on fanfiction.net, plz enjoy!  

hard & fast news returns as erica & jaxn both finally come on the same show to discuss an r/TIFU story "Today I managed to broadcast my partners orgasm" as well as two vice articles, "Sex Robots Should Target the Elderly and the Disabled, Experts Say" and "I Sting Myself With Bees 3 Times a Week"

our friend jack joins the afterparty for the first time, bringing w him a ragtag cast of crazy characters ready to battle the elements and each other: 39 days, 18 people, 1 survivor!

chatting w my friend jaime (aka @cucumbercosplay) about her experience w conventions, costumes, creepy dudes and anime recommendations for someone w limited experience

jaxn & atlan talk about billie eilish's assistants, the enormous chicken soup for the soul book series, the guy who voices cinnamon in the apple jacks commercials, the best defunct movie studio of all time, and jason derulo 

tis the season for another holiday special! erica & it talk xmas traditions/favorites then do a quick christmas movie tier list at 38:52 and wrap up w name that holiday edition of name that tune at 44:18

a "long awaited" sequel to a classic atlan & jackson episode watching the wildest asmr on the web, we drop that & just start talking about dogs at 42:11

jackson and atlan flirt w aspiring pedos on the world's worst random chat site, starting at 50:33 

an experimental solo episode, it goes a lot of places but a big thing is recounting all the shenanigans that ensued on my cross-country bike trip

original atlan hassard show co-host and current progressive field representative noah smith runs thru the key states to make predictions on who will win the presidency and the senate 1:05:00 - the funniest republican candidate ads of the 2020 election

mostly just me & jaxn making fun of all the things in porn we've come to know & love

its a battle of the beasts - erica & i pit 16 monsters/urban legends against each other to find the most alpha of them all round 1: dracula vs wolfman loch ness monster vs kraken bigfoot vs yeti jersey devil vs chupacabra slenderman vs sirenhead roswell ufo vs phoenix lights skinwalkers vs bloody mary polybius vs killswitch

discussing some of the zaniest, strangiest, hair-brainiest conspiracy theories w jackson

erica & i get into the hallow's eve spirit 00:00 - erica's encounters w the supernatural 20:28 - answering various halloween questions 1:05:16 - a bot-written horror story from r/nosleep 1:20:04 - halloween honeymoon game

jackson and i make up stupid characters then see how they do in a hunger games simulator

my gf & i use a computer to talk to each other

slide into the dm's helps decide the matchups between 8 classic and 8 contemporary psychedelic bands to help crown 1 true champion... bracket challenge starting rounds: the beatles vs the zombies grateful dead vs love jimi hendrix vs 13th floor elevators the doors vs pink floyd tame impala vs pond king gizzard & the lizard wizard vs ty segall the flaming lips vs mgmt thee oh sees vs psychedelic porn crumpets

A classic jaxonator episode where we get into how boomers never close their apps, sitting on ur balls, guys that still look like fred durst, shit tier streaming services, and the jonas brothers

i make my gf answer stupid questions cool updates: podcast is now video! check out the atlan's afterparty youtube channel to get a visual the podcast also now has its own instagram and twitter where highlight clips will be posted! @atlanafterparty

Mr. DP joins the party for a live commentary and criticism to the South Park episode "Smug Alert," including a discussion on the political/cultural landscape of the time and how it evolved to now. Also how often we get high and jerk off.

discussion includes, but not limited to: chewy bubbles shooting into your mouth, how teachers use technology, best AYSO soccer game snacks, school lunches and the ladies that serve them.

jackson joins the afterparty again to talk snacks: weird flavors, rules for sharing, commercials, etc. christian metal, taking baths, 90s kids movies, and deal or no deal are also covered.

talkin bout the person at your job that everybody shits on, also off-brand cereals, the best sandwiches, obsessiveness, and learning to be more vulnerable. 

what if u had 300 mil to make a movie but it had to bomb? should old ppl have to take a special driving test to keep their license? what if u could spend whatever money u wanted but samuel l jackson would appear every time u did? what's the most believable conspiracy theory? and what's the best thing about the universe?   These are just some of the questions jaxn & atlan dive into after probing reddit for interesting discussion points - guardian angels, cinephile porn, and getting told to shut the fuck up in a movie theater also show up at some point   plz subscribe, rate/review, and follow @theatlanhassard

disclaimer: it's a tragedy whenever anyone dies, we don't want anyone to pass away - but everyone has to go at some point jaxn and atlan each compile a team of the celebs over 80 most likely to leave earth before the new decade   plz subscribe, rate/review, and follow @theatlanhassard

hard & fast news: 3:30 let's talk about sex: people reveal the strangest things that have gotten them to cum 21:17 cross-faded: the stats are in for all the weed bought legally in 2018, we go through the most interesting finds 31:04 weird science: sex robots could potentially murder you 42:42 what the flying shit? macaulay culkin has changed his middle and it's pretty good 48:29 lit af: awesome dude goes to stranger's bachelor party he was accidentally invited to 58:27 lightning round plz subscribe, rate/review, and follow @theatlanhassard

jacks-on, jacks-off: we predict all the shit probs getting nommed for the coveted movie trophy - in style

jacks-on, jacks-off: we go thru all of creed's best moments - the office character, maybe we'll do the band another time

jacks-on, jacks-off: new segment where jackson and atlan go balls deep discovering all the need-to-know info about internet sensation asmr 0:00 - introduction to asmr 8:14 - asmr roleplay: voldemort and the joker 15:17 - off-topic: ya novels, captain crunch, car dealerships, and cash cab 25:03 - mukbang and asmr crunching 27:49 - sexy and erotic asmr 32:48 - asmr ear eating, chewing, and nibbling 38:08 - asm all-star - ephemeral rift