BALLS

One of the lesser talked about Super Bowl ads...A sneak peek at the ill-fated series finale of BALLS, master of which we lost in a fire.EDGIE-- featuring NICK SANCHEZ and ANDY MANOLO.BALLS: THE FINAL DROP, COMING SOON.

Season Two stretches out even further with tonight's 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL-- wherein Tim, with the murder investigation perpetually withering, gets candid with the fellas at a Noot Vistas Halloween party about working on a new standup special. Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with special guest Mike Cava as DETECTIVE DICKIE ATWILL and a cameo by Kelsey Volk as Q'ELLEN. COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL-- the #11, a SPECIAL BALL!!!! The season two finale, PENULTIMATE BALL, coming soon!!!!

Ever wonder what BALLS sounds like pre-post-production? To celebrate the writers' strike (haha), here's a RAW BALL, totally unvarnished, wherein we revisit the Noot Vistas Get-Together from Episode 2.2... Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky with Kelsey Volk and special guests JON BEECROFT, VIN BRUE, JOE WEBER, ROB ADIE and HEATHER LOWRY. Hey, this Ball is uncooked! Haha. Shoutout Vino, Benny and Gerault.

Travel back in time to 2045 in tonight's 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL... Join Ally Boy on a jog thru his trials and tribulations working drive-thru duty at BALLS on ROUTE 37, TR-NJ. Brought to you by CHOCK FULL OF... CHESTNUTS. Featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK and special guests DAMIAN RUCCI, KELLSIE CARA JONES, ROBERT CABELL and MIKE CAVA. THE PARTY IS AT YOUR HOUSE, BUT THE BALL IS IN YOUR MOUTH, SO... COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! SPECIAL BALL... COMING SOON. ALL GLORY AND PRAISE DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.

Season Two of BALLS rolls along with tonight's Episode 2.9 -- MIC BALL. After scoring a lead potentially tying Michael Ball's murder to organized crime, the Boyz pull up on Rickshaw Rick's open mic, hoping to keep Uncle MO-- as in, momentum-- alive at Bucky's Den, a local spot for brews and sometimes laughs. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Damian Rucci as RICKSHAW RICK and Mike Cava as CRAIG KILT and "ZETTA MARU"; plus a special guest cameo by Robert Cabell as BOB, a young caller. MIC BALL also features "Tale of the Phantom Shitter", written and performed by Damian Rucci as Rickshaw Rick. Keep an eye out next week for DRIVE-THRU BALL, but for now, and as always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! All praise and thanks due to ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.

Tonight is the conclusion of BALLS 2.8, the two-part SEASONAL BALL. Join the REVELS as a mini Anka family dinner pulls up on Noot Vistas, where a tempest may or may not be brewing... FEATURING THE VOICES OF TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and KELSEY VOLK with special guests KELLSIE CARA JONES as Deenie Anka and ROBERT CABELL as Bubby and a cameo by HEATHER LOWRY as Amy. ALL PRAISE DUE TO THE GOD HEAD, ANCHOR. COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! NEW COMBOS COMING SOON.

Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk. Guest starring Kellsie Cara Jones as DEENIE ANKA and Robert Cabell as BUBBY, with Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO. OFFICIAL INTRO BY Q.. AMERIGO ROUND ambience partially recorded at Four Star Chinese Buffet in TR-NJ by Q.. As always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! SEASONAL BALL, PART TWO: REVELS is COMING SOON!

After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru. FEATURING Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY of Ally Boy Jokes & Shit. OFFICIAL BALLS INTRO by Q. COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL! And be on the look out for a SEASONAL BALL... COMING SOON. As always, praise and thanks due to ANCHOR THA GODHEAD.

CARL IN THE MORNING. SHOUTOUTS INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO: DUE BACK (ISLAND HEIGHTS) JASPER SPINE INSTITUTE (BORDERLINE TR/BRICK) DREAM SECTION. JORDAN PETERSON AND CARL JUNG. LEONA ON THE FADE. THANKS, ANCHOR.

ANOTHER MINI BALL... The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes... FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE. COME HAVE A MINI BALL. MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL.

A MINI-MID BALL -- MEDIUM RARE. Bert doesn't care about us. Tim's Two Circles. Yelp Reviews. Art Exhibits. Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Rob Adie as BERT. INTRO BY Q. over beat via pioneer and legend LL COOL J and ERIC SERMON. BALLS IS NOT SPONSORED BY DJ AKADEMICS. BALLS RESPECTS THE OG'S. COME HAVE A MEDIUM BALL...

A MINI BALL Alpha Fie Beta or some shit. Kamm's not coming back. A picture display at Battaglia's-on-Nine. Featuring Joseph "Joey B." Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and AL JOLSON.

A MINI BALL... AGAIN. Public bondage and ski trips. Holding hands with family. Peanut allergies and Benny Blatt. NOT BROUGHT TO YOU BY {hello fresh} Featuring TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and HEATHER LOWRY.

A MINI BALL AGAIN... Tim sucks. Tim's a Big Boy. Q'Ellen's obsessed with the last century. Ally Boy's got puffy nipples. A SEQUEL? Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Al Jolson and Kelsey Volk; with Heather Lowry as AMY and Rob Adie as BERT. Mini Balls on the Side-- DIP OF THE DAY IS YOUR CHOICE.

A MINI BALL The Poop of Greenwich Village. Lew Holton. LIL MOORE PINO. FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and ROB ADIE. With special guest stars VIN BRUE and AL JOLSON.

And, now, the gaudy, garrish, much-delayed sequel to Episode 2.6 -- ROAST BALL, PART TWO, wherein we examine friendship, the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass, and Will Friedle's racism. CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL! With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk. ALL THANX DUE TO ANCHOR THA GODHEAD. BALLS 2.7 -- MONO BALL -- coming soon!

Shit hits the fan in tonight's ROAST BALL, PART ONE: Trying to escape campus in time for QT with Amy, Tim runs into not-his-boss Truman Chipotle, who's holding bottles while roaming Harding Annex after hours. A heart-to-heart ensues, delaying Tim so long Amy pursues him in a murderous rage... to Nootropical Vistas, where a potential new friendship awaits. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Heather Lowry. COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL! And stay tuned for the conclusion of ROAST BALL, coming SOON! All Praise Thanx and Oblation due to ANCHOR, THA GODHEAD.

Season Two moves on with 2.5 -- STALE BALL-- wherein the BOYZ visit KAMM on death's door, potentially; they sit down for a semi-heated interview with GRAEME BLUNT, director of cult classic BALL OR NOTHING (2032), with whom Tenacious Tim apparently has a bone to pick. COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Joe Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and MIKE CAVA as GRAEME BLUNT. Special guest Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO. ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO ANCHOR THA GOD HEAD. See you next time for a ROAST BALL!!!!

BALLS season two returns tonight with LITTLE/MOORE BALL-- wherein dilemmas abound: Amy's canceled on Fuck Nite and Q'Ellen won't let Ally Boy smash; of course, this all sets the stage for Olly's new stage play LITTLE & MOORE, auditions for which he's holding in the Noot Vistas Day Room with BERT coming through to read for the role of the FAT SLOB. As always, COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk, with HEATHER LOWRY as Amy and ROBERT ADIE as BERT BRIGHAM. ALL PRAISE AND THANX DUE TO THE GOD HEAD ANCHOR... BALLS 2.5 -- STALE BALL -- COMING SOON!

Drama erupts at BALLS HQ in 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- when Detective Redoni turns up on The Sloop Jon Bee Show to discuss reopening the Ball murder case with his old colleague Detective Coles. Ally Boy questions Tim's methods of investigation with Ball's high school basketball teammates like Paulie Pistols; Tim, likewise, questions Ally's approach with interviews like Noreen Lavin, who shares a candid perspective on Ball's transition from rags to riches. Will Sloop Jon Bee crack the case before Our Dear Boyz? To quote the great Dr. Steven Streit-- INQUIRE WITHIN... And as always Come, Come, Come... HAVE A BALL! Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Jon Beecroft, Angelo Gingerelli, Joe Weber and Kelsey Volk as NOREEN LAVIN; and a special guest appearance by Vin Brue. OFFICIAL BALL INTRO by Q.. EARL SNAKES JINGLE by BRUE. We'll see YOU for BALLS 2.4 -- LITTLE/MOORE BALL on Thursday June 9... All Praise and Thanx Due to the God Head ANCHOR.

The show goes on with tonight's TEST BALL, TOO-- potentially an interseasonal sequel, but what's in a name? Formerly NEW BALL, this serving finds Q'Ellen appeasing the fellas-- go figure-- with testosterone test kits to send away via the post-- all in time, no less, to host the quarterly Noot Vistas Get-Together. Are you a West Side ride or die type? Or are you on some East Coast shit? Sit back and let this serving of TEST BALL, TOO decide for you! As always, COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL! "Tonight's shit is East Meets West, no trinkets." -- Lou Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk, with Rob Adie as BERT, Vin Brue as VINO, Jon Beecroft as BENNY and Joe Weber as GERAULT. ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO THA GOD HEAD ANCHOR. EPISODE 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- COMING SOON!

BALLS returns for its second season with Episode 2.1 -- FRESH BALL -- wherein our resident Tenacious Tim Anka and his new cohost Ally Boy are heating up the trail on the Michael Ball murder, looking like a potential Tag Team of the Century, when budding romances rear their ugly head. The Boyz talk to Wooty Stallone, developer of the i-Ball kiosk app, which sent the franchise's numbers skyrocketing after the Founder's death in 2027; Wooty provides insight into Ball's business philosophy and divulges on his failed friendship with tech partner Morty Pinchin. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry, Kelsey Volk and Vin Brue as WOOTY STALLONE; with special guest cameos by Jon Beecroft and Gary McLain as MORTY PINCHIN. EARL SNAKES JINGLE by VIN BRUE. BALLS OFFICIAL INTRO by KELSEY Q.. BALLS is a Kearny Commission Production... COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL! All praise and thanks due to Tha God Head ANCHOR.

BALLS -- SEASON TWO -- COMING SOON. ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.

This is B-2 BALL-- AKA BUS BALL, TOO-- abandoned as the second half of the audio cinema B2SB by executive order given its structural resemblance to official Season One episodes, it's a slice of Bonus Ball that delves deeper into bus theories, TRPD futility, and introduces in toto Noot Vistas' newest resident, PINO TORRIO. With host TIM RAGER as Tim Anka, special guest hosts JON BEECROFT and JOE WEBER (Sloop and Coles), and featuring KELSEY VOLK as Clopsy Buckets and DAN CAPRIO as Joe Grille; with special guest appearances by ALEX DELESKY, ROMAN POLANSKI, VIN BRUE, ELEAZAR GUZMAN and MAD LEE (as Angry Augie, who was certainly NOT playing KOKOMO). All thanks and praise due to THA GOD HEAD, the ANCHOR APP-- all oblation due to ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD. Season Two is fast approaching-- for now, come... HAVE A BONUS BALL!

As Carl's uncle always said, "You never chase a horse in the snow-- especially a Clydesdale!" Although we, like Carl, aren't totally sure what that means, don't let it stop you from spinning this experimental bonus episode, SPEED BALL, to celebrate our seasonal hiatus soon coming to an end. Twists, turns, REVELATIONS-- all this and more on fountain tap for Season Two... but there might be a couple dollops of intrigue inside this Bonus Ball, to boot! So come, come, come... HAVE A BALL! All thanks due to The God Head, Anchor, and of course... THE BOSS! Don't look like a fool, boy-- give this episode a whirl!

Curious if Carl's telling the truth about this dressing down he's received over a haunted hay ride with the Noot Vistas Gang? Well, you'll get the whole scoop on ADLIBS with ALEX DELESKY NETWORK's newest, hottest podcast ALLY BOY JOKES AND SHIT in 2045-- for now, perhaps you won't mind going back in time to an abandoned episode from Season One? Just to celebrate Halloween, perhaps we can take a dip into the old well and find a missing piece from seasons hence? Happy Halloween! Come, come, come... HAVE A BALL! A flashback BALL! Season Two, coming soon-- all praise due to the GOD HEAD... ANCHOR!

Go forward to go back with the intermission of the audio cinema B2SB... an appetizer before the conclusion, B2SB (II), which is coming soon... For now, enjoy a bite of INNER MISSION. Featuring the Mob and a soundtrack with shades of Southard School in the 1990s. All thanks due to Tha God Head, ANCHOR.

B2SB is an audio film in two parts, closely linked to the audio sitcom currently known as BALLS, which has one season streaming currently and the second season on its heels, tentatively scheduled to drop on October 28 to coincide with the three-year anniversary of Balls on the Promenade, the original location in Silver Town, TR-NJ. B2SB is in some ways an extended trailer into Season Two. Did Redoni and Grille butcher the Ball case? Has Olly's current nootropic stack made him a liability for his role in The Candy Store? Who did you vote for in 2032? Will Sloop Jon Bee and newly retired Dan Coles (JOE WEBER) solve the case before Tim and Ally Boy? Dribble on down, grab your cup of honey mustard or marinara-- and take a dip into this mega-sized Ball with us... Featuring Tim Rager, Kelsey Volk, Alex Delesky, Liam Wolfe, Daniel Caprio, Jon Beecroft & Joe Weber (with cameo by Criss Madd Jr. at Shared Universe Podcastudio); and special guest appearances by Vin Brue as Dame Wright and Rob Adie as Bert.

REQUIEM BALL -- AKA "MISSING BALL" -- brings back the gang in the wake of the End to answer a few if not many questions-- does Carl flush the toilet? Does Detective Grille ever get a chance to eat? Will Kamm leave his room and, I don't fucking know, be in the show? Click PLAY and find out! Featuring TIM RAGER, KELSEY VOLK, ALEX DELESKY, LIAM WOLFE, and DAN CAPRIO. "Maybe it's season one scraps sequenced together by a stoned idiot-- or maybe it's a Ball-de-Force." -- Angelo Gingerelli Tonight's episode brought to you by CARLOU MANAGEMENT on behalf of CARLOU ENTERPRISES, creator of the PUBIC DE-THATCHER! CAL, YA THERE???? The sesaon's over; summer's playing with dogs in a daze; and one more time before school... COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL!

Drama erupts on the BALLS finale, LAST BALL, PART TWO-- formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW)-- when Tenacious Tim chooses ALLY BOY's latest hosting gig for his comeback mic; DEANNA PUNSH and MORTY PINCHIN give glimpses of a more private Michael Ball; SLOOP BEE returns to say fuck JOE GRILLE, in case you weren't sure where he stood. One last time, y'all, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! Featuring ALEX DELESKY, ERIN WOHLBERG, GARY MCLAIN, KELSEY VOLK, with JON BEECROFT and DAN CAPRIO and TIM RAGER as our gracious host Tim Anka. See you for SUMMER READING-- coming soon-- and Season Two beyond, friends and proud citizens of BALL VALE! IN LOVING MEMORY OF DOMINIC CHARLES CISNEROS, kook out in the woods.

Hankering for some Anka? Well, here is a Bonus Ball! Join Tim and the gang as they break down potentially rigged elections past; the life and times of innovate male porn stars like Chuck Bukkake; and Carlito's alleged career as a failed stage act, among udder dings. Sequel to STAND UP AND BALL, tonight's episode is one last supplemental oblation to Tha God Head before the first season cycle concludes Sunday with the grand finale LAST BALL, PART TWO. As always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! Featuring Tim Rager, Kelsey Volk, Alex Delesky, Vin Brue and Al Pacino. SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO UGLY PANCAKE PRODUCTIONS and BATTLE RIVER BREWING not far from the Promenade in the Greater TR-NJ-- without you, Carlito's archival comedy footage never woulda even had a chance to resurface during the Pentagon Revival Dump in 2045-- it's friends like y'all that gets us through cursed years such as 2032! Angelo! Joey B.! A salud, Commandatoris!

BALLS 1.12 -- LAST BALL, PART ONE -- AKA "BENDER BALL", formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW), sees a return to normalcy, but not peace-- a tempest brews as Tim reclaims his pod equipment at Noot Vistas and discovers his rivalry with Ally Boy burns hotter than ever-- hotter than July, even, so it's no wonder Anka's so far adrift after his most recent bender, vowing to hit the stage like it's 2029, acknowledging his shortcomings as a broadcaster while traveling back in time with Cynthia Kagney to the Balls Crazy-8's Anniversary Festival of 2026, right dare on the Promenade in TR-NJ. Featuring KELSEY VOLK, ALEX DELESKY, VIN BRUE, BOB VILLA, with gracious host TIM RAGER as Tenacious Tim Anka. Come, come, come... HAVE A BALL! And have one more next week with the dramatic conclusion of BALLS SEASON ONE!

With our dear ANKA set adrift on a peerless bender, a bender without rival, you might say, his forever-hot mics have picked up on something brewing over at Noot Vistas-- an original play called THE CANDY STORE, for one, as the gang readies themselves for the Pentagon Revival Dump coming ashore sooner rather than later... Introducing CLOPSY'S CORNER with KELSEY VOLK as CLOPSY BUCKETS. The BALLS official finale "LAST BALL (FOR NOW)" drops next Sunday. Stay tuned and as always... COME HAVE A BALL!

Did you hear, proud citizens of Ball Vale? Word came down from the Topps-- they're distending Balls to include an extra episode, making this week's installment, OT BALL, the official penultimate jawn of Season One, wherein our gracious, Tenacious T-Bone Anka turns out to be a DRIFTIN' ANKA when an excursion to play the ponies with the Noot Vistas gang goes slightly askew, just as the world at large does the same with the breaking news that Pentagon Revivalists plan to release a horde of audio buried since the Grid Scare of 2032-- what will our gracious host do if his canned Netflix special hits the airways again? Can he get his act together to spite his ego while the great ALLY BOY is aggressively seeking his throne? Come find out and maybe even... COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Kelsey Volk as Q'Ellen. Music by Adrian Belew, Culture Club, and a sound collage by the Mad One, MAD LEE of Pink Frog, legends of CBGB's South in the 1980s. I can smell the cronut grease from here! The season finale begins next Sunday, same time, same place! God Bless America!

Everybody seems to have BARS for our gracious host, the Tenacious TIM ANKA: there are justified beefs like Lou, plus Carlito standing by his Boy-- but Dame Wright coming out of the blue? Even Tim's invisible best friend MR. MOTORCYCLE emerges via the woodwork with a few choice words for Terrible T.A! Guest appearances by Angelo Gingerelli, Jon Beecroft, among udders-- with Alex Delesky, Gary McLain and Kelsey Volk on strums. COME HAVE A BONUS BALL! And stay on the LOOK-OUT for the two-part suite, LAST BALL (FOR NOW), a season finale for the AGES, always under the AEGIS... BALLS! Sponsored by The Kearny Commission and in the God Head ANCHOR's Name we Pray: Come, come, come... HAVE A BALL!

BALLS returns this week with the penultimate episode, 1.10 -- CYN BALL -- wherein the gracious, Tenacious Tim Anka visits CYNTHIA KAGNEY, hoping for a sloppy knob job and getting comeuppance in the form of the great ALLY BOY instead; SLOOP JON BIZZLE returns to tell Tim about his new book HE SHOULD FRY, TOO; Tim the Terrible reflects upon his ego and intentions while ignoring his inbox. Featuring Kelsey Volk as CYNTHIA KAGNEY, Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY, and Jon Beecroft as SLOOP JON B., with Tim Rager as gracious host TIM ANKA, and introducing Gary McLain as MORTIMER PINCHIN. CYN BALL features two versions of an original song, "350 An Hour", written and performed by Kelsey Volk and produced by CHILL SMITH at CHILLVILLE STUDIOS. Guest appearances by LIAM WOLFE and MAD LEE. COME HAVE A BALL next week-- the LAST BALL... for now! The 90-minute finale will feature ERIN WOHLBERG, HEATHER LOWRY, VIN BRUE and a horde of surprise guests. The party is at your house, but the Ball is in your mouth-- come, come, come... HAVE A BALL!

STAND UP AND BALL -- a bonus episodes for anybody looking to swing back by before 11:00 to grab some second servings. Featuring virtually the whole gang and not influenced in the least by Angelo Gingerelli's new book. In loving memory of Father Williams-- I don't know if you are dead yet and do not care. -- Michael, a child but not to you, Fodder: I only gave you the benefit of the doubt because Miss LiPari respected you and I was in love with her. Featuring special guests JAMES BALDWIN, LIZA MINNELLI, MAD LEE, STEVIE WONDER, and more! Not for nothing, but bonus episodes don't need to come second-- why give it a Silver medal? Give it a listen! COME HAVE A BONUS BALL!

Formerly "DARK BALL", BALLS 1.9 -- BERT BALL introduces PASTOR BERT (Rob Adie), a Noot Vistas hopeful tied to the dark past of the residents there; DILLON PICCOLLINI (Liam Wolfe), manager at Balls on the Promenade in 2027, discusses his angst toward Detective Joe Grille in the wake of the shooting-- he'll get more in-depth in 1.10 -- DP BALL, which will also feature the return of SLOOP JON BEE, meeting up with Tim to promote his new book HE SHOULD FRY, TOO. COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring ROB ADIE, LIAM WOLFE, KELSEY VOLK, ALEX DELESKY, with your gracious host Tim ANKA (TIM RAGER of TIME TO TEACH TIM) and guest appearances by JON BEECROFT and DAPPER DAN CAPRIO.

BALLS 1.8 -- BANG BUS BALL -- AKA "TEST DREAM BALL" -- follow Tim as he talks to a retired porn goddess; hold Tim's hand as he recounts childhood trauma; hear King Ally Boy of ALLY BOY JOKES and SHIT break down how Hollywood murdered Stan Kubrick in cold blood-- COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring DEANA KOBE as ILEANA "ICY TWAT" IRIZARRY; KELSEY RYAN VOLK as CYNTHIA KAGNEY; ALEX DELESKY as KING ALLY BOY, with TIM RAGER as our gracious host TIM ANKA. COME HAVE ANOTHER BALL NEXT WEEK, SAME TIME, WITH 1.9. INTRO BY Q.-4-THE COMMISH Appearances by Dame Wright and Ben Foster.

Where did Timmy go? Officially introducing ALLY BOY (Alex Delesky)-- he's got a few choice words for Tim Anka and the cold case Ball investigation, as well as some intriguing 411-- is there really two hours of leaked FBI footage of the Ball family divulging all the man's vices and secrets in 2025? Find out as the first season cycle continues every Sunday... COME HAVE A BALL! Special guest host ALLY BOY of ALLY BOY JOKES AND SHIT, along with the ever-gracious TIM ANKA-- guest cameos by Jordan Manglona, Eleazar Guzman, Jon Beecroft, Matt Rivera, Dan Caprio and more! BALLS 1.8 -- BANG BUS BALL -- streams next Sunday!

Formerly WELCOME TO NITE BALL, tonight's Mother's Day edition of BALLS is 1.6 -- BUS BALL/WELCOME TO BALL VALE-- wherein, proud and un-proud citizens, TIM ANKA the KID tracks down Ally Boy's writing partner JAY BEE ARTHUR; heeding the wise words of SLOOP JON BEE and the sagacious DETECTIVE REDONI, Type-A-TimBo finally follows the bus lead, chopping it up in Long Branch with the DIM DEN FUNK MOBB-- anything, citizens proud and ashamed alike, to avoid the Chair of Pop Culture Studies at Dimdon University, the ever-humble TRUMAN CHIPOTLE. COME HAVE BALL! BALLS 1.6 features TADPOLE TRIPLETT, JORDAN MANGLONA, VIN BRUE, MAD LEE AND PAT from Our Beloved B., along with guest cameos by PRINCE, GEORGE CLINTON, ANGELO GINGERELLI, LIZA MINNELLI, ELEAZAR GUZMAN, JON BEECROFT and of course with gracious host Tim Rager as TIM ANKA. Official Commish Intro by Q. for the KEARNY COMMISSION. See you next week for another BALL! Additional recording by Tim Rager for DON'T STALL STREAM BALLS PRODUCTIONS.

Happy Cinco de Mayo from all of us here at BALLS! Please enjoy some chili Balls with guac on the side to celebrate with us-- pop a Corona for Carlito Callanini and follow Tim as he reexamines some key points that will weigh heavily on the much anticipated Season Cycle One finale LAST BALL (FOR NOW)-- featuring VIN BRUE, KELSEY VOLK, RICH DWECK, DAN CAPRIO, ANGELO GINGERELLI, with TIM RAGER as TIM ANKA. COME HAVE A CORONITA BALL! Recorded in part live at our Beloved Brighton Bar. No apologies to Billy Joel. -- Dame Wright BALLAD OF DAME recorded at BRUE STEW ANONYMOUS. NEW EPISODE "BUS BALL" streams on SUNDAY NIGHT.

BALLS 1.5 -- STEAL BALL AKA "CLAP BALL" and formerly "STOLE BALL"-- Tendentious TIM ANKA gets his big break gaining access to Michael Ball's father-in-law KAMM CLAPHAM; Q'ELLEN divulges some internal unrest at Noot Vistas; like a small bolt of bald lightning, DETECTIVE REDONI reaches out to make good on previously snubbing our gracious host, TIM ANKA THE KIDD. Featuring KELSEY VOLK, JOE BORZOTTA, ANGELO GINGERELLI and TIM RAGER as Tim Anka; with special guest cameos by RICH DWECK, ELEAZAR GUZMAN, RYAN BARRY and BOB VILLA (featured on PAWN BALL next Sunday with DEANA KOBE as Ileana "Icy Twat" Irizarry); also featuring an original "Me & My Cousins" promo by Angelo "Garibaldi" Gingerelli and VIN BRUE as DAME WRIGHT, promoting his new audio chapbook YA DAME WRIGHT: WISDOM BY A JERSEY SHORE TROUBADEUR. COME HAVE A BALL!

To spite Dave Hogg or not is with the wind, but Tim fires a gun for the first time; he chases his most compelling lead yet, visiting TOMMY JUNIOR (Sean Villa), who appears to be Michael Ball's illegitimate son-- unless of course Tim's new friend AMY TUBARRO (Heather Lowry) is sending him on a wild goose chase...... with gracious host TIM ANKA. Recorded in part at SHARED UNIVERSE studio in Eatontown. Thank you Ming and especially Chris for all his passion and encouragement in the recording sessions. COME HAVE A BALL! And next week come have another with CLAP BALL, featuring Joe Borzotta and Bob Villa, with Angelo Gingerelli returning as DETECTIVE REDONI.

Do you prefer super-sized BALLS or mini sizes-- fun-sized, even-- haha! A reel of the gang just goofing around. Just Tim Anka and all his new friends! Check out the first three episodes streaming now and join us again this Sunday night at the usual time for BALLS 1.4 -- "JUNIOR BALL"-- thank you early fans for your support in our artistic pursuits here!

BALLS 1.3 -- CAMP BALL -- AKA "TEST SHOT BALL" Tim visits Michael Ball's closest known business partner DEAN CAMPANELLA; social justice vlogger D.D. MARONE reflects upon controversies past; Dame Wright lets Anka know just who in the fuck he is-- come have a BALL! BALLS 1.3, featuring Kevin Interdonato, Ryan Barry and Vin Brue, with host TIM ANKA and guest starring MING CHEN. Portions of this episode were recorded at SHARED UNIVERSE in Eatontown-- many thanks to MING CHEN and engineer CHRIS for helping us with tonight's installment.

Tim consults the phones following the TEST BALL premiere; he visits Nootropical Vistas and makes new friends; after a mic, Tim hits Balls on the Promenade, as many a disillusioned comic will inevitably do. Featuring Waldo Maldo, Kelsey Volk, Diane Lee, Alex Delesky and Tim Rager as host Tim Anka. Balls Season One continues next Sunday, 4/18!

It's 2045 and failed standup comic TIM ANKA is prying open a decades-old cold case murder-- the mysterious death of restauranteur Michael Ball, who went down in a hail of gunfire behind his original BALLS location in July 2027. Tim tangles with retired detectives; Tim tussles with YouTube sleuths; he even digs up a deep-fried relic out in the woods of Monmouth County... The party is at your house, but the ball is in your mouth-- come have a BALL!