Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are doing this and no-one can stop them. This is a podcast for no cowards.
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However, there may be some aspects of this podcast that could be seen as drawbacks for certain listeners. The humor can be quite irreverent and offensive at times, which may not be everyone's cup of tea. Some people might find it challenging to handle the red-hot world observations presented by Demi and Tom or have their worldview challenged by the serious issues discussed on the show. It's important for potential listeners to be aware of these elements before diving in.
In conclusion, The bigsofttitty.png podcast is an absolute gem that deserves all the praise it receives. With its unparalleled hilarity and creative humor, Demi Lardner and Tom Walker have created something truly special. Whether it's distracting your brain during long stretches of time or providing much-needed entertainment during quarantine, this podcast is sure to keep you laughing. I highly recommend giving it a listen, but be prepared for its unbridled and unapologetic comedic style. It truly is a one-of-a-kind show that will leave you craving more.
Check out the patreon for more eps and no ads!The profane and the divine live alongside each other, they feed from one another. Can something be truly ugly without beauty alongside it? Anyway there's some interesting dicks in this one and we talk about a yummy burger. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more episodes, video of each episode and no ads!In this episode we talk about Contiki Tours, Demi's sisters and also a guy who repeatedly picked a fight with a captive kangaroo. Fair enough! Great way to spend your time, everyone needs a hobby, etc. Weird to think about a kangaroo in America though. Stop looking at our STUFF that's OUR animal!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
the boonta vista liveshow is on sale here! Saturday May 31st!patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more eps and video of the epsWe talk to Andrew from boontavista (https://bsky.app/profile/illybocean.boontavista.com) about erotic roleplay characters, one brave woman who stands up for what's right, and also their live show that's happening. I have clicked this episode as "explicit" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for video of every ep since we started recording them, and bonus episodes as well! ma-haaa!Tickets to the Boonta Vista Live Show in Brisbane (May 31st) are here: https://events.humanitix.com/boontalive2024Can't remember if it was announced when Theo came on the pod. But yeah he didn't mention it, oh and also Andrew is coming on the pod next week so he'll be plugging it out loud. Anyway - it's our beloved friend Theo from Boonta Vista! He joins us to talk through such hot-button topics as "what if there was a woman with big fucking tits" and some other CRAP. For one, we talk about GIldarts Vave. And for another,Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
subscribe to our Patreon for video episodes and bonus episode every week and oh yeah... no ads. Numismatists rejoice! It's time for Tom and Demi to finally weigh in on what's important in life - what's going on with our beautiful Australian coins. We also talk The Stand and of course, a little bit of natter and chatter about miniature horses, in the segment "Miniature Horses". Thanks for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We planned this trip on the last BONUS EPISODE which you can check out at patreon.com/bigsofttitty, and also there's video of this episode and all the other ones and no ads. And pics of this shit. Anyway that's the patreon Tom and Demi go bananas - or should that be grains, pumpkins and chocolates? - at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, where all the stars of the NSW agricultural community come to compete against one another and celebrate their beautiful crafts. Also there's a bunch of plastic crap there that you can buy.Thrilling rides! Delicious food! Lunchtime entertainment! Yep, the Sydney Royal East Show has it all - including a haunted house barely themed around oft-disgraced shock jock Kyle Sandilands.Part 2 on the patreon later this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Buy a ticket to Refused Classification's extra show HEREand check out the patreon over hereHere's the dang episode for this week and it's with our wonderful friend Alexei Toliopoulos from The Last Video Store! We go through our history of recently watched movies and Alexei gives his professional opinion as we also wax poetic about that silverest of screens - yep, The TV. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more episodes, video of the episodes AND all ad-free content!G'day g'day - well, what do we have here? An out of character admission from Tom, another dive into the delightfully devilish world of Sex Dice, and MORE in this episode bigsofttitty.png! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for more episodes and video of the episodes!Eat, More, Corm, Dog. Four words that ring out across space, time, and evoke in me a hunger.... no, not a hunger, a need. A need for corm dog. Anyways here's another episode of bst.png with TWO demi-driven segments! Wahoo! Yay! Wahooooo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Subscribe to the patreon for more bst.pngTowels... towels never changes. it's hard to imagine a life without them. Rectangles, squares, no matter what shape they take, I think we can all agree that we thank these absorbent bastards for all they do. Thank you, towels. And thank you to the patient wives who teach us the meaning of each one in turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for video of the episode, an ad-free feed and a bonus episode every week!In this episode Tom and Demi lay it ALL out. They investigate the world of bull psychology and investigate the dark and crazy recesses of their own brains... yes, it's another episode of bst.png! And you get it ad-free behind the paywall! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
For a bonus ep each week and video of every episode, check out the patreon!Hark! A missive from the lake! (I open it) Seems there's wife butt to be found - to the lake, and quickly, lest we find the wife butt gone when we arrive - for is not the butt attached to legs that could carry it away?Here we talk about r/BoatingUncensored and also foreshadow the fact that we had to move the regular episode we'd TRIED to record behind the paywall mid-ep. So look forward to that! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out da patreon if you'd like. not linking it this week. but next week i willI think the horses look nice but whatever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Demi and Michael come together for an episode while Tom's out sick. And BOY do they do it up, crazy-style!Check out Michael Hing on tour in Australia here: he's doing the festivals and shit and also is doing other gigs. He's cool Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon! patreon.com/bigsofttittyHere we talk about McDonald's the cat, professor smarthead addresses the titular chimps, Regional God is a cool new character and there's a cool new bit of sister discussion. Also Demi has another revelation. It's just like all the other ones. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and video episodes :^)Here we talk about McDonald's the cat, professor smarthead addresses the titular chimps, Regional God is a cool new character and there's a cool new bit of sister discussion. Also Demi has another revelation. It's just like all the other ones. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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check out the patreon for extra episodes every week and video of them as well. yep you get to look at us. norm is there sometimes tooAnother of Demi's secrets is uncovered, and it's stunningly umami. Simply delicious. Delightfully forbidden. Also the name nerds over at r/namenerds are trying to find the right way to counterbalance one husband's terrible instincts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the boardgame Jarren's Outpost on kickstarter here! follow so you can see when they go live :^)Check out bst on patreon for more eps.Jackson Baly comes on the show to plug the cool boardgame Jarren's Outpost (launching SOON), Demi leaves because she feels sick because someone described a foot to her an hour ago, Tom forgets to turn on the video recording for the first 31 minutes, Jackson's internet remains crystal clear right up until he starts trying to plug the game and Tom accidentally starts unraveling something that he really didn't mean to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon here!alt. titles: merry christmas from me and the pig, shoople shooser, gay simbaanother episode featuring some Tom Interests and a classic demi-ism: which hey, you'll just have to listen to find out what it is! In conclusion, the episode features many of the things we love from bst.png Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for more bst. here is the link to the patreon: patreon.com/bigsofttittyTom tries to have a conversation with a nibling and Demi saves Christmas. Also, groundbreaking research on what people like being around! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for video of this episode and an extra episode every week!the final episode of the year is here, from tom and demi, nsfw worldbuilding and some beautiful pearls! also we talk about a mistress. we're bringing in 11 pm on new years eve watching jenny nicholson's church play video with friends (Tom) and playing codenames with friends (Demi). I hope your December is coming to a wonderful end and you're with or thinking of people you love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Get more episodes and videos of every episode on the patreon hereHappy Australian Christmas Eve!Today Tom and Demi yap, chat, and look at people who post on r/soup. The type of people who take pictures of soup and go "I gotta post this on the soup subreddit. Gotta share this with soupchat." Just not stuff you'd hear in a society where we care for each other and made sure nobody got left behind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttittyA Let's Get Updated and some other stuff. Incredible interview from will.i.am, if you use the car that makes sound when you drive please do get in touch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes if you would like(to the tune of one SPECIFIC song) posting the big soft POD-CAST/For you to listen to and LIKE/And if, we post the POD-CAST/Then you can listen to it when you LIKE (maybe right now!)(end song)Okay, only real Christmas heads will understand the tune that was sung or typed to! And how beautiful it was! Christmas fans will hear Christmas wherever they go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
a wonderful episode featuring And The Babadook Was There and another of our wonderful stories walks! and the song we sing on it! la la laaaaa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon herrrreeeeeHere it is, Here it IS! The episode!!! We talk about inventions that people have sex with, Tom says something casually and coolly, time for r/cookingforbeginners and what's more - a lovely miniature horse. What a jam-packed episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodesA return to the time-honoured tradition of the bigsofttitty friendtacular! Demi sick Tom does an episode. Here, Tom talks to Michael Hing, Andrew Law, and for a few seconds Demi also. Annoying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
For more episode and to watch this episode, check out patreon.com/bigsofttittyThe crabs are disappearing but Butter The Horse is on the rise! Such is the way of things, the ever-turning wheel of life, we fall and float, fall and float... Anyways Butter feels good which is a small miracle. Thank goodness for small miracles. May we all weather our own little sudden descent to hell so bravely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If you were on the patreon you could WATCH this episode as a video OR listen to it AD-FREE! AAHH!! patreon.com/bigsofttittyGooncave, sealed, sleeping, smelling.... we remember you, r/gooncave. We remember the nasty places that dwelt within you and the nasty things that dwelt within them. Should we? Don't worry about It!We also cover our ideas for wrestlers, Tom feels bad about how much he knows about wrestling and we cover r/namenerds again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
want more episodes? Check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty then! for more episodes and video of this episode!some Bozeman Daily Chronicle posting and NSFW worldbuilding, what a delight for this week's new BST! Remembering to click that this episode DOES include explicit language, for sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wanna watch this episode and get more episodes a week? check out the patreon here!Here I am, doing eeeverything I can, bada ba-dah superMAN, daba daba da da da. You get it. Goldfinger! Here we have the episode this week and Demi is very depressed! To get around that, the gang get together and put on a big ol' episode without any segments Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes, and video of every episode!Tom and Demi are back at it again with an episode where Tom stabs the humble Demi in the back by disengaging from the Clifford the Big Red Dog riff, but then he treats her to a journey into the mind of The British Man, with another installment of I'm Reading Some Porno featuring the works of R. Hyull - in this case, The United Nations of Sex. He's incredible. No-one does it like R. Hyull. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and video!Tom and Demi reunite with an episode that Haaaaaappy biiiiirthdaaaaay to yoooou, haaaapppy biiiiirthdaaaay tooo yoooou. And so on. Anyways we get into a poop time, Demi plays a few beautiful segment stingers in addition to about 100 happy birthday songs, and the team are back together again. What more could you ask for? Hell if I know. I'm all out of ideas! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon! patreon.com/bigsofttittyHere we are and we're feelin' sickly! Thank you vaccines for making us big and strong - we appreciate our friends the vaccines! I'm Tom and I'm honestly feeling pretty much fine but I guess we'll see if that changes. Here's a Let's Get Updated featuring the Black Eyed Peas' plans for 2025 as well as some other shit such as what Demi did when she went to the pool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodesTom and Demi cover a lot of ground! A subreddit where people are talkin' 'matos, flaps and our buddies over in Bozeman - seems they're all doing well. Look we forgot that this was episode 300 to be honest with you, we banked these in advance and lost track of episode numbers. But we still had a wonderful time and a great time talking with each other! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for no ads and video of the episodes!Demi went to the mall and Tom stayed home - she regales him with tales of the outside world! Demi has seen many beautiful things, and Tom has seen many beautiful websites! These are two separate BUT EQUAL experiences!As you hear this, Demi is in LA and Tom is kicking around at home. “Oh!” He's saying. “Oh my! Oh!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Watch - or listen - STUNNED as the leader of the black eyed peas revolutionizes stupid fucking reasons to get hit by a car or die in a crash! He's done it, he's done it, and he's found a conversational partner that perfectly matches his energy. Where's he found her? Why, in his phone of course!patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes, ad-free episodes and videos of the episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
For more episodes and video versions of the episodes, check out bigsofttitty.png on patreon!It's time to behold beautiful things with our eyes... Tom and Demi take in the gorgeous models of Germany's Next Top Model for the Playstation 2 - die spiel mit 5 minispieles simulieren den modelalltag! Make-up, Styling, Fotoshooting, Catwalk und Dressroom! And then, they gaze in awe at the forbidden pose of the outlaw judge of the british miniature horse. The man who posed so controversially he was deemed dangerous for the existence of the artform... the artform, of being small and standing weird. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ORIGINALLY THIS WAS EP 295 AGAIN. MY BADTom and Demi are back and today they're talking about a New York mural because it's time for Poop Time, as well as a WONDERFUL edition of Candle From The Store. Demi's purchases! Mannequin heads! A gift from Demi to a friend! What an episode! It rocks in here! Hope you're having a nice time reading this description.check out www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes and videos of the episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Beloved comedian and radio host Luka Muller joins Tom and Demi for a wonderful journey into the week that was, giving their views on the news askew! Just kidding. They talk about poop and horse or whatever. But Luka, who is wonderful, brings a touch of class to the proceedings.Check out the patreon for more episodes and videos of each episode: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
More episodes, and video of episodes, over at patreon.com/bigsofttittyAnother episode, this time with our wonderful friend through twitch streaming, Charlotte! Charlotte rocks. Please check out her twitch channel here: https://www.twitch.tv/coollikeshe goes ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ON THERE!!!!! She's a DANGER to herSELF and OTHERS!!!! AHHHHH!!! Anyways in this episode we talk about a crab heist, a miniature horse competition (?) and Demi's dolphin experience again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.