Podcasts about your kickstarter sucks

It's not JUST a fun restaurant concept, it's ALSO a good way to get foodborne illness. Wow! What else could you want? Other than seafood stored at proper temperatures, handwashing protocols observed, and “all the rest”! But still! It's fun how it goes around on the little train. Or belt or whatever it is. For moron this, check out YKS Premium S33E07. And now, for this other stuff here.That's right, it looks like we got ourselves a full-fledged episode of YKS with all the trimmings! A crazy guy's invention? Yes. A crypto scam? Yes. SEVERAL dorks working away at nothing in particular? You got it! It's an embarrassment of riches…or at least some normal kind of embarrassment, right here, on YKS.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Whether it's fake interviews with AI chatbots, an hour of fake Hamilton garbage, or a bunch of fake Summer Movie Trailers, there's no better place for REAL YKS fans than YKS Premium! Heads up, that stuff I said is in the episodes we did recently. So that makes sense why I said it. Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! This week's YKS sponsored by these fine brands: Rocket Money! Download the Rocket Money app and enter my show name Your Kickstarter Sucks in the survey so they know I sent you! NordVPN! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https:// nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!Tempo! That's TempoMeals.com/YKS for SIXTY PERCENT OFF your first box!Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We had Mike and Jesse on from Your Kickstarter Sucks on the show to talk about entrepreneurs. We also devolved into talking about Insomnia Cookies, my doctors, and Costco. But we did end up talking about some dumb guys' business ideas which included some AI productivity hacks and inventions that already exist Mike and Jesse are on patreon and they do my favorite podcast YKS There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

This week, the first week of a doubleheader. We had our friend Jesse Farrar to talk about a ton of stuff, my smoothie, my old manual labor days, my love of Milwaukee tools and Home Depot. You can find Jesse at Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings and https://bsky.app/profile/yourkickstartersucks.com There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

We brought Mike on to talk about the horniest sex guys that we have ever looked at. Guys that love feet, what celebrities like feet? What can you do with feet? what is "The Pose" this one is a gross one so probably listen in earbuds. Mike is on Your Kickstarter Sucks https://linktr.ee/ykspod And he is the funniest dude There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Look, I wouldn't listen to this on a stereo that other people can hear but I spent some time looking through adultdvdtalk and Mike brought us some nasty old men. What is the problem with modern porno? How would you reply to your favorite porno stars on X - The Everything website. They are definitely nasty. It is a return to form, a dirty episode! Mike Hale is on Your Kickstarter Sucks and it is the funniest podcast out there. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social   Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

It's the final episode of Freaky February and it's time to take the ultimate challenge: an episode of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track, where we have to write a song in 30 minutes or less. Now, we aren't the musical genius that Howell is, so we decided to write a parody song instead of an actual, "we play the instruments" song, but look...we aren't very good at that either. After canvassing people to find out what the most annoying song at karaoke is, we settled on a parody of "Sweet Caroline", a song we both hate, and of course...we make it about needing to poop really bad. If you have an urge to do something else, why not head on over to our Patreon and support the Blocked Boys doing what they love? It's just $5/month at patreon.com/blockedparty for THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Ivan Decker joined us for the triumphant return of "Word Up!", our Cameo-themed bonus episodes, and this week, it's the thrilling conclusion of Blocked Party D&D: Season 3, with our good friends Mike and Jesse from Your Kickstarter Sucks. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Howell Dawdy's Fast Track is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @howelldawdy and you can donate to his Patreon at patreon.com/howelldawdy. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Freaky February! For the first time ever, Blocked Party is celebrating its Sweeps Month by doing episodes of our favourite podcasts. First on the docket: Your Kickstarter Sucks. We've got all your favourite YKS segments in here from voicemails to an update on a previous Kickstarter to the famous SIX-PACK. Stefan and John break down the worst of the worst on Kickstarter, from a Christian television network/streaming service that managed $25 towards its $5.3m goal to a handheld vacuum that absolutely looks like a vibrator. That's right, we're still doing these. If you wanna do even more Blocked Party, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month. This month, it's the thrilling conclusion of BPD&D3 with YKS' very own Mike and JF, and we have a few more fun things planned with beloved guests for the rest of Sweeps Month. You won't wanna miss it! Plus there's ad-free episodes, a Discord, merch discounts, and lots more. Get on over there! Your Kickstarter Sucks is a weekly podcast about bad kickstarters and you can follow them over at twitter.com/yourkickstarter. You can donate to their Patreon at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Christmas! Our first-ever on-Christmas episode brings a return from favorite guest K.C. Novak, who is buoyed by Racquel Belmonte's recent Block Tale about being blocked by a therapist to discuss how K.C. was blocked by her therapist as well. It was time. It's a Cincinnati Christmas on this episode as K.C. tells us all about the traditions of her hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, as she heads back there for Christmas, and we get into the chili, the ice cream, and the goetta (?) of it all. We also talk egg bags, holiday plans, and hockey. Plus, K.C. DMs the host of a Vanderpump Rules podcast, people get very weird about outdoor cats, and we look back on a year of horrendous Elon Musk jokes. If you want to access over five years of great jokes, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 bonus episodes! If you're a shark like K.C. and you just need to keep swimming, we've got you covered. And if that's not enough, we release 3 new ones every month! We're crazy! Last week, Joe Kwaczala rejoined the show to discuss Michael Bublé's "Christmas" album, and next week, it's the third instalment of BPD&D3 with Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks. Wow! We also have ad-free episodes, an awesome Discord, and a bunch more stuff. It makes a great Christmas gift! K.C. Novak is a comedian whose debut album, "Burger, She Wrote" is out NOW wherever you get your albums. You can follow her on Instagram at @k.c.novak. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dead Blossom Jesse (Twitch streamer) joins the show for the first time to promise us that they don't generally engage with strangers online, but they couldn't resist in this one instance (just the one) and go WAY down the rabbit-hole of convincing this stranger that they have a medical condition and he shouldn't be trifling with DBJ. We do a lot of trifling with DBJ on this episode though, as we ponder what would happen if John died, lancing boils, smashing pennies, smoking an entire pack of cigarettes at once, which Shakespeare characters we would be, and we try to find a new impression for Stefan. Plus, DBJ is getting really into GameDev Twitter, Elon and IMC lie about their enjoyment of the Grand Theft Auto series, and John finds a POD Kast comment on Reddit underneath a headline you would never imagine devolving into POD Kast discussion. If you want something to impress all your pals on Reddit with, you can donate to our damn show! Help support the Blocked Boys and get THREE new bonus episodes every single month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. Last week, we continued our D&D series with Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks and this week, Rory Uphold returns after her legendary first appearance on the show to help us wrap up our Season 2 review of "...And Just Like That", as we watch the season finale. You also get access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 episodes, you get merch discounts, you get access to our Discord, and you can get ad-free episodes. Plus! The BP Lotto makes its first-ever appearance in one week's time on December 17th, as one BP $100 Club member will win their subscription for free! So don't miss out! Dead Blossom Jesse is a Twitch streamer who streams at least four times a week over at twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. You can follow them on Twitter at @jesseandclarke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A podcast where Liv Agar and Julian Feeld venture into horny online subcultures and take you along for the ride. Gooning, Gooners, Goonettes, the Goon State and Goon Caves. Is it just copious masturbation? Is it the overconsumption of pornography? Is it a tantric state? Is it a solo or group thing? Is it gay? Is it an online community? Why not all of these things, all the time, everywhere, forever? This first episode of PERVERTS we are joined by Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale of the Your Kickstarter Sucks Podcast to discuss. For the remaining 9 episodes of the series as they come out (+ all miniseries + all premium QAA episodes) go to https://patreon.com/qanonanonymous and subscribe for just $5 a month. Your Kickstarter Sucks: https://patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks / https://twitter.com/yourkickstarter Go Off Kings Twitch Stream: https://twitch.tv/gooffkings Theme by Nick Sena, additional music by Pontus Berghe. Editing by Corey Clotz.

Brittany Lyseng (comedian) joins the show for the first time and it's the first in-studio guest in John's new home studio in Calgary. Unfortunately, Brittany is too nice online and so she is forced to do the one thing she never dreamed of doing: blocking Producer Dan. This is a Producer Dan-heavy episode as we spend a lot of time discussing his newfound fascination with pinball and that leads into talk of Godzilla, poetry, luxury kombucha, Halloween, and firecrackers. Plus, Brittany learns a lot about hobby horses, Stefan introduces us to the town of Skidmore, and we get a good reminder from our local elementary school teachers for Halloween. If you want to hear from some real characters, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, as just last week, Episode 1 of the third season of BPD&D dropped, and our guests this time around: Jesse and Mike from Your Kickstarter Sucks. It's a very stupid show, as you can imagine, but it's also a lot of fun. We also have ad-free episodes if you hate those damn ads, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and more! What are you waiting for? Brittany Lyseng is a comedian whose new album, "Break and Enter", is out now. You can follow her on Instagram at @brittanythecomedian. This episode is also available in video format on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Guys we talk about Lawn Guys! We learn about the Pappy Van Winkle of Lawnmower brands, we take Scotts to task and I talk about the time i threw up because I saw a guy eat a turd. Mike and Jesse are from one of my favorite podcasts Your Kickstarter Sucks https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/ You can find more Chris at youtube.com/notevenashow and https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow There is also more Guys on patreon.com/murderxbryan and the sunday night streat at twitch.tv/murderxbryan

Well, hello there all of you ghouls and goblins. This week we delve into the dark world of Horror Guys We looked at some reviews of Miketober movies American Werewolf in London and Sole Survivor Redditors tell us what happens when your partner dosen't like horror and how to deal with your mean mom There are also reviews for some horror collectibles on amazon and we introduce you to the worst guy yet, Count Jackula. I promise you will not like him Find Eric on twitter at https://twitter.com/Soundtracker_ or at https://twitter.com/UweBollocks he hosts The Soundtracker podcast Apple Podcast link and of coursehttps://www.patreon.com/soundtracker Mike Hale (I am his biggest fan)  is on twitter as dogboner and on https://soundcloud.com/ykspod and https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks Chris is on Guys: A Podcast about Guys and https://www.youtube.com/@NotEvenAShow twitter.com/thecjs and https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow/posts  There are so many more Guys on patreon where you get access to Guys+: a podcast about Guys: A podcast about guys at patreon.com/murderxbryan and check out the sunday night stream on twitch.tv/murderxbryan  

Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks join the 'boys to talk travel, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and Mitch's Costa Rica trip before a review of Kura Revolving Sushi Bar. Plus, Snack or Wack: Costa Rica edition.Sources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.org Want more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's db time! We're hyped this week to have Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter sucks joining us to answer your questions! And for some reason half of them involve cleaning? You'll see what I mean. Before that we talk hair disaster, hearing old episodes of your own show, and an embarassing dating story from Mike. And then it's question time: Partner hair clogging the hell out of the drain oh no | Where to start with 90 day fiance | Job causing panic attacks and massive depression but afraid to quit | How to bring up cleaning with partner without it starting a fight | What's the messiest someone's place could be before you wouldn't hook up with them | How are we so great? Thanks again to Mike for joining us, really just an extremely good dude. Follow him on Twitter @dogboner and listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks wherever ya find podcasts! And thank you for tuning in! Support us on Patreon and get a bonus episode each week - this week Mike also joins us on the bonus! Get access to that episode and 100+ more at patreon.com/rftb

When your scheduled guest doesn't show up, sometimes you have no choice but to resort to your next best option: a very stoned, just-woke-up, groggy Producer Dan. We try to wake Dan up by talking about G Fuel right off the top of the show, and that leads into a discussion about Dan's brand-new kittens (one of whom is named after piss) and his block, which sees him catch an instant block from an online wrestler (the real kind of wrestling). We also dive into Twitter's recent turn to collapse, trading card shows, Stefan learning to drive, and John's excitement for the documentary about the Pepsi contest Harrier Jet turns into a discovery mission for other people who have exploited mail-in contests for their own gain. Elsewhere, Dan buys a blue checkmark, Stefan shares an old Russell Crowe post, and John gives us an update on last week: Dan did indeed show us his single nut. If you don't want to buy a blue checkmark, how about spending that money on our show instead? We love your support and if you become a patron of the show over at patreon.com/blockedparty, $5/month will get you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month. This week, it's a Canadian Education episode as we review Polka Dot Door, and we have our first-ever CALL-IN SHOW this Friday, live on Zoom. It's your chance to chat with the Blocked Boys and you have to be a patron to get the link, so join today! Dan is the producer of this show and some other great ones (I Hate This Team, Your Kickstarter Sucks) and you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @early90spants. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's the final week of The Offsprctober and we're using it to talk about the Offspring's "All I Want." Since neither of us have ever played Crazy Taxi, we got our friends Mike "Dogboner" (yep that's really his name) Hale and Jesse Farrar from Your Kickstarter Sucks to teach us all about it. Mike and JF show up around 1:49:14. Do you wish we were talking about blink-182 instead? Well, blink-155 is back and you can check it out at patreon.com/155pod  

Wow I just watched a good ass football game and now while I'm feeling all hyped up, I'm going to write up the episode description for my minor hit comedy podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks! I bet this is what Michelangelo felt like, when he was really in a groove doing a painting or whatever. And maybe the place where he went to college won a big game. University of Italy defeats France State! And Michelangelo is flying over the stadium in one of his weird flying contraptions, smoking a big cigar. Wow, history sure was amazing! Anyway on today's show we're talking about toe condoms, the Ed Gein Card Game, and Producer Dan's favorite state: Florida! Plus some really weird Kickstarters you are definitely going to want to listen to us talk about while you're in the shower. So grab a ziploc and go to town on yourself with a rag…it's YKS! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.Look I'm not just saying this cause you look really smart/cool/good with money/trickable (pick 2), but really, YKS Premium is one of the best deals in the business right now. Just $5 a month gets you 5 bonus episodes and access to hundreds, if not billions, of shows in our expansive back catalog. Toss in $3 more and you get video of every YKS Premium! That's right, YKS on your TV! And all this…ad free, delivered to you via the scrappy and lovable Patreon app, and with a convenient resubscribe every month option helpfully pre-selected. It just doesn't get any better than that! Oh wait yes it does, cause it's…MIKETOBER!!! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Factor – It occurs to me to me that I think of Factor as the healthy, easy, and delicious meals I get to eat for lunch sometimes, but that's not really true. For one thing, lunch and dinner are basically interchangeable, right? Plus they got a bunch of other stuff on there, too. Shakes and juices and cookie and wellness shots and sausages and stuff? Oh well, to me, they are “Mr Yummy Lunch”! Get $60 off your first box at go.factor75.com/yks60NordVPN – EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Yoooooooooo!Honey – I just used Honey a few minutes ago to save a nice chunky change on a cake I was ordering! I'm serious! I really hope I remember this anecdote when it comes time to do the next ad read! Download it for yourself at JoinHoney.com/YKS and save some of your own cake money! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow! Our friends Jesse and Stefan - from their respective projects, and who gives a SHIT what they are - are here for a late night or early morning record of the podcast you love! This episode features, let's just say, at LEAST one recorded toilet flush. Okay, enough sizzle for you?Listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks, listen to Blocked Party, watch The Go Off Kings on twitch. Ooooghghhgh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we....are....LIVE! On the very first live edition of Blocked Party, Jesse Farrar (YKS, Go Off Kings) joins the Blocked Boys in Vancouver for a show in front of 110 of the podcast's finest fans, and it turns out having a live audience there is an excuse to get wild, as Jesse doesn't know how to use TikTok and gets himself blocked by "one of his guys", causing him to delete his entire account and start anew. Elsewhere on the show, Jesse teaches us about "reps" through the infamous "Booty Jordans" and Stefan thinks the name "Top Three Weekend" is wrong. Plus! Jesse meets Kiki, and we discuss phone numbers, toilets, A&W Canada, Jeffrey Toobin, Stefan getting mean online again, and John gets Jesse a gift: a National Geographic for Kids book about 9/11. If you want to get yourself a gift, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you ACCESS to THREE bonus episodes every single month! As you may know, a lot of our friends descended on Vancouver this week and that means some great bonus episodes are coming your way, including a hangout ep with the YKS boys IN STUDIO, and John and Stefan take Jesse to Canadian Tire for a very special bonus video episode. Plus your sub comes with merch and live discounts, access to our Discord, and a lot of other very cool stuff. So get into it! Jesse Farrar is one-half of Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings, which can be viewed every Monday-Thursday at twitch.tv/gooffkings. You can follow him on Twitter at @bronzehammer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET TICKETS FOR JACKIE AND SARAH'S SKETCH SHOW HERE (https://thepit-nyc.com/events/omfg-im-so-embarrassed-a-sketch-show/). The prompt for every episode description reads, "what else do you want your listeners to know?" Well, today, we are taking that literally. We'd LIKE you to know that Wicked is a musical with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz and a book by Winnie Holzman. It is based on the 1995 Gregory Maguire novel Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, which is based on the characters and setting of the 1900 novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum. The original production of Wicked premiered on Broadway at the Gershwin Theatre in October 2003. Its original stars included Adele Dazeem as Elphaba, Kristin Chenoweth as Glinda, and Joel Grey as the Wizard. The original Broadway production won three Tony Awards and seven Drama Desk Awards, while its original cast album received a Grammy Award. On October 28, 2019, with its 6,681st performance, it surpassed Les Misérables to become Broadway's fifth-longest running show. So there you go. Also, Jackie and Sarah talk about Harry Styles, 5th-grade trauma, and Sarah speaking to mail trucks. There is no more "swankified" place in town than wherever you listen to Please Don't Tell. New episodes every other Wednesday. Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/). Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/). Sarah's artwork will be showcased at GrassRoots Theatre Company's "Artist Garden" on Sunday, August 28th, from 4-7 PM. It will be located at 628 Metropolitan Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11211 (https://linktr.ee/GrassRootsTheatreco?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=516d676f-088a-4709-ac37-9aa157bb6b94). Episode Links: The movie referenced in the episode can be found here (http://dirtbagmovie.com/). "Your Kickstarter Sucks" can be found wherever podcasts are available (https://shows.acast.com/yourkickstartersucks). Their Patreon can be found here (https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/). Sarah's TikTok is sarahhubnero (https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahhubnero).

When John's away, Stefan and Dan will play… and boy, did they ever. Along with co-host DB and returning guest Jon Hendren, the boys discuss the insane shit they've made with Midjourney AI, Jon's blood clot scare, and what sort of huge spiders they've got in Australia. As well, Jon lists a murderer's row of celebs he's been blocked by (and isn't entirely sure why). Plus, John calls in from his Hawaiian honeymoon to see how the episode is going… and he's not exactly surprised with the results.   If you want more results you won't be surprised by, head on over to our Patreon at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, it's the return of our series where we review the next Sex and the City, and this time we'll be joined by our friend Howell Dawdy to break down the extremely weird funeral of Mr. Big. Plus, we've got a huge back catalogue of episodes, a great Discord, merch discounts, and more, so get over there and support the show!   Michael Hale is the co-host of Your Kickstarter Sucks and can be found on Twitter at @dogboner. Jon Hendren can be found on Twitter at @fart.

Happy Mother's Day from Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. Today on the show my mother and I create a brand new 60's classic for people who don't want to do the twist. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Robocop, and Jenni Cochran!

Whether you're driving in the car, folding your laundry at home, or simply falling asleep and hoping there's not a super loud fart noise piped into the mix from totally out of nowhere, there's no better podcast airing its 249th episode today than Your Kickstarter Sucks. On today's program we lament the passing of Midwest Elvis, 86 our friend Mike Hale, and prove once and for all what the shape of Earth actually is. I think I forgot to say that David sent that Kickstarter in, and I can't really go back and add that into the show, but I wanted to say it here in case David reads the episode descriptions. The problem is that we are using a dark mode extension for Google Docs and it makes basically all the colors but white hard to read. And I put “From David” in a red text, but it showed up really dark red. So that is my bad on that one David and oh yeah by the way, the earth is flat so I shouldn't have done the Kickstarter anyway. Credits Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.Did you guys see where a bunch of NFT apes got stolen or sold or faked or something? Something probably happened with the apes, I think? Well, that will NEVER happen when you subscribe to YKS Premium. Last week we talked with the wonderful Zoë Ligon, in a delightful episode many are calling “very pornographic”. This week, who knows, maybe we'll have Elon Musk on! Wouldn't that be funny as hell!This week's YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Athletic Greens - Energy in the morning? Yes, it's possible, thanks to the fine folks at Athletic Greens and their AG1 vitamin blend. And it tastes pretty good too, unlike “you know what”! Try it for your own self at AthleticGreens.com/YKS and get a free year's supply of Vitamin D and travel packs as well. HelloFresh - You know, in the old days, “getting fresh” with someone was NOT something to be proud of. Nowadays, “getting fresh” food is actually good! My, how times change. So change with them! Get up to 16 free meals plus free shipping when you use the code YourKickstarterSucks16 at HelloFresh! Honey - Coupon codes are truly a double edged sword. The first edge of the sword is the saving money part. But the other edge, which is not as good, is the one where you have to REMEMBER the stinking things. Too hard! Download Honey to day at JoinHoney.com/YKS and kiss the bad edge of your swords goodbye!NordVPN - “

Writer and podcaster Josiah Hughes of 155 and Globe Hell Warning joins me to write (or more accurately, find) a soulful new type of hippy jam, all about stuff that's deeper than either of us can comprehend no matter how many times we read it. You just gotta listen to this one. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Garfield the cat, and Jenni Cochran!

John's out this week which means Stefan's in charge. Which means the episode might not get uploaded. But assuming it does, Stefan is joined by guest host Jesse Farrar (YKS, Go Off Kings) and their friend Greg (@weedguy420boner) as they discuss a guy's big poop, try to contact the spirit of Paul Walker on TikTok, and listen to Producer Dan fart into his fart mic. Greg also regales us with a Block Tale concerning Weird Twitter and the BTK Killer. Will Stefan remember all the segment names? Will Jesse ever come back on the show? And will Stefan remember to submit the episode description to John in time? All this and a guy's big poop on this week's ep!   If you don't want to step in a big pile of poop, you should help out the show by donating to the Blocked Boys at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, it's going to be a Canadian Education episode as Stefan and John are finally reunited to introduce a piece of Canadiana to our friend Michael Hale. Plus we've got a super-secret Discord, ad-free episodes, and more. So check it out, ya dummy!   Jesse Farrar hosts the podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks and the Twitch stream Go Off Kings, which can be found at twitch.tv/gooffkings. You can follow him on Twitter at @Bronzehammer. Greg has a Twitter also, which you can follow at @weedguy420boner.

Stand up comedian, performer, and podcaster Andy Fleming joins me on a very special Fast Track to rave about our own parody song and write a pop song you are not allowed to die listening to! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Stuart Wellington of The Flop House, and Garfield!

Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and Go Off Kings is on the show today. We hop on the Fast Track to find the song Stefan's heart has always wanted to sing, and it turns out it's an emo song about shitting. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Stuart Wellington of The Flop House, and Chris James!

Welcome to season 2 of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. We begin, once again, busted down on the side of a dusty highway wishin' we had a ride. Cait Raft joins me to write a country song about a bright yellow truck in a half hour. Beep beep. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, The Leprechaun (guy from the movies) and Chris James!

This week Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings helps us cover the reaction to Jussie Smollett's sentencing and a viral "feel good" story about a Starbucks barista covertly offering help to a  possibly-harassed female customer makes Fox News commentators "feel bad," mostly in the form of "Why do women always assume it's creepy if I talk to them in public?" Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes Music : Dissection  - The Somberlain

It took 170 episodes, but Michael Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) finally joins us for a main episode and...let's be honest. If you're a fan of this show, or YKS, or hopefully both, you know exactly what you're getting here. It's John's worst nightmare as Stefan and DB run roughshod all over this thing, introducing John to a host of online freaks and scoundrels. But it's a blast, as we take a look at past guest Jon Hendren's surprisingly robust scoring system for these weird reply guys, Stefan remembers a classic online moment, and one of the freaks fulfills a special request. We do get into some "normal" (?) stuff too I guess, as Mike gets blocked by one of the guys from Bowling for Soup for saying he died in a Murphy bed (you know, normal stuff), Stefan finds an insane movie trailer, and we discover the joy of Quebeçois Boomhauer.   If you want to discover more joy, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including a special double dose of bonus goodness coming this week, as Nate Ruess joins us for a Canadian Education episode on alternative rock weirdo Matt Good, and Branson Reese takes part in Trivia Party with our venerable quizmaster, Meg Walls. Plus we've got merch discounts, a great Discord, and more, so head on over to Patreon to support the beautiful Blocked Boys.   Michael Hale is a podcaster with Jesse Farrar, and together they host Your Kickstarter Sucks, a weekly rundown of the worst Kickstarter has to offer. He can be found on Twitter at @dogboner.

Emma's partner and Harry's Brother-In-Law Kyle joins NCAYP to bravely share his three favorite podcasts for us to review.This week we listened to:DoughboysHow Did This Get Made?Your Kickstarter Sucks 

Scam alert! Scam alert! It's time for Mike and JF to don their investigative journalism hats and read the comments on a weird Kickstarter to see if someone else thinks its a scam or not. And maybe it's not, who knows. Not us, that's for sure. On today's episode we fix the entire movie industry, put fireworks likers in their place at long last, and destroy the entire oil industry. Not the really really bad one. Just the kinda bad one. So not really a huge win by us but it's only Monday so give us some time and we will deliver you another big W later in the week. All that, plus a Neighbor Insight, and much much more, only on Your Kickstarter Sucks (name in description for SEO purposes). Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.For more of this crazy nonsense we call YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page, where 5 extra episodes a month, plus incredible video stylings from Producer Dan await the dedicated listener. Oh yeah and we just casually throw in ad-free eps, merch discounts, Discord access and more like we don't even care about it but we actually do. Today's episode of YKS is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp: why get worse help when you could get BetterHelp? That's just what I think and I barely know anything about anything. But I wrote it down on my hand here so I'd remember it when I typed this up. And the handwriting's clear enough so I'm saying it. Sick of the uncomfortable waiting rooms? BetterHelp was, too, that's why they invented staying at your house and getting professional therapy there, instead of in the waiting room. Try it today at Betterhelp.com/YKS for 10% off your first month and safely 6 feet away kiss the uncomfortable waiting room goodbye! Also sponsoring today's show: Honey! Oh baby I finally got some reinforcements for my battle against the fearsome promo code box at checkout. The battlefield is set (the computer). The weapons have been chosen (uh, maybe this one is the computer). Gird your loins and prepare for war...coupon codes on me!!! Download the free extension today at JoinHoney.com/YKS and start saving buttloads of cash...for the greater good! And use your computer to do it by the way. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jesse Farrar (Your Kickstarter Sucks) returns to the show fresh off of doing a Go Off Kings stream with Stefan and that vibe permeates throughout the show as it starts chaotic and keeps that feel all the way through to the end. Jesse finds a block from the lady who did that very weird calf cramp tweet and John lets Jesse and Stefan try their hands at a voiceover audition he didn't get. Elsewhere, the Blocked Boys try to decide what constitutes a "non-scary Halloween movie" after Jesse gets perplexed by some of Freeform's programming decisions as we talk Madden, Steam nicknames, and Blocked Party finally gets the shine they deserve in a community newspaper.   If you want some more of that Blocked Party shine, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month, including the continuation of our Paranoia series AND the return of Blocked Party live shows next month. Lots of great things coming very soon that you won't wanna miss. Plus: ad-free episodes! Discord link! Other stuff!   Jesse Farrar's podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks, can be found on Twitter at @YourKickstarter and wherever you get your pods and he co-hosts the Go Off Kings 4 nights a week with Stefan at twitch.tv/gooffkings. You can follow Jesse on Twitter at @BronzeHammer.

Boo! it's Tracktober! And that means Howell is going to write some really fast tracks with some of his favorite podcasts and podcasters. First up it's Your Kickstarter Sucks with JF and Mike, who have been 'dying' to write a song where all the great monsters and Charlize Theron rap. Happy Halloween! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

The second half of Howell's conversation with World Cafe's Raina Douris, on the tracks that made Season 1 Volume 1 of Fast Track so special. This very Friday, get ready for Tracktober, a spooky special mini season of episodes with some of Howell's favorite podcasts: Your Kickstarter Sucks, Boonta Vista, and What A Time To Be Alive!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

World Cafe's Raina Douris joins Howell to listen back to the tracks that made Season 1 Volume 1 of Fast Track so special. Part 2 out next week! After that comes Tracktober, a special mini season of episodes with some of my favorite podcasts: Your Kickstarter Sucks, Boonta Vista, and What A Time To Be Alive!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

Monday morning...Guess it's time to pour a cup of java, head to "my office" to drop some stink off, and tune in to the best podcast known to man. And after I'm done with whatever that is, I'll be listening to YKS, the show for which these next few paragraphs should serve as the description!On today's show we're talking about the wild world of wrasslin' (with apologies to all our friends who love it), possibly renaming Green Knight to reflect how nothing happens in it (Stink Night?), and an Mike's intense love affair with the scroll wheel. Plus, we're blowing away the poopoos with compressed air, sleeping at the hospital in a pine box, and narrating a dog jumping on a fence to millions of adoring fans. It's just THAT kinda day on YKS, folks, and if you don't think that's miracle shit, then it's not for you and very little is!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.Want more YKS? And would rather it be about horror movies than Kickstarters, feature good segments instead of bad ones, and have incredible guests instead of none at all? Kind of makes you think that should be the show all the time, huh? Nope! It's just one month and it's only on YKS Premium Presents: Miketober! This week's episode: Nic Newsham of Gatsby's American Dream joins us for Halloween III: Season of the Witch! No tricks, all treats baby!This week's episode is brought to you by HelloFresh! Ohhhh Hello Fresh! They're the number one meal delivery service in America for a reason...and the reason, you have to assume, is their excellent working relationship with the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast. In fact, things have been going SO well between us that they gave us the all clear to hook our listeners up with a deal of dare I say epic proportions? Or portions, perhaps! That's right, heading over to HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks14 and using the promo code yourkickstartersucks14 is gonna get ya 14 free meals plus free shipping. Now That's Fresh! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Producer Dan (producer) joins us as a guest for the first time on a main episode as the Blocked Boys go on vacation to the Heck Family Cabin. We record outside so you can enjoy the sounds of nature in the background as we talk about our usual BS and sully the entire experience. Dan gets blocked by a pro wrestler as we get into the BC Ferries, comparing our feet, Apple TV's depiction of Androids, whether or not relaxing video games should be speedrun, and we "remember some guys" Pop Star Edition, as we talk JoJo and Right Said Fred. Plus, a listener meets a Nazi weirdo on Grindr.   If you want to hang out with some weirdos, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, we have the famed podcast debut of Dr. and Mrs. Heck as we complete the summer of Blocked Party Parents with a very special mailbag. Plus, we've got the start of our new RPG, Paranoia, and you can access ad-free episodes on the Patreon too. Check it out!   Producer Dan is a producer who produces Blocked Party, The P.O.D. Kast, Your Kickstarter Sucks, and Obsessed with Sophie. You can follow him on Twitter at @early90spants.

It's Jesse Farrar! Good ol' JF from our favourite podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks joins Tom and Demi who are way too excited and try to impress him with objectively too much content sourced from their awful dens - the free-to-air debut of Into The Cosmo for Demi and a welcome return to The Selfsuck Roundup for Tom (truly awful stuff from the solosuck forums).Also highly recommend JF's twitch stream which he does with Stefan Heck over at twitch.tv/gooffkings See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What's poppin' Totebaggers? It's RFTB once again with special guest Jesse Farrar of the Go Off Kings Twitch stream as well as the podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks! Marvel as we discuss the cuteness of dimples, the utility of a driving job and the healing power of resting your hand on the pommel. You can find Jesse's handiwork at https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and YKS is available wherever podcasts are sold. Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at patreon.com/rftb

This week, we've got Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast to discuss Kickstarter as a business, the weird and deeply unethical stuff that crowdfunding platforms get away with, and much more. However, we would be remiss if we didn't also include recent British news--particularly of the horny type. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Please consider donating to charities helping Palestinian people here: https://www.islamic-relief.org.uk/palestine-emergency-appeal/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3oja5NbR8AIVSOmyCh2LdQ9rEAAYAiAAEgKM9PD_BwE and here: https://www.grassrootsalquds.net/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

The Boys catch up with JESSE FARRAR and meet his co-host MIKE HALE of the podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks. Subscribe on Patreon and watch the full video recording of this episode here. 

This week Michael begins the episode by regaling listeners with an awful date story and guest Brian has a tale of his own. From there, the discussion turns to dating in general, sports, and the main feature of this episode: Our top five favorite podcasts. If you want to spoil the choices for yourself the lists will be below. A podcast episode about podcasts... uh, hello? What is this- PODCEPTION?! Also, Guile's Theme seemed to go with this episode, and it certainly doesn't go with many things so that's exciting.    NET POSITIVE: Brian tells us a story about a friend of his who noticed he was getting into Metal music! Michael talks about Joel Haver, a Youtuber who is absolutely hilarious and has created a new style of animation.   Brian's Social media: Twitter: @BrianSouthwell_ Letterboxd: @Showerat   Michael’s Top 5: 5. If I Were You With Jake and Amir 4. Casefile 3. Review Revue / Headgum Podcast 2. With Gourley and Rust 1. Doughboys Brian’s Top 5: 5. Effectively Wild 4. Doughboys 3. Gleeman & the Geek 2. The Flagrant Ones w/ Hayes Davenport and Carl Tart 1. Your Kickstarter Sucks  

It's Episode 1 of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track and Howell is joined by Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks to write the best kind of song: a song about a sick horse. Welcome to the first All Business No Bullshit podcast. Support this show and experience exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy

We've got new shirts! http://strugglesession.shop to cop! Support the show by subscribing at http://sesh.plus On today's episode Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and The Go Off Kings joins us to discuss the impeachment, Gina Carano, and Joss Whedon. https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks twitter.com/bronzehammer https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings ★ Support this podcast ★ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're talking Trump's facebook ban and how much conservatives like Mike Lindell (it's a lot!) Listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks, watch Go Off Kings Support Minion Death Cult for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to all previous bonus episodes Music: Young Widows - Took A Turn

It's an album that Bryan has wanted to do since Day 1 of the show, and the day has finally come, as Jordan Uhl donated enough money to make it so! It's a classic POD Kast episode in that we talk a lot about the music, but we are just as fascinated with the band, as Orgy were another insane nu-metal story, from their inception to their eventual, extremely messy demise.   For an album that was released right in nu-metal's peak and was the first release on Jonathan Davis' album Elementree, it is really an outlier in the genre, one that managed to take the sad-mope 80s new wave and combine it with nu-metal into one sleek package. The music itself is pretty good, John decides (obviously Bryan loves it), but doing some research into the band reveals conflicting feelings for the Boys. We learn all about the band's take on why they wore makeup, why Jay Gordon gave up football to become a singer, why they broke up, and how Jay Gordon made money off of fellow band Lit. We also discuss Bryan's detailed history with this record, from loving it when it was originally released to the role that the song "Revival" played in his marriage. And for a little bit of bonus content, we do a mini-review of Deftones' new record, Ohms.   If you want more bonus content, you can head on over to https://patreon.com/thepodkast, where $4/month gets you access to a bonus episode every month. We tend to review compilations and rarities over there, and this past month was no exception, as we reviewed the Mission:Impossible 2 soundtrack with Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks. It was a wild look into music in the year 2000, with the album straddling the line between the impending death of nu-metal and the beginning of the butt-rock revival. We've got another huge bonus episode planned this month and Bryan and John's podcast co-hosts Brett and Stefan are gonna join them for Korn: Unplugged. You won't wanna miss it!

Your Kickstarter Sucks so bad, we didn't even talk about it! This week on the show, we welcome back the Doughboys Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell for a crowdfunding-free discussion of Star Wars, Labor Day, and of course, strokin' your "thing". Plus, the so-called "food experts" compete head to head with DB in the contest of wits with a confusing rule set and inconsistent question structure we're calling FoodPardy! (Jeopardy! ha) All that and more on today's YKS. Check it out. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, subscribe to YKS Premium. $5 a month gets you 4 bonus episodes, and for $3 more you can add a weekly newsletter, merch discounts, and an exclusive 5th bonus episode every month. Normally we put the guest episodes over there, but sometimes we'll switch it up and do this. Never can tell with us. Tricky! And that's what makes it so much fun. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Live from New York, it's.....YKS? What if that's what it was? Heck I don't know but I think it would most likely change from Weekend Update to Weekday Update. Due to, well, that's when the show comes out for one thing. And that's just one change. I might do some other ones, but of course I haven't really had much time to think about it. What, with everything going on in the world and all that stuff. I guess I'd also make it not Live anymore, just in case we have some mess-ups we want to take out. That way you get as good of a show as we can deliver, every time. And I'd do it during the day as well. Anyway, this week on YKS we have some Kickstarter projects to talk about, including both a half-assed new social media site and a niche Cards Against Humanity ripoff, as per usual, and then 4 other ones of indeterminate interest. Then several more minutes elapse with seemingly no new information conveyed, and the show ends. Please enjoy. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page please. On there we've got YKS Premium, of course, and we've also got YKS Da Mag, the official weekly newsletter of Your Kickstarter Sucks. Check it out for tips and tricks, behind the scenes info, and exclusive scoops you won't find anywhere else. Just playing. It's me and Mike talking about whatever. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ashley Feinberg (writer) makes her first appearance on the show a memorable one, as she gives us one of the best Block Tales of all-time, a block that starts in the emails and ends up on Twitter as she questions Lena Dunham's weird relationship with her pets. Speaking of weird relationships, John tells Stefan and Ashley about the dream he had the night before involving the podcast and Phoebe Bridgers, amidst reminiscing on the childhood game of jinx. The BBs also manage to find time to tackle Ron Jeremy saving a tree, Brendan Fraser, Stefan pranking Your Kickstarter Sucks using Animal Crossing, and an r/relationships post involving roleplay. If you want to roleplay as an extremely cool person, you can do so by donating to the show at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to a bunch of delightful bonus goodies including access to our Discord and THREE bonus episodes every month. And hell, this month, we're doing FOUR bonus episodes because of quarantine times, with two already posted--a mailbag with Producer Dan and our live show with Will Weldon--and two to come, including one with Street Fight Radio's Bryan Quinby this week and another that will debut a brand-new bonus episode type, all about the website Fiverr. It's gonna be a big month and you don't wanna miss it! Ashley Feinberg is a writer for Slate known for her internet sleuthing and can be found on Twitter at @AshleyFeinberg.

Graham Clark (comedian, Stop Podcasting Yourself) returns to the show and does something few of our guests have tried to do, in that he tries to get blocked just so he can be on the program. Not only does the brave Graham try to get blocked, but he tries to get blocked by the entire cast of 1999 teen horndog film American Pie, and resorts to bribery to do it. Is he successful? You'll have to listen to find out. Before Graham even reveals his Block Tale, The Blocked Boys talk 90s movies as John and Becca continue their rewatching of nostalgic classics, and that dovetails into talk of Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Keanu Reeves, and giant spiders. Elsewhere, we go in on cereal, candy, quarantine snacks, isolation protestors, Muppets, and Stefan's birthday.  If you want to celebrate like it's your birthday, you can do so by donating to our Patreon at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every dang month. This month, we had the boys from Your Kickstarter Sucks on the show, plus we have our live bonus with Jamie Loftus coming up AND Stefan teaches John how to get even more online by learning the digital card game Hearthstone. We have a newsletter tier as well, where John revealed this week he's rewatching Entourage, and a great Discord community you can also get in on. Check it all out on Patreon right now and support your favourite BBs. Graham Clark is currently selling beard paintings for the Vancouver Food Bank and you can ask him about commissions at his twitter, @grahamclark. He is also one half of the wildly successful comedy podcast, Stop Podcasting Yourself, which can be found at @stoppodcasting.

For the finale of Octdoughberfest 2019, The Doughboys Present, The Ate-TL, we’re joined by the hosts of Your Kickstarter Sucks, Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale for our review of Cook Out. Plus, a Halloween edition of Snack to the Future. Sources for this week’s intro include:History of the Salver & Tray from AC Silver & Companyhttps://www.acsilver.co.uk/shop/pc/tray-history-d134.htmCould This North Carolina Fast Food Favorite Be The Next Five Guys? by David Landselhttps://www.foodandwine.com/news/cookout-restaurant-expansionBusiness Booming at New Cook Out in Lynchburg by Melinda Zoshhttps://wset.com/archive/business-booming-at-new-cook-out-in-lynchburgCook Out websitehttps://cookout.com/company/

Cait Raft (JackAM, This Podcast is Self Care) created 30+ AIM accounts to profess her love for her middle school crush, ranging from posing as his best friend to blatantly creating accounts just for him, and he blocked 'em all! It's one of our wildest Block Tales yet and it makes sense as this episode goes absolutely and completely off the rails. The Blocked Boys get into all sorts of mess in this one, from Joey's World Tour farting on camera to the Bristol Stool Chart to the top 3 things that come out of our bodies. Not enough? We also go in on bad toilet auras, ass waxing, and Ed the Sock makes a triumphant return. The only wholesome thing in this entire episode is when John pays a Top Chef Masters champion, Chris Cosentino, to weigh in on Stefan's insane pizza take. So enjoy that. Who knows about the rest. Speaking of wholesome content, you can find so much of it over at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where every month we are producing TWO bonus episodes and some newsletters too! This month's bonus episodes were SPECIAL, as we were joined by Will Weldon for a Hell Block and just last week we released an all-Cameo bonus with Michael Hale and Jesse Farrar from Your Kickstarter Sucks. So many bad Cameos, so little time, and Joey from Joey's World Tour provides what Jon Hendren called, "the funniest 5 minutes of a podcast I've ever heard". If that's not an endorsement, nothing is.

Graham Wright (Tokyo Police Club, Girlfriend Material, our theme song writer) joins us for a lot of firsts: the first time our theme song has ever been played live, the first cold open in the show's history, and the first time a Block Tale has been done IN REAL TIME, as Graham searches for someone to block and we find a very boring and mediocre Instagram personality as the target. Elsewhere, The BBs discover that John only really goes off the rails while recording in the morning, as we talk smashing windows, Badlands Chugs, the Santa Cruz Joker, McDonald's breakfast, and the anatomy of John's...well, anatomy. If you wanna go off the rails at any time of day, you can do so by donating $5/month to the show at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where you'll get TWO bonus episodes every month. This month, we have already had Will Weldon on to discuss Stefan's Bill Simmons block, and THIS WEEK we'll have another treat featuring your two favourite boys, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks, on to do an all-Cameo bonus episode with us, featuring the stupidest Cameo we've ever purchased. And if you know our Cameo episodes, that's an extremely high (low?) bar. It's gonna be good.

Hey, I'm a podcaster, get me out of here! That's what you WON'T be thinking during this smash-mouth, mile a minute, or should we say MIKE a minute episode of the beloved improv comedy true crime podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. These guys are the real daily fantasy. If you have information that could lead to the arrest of the person trying to steal my fuel points, please sign up for YKS Premium (safe). Listen to the dozens of hours of content there, and then circle a number on a receipt and get back to us ASAP. Finally, Your Kickstarter Sucks is sponsored by BlueChew. Wanna get some discount penis medicine? Use promo code YKS at checkout for a free shipment of the good stuff from BlueChew (just pay shipping). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The biggest crossover event in this podcast's history! This "week" Mike Bigby (@MikeBigby) and Ben Cohen (@UniqueDude2) inspect the first ever ad from one of the previously ad free Your Kickstarter Sucks, with special guest Adiators Geiger(@HusbandsRevenge) and Christian(@TSSteinbacher)from Report This Post! Who wins? You Decide! Go to twitter.com/advertpodcast to cast your vote.

Jesse Farrar from the Go Off Kings and Your Kickstarter Sucks joins Jack and Cait for a FunShowFriday. JF also does his laundry throughout the show because he’s on vacation and has dirty clothes! Jack, Cait, and JF discuss his trip to LA, Door Dash Tips, Howard Schultz’s campaign ending, State of the Zunion, and E3lon Musk. (Episode originally aired live on Friday 6/14/19 - VOD link for this episode here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/438900990 )

It's the 100th episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks!!! Or is it?? For the exclusive guide to making sense of the YKS Expanded Suckiverse (and some episodes where we make our friends watch bad videos) check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Until we start getting ads for the military industrial complex or new snack cookies on here, it's the only way we can keep doing the show. So thanks!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. We couldn't have done 101 without ya. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tom Hill (comedian, Hip.Bang!) is the first person to come on the show with a PHYSICAL block, as he gets owned in a game of basketball and his dead tooth from the incident haunts his acting career from then on. After the Blocked Boys once again dive into their small-handedness, Tom gets into a heated argument with Stefan about piano-playing that spans far too long--like a canal(John makes a lot of canal puns in lieu of choosing sides). And amidst all that, the social media updates get wild as Stefan digs into the Scripps National Spelling Bee, John reads one of the most insane r/relationships posts of all-time, and Tom encourages the BBs into their most sincere Top 3 yet.  If you want to show your sincere love for the Blocked Boys, you can do so by donating $5/month to their Patreon at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where this month things get truly insane as the boys land an exclusive interview with the recently banished Krassenstein brothers. Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks! is also involved, somehow. We still aren't sure. You also get access to our super-secret, super-fun Discord channel, and other perks to be announced soon! So get down on it!

Christine Bortolin (improvisor, actor) joins us to tell the story of the time she was blocked by Canadian legend Jann Arden and we dive into all the juicy details of Jann's new sitcom, which is called, uhh, Jann. The Blocked Boys also discuss Valentine's Day, Canadian kids' television, snow days, bad joker monologues, and we introduce Christine to the joys of the Krassencast. And if you want to sweeten the deal, a $5 donation at www.patreon.com/blockedparty gets you access to a bunch of bonus episodes including our latest bonus episode with the sweet boys of Your Kickstarter Sucks, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale.

What if all it took to keep our kids safe from gun violence was an app? What if a wildly untalented rapper could ask for and receive $1MM for no clear reason? What if there were big hard wangs in the official emoji keyboard? Mike and JF, the wildest podcast pardners in the west, answer those questions and more on today's episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks. Plus, the return of Real or Fake (Stick Edition), a bunch of chair noises, and your letters. Check out Hollywood Handbook, the insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz, on iTunes, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. It's one hell of a program. And that's a fact.Also, the vast archive of YKS Premium is available for your listening pleasure over at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. That money goes straight into my budget for buying boards and screwing them up onto my wall, so I highly encourage you to subscribe today. I need more boards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow The Summer of Sheldon continues with another RGS/YKS cross-over event! That's right, those good ol' boys from Your Kickstarter Sucks, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale, are here to watch easily the worst episode of the Young Sheldon we've subjected ourselves to to date. Just a punishingly terrible episode of television. But that's okay, because an episode of Young Farrars breaks out instead, as Jesse's children crash the podcast. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedian Ivan Decker, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow Oh baby, it's that Summer of Sheldon time again! This week we're joined by delightful comedian and fan-favourite guest JENNY TOEWS to discuss an episode of Young Sheldon that's... *gasp* actually good? It starts strong anyway, but eventually regresses to the mean. That's fine too, because we actually barely talk about it! Annie Potts joins the cast for this episode, so it's largely spent discussing THAT SCENE in Ghostbusters (you know the one) -- a movie with John has somehow never seen. Dan Aykroyd is a sick freak. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Ivan Decker, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow It's that Summer of Sheldon time again...! Comedian BRIAN GAAR (Rooster Teeth, ATX Uncensored) joins the Boys this time out to give a genuine Texan perspective on the second episode of Young Sheldon -- an episode that has actual jokes in it! But also an episode with little to no plot. It's a give-and-take situation. We do our best to expand upon the nothingness of this episode and discuss the frequency with which Sheldon would get beaten up in reality, inappropriate teacher-student socializing, and what really goes down in the teachers' lounge. PLUS: Brian hears the word "Bazinga" for the very first time, and drops the hammer on whether Sheldon has beaten Battletoads. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow The Summer of Sheldon is officially here! We kick off our August mini-series of Young Sheldon reviews by taking in the pilot with classic RGS guest Chris James, and seem to go out of our way to not discuss the episode. Because, what is this show, some kinda drama or something? We'd rather discuss Chris's admittedly strange history with the Big Bang Theory, and those giant gumball machines they used to have at Blockbuster. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

Hmm hmm hmm. Time to post the show, la dee da. Oh hello there. I didn't see you come in. Would you like to listen to Episode 60 of Your Kickstarter Sucks with me? Wonderful. It is about bug scams.For more information on Jonah Hill's exact age, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. The ham there is always kept at the appropriate temperature.Music for YKS is courtesy of:Twitter's @lydiaburrell (https://howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/)Drew toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)and the unbelievable Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Best friends gather round the communal iPod, it's time once again for Your Kickstarter Sucks! On today's blister-packed episode, the boys are talkin' MySpace's enormous data hoard, YKSchella, a review of Marvelous (Infinite) War, baby necks, Syria's billboards, and stabbing a....panda????!!!????? Unbelievable! Plus, Mike debuts his highly anticipated Bernie Sanders impression and we read your letters.For more ass crimes, check out Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks. There's more episodes on there. It's a finite amount of them, but I don't think that makes them bad necessarily. Music for this episode of YKS is provided courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.comTwitter's @lydiaburrelland Maniac Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Episode 51 of Your Kickstarter Sucks! Featuring: Jesse's triumphant return, Mike's new age, the 24 hour poem and reasons you don't improvise a campaign video, Time Swapping, the calm, calm west, and that one Justin Timberlake flick, do you remember it?For more blankets for old people, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and sign up for YKS Premium. YKS Premium -- "Not bad"!Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the powerful Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How Jesse's joke tweet ended up on Fox & Friends ... Jesse: "We're all mad at each other all the time" ... The link between Weird Twitter and left politics ... Jesse's comedy podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks ... Is the show a critique of American capitalism? ... The wacky world of video game streaming ...

This week on the show that told you man, alphabetical order, man! The Real Good Boys try to make it through an entire episode without ever segueing out of the intro, and Stefan reveals his childhood wish to have leprosy. PLUS: Taking your laptop into the bathroom! John is nominated for a Vancouver comedy award! It's not a good award! NHL All-Star formats! The price of watermelons! And we pin down the price it would take to move the show to Nunavut full time. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you "Ticket Trial: Case of the Cancelled Contract", with Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, as well as all-new donor Mailbag available now! Outro Music: "All Star" by Smash Mouth

This week on the show that keeps its foot on your nut, the Real Good Boys turn into the Reese's Good Boys for an episode and rekindle the fiery debate that had the internet talking. PLUS: A new debate: is Mounds a chocolate bar, or just a lump? Cup stacking! Pistachios! We take a look at our favourite Kenny vs. Spenny episodes! And we finally discuss how we would feel if a genie had granted our favourite athletes their abilities. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you "Ticket Trial: Case of the Cancelled Contract", with Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks. As well as our monthly donor Mailbag, and a fan commissioned special on the tortured history of the Cleveland Browns. Outro Music: "Fifty Mission Cap", by the Tragically Hip

This week on the show that would have been quiet the second time if you'd just told us the first time, the Real Good Boys come unglued by a question that threatens to tear the boys apart and unravel the fabric of the entire podcast: is Reese Cups a chocolate bar? PLUS: The NHL books Kid Rock for the All-Star Game! Chris Paul attacks his own teammate as Rockets/Clippers heats up! And Nick Kyrgios lives up to his status as the Official RGS Tennis Player. The beautiful boy never lets us down. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you "Ticket Trial: Case of the Cancelled Contract", with Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks. As well as our monthly donor Mailbag, and a fan commissioned special on the tortured history of the Cleveland Browns. Outro Music: "Pure Imagination", as performed by Gene Wilder

The one about "Happy Holidays, You Bastard." Featuring Jesse Farrar (@BronzeHammer).   Listen to Jesse's extremely good pod, Your Kickstarter Sucks: yourkickstartersucks.com   Download Aaron Zorgel's Christmas mixtape with that Muppets cover: http://bit.ly/2DrIv4K Punish yourself with the Sclusie Stream: https://www.patreon.com/blink155

This week on the show that look on graphic for the final two bullet points, the Real Good Boys are joined by Craig Custance of The Athletic to promote Craig's new book, which happens to be Jesse Farrar's book, Ask The Old Football Coach: Brilliantly Brainless Advice From The Ghosts Of Gridiron's Past. That's because it's actually Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks joining us FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE for the first time ever (on a non-donorsode). Craig, we'd still love to have you. Please be in touch. PLUS: Al Michaels really steps in it! James Corden sucks ass and should go back to fuckin England or wherever! And Stefan vapes and eats salami. Follow Jesse on Twitter: @BronzeHammer Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you a new Mailbag this week, plus the extraordinarily popular Hecksgiving episode and some extra goodies too. This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek. Download the app and use promo code REALGOOD for $20 off your first purchase. Outro Music: "In View", by The Tragically Hip. RIP Gord.

Welcome back from our unexpected hiatus for a fuckin BUMPER episode! Andrew and Theo are joined by Jesse Farrar, co-host of Your Kickstarter Sucks and author of the new book 'Ask the Old Football Coach: Brilliantly Brainless Advice from the Ghosts of Gridiron Past". We're talking about depressing crowdfunding, if it's possible to be racist against Australians, Andrew and Theo's American accents and the frequency with which each of us gets that poison nut out. Listen to Your KickStarter Sucks: https://soundcloud.com/ykspod Buy Ask the Old Football Coach: https://www.amazon.com/Ask-Old-Football-Coach-Brilliantly/dp/1493030078 You can subscribe on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista Don't forget to rate & subscribe on iTunes if that's your thing. _____________________________ Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista iTunes: tinyurl.com/y8d5aenm Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=144888&refid=stpr Pocket Casts: http://pca.st/SPZB RSS: tinyurl.com/kq84ddb Ear Buds Network: http://earbudsnetwork.com

This week on the show that's feeling very nostalgic for a century of magical RGS moments, the Real Good Boys look back at the road that brought them here. We're joined by MICHAEL HALE of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast for a countdown of the most classic RGS moments over the last two years. PLUS: Justin has professional beef to work out from last week's football tournament! How many Stefans could take down Conor McGregor? We're still stuck on Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 claims! And thank you so much to our good friend Jonathan Feather. Follow Michael on Twitter: @dogboner Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our bonus content. We've done 100 of these things now, that's gotta be worth something. This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek, the best way to buy and sell sports and concert tickets. Download the SeatGeek app to your phone and enter the promo code REALGOOD under the Settings tab to receive a $20 rebate after your first purchase. Outro Music: "All These Things That I've Done", by The Killers  

In the thrilling Season 2 premiere of Your Kickstarter Sucks, the boys are Talkin' Tyson on all things Neil deGrasse, considering harassing celebrities over Bluetooth, and discovering the absolute worst that Etsy has to offer all our wonderful fathers on their big day. Worth the wait? Well oh hell yes it was! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, it's a day late but not quite a dollar short, because this special JUMBO edition of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast is a hootin' and hollerin' two hours worth of knee-slappin late stage capitalist content. Today, the boys are all in on the death of fidget spinners, the PERFECT (subscription-based) NOTEBOOK, and even more dumb crap no one needs. Plus, your letters and the triumphant return of the JokeBlogger Top Ten!For more great YKS content, check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and rate/review us on iTunes! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on the show in dire need of a change up, our good friend JESSE FARRAR stops by to promote his new podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks, present evidence of Jared Fogle's innocence, and expose deep secrets from John's iTunes history. PLUS: Irish hurler Lee Chin is shocked by hockey's drinking culture, including having a beer with lunch. And new CFL quarterback Vince Young attempts to say "Saskatchewan". Follow Jesse on Twitter: @BronzeHammer Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow where a $5 donation gets you access to a new Mailbag this week in which Stefan builds a Real Doll of himself (and needs your donations to buy it). This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek, the best way to buy and sell sports and concert tickets. Download the FREE SeatGeek app to your phone and enter the promo code REALGOOD under the Settings tab to receive a $20 rebate after your first purchase. Outro Music: "On My Way", by Lea Michele