Two 40 somethings who couldn't afford the keys to that mid-life crisis convertible, so we bought microphones and dropped the top on this Podcast instead.
Steve "Legbone" Leggett and Jeff Dunn
Jeff had a prior engagement this week, so Bone is joined by not ONE...but TWO ladies. We talk about the past, the present, and one of the WEIRDEST fucking collections that you've probably every heard of. Enjoy
Lupe from the block joins us in our triumphant return to amateur podcasting. Enjoy
Bone welcomes Mike and Mary into the house for a sit down chat.
Ever wonder what Jeff sounded like as a 20 year old? Well you're in luck, because this week we're joined by his eldest son who's home on military leave. And not to be outdone, Bone turns the mic over to his five year old neighbor in lieu of his OWN son...who apparently had better things to do. Enjoy
Our friend Mike from back in the day...and PRESENT day joins us. Enjoy
Just a few things that I had to get off my chest....not including the bearskin rug or man titties.
Just a midweek check in where we give thanks to those things that we're thankful FOR
Back at it after a week off. We pay homage to Hispanic moms, colored draws, and discuss today's world's comings and goings in general
Memorial Day. Lions get stuff done. Cher, got it going on. I say fungry you say hangry.
Warning : This episode is NOT funny...but it's REAL. It's just two sentimental Dads talking about their kids...as they become adults. We might be funny again in the future...which would be an interesting change from every previous episode
Dunn letting you know we'll be back together this Friday. Don't be afraid to be a guest. you can reach us at boneanddunn@gmail.com. Hit us up. Thank you to all the listeners.
This week we roll the dice with those weekly download numbers. We discuss female holiday expectations, female billionaires, and female former males...while showing every bit of our age and social understanding.
That's right...this week's episode is overflowing with Big Dad Energy thanks to our special guest...aka friend of the show...aka first AND first REPEAT guest...aka motherfucking Hashtag Guam Buddy...the one and only John. We discuss shit that moms couldn't Possibly fathom. We got BBQ disagreements...we got cool ass posters and favorite G.I. Joes...and we got street taco math, which we honestly don't understand...because NOBODY does. And on a slightl more serious note, Bone talks about his walk on the path of sobriety....which will turn into a sprint to the nearest Coor's Light once he can actually tie his shoes without the assistance of stairs once again. Enjoy
Someone is a year older...and even sexier than ever. We're back after a week off thanks to Bone's brave struggle with the Covid vaccine. We discuss diversity in advertising...patronizing or long overdue?...as well as gay acceptance in professional sports. We also have possibly the whitest conversation in rap history (RIP Shock G) , and Bone talks about his newfound sobriety for a month despite Jeff's objections. Enjoy
Peace out DMX, Bone rates Jeopardy guest host...and other shit that a 46 year old mind can't remember two days after saying it
So believe it or not...we have a fan. A friend of a friend of Dunn's reached out awhile back to offer support, so we brought him out of the shadows and into the sunlight. He's an interesting dude...so hopefully you enjoy
Dunn is back!!! We catch up, rant, and ponder a bunch of OTHER old man shit.
Bone sits down with Mary from back in the day. We discuss her days as a Female BMX Pioneer...her resurgence...and many things in between. Hopefully you enjoy
Bone's brother James joins us this week. We talk NFL hypotheticals, wedding night c●ckblocks, and boob jobs. There's also a bunch of OTHER stuff, but you'll have to listen to find out
Bone's homeboy John finally guests on the podcast...and it turns out that him and Jeff they have more in common than with Bone himself. It's all good though...we're all fam
The song remembers when....even if you don't know the actual WORDS of the song. In this episode, we recap the Superbowl, discuss the systematic dismantling of Dunn's beloved? Texans, and how a song can immediately take you back to a specific place in time...like when you farted on a couch with a girl on your lap.
Let's see...Dunn explains the Gamestop situation to Bone along with alot of OTHER adult shit. Then we discover that we have VERY different tastes in weekend kickoff music. Oh...and we'll also be having guests now.
Bone's son guests to help us figure out the logistics of a three man booth
Yet another hour of male pattern meandering. We discuss going back to school, actual college for Dunn, and the East Bay rap game for Bone. Then we turn to the optimism of a new regime...and hypothetical ceilings that still remain. And last but not least...thank you to the new downloads...even if they WERE possibly unintended.
Typical bitch fest between two middle aged men. Dunn's going to college so we're probably going to hear about that for awhile. McRib, college and covid. And a few other topics.
Jan 7 2021 bone_and_dunn on instaWe're back at it y'all...and ready to knock the rust off. In this episode, we discuss our hopes, wishes, and dreams for 2021...until Bone kills the buzz with his woefully uneducated take on the state of the nation...unapologetically. Dunn gives investment advice that only deaf people should listen to...and that Mrs. Dunn hopefully DOESN'T listen to...but remains steadfast in his belief that 2021 will be his (insert Too Short's favorite word here).
We discuss People's sexiest man alive. Why Dunn's going to hell from a comment. Dunn gives a little glimpse into his book/memoir he's working on.
Jeff takes a trip down no memory lane with a story about adult eggnog induced public nudity and double homicide. Then we "mass" debate about which first time we'd re-live if given the opportunity...among other things
We recorded tonight because neither one of us remember recording Friday...thanks to Buffalo Trace Kentucky Bourbon and Neighbor Matt's (aka The Truth) homebrew. We discuss Bone's medical Catch-22, Jeff gets another "would you rather", and we argue the merits of different degrees of lady lettuce.
Two of the most erotic words for Dunn are "Paid For"...and it surprisingly doesn't pertain to sex. Then he breaks down your registration fees like John Madden. We also talk about a bunch of other shit, but we both got too drunk to remember much.
Tats on women, graying patterns, and other things that we have no say in.
The simplest things take the longest time. More about road rage. Dunn vacuum's his car before he goes to the beach. Sneezing in masks and coughing boogers.
In this episode, we discuss the return of football and our own personal opinions of the protests that come along with it from the perspective of two questionably educated white dudes in their mid 40's.
Bone can fill this in. Or let the title speak for it self.
Nude beach thoughts. A rant fest. The older we get the more bitter we are. We especially want our free breads at restaurants.
We're back from a brief hiatus. We discuss our difference of opinion regarding our last episode...and how old people just ain't what they used to be. Then...we find out that Jeff just might not be the craft beer guy that he advertises himself as.
We revisit the benefits of weight loss, and whether it is better to have smelled and lost (for 6 months) than to never have been smelled at all. Bone looks for proof of life in the universe...and Jeff channels his inner Richard Dawson...."survey says?"
Jolly Rancher should make hard seltzers. Dunn's damn dogs. Bone's push to have Pete Rose in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Drunk sex or makeup sex? if you only had a shirt or socks for t.p. what would you use? Dunn has never heard of wiping an ass with a pine cone. Another unpaid Citylocs promo. Are the 80's now classics? A little shout out to Milli Vanilli. Bone's there to bring you up when you're down. Dunn finds the 2 female threeway as the answer. Bone -“If you're chasing ghosts you ain't going to do nothing but stub your toes on rocks”.
In this episode, we explore the juxtaposition between CERTAIN countries' talent in the arts and taste in podcasts. Then we discuss the sexiest six inches of exposed skin on the human body (according to Bone). Jeff wrestles with the most hypothetical of hypothetical situations, but calls on his 46 years of age and wisdom to make the right choice.
A quick look back at the humble beginnings of Bone & Dunn. Steve teaches all of the married men and women out there how to piss their wives off with only their wedding ring and a quick flick of the wrist. Then we delve right into FFM VS MMF, Yacht Rock vs Soft Rock, The Hulkster or Austin 3:16...and top it off with a very honest conversation about the parameters of professional role reversal. Next we discuss other people's money and controversial food pairings until Hurricane Senorita (Steve's wife) blows into Studio Bone and lectures Jeff about his lack of self health awareness and male boudoir shoot creativity.
The title say it all. It isn't pretty but, it's real.
Thoughts on wearing a mask. Hopefully green is a neutral gang color. Steve's reasons for and against masks are hilarious. Putting your card in your mouth is not a good idea. One of us was to invested in a mans cleavage. Blame the mask. Bone's 5 questions to see if we're at all alike. Sometimes answers are funnier then the questions. I keep the $20! If you could make any flavor, what flavor potato chip would you make? Bone says salt and vinegar taste like balls. Dunn wants pink popcorn. Thanks Mike and Lupe for your couple of cents.