Boyfriend Material

This week the boys talk about plane weirdos and bizarro Atlanta (Houston) and then help someone who maybe knows too much about their gf's cycles, and then another gf who's boyfriend won't listen when she says she hates surprise parties. We were tempted to say "acid in the face" again but then we tried to give actual advice. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there! And if you'd like to write in a question send it to midnightsnackcontact at gmail 

This week the boys talk about the three letter agencies spying on us, help a gf with an overly eager bf, give advice to a dude whose buddy is getting catfished, and celebrate one year of being your loving boyfriends. We forgot to get you anything tho. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about getting down with the sickness, the timeless urban cryptid who wears Muppet pajama pants, and help a caller who doesn't want to be a stepdad or a dad who steps up, and a misguided soul who wants to get back with their ex. Don't do it, bro! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a near death experience, Griff's girlfriend off the Zyn pouches, and help a girl who is mooching old ex's streaming logins with her new bf, and another caller who's bf won't pose for pics with her. Sounds pretty sus, actually. Check it out on this special episode of Girlfriend Material. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the size of boomer phones, the psychological effects of an Edible Complex, and then they help a gf who wants to show feet for cash, and caller with a messy friend who we kinda wanna be friends with. Every crew needs that good chaos for the chisme.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys went to a wedding, so in order to satiate your endless need for consuming content, we've cracked open the cooler and are peeling you off one of these! These being a Patreon episode. Listen and awe as your BFs get insanely baked and riff about the Netflix show "How to Build a Sex Room". If you want to hear more bonus content, please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support our boys there!

This week the boys talk about the Pope making the Vatican a Vatican't, Kanye's continued full sprint off the deep end, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object in the bedroom, and salvaging two friendships after your besties break up. We're also taking next week off so a Patreon bonus is dropping outside the paywall next Tuesday! If you want to hear more bonus content, please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support our boys there!

Here's a taste of our Patreon exclusive series: The Down Bad Files! You see them hiding in the shadows, find them lurking in the dark. You want to believe...but it's just hard to think someone could be down this bad. Welcome to The Down Bad Files. Stories from the front lines of horniness, too down bad to be real. The only scary part is they all are. If you'd like to hear more bonus content, please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support our boys there!

This week the boys talk about the homoerotic pleasure of UFC, help a woman who wants to look her husband right in the eye (the other end), drill down on friend etiquette and, devise a plan to get your friends addicted to your friendship. Seriously, your hangs are gonna need a Surgeon General's warning after this one, baby.   If you'd like to support this podcast join our Patreon.

This week the boys talk about the worst people to be next to at a concert, if it's possible to still live with an ex after you break up, and the prospect of adding masculine male friends to your irl MySpace top 8. I wouldn't tho, bro. Not to generalize, but men are responsible for all crime everywhere. Better get like a dog or something, which would be easier to clean up after frankly.   If you would like to support the creators of this show please subscribe to our Patreon.

This week the boys talk about April Fools and the garbage holiday that it is, ponder the joy and terror of being known by your partner, and help a couple prank their incredibly rude friends and family. We also learn Griff speaks fluent German and plays the violin. Seriously, how did this never come up in the years of our friendship?   If you'd like to support the show, you can on Patreon!

This week the boys talk about America's favorite pre-mature ejaculation repellent: baseball. After that, the boys help a caller that's such a good BF it's making his GF's friends dump their loser partners, and then they discuss how the passing of time will take us all from video vixens to MILFS (MILVES?) eventually.

This week the boys talk about watching adult movies on the Las Vegas sphere, consult a Jessica who's partner has dated four other Jessicas, and help a man whose partner thinks when he takes a long shower he's, how do you say, "searching for a good euphemism" if you know what I mean. Wink wink.   If you'd like to support this podcast and its creators please go to our Patreon.

This week the boys talk about the worst thing to say after a hookup, help a person whose partner is worried they'll find love after they die, and guide a man going through a divorce on the pros and cons of banging his friend's mom. She was coming on strong tho, for real. Seriously, he could have closed harder than Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.   If you'd like to support this podcast and its creators please go to our Patreon.  

This week the boys talk about how haunted Delaware is, how to get wifed up by someone in a better country so you can leave America, find the path of least resistance in a poly relationship, and discuss the bone-chilling ways The Piña Colada song could have ended. If you want to support Midnight Snack go to Midnight Snack Patreon

This week the boys discuss Armando's one-man battle with a horde of children, dispel the notion of "closure" after a breakup, and discuss a caller's wet boyfriend. Seriously, this guy is a real moist boy, a total damp daddy, a certified soaked bloke.

This week the boys do a post-Valentine's debrief, help a girl with an uncool boyfriend, say "bon voyage" to a caller's friend who is hypnotized by that good-good, and then thirst over Sedusa from the Powerpuff Girls. Seriously, our hearts haven't known peace since we saw her. If you're a real Sedusa type, hit us up in the DMs.

This week the boys help a guy who is unsure of what to do for Valentine's Day in a brand new relationship, relive some cat pee trauma, and discuss the GOAT hater Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. Seriously, did you see that? Drake's probably crying over a 16 year old Scotch. Then he's gonna open some whiskey.

This week the boys talk about Mando's brush with death, help a backseat driver learn to chill, and hear about a lovelorn straight dude who the ladies keep thinking is gay. We also talk about delicious Tangrams. Do you ever get down on a triangle? Maybe a rhombus? I'm gonna order some for the table.

This week the boys enter the 36 Bed Chambers and help a couple trying to negotiate sleeping styles and another couple with towel trouble. Seriously, dog, if you use the decorative towels in the guest bathroom, Griff will ensure they never find your body.

This week the boys help out a shallow lil scumbag live his dream of getting on Raya and give advice to a dude who simply can't stop giving off a "best friend" vibe on dates. Also if you can get us on Raya plz hit us up, I really wanna bang a bad DJ from Silver Lake. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv  

This week the boys help out a guy with a bit of a "small" problem and give advice to a dude who just wants to take someone home from the club. Btw me and my partner saw you from across this podcast and liked ur vibe. U wanna come to a secondary location w/ us? If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a gal whose boyfriend has been timing their "sessions" and give advice to a partner who absolutely HATES going to the doctor. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a guy looking to score a meet-cute New Years Eve kiss and a boyfriend who doesn't want to work out in the New Year. Do you see the theme? It's a New Years' episode. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys give advice to a loving, caring BF whose new GF lost her dad. Wait, is that right? Yeah. Reading the email again, that's what it says. Wow I really hope we knocked that one out of the park.  If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a guy who's "wife got too drunk at the company holiday party", whatever that means. Like, holiday parties were scientifically designed for you to get blasted at. They also weigh in on whether or not you should tell your kids about Santa Claus. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help you learn the tricks and trades of good girlfriend gift giving and give advice to a caring BF who just wants to pay off their partner's debt. Hey, man. If you wanna pay off someone's debt I got like 15 bills I can send you right now. My Venmo is @MandoTorres. Hop to it. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys give a guide on how to handle two people in your friend group dating each other and help a girl get her gross ass BF to brush his teeth. Also, you should go brush your teeth right now. Trust me.  If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a couple who can't agree on who gets to pick the music while driving and gives advice to someone considering moving in with their friend with benefits. Also, we talk about the GROSSEST DOG SITTER OF ALL TIME. I mean, just remembering the story makes my skin crawl. Ugh. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a guy who doesn't know when to delete old nudes and someone who can't tell when girls like them. Truly this episode represents the two wolves that live inside the Boyfriend Material audience. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a few certified scumbags. Between a BF who's in love with his GF's BFF and a guy who lied about his star sign, there's no lack of gatekeeping and gaslighting here. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys tackle the classic problem of "whose house do we go to for Thanksgiving?" They also give advice to a guy whose gf keeps going through his phone. Also I just realized it's Election Day. Oof. Hope this episode helps. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help a lady who got catfished by Ghostface and give tips on how to fight back against the scariest group known to man: The HOA. Also, they take a ton of edibles and it really kicks in faster than they expected. Whoops. Happy Halloween! If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a woman who's tired of dressing up like “sexy inanimate objects” for Halloween and a guy whose house might be haunted. Also they spend like 15 minutes talking about Hellraiser for no reason at all. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys are up late, bein' real spooky with it. They help a guy who hates doing couple's costumes and a woman who feels like her husband is taking Halloween "too seriously". Also, we figure out which calendar date is scientifically proven to be the best day to break up with someone. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys have special guest Paige Wesley on to help with planning the perfect proposal and teach anyone in a couple how to meet other couple friends. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help someone who found their friend's bf on Bumble and give advice to a woman who found out what her partner is jerkin' it to. I'll give you one guess what it was. If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys help out a guy who liked his ex's Instagram post from years ago and a gal whose interior style doesn't match her boyfriend's. Plus, you can find the same porn Armando jerks it too!   If you'd like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv

This week the boys talk crazy GF strats (a new meta has dropped), give you advice on how to stop people from hitting on your partner in public, and wonder what they'd do if they found out their younger sibling went to the same sex dungeon as them.

This week the boys share some BIG NEWS regarding their whereabouts, help a vexed vanilla bf match their girl's freak, and try to stop your “ha ha hee hee” boyfriend from ever trying stand up comedy.

This week the boys save a sober soul from their stoner spouse and finally weigh in on the “your dude best friend has ‘something he wants to tell you'” epidemic. Plus, Lake Lanier STRIKES BACK! No one can escape the lake.

This week the boys record live and in person, baby. Together they conquer their co-host's cowardice, give advice to a grieving girlfriend (not what you think I promise), and really rail against racists. Also, straight up, they record in a conference room and the entire time try not to get kicked out. These are some truly bad bfs.

This week, the boys provide perspective on potentially getting pegged by your partner, quell a query on how to question queer cuties, and set you up for a smashing good time at a strip club. Also, Andrew gets super introspective. Like a dang poet. Man really in his beret-wearing era fr fr If you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.

This week the boys uh...the boys...look, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, the boys didn't answer like 2/3's of the questions you asked them. It's like a presidential debate with how little time is spent on the questions. BUT they do attempt to provide peace to a pissy bedwetter, assist an aroace who accidentally attaches themselves, and bolster your bashfulness about your boyfriend moving in with you.

This week the boys find the cure for erectile dysfunction. Seriously. We solved it. No longer will your bepis fail to work (so long as you listen to this episode). They also fix the incel problem. Wow, lotta monumental game changers in this one. Can a podcast win a Nobel Peace Prize? If you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.

The boys are back, baby! This week they help a spouse solve a salty, fast food secret and give you tips on how to win her back. Spoiler alert: You're probably not gonna win her back. Also we really give it to Tyler Perry and the RNC, two entities that should get along but surprisingly don't. Do they? Is Tyler Perry a republican? Hold on, I gotta Google it. Oh. It says he's neither? That's...aight, whatever.

This week, they boys absolutely ignore a cry for help to talk about a lake, vest interest in a very nervous virgin, and convince your boyfriend to be down with kissing the homies. Dude, I cannot stress enough how messed up this lake is, tho. I don't even care about the advice, come for the lake, bro.

This week, the boys save you from a scary step-kid, guide you through getting girlfriend-ed, and perform an exorcism on the ghost of your grandma so that you can get it on in private. Plus, we get to meet the dude cucking Satan!

This week, the boys help a hetero bf fit in, come up with the best new tactic for leaving a date early, and solve the Cuban Daddy Crisis. I mean, dude. This lady's boinking her friend's dad. If that don't make ya click, nothing will.

This week, the boys deal with daddy doppelgängers, freedom fighting for counter space, and making peace with your sex doll. Plus, they give actually good advice for part of the show. What more could you ask for?

This week, the boys help you deal with your dumpy dude friends, keep your fries, and swap war stories about the worst Chili's in America. Buckle up, brother, it's time to fundamentally change the course of your relationship forever. You'll get that joke later, hopefully.