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The boys are back with tales of grown ass women and a possum story. Along the way they talk about Fred Willard, Byron Allen, Sarah Purcell and Real People (again) as well as how Heavy can't find Northern Exposure anywhere. So send us your memories of the first real woman you encountered, your thoughts about Real People or how you almost caused a traffic accident with America's only non-extinct native marsupial to Canyouhearmepod@gmail.com The post The Possum Story appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back three wide and ready to talk about their hometown, actresses they think aren't that attractive and Heavy wonders about sexy drawers. No, not those kinds of sexy drawers Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us know what you think about actresses you think aren't all that and give us your thoughts about sexy drawers by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 and DM those nuts to @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Sexy Drawers appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gus sit down to read listener emails, talk about their home town and ask are butts the new boobs? Amazingly, Gus digs out listener emails that are actually from 2020, including one from the very day of recording. Ty tells a story he heard about Mickey Mantle and the boys wonder if times are changing. We ask the important questions so that you don't have to. Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us know what you think about butts and boobs, and suggest other ways to support Heavy by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 and DM those nuts to @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Are Butts the New Boobs? appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gus sit down in Ty's garage to discuss old tv shows and episodes that left a mark. They also encourage people to still support the nuts for Heavy movement and talk about adult marching bands and adult flag corps. Once again they talk about very special episodes of What's Happening, Diff'rent Strokes and old public service announcements. I learned it by watching you! Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us know what tv show episodes messed up your young brains, and suggest other ways to support Heavy by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 and DM those nuts to @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Episodes That Left a Mark appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Two of your beloved friends got together to lift your spirits and hopefully have you help our new charity called Nuts for Heavy. After two months apart, Ty and Gus talk about old bars, Three's Company, hair dressers and old movies like The Getaway and Touch of Evil. Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, tell us how you would use your time machine or why you think Donald Southerland or Elliott Gould scored so much tail by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 and DM those nuts to @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Nuts for Heavy appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The three amigos are back for more fireside chat (from before the lockdown) and one of us teaches us about Ethiopian Potluck. You're in for more Heavy voice mails to himself and lots of snickering and nutkicking. And for the old timers in the 903 we briefly discuss the greatness of the Ben Franklin five and dime. Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, tell us about your vast knowledge of Ethiopian customs or whether you are an assman by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Ethiopian Potluck appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

We know he has been teasing us forever, but Ty finally tells us the first actress story. But before we dig in, we kick each other in the nuts and talk manscaping and other nonsense. The First Actress Story is NOT About Natalie Wood So we don't get sued or beat up by the ex-husband or the current boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the cowardly. Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us hear your guesses of who the real players were in this actress story and let us know want to be a meet up coordinator by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Ty Finally Tells the First Actress Story appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The fire is dying down and the energy on this one may be too which will inevitably leave 'em wanting more. Heavy recounts his trip to "Indian Territory" (his words, not Ty's or Gus's). He tells us his review of the Brandy Carlisle show. Not surprisingly, he also made a stop at an all you can eat catfish buffet in Gainesville called Catfish Louie's. Then settle in for a some of the most old man conversation about where else you would live (sorry Oklahoma). I guess we are what we are. Heavy is a Big Proponent of Catfish Louie's in Gainesville Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us hear your reviews of all you can eat restaurants and let us know want to be a meet up coordinator by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Leave ‘Em Wanting More appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back around the fire, reading emails, talking about old man stuff and Heavy tells us what makes sense. We finally read Beau's email reply to a call that Ty made years ago about romantic stories involving Inuits. And we engage in way too much old man talk about underwear and pants. Heavy also starts a trade war with the Chinese over leather soled boots. Heavy is a Big Proponent of Haggar Slacks....That Makes Sense Send in your emails with or without attachments so we can read them, let us hear your hot sports opinions about underwear and let us know what else makes sense by dropping us an electronic mail to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Huh…That Makes Sense appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Even though we may not have put out many episodes this year, we did manage to come up with a Best of 2019 episode. There was enough scream talking, laugh crying, pompous bragging and insane questions to fill over an hour. Let us know what you want to hear about, share your own bragging or become locally famous by emailing canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post The Best of 2019 appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Three lifelong friends gather around the fire pit to discuss real people. Who are we kidding? Three smart asses gather around a fire to crack jokes and make each other cry laugh. This week, we finally get around to reading listener emails from 2018. Ty and Gus fondly remember Real People Check out Drinking Out Loud the podcast by CourtneyDFW, Chris10 and ThatGirlKacy12 Send in your emails so we can read them, your guesses at what inappropriate things Heavy said and your ideas for general mayhem to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Real People Real Problems appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back for part 2 of their discussion about Country Music a Film by Ken Burns and you can guess who has "Fired up Country Loins". We wrap up our review of the PBS documentary and point out who we thought got slighted and some of the more interesting items we hadn't known about prior to our viewing. Dolly Parton Made a Mark on Our Collective Psyche Send in your hot sports opinions about who should have been included in the documentary, thoughts on the greatness of Dolly Parton, and your opinion about any other random ideas to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Country Music A Film by Ken Burns Part 2 – Fired Up Country Loins appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

After some nonsense and fireside chat, the boys settle down to review the PBS documentary Country Music a Film by Ken Burns. But first there is jackassery, shenanigans and gift giving. The book Gus gave Heavy was Collapse by Jared Diamond (of Guns, Germs and Steel). The album was Let Me Be Your Baby by Charly McClain. Send in your questions about blanket coat making, thoughts on the Country Music documentary, and your essays about how Porky's or Porky's II changed your life to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Country Music a Film by Ken Burns Part 1 appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Join us as we discuss old tv shows, Gus's trip report from the East Coast and a racist board game from the nineties called Stir Crazy. Stir Crazy"The Sane Way to Entertain" While on the East Coast, Gus drove to meet up with some of his favorite work wives and revisit his old haunts in Philadelphia, including Suzy's Lounge. They also stopped at the Goodwill where Gus picked up yet another board game for his collection, but this time it turned out to be the slightly racist dinner party game "Stir Crazy". The guys also discuss seventies tv comedies and Gus bores everyone with the recap of the Andy Griffith and William Shatner made for TV movie "Pray for the Wildcats" which also co-starred Robert Reed and Angie Dickinson. Send in your questions about old tv shows, thoughts on what Gus had to keep bleeping out, and your stories about your obsessive collections to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Stir Crazy: The Slightly Racist Board Game appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Your three favorite educated hillbillies are back for tales of dangerous driving, old men and Heavy's fermented belly. Nocona Boots Advertisement Send in your stories of not remembering how you got somewhere, thoughts on kimchi, and whether you think a former heroin junkie is a good dude to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fermented Belly appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Join the boys as they record in the sweltering heat and force Gus to spend a lot of time to make a suitable radio edit. If you like cry laughing and trying to figure out what someone may or may not have said, then this episode is for you. Send in your stats on albinos, personal records for the one hand unclasp, and personal views on small statured dictators to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Radio Edit appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

It’s a super sized episode were we learn how Ty double f’s it. Gus re-dubbed almost all of his missing dialogue because it is no fun listening to him stuck in the well. Enjoy Ty in his finest wound up story telling mode. Who knew florists and fax machines would ever be so heavily featured in an episode. Plus a late addition insane story of a nervous friend we grow up with. Send in your failed dating stories, tales of nervous friends, and anecdotes about florists who went to prison to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Ty Double F’s It appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The guys are back with tales of the great equalizer and how their Sphincter Power let them down. It's NSFW to the extreme and Gus is still stuck in a well, so his audio sounds terrible. But please fight through it for some great stories from three guys who couldn't stave off explosive diarrhea. Send in your Olestra horror stories, thoughts about pleated pants, and your helpful laboratory tips to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Sphincter Power appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back to hear about the fight Heavy is having with his home warranty. Gus's track didn't record so it sounds like he is stuck in a well. Also we learn about Heavy's new found knowledge of dishwasher pumps. Home Warranty Companies Won't Like Heavy When He's Angry Send in your recording feedback, experiences with home warranties, and your thoughts on refurbished appliance parts to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Heavy Versus the Home Warranty appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back for the second episode from the pasture as they sit around for a hopefully amusing fireside chat. We tackle area codes, hobo cooking, the male orgasm and much much more. Send in your favorite area code, ideas about what the male orgasm feels like, and any other nonsense to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fireside Chat appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The crew sets up outdoors to record and Heavy says "Damn this is something!" But is it really? Listen as Heavy builds a fire and talks off mic. Gus recounts stories of suppositories, presidents and true love. Heavy talks about trees he loves and the batteries of the recorder run out just as he is about to tell us which tree he would like to make sweet love to. He was probably going to say the Chinese Lace Bark Elm. Send in your tales of the first time you had a finger up your butt, what your favorite fire wood is, and any other nonsense to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Damn This is Something appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty, Heavy and Gus do their best impression of old men yelling at clouds and tell the younger generations to get over it. Looking back at the war on drugs, the AIDS crisis, the Satanic Panic and the looming specter of nuclear Armageddon, they just don't get the younger generation's world view. Send in your tales of the first time you saw cocaine, what worried you growing up, and your libertarian thoughts about hand jobs to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Get Over It appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The three friends are back to talk more nonsense and for Gus to re-tell the story of the torpedo bra in World History class. Artist Recreation of the Historic Event Send in your tales of wardrobe failures, thoughts about bullet bras, and your complaints about Ty to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Torpedo Away appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The full crew is back and Ty is full of stories including his tale of the tape. It's a little slow at first, but after a month apart, we get back into the swing of things. Send in your tales of weird professors, tips for home improvement Heavy, and stories about women sizing you up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Tale of the Tape appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Professor Brad joins Gustav for Twitter questions, questionable views about marathons and talk of shrinkage. Send in your crazy theories about showers, tales of your neighbors hitting on you and any ideas on how to reconstruct society that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Shrinkage appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Once again, Professor Brad joins Gustav to talk about universal basic income, civil war bullets and Quentin Tarantino. They start off with some serious discussion about the looming specter of automation and the possible need for universal basic income. Then they head for the ditch and discuss Brad's personal growth, Minnie balls, and Quentin Tarantino acting in his own movies Send in your favorite director cameos, tales of your relationship with your ex-wife's boyfriend, and any solution to the universal basic income paradox that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Universal Basic Tarantino appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Since Ty and Heavy wouldn't record, Professor Brad joins Gus to talk crazy science ideas and North American giants. Professor Brad Slays Gustav's Giant Notions Gus brings up mound builders, the Book of Enoch and the Nephilim, attacks anthropology theories, is a proponent of genetic memory and confuses Brad by the end of the episode. Send in your crackpot ideas, tales of giants that bothered your ancestors, and any crazy hypothesis that you thought up to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad – Giants appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

We asked some listeners on Twitter and they came up with the Best of 2018. Listen back to some of the best parts of a great year of Can You Hear Me. Stick around through the outro for bonus nonsense. Send in your thoughts about topics for 2021, tasteful nudes, and your thoughts on how we are doing to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post The Best of 2018 appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The third podcast of a night of recording prompted Gus to say "Maybe this whole podcast was a mistake. They deal with a question from Heavy after he's been listening to NPR. Then they tackle 8 month old emails which they probably should have just skipped over. Send in your thoughts about what the letters mean, non-scatalogical tales of field house shenanigans, and your thoughts on how weightlessness affects digestion to  canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Maybe This Whole Podcast Was a Mistake appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

After months, the three amigos are back together to sit down and discuss the Santa Fe road trip and bacon wrap it all up. The last audio Gus recorded was at Beau's restaurant Friday night, but the trip lasted till the following Monday evening. So we fill in the gaps and share some other delightful moments. Also we give Ty a chance to tell us how he really feels. Send in your thoughts about bacon crispiness, nominations for next year's road trip location, and your thoughts on proper strip club stage progression to  canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Bacon Wrap Up appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The crew is back to full strength to discuss license plates, Gustav's vacation and Gus on a scooter. Heavy calls for the ball from the start with his hot sports opinions about license plates.  You won't want to miss anything as explosive and controversial as license plate talk. Then Gustav details his recent family vacation to New York City and Washington D.C.   There is a lot of old man yelling at the clouds in this episode about the youth of America, dilution of societal knowledge and then we get to the good stuff when he discloses the story of Gus on a scooter. Gus on a Scooter Send in your thoughts about kids today, stories about the Smithsonians or your thoughts on transporting wooden high chairs on Amtrak trains to  canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Gus on a Scooter appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gustav return with once again with stories and rename a major historical period as World War Two - Electric Boogaloo.  Ty regales us with tales of his misspent youth and we answer Twitter questions from faithful listeners. Send in your thoughts about nineties country bars, stuff your grandpa brought back from wars or your thoughts on nuts to  canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post World War Two – Electric Boogaloo appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gus channel their inner Uncle Rico and imagine what they would do with a time machine.  There is a lot of bleeping to protect the innocent and possibly their own lives.  Plus  condiment talk, eighties and nineties nostalgia, and a sprinkle of supreme court talk. Send in your thoughts about condiments, time machine options or your stories about the time you danced with a senior girl to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Ty and Gus’s Time Machine appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

It was close but this gem of an episode was almost lost and you never would have learned why Ty and Gustav say "Thanks Incas!!!"  Ty and Gustav love you the listener despite not being the self declared world's best or America's favorite.  This week we kick America's favorite in the crotch while he isn't here to defend himself.  Plus we talk about the powerhouse of Reagan's election wins, the unfortunate early career path of Fritz von Erich and much, much more.  And we proclaim "Thanks Incas!!!" Send in your thoughts about your Taser ideas, favorite alternate episode name or stories about dueling preachers to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Thanks Incas!!! appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Heavy and Gustav are joined once again by Beau in Santa Fe as he revisits the story of his hardware and Heavy makes a bold claim that he is "the world's best" something or other.  Plus Gustav and Beau geek out over Doc Savage.  This episode is very NSFW. Send in your thoughts about your worst mistake, Wheaties t-shirts or your claims at being "the world's best" to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod   The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Part 5 – The World’s Best appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Heavy and Gustav are joined by special guest Beau in Santa Fe to discuss why Ty isn't with them and the worst breakfast in Amarillo. Send in your thoughts about hot liquids, the worst food you have had in Amarillo or stories about how Heavy's snoring has negatively affected you to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Big shoutouts to the Santa Fe Bar and Grill in Santa Fe, NM and The Old Bank Saloon in Quanah, TX.  Both of those places were great! Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Part 4 – Worst Breakfast in Amarillo appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Tune into this definitely NSFW episode as we find out what someone from the 903 told their woman to "show heavy".  The audio is rough, the stories are funny, and it will put a smile on your face. Send in your thoughts about optometrists, places you've bought vending machine condoms or stories about being flashed to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Part 3 – Show Heavy Your Meow appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

It's part 2 of the Santa Fe road trip audio and we talk about moon signs, trip bits and a buddy's stress test. Send in your thoughts about medical procedures gone wrong, the best time to dehorn cattle or stories about Wichita Falls, Texas to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Part 2 – Stress Test appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Heavy, Ty and Gustav load up and start their road trip to Santa Fe but spend way too much time talking about Vera from Alice. There is also a lot of confusion about Mama's Family character Iola, a stop at Alsup's and more.   Send in your thoughts about Vic Tayback, the best Alsup's burrito you ever had or stories about Saint Jo, Texas to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Santa Fe Road Trip – Part 1 – Vera from Alice appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Fake Bailey Jay and Luci join Gustav in part two of a night of fun as they discuss a mysterious lady named Rita, 80's homemade porn, wrestling women and what happens when you get mud in your earhole. It's a fun episode of male versus female mud wrestling, an explanation of how magazine returns worked in the Nineties, awkward conversations with old doctors, temporary hearing loss, Seventies swingers, the impact of VHS camcorders on amateur pornography and much more. If you have words for Fake Bailey Jay send them to Gus since she is anti-Twitter.  Luci is on Twitter @lucihasfun Send in your tales about the weirdest thing you had to explain to a doctor, thoughts about amateur porn and favorite inventory management stories to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fake Bailey Jay and Luci – Mud in Your Earhole appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Fake Bailey Jay and Silly Luci join Gustav this week for the first part of a special two part extravaganza where they talk about FBJ and Gustav's past and Ed McMahon and courtroom artist sketches. You can't get a hold of Fake Bailey Jay unless you talk to Gustav, but Luci is on Twitter @LuciHasFun Send in your tales about when you learned your friend was gay, thoughts about Fantasy Island and favorite Love Boat episodes to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Fake Bailey Jay – Courtroom Artist Sketches appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The full crew is together to talk about breakfast foods of our childhoods and hear stories about the Old Heavy and the Sea.  Heavy is back from his vacation with tales about his interactions with the nautical world. Plus much much more. Send in your tales about the ocean stealing your possessions, thoughts about pop tarts and favorite soda jerk stories to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post The Old Heavy and the Sea appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The full crew is back for a big announcement and meat talk.  Heavy reveals the pending road trip destination, Gus talks about bad barbecue, and Heavy tells us how he likes his meat. Send in your barbecue hot sports opinions, thoughts about steak and favorite roadtrip stories to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Meat Talk appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gustav (who truly care about you the listener) tackle the delicate subject of pancake nipples this week.  Plus Ty tells about a convenience store merchandise return and Gus retells his ballroom dancing story.   Let us know your favorite dance steps, thoughts about pancake nipples and ideas about knees to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Pancake Nipples appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gustav sit down to discuss upcoming documentaries to be discussed, soap, and the possibilities of the Cult 0f Heavy. We want everyone to watch three documentaries that we will be discussing in the future.  Wild, Wild Country on Netflix and on Amazon Prime  "The Source Family"  and "Finders Keepers". Send in your cult anecdotes, thoughts about soap and favorite documentaries to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod     The post The Cult of Heavy appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Ty and Gustav discuss where Heavy is, haircuts back in the day, hay forks, and much much more.  This episode contains an expansion of the Hostess versus Little Debbie debate so that it includes Mrs. Baird and Tasty Kake.  Check out Professor Brad  his new podcast with KJ called Our Texas (about Texas history. Send in your hot sports opinions about Mrs. Bairds, fan fiction about Heavy's vacation and pics of your bad haircuts to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Hay Forks and Haircuts appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

Professor Brad and Gustav wrap up their conversation about rubber bullets, lethal force,  their crackpot ideas about anthropology and ethnobotanicals.  Brad and Gus also go back to the off the grid dream and Brad shares his idea for a new time scale and language to make humanity better.   Check out Professor Brad on Below the Belt and his new podcast with KJ called Our Texas (about Texas history. Send in your podiatry and skin problems, thoughts about parenting and regretful tattoos to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire and Brad is @bitsarefun Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod   The post Professor Brad Part 2 – Rubber Bullets appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

While Heavy and Ty are off doing stuff, Professor Brad joins Gustav to discuss parenting, seventies shows and hammer toe. Check out Professor Brad on Below the Belt and his new podcast with KJ called Our Texas (about Texas history.  Send in your podiatry and skin problems, thoughts about parenting and regretful tattoos to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire and Brad is @bitsarefun Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Professor Brad Part 1 – Hammer Toe appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are back with Heavy showing why he is Captain Subtle.  A large portion of the episode was lost during  a flash flood. Once again we talk about underwear, the bicycle shop episode of Diff'rent Strokes, Underoos and the "heat".   Send in your Underoos stories, experiences of getting too hot and thoughts about life size murals to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Captain Subtle appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys tackle the age old debate of Little Debbie versus Hostess.   Plus we talk about square baled hay, new additions to Amazon Prime such as CHiP's and The Prisoner as well as some Waffle House versus IHOP talk. Send in your vote for the favorite snack cake, preferred breakfast restaurant or theories about The Prisoner to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Little Debbie Versus Hostess appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.

The boys are in rare form after someone drank a lot of whiskey, so we dig into the mail bag and talk about sports patriotism, two wheeled vehicles, small town deaths and a Southwestern piercing. Send in your dirt bike stories, experiences with pierced naughty parts and thoughts about sports patriotism to canyouhearmepod@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @canyouhearmepod @realgustav @tywebb3000 @heavylongmire Find us on Tumblr and Instagram @canyouhearmepod The post Southwestern Piercing appeared first on Can You Hear Me?.