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The official podcast of the alt-center https://twitter.com/centristmadness

Centrist Madness


    • Apr 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 78 EPISODES


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    Ep. 93: Steven Spielberg's Submarine Themed Restaurant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 56:47


    - Discussion about Steven Spielberg and his movie making, particularly his Submarine themed restaurant - Analysis of the Trump government and its various policies - Discussion about chiseling and finding flat rocks - Viking culture, personal hygiene, and bathing practices - Origins and the concept of soap - Function of soap against oil, bacteria, and viruses - Differences between hard and soft water, effects of hard water on soap & conditioner - Humorous banter involving a fictional character named 'Soapy Briquette'

    Ep. 91: Jeb Bush of Arabia

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 50:41


    Signalgate, Neoconservatism, and the mind of the modern 3-digit IQ Republican.

    Ep. 90: Big Rocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 53:51


    Anthony Hopkins' ONE WEIRD TRICK for staying in shape, no matter where he travels. PLUS strongman gyms, smelling salts and other bro-vote catnip that will put you on a intellectual trajectory which culminates in the repudiation of National Socialism.

    Ep. 89: MAGA Manners Lesson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 42:33


    Did you even thank us for producing this podcast? Did you even say thank you one time? Did you? Huh?

    Ep 87: Hawk Tuah the Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 51:40


    The Telepathy Tapes. Hawk Tuah Coin. Drones.

    Ep 86: Wokeness and Its Discontents

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 47:19


    Post election musings. The rise and fall of woke and what it means for politics past and future. Fidel Castro's weird dairy obsession.

    Ep 84: Resist Lib Stalingrad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 50:35


    Rallying the troops for the final battle between good and evil. Plus toothpaste flavor pairing.

    Ep 82: VEEPSTAKES and Rambo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 64:53


    Rambo: First Blood deconstructed in context of the Reagan revolution and its pernicious effects on popular culture.

    Ep. 81: JOE OUT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 51:40


    Don't cry cause it's Joever, smile cause it Joeappened.

    Ep. 78: Evolution DEBUNKED

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2024 57:31


    In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxOlbh-RF/?igsh=ZTFnM3dna3h2cGU3

    Ep. 77: Rocky 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 49:52


    Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

    Ep. 76: Rocky 2/3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 55:08


    Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3

    Ep 75: Rocky I

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 59:21


    This is the rocky that started them all, the rocky upon which all subsequent rockys would build.

    Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 65:05


    Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

    Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 80:33


    Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

    Ep. 71: Ain't dead, ain't gonna die

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 54:09


    Returning after extended hiatus

    Ep. 68: The four types of Chinese faces

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 54:58


    Polycules, Olivia Wilde salad story, Brittney Griner

    The JFK Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 79:03


    Patrick Breen joins to help us solve the mystery of the JFK assassination once and for all. The answer may surprise you (if you're a rube.) Also some really great discussion on Bill O'Reilly's killing X book series.

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    Ep. 65: Black Hobbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 59:24


    Hobbits can be black now. What does it mean? How does it affect YOU? We break down all the angles. PLUS special guest Dhaaruni makes her Centrist Madness debut with some big ideas for the Democratic party.

    Ep. 64: Inventory Shakeout

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 56:06


    Matt rain man's correct inflation rate

    Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 62:47


    Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts by Centrist Madness

    Ep. 61: Matt gets cruised

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 64:26


    Matt attracts some (unwanted?) attention at a gay bar in NYC. Best restaurant idea. French jet boots. Murdered oil execs and whatever Putin is dying of.

    Ep 59: Please do not attack nuclear power plants

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 56:03


    There's all kinds of stuff in there you don't want to blow up. They have like big complicated cooling systems that are piping water around all sort of different ways, and a lot of controls and electrical stuff you don't want to hit with a RPG. Honestly, and I'm not trying to be a dick, this seems really intuitive and it's fucked up that we even have to point this out. Read up on the paratroopers: https://twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1499377671855292423?s=21 Donate to Ukrainian Military: https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi Donate to help trans Texans: https://secure.everyaction.com/eKwA--rdJ0iUSXFOUGVMPw2

    Ep. 58: #1 Top Ukraine Predictions of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 62:41


    200,000 Russian troops have massed on the Ukranian border. What are they up to? We have a few theories. Recorded Wednesday, February 16th.

    Ep. 57: Centrist Madness Revisited (Born to be mild)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 51:28


    Returning to our roots...two guys being right about things...

    Ep 56: Selenium + Dress

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 57:40


    AOC's dress. Selenium, like the element. S-to-the-E. The borderline metalloid. Atomic number 38 woot woot!

    Ep 55: The Russia Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 56:13


    Our man in Moscow, Sergey Goryashko, reporter for BBC Russia, catches us up to speed on Russian politics, the rise of "Male State" and the foodie culture that is sweeping the Kremlin.

    Ep. 54: Afghanistan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 58:35


    Kabul falls, but the dream of a gay caliphate lives on. Continuing coverage of #LambGate. Pro-chef @anashwt joins and he's also some kind of middle-eastern history expert? That's the type of people we have in the alt-center...real renaissance persons. Goddamned polymaths is what they are.

    Ep. 53: Will Pounder

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 66:31


    Will Pounder stops by to talk crypto

    Ep 51: The Meat Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 73:28


    * Meat talk * Lamb in America * Matt goes HAM on Yang with Special guest Two Kong Theo

    Ep. 50: The Fiftieth Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 61:11


    Can't believe we've published 50 of these things

    Ep 49: The Snydest Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 79:40


    This one is all about the Synder cut. If you're interested in the Synder cut, this is an ep for you!

    Ep. 47: Cocktail 2: The Hope

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 65:12


    Hope makes a special cocktail for this episode.

    Ep. 46: The Three Amigxs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 67:08


    Texas freezes and Ted Cruz goes to Cancun

    Ep. 44: Women and Grids (or Lewd Crude Dudes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 71:58


    Electric grid operator and car-thusiast Dentonppm makes his Centrist Madness debut to discuss women and other critical infrastructure

    Ep. 43: Pigs in shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 50:46


    Our friend and financial money wizard Vish explains GameStop bubble and we discuss implications on day-trading praxis as a means to usher in socialist revolution.

    Ep 42: Feminist Breastaurant Roadhouse Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 68:12


    Hope and Jenny join to discuss the 1989 classic film Roadhouse, and Matt's billion-dollar Breastaurant idea.

    Ep. 40: The Silence of the Libs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 66:26


    gothbiden stops by to talk about serial killers

    Ep. 39: Starting to Look a Lot Like Fascism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 60:22


    Twitter's Ne0liberal joins to discuss fascist mobs overrunning the capitol, PLUS a Hollywood Minute you won't want to miss

    Ep. 38: Low Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 62:46


    My voice is fucked up cause I didn't restart my computer for 23 days. Sam Grady and @pulsepersephone join to discuss Buttigieg, Nathan J Robinson's wardrobe and the news of the day

    Ep. 37: Our Big Interview with David Shor

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 82:19


    Political data scientist and Obama campaign veteran David Shor joins and we try to act professional while discussing: * The 2020 campaign and what the hell just happened * Why the polls sucked * The rise of authoritarianism * How Democrats can win

    Ep. 36: Two Yodas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 55:42


    Biden cabinet picks. Parler. The rise of conspiracy theories. Mysteries of the bible. WIFI on planes.

    Ep. 35: Rapid Fire High Level Gameplay

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 70:24


    The Alt-Center origin story. AOC vs Pelosi. Matt's burger idea. Smallpapa gives us the secrets to planning the perfect orgy.

    Ep. 34: VICTORY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 58:20


    Biden wins.

    Ep. 33: Scent of a curmudgeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 54:20


    Bernie's former Deputy Natl States Director joins the pod to give us the inside scoop on his campaign and discuss Greenwald, Corbyn, the upcoming election, and Matt getting cucked.

    Ep. 32: The Jokes Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 66:20


    Get ready to laugh.

    Ep. 31: Bad Faith and Bimbos

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 58:13


    * Woodward-gate. * Critical support for Ryan Knight. * Dialectical analysis of Bad Faith episode one. Smallpapa and Sam Grady join to discuss the erotic nature of feet, and being a bimbo in 2020.

    Ep. 30: Three men and a papa, ft. Sam Grady and Smallpapa

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 57:07


    Everything has to be perfect for our interview with Instagram star smallpapa, so we're crossing the t's, dotting the i's, and double-dotting the umlauts to make sure it goes off without a hitch!

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    Ep 29: Airy Zinfandel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 58:08


    College Students back on the menu, Steve Bannon arrested, DNC convention, Stasi Pelosi trolls and DO SOMETHING twitter.

    Ep. 28: The Politics Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 53:17


    Itchin' for your political fix? Tie off and smack up as these two beltway insiders deliver a whoppin' dose discourse straight to your veins.

    Ep. 27: Gene Kreemer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 59:13


    Incorrigible Twitter rascal Gene Kreemer stops by to talk sex, politics, and secret Cuban sons.

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