Chicken Fried Radio

It's (ostensibly) all about side effects, and what they may include. You know, as per the title of the freakin' episode!Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "Kinktastrophe!", drops on November 1st!

The Jackasses discuss exploding cows, shutting the fuck up, and how T.E. can better serve the greater podcast listening audience. If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit http://chaturbate.com/chickenfriedradio on September 13th at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "Side Effects May Include," drops on September 1st!

This episode is just, like, your opinion, man. The Jackasses discuss stuff and things, get really hungry, and then freak out after staring at their hands. Or maybe they talk about cannabis. And dogs. And Jesus. If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit http://chaturbate.com/b/chickenfriedradio on August 31st at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "What CFR Did On Our Summer Vacation," drops on September 1st!

This episode demonstrates two things. One: we are technically capable of getting an episode out on time. Two: maybe we should work on our theme selection a little bit. In any case, witness the full star power of the Four Jackasses of the New Age Apocalypse as they literally get kicked off a sex cam site for... not masturbating enough!?! If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit chaturbate.com/b/chickenfriedradio on August 11th at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode drops on August 15th!

Another 2 and a half years, another episode! CFR answers the easy questions this time around like, "Must America Go Fascist?" and "Who the fuck are these hosts?" and "When will this podcast get funny?" Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode drops on August 1st.

An episode description? What the fuck do you think it's about? Frankly, who cares what it's about, it's motherfucking CFR. You'll either listen or you won't (okay, we all know you probably won't). We're feelin' a little woozy here! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Douchebags, Douchebags, Douchebags- episode! Why do douchebags get hot chicks? What's the douchebag/b-boy matrix? How do trannies fit into all of this? Do you like my new haircut? Fuckin' skanks! This episode runs about an hour, and the song at the end is -Is She Really Going Out With Him- by Joe Jackson. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Voltron of Doom- episode! Yes folks, the long-rumored on-again off-again affair that seems somehow to have been associated with the near total annihilation of the CFR universe is finally ready to be revealed! Run a stake through its heart, this episode is FINALLY dead. This one's all about Germans and Japanese freakiness, friends. It features a Very Special Guest, a tangent or two, a plain-Jane .mp3 file, and a surprising dearth of scatological references. This trainwreck has a little bit of lagniappe, clocking in at about 1 hour and 14 minutes. Enjoy it or else. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -A Modest Episode Episode-! We discuss all things irony and satire, lament our lack of links, and call it a day. Frankly, this one's pretty perfunctory, save for the impromptu ice battle somewhere in there. And no, geeks, we're not talking about anything Hoth-related, we promise. Hang in there! Next episode is bound to be better, right? RIGHT? It's all about, um, cars. Anyway, this one clocks in at about an hour. The song at the end is -At a Medium Pace- by Opera Man. Good night, and good luck. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Autoerotica- episode! This week it's all cars, horseless chariots, and vehicular madness. And sticking rods up your urethra, of course. You sick Peckers will love it! This episode runs about 67 minutes long. The song at the end is -Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars- by the Dead Milkmen. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -$700 Billion Episode- episode! This time around we tackle bailouts, tax breaks, ladylove economy, and what it all means for the little people. Hey, finances = fun in our book! Right? Uh, right? Guys? This episode is almost exactly 60 minutes long. The song at the end is -Folsom Prison Blues- by Johnny Cash. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -I'll Give You Something to Suck On- episode! This one essentially serves as Ryan's personal therapy session as we discuss the whys, wherefores, and whences of that harsh mistress, Nicotine. This episode runs about 58 minutes. The song at the end is -Candy Cigarette- by the Presidents of the United States of America. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Put THIS In Your Mouth Episode- episode! Yes friends, CFR is back... kind of like that case of herpes that flares up when you least expect it! This episode is all about food, glorious food! It's a double episode, each in HALF the time of a normal length episode! It contains something for everybody, including the scat man as we revisit the most notorious video of 2008 a year late. All this and more on a Very Special CFR. This one clocks in at 1 hour and 3 minutes. The song at the end is -Worm Food- by Ruth Theodore. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Potpourri of Poop- episode, and at a whopping hour and a half, this ill-conceived audio extravaganza will block your colon like a block of finely aged government cheese. It rambles, veers off on wild tangents, and provides a rare T.E./Ryan role reversal of truth. Enjoy it while you can, sickos. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's our April Fool's Day extravaganza! By far the best, most interesting episode CFR has ever recorded. You'll love it or double your money back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

NURSE: Doctor! Doctor! The patient! It's... it's... MOVING! DOCTOR: Nurse, don't waste my time. The patient's been unresponsive for months. Some of us think it's not even alive any more. NURSE: No, really! I think it's waking up! DOCTOR: Don't be ridicul- CFR: Arrrghgggllle... bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrghhh... gaaaaaaaaaah! DOCTOR: Sweet mother of god! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! NURSE: Oh, look! Is it trying to... stand up? Oh, I'm going to help it. DOCTOR: Nurse, don't! Stand back! Don't get too- NURSE: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT HAS MY ARM! IT HAS MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CFR: Nom nom nom. DOCTOR: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Somebody help! SOMEBODY HELP! ITS... IT'S EATING HER FACE! CFR: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chicken Fried Radio! This episode is as long as it is and there may or may not be a song at the end. Welcome back. Now suck it.

Want new hosts? Get new hosts! Something something cage match decides something something. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

The hits just keep on coming! Insert clever witticism of your choice here! Wow! Very episode! Much excite! Old meme! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Someone save us from this marathon of archived episode uploads, won't you? It's times like this that make us think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, we should stick with this fucking podcast for an extended period instead of just sporadically re-animating it's corpse. Because then things wouldn't fall into disarray like this. Jesus. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Oh goody! More brand new material? Right, right. Totally brand new. Never mind the name. Most definitely not REPACKAGED SHITE. Because nobody ever lies on the internet. It's the law! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Back before the western world went to shit, Brexit was a pipe dream, Trump couldn't fondle a nuke button with his tiny hands, and London was a CFR destination. We blame Swish Nick! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

A little birdie just flew by and shat a lost episode all over the toilet bowl costume we were wearing. Now 'scuse us while we go clean up. Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Based on the title alone, we'd say this is obviously all new content, and most definitely not a repackaged clip show from our first few months of heady success, woudn't you?

Episode 49 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 51 is back! It's the "Bushleague Jackass Anniversary Party, part 2!" Ryan leaves the party, Abbey goes down to Georgia, MCI roasts us (again), and a host of other occurrences transpire in a continued celebratory orgiastic display.

It's the Rosy Palms Sunday Episode! More indulgent trash from T.E., Christian, Carissa, John, and Matt about butt enhancement surgeries with fix-a-flat, mariticidal life coaches, and parents who share sex toys. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Holy Christ. The first new CFR episode in *mumblemumble* years, Episode 124, “Now We Are 10” is finally here. It’s been a long strange trip, but here we are. Welcome home, Peckers. Welcome home. This episode may be rough around the edges, it may meander, it may have taken 3 days of tech struggle and setbacks to upload, we may only have 6 listeners left, but IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Whoa. What the fuck is going on here? We must be in the holiday spirit of giving, ’cause this is our first on-time episode in years. It’s the “Ho Ho Holy Shit It’s the Holidays” episode, a wide-ranging smorgasbord of personal oversharing, vaguely Christmas-themed stories, asshole covers for cats, and (of course) horse fuckery. Featuring a Very Special Guest, we guarantee you’ll love it or double your money back. Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 50 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 52 is back! It's the -You, Me, Eat, Applebee's- episode (or, -Me Likey Food Good,- for our more literate listeners)! The three Jackasses tuck in for seventy-seven courses (minutes) of bizarre comestibles, or bizarre stories about normal comestibles. Don't even try to sneak into the express lane with all of these topics: pornographic pastries, cucumbers that cause car collisions, a cannibal cooking show, and countless other comedic chow. Plus, Jefferson Roosevelt Washington III takes more of your questions.

Episode 53 is back! It's the "It Was the Dog" episode! We may have finally hit our nadir with this one, folks. All bodily functions; that's the theme. The wetter, the greasier, the chunkier, the nastier; the better. Any pretensions we may have had at seeming at least pseudo-intellectual are entirely defenestrated during these 80 minutes. We categorize farts, tell of Presidential puking, and showcase coprophilic personal ads; all with the aid of our special guest host, Reuben Barr. SPECIAL FEATURE! T.E. keeps his end of the bargain following our latest fundraiser. Can he down a gallon of whole milk within an hour without spewing it all over his wife's wool rug? Listen and see! Watch and hear!

Episode 54 is back! It's "The Democracy Circus" episode! Election season is here in the U S of A, and we're celebrating our broken wide-open, Diebold and Rove-controlled system with 79 minutes of first amendment exercises. We promise copious coverage of our favorite congressional pedophile Mark Foley, as well as a good dig or two at Senator Santorum, Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, and many other legislative jesters. If you're from across the pond, or across the galaxy, it may be bewildering to think this stuff isn't (entirely) fictional. For those of us living in this red-blue political potluck dinner we call America, it's precisely the kind of Twilight Zone-ish drug trip we've come to expect in this Idiocracy (courtesy Mike Judge, all rights reserved).

Episode 55 is back! It's the *I Had This Really Weird Dream* episode! This one is massive, clocking in at a whopping 1 hour and 40 minutes of sleep-inducing goodness! We examine lucid dreaming, sneaky bug boys, a nightmarish crawling Xian, and more! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -57 Channels and Nothing On- episode! It's a Jackass-palooza as we return from our hiatus to ostensibly discuss all things television. Of course, what would CFR be without tangential rants, technical SNAFUs, and disgusting personal anecdotes? Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 59 is back! It's the "Forrest Hump" episode, or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum." Hard (ahem) to believe that it's taken us a year-and-a-half to get to the sex industry as a CFR topic, but it finally arrived. (Get it? "Arrived" is a synonym of "came!") Listen, and you'll be able to answer these questions: When does a man become like Fraiser? Will a fleshlight help you find your way back to camp? And does that girl grinding in my crotch really like me? Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 60 is back! It's the "Depeche Mode" episode. Depeche Mode translates loosely into "fast fashion," which you already knew, therefore you can tell this this episode is all about the fabulous world of fashion! Big clothes, small clothes, edible clothes, regrettable clothes, and no clothes. And extra toes. That's what little CFR is made of. Although you might miss it, T.E. utters a key phrase somewhere during the procedings. Apparently, elements are going to differ in these parts! Find out what, why, when, where, who, and how much money when you tune in to episode 60, one of the last of the CFR episodes, version 1.0.

Episode 61 is back! It's the "I Saw a Leprechaun Up In a Tree!" episode. Ostensibly all about things Irish and/or drunk (in belated honor of St. Patrick's Day), the three Jackasses spend way more time waxing ludicrous about go-nowhere personal tales of love, love lost, and talking cars. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 62 is back! It's the "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And CFR Feels Fine)" episode! Officially the last of the 1.0 series, Ryan rejoins the Jackasses for our not-really-final hurrah. We might as well have coined this one, "The Only Sure Things In Life," episode, as the majority of our stories center around our good friends Death and Taxes. Listen, and ask yourself: what are Abbey, Ryan, and T.E. so pissed off about? And what is Christian (always) smoking? Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the "Coup d'etat!" episode, wherein the Pecker Generals (and Mystery Pecker X) commandeer the mic. Explore the close knit and not-at-all pathetic world of the Fleshlight message board, learn how to make money off of fat people, learn about KFP's unicorn fantasies, and hear the story of Ian letting a squirrel ride him all afternoon. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 64 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 65 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 66 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 67 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 68 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 69 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 70 is back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 71 is back! It's the "CFR Rummage Sale" epsiode! Chicken Fried Radio cleans out the basement with leftover links and random unstructured statements that have no unifying theme. So, yeah... pretty much your standard-issue CFR episode. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 72 is back! It's the -Guilty Pleasures- episode! This time around, we talk about the things we love. Did I say love? I meant, that stuff, uh, sucks. Yeah, we don't like that stuff. It's, um, dumb and terrible and bad and- oh, who are we kidding? We love dreck and cheeze and crap! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 74 is back! It's the -Damn Dirty Hippie Episode- wherein we discuss all things hippie. And dirty. And damned. Prepare to be skeeved, aroused, in an altered mental state, and need a shower really really badly... all at once! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Episode 75 is back! It's the "Fear of Commitment" Episode! It's about being crazy, dig? As expected, Ryan, Christian, and Abbey veer way off-script and indulge in cautionary tales from their misspent youth. Wait--what's that? No T.E.? That's right, Peckers. It's the first and (so far) only truly T.E.-free episode. A kinder, gentler CFR? Or the ravings of three insane people without their caretaker to guide them? Pickle. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

After a long unannounced hiatus, during which the US elected a president and our entire financial system melted down into a puddle of FAIL, CFR returns with the -I F***ed Your Sister in the A** Episode- episode! Yes, we left Ryan in charge of naming this one. It's all about manly men and men things and ball scratching and explosions and testosteroni. And penis snatchers. The opus runs about 72 minutes. The song at the end is -A Skit that Christian Forgot to Bring to the Recording- by, um, Christian. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!