Come At Me: An EXTREMELY Important Podcast

One hell of an episode.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmIQtaMnVs

You may have noticed it's been a while since we uploaded! Riley started college (again), Kindred's computer exploded (probably), but don't fret, it's still the same ol' bullshit you know and love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBmlluB9-8w&t=2832s

We're really in the swing of things now. This episode comes to you from 1981 and boy oh boy, is it a good one.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2fsuFq1BLQ&t=2915s

We talk about hair a lot! Riley says markedly a number of times! (1) The Lawrence Welk Show - Grammy Award Songs - 01-12-1974 - YouTube

We're back, baybeeeee!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0zbt7l5r0

This episode was recorded sometime in March maybe? Bill talks with Talley Kreuger about her new country album and finding fame after reality TV.

This week on Riley Farmer's classic podcast where she learns from people about things they know a bit about, she talks to Kindred Smith. A small-time crafter who knows a few things about sewing and stitching. Things take a turn when they decide to do commit to a long-term project together.

You've got sexy sex questions, we've got answers! This week: Communication is key, and when all else fails, buy a vibrator.

This isn't how the news should sound. Twenty-three minutes, once every two weeks, hosted by Kindred Daily, featuring Riley Daily and powered by incredible journalism.

Dr. Kindred DeGrassi is on the show this week telling us all about the secrets of the government we never thought could be possible (hint: Bigfoot is not only alive and well, he's more involved in your daily life than you ever imagined!). Join us for further self-discovery and the journey to the ultimate truth of the universe!

Welcome back to the show, Stabby Babies!! The 103rd installment of our true crime podcast is finally out, and you won't be disappointed. Forget everything you know about Paul Ezra Rhodes, and then prepare to immediately relearn those facts again. Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom and serial killers, there are plenty of laughs to be had!

Barely over a minute, what could this episode be about?

Two ladies discuss the finer points of food and beer.

This episode is intended to be played alongside the entire duration of beloved classic The Sound of Music. If you do not own a copy of the movie, we will wait for you to purchase a streamable download. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITHOUT WATCHING THE SOUND OF MUSIC, or things may happen that neither Kindred nor myself can be held responsible for. Watch at your own risk, tw Nazis etc. 

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Kindred watches all of Jackie Brown and realizes at the end that she doesn't know what Michael Keaton looks like. Riley also watches Jackie Brown but has never experienced an issue with identifying Michael Keaton and so does not experience said issue this go around.

The spookiest part of this episode was Kindred's inability to upload it by Halloween. Happy November 2nd!

You've been stuck in your room all day, dying of hunger. Your mom's friend is still downstairs talking about doTerra.

A movie that you should see if you'd like to. Thanks for listening.

We talk Dixie Chicks, weddings, concerts, recycling, other things I can't remember, and more! 

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Riley is now psychic, and we will heretofore only review things with "scent" in the title.

Up until about a year ago I genuinely thought that Albert Brooks was dead. I was kind of happy to hear that he wasn't. And about six months before that I found out that Sean Connery wasn't dead. That has nothing to do with the episode, but from ages 5 to 23 I really thought that Sean Connery was dead. I was quite happy to hear that, and also Sean Connery is the dreamiest man. Again, this doesn't have anything to do with the episode, but I thought you'd like to know how I feel about the attractiveness of Sean Connery. Thanks for listening, and this has been "The Description with Kindred."

Just the fact that you're listening to this podcast means the future is now, and it's too late for all of us. Soon the robot overlords will take over the world and we will have our brain data transferred to little jumpdrives that the robots can plug into various machines just to mess with us. Can't wait!

Wanna hear what's going on with YouTubers that were popular 15 years ago? You've come to the semi-right place, because that definitely isn't the only thing discussed in this episode. How is this description treating you, reader? Cause listen...it's growing increasingly difficult to write these. I'm sure I've admitted this to you before, so my apologies if this is the case.

Kindred and Riley fall further in love with Al Pacino with their viewing of Scarface. Kindred's giant cat purrs into the mic for an extended period of time and Riley bores us all with stories of her dogs trying to kiss each other. ~~~*Enjoy*~~~

Riley and Kindred finally get with the program and review something somewhat relevant. Give it the ol' listen, if you please.

Finally, Kindred and Riley discuss objectively the greatest album of all time: Beyonce's Lemonade. 

This is an episode of a podcast. I don't know if you've ever heard of a podcast before, but you should get out a little bit more and also this is a perfect representation of one.

This week we watched The Godfather Part III and immediately realized we shouldn't have. You got a three hour long movie, you got cheap effects, you got bad acting, you got a bullshit story, you got a heck of a lot of reasons why no one should have made this film and why no one should be made to watch it. Enjoy!

The title says it all. Peace out.

I always type these up in third person because that's what seems to make the most sense, but y'all know it's me, right? It's me, Riley, or her, Kindred, every time. So this week we watched Mirai, and this episode is so focused on the movie you won't even believe it's us. What a terrible description that I'm too lazy to re-write. Luv ya.

WARNING!! carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Npw send this to ten to ten other people and she will haunt someone else who doesnt. THIS ISN'T FAKE. Apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten people in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in ur room tonight. in 53 minutes someone will say i love you or im sorry

Kindred and Riley watch The Godfather II and are too dumb to appreciate it or something. This is also the episode to reference should an untimely death befall either of them.

This episode had some work put into it! If you want to hear some Mr. Nightmare inspired horror stories, then you're in the right place. Thanks to our cool friends who wrote some great stories for our little podcast.  Music:  https://www.purple-planet.com

Kindred and Riley discuss YouTuber Chris Klemens and complain about everything from Dove chocolate to browser extensions. It's fun, I swear!

Riley and Kindred do their final Doris Day segment, and the answer to the question, "Is Doris Day alive?" may shock you. Calamity Jane isn't a GOOD movie, but it is one of Kindred's favorites. Riley did some research this episode, and damn, it's a good episode! Give it a listen!

This is Kindred, I'm fed up with my laugh. So enjoy!!!!!!!!! I guess I didn't mean for the description to be so negative, so here's something positive: I'm about to eat some no-bake cookies. And I suggest you do the same. Peace out.

It's the episode you, specifically, have been waiting for. Kindred and Riley review The Godfather. They also talk at length about leftover chicken wings, cat poop on beds, dogs eating underwear, and rollerblading. It's an episode you can't refuse or something.

"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."-Nick Cage

Hey guys, it's me, Riley. I just checked my Fitbit--that's right, I'm a proud owner and wearer of a Fitbit--and I was at 3,434 steps and the time was 04:34 on 04/13. So I dunno what's up and what's about to happen, but I'm sure it's gonna be big. Also, enjoy the episode or whatever. It's about the things in the title.  luv ya

As the title suggests, I didn't listen to this episode while I was editing so I couldn't put the subject in the title. I'm pretty sure it's a "shoot the shit" episode, but I CAN'T REMEMBER AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE EPISODE BEYOND THE FIRST 15 SECONDS AND THE LAST 5 SECONDS. As always, we love you and thanks for listening.

This week, Kindred and Riley watched Hereditary, an extremely hyped up thriller that may or may not have lived up to that hype. Riley also performs some Real Good Whistlin' and shares her thoughts on how Michael Buble just doesn't seem quite right. Kindred has a new mic (hooray!) and Riley's dogs let you know they are still alive.

We stayin' true to ourselves this episode. Kindred didn't pick something relevant, and that ISN'T SHOCKING. We also discuss Giada's boobs. If that doesn't make you want to listen...what will?

Listeners, the most important thing you need to know is that since recording this episode, Kindred has also become the proud owner of a weighted blanket. The second most important thing you need to know is that the documentary discussed in this episode is really fucking crazy and super disturbing. TW: potentially all the things. The third most important thing you need to know is that we considered making this Episode 69.1 and having every episode from now on be a variation on the number 69, but it just felt wildly inappropriate for this subject matter. So you're welcome and also sorry.

Listeners, we are out of excuses for our audio! If you listen to this while driving in your car, it's probably fine so *shrug*.  I sent Riley this thing on Instagram the other day and it was like, "Podcast has more hosts than listeners." I thought that was a pretty good one and felt like it was about us. What can I say? We're millennials and we gotta get FAMOUS. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! If you listen to this, congrats!!!!! 

Kindred and Riley discuss The Pregnancy Pact, which is much more boring than either of them remembered. Riley's audio continues to sound terrible and 32 minutes in, Kindred's mic starts buzzing. Join us on this journey of suddenly starting all over in our production quality. We love you, and most importantly, we love Napoleon Dynamite and The Singles Ward.

Oops, I did it again. I recorded terrible audio. This isn't a way to keep listeners coming back. But listen guys, I promise that NEXT episode will have better audio quality. Also, this episode is about a terrible movie called Mom's Night Out. Peace.

Christian Mingle: The Movie better win Best Picture at the Oscars this year. It doesn't matter that it came out in 2014, Kindred and Riley just reviewed it and that's what counts. This movie is a journey starting with incredibly boring and traditional patriarchal expectations of women all the way to a weirdly racist ending filled with stereotypes. You're gonna love it.

The creators of Come At Me: An EXTREMELY Important Podcast would like to apologize for the terrible upload schedule that they've fallen into. The truth is, I (Kindred) don't have an excuse besides utter, utter laziness. If y'all have a problem with this . . . Come At Me. Thanks for listening!

Things to look forward to in this Very Christmassy Episode: 1. In a fun throwback, Riley's audio is once again sub-par in a big echoey room. Lots of clips whenever she uses the letter "P." 2. Kindred has the sniffles, but she also has a delicious snack. 3. Riley makes up a weird boring game with a vague Thanksgiving theme. 4. Kindred proposes a new daring take on Christmas celebrations. "I wonder if they offer classes on writing Podcast descriptions," she wonders to herself, dogs asleep at her side, dust accumulating on the TV stand. "I seem to struggle with this more and more every week. Is it me? Or is it something bigger? Something... in the air this time of year? Maybe it's the solstice; maybe it's the looming sense of adulthood crushing in on me." She looked behind her, out of the cold window already dirty with dog nose-prints. The sun had already nearly faded behind the blue and purple mountains at only 5:07 pm. "I miss the olympics."