Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud

EP147: Made It Out Of Bed by DSSOL Two comedy podcast co-hosts, suffer from Dysania. To make it out of bed is an everyday struggle. Enjoy boisterous bantering about building boxes, being brainwashed and Bone density in Astronauts. No offense to Wiseman Institute, we turned out fine.

EP146: Grape Expectations! by DSSOL Welcome to cooler banter, water banter... Where we dive into sports water obsessions, Grape-flavoured addictions, and the quest for the perfect protein homemade snacks. Join our hosts as they navigate inclusive terms like "fiancéx". Proudly supporting the LGBTQ+ community as allies.

EP145: Have Italians Done Enough? By DSSOL. In this episode, we question if Italian food names are too similar or if it's just part of their charm. We also chat about our plans for a garden pond in the front yard and explore the surprising combination of peanut butter and tomato sandwiches. Tune in for some laid-back, entertaining conversation

EP144: If it's hot, don't push. By DSSOL Come through and laugh with us as we race through conversations about the Phillip Island Grand Prix for David's birthday. This very special episode a guest graces the waveforms with her voice (come and see who). The rest of our conversations lead us to Bunning's new name (HammerBarn), Dylan pooping in his pants and kidney stones pain vs childbirth pain.

Welcome to Episode 142: "Mukbang Edition" by DSSOL!

Welcome to Episode 141: "Reptilian Rendezvous"! by DSSOL. Join us as we navigate the wild world of Tafe courses, conquer Mt. Cannibal with our lizard companion, slip into the comfort of barefoot shoes, and dive headfirst into the gaming realm with COD, LOL, and CSGO. We'll be breaking a sweat on the 1000 steps and unraveling the mysteries of shoelace tying. It's an episode filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and a touch of reptilian wisdom. Follow us on Social Media @dssolpodcast for more hilarity and stay tuned for the next adventure!

EP140: THE END!? by DSSOL Is the podcast really over??? Listen to find out! Or listen to learn about Nepenthes attenboroughii (A carnivorous plant) or information about David's new bike!

EP139: Flat Feet? by DSSOL This episode will have you stuck like quicksand! Dylan and David (with their big "block feet") discuss multitudes like a Japanese holiday plan and calling "overboard" off a boat, "Offboard". follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.

EP138: Freestyle Dave by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Listen in to the freshest freestyle of the century, stick around to listen to our brand new perfume line: "Poofume". Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP137: Elite of Water by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Do you drink enough water? Can you even swim? David and Dylan "dive" right in to freestyle a new episode before someone has a stroke (backstroke of course) so get dry, get comfortable and get sunscreen? Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP136: The Armourer & Arborist by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode (what we talk about) Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP135: Pamphlets & Politics By DSSOL A comedy podcast that features rap battles, discuss the latest political news, share their stories of *almost* stealing groceries from supermarkets, and give their opinions on the upcoming election.  This podcast is hilarious, witty, and edgy, but not for the sensitive or the serious. Listen at your own risk. Follow all of our socials @DSSOLpodcast

EP134: Bad Eggs by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Are you guilty of oversharing? or have someone really nosy in your life? maybe you can relate to this episode. We talked about mortgage stress, therapy and building standards. "you look the kind of person who would have a second lunch." Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

Bike On Back Order by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan has finally reached fat phase, heavy and hateful is the tone. We discuss David's bike briefly before quickly diving into cold showers, pig scratches, wombat houses and worst but not last, poopy balls. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP132: Engaged in Seppuku by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud  In this whimsical episode of “Curious Confections,” we explore Japan's delightful secrets. From iconic landmarks made entirely of cake to heartwarming wedding proposals at patisseries, our adventure takes us through sweet surprises. But beware: McDonald's comes with a hefty price tag lately! Tune in for laughter, romance, and a sprinkle of frosting. Life is better with icing on top! Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP131: Salty Fish by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Just listen to it. By this point you know what you're getting. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP130: Innies & Outies by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode you can expect wild conversations about the most outrageous topics like David forgetting his age or what a "box snorkeler" is. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP129: Salmonella Shower by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode we break down diarrhoea like Draino but in the definition sense. Water restrictions to husk of psyllium, salmonella to smelly shower. We talk about it all! Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP128: Buttholes and Backshots by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode we talk a lot about poop... From wet wipe life Hacks and sandblasted porcelain. David feels the need to apologize to toilet cleaners. We also discuss Japanese polite customs. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP127: Curry Bad, David Sad David is now convinced that Dylan is trying to murder him.. After a failed car accident attempt and a recent food poisoning attempt. But only time will tell, and a jury of 12 people... Join us for talks of David's Daylesford getaway, filled with Candy made by Tony, endless nausea and fancy dining at "Sault".

EP126: Can't Stop, Won't Stop! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud THIS EPISODE IS OFF THE CHAIN! Speaking of, David snaps is bike chain, ruining his only current transport to work... 50min walk here we come! Join Dylan and David as they discuss the winter bulk, ordering a new motorbike and a sneaky trip away for both of them. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Enjoy two idiots ramble damble on concise topics such as Bush Meth. What is it and how does it get in the bush? We discuss middle eastern librarians and mental health days Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP124: Long Time For Enzymes by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode we discover that pineapple's can take up to two years to be ready for harvesting! About the same time it's taken this podcast to grow haha! :( Come along to listen about senior dog ailments (fun!), Waterfalls (drip!) and classic DSSOL humour about pineapples. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP123: Hoes & Hoots by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud This episode is absolutely loaded with Bulking, cutting and everything gym! Dylan is starting his bulk for the winter of 2023 but David is reluctant to join him. Join in for some calorie counting, 1 bean a month fantasizing, and gym going conversations! (Among other things...) Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP122: Let Me Defenestrate... by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode Dylan and David roll straight into the controversial opinion of "sugar free fizzy drinks taste better than regular fizzy drink) followed by Dylan's new found delight: Artificial Intelligence. David does really well in a quiz about birds written by AI. From Cheese to Chutneys, join as we poke fun in everyday topics from a relatable point of view. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP121: Different Dimensions by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud in this episode of DSSOL, Dylan and David dive deep into the 4th dimension and discuss Nike and Adidas being German. Join us for our signature humour and aswe share our hilarious experiences and expertise. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP120: I'll Hold The Legs by by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Join us for an exciting episode where we explore the unexpected connections between canned mushrooms, beef stroganoff and old people homes. We'll also delve into the science behind how our butts change smell over time and the role of artificial intelligence in understanding this phenomenon. Plus, don't miss our special segment on DIY Dads and their creative solutions for incorporating canned mushrooms into their home cooking. Tune in for a wild ride of sensory exploration and culinary innovation!” Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP119: Car Stealership by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Absinth makes the heart grow fonder they say... Well it makes certain people do things... Listen in for an Absinth story and found out who "Bongo Bill" Is. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP118: Getting Broker by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud please be aware that this episode is subject to finance, as in subjected to financial conversation. From Mortgage Brokers to Booty Stroker's you'll find something you love in this episode. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP117: Concrete Vibrator by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Snails make sweet little snacks for Blue Tongue Lizards, not the be confused with a Two Headed Skink. Join us for more fun animal facts. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Native plants, Sexual intercourse, Robot fighting and Safety certificates. What an episode this week.... Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP115: Tortell-Em by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Surfing, making burritos, Skiing and Skateboarding. All the things we discussed this episode so come and have a listen! Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP114: Stare Oids by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Children names are our specialty... come find out why... Join us for one more installation of DSSOL where we discuss David fighting a Hawk and what having big balls would be like. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP113: Low Body Battery by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Where, were, we're, there, they're and their. we ask the big questions like "Does David have BeReal?" and "Can David speak english?" Let us enlighten your day with classic, silly banter. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

Why Is It Ristorante!? by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan has a lovely planned dinner at a very deluxe restaurant (in his price range) meanwhile David gets irritated by the name. David also expresses his gratitude towards feet and toes in particular. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP111: RimLeader by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In the very first episode edit from David, Dylan shines a light onto his explosive kitchen affair brought about by the desire for the perfect pork. Later we discuss coaching crack heads and the implications crack has on gains. As well as delving into Dylan's Ticklishness and having to choose between forbidden love and the relationships we know.         Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP110: A Schlong Movie by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud The new Avatar came out and we talk about it... Also we played a murder mystery game, but speaking of mysteries, David got lost in the city. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP109: New Delhi & Durian's Smelly by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan wrongly accuses tourists for his terrible time at peninsula hot springs, which is ironic because he was a tourist himself all the way in New Delhi, India just a week before. David explains his experience with the smelly fruit: Durian and to wrap it all up we complain about some kids. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP108: Dull and Vacuous by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Jarrod is back for episode 108!! Enjoy are game of Dumb Definitions and our silly shenanigans. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP107:  Magic Boofing by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud This hour long episode is packed full of funny moments, all of which are worth selling a kidney for. Come over and listen to us talk about absorbing alcohol through the bum and  David's humbling surfing lesson. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast. 

EP106: Big Fanny Chest Tattoo by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Welcome back to DSSOL, Dylan and David discuss being back at the Gym and list the three cliché groups that come through. Not to mention Dylan's "fanny" tattoo on his chest? Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP105: Bare Fruit Investor by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud From the Mechanic Shop to the Kiwi Fruit Warehouse. We talk about it all!! (Hereby declaring all road accidents no matter how severe to be called "Bingles") Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast. 

EP104: David's Love Island by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Jano returns again!! David scores our guest in dumb definitions while Dylan talks about cooking classes using cum... Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP103: Not Sharing Clay by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan's new job is off to a great start and David lists off popular Greek names. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP102: Chimichurri Fury By DSSOL.

EP101: The Neutral Pootrol ™ by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Get ready for the most innovative idea surrounding portable toilets since air freshener. Come by as we talk about the bliss of no responsibility back in school. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP100: New Beginnings by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Episode 100... WOW!!! Haters will say it's fake. Thank you too everyone who has adopted this podcast, we wouldn't be here if no for each and every one of you! Dumb Definitions makes a return as we guess the likes of "Quixotic" & "Kvell". Join us for some very big news and the prospect of new beginnings. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP099: The Huddle House by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Penguins are cute but don't take pictures of them with Camera Flash! It will ruin their pretty little eyes. Come hang out, David might be diagnosed with something serious and Dylan convinces David to sell feet pics. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

EP098: The Kangaphant by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud How do you think Elephants would fair in the Australian Climate? Also... is it wrong to call camps for kids with ADHD "Concentration Camps"? Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.

Far From Jejune by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Thinking of starting a new hobby? Hit two birds with one stone by starting this podcast and listen to us talk about hobbies in this episode (Tennis, Golf, Reading & Taxes??). Listen in for the very first iteration of "Definitions Said Out Loud". We hope you enjoy. Follow DSSOL on Instagram and Facebook @dssol_podcast Help us out by following and reviewing our Podcast.