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Seriously funny conversations. The podcast where we catch up on things that make us laugh and things that makes us human.

Fire Away


    • Dec 30, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 33m AVG DURATION
    • 37 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Fire Away Podcast

    Light It Up. (Series Finale)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 42:41


    On the series Finale, Matt & Leslie reveal the Sparkler of the Fire Away Podcast series. Also, they rewrite famous wedding songs, recap Boyz II Men tunes, and discuss the movie Bridges of Madison County. BUT...the series cannot end without Matt & Leslie talking to their listeners about doing what makes them happy in life. Watch their YouTube channel for a surprise ending!!!

    How Leslie Stole Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 34:12


    Welcome to the 2nd to last episode of Fire Away, where Leslie gives Matt the amazing Christmas gift of all the shit that bugs her in life, including the Christian-Kardashians. They resurrect church programs of Christmas Past, Matt sings, "O Holy Night" with his mother, and 2 of Leslie's babies make an appearance.

    Debit or Credit

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 34:10


    On "Debit or Credit?" Matt & Leslie give advice to twenty-somethings on behalf of old people everywhere. Leslie plays cupid. And Matt and Chris have their very first fight. Also, a special guest appearance by Leslie's husband, Tom Robbins.

    Here's A Kiss For Ya

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 44:18


    Matt & Leslie talk about Christmas Movies, The true Meaning of Christmas, Flying drummers, being judgy, lazy and fearful, Leslie has an Aha moment, and Matt sees a dirty movie with his mom.

    Fake Laughs, Fox News, & a Mary-Juana Cigarette

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 37:14


    In episode 13, Matt & Leslie talk about the Taylor Swift ticket debacle (and why we LOVE HER). Matt FINALLY watches one of Leslie's TV shows, Leslie makes sense of the political voting system with a simple high school story, and Matt finds a mary-juana cigarette.

    Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 43:10


    Matt & Leslie talk about their favorite food and family traditions at Thanksgiving. They also explore the world of the Duggar family. Leslie reviews Matt's birthday party (get the skinny on her thoughts about Matt's husband Chris), and Matt has a very strange encounter at the gym. Happy Thanksgiving, Sparklers! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Hot Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 37:29


    In episode 11, Matt & Leslie share a VERY BIG announcement about the Fire Away podcast. Matt loses his shit while getting an MRI. What would YOU do with a million dollars? Leslie uses the "f" word for the first time on Fire Away. Plus, learn how to shut down a stupid conversation.

    Well, Shit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 44:36


    The incomparable Leslie Jordan is remembered and celebrated. Matt & Leslie talk about health ailments after 30. A woman in Matt's new neighborhood calls him "sexier than a motherf*cker." (He's not mad about it.) And Leslie shuts the podcast down with a random Christmas concert. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Happy Birthday Leslie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 42:28


    It's Leslie's BIRTHDAY!

    It's Halloween!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 38:26


    Matt & Leslie get dressed up in this special edition Halloween episode. (Don't miss the big costume reveal on their YouTube channel). They talk about the costumes, candy, and cold chills of their adolescent Halloween celebrations...including their most terrifying movies and scariest real life moments. Happy Halloween, Sparklers! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Fast Pass

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 38:38


    In this episode, Matt tells Leslie about his new TikTok idea. Matt takes a family trip to Cedar Point and shares about the "fast pass scam" and riding roller coasters in your fifties. Leslie closes things out with a story about...yep, you guessed it...death. Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Gym Class Heroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 39:09


    Episode 6 begins with a look back to a couple of gym class heroes from Matt & Leslie's school days. Matt tells the story of Mrs. Poor, Leslie has a beef with the royals, and they discuss the first time they saw a person's tenders. Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Homeward

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 49:40


    Laura Parrott Perry is Fire Away's first ever special guest. She, Matt, & Leslie talk about her brand new memoir: Homeward: How one woman embraced being lost to find her way home. This one is shareable for those especially who understand what it is to put the pieces of their lives back together in the aftermath of heartbreak and loss. Order Homeward on Amazon here Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Sex, Trust, & Rock 'n' Roll

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 39:30


    Get ready to listen in on a hilarious and sometimes intense discussion about "Sex, Trust, & Rock 'n' Roll." Matt and Leslie discuss all things sex including, people who don't have it, people who have it with people who aren't their people, and how people can find the courage to say what they want in their relationship before it's too late. They also discuss Christmas decor at Happy Farms, and Matt filling in for Justin Timberlake in the musical, "The Rock." Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Happy Farms

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 34:24


    In episode 3 of Fire Away, Matt & Leslie discuss all things coffee, while bemoaning Starbucks random removal of the best items from their menu. A deep dive into dreams, what they mean (with absolutely no scientific evidence), and Chris recording Matt's nightmares on video. Matt & Leslie talk about getting older, their senior living arrangements, and Matt pays tribute to his sweet momma.

    We're Note Here For Daycare

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 37:23


    In episode 2 of Fire Away, Matt & Leslie talk about the perils of dating younger. Leslie gives a hair update; perms are coming BACK. In a stunning upset, Matt's aunt's and uncle's names (Zeniel, Zethre, Ozel, Odeva, Garnel, Imanel & Estaline) are OUTDONE by a friend's grandmother's name. And once again, they take on the big fat issue of the GEE OH DEE. *Bonus: Leslie sprinkles Christmas music throughout this episode with her self-proclaimed "voice of an angel."

    Welcome Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 38:07


    Season 2 kicks off with all the deets on Matt & Leslie's 6-week Fire Away sabbatical. In this "Welcome Back" episode, Leslie paints very strange toenails, Matt visits the gay capital of the world, Leslie plans a block party for old people...and standing in solidarity with his cohost, Matt develops an old man illness. Also, hear about their big plans for season 2! Fire Away!!!!

    SEASON FINALE: Asked and Answered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 39:37


    On the season 1 finale of Fire Away, Matt and Leslie address questions sent in by their Sparklers. Topics include how they met, favorite movies, their personal WWE theme song, favorite cuss words, most embarrassing moment, divorce, and of course, death. We will be back September 9th for Season 2! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Orthodontia: The Forgotten Sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 38:30


    In the second to the last episode of season 1, Matt & Leslie tackle some of the most polarizing issues facing our nation: fast food and orthodontia. Matt wonders what has happened to the fast food industry, while Leslie considers the cutoff age for getting braces. Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    When Cows Drink Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 32:05


    In episode 18, Matt & Leslie discuss the alcoholism of cows, Leslie's obsession with clothes from Cracker Barrel, the return of Death, and the highly coveted "Sparkler of the Year" award. Also, "Things Leslie Hates/Summer Edition" ©, and Matt gets his ass kicked in Flint, Michigan. Plus, our FIRST GUEST APPEARANCE EVER on the Fire Away Podcast. Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    You Seen One, You Seen 'Em All

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 28:03


    Matt & Leslie kick off episode 17 with some music pop culture, before taking a hard right into a no holds barred discussion about the dating apps and dick pics. After agreeing that "You See One, You Seen 'Em All," they tell their respective love stories and how Leslie fell in love over milk and cornbread. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Correction: Leslie mentions the podcast "Messages from Myrtle Beach" and that is incorrect- it's "Dispatches from Myrtle Beach."

    Amer..I CAN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 29:00


    Matt & Leslie are at it again with plastic surgery gossip; celebrity style. Matt talks Leslie out of letting her hair go gray and Leslie gets half a spray tan. Take a stroll down memory lane with Sally Struthers and jingles of the 80s. This is Fire Away's first Independence Day episode, which (just barely) gets a shout out. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Haters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 35:39


    Matt is back in the closet for episode 15. Also, two "firsts" on Fire Away; Matt does hot yoga and Leslie mows the yard. Leslie gets vulnerable while talking about haters, and Matt's husband Chris stops by for a visit. Also, listen in as Matt & Leslie discuss the age-old question: Can you really be someone's friend if you hate their penis? Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Sit The Eff Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 34:24


    Leslie is at it again. Apparently there are rules for seating etiquette in restaurants and she needs you to sit the eff down! Matt discusses his hatred for airlines that make their opening instructions a comedy routine. They discuss women who hate on each other, and Matt takes Leslie to task over the "F" word; FAT. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    It's Pride, Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 36:02


    June is Pride month and this episode is ALL ABOUT PRIDE, baby! Because Matt is gay and Leslie is thinking about it. Dolly Parton, Cher, Harvey Milk. Also, Matt and his husband Chris crash a wedding. More things Leslie hates. Matt talks about his irrational fear that someone is gonna kill him...and FINALLY writes a theme song for all their talk on death. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Netflix Heartstopper, The Kentucky Castle, Keeneland

    Love Can Build a Bridge (And It Damn Well Better)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 32:03


    In this episode, Matt and Leslie talk celebrity crushes. (Matt's might surprise you.) The new Netflix blockbuster series, "Heartstopper" is discussed, while several new theme songs are introduced to the podcast. Matt is shocked to hear of Naomi Judd's death, and Leslie opens up about her own struggle with depression. Mental health is a theme. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Love Can Build A Bridge

    Mariah Carey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 24:41


    Grab your GLITTER VHS Videotape and let's talk Mariah. Matt wants to sing like her and Leslie wants to dress like her. Expect impromptu renditions of Mariah's #1 hits throughout this episode. Also, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial is discussed obsessively...especially since Leslie has been holding vigil since day one of the trial. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's FACT CHECK: Mariah Carey:  One Sweet Day, Fantasy (Remix), Emotions, Hero, Always Be My Baby, I Will Be Here.

    Barbie Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 33:27


    Dear Lord...literally. Matt goes after religion, while Leslie sweats like a whore in church. Spirituality & Religion are discussed at length; the good, the bad, the ugly. But mostly, the ugly. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Leslie Is Waiting To Exhale

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 23:39


    Matt & Leslie discuss the net worth of celebrities and talk about bad customer service. It becomes clear during their convo that Matt is the one obsessed with death. They mourn the loss of Whitney Houston, and Leslie tells us why her job at Mercedes has left her waiting to exhale. Also, we get to meet Leslie's husband Tom, who was once arrested for peeing in a field with his buddies. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Whitney Houston: I wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston: I'm Your Baby Tonight Waiting to Exhale Trailer Chris Farley SNL Gap Girls

    Fire Away...Literally!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 25:17


    On episode 8, Leslie tells the story of her nail biting near death experience, while Matt shares the deets on how Dark & Lovely hair products almost ruined his life. Leslie discusses her obsession with Toddlers and Tiaras and Matt's husband Chris is the bearer of bad news. Also, how did ginger ale become the official beverage of choice when flying? Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Toddlers and Tiaras Flipper. Perfect Smile. Leslie Flight TikTok 1. Leslie Flight TikTok 2. Wilson Phillips HOLD ON. The Wonder Years: Kevin Arnold. Dark and Lovely Commercial.

    Junior High

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 27:04


    In the 7th episode of Fire Away, through belly laughter to the point of tears, Matt and Leslie relive Junior High and all that comes with it. They name-drop like nobody's business as they discuss spin the bottle, their first kiss, teacher crushes, school pictures, that best friend who got them through, and the 80s soundtrack that accompanied it all. Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: (This was fun!) The Camden Park Haunted House. I Can Dream About You by Dan Hartman. If Ever You're In My Arms Again by Peabo Brison. Crazy For You by Madonna. I've Got Friends In Low Places by Garth Brooks. End Of The Road by Boyz II Men. Mary Kay Cosmetics. Final Net Hairspray.

    Leslie Wants Plastic Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 24:46


    After Matt has his face cauterized at the plastic surgeon's office, he and Leslie discuss the 5 things they'd change if they had plastic surgery. Leslie introduces us to two more family members...Aunt Boog and Mamaw Ivy, and confesses that her water journey is on the struggle bus. Matt and Leslie take a moment to discuss their honest feelings about Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer. Also, Matt's husband Chris makes an appearance. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Gloria Estefan's Daughter. Gloria Estefan's Bus Crash. Turn The Beat Around. Coming Out Of The Dark. What is a "Turkey Neck?" Adele's Transformation. What is Melasma? Who is Lia Thomas? Leslie is an Enneagram 9. Matt is an Enneagram 2. TikTok Cookie Recipe.

    Mediums, Mystics, and More Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 25:30


    There are two kinds of people in the world...those who believe in the psychic mediums and those who don't. Leslie is ALL IN on communicating with the afterlife, while Matt thinks it's a crock of sh*t. But it's not just ghost stories on episode 5. Bear witness to ACTUAL communion with the dead through Trina the Crane Lift. Also, our listeners get a nickname. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast Leslie's Fact Check: Who is Peter Kiss? Tyler Henry on Netflix. Long Island Medium. Crossing Over with John Edwards. Sylvia Brown on The Montel Williams Show. Matt's book: Leather and Lace. Dasani is gross. Nora Ephron's Books.

    I said, "Whose Is It?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 21:13


    In episode 4, Matt & Leslie talk about their worst Christmas gifts ever. and Leslie recalls the time at age 8, when her true colors were exposed while opening Christmas presents. Also, hear the premier of Matt's, "It's painful before it's peaceful" moment, and find out if Leslie GOT THE JOB! Fire Away! Let's connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    The Story of the Dead Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 24:42


    In Episode 3, Matt tells the story (in grave detail) of his worst day working at a funeral home. We get an inside look at Mamaw Tiny and Mamaw Geri's theology of death. And Leslie passionately explains the state of cosmetics in the younger generation, and gives us an update on her Water Journey. Fire Away!

    We're Not Here For Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 20:33


    In this episode, we hear all about Matt's Puertorriqueño Vacay and he takes us all the way back to high school and his brush with Burger King University. Leslie explains why she needs to see all the way to the bottom of the pool and gushes about the TikTok Dad who is making a music career comeback after 43 years. Also, Matt discovers that Leslie hates so many things. Fire Away! Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

    Pilot Episode: The Obituary Hotline

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 21:52


    In the pilot episode of Fire Away, Matt & Leslie talk about the Kanye, Kim, & Pete Davidson love triangle, Leslie's "Water Journey,” and Mamaw Tiny's obsession with The Obituary Hotline. Listen in as they attempt to track down a rogue beep in their recording equipment and answer the age-old question: What is your dream funeral? Fire Away! Let's Connect! https://linktr.ee/fireawaypodcast

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