Level Zero's YW4MP

After almost a year and three failed recordings the boys are back in full force. 

We haven't forgotten about you all.

The boys finish out 2022 with an episode that would probably turn off any new listener. Star Wars, Racism and High-risk deliveries.Originally recorded the week of 12/25Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded the week of 9/4/22The boys are back after a two-month hiatus and it's a Wheezeapalooza. Hard Stick is asking the tough questions about spousal abuse, Meaty's telling childhood tales and Walt's fed up with both of them.Intro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

On this episode Meat and Stick say goodbye to WpW.Originally recorded the week of 6/19/22Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded the week of 5/14/2022WpW has a life changing event, Hard Stick gets some prank supplies from Meaty's old partner and Meaty just kind of exists.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded the week of 5/1/2022This episode the boys discuss bad words, Walt's gamer rage and pull back the veil on one of the reasons behind the frequent use of the censor beep.Intro/outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.

Originally recorded sometime in 2021the Reverend Mother joins us again for a quick take on asshole crews; being and dealing with.

Originally recorded the week of 4/27/22The boys invite young memelord extraordinaire Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires back on the podcast to go over their top ten movies of all time, and then via Walt's patented elimination system, rank the OFFICIAL LEVEL ZERO TOP TEN MOVIES OF ALL TIME. Yeuck.Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission. 

Originally recorded the week of 2/13/22It's another banger of an episode with lots of nonsense topics, minimal EMS topics. And of course, there's an argument about food. Again.  Maybe we should just do a foodie podcast for shitty food instead.Intro/Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Uncle Meat takes a night off from the NICU for some oral therapy. Walt is sick and tired of the recurring jokes, while Hard Stick doubles down. Originally recorded the week of 1/30/22Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission.

The Reverend Mother takes over YW4MP again to talk about a few things involving being a woman in EMS. 

Originally recorded the week of 12/19/21The boys are back with a slightly shorter episode than usual due to Walt rambling on about shit he didn't want to share in the first place, so Meaty had to cut about ten minutes out. Thanks, fuckface.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded the week of 12/5/21The boys are in rare form for a very special celebratory episode, marking the one-year anniversary of YW4MP.A big thank you to all our listeners who've helped support this shitshow over the past year. We appreciate the fuck out of you.Outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded the week of 12/5/21Meats almost lost his fucking mind last year thanks to the YouTube algorithm and two fucked up artists from somewhere in Europe.Disclaimer: Level Zero LLC assumes no liability for any mental breakdown caused by listeners of this episode attempting to venture into the hollow well.Links discussed in the episode;The project breakdown ---   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_x08kbj-Fk&t=1130sThe Album---  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc&t=26s

Originally recorded the week of 11/28/21No regular episode this week, but on the second episode of the Sadboi Chronicles, the experiment continues as Level Zero's long-time den mother makes her debut to talk about handling the worst question we get asked by people not in EMS. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded the week of Nov 21st, 2021WpW has goodies to open, drinks to be drank and no Chipotle discount. Meat Bolus brings his C game and Hard Stick gets big mad about Big Pharma prices, and Big Leafs on the WindIntro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission.

The boys are back with the usual nonsense. Hard Stick gets organized, W gets mad and Meat gets stupider.Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

A short, experimental episode featuring Meat Bolus all by his lonesome.https://www.facebook.com/groups/162428202395865Outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.

Originally recorded on 10/11/21The trinity is whole again as WpW tries to die a sad boy, Meat Bolus tries ranch and doesn't die, and Hard Stick still doesn't read books.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 9/31This episode marks the return of Instagram EMS memelord  @FrequentFlyersandDumpsterFires, and he joins us as WpW regales us with a heroic tale of how he diagnosed a distonic reaction in the field this week, Uncle Meat explains what the netting in men's swim trunks is for, and Hard Stick talks about something we already forgotIntro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery. Used with permission

Originally recorded on 9/26This episode is a duet with Hard Stick sitting out due to a case of the clap. We talk about mental health, depression, alcohol and Meat Bolus's hypoxic brain injuryThis episode brought to you by GCS16, the letter Q and the number 8.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.

Originally recorded on 9/08/2021It's finally here! An hour of pre-gaming with Meat, Hard Stick and WpW followed by drunken knowledge. This episode includes WpW's power point for those of you who want to follow along on our YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvTusSGNC_6HAiIdoTjML7wDon't forget to join the podcast group on FB. https://www.facebook.com/groups/162428202395865

Originally recorded on 7/27/21The boys are back in all their nerdy glory, bitching about He-Man, restraining altered stroke patients and fishing your glasses out of a toilet. And WpW yells at Hard Stick again.Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

This is a long one, folks. MB, HS and WPW decided to compile a list of their top 10 bands of all time, and then via elimination, determine the official Level Zero Top 10 bands of all time list.What a shitshow.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission. All music samples in this episode are owned by their respective copyright holders, used for review purposes only.

Originally recorded on 6/21/21The long-awaited return of WpW! We missed him just as much as you all did. In this episode, Meat Bolus' storytime, Hard Stick wants to drop kick someone and WpW thinks knowing who the Snorks are gives him street cred. If you didn't know, we've got a FB group for YW4MP fans, just search YW4MP. There are entry questions that have to be answered for access!Intro/outro "Rise"  by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded on 6/11/21After a month off, Meat and Stick return to shoot the shit. No WpW again, so make sure you keep asking about him on our socials so he hurries the fuck up and gets back on. We talk about the usual, some EMS, some pop culture, some personal nonsense. Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded on 5/3/2021WpW is away on a tantric couples retreat as Hard Stick and Meat Bolus talk about combative patients, booze, non-medical spouses understanding our ways, and being a miscreant in high schoolIntro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded on 4/22/20The boys are back and WpW is in rare form. This week's topics include 2% EMS and 103% Kevin Smith, Cartoons, Wheezes and Insults. Listen in awe as the boys navigate around the topic of Pixar's casting call for transgender kids.Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 4/14/2021It's more childhood trauma in Flavortown as the boys invite the esteemed memelord/admin behind Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires  to shoot the shit about hot button topics like  growing up fucked-up, dads with beef,  useless crews on lift-assists and why The Dropkick Murphys suck. And of course WpW's THE WHEEZE makes his usual appearance.Go check out FF&DF over on the 'gram https://www.instagram.com/frequentflyersanddumpsterfires/Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 4/5/2021On a very experimental episode of YW4MP, the boys decide to MST3K an episode of the original He-Man cartoon. Because WpW and Hard Stick are too stupid to instal YouTube Ad blockers, there were some minor technical issues. But the idea shows promise and hopefully this is something the boys will be able to do live with all of you in the near future. We recommend watching on our YouTube channel for the accompanying video to get the most out of this one. ---->    https://youtu.be/DUtMs2-T2EA

Originally recorded on 3/29/21WpW returns and the love triangle is once again whole. Topics run the gamut from kid touchers, Wpw's incessant need to talk about ranch dressing, Hard Stick's Middle-Earth scotch addiction and kid touchers. And more kid toucher jokes. And other insensitive jokes. And stuff.Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

(Re-uploaded due to audio issues)Originally recorded on 3/24/2021WpW goes AWOL and @nine1fun steps up to help out. Hard stick loves him some deer antler. We talk about ambulance pranks, arm wrestling, the hole that memes spawn from and some other stuff.Go check out @Nine1Fun on InstagramIntro/outro by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded on 3/17/2021This episode: The ramblings of adult children who grew up in the 70's, 80's and 90's. WpW almost gets violent over Meat's critique of Denzel Washington. Meat bolus feels pretty in women's fashions, and Hard Stick plays hooky to go to a super-spreader rave at Cuck E Cheese.Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 3/11/2021After a week off the boys are back in medium-rare form. WpW gets yelled at for being a paragod, HS don't play with nurse doses and Meats says something that's going to ruin his year at the end of the month. Intro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 2/24/2021Ok listen. There's bound to be setbacks in any endeavor, but just because we don't hit this one out of the park, that doesn't make it suck. The boys discuss last week's absence, Texas snow and Wandavision. Might have been a medical discussion but probably not. And one Meat Bolus' childhood tale.Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Originally recorded on 2/6/2021For the first ever Drunk CE we invite our esteemed medical director, WpW, to lecture on stemi mimics. It's hard to believe but you very well may learn something.Alochol consumed for this episode; 1 bottle of Jameson and 2 bottles of Hillbilly Vineyards sweet wineSHOW LESS

Originally recorded on  2/6/2021On a very special episode of YW4MP, the boys bring on their first-ever guest! He's the mysterious genius behind one of the greatest EMS meme pages on Earth: Burned out Memes for EMS TeamsYes! THE ADMIN graces us all with his presence, and much EMS is talked about. Much hero. Much shop talk. Much fun. Meanwhile, WpW gets shitfaced live on air in order to record the first ever DRUNK CE'S© (a level zero production)*Drunk CE's episode 1 is tentatively scheduled for a Feb 15th, 2021 release.*

Originally recorded on 2/3/2021After a short hiatus the boys are back. WpW got a case of the tum-tums, HS talks about just how ghetto his ED staff is and Meaty brings up an EMS world article thanks to the EMScapades podcast. Also, cereal.Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Originally recorded on 01/20/2021The boys record another late night podcast, so don't expect much; Hard Stick wouldn't bang the hot Olsen sister, and is a guinea pig for big pharma. MB trained for the ghetto olympics in '82. WpW gets his wheeze on over Meat Bolus' childhood adventures, and would,in fact, bang the hot Olsen sister.Intro/Outro "Rise"  by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Recorded on 1/10/2021A late night session with two buzzed idiots and one sleepy boi that kinda went nowhere and everywhere. WpW rages about Wonder Woman and calls to the cemetary. HS takes issue with our POG facts from last episode, and Meats babbles about can openers, shitting himself and grammar school trauma.

Recorded on 1/5/2021Hard Stick is AWOL again, so Meat and WpW host an episode from the garage and get almost a full ten minutes of EMS content out before diverting into the typical nonsense. Now with more WpW Wheeze™Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

Recorded on 12/28/20WpW and Meat Bolus yap about concerts, killing critters with the rig, some educational shit ( kinda) and the mental health of first responders

Recorded on Dec 9th (We're catching up)Hard Stick starts off with Boomer level 9 technical difficulties, we talk about EMS, Vaccines, sex, Nerd stuff and other stuff. Also, special appearance by Lil' PumpIntro song "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery. Used with permission.

This episode, WpW sits out due to a major health concern. We talk about up-talking EMS to the new guys, rich patients, Meat Bolus losing 2 grand and some other stuff. And Meat Bolus refers to Melanie Griffith as Meg Griffin.

Our longest episode ever! Booooo!Originally recorded in August 2020, we get deep on ghosts, talk about Tarantino movies, NREMT recerts, behavioral patients, high-capacity mags, best fight moments and Meat Bolus' low testosterone. Aaaand Covid. So tired of talking about covid. Lil Pump, represent!Shoutout to Fire Dept Chronicles and Burned out Memes for EMS teams.Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission

Episode 2: Podcast boogaloo. Originally recorded in June, we yap about Covid, EMS, shitty supervisors, Walt's eternal unemployed status and the usual brand of useless nonsense. Sound quality on this one is a bit better, the jokes..not so much.Intro/Outro music by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.

 This is the first ( and maybe last) episode of the Level Zero podcast. This was recorded in May, so it's a little dated. It's also a bit wonky in the audio dept, but we're getting better at it. Meat Bolus, Hard Stick, WpW and sound guy God talk about COVID, spiders, some nerd shit and maybe some other EMS shit. It ends a bit abruptly and there are some odd edits since we had to cut a few things out to protect the innocent. We'll get better. Promise.Once we've got this in full swing we'll be releasing our Patreon in an effort to elevate Level Zero to the next..uh..level.