Pottymouth Podcast

some of us can just tell you like ass radar, Yung Gravy. A hit song by H. Being boned up for quitting, holding feet, spank banks, making out in the school hallway, finger bang memories with king emo, when in Daytona, H turning into a 5g hot spot.

Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting room, free libraries, being a recovering people pleaser

H & L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.

everyone be havin babies on IG! Do you remember ringback tones, and what was yours? do you have a dominant jerk-off hand or are you ambidextrous? introducing: the CLIT SMUGGLER. (What a f*ckin concept) honest question, where do feral men and over-socialized women intersect in the cishet world? passive choices, and finally: good weird vs. bad weird girls.

Hey y'all what's with us having great boobs that no one wants to see? Also, what's the deal with nipples? We navigate the evolution of thought around the naked bike ride, we cover 3 steps to bagging a bad bitch, kindness vs niceness, and can women be incels? hating the grocery store, honest political signs, H gets jerkburgled, nudacris.

2 Truths and a Lieand these really all seem like lies. audio message roulettesome moments this week that L enjoyed about herself

we got stickers, now someone help us get them to you! We have a WEENIE ROAST!short girls are spicy girls, someone explain icloud to us, the road to us learning technology is paved with murder, the internet started in the women's bathroom, and our latest weenie roast is a boat guy.

L is epically hungover but still a good time, the gang reveals wow they would murder each other, H nearly dies from strep throat lmao, they discuss the complications of going to a halloween yacht party, Django uncut and the kinda threesome, the portland blue guy, and finally: a moderately tragic game of He's a 10, But:

Our first Weenie Roast!Are men wiping standing up?? landmark hot dude moments in movies, niche freaks, L calls H out on liking conventionally attractive men WRONGFULLY, hot boring people, H gives advice about blackmail and annoying friends. extended ep: L gets stuck in her room, doing a B&N on your own home, L not being over something shitty that her ex did years ago / gift giving,

Sometimes you have to use the joke condom, Alanis Morrissette being perfect, some shit is actually gay, L squirts, crushing cans with your vagina, H tells a story about a cool dream / how to fix your car if its been vandalized, L's work trip to BallSac, defunding the police, L being an asshole about coffee, kids being at restaurants, L almost being kidnapped, insane lyft drivers, extended: sexual awakenings, H answers the Labyrinth question, Is Jenny from Forest Gump an asshole? Things L is routinely haunted by from childhood, little L asks her librarian a question.

Hey, y'all! Satanic Panic ain't real- no one is poisoning your candy, H had it made on Halloween costumes, the bank of little H, by the way: telling your boyfriend someone's secret doesn't count, the worst candy, hey guys everything has msg on it, L's hatred for squishmallows, troll dolls, L's weird stuffed animal as a child, H was born with white guilt.

Squishmallows being gross, poverty meals, L's first embarrassing celebrity crush, H's cure for road rage, who ruined country music, why are some drawers bad, and other inanimate objects that make us feel weird.

H is insulted by what thieves didn't take from her car, a 24 y/o shot a weird shot, we all should get therapy so no one would need therapy, L makes H play Which Would You Rather Eiffel Tower Edition, Is Madonna okay? A weird rampage TED talk about why ed hardy is classist ??? How come all personal news on social media is cringe?

This one has it all: Queefing, butt stuff, and becoming a celebrity ghost. extended: people needing to butt out of other people's relationships, the guy that cooked his dong, L knowing the black market price of organs, tik tok teaches us a lot of things and sometimes shows us things we never wanted like when your neighbor rots through your ceiling in your apartment.

Strap in everyone, this one is... UNHINGED. You all finally get to experience the magic that is L's laugh in full force. We learn just how many kinds of showers are there?Just to reiterate- the girlies are doing the most! Guys that wash their dong in bar bathrooms have a special place in our hearts. Just like showers, there are a few different kinds of murder, like the Whoopsie Daisy kind.L & H reminisce on their first time hanging out and what they talked about: sex tricks/tips. Such as The Clenching Trick and two-handed handies.Annnnnd, L yells at forced birthers.

H puts L on the spot to answer a difficult question, H gets high and expresses her absolute disinterest in space which leads us to tech bros and their raging boners for space, what is the appeal of bidets? Something about hungover Triscuits.

L's sexy voice is what you're hearing but H is pretty sexy too, L challenges everyone to do one chaotic thing a day, who is Evan Bald? So you agree, you think you have Benjamin Button syndrome? L has been banned from Twitter and what the end of the world has to do with shower beers.Oh yeah, and locking a fart in your car.

L finally got to see an 11 incher and no she will never be the same. She also got boss baby'd in the same night. We give our hot take on Tinder cringe, and H rips a bong and shares her best conspiracy theories. Oh! And, we're about to piss some people off re: monogamy.

H shares a core memory, L reads funny Amazon reviews, we discuss the complications of nail day, we all know about BDE but what's BFE?

Usually, our Patreons get the extended episode, but today we're sharing a sneak peek! Here's what we cover in this episode: MVP shots we've shot, Kathussy, Divacup vs. Nixit, H gets put on blast, we get stalked by a fruit fly the whole damn time. Oh, and a lot about threesomes. And potential fivesomes.

We give bad male podcast hosts advice and possibly get things wrong ourselves, L finds the weirdest parts of the internet, and somehow it's hard to make a MMF threesome happen. Tubular meat.

It's LAUNCH DAY! H & L talk about conflict, L survived the 'rona but barely, and we change the world in 4 minutes!

H owned all the kids in her class with her pet named...nipples? question mark?

It's an unhinged gun girl summer and your hosts are HERE for it. Reality has served up a few too many slices so give this episode a listen and commiserate.

Listen, if it's sus, don't put it in your mouth. And other good advice.

We discuss how Gen Z is obsessed with licking ass, shitting our non-pants, and send out the PSA to please stop fingering people like an amateur bowler. Reading back our notes, we can't help but wonder if this is peak humor or peak mental illness. Honestly, we're here for it either way.

Literally I wish I could tell you what we talked about specifically but I'm sure it's funny and there are probably dicks involved. I know we burp a lot.