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Dan and Phil randomly roast any and all current events. Feel free to join in the roasts by submitting topics to randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

Random Roasts


    • Jun 8, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    #34 - Protesters, Politics, and Whatever...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 47:43


    Been a while because we we're hoping we could talk about non-political driven events. That isn't possible so we embraced it. Let us know what you think. Agree or disagree with what Dan and/or Phil have to say about the year 2020 has turned out to be. IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #33 - Coronavirus vs Covid-19, Stay-At-Home vs Reopening, & Netflix (Tiger King, Agents of Shield, & Supergirl)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 58:06


    Coronavirus vs Covid-19, which name do you like more!? Some places are going to reopen next week. The boys discuss this in detail! Dan and Phil give some good Netflix recommendations. Long episode title, short bio! Like and love below! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    32 - Coronavirus Scare and Theories!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 60:01


    After a month, the boys are back! One has a legit Coronavirus scare and goes into detail on the current testing. It's not fun! The other has been working from home! Some changes took place over too! What are they? You gotta listen to learn! Or don't...asshole. IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 31 - Coronavirus is here & Harvey Weinstein is gone!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 43:28


    Well! The Coronavirus has taken over! Costco shoppers don't know what to do with themselves! And Tom Hanks is the first famous person to get it! What a year 2020 has been, right? And Harvey Weinstein goes to the slammer! And we can't wait! But Dan roasts a particular type of person...which type? You gotta listen to know! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #30: Judge Judy, Friends vs HIMYH, & Dunkin Donuts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 42:38


    New pod is up! Dan talks about Judge Judy finally retiring after 25 years. Good mid day shows from back in the day.  Friends coming back for a one show reunion which leads to a Friends vs How I Met Your Mother debate. Then Dan roasts Dunkin Dounts for being the worst donut spot! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #29 - Coronavirus gets big, Bernie Sanders, & Dwarf Bullying!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 43:21


    Twas a crazy news week so the boys jump all over on this one. Dan talks about the Coronavirus becoming a big deal but Phil doesn't agree. Dan then talks about the silly old man Chris Matthews calling Bernie Sanders a Nazi without thinking Bernie is Jewish and lost family in The Holocaust. Whoops! Phil talks about the Australian boy who gets bullied for being a dwarf and the online rumorzzzz about him. And oh yea, for whatever reason, alot of James Bond talk! Hint, Dan likes James Bond.  IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #28 - American Restaurants going Bust, British Slang, and Batman!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 55:57


    The boys are back with a hitter! Dan goes over a list of American restaurants likely to go bye-bye soon! The boys disagree on which ones are worth keeping...they disagreed alot! Then for whatever reason, Dan starts speaking like a Brit leading towards a British slang debate. Then Batman! Phil didn't know about Robert Pattinson being Batman! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #27 - Standing Brooms, Poopy Pants, and Politics!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 44:50


    That's right Roasters, second drop in a week! Dan is back and tells us a bit about his date. Well, what happened before his date. Then Phil and Dan roasts the standing broom people in different ways. Then some politics talk! Dan drops some non-partisan knowledge all up in your eardrums! Let us know if you like the two shorter pods a week or one longer pod format! Our contact info is below! K, thanks! We love you long time! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #26 - Valentine's Day and Going Solo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 39:50


    Welcome back Roasters to a very special Valentines day podcast. You will notice things are a little different today. Phil aka Weird boy is flying solo....yes that's right...SOLO. Dan decided that going on a date was more important than recording so Phil is here to save the day talking about DATES. Phil gives his opinion which nobody asked for and a ton of Randomness with it. Like usual these guys just don't know when to shut up, but that's what we love about them. This one is saucy

    #25 - Iowa Caucus, Super Bowl Halftime Show, & Geography!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 51:09


    On this weeks show, Dan ROASTS Iowa for failing so hard they will no longer matter anymore! Phil starts to roast the Jennifer Lopez / Shakira halftime show until Dan brings up another point of view! Then Kansas City...Kansas & Missouri! We do some exciting Geography talk! Oh yea! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #24 - Kobe's Legacy, The Coronavirus, & Billie Eilish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 69:30


    Phil is back! He discusses Kobe but talk becomes a bit heated as the boys disagree on Kobe's Legacy. Then they talk about the Coronavirus coming to the US...yay? And then some music talk! Billie Eilish wins a ton of awards causing Phil to come up with a musical opinion. Phil knows music so his opinion matters...maybe? But Dan agrees with his theory so it's definitely accurate! What is it...well, there's only one way to find out! Oh yea, shameless cheap cheesy plug!   IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Kobe Bryant Tribute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 31:02


    Not the typical episode. As a lifelong Kobe fan living in Southern California, Dan gives his thoughts on the late great Kobe Bryant. RIP Black Mamba.

    #23 - Dan Roasts Phil, The Super Bowl, & Stephen A. Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 42:20


    Weird Boi' Phil is sick once again so Dan roasts solo! Dan starts off roasting...Phil! Then he reviews UFC 246, how the NFL bans "The Super Bowl", Stephen A. Smith, and he goes over the Aaron Hernandez Netflix doc. And after all this sports talk, he roasts sports fan! He talks about his Filipino hate and what has resulted from last week!  IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #22 - A Little Sports, Dan Roasts Filipino Food, & Walmart Robots!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 67:41


    This episode goes off the rails quick! The boys talk about sports a bit. Dan roasts baseball then unexpectedly starts roasting Filipino food. Dan actually went harder than he expected and didn't want to post this unedited but screw him, no edits allowed! Then they talk about Walmart using robots! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #21 - Golden Globes, Kevin Hart, The Draft, and Churros...?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 71:55


    Baby boys and girls, Random Roast is back to our regularly scheduled drops! The boys talk about Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes comments, a non-spoiler review of Kevin Hart's Netflix Doc, what if we go to war and people get Drafted, and a lot of Churros talk! Tell me that doesn't sound delicious! Join us for more random roastyness!  IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #20 - Star Wars, The Witcher, and Travel Stories!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 66:17


    Episode 20 is easy like Sunday morning! Sorry for the delay, the holidays ruined our good times! Phil watches Star Wars (No spoilers), Dan asks Phil if he thinks Star Wars is overrated. Both guys give a non-spoiler review of The Witcher (hint, watch it). Lastly, Dan starts giving travel stories and Phil reviews his California trip. And as always, please contact us for anything! Yes, even Nigerian princes requesting money can contact us! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #19- Drake's a Creeper, Ring App Hack, Christmas Music, and Peloton Bike Shame!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 47:09


    Unique episode as Dan roasts alone...or is he!!?? Dan roasts creepy Drake, the Ring App hack, is Christmas Music creepy, and the so called Peloton Bike Fat Shame!  Follow us for more roasty goodness! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #18 - The Irishman, The Gamechangers Debate, and Fat Shaming!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 77:24


    What is up Roasters! Welcome to the longest episode to date! Fitting as Dan and Phil review "The Irishman" (Slight spoilers). Dan talks about another Netflix special "The Gamechangers" vegan based doc then discuss the two Joe Rogan podcasts about it! This discussion leads to an interesting idea with Fat Shaming! And Dan develops a sounds with how shame sounds!     Follow us for more fun! OK! You promise right!? IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 17- Mr. Rogers Movie, Papa John's Pizza, & The Impossible Burger!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 39:42


    Roasters! Welcome to the bastard episode! This one sounds a bit different! Why? You gotta listen to find out as Dan reviews"A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood", the guys roast Papa John, and Burger King's Impossible Burger lawsuit! The guys are split on if the lawsuit was warranted? Follow us for more fun! OK! You promise right!? IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #16 - Thanksgiving! Napkinman! Tesla Truck! And Iranian Hulk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 70:26


    No repeat or best-of special! Nope! Dan and Phil give fresh material on Thanksgiving! And, Napkinman has arrived! Dan likes Tesla's Cybertruck while Phil does not. And the Iranian Hulk is gonna start punching people...what? This is an action packed episode! Just in time to zone out when you get sick of your family!  IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #15 - Clapping Ban!? Chuck E Cheese's Band Goes Bust!? ...Confessions!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 71:22


    Roasters! Dan and Phil start this week's show debating Oxford's clapping! It's split! Chuck E Cheese ditches the weird creepy band and introduces new designs! What are they, you just gotta listen! Dan and Phil start giving confessions for no reason, especially Phil. And someone says they like to run on freeways to make people smile, whattttt!!! Our social media game is growing! Join the fun or not...just be boring, I guess!    IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #14 - Dan Tries Popeye's! Milk goes bust, 219 Inch TV, and Napkinman!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 67:00


    Dan eats the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich!Is good ol' Milk going bye-bye? Is a 219 inch TV too large? And Napkinman!!!   IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    #13 - Phil Eats Popeyes, Dan Hates Daylight Savings, and Disney Plus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 61:12


    #13 is up! Phil finally does something for the show and eats Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. Dan hates on Daylight Savings Time. Then will Disney Plus take over Netflix as the go-to streaming service? Dan and Phil debate 80's vs 90's too. As usual, it gets random...ha ha! Get it? So funny, right? Follow us below! IG: Rroastsinfo Twitter: Rroastsinfo Facebook: www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email: randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 60:03


    It's Halloween! Go shove some kids and take their candy! Dan and Phil go over the best and worst Halloween candy. How old is too old to go treat or treating? The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich is back on 11/3! Which weapons are Dan and Phil going to carry to get it? The California Wildfires are a thing and Phil introduces a great idea for Shark Tank!

    Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 53:09


    Dan reminds us of the Pain Olympics then roasts those dumb "Olympics". Phil talks about weird things people do then Phil asks Dan First Date questions. Dan and Phil go all over on this one...it was quite random. Do you get it?

    Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 70:45


    Roasters!!! Dan breaks down the Joker movie! Are you an annoying American? Dan provides a list of what NOT to do! And, are Pineapple Jack O' Lanterns a thing? Holla at Dan and Phil.    Follow and please spread word for the love of Random Roasts! We wanna get lit up like a California wildfire!  IG and Twitter - RRoastsinfo  Facebook - www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email - randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 57:46


    Hello Roasters! Remember Rachel from Boy Meets World? Well, her name is Maitland Ward and she now does porn. Dan gives his review of her latest work. Dan and Phil roast the media loving serial killers. And to lighten things, pumpkin spice coffee. Is it only for women?  Follow and please spread word for the love of Denny's! IG and Twitter - RRoastsinfo  Facebook - www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email - randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 55:41


    Ya boys are backing roasting Tom Delonge and his UFO love. What's up with the OK hand symbol now being a White Power symbol. And are people more real online than in real life? Follow and please spread word of the show like a disease!  IG and Twitter - RRoastsinfo  Facebook - www.facebook.com/randomroasts Email - randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 58:27


    The boys are back! Dan roasts Antonio Brown and the NFL hard. Dan and Phil talk about the Emmy's and who cares about them. And lastly, the boys roast Canada's head boss Justin Trudeau's blackface scandal. And porn! Kidding, no porn talk on this one. Or is there...? Follow us on FB https://www.facebook.com/randomroasts - On IG and Twitter at RRoastsinfo - and on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXyrtbSzZpu8LiMoAZXzkHA

    Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 60:22


    Dan and Phil are back again! Dan roasts Worldz Conference, Phil goes hard at Christmas Music before the Christmas Season, and Dan gets heated at vapping! Follow ya boys at rroastsinfo on IG and Twitter. Also find us on the Book of Face by searching Random Roasts or the old school option of randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 52:05


    Dan and Phil roast RaiderNation, Pro Wrestling AEW, and Nicki Minaj's sad untimely retirement. Reach us old school at randomroastsinfo@gmail.com or on IG at RRoastsInfo. Spread us like a disease! We want to become contiguous!

    Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 40:56


    Dan and Phil ROASTS Hurricane Dorian hard, talk about the good seeds Pornhub is producing, and the new Joker movies...plural. Holla at ya boys on IG, FB, Twitter, whatever Rroastsinfo or old school style at randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 52:09


    Andrew Luck's Retirement, Popeye's Chicken Sandwich, and the Tic-Tok App. Email us at randomroastsinfo@gmail.com and follow at RRoastsinfo on all social media stuff. Or be a bad person.

    Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 39:47


    Welcome to Episode 2 of the Random Roasts Podcast. In today's episode we talk about Spiderman and the fallout between Sony and Disney and what the future looks like. We also talk about how stupid the apple credit cards are and Python Hunters in Florida? Got your PEP card?? This is a pretty entertaining episode today so don't miss it. If you have any questions or topics for us, drop us a link on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook (RRoastsinfo on the platforms) or the ole email at RandomRoastsinfo@gmail.com

    Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 33:47


    Welcome to the very first episode of Random Roasts with Dan and Phil. We basically chat about things going on today and roast the stupidity of it. In today's episode we cover the rising Disneyland prices, politicians and their changing vocabulary and the 411 on the new vegan burgers and the obnoxious people making you feel bad for being a beef lover. Reach out at randomroastsinfo@gmail.com

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