Sleep to Strange

If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts.  Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

Solid, liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. My lulls will be as soft as the touch of Lurleen the foot rubber, who is licensed and bonded. Tonight’s it is time for Scoot’s haircut which gets doubly awkward when a transcript crosses into another dimension and brings back Tesla on a lightning bug. All the action will be as dull as mall that sleeps. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

As you listen to the umami of podcasts, I’ll be tasting the sweet victory of awards based on overuse of trove. With diamonds on my butt I’ll dream of a “Three Neils Tour”. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

As we deal with a pink moon, you will sleep soon. The nuns and I will have are handsful, but that nothing soda can't solve. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. Can Scoots avoid the trouble and get back to earth? Or will he be stuck with the nuns forever? Questions that will resolve, by dissolve into a dream.

We get real about the pros and cons of my hobby of listening to knocks. Real rambles. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and let me know by emailing me dearestscooter@gmail.com

Soda in Space? How about a tall glass of cool, sleepy, delusion? Stan will mix you up the perfect tonic to your sleep troubles, one part monologue, a dash of backstory, topped with a syrupy exposition. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com

Childhood nostalgia about a book will give way to unearthing the depths of Little Andy's trips to the lake.   Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me at dearestscooter@gmail.com

Scoots will deal with time and clocks as a salve for delusion. Be under no illusions, you don't need to listen unless you want to. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

My plans for a mobile dating platform will get beta tested with a relaunch of pumpkin art. Sleep soundly there's nothing of sense here. (starts around 8:25) Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Scoots' in Space. Right where he belongs. As you head sinks into your pillow a penpal will be made and a partner purchased. It will be senseless so sleep sweetly. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me dearestscooter@gmail.com so I can add you to the list!

When Scoots "feels nothing" it means it is time for you to sleep. Tonight Dan Harmon's story structure will be poorly paraphrased and applied to a Song from a "Chorus Line". We will be going around in circles while projecting my thoughts onto yet another Broadway character, this time by co-opting Dan Harmon's writing on story structure. SWEARING in this episode!!! Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

You can still rest easy, even while earth and Jeopardy and in jeopardy, as Scoots brings angelic level lulling soothing tones. Support the show via Patreon

While you drift off to sleep, Bernie the Butterfly stops in the studio for an episode of "Bird Forum" where Scoots is placed in the hot seat for his offensive views on Canada Geese. If none of this makes sense, never worry you should sleep through all of it. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Richard Warren Sears makes one last case for humanity. One long expository case. What started as a "Case for Sin" ends with L-O-V-E. Will that be enough to save us? All the doubling back and logic turning in on itself should save your sleep. Support the show and become a Patron at https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme  

As you slip into slumber, fur follicles will be discussed and that will lead to “Old Broadway”. We will step behind the curtain of “Le Miz” as curly locks guide the way. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

While you wander on the brink of sleep, James will close the case with magic. Hell will do its best to help save Besos. A host of Angels will watch as the podman digs too deep. Do narrators live forever? In your dreams they do. Support the show and become a Patron at https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

My meanderpowers will distract as you drift off. As you fall asleep I will listen to listener-supported classical radio. A village will become lost, but together they will find their way, as you find your way to sleep. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron The 400 listeners who support the show will help keep it up and free for the other 9,600 regular sleepless listeners.

The trial of listening to this trial should lull and dull you into sleepy submission. If not I've added a few extra speeches for good measure. A change in venue will not change the fact you don't need to pay attention. Goodnight. Support the show on Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

During your flight to dreamland, I'll take a trip to the UK to deal with a dollhouse that has been binned.  Thanks to Helen Zaltzman’s keen eye, I get involved in yet another PR/NGO/Carrot related fiasco. The dirty dollhouse movement begins tonight, as you slumber. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Finally the head to head talking match-up you've been waiting to sleep to. Like a classroom on a warm spring day you may not stand a waking chance against this onslaught of exposition and opinion. So breathe and drift off. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just $5 dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

My well adjusted neighbor Ray Perkins returns to the show with his take on the vacation we took this summer. He will lull and dull with details of a hotel we stayed at. There will be plenty of walk talk. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just $5 dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Sin starts to have a day in court. Snuggle in as the speeches begin, your pillow won't know what hit it (hint it was your head). The only thing really on trial is your patience if you are trying to follow along, also the other characters patience gets tested too. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme  

As you lay in bed, I’ll assemble one. (05:00) As you drift off, I’ll ramble on about budgets and building. As you sleep, I’ll dream of a bed that builds itself. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Richie and James change roles in order to confuse and distract both you and the Angels (starts at 28:30). No one will yell "Holy Patty Hearst!", they could have but it might have woken you up. To paraphrase RW's from tonight's show "I can read the fear on your face like a playbill". What? Keep the podcast at 12 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Can a mystery with Scooter go deeper than transposed numbers? Could it reach beyond video game obsessions and across the world? Probably not...so go ahead and fall asleep. Scoots will try the "cafe lifestyle" as you rest. Tonight's trends BASED on episodes from Blake's podcast, "Half Hour Intern" Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Sleepytime selection of Angels outside and speeches inside. Awkward moments in quarantine make for good sleeping. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

A pitch to all the angel investors out there, where we repurpose an existing platform. Use the rambling as leverage to help you drift into deep sleep. The Don Quixote of dating apps will chase windmills across your dreams. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Angels need answers about Plateglass. Slip across the threshold to sleep as Jiff deflects all of the questions from Angels. 

An artistic dream begins and ends in Rio. The camera may focus on one star or many as dance undulates the tendrils of your thoughts. Be still and let the flags do the waving.  Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

A blue sky meeting about a "Quarantine From Choice" will slowly devolve into your dreams. Please support our Patreon  http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

An indulgent reflection on being away from the podcast for two weeks.  Don't worry about listening to me, you can take a vacation from listening while I ramble with bare coherence. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

ANGEL LIES Lay down and I'll bring the lies.  We will even make a visit to a nightclub in heaven all while you drift on pillow clouds of lulls. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

A flux in the algorithm or the magic of Carole King guides my quest to save a bobcat from a space launch. You can sleep through all of it. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

James and RW run into their old friend Plateglass. Rest as they take a gentle boat ride through a history of some sort and do a whole lot of talking. Goodnight. 

A forgotten pitch will start your slumber, but when an ipod awakens to save a bobcat, snores will ensue. Carole King will make her presence known through songs that are not her own.  

Sometimes making a decision is tough, tonight is will be dull. (story at 24:47) Your only choice will be to drool or not to drool as a long intro leads into some talking and discussions. Nite, nite. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Don't worry about working out what Scoots is saying, just rest. A forensic speech pathologist will do the heavy listening. Knurl Snarlways will fish the ice of your dreams for substance and sense.  

Join RW as he lulls James to sleep. Then follow along as he takes a nice nighttime stroll through a park.

Probe your pillow as Scoots probes his brain to see if he has the ability to write sidekick fantasy fiction, if you catch me drift. If not catch a cloud and drift off the dreamland.

Rest your eyes as your ears hear a slow parade of auditions. James and RW will talk plays and love in quarantine. Settle in as by the end of the episode even the characters will be in bed.

Another boredown unfolds with a new nemesis. Will the borers unite as you dream? "The Edgeless Boy, pushed over the edge" says you will.

Richard Warren Sears will lay out the case for his artistic vision while James wonders what Chicken Little and Plucky Ducky were really getting at. Rest well.