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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland. If you are expecting something sane…

Dearest Scooter


    • Sep 30, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 211 EPISODES


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    Weaponized Kindness | Nuns in Space #13

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2017 48:48


    If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Nuns Opinions | Nuns in Space #12

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2017 44:23


    As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts.  Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Black Hole of Regression | Nuns in Space #11

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2017 42:22


    My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Odd Ball Trap | Nuns in Space #10

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2017 46:13


    Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

    Speckled Eggs and Parenthood | Nuns in Space #9

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2017 45:07


    Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

    Pincushion Planet | Nuns in Space #8

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 44:47


    We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Tabled Birthday Dessert | Nuns in Space #7

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 45:00


    Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

    Tesla Haircut | Trending Transcript Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2017 47:31


    Solid, liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. My lulls will be as soft as the touch of Lurleen the foot rubber, who is licensed and bonded. Tonight’s it is time for Scoot’s haircut which gets doubly awkward when a transcript crosses into another dimension and brings back Tesla on a lightning bug. All the action will be as dull as mall that sleeps. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Day Dreams | Nuns in Space #6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2017 44:31


    Your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

    Brainbot Entertainer of the Year | Sleep With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2017 49:45


    As you listen to the umami of podcasts, I’ll be tasting the sweet victory of awards based on overuse of trove. With diamonds on my butt I’ll dream of a “Three Neils Tour”. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Royal Moon | Nuns in Space #5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017 49:45


    As we deal with a pink moon, you will sleep soon. The nuns and I will have are handsful, but that nothing soda can't solve. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Real Time Stuffing and Mashed Potatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2017 49:34


    Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Tube V. Sphere Showdown | Nuns in Space #4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2017 48:41


    As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. Can Scoots avoid the trouble and get back to earth? Or will he be stuck with the nuns forever? Questions that will resolve, by dissolve into a dream.

    Knock Controversy | Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2017 49:48


    We get real about the pros and cons of my hobby of listening to knocks. Real rambles. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and let me know by emailing me dearestscooter@gmail.com

    Cup of Chaos | Nuns in Space #3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2017 48:48


    Soda in Space? How about a tall glass of cool, sleepy, delusion? Stan will mix you up the perfect tonic to your sleep troubles, one part monologue, a dash of backstory, topped with a syrupy exposition. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com

    Sylvan Beach Stroll

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 47:36


    Childhood nostalgia about a book will give way to unearthing the depths of Little Andy's trips to the lake.   Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me at dearestscooter@gmail.com

    Five Bells | Nuns in Space #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2017 51:30


    Scoots will deal with time and clocks as a salve for delusion. Be under no illusions, you don't need to listen unless you want to. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  

    Pumpkin Guts and Datemoi | Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2017 50:38


    My plans for a mobile dating platform will get beta tested with a relaunch of pumpkin art. Sleep soundly there's nothing of sense here. (starts around 8:25) Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Club Senseless | Nuns in Space Pilot Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2017 47:26


    Scoots' in Space. Right where he belongs. As you head sinks into your pillow a penpal will be made and a partner purchased. It will be senseless so sleep sweetly. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me dearestscooter@gmail.com so I can add you to the list!

    Using Dan Harmon's Structure for Feeling Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2017 59:46


    When Scoots "feels nothing" it means it is time for you to sleep. Tonight Dan Harmon's story structure will be poorly paraphrased and applied to a Song from a "Chorus Line". We will be going around in circles while projecting my thoughts onto yet another Broadway character, this time by co-opting Dan Harmon's writing on story structure. SWEARING in this episode!!! Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Mirror Maze Metaphor | Get Besos Season Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2017 59:44


    You can still rest easy, even while earth and Jeopardy and in jeopardy, as Scoots brings angelic level lulling soothing tones. Support the show via Patreon

    Geese Debated | Bernie the Butterfly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2017 48:23


    While you drift off to sleep, Bernie the Butterfly stops in the studio for an episode of "Bird Forum" where Scoots is placed in the hot seat for his offensive views on Canada Geese. If none of this makes sense, never worry you should sleep through all of it. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    What's Love Got To Do With It | Get Besos #22

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2017 58:56


    Richard Warren Sears makes one last case for humanity. One long expository case. What started as a "Case for Sin" ends with L-O-V-E. Will that be enough to save us? All the doubling back and logic turning in on itself should save your sleep. Support the show and become a Patron at https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme  

    Le Miz | My Life With a Perm & Carole King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2017 43:13


    As you slip into slumber, fur follicles will be discussed and that will lead to “Old Broadway”. We will step behind the curtain of “Le Miz” as curly locks guide the way. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Magical Solution | Get Besos #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2017 42:04


    While you wander on the brink of sleep, James will close the case with magic. Hell will do its best to help save Besos. A host of Angels will watch as the podman digs too deep. Do narrators live forever? In your dreams they do. Support the show and become a Patron at https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    Lost Village - Afternoon on KDFC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2017 50:16


    My meanderpowers will distract as you drift off. As you fall asleep I will listen to listener-supported classical radio. A village will become lost, but together they will find their way, as you find your way to sleep. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron The 400 listeners who support the show will help keep it up and free for the other 9,600 regular sleepless listeners.

    Plain Desolation | Get Besos #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2017 48:56


    The trial of listening to this trial should lull and dull you into sleepy submission. If not I've added a few extra speeches for good measure. A change in venue will not change the fact you don't need to pay attention. Goodnight. Support the show on Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Dirty Dollhouse | Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 38:34


    During your flight to dreamland, I'll take a trip to the UK to deal with a dollhouse that has been binned.  Thanks to Helen Zaltzman’s keen eye, I get involved in yet another PR/NGO/Carrot related fiasco. The dirty dollhouse movement begins tonight, as you slumber. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Opposite Counsel | Get Besos #19

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2017 43:37


    Finally the head to head talking match-up you've been waiting to sleep to. Like a classroom on a warm spring day you may not stand a waking chance against this onslaught of exposition and opinion. So breathe and drift off. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just $5 dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    Ray's Caribbean Beach | Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2017 45:21


    My well adjusted neighbor Ray Perkins returns to the show with his take on the vacation we took this summer. He will lull and dull with details of a hotel we stayed at. There will be plenty of walk talk. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just $5 dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    Tell Don't Show | Get Besos #18

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2017 41:57


    Sin starts to have a day in court. Snuggle in as the speeches begin, your pillow won't know what hit it (hint it was your head). The only thing really on trial is your patience if you are trying to follow along, also the other characters patience gets tested too. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme  

    Realtime Wall Bed Assembly

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2017 47:25


    As you lay in bed, I’ll assemble one. (05:00) As you drift off, I’ll ramble on about budgets and building. As you sleep, I’ll dream of a bed that builds itself. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Switch-A-Roony | Get Besos #17

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 53:48


    Richie and James change roles in order to confuse and distract both you and the Angels (starts at 28:30). No one will yell "Holy Patty Hearst!", they could have but it might have woken you up. To paraphrase RW's from tonight's show "I can read the fear on your face like a playbill". What? Keep the podcast at 12 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    Pokemon Go to Groninagen | Half Hour Intern Crossover Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2017 46:13


    Can a mystery with Scooter go deeper than transposed numbers? Could it reach beyond video game obsessions and across the world? Probably not...so go ahead and fall asleep. Scoots will try the "cafe lifestyle" as you rest. Tonight's trends BASED on episodes from Blake's podcast, "Half Hour Intern" Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Like Water For Angels | Get Besos #16

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 41:54


    Sleepytime selection of Angels outside and speeches inside. Awkward moments in quarantine make for good sleeping. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    "DateMoi" Cutting Edge Dating App | Trendmo Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2017 51:17


    A pitch to all the angel investors out there, where we repurpose an existing platform. Use the rambling as leverage to help you drift into deep sleep. The Don Quixote of dating apps will chase windmills across your dreams. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Tricky Jiff | Get Besos #15

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2017 41:37


    Angels need answers about Plateglass. Slip across the threshold to sleep as Jiff deflects all of the questions from Angels. 

    Olympic Opening Ceremonies Guided Mediation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2017 59:21


    An artistic dream begins and ends in Rio. The camera may focus on one star or many as dance undulates the tendrils of your thoughts. Be still and let the flags do the waving.  Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Scrambled Metaphors | Get Besos #14 | Sleep With Me #381

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 47:12


    A blue sky meeting about a "Quarantine From Choice" will slowly devolve into your dreams. Please support our Patreon  http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Introvert on Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2017 59:02


    An indulgent reflection on being away from the podcast for two weeks.  Don't worry about listening to me, you can take a vacation from listening while I ramble with bare coherence. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Angel Lies | Get Besos #13

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 37:21


    ANGEL LIES Lay down and I'll bring the lies.  We will even make a visit to a nightclub in heaven all while you drift on pillow clouds of lulls. Keep the podcast at 8 episodes a month by supporting our Patreon at just a few dollars a month! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

    Sentient Ipod - Carole King Edition Pt2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2017 53:55


    A flux in the algorithm or the magic of Carole King guides my quest to save a bobcat from a space launch. You can sleep through all of it. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Skiff Ride to Trouble | Get Besos #12

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2017 43:26


    James and RW run into their old friend Plateglass. Rest as they take a gentle boat ride through a history of some sort and do a whole lot of talking. Goodnight. 

    Sentient Ipod - Carole King Edition Pt1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2017 49:21


    A forgotten pitch will start your slumber, but when an ipod awakens to save a bobcat, snores will ensue. Carole King will make her presence known through songs that are not her own.  

    Not Choosing a Choice | Get Besos #11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2017 45:08


    Sometimes making a decision is tough, tonight is will be dull. (story at 24:47) Your only choice will be to drool or not to drool as a long intro leads into some talking and discussions. Nite, nite. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

    Dickens Issues | Trending Tuesdays

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2017 57:56


    Don't worry about working out what Scoots is saying, just rest. A forensic speech pathologist will do the heavy listening. Knurl Snarlways will fish the ice of your dreams for substance and sense.  

    Night Walk | Get Besos #10

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 44:27


    Join RW as he lulls James to sleep. Then follow along as he takes a nice nighttime stroll through a park.

    Sidekick Lover | Trending Tuesdays

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2017 51:01


    Probe your pillow as Scoots probes his brain to see if he has the ability to write sidekick fantasy fiction, if you catch me drift. If not catch a cloud and drift off the dreamland.

    Doctoring Auditions | Get Besos #9

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 46:15


    Rest your eyes as your ears hear a slow parade of auditions. James and RW will talk plays and love in quarantine. Settle in as by the end of the episode even the characters will be in bed.

    Messi V. Scooter "Boredown" | Trending Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2017 54:31


    Another boredown unfolds with a new nemesis. Will the borers unite as you dream? "The Edgeless Boy, pushed over the edge" says you will.

    A Case for Sin | Get Besos #8

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2017 35:54


    Richard Warren Sears will lay out the case for his artistic vision while James wonders what Chicken Little and Plucky Ducky were really getting at. Rest well.

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