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Jake and Mezrah talk about everything from the Space Shuttle to cannibalism. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with topics and feedback.

Jake Ledoux and Mezrah Masada


    • Mar 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 67 EPISODES


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    Pay Us to Live in a Cave and Think

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 94:00


    Mezrah fancies himself a philosopher.Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we might even log in to read it.

    TS067 - Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 78:36


    Backstreet's back, baby,

    TS066 - HALLOWEEN 3: Return of the Elves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 97:01


    This is it, people. The best Halloween podcast ever made. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.

    TS064 - We Kidnapped Our Only Fan (with Ben)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 60:19


    Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with all your... numerous thoughts on this episode.

    TS063 - He Bought Me a REAL SHARK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 61:41


    In this episode: Jake dreams of stilts, Mezrah buys Jake a birthday present, and we lose our COVID purity. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com, or don't. The Basilisk will be notified of your decision. You have 4 hours.

    TS062 - Mezrah's New Horizons

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 58:53


    Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to suggest what movies or games Mezrah should experience next!

    TS061 - Making Space Babies for Aperture Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 94:40


    In this episode: Mezrah begins his intro to culture with Robocop and Portal 1/2, we search for hidden treasure, and Jake... eats dogs? Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll laugh at you.

    TS060 - World Hunger: Not a Big Deal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 69:16


    In this episode: Mezrah posts his pictures online, we solve the world's greatest problems, Jake attempts to introduce Mezrah to culture, and much more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your thoughts featured in an episode.

    TS059 - HELP, I'm TRAPPED in a Video Game!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 58:48


    In this episode: Why horror games aren't scary, the problems with OpenAI's image generator, and pro-tips on how to explore the ocean. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.

    TS058 - Mezrah gets Death Insurance?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 77:01


    In this episode we make Mezrah answer ridiculous versions of the trolley problem, we introduce a new insurance market, and fix the school curriculum for good. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured in a future episode.

    TS057 - Wheelin' Out of Control

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2022 71:27


    In this episode we ask: Why didn't people just kill themselves in olden times? Is buying a Onewheel worth it? How do you decorate your apartment without looking like a grade-schooler? If you've got questions of your own, email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

    TS056 - Top Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 86:09


    This week we talk about Top Gun: Maverick and tackle the classic desert island question! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

    TS055 - Paradoxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2022 105:28


    In this episode we talk off the cuff about fun facts, paradoxes, and regional dialects. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

    TS054 - Ethical Cannibals (with Christian DiFranco)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2022 85:16


    We invent new meats, break into the homes of the homeless, Christian whacks off a few monkeys, and more in this episode of Terminal Satan. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

    TS053 - Season 2 Finale: Would You Date Your Computer?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 84:15


    In this episode we talk about the future of digital companions, the terrible state of video games, Mezrah learns about anniversary gifts, and we reminisce on the first songs we ever bought on iTunes. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

    TS052 - Elon Musk Buys Twitter / Could You Survive Alone in a Submarine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 91:43


    Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with your submarine-themed playlists! FACT CHECK: At some point I (Jake) might have alluded that "Truth Social" has shut down but it seems I was misinformed on that. Similarly, my understanding of Mastodon was somewhat off the mark as well. A good reminder to never take people's word on things when listening to podcasts.

    TS051 - SPLANES (with Ishai Masada: Alligator Hunter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 97:03


    In this episode we're joined by ex-podcast volunteer and alligator hunter Ishai Masada and talk about aerospace innovations, dinosaurs, cyborgs, music, and more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll incorporate your thoughts into a future episode.

    TS050 - Superman Dethroned by a Cat???

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 108:40


    We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    TS049 - Dragonology

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2022 94:53


    In this episode: dragons, riddles, and a new game show segment! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any questions, topics, or ideas. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    TS048 - The Tyranny of Roboraptor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 77:06


    In this episode we talk about frustrating endings, childhood toys, Jake's favorite doors, and more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any ideas, questions, and all that.

    TS047 - The 10 Inventions That Will Change the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 66:32


    In this episode we go through Mezrah's old invention diary where he catalogues his (patent-pending) revolutions in military technology. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with topics, feedback, and Roman names to have your ideas featured on the podcast!

    TS046 - What is the Manliest Ice-Cream Flavor?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2022 51:46


    We've got a slightly shorter episode this week, but next time we'll be back with a jam-packed high-energy episode as usual!

    TS045 - Can a Natural Predator SAVE Your Relationship?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2022 69:19


    Black belts, nuclear pizza, flaccid mohawks, and more in this episode of TERMINAL SATAN. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured on the podcast.

    TS044 - Why Should We Hire You?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 73:50


    Jacob interviews for Terminal Satan and Mezrah expands his rotator cuffs.

    TS043 - Is Yoda an Elf? (Christmas Special!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 97:32


    [our description guy is on christmas break]

    TS042 - Mezrah is a Bottom

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 109:14


    If you like us at our most delirious then this episode is for you. There is no rational thought or useful opinions to be found anywhere in this episode. Oh, and Mezrah explains the meaning of life towards the end.

    TS041 - Detective Dick Danger and the Devilishly Deadly Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 81:26


    In this episode we use AI to generate alternate scenes from Star Wars and The Matrix, listen to Goofy's presidential inauguration speech, ask Einstein how he invented time travel, solve a 1930s murder mystery, and so much more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your question featured in a future episode. Music used: Arcadia by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3377-arcadia License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Private Reflection by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4241-private-reflection License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    TS040 - Friendship ended with Mezrah

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2021 100:32


    In this episode we moan about computers, martial arts, Mezrah, backseat-drivers, and a whole lot more! Check it.

    TS039 - 2 HALLOWS 2 EVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 160:48


    BOO! It's a super scary Halloween episode - again! Buckle-in, strap-down, suit-up, and brush your teeth because you're in for a crazy time.

    TS038 - Guns, Guns, and Gunship

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021 106:18


    In this episode we discuss firearm ownership, the order of eating food, and what it's like to meet your favorite band.

    TS037 - Yetis with Benefits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 91:15


    In this episode we talk about Kanye West's Donda and the challenge of following up on success, how YouTube is our modern Library of Alexandria, and engineering Yetis to enhance our society. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com to suggest topics, ask questions, and otherwise bother us.

    TS036 - The Worst Birthday We've Ever Had

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 78:03


    In this episode we talk about collections, recasts, alternative math, Comma.ai's OpenPilot, and birthdays.

    TS035 - How to Rob a Bank

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 63:10


    We talk about Mezrah's weird peeves, old medicine, our tenuous grasp on geography, and how Jake would go about robbing a bank. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with all of your bullshit. Financial advice, relationship therapy, medical diagnoses, we do it all.

    TS034 - Mezrah Hates Art

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 83:16


    In this episode we talk about stealing from Lowe's, oiling fish, Mezrah's lack of taste, Jake's superior taste, and "food". Tune in... or don't, I don't care.

    TS033 - Last Will and Testament

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 86:23


    In this episode we talk about AI-powered cosmetic surgery, old internet videos, how far you should go for your job, and why Jake has written a will. Check it out! Visual resources can be found at terminalsatan.com and you can email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

    TS032 - Galactic Voyage (with Pierre)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 66:33


    In this episode we perform songs written by an AI, as well as movie scripts, battle plans, diss tracks, and more! This is not one you want to miss. Music attribution: Despair and Triumph by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3641-despair-and-triumph License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Facile by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3733-facile License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4005-lost-time License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    TS031 - A B-Tier Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2021 84:53


    This week Jake and Mezrah share and discuss their rankings of the following categories: Fast food restaurants, Pixar movies, video game consoles, Star Wars villains, and U.S. States.

    TS030 - Jake buys a Mac

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 69:16


    Roblox is an online game platform and game creation system developed by Roblox Corporation. It allows users to program games and play games created by other users. Created by David Baszucki and Erik Cassel in 2004 and released in 2006, the platform hosts user-created games of multiple genres coded in the programming language Lua. For most of Roblox's history, it was relatively small, both as a platform and a company, due to both co-founder Baszucki's lack of interest in press coverage and it being "lost among the crowd" in a large number of platforms released around the same time. Roblox began to grow rapidly in the second half of the 2010s, and this growth has been accelerated by the COVID-19 pandemic.[7][8] Roblox is free-to-play, with in-game purchases available through a virtual currency called "Robux". As of August 2020, Robloxhad over 164 million monthly active users, with it being played by over half of all children aged under 16 in the United States.[9][10] Although Roblox has generally received positive reviews from critics, it has faced criticism for its content, chat filtration system, and microtransactions.

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    TS029 - Milk-Man and the Curse of Strong Bones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 65:01


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    TS028 - Running Out of Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 63:59


    We reveal the top 10 reasons to sleep with Jeff Bezos, explain gravity on a flat earth, Mezrah pitches eugenics, and we figure out how many Mike Tysons it takes to kill a tiger in primal combat.

    TS027 - How we REJECTED Corridor Digital (with Christian DiFranco)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 78:43


    It's the Season 2 premiere of Terminal Satan! We kick things off with our first guest, a major YouTube collaboration, and some hilarious insect commentary. Get ready, it's gonna be a great season!

    TS026 - FINALE (or: Everything Fun is Unethical)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 89:35


    It's the finale of Season One of Terminal Satan and we've brought our best. This is a jam-packed space slam of an episode. Thanks for listening!

    TS025 - #FreeTonyBaloni

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 77:51


    We talk about cryptocurrencies, OpenAI, the afterlife, and what AI-generated movies we'd want to watch.

    TS024 - The Episode of Babel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 79:20


    Daft Punk is dead. Bands are dead. Dr. Seuss is also dead. But does it matter?

    TS023 - Would you date an ALIEN?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 79:04


    We talk about boiling lobsters, the Roswell incident, and xenophobia in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

    TS022 - How to Survive the Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 72:30


    If you've got a bunker or know bunker people, get in touch! We talk about zombies, bunker logistics, and Jake's grievances with photography in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

    TS021 - Would you kill 10 orphans for a BILLION DOLLARS?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 108:15


    Jake gets hacked, Mezrah taxidermies a giant squid, we start Robot Butlers Incorporated, Mezrah invents self-walking robot legs, and we discuss whether it's worth it to kill 10 people with a steak knife for a billion dollars. All this and more in this whale of an episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

    TS020 - Gay for Numbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 77:31


    Mezrah is bad at sleeping and Jake is annoyed with generational definitions. That and more in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

    TS019 - RIOT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 68:24


    We talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, internet monopolies, and the pains of running a website. This episode was recorded on January 7th 2021.

    TS018 - Defective Humans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 77:39


    In this episode Mezrah closes his ears and Jake gets yelled at by his internal monologue.

    TS017 - Straight Outta Egypt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 74:00


    We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!

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