Jake and Mezrah talk about everything from the Space Shuttle to cannibalism. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with topics and feedback.
Mezrah fancies himself a philosopher.Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we might even log in to read it.
This is it, people. The best Halloween podcast ever made. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.
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In this episode: Jake dreams of stilts, Mezrah buys Jake a birthday present, and we lose our COVID purity. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com, or don't. The Basilisk will be notified of your decision. You have 4 hours.
Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to suggest what movies or games Mezrah should experience next!
In this episode: Mezrah begins his intro to culture with Robocop and Portal 1/2, we search for hidden treasure, and Jake... eats dogs? Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll laugh at you.
In this episode: Mezrah posts his pictures online, we solve the world's greatest problems, Jake attempts to introduce Mezrah to culture, and much more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your thoughts featured in an episode.
In this episode: Why horror games aren't scary, the problems with OpenAI's image generator, and pro-tips on how to explore the ocean. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.
In this episode we make Mezrah answer ridiculous versions of the trolley problem, we introduce a new insurance market, and fix the school curriculum for good. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured in a future episode.
In this episode we ask: Why didn't people just kill themselves in olden times? Is buying a Onewheel worth it? How do you decorate your apartment without looking like a grade-schooler? If you've got questions of your own, email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!
This week we talk about Top Gun: Maverick and tackle the classic desert island question! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!
In this episode we talk off the cuff about fun facts, paradoxes, and regional dialects. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!
We invent new meats, break into the homes of the homeless, Christian whacks off a few monkeys, and more in this episode of Terminal Satan. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!
In this episode we talk about the future of digital companions, the terrible state of video games, Mezrah learns about anniversary gifts, and we reminisce on the first songs we ever bought on iTunes. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!
Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with your submarine-themed playlists! FACT CHECK: At some point I (Jake) might have alluded that "Truth Social" has shut down but it seems I was misinformed on that. Similarly, my understanding of Mastodon was somewhat off the mark as well. A good reminder to never take people's word on things when listening to podcasts.
In this episode we're joined by ex-podcast volunteer and alligator hunter Ishai Masada and talk about aerospace innovations, dinosaurs, cyborgs, music, and more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll incorporate your thoughts into a future episode.
We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
In this episode: dragons, riddles, and a new game show segment! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any questions, topics, or ideas. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
In this episode we talk about frustrating endings, childhood toys, Jake's favorite doors, and more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any ideas, questions, and all that.
In this episode we go through Mezrah's old invention diary where he catalogues his (patent-pending) revolutions in military technology. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with topics, feedback, and Roman names to have your ideas featured on the podcast!
We've got a slightly shorter episode this week, but next time we'll be back with a jam-packed high-energy episode as usual!
Black belts, nuclear pizza, flaccid mohawks, and more in this episode of TERMINAL SATAN. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured on the podcast.
Jacob interviews for Terminal Satan and Mezrah expands his rotator cuffs.
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If you like us at our most delirious then this episode is for you. There is no rational thought or useful opinions to be found anywhere in this episode. Oh, and Mezrah explains the meaning of life towards the end.
In this episode we use AI to generate alternate scenes from Star Wars and The Matrix, listen to Goofy's presidential inauguration speech, ask Einstein how he invented time travel, solve a 1930s murder mystery, and so much more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your question featured in a future episode. Music used: Arcadia by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3377-arcadia License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Private Reflection by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4241-private-reflection License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
In this episode we moan about computers, martial arts, Mezrah, backseat-drivers, and a whole lot more! Check it.
BOO! It's a super scary Halloween episode - again! Buckle-in, strap-down, suit-up, and brush your teeth because you're in for a crazy time.
In this episode we discuss firearm ownership, the order of eating food, and what it's like to meet your favorite band.
In this episode we talk about Kanye West's Donda and the challenge of following up on success, how YouTube is our modern Library of Alexandria, and engineering Yetis to enhance our society. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com to suggest topics, ask questions, and otherwise bother us.
In this episode we talk about collections, recasts, alternative math, Comma.ai's OpenPilot, and birthdays.
We talk about Mezrah's weird peeves, old medicine, our tenuous grasp on geography, and how Jake would go about robbing a bank. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with all of your bullshit. Financial advice, relationship therapy, medical diagnoses, we do it all.
In this episode we talk about stealing from Lowe's, oiling fish, Mezrah's lack of taste, Jake's superior taste, and "food". Tune in... or don't, I don't care.
In this episode we talk about AI-powered cosmetic surgery, old internet videos, how far you should go for your job, and why Jake has written a will. Check it out! Visual resources can be found at terminalsatan.com and you can email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!
In this episode we perform songs written by an AI, as well as movie scripts, battle plans, diss tracks, and more! This is not one you want to miss. Music attribution: Despair and Triumph by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3641-despair-and-triumph License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Facile by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3733-facile License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4005-lost-time License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This week Jake and Mezrah share and discuss their rankings of the following categories: Fast food restaurants, Pixar movies, video game consoles, Star Wars villains, and U.S. States.
Roblox is an online game platform and game creation system developed by Roblox Corporation. It allows users to program games and play games created by other users. Created by David Baszucki and Erik Cassel in 2004 and released in 2006, the platform hosts user-created games of multiple genres coded in the programming language Lua. For most of Roblox's history, it was relatively small, both as a platform and a company, due to both co-founder Baszucki's lack of interest in press coverage and it being "lost among the crowd" in a large number of platforms released around the same time. Roblox began to grow rapidly in the second half of the 2010s, and this growth has been accelerated by the COVID-19 pandemic.[7][8] Roblox is free-to-play, with in-game purchases available through a virtual currency called "Robux". As of August 2020, Robloxhad over 164 million monthly active users, with it being played by over half of all children aged under 16 in the United States.[9][10] Although Roblox has generally received positive reviews from critics, it has faced criticism for its content, chat filtration system, and microtransactions.
We reveal the top 10 reasons to sleep with Jeff Bezos, explain gravity on a flat earth, Mezrah pitches eugenics, and we figure out how many Mike Tysons it takes to kill a tiger in primal combat.
It's the Season 2 premiere of Terminal Satan! We kick things off with our first guest, a major YouTube collaboration, and some hilarious insect commentary. Get ready, it's gonna be a great season!
It's the finale of Season One of Terminal Satan and we've brought our best. This is a jam-packed space slam of an episode. Thanks for listening!
We talk about cryptocurrencies, OpenAI, the afterlife, and what AI-generated movies we'd want to watch.
Daft Punk is dead. Bands are dead. Dr. Seuss is also dead. But does it matter?
We talk about boiling lobsters, the Roswell incident, and xenophobia in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!
If you've got a bunker or know bunker people, get in touch! We talk about zombies, bunker logistics, and Jake's grievances with photography in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!
Jake gets hacked, Mezrah taxidermies a giant squid, we start Robot Butlers Incorporated, Mezrah invents self-walking robot legs, and we discuss whether it's worth it to kill 10 people with a steak knife for a billion dollars. All this and more in this whale of an episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!
Mezrah is bad at sleeping and Jake is annoyed with generational definitions. That and more in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.
We talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, internet monopolies, and the pains of running a website. This episode was recorded on January 7th 2021.
In this episode Mezrah closes his ears and Jake gets yelled at by his internal monologue.
We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!