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THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

Ralph Garman


    • Dec 22, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 5m AVG DURATION
    • 270 EPISODES

    4.8 from 1,162 ratings Listeners of The Ralph Report that love the show mention: garmy strong, ralph garman, kandb, ralph report, kroq, kevin and bean show, ralph is the man, ralph is the best, hollywood babble, garmen, nothing but the best, entertainer, eddie, impressions, long time fan, mornings, frank, radio show, smith, love ya.


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    The Ralph Report is a hilarious and entertaining podcast that has kept me laughing since its inception. I've been a fan of Ralph Garman since his days on KROQ, and it's been great to have him back in my ears on a regular basis. Ralph's quick wit and sharp tongue make him an excellent presenter, and I find myself cracking up daily while listening to the show. His banter with Eddie Pence, who may not be the most knowledgeable person but is definitely good for a laugh, adds another layer of humor to the podcast. Steve Ashton's contributions always leave me howling with laughter, and the group of loyal listener-contributors make this podcast feel like a family. The Patreon membership is definitely worth it for the full experience.

    The best aspect of The Ralph Report is undoubtedly Ralph Garman himself. He brings his years of experience in radio and comedy to every episode, delivering comedic gold with every joke and bit. His ability to lampoon celebrities while also being a genuinely decent human being is impressive. The chemistry between Ralph and Eddie Pence is fantastic, making their conversations highly enjoyable to listen to. The rest of the crew, including Steve Ashton, adds even more humor and entertainment to the mix.

    One downside of The Ralph Report is that some listeners may not enjoy Eddie Pence's lack of knowledge outside of 80s movies and his inability to eat normal food. While he does provide laughs, his limited range of topics can become repetitive for some listeners. Additionally, there may be moments when certain segments or jokes don't land as well as others.

    In conclusion, if you're looking for a podcast that will keep you laughing out loud on a daily basis, The Ralph Report is the perfect choice. Ralph Garman's return to hosting his own show has been nothing short of wonderful, bringing back that classic Kevin & Bean vibe from his KROQ days. With hilarious banter between Ralph and Eddie Pence, entertaining segments, and a group of loyal listeners that make it feel like a family, this podcast is well worth a listen. Whether you've been a fan of Ralph Garman for years or are just discovering his comedic genius, The Ralph Report is sure to leave you in stitches.



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    Latest episodes from The Ralph Report

    FairytaleOfHollywood_KASS2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 5:00


    Here's a special moment from the past ... KASS doing "Fairytale of Hollywood", with our beloved Steve Ashton. (Download version)

    TRR1553_12_10_24 - TV Tunes - Christmas Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 68:57


    THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!

    TRR 1542_11_19_24 - TV Tunes - Monopoly - Tongue Twister

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 64:06


    THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)

    TRR1478_07_29_24 - Munchin' Monday - Comic Con - Deadpool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 75:09


    THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Eddie's BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1470_07_17_24 - One Hit Wonder - Illegal Bars - Chimp Moms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 74:08


    THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Yoda

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 65:15


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!

    TRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane Eddy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 65:18


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP Jumbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 62:40


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star Trek

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 71:28


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1396_03_19_24 - AI Ghosts - TV Tunes - 3-D Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 67:20


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1386_03_05_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Drunk Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 62:07


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 61:13


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1370_02_07_24 - One Hit Wonders - Trash Lady - Filet O Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 72:16


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1364_01_30_24 - TV Tunes - Yodel - Tongue Twisters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 64:15


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1340_12_12_23 - TV Tunes - Gingerbread - Tongue Twister

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 60:27


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1336_12_05_23 - Ninjas - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 62:20


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1324 11 15 23 - Shatner Sings - One Hit Wonder - Vagina Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 62:24


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1321_11_09_23 - Car Sex - Ghostbusters - SAG Strike

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 72:33


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1316_11_02_23 - Polyamory - Reincarnation - Bad Mothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 63:22


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1305_10_17_23 - Private Eyes - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 63:04


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1303_10_13_23 - Friday The 13th - Garmy Game Show - Scary Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 76:45


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1290_09_26_23 - TV Tunes - Citizen of the Week - Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 69:08


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!

    TRR1285 09 19 23 - Talk Like A Pirate - TV Tunes - Zoo Of Terror

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 67:58


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1276_08_30_23 - Loch Ness Monster - One Hit Wonder

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 66:05


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1269_08_21_32 - Munchin' Monday - Art Theft - Free DVDs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 63:23


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1264_08_04_23 - Video Vault - Game Show - Garmy To The Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 69:26


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might get lucky with the LAS VEGAS edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Can we stop a family from LOSING THEIR HOME?! And, the TOP 5 most DANGEROUS DRIVING SONGS! Subcribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1258 07 27 23 - UFOs - Born Today - Primal Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 62:00


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX U. serves it up "ANIMAL STYLE"! Meet the folks who were BORN TO BE ALIVE! And, do we finally have the proof that UFOs are real?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1252_07_18_23 - Caviar - America Gladiators - Xmas Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 60:55


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1250_07_14_23 - Garmy Game Show - Video Vault - Ralph's Band

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 62:20


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1238_06_2-_23 - TV Tunes - Holiday or Holinay - Tongue Twisters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 65:53


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1233_06_13_23 - Scary Dolls - TV Tunes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 62:52


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY is in the news! Do we really need a FORKLIFT holiday?! And, what little girl wants a HOBO doll?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1230_06_08_23 - Balloon Sex - Born To Be Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 61:45


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP to The Iron Sheik! Why is it called "SPRING cleaning"?! And, meet the folks who get turned on by BALLOONS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1225_05_31_23 - One Hit Wonder - Spuds Mackenzie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 63:40


    On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!

    TRR1223_05_26_23 - Video Vault - Garmy Game Show - Who Pees Sitting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 75:04


    On today's #TheRalphReport: The GARMY GAME SHOW! Buddy Cop movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, where in the WORLD do men sit down to PEE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1214_05_15_23 - Chokeberries - Too Much Disney - Guardians of the Galaxy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 73:29


    On today's #TheRalphReport: Ralph's review of GUARDIANS Vol. 3! (Spoiler free.) Eddie gets too much for a good thing?! And, why do they call them CHOKEBERRIES?! We MUNCH them to find out! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1211_05_09_23 - Toe Sucking - One Hit Wonders - Vintage Products

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 61:11


    On today's #TheRalphReport: The wait for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is finally over! What's the going rate for TOE SUCKING these days?! And, PRELL used to be a thing ... What happened to PRELL?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1206_05_03_23 - Taylor Williamson - One Hit Wonder

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 75:02


    On today's #TheRalphReport: We're caught in the middle of a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph is a WIZARD! And, an interview with comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON! (And, his dog, Baby Betty.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1195_04_18_23 - TV Tunes - Stallone Sings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 61:52


    On today's #TheRalphReport: It's a mod, mod TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL PINATA DAY! And, Stallone SINGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1189_04_10_23 - Lost Dogs - Munchin' Monday - Xanadu

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 69:12


    On today's #TheRalphReport: A treasure from SHOWBIZ HISTORY! A "blue ribbon" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, we're reunited and COVID-free! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1186_04_05_23 - One Hit Wonders - Rats - Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 67:28


    On today's #TheRalphReport: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL! SUBSCRIBE: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT

    TRR1179_03_20_23 - Steve Ashton - Beer Taste Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 66:38


    On today's #TheRalphReport: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1174 03 13 23 - Oscars Recap - Peeps - Evil Insects

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 73:50


    On today's #TheRalphReport : We look at last night's OSCARS telecast! Eddie battles an ARMY of THOUSANDS! And, our MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of some of the newest PEEPS flavors! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1170 03 07 23 - TV Tunes - Zorro - Arnold Vs Bigots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 60:42


    On today's #TheRalphReport : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1168_03_03_23 - Game Show - Video Vault - UK Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 72:08


    On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1161_02_22_23 - UK Update - One Hit Wonder - Famous Deaths

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 67:58


    On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1157_02_15_23 - One Hit Wonders - UK Update - Creepy Commercials

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 68:46


    On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1153_02_08_23 - Super Bowl parties - UK Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 79:11


    On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1143_01_24_23 - Holidays - Charity - TV Tunes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 81:32


    On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1137_01_16_23 - Fish Casinos - Chocolate - NFL Playoffs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 62:24


    On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    TRR1135_01_12_23 - Condoms - Meditation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 71:31


    On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

    THE RALPH REPORT 1130 - Thursd

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 59:09


    On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

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