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Two young lads, Joe Skipper and Tom Oosterdijk, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Triathlon Mockery


    • Apr 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 128 EPISODES

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    The Triathlon Mockery podcast is a gem that I stumbled upon after seeing a post on social media, and I am so glad I did. As someone who has been working their way through all of the episodes, I can confidently say that this podcast is absolutely fantastic. The format of the show is filled with humor and laughter, making it an enjoyable listen every time. What sets this podcast apart from others in the triathlon genre is that while it may be 90% a comedic take on the sport, it still manages to provide useful information without resorting to selling snake oil like some other triathlon content out there.

    One of the best aspects of The Triathlon Mockery podcast is its ability to strike a balance between being informative and hilarious. The hosts, who I affectionately like to call "meatheads," run the spectrum from surprisingly knowledgeable to face-palmingly silly. This mix creates amazing content that appeals not only to age group athletes but also fans of professional racing. Whether you're looking for insightful training tips or just want a good laugh, this podcast delivers both in abundance.

    While there are many positives to highlight about The Triathlon Mockery podcast, there are also some aspects that could be improved upon. Sometimes, the content veers too much into debauchery and war stories, which might not appeal to all listeners. Additionally, as the show relies heavily on comedy, it may not be everyone's cup of tea if you prefer a more serious approach to triathlon podcasts. However, despite these minor drawbacks, the overall quality and entertainment value of this podcast far outweigh any negatives.

    In conclusion, I absolutely love The Triathlon Mockery podcast. It's a breath of fresh air in the triathlon community and never fails to put a smile on my face. This show manages to strike the perfect balance between humor and useful information without resorting to gimmicks or pseudoscience. If you're a triathlon enthusiast looking for an entertaining and informative podcast, look no further than The Triathlon Mockery. You won't be disappointed.



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    Latest episodes from Triathlon Mockery

    London Marathon Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 43:19


    In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Every Dog Has Its Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 41:33


    Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Spanish Gym Etiquettes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 45:22


    In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 53:09


    Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won't just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listenGONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A New Triathlon Mockery

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 44:55


    In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what's been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom's recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it actually work. Of course, that's just the beginning, there's plenty more in store. Tune in for another entertaining and insightful episode! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Young dog back on the block

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 44:33


    In This Episode, Tom & Max talk about Max his t100 singapore wildcard, GI issues on the subway, Toms training program for the london marathon. The Launch of GonnaFuel. A race calender bullshitbuster and much more. Head over to www.GONNAFUEL.COM to check it out Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    ATHLETES Burn-out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 49:41


    In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN New Zealand, the start of the year, Tom's season and the big burn-out rate under athletes and amateur athletes. On Top of that two massive bullshitbusters. GONNA www.gonnafuel.com Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Happy New Year Dogs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 64:27


    in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 39:21


    In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian's transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Interrogation Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 61:28


    Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Dont get fooled!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 67:32


    In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Holy Sh1t

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 37:17


    Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Rating World Champs Results

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 65:03


    In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 75:44


    In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The vulnerable Athlete

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 58:15


    In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 63:06


    In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Caravan Camp Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 53:26


    In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 53:28


    In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Mexican Method

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 29:36


    In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Olympics recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 70:17


    In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 40:05


    In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The prize money subject

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 55:34


    In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 55:37


    In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 30:28


    An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch, Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 35:44


    Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN 70.3 Oceanside Pre-cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 41:03


    Joedie and Tom are precapping oceanside :), some highs and lows and a thermometer bullshit buster Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A Calorie is not a Calorie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 49:59


    In this episode Tom is back on a High from training whilst Joe is going through some darker days whilst oceanside is coming up. Apart from that they recap American trips and bullshit bust the National Norwegian coach! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    T100 & World Triathlon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 48:44


    In this episode Joe Tom & Max talk about WC Abu Dhabi and T100 miami. Besides that they go in depth about all the french bullshit busters Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Dogz did WHAT?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 39:22


    In this show Joe & Tom talk about joe's 10K and an issue the dogs wont forget. Furthermore they talk about the biggest bullshit buster in history being busted and the milestone of surpassing 1billion people with obesity. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Hip Thruster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2024 57:12


    In this episode Joe and Tom talk about the miserable weather at the moment, Joe's 10K, PTO miami startlist, IRONMAN NZ startlist en a Hip Thrusting bullshitbullster Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Professional Runwalkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 64:01


    In This episode Joe and Tom Talk about Tom's 10KM race, Joe's goal for his next 10K race, about the tragic death of Kelvin Kiptum and go in depth about race walkers. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Band Got Back Together

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 72:40


    The band got back together! Talking goals for 2024, t100 series and much more in our newest episode. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Triathlon Mockery Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2023 59:04


    The end of the year, and its time for awards. In this episode Joe and Max talk about certain subjects and reach out awards to certain athletes. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Three dogs off the leash

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 59:15


    In This episode the 3 dogs get together for a chat about Tom's new plans, Max Podiums at 70.3 Bahrain and Joe has got into new fights with his neighbours. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Cozumel & Hyrox recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 67:07


    In this episode Joe and Tom catch up after a long time. They recap IRONMAN Cozumel and Joe's little trip to Hyrox Londen Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hyrox & Phuket Triathlon Ft Max Stapley

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 44:58


    The Mozzarella is on a holiday, so Max and Joe talk the week through. Joe is facing a hyrox event this weekend and Max chats about the biggest win in his career. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Bailiff in Norwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 38:48


    Hit the link in bio to support our show and get extra episodes and training sessions. In this episode Joe tells Tom about the bailiffs at his house, some trainingsessions in prep for IRONMAN Cozumel and an expensive bullshit buster. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Visit to the hospital, Dog Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 49:05


    Joe is not racing IRONMAN Florida and calling it a season due to health reason, Tom Racing Cozumel, The age group advise of the week and much more Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Runners are Dirty

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 69:07


    In this episode Tom recaps the Sgrail gravel triathlon, joe and Tom Talk about dirty runners, sam laidlow under investigation of the ITA and a classic bullshit buster Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Spanish Tandem

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 50:17


    In this episode, Joe & Tom recap IRONMAN Worlds in Kona, talk about a spanish Tandem race aka draftfest and chat through their own training Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The TM Underpants run

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 49:14


    Tom tells about his apple business, joe and tom talk Taylor Knibb in Kona, The Hawaiian IRONMAN Traditions, Joe read a book and much more Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Outlaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 45:19


    This episode is joined by Max Stapley. Max and joe talk some hot scoops in the scene, is there more doping around and why did Max got arrested in Pontevedra. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    World Championship IRONMAN Nice Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 50:03


    Joe recaps the World Champs in Nice, we discus some highs and lows, a fraud during the beermile, does Joe need a coach? And we doing more races this year ? Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN WORLDS Nice pre-chat ft Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 42:05


    IRONMAN World Championships Nice Pre-race chat, race tactics and more with Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Rat and the 70.3 Worlds Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 30:56


    In this episode Joe & Tom discuss the IRONMAN 70.3 Worlds, Tom's swimrace and there was a rat in our camp. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    What's News - episode 1 - Triathlon Mockery

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2023 38:21


    Whats news, our new podcast series where we will discuss the weeks news events in 2-3 min per subject- Kristian Blummenfelt racing Paris, two days after that Singapore and now on his way to 70.3 worlds. - Lionel sanders wants to donate his money to young ITU dude. - Another top professional, known as Janice Frodeno, has fallen for the financial heavyweight from a non-alcoholic beer brand. - Water quality in the Singapore/Paris testevent. - Donald trump shredded president Biden for his looks and says physically hes not exactly a triathlete. - Is buying followers and likes Instagram doping?- Terrible news coming from Ireland where 2 people passed away during the swim portion of the IRONMAN 70.3.- Our Picks for the long course weekend- Our Picks for the super league Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Follow unfollow technique

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 45:51


    In this Episode, Tom and Joe talk about whats going on in Font Romeu, Tom's training for IRONMAN penticton and a rare follow/unfollow technique. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Strength Training for triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 60:02


    In This Episode Tom & Kate talk how you should plan strength training, how it changes over the season and Kate will answer a lot of the questions the fans have send in. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Confused Adult

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 49:16


    In this episode Joe and Tom talk joe's trainingcamp in font romeu, tom's training in amsterdam for IRONMAN Canada/penticton. A massive bean bullshit buster and a confused young adult. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Mr 92, FBI Open Up!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 62:51


    In This episode Joe & Tom talk about A recent sanction by NADA for a pro triathlete, Joe's win at Lake Placid, the beermile and much more. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Surprise Surprise!! Back again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2023 47:30


    Guess what,, the dogs are back again! Tom And Joe catch up with some stories off the last three weeks. Tommie is recharched, jodie ready to go for ironman lake placid. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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