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Two young lads, Joe Skipper and Tom Oosterdijk, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Triathlon Mockery


    • Sep 23, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    IRONMAN Nice recap (week late)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 45:38


    Due to the internet in france, the bachelor party and joe's wedding - the episode is a week late. But here it is, IRONMAN Nice recap.. and some bullshit. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Burger man

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 46:00


    Joe'die got to Kona, he tells us about his first days there. On top of that, full on questions about Burger man, a bit about the PTO. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRONMAN Wales / Challenge Almere - Race recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 73:19


    The Dogs will give a recap /insight in their race of last weekend. Tom: Challenge Almere. Joe: IRONMAN Wales. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Kona Dreaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 54:23


    In this episode Joe & Tom dream about a cheap Kona! After 4 days of camping in Italy, tom has his highs and lows. Get bonus content on Patreon Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Sports Computer Gamer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 44:50


    In this episode Joe & Tom rate how their trainingcamp was in Font Romeu. Besides that they will talk about the Sports Computer gamer, a glucose monitor story and off chicken Track days Get bonus content on Patreon Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Chicken Game Strong

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 42:30


    Joe & Tom are back with a list off lows, it was a tough week. Tom in the K hole. But the biggest low, the chicken game. Tune in to find out why their chicken game is so strong. Get bonus content on Patreon Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Our takes on the Collins Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 32:42


    In this bonus episode Joe & Tom share their thoughts about the Collins Cup. Get bonus content on Patreon Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Thomas Dekker - Talking Doping

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 68:06


    Joe & Tom having an In depth interview with Thomas Dekker, a former pro cyclist who's been caught with doping. He's got a colorful story and is willing to share everything with the dogs! Get bonus content on Patreon Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Carb Depleted Proposal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 47:46


    In this episode Tom & Joe talk about how a Carb depletion would help if you want to prepose. On top of that, about running as a main subject of the week, high/s lows and a proper bullshit buster. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Powerful Pensioner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 48:32


    In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about some short triathlon subjects, who's the fittest pensioner, cramping proposal, Font romeu, highs and lows.. just get in. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Dressage or Curling - PARIS 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 62:19


    In this episode, Joe and Tom speak up their ambitions for the 2024 olympics. On top of that they will talk a bit about the PTO race in Canada & some epic highs and lows Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Moto Dopers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 56:48


    Joe's back from Honeymoon, fresh! Tom & Joe talk about the advantages of moto doping after a studie from the university of Eindhoven. On top of that, a drug tested bullshitbuster. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Cry me a river - Ft Ari Klau

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 50:58


    In This episode Ari takes Joe's seat as he's on a honeymoon! Ari & Tom talking emotions, k-hole and overtraining! Ari comes up with a proper bullshitbuster, tune in to check it out! Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The alphafly, the german and the tent!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 44:17


    *Episode's are on Youtube with video as well*. Joe & Tom Are on their way to Nice this week, were thing will be a bit different. Joe wanted to talk about Glycogen.. Lets see! Tune in and listen to this weeks bullshit. If you want to support us, head over to our patreon's page Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Beasting Breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 51:23


    In This episode Joe & Tom will dive deeper into breakfast! Will they train fasted? What do they take before a race? Podcast is also on youtube as a video! And Support us through our patreons page, xo the boys. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Sub 7 recap ft Blummenfelt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 36:38


    In this episode Joe, Kristian and Tom are recapping on the event.The lows, the highs and everything in between.All in a lovely small hotel room, in the middle of east Germany Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Rattlesnake & sub 7 spy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 51:55


    In this episode Tom and Joe are talking about the Sub-7 event. On top of that they'll call out the rattlesnakes. And Joe has some questions about cleansing his skin. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Bloated Junkyard Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 60:06


    In this episode Joe & Tom go in depth about their experience with regards to losing weight, diets and race weight! On top of that, they'll discuss some of the many lows this week, and they're back with a bullshit buster + instagram post of the week Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Quitters don't prosper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 49:07


    Joe & Tom will go on in depth about DNF'ing a race. On top of that they'll discuss general triathlon nonsense like a wet 10k and high's and low's! Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS RECAP

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 46:49


    In This episode Joe & Tom give a little recap about the IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS in St George in general. Besides that they chit chat about nonsense as they havent spoken to each other in a while. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Man Flu is real

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 58:46


    In this episode Joe & Tom will chat about the IRONMAN World Championships in ST George, IRONMAN Texas and the races in Spain. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Ari klau aka Lionels Sanders his P.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 64:27


    In this episode an in depth interview with former running and now triathlete, Lionel his training partner, Ari Klau. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Treadmill's Biggest Bullsh*t Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 45:43


    In this episode Joe & Tom talk about road running vs treadmill running. They bust a whole lot of bullshit, like riding on Zwift when its nice and sunny. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Rona got Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 54:05


    In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Covid for the main subject of the week. As they caught it since they came back from IRONMAN South Africa. On top of that, they'll go deep into the stories of the IRON WAR Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    IRONMAN South Africa Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 38:58


    Sorry for the poor audio quality.. literally both of our mics broke in South Africa. In this Episode Joe & Tom will do a recap about IRONMAN SA. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Pseidon's Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 56:47


    Joe & Tom arrived in South Africa for the IRONMAN. The travel was rough and thus lows to be shared. On top of that they'll go a bit in depth about IRONMAN South africa and some of Joe's past Training camp memories in Maui. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    success is bullshit busted

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 56:42


    In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about what it means to be succesfull or what succes means - actually thats the only serious thing. The rest is all pisstaking and banter in this episode Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Riel deal - FT Marten van Riel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 82:50


    In this episode Joe and Tom sat down for a long one! They featured (33:34) the 'riel deal', aka Marten van Riel after his win in IRONMAN 70.3 Dubai (interview at 33:34). Give him a follow on the gram.Get extra content on our Patreon page, link bellow. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Cafe con leche

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 52:52


    In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Cafe stops, the do's and don'ts. On top of that, they introduce a new subject of the week, the Question of the week and many more. If you want to support us, please visit our Patreon page :) link in description. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    In the K-hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 48:59


    In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about post trainingcamp recovery week as well as how to not put yourself in a hole during the camp. On top of that, classic bust of proper bullshit & some awesome high's and low's Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    PRO vs Age grouper (bike)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 38:59


    In this episode Joe & Tom talk about the differences in age group and pro bike dynamics as well as poweroutputt. On top of that, they have quite some low's of the week to share. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    undercover groupie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 38:43


    Joe & Tom will talk about the benefits of roadbike chaingang intervals vs TT bike intervals. On top of that they'll share some of the top notch how to make a cyclist cry stories and they're back with an instagram post of the week. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    IRONMAN participation program

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 36:48


    Joe and Tom will talk about the IRONMAN frequent participation program, tell you about their training camp and a little update about the sauna competitions Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Recovery like a Junkyard Dawg!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 50:28


    In this episode Joe & Tom will tell you some little tips about recovery, unveil a top triathlon mockery spy and talk about Boris Johnson and his run journey Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Pumping Iron

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 43:01


    In this podcast Joe & Tom are going on about lifting weights, who should do it & why. Besides that they talk about sauna challenges, bust some bullshit and Joe gets mocked by Cyclist. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Sponsorships - everything you need to know

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 57:22


    In this podcast Joe and Tom will tell you everything about sponsorships, how to get it, hot to maintain it and how much pro triathletes make. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The fireman the plumber but not the milkman! - Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 45:12


    On this episode we get the one and only Chris xxx , IRONMAN Triathlete and adult performer on the show for an in-dept interview! Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Hard Workout with Chris & Christine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 55:22


    Better late then never! This week we'll dive into performance testing. And on top of that, Chris and Christine will show you some extra raw performance test. Tune in Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Mushroom pasta

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 40:35


    Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The IRON Headbanger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 39:46


    In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Special Forces

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 63:23


    In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Training camp special - naked sauna's

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 39:00


    Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 47:22


    In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The Terminator

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 56:48


    Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Cheating bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 45:02


    In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    A Cocky American

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 44:19


    In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    The marginal gains for 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 45:10


    In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    How we're mentally wired

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 49:20


    Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Offseason

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 45:26


    Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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