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Award winning tattoo artist and content creator Jon Nelson, along with his fan favorite apprentice Cam Fonte and content director Danny Lopez, sit down with rad guests ranging from fellow tattoo artists, musicians, shop friends and even some of Jon's craziest tattoo clients and their outrageous stories. Nothing is held back one the mics go on. Some would say this podcast is NSFW but... Fuck em. Sit back, relax and enjoy The Unemployable Podcast!

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    • Nov 15, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    What's happening with The Unemployable!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 52:42


    Welcome back to a very special edition of the unemployable podcast! Today Jon, Alex and Director and new 3rd host Danny talk about the state of the podcast moving forward in 2025. The guys look back on the good, the bad and controversial moments on the podcast these last 2 years and discuss the major changes coming up. We also discuss what's on everyone's mind… “What Happened To Cam?” and much more. Listen, change is scary. We get it. But what we have planned is going to be a hell of a good time and we hope to take the unemployable brand to new heights. Feel free to give your thoughts in the comments! We'll be in there with you! Huge thank you to your all for going on this journey with us thus far! We are excited for this new chapter.Don't forget that our membership has the full live streamed extended version of all of our podcasts! So join in on the fun!

    SMASH OR PASS ft Sarah Lo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 76:57


    This week we have the multitalented Sarah Lo on for an extremely fun episode! Alex tries out a new segment with Sarah and Jon and it was, well, you'll see! Enjoy and don't forget to like, comment, share and subscribe!Don't forget that our membership has the full live streamed extended version of all of our podcasts! So join in on the fun!

    Drawing My Own Demons ft Valeriia Volokhova

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 84:14


    Welcome back! Forgive us for being MIA! Your boys were traveling. But we're back with a blast of an episode! Thank you ​⁠ for being our personal therapist.. Alex nee- I mean, we needed it. Enjoy!Don't forget that our membership has the full live streamed extended version of all of our podcasts! So join in on the fun!

    The Story Of Inked Abroad ft Dakota Weik

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 125:06


    This week is a special one! We have our boy ​⁠ in house with us to tell his craziest and most wild travel stories, the start of his inked abroad project, his passion for learning the history of tattooing to even his new website for tattoos guidance! We had a blast having him on with us so we know you're all going to enjoy! Don't forget that our membership has the full live streamed extended version of all of our podcasts! So join in on the fun!

    The worst text a shop owner can get ft Brissa Renee

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 126:24


    Welcome back, unemployees! This week, we have the talented Brissa Renee at the studio with us! You won't believe the story she tells!

    The Tattoo Therapy Project ft Alena & Valeriia

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 81:06


    Welcome back, unemployables! This week, we have a double whammy for ya! Alena Zozulenko & Valeriia Puhach join in to share their stories, laughs and shed light on their fantastic new project called Tattoo Therapy! Enjoy and don't forget to comment and subscribe!

    The most controversial thing at my convention ft Jesse Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 102:08


    Welcome back, unemployables! This week, we have a true powerhouse with us! The man, the myth, the legend, Jesse Smith! Joined by his longtime friend, our boy and fan favorite, Joe Casal! Enjoy and don't forget to comment and subscribe!

    What my client told me changed everything ft Quin Hernandez

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 98:36


    Welcome back, unemployables! This week, we have yet another legend in house! ​⁠ gives us an inside look into his come up in the tattoo industry and the lives he changed on his journey! Joined by our boy Joe Casal! You guys are in for a real treat! Enjoy and don't forget to comment and subscribe!

    Sorry, I'm European….ft Christian Boye

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 91:01


    We all have a friend that you're afraid to bring around your colleagues and family because he might say some wild shit … Well, meet ours! Cristian Boye! This dude is a one-man party and we absolutely love him and now, so will you! Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!

    Building A Prison Tattoo Machine ft Chris Dobson

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 66:22


    Welcome back, fellow prisoners! Today we are joined by the rad Chris Dobson! He tells his stories about tattooing in prison, tells us about the time Pony Lawson harshly reviewed his prison tattoo and shows us the tools we need to build our own machine! We also play a little game of JAIL OR SCRATCHER! Enjoy and don't forget to like, comment, share and subscribe!

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    The King of Bio-organic ft Jesse Levitt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 83:10


    Welcome back! This week we having one of the raddest dudes in the game! Jesse Levitt! Kick back, relax and enjoy yourself! Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe

    The Tattoo Industry Had to Change ft Katrina "Kat Tat" Collins

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024 73:29


    Welcome back! This week we have the multitalented Kat Tat! Kat discusses his raise in the industry, her time on Black Ink, opening her own shop, starting her amazing project the KAT TAT EXPERIENCE and so much more! It was an absolute pleasure having her on with us and we know you'll love her stories! Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Dealing with Imposter Syndrome ft Robbie Ripoll

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 64:58


    Welcome back! This week we have the highly anticipated return of our good friend Robbie Ripoll! Always a blast sharing stories so we know you'll have a blast watching this episode and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Opening a Sedation Lounge ft Gian Karle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 138:24


    This week on the unemployable podcast, we finally have our new friend and house. The mighty mustacher himself, Gian Karle! I would go into detail about what we spoke of, but where is the fun in that? Kick back, relax and enjoy yourself! Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!

    The Comic Book Artist (EXCLUSIVE) ft Joe Casal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 155:41


    Enjoy this exclusive episode only for Spotify including our boy Joe Casal!

    How to Judge a Tattoo Contest ft Franco Gomez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 59:42


    This week on unemployable, the guys are joint by another South Florida native and best artist no one knows about, Franco Gomez!

    Coming to America ft Tattoo Visa

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 73:45


    Welcome back! This week we have Katia & Amilla from Tattoo Visa shedding some much needed light on global tattoo artists trying to get their Visa! You had questions, they had answers! If you have any more questions, we'd love to hear in the comments! Hope you all enjoy this informative episode and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Lessons on Celebrity Sessions ft Dan Price

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 95:48


    Welcome back! This week we have the man himself Dan Price along with our very own Joe Casal! From humble beginnings starting in the tattoo industry, Dan paved his path to success with hard work, hunger and tireless self promotion to now tattooing A list celebrities. Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Client dos and don't before a session | EP 70 ft Katie McGowan & Jesse Perez | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 52:49


    Welcome back! This week we have another Ink Master alum and fan favorite Katie McGowan! Accompanied by fellow artist Jesse Perez! The gang discuss ink master, some dos and don't, private vs normal shops, take questions from the audience and more! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Flea Market Apprenticeship | EP 69 ft Tatu Panda | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 59:16


    Happy 69th episode you dirty birds! This week we have a hometown hero Tatu Panda in studio with us talking about his humble, but dysfunctional beginnings tattooing at a flea market to paving his way to becoming a Tattoo elites! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    A sit down with the Scream Queen | EP 68 ft Ana McFarlane | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 49:03


    Ello from down under! This week we have a fun one for ya! All the way from Australia, we have the fabulous Anna McFarlane! We had such a blast taking with her so you're all in for a wild episode. Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    he Separation of Ink & Skate | EP 67 ft Oscar Escauriza | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 97:39


    Welcome back to the Unemployable Podcast! Today, we have one of our own! Oscar Escauriza! He always has the sickest stories at the shop so we knew we had to bring him on to tell them for you guys! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    The Dangers of Anesthesia | EP 66 ft Zack Singer |Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 97:39


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week we have our boy Zack Singer on with us!! Zack talks about his come up in the industry, how tattooing at a studio led to his release on rap song, things he's learned from opening up is own shop and the guys talk of anesthesia tattoo sessions.. Is it worth it? Comment down below your thoughts! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Pardon My French | EP 65 ft Hugo Feist | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 97:39


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week we have the one and only, HUGO FEIST! Hugo talks about his troubles with his visas in the states, hosting tattoo seminars, opening his own shop and much more! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    The Art of Marketing | EP 64 ft Squire Strahan | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 97:39


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week present have one of my favorite episodes to date! Jon is joined by tattoo legend and inspiration @Ariesrhysing! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Tattooers Giving Back | EP 63 ft Aries Rhysing | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 97:39


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week present have one of my favorite episodes to date! Jon is joined by tattoo legend and inspiration @Ariesrhysing! Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    Leaving the Monk Life for Tattooing | EP 62 ft Andy Pho | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 41:55


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week present have one of my favorite episodes to date! Jon is joined by tattoo legend and peace bringer, ‪@Andypho‬! Joined by our director and editor Danny Lopez, the guys discuss how Andy Pho learned to unlock this creativity, use his social media to motivate his viewers and dive into his life as a monk. Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    How to Stay Relevant | EP 61 ft Ryan Eternal & Joe Casal | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 107:35


    This week is a banger! We are joined by the toughest dude in the industry Ryan Eternal joined by our very own Joe Casal! This was such a rad episode and we know you're going to love it as much as we did! Enjoy and don't forget to comment, like, share and subscribe!

    Leaving the Monk Life for Tattooing | EP 62 ft Andy Pho | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 73:02


    Greetings and salutations fellow unemployees! This week was have one of my favorite episodes to date! Jon is joined by tattoo legend and peace bringer, ​⁠! Joined by our director and editor Danny Lopez, the guys discuss how Andy Pho learned to unlock this creativity, use his social media to motivate his views and dive into his life as a monk. Hope you all enjoy and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    The Toxicity of Reality TV | EP 59 ft Kevin Laroy | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 49:14


    We're back and boy do we have a fun one for you guys! We are joined by one of our most favorite human beings ever, KEVIN LAROY! and yes, Cam is back! There's so much we can say about this episode but let's be honest, no one reads this sh*t. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show! Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & COMMENT DOWN BELOW!

    Bad Trips & Heartaches | EP 58 ft Landon Morgan, Danny & Alex Casal | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 53:49


    This week we had the pleasure of having fellow artist Landon Morgan on with the boys! They guys share some deep stories about how they dealt with heartache, you know, the great white buffalo, and how some of us may have reacted poorly to having our hearts broken. Jon wants Danny to do some psychedelics to free his mind and much more! Even added the first half of our UNPOSTABLE podcast at the end as a bonus for making up for not posting while traveling last week

    I Get Paid To Make Monsters | EP 57 ft Derek Garcia & Joe Casal | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 64:57


    Boy, do we have a treat for you guys! First off, we know the camera angles aren't up to par with our usual set up but this was originally going on Patreon BUT we had such a blast talking to Derek and Joe, we knew you all had to watch! Derek Garcia has done it all and lived the dream we've all had growing up... and that dream was to be in the same room as Tom Holland. But seriously, not only is he a phenomenal tattoo artist, he has worked on some of our favorite major motion pictures and TV shows as a Make Up FX artist. He and his twin were also contestants on Syfy's FACE OFF! Listen to his journey along side his old friend and our own Joe Casal! Derek and Joe will be back on soon so keep your eyes peeled! Enjoy, subscribe and comment below which movie or show you'd love to be apart of!

    The Worst Dating Advice EVER | EP 55 ft Steffy Boom & Alex Loyola | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 70:54


    Today is a special day! Got one of our own Steffy Boom with us today! Alex filled in for Cam and things got.. weird

    Most Painful Tattoos | Ep 54 ft Nate Miller | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 60:09


    This episode is long overdue! This week, we have our brother Nate Miller on with us! If you wanna talk about loyalty and friendship, there's no better man out there than Nate. He has stuck by the shop and Jon through thick and thin. Even when every artist walked out and quit the shop years ago, Nate said “nope” and stayed to help build and reshape Borrowed Time tattooed to the shop it is today!… OH! and did we mention he's one of our favorite tattoo artists in the world! Enjoy and please don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE!

    Val Shows The Boys The Ropes | Ep 53 ft Valentina Riabova | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 53:22


    This week, the boys are joined by the talented Val Riabova! From art, fashion, tattoos, the art of Shibari to even teaching at seminars and that's barley scratching the surface! You guys are in for a real treat! Enjoy and please don't forget to like, comment and subscribe for more!

    The Most “Florida” Guest Spot Ever | Ep 52 ft Kim Graziano | Unemployable Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 61:43


    Aliens, Tornadoes and Cons, Oh my! On this week's episode, the guys are joined by the anime ink queen herself, Kim Graziano aka Bunny Machine! Listen to Kim's journey in the tattoo industry, leaving to Japan when she was only 15 years old, building ANIME Ink Convention from the ground up, her partnership with Ghost Tattoo Supply Co and so much more!

    How My Mother Found My First Tattoo Shop ft Deanna James

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 67:08


    Have a special episode for you guys this week! The guys are joined by the one and only Deanna James! Deanna inspiring journey to the top is one we can listen to all day! From her supportive mother helping her find her first tattoo shop as a teenager, to opening her own shop, being betrayed by a promising apprentice, her wild ride on INK MASTER and so much more! Enjoy and please don't forget to comment your thoughts, like the video and subscribe!

    A Tale of Two Ponies ft Pony Wave & Pony Lawson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 137:07


    On this 50th episode, we had multi-talented Pony Wave on with us to tell her stories! PLUS we were also graced by everyone's favorite and our best friend  @PonyLawson ! Two for the price of one here folks! Enjoy the stories & the laughs and make sure to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE!

    How ONE post can change your career ft Ben Ochoa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 119:44


    The guys are joined by yet another legend in the game! ​⁠ @ben_ochoa  sat down with us to talk about journey to the top. From working a normal job and having a coworker encourage him to change his career, to being denied countless times at tattoo shops until finally being given the right opportunity. He discusses the magical post that changed his life seemingly overnight, traveling with his family by his side and finally opening his own shop. Plus, Jon opens up about a wild fan and much more! Enjoy and make sure to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE!

    Building a career off being a nerd ft Beerye!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2023 99:11


    Finally, the other half of the Baka Bois joined our crew on todays episode of Unemployable. Beerye tells his story of going to the army, then leaving, becoming a fire fighter, then leaving… and yeah eventually he decided to become a tattoo artist! But the COVID hit… ahh just listen, he explains it way better than we can! This episode was a blast so we know you'll enjoy it as much as we did!

    Tattooing in South Korea is a CRIME ft Chiwon An

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2023 92:27


    We have a very special episode this week! An absolute legend in the tattoo industry! ​⁠ @antattooinc  sat down with the guys to share some truly incredible stories! From joining the military to leaving his parents and his home in South Korea. The unbelievable amount of years trying to live a double life as a banker family man while traveling far and wide learning and mastering his craft of tattooing, to opening up his own shop and leaving his mark on the tattoo world! The list goes on and on! Can you imagine having to hide your tattoos not only from your family but… your country?! Insane! It was an absolute honor having Chiwon and we know you guys will love this episode as much as we do! Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENTS, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE!

    Being a tattoo artist with NO tattoos ft Goldy Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 111:21


    This week, the guys are joined by yet another Russian Legend, GOLDY Z! Goldy Shares her come up story from being architect to renowned tattoo artist. Also, what are your thoughts on a tattoo artist who don't have any tattoos themselves. Personally, we think it's pretty rad but we would love to hear your thoughts! joy and please don't forget to LIKE, COMMENTS, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE!

    For tattooers, by tattooers ft Lainey Bee

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 57:06


    his week, the guys are joined by Lainey Bee! Fresh off the heels of Golden State Tattoo Expo, the crew share their experience at the con. The likes and dislikes and everything in between. Lainey shares her journey from the Netherlands to the states! Not only is she a phenomenal tattoo artist, but an innovator and creator. She tells her story on creating a tattoo essential, the Stinger Storage plus much more! Enjoy and please don't forget to LIKE, COMMENTS, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE!

    Learning to tattoo in Russia ft Daria Pirojenko

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2023 64:22


    This week, we sat down with the incredible Daria Pirojenko all the way from the motherland, RUSSIA! She currently resides in Los Angeles California working with our friends at Monna Lissa Tattoo shop! She shares her stories from tattooing at her grandmother's home to traveling all around the world showcasing her immaculate talents! Enjoy and please don't forget to LIKE, COMMENTS, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE!

    The Sacrifices of Tattooing ft Stefano Alcantara

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2023 82:01


    This week, the guys are joined by a legend….and Dan Serna. Stefano Alcantara sits down to discuss his rise from tattooing in his homeland of Peru, dominating the states and becoming a world world renowned artist! It was such an honor having him tell his incredible story and we know you'll be inspired by journey. Please don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE!

    How SULLEN became titans ft Jeremy Hanna!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 88:47


    Ever wanted a rad uncle but didn't have one? Well, look no further. Uncle Jeremy of SULLEN Art Collective is your guy! Jeremy sat down with the guys to talk about how the legendary company made their mark, rose to the top of the clothing and tattoo industry and remains there! From humble garage beginnings, trials and tribulations and the domination of not only the tattoo industry, but the California music scene, extreme sports scene and many more. From collaborations with some of the most renowned tattoo artists, musical royalty and even unsung heroes. SULLEN helped pave the way for so many and we know listening to his stories will definitely leave you with a whole new perspective.

    How to get BANNED from everything ft Stella Barey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 78:52


    This week, the guys are join but the ultimate girl next door,  @bareybaby ! Now, we know what you're thinking. "Why do we have one of the Adult Film Industry's top rising stars on a tattoo podcast?" Well, our podcast is called UNEMPLOYABLE for a reason and she perfectly fits the qualifications. Stella is far more than just an adult actress and her story & views are absolutely something the world needs to hear. PLUS, she and Jon reveal a secret project they've been working on! ENJOY! Remember to COMMENT, LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!

    The Fat Mermaid Boys RAW (PODCAST EXCLUSIVE)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 146:12


    The 70s had Charlies angels. The 80s had the Cocaine Cowboys. The 90's had Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Now, we have The Fat Mermaid Boys! Jon Nelson, Phil Sommers, Scott Jaffa and Skinny Charlie paths all lead back to Fat Mermaid Tattoo shop in South Florida. Taking it back to where it all began for the boys. Listen and enjoy this RAW and UNCUT podcast.... Probably listen to it outside the presences of children.. Listener discretion is strongly advised.

    Hangover tattoos ft Randy Burnham

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 57:41


    Ever done a podcast hungover? What about tattooed hungover? This week, the dudes are joined by fellow South Florida tattoo wizard Randy aka RB tattoos who was a tad bit date due to being hungover… But dammit, did he handle himself like a true legend! Randy was an absolute blast to sit and hang with and share stories. Enjoy and don't forget to comment, like, subscribe and share!

    The day Cam was accused of stealing ft PHIL SOMMERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 77:08


    Yup, you read that right. Cam has been publicly accused of stealing another artist's work. Thankfully, he gets advice from our resident artist and this week's guest, Phil Sommers! The guys review both the tattoo and the stolen design and tells Cam what he did right and what he did wrong. Phil gives us his advice for staying motivated throughout his career. The guys take on questions sent in by our Patrones and much much more. LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!

    Anime Tattoos and lifestyle ft JPTRONWALKER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 83:36


    This week, Jon and the guys are joined by the one and only JPTRONWALKER! The guys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane and talk about video games, music and decade old controversial internet shenanigans that impacted their lives. JP gives some insight on his apprenticeship, his rad and rough experiences with previous shops, becoming a anime tattoo legend and so much more. We had a blast with JP and are stoked for you guys to watch! Enjoy and forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT & SHARE!

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