Unlikely Adventurers

You know how all of our other episodes are TOTALLY FOR THE KIDS? Well not this one! This one is different! But is it though? Join Becca and Macy as the make an arsenic genasi, a loxodon mom friend, a leasing agent, and... a skittles abomination? Also if you hear thunder, Bex was recording in the middle of a storm lmao.

Listen besties... if you think the previous ones are nothing, but THIS ONE. Nothing! It's got basically no content! A bee? Nah! Old radio announcer? Nope. Snickers bar? That's old hat! Jump scares? AH! No! We really tried, tho. I think.

HEY NOW! The title isn't what you expect! Or is it? Who's to say? Well, we're back and I hope you're ready for some piss talk. Today we cover characters such as a cat from the Sims 4, an umbrella saleman, a pressure washer, and a certain unique warforged. Can I get an uwu from the crowd? Okay, no, then r.i.p. me.

Did you know that we usually have ideas before going into the podcast? Well hear us out, what if we didn't? What if we had no thoughts and only vibes? If you thought we were normally over the top, just you wait as we discuss a new trick-r-treat ttrpg, a trash construct, Chris Pine, a cat-valier fighter, and more!

If you had the chance to flavor your own protein powder, would ya? Maybe... some options are mistakes tho. Couldn't be Baja Blast, tho. That COULDN'T be bad. Also we discuss tongues, gym equipment, skin, and a wine glass? This one is WILD besties.

Need quick art of your latest DND character? Well, AI tech has got you covered! We got IMMEDIATE fan art of our lovely creations this episode, and if you wanna see them... well just hold tight. And maybe check those socials to see TRUE ART.

We present to you today: a don't laugh challenge! If you laugh, you lose, so get your drinks ready. We've given you a hard one, talking about lizards, Lightning McQueen, tourists, and ketchup. Good luck, besties...

Don't worry about the title. There is NOTHING wrong. We just talk about three druids, toddler drawings, fitness influencers, and then we get lost in the sauce. The bean sauce.

Are you too cool for school? Would you rather get fame and money from social media? Join the club! Become an InfluWizard today! Or, if that's not your speed, become a strong pupper, or a waxing rogue, or, hell, a cardboard cutout just trying to get a new face! Also, a familiar guest returns!

This title is referencing CATS. NOTHING ELSE. Don't worry about it. Anyway, y'all like sponges? You a fan of mommies? Are you a gamer? Do you live in Garfield Hell? Well, this this is the ticket for you!

Yummy yummy in my tummy, this one's got all the classics! Minions! Vore! HER! A 20 minute phone call that we had to cut out and flawlessly cover! Sex toys! You know how it is...

Today's show has a super special guest, Jaeger! Fun thing about them, they know nothing about DnD. So join the three of these human beings as they stumble through chaos this week, and Macy and Becca force them to answer questions on the fly.

Have you heard the good word? Are you a Barbarian? Are you also a material girl? Did you watch Shrek in theaters in 2001? And how do an oven and a hair dryer get NASTY? Answers to all of these and more, in this episode. Also, stick to the end for a special guest star!

Joining Macy this week is Ghost (aka Cameron) for a special delve in to the mind of someone who hates their DM and wants them to suffer constantly. Enjoy!

Come with me on an 8 minute rant about literally nothing and about how much I love DnD and Becca. Or don't. Don't waste your time, honestly.

This one is, uh, vom worthy, besties. Here's a drinking game for it: drink each time piss is said, drink each time one of the hosts makes a vomit sound, drink each time a clearly visual gag happens that you can't see, and lastly, finish your drink if YOU'RE a booty-rockin cowgirl.

This episode is full of nothingness but also cringe energy. How is that possible? How is Becca losing more braincells by the episode? Can a bloodhunter be scared of blood? Can Tabaxi's finally have a subrace? Can your adventuring party have a roadie? Were you born to make history? Find these answers as well as what the hecky this title means!

Do you think about balls? Wait. Don't answer that. Uhhh. Awkward. Where were we? Right! Characters! How about uh, a dog? No? Okay. A sandwich? No again, heck... What about SEXY THINGS ONLY?! Yeah, that's what I thought.

Warning: this episode gets VERY NSFW at the 38.5 minute mark. You've been warned.Do you like arcades? What about LEGOs? Do you think that being evil is, as the kids say, "bussin"? Then this is the episode for you! This is a series of wild rides, one after another. And... maybe... the last one is the WILDEST ride yet.

Just another normal UA episode, besties. At least half of this episode razzing Macy about her old makeup palettes. And the other half is mourning the sexy M&M. And the third half is the discovery of the origin of the pog champ face. Don't worry about the title. It's uhhhhh, unrelated?

Oh hey there ~~ Didn't see you there. Uhhhhhh, this is an episode. It's the 83rd, if you're keeping track lmao. In this one they, uh, the host people... they talk about being normie-core, and robots, and pets, and that good ol' devil's lettuce.

WARNING: This episode contains horny energy, gross descriptions, and some of my best friends uwu. Macy is gone for the week, so Becca is running a one shot for her friends Brian, Johnny, and Nate! What hole will they find themselves stuck in in Escape From Horny Jail?! Wait... I shouldn't have said hole, oh no...Brian: @CosmicZetaJohnny: @ItsMachoMadnessNate: @Gamerazillakong

Do you have the power of God? Well, sometimes that isn't enough. Sometimes you need both the power of God and ANIME to beat the BBEG! And who's the BBEG this time? Is it 2021? Is it the concept of time? Or is it the fact that both of our TikTok For You Pages are only Five Nights At Freddy's? First episode of the new year and we're back on brand!

Welcome to the New Year! Instead of new characters, we took a break to talk about the year in retrospect, and our wants for 2022. We have declared that this is the Year of Unlikely Adventurers!

It's a holiday one shot! Join Becca and guests Mia, Alex, and Cameron (@camcraigart) as Macy leads them through a winter wonderland. What shenanigans can a gingerbread person, an eggnog plasmoid, a Grump, and a What get up to after saving a village?

On the 16th day of Unlikely Adventurers, Macy and Becca gave to me: 16 cats in a trenchcoat, 15 horny jokes, 14 sets of dice, 13 coffee makers, 12 candy canes, 11 elemental plasmoids, 10 more horny jokes, 9 sixty-nines, 8 maids a milkin', 7 goth elves, 6 sixty-nines, 5 haunted dolls, 4 more horny jokes , 3 white elephant parties, 2 sleepy hosts, and a half eaten burger with wingssssss! (And yes I know this comes out on the 18th, let me have this!!!)

Oh yeah, we totally planned about talking about this when the new DnD book came out. Both of us DEFINITELY knew that the book was the new thing. That's why we talk about which wizards subclass is the NERDIEST, tennis warlocks, and... wait, another doll? We did that last week! What are these two DOING?!

*shuffles, embarrassed, blushing* "Oh... hi Y/N, I've been waiting for you (◕ᴗ◕✿). I just wanted to tell you about the Funko Wars, and my lil' sister's slumber party, and my...hehe, well, my haunted doll (⑉´•˶˶̫˶ •`⑉). Wait?!?! Where are you going, uwu? You haven't seen it all yet ミ=͟͟͞͞(✿ʘ ᴗʘ)っ

Besties, this one is rough. Becca and Macy talk Thanksgiving themed adventurers and tattoo quests for a bit before it all just falls apart. But hey, 'tis the season? The season where we can FINALLY start listening to Christmas music without getting accused of being a warlock? Honestly idk besties, it's a time, like look at the title.

.... There's a lot of flesh talk in this one. And not always in the fun way! This episode will have you fearing the flesh of these characters, what you've eaten, and... sequins? Wait, I must mean something else, right? Was someone else writing on this paper? No way we talk about how many humans it takes to cover a T-Rex and then also sequins? But then again... welcome to Unlikely Adventurers.

If you had the chance to flavor your spells, would ya? And what flavors would they be? Pumpkin spice? Apple? Bong Water? The options are truly endless. We talk about that, as well as a Guilty Werewolf, our microphones kissing, something random from Bex's desk, and more.This episode features Becca's audio cutting out like a syllable of every other word, since we can't have an episode go by without something WILD happening.

The one where it's just Macy apologizing for no episode last week due to work stuff. See you on Saturday!

You've heard of Wine and Dine... now it's time to get Wet and be Et. Not like the extraterrestrial, like the word eat, but different. The joke is hard to explain in text, give me a break! Follow your hosts as they get ready for Halloween with... guess what? Horny energy again.There is are slight spoilers to Episode 1 of Campaign 3 of Critical Role in this episode around the 15:40 to around 16:35.

Warning: this episode contains unnecessarily horny energy. The characters featured within may or may not be based on that fact. Also Macy was kind enough to join us via walkie-talkie, so overall, a JUICY time.

If your tattoos were spells, what would they be? And why are all of your spells tentacle related, you dirty bird?

In the name of Gucci, you shall be powerful. Join us.

Better late than never - what is vore was actually what gave you some of those good-good hit points back? I guess we'll find out.

I don't really know what else you need to know about this episode beyond the title.

Twitch is out, tits are in, and we want to know, what would be the Backyardigans look like as an adventuring party? These are the hard hitting questions that get answered this week. So tune in to find out. If you want to. I'm not your mom. You do what you want.

It's like nothing even changed. There was no break. It is simply the correct time for this episode to be airing. Time is a construct.

Okay, okay, this time we SWEAR we recorded an episode but the audio got all weird. Here: give it a listen! Next week, we will actually be back, we promise!

Okay, okay, this time we SWEAR we recorded an episode but the audio got all weird. Here: give it a listen! Next week, we will actually be back, we promise!

It's time for another solo episode! This time, we're with Becca as she talks about different games systems that she both really wants to play, while simultaneously knowing very little about! Fun!

It's time for another solo episode! This time, we're with Becca as she talks about different games systems that she both really wants to play, while simultaneously knowing very little about! Fun!

Someone's feeling a little queasy, but that's not going to stop the character train from rollin'! Can Becca keep her Taco Bell down as we make adventurers out of classic Vines and a new twist on this week's Bethes-HUH?!?!?

Someone's feeling a little queasy, but that's not going to stop the character train from rollin'! Can Becca keep her Taco Bell down as we make adventurers out of classic Vines and a new twist on this week's Bethes-HUH?!?!?

What would it be like if your tongue was a tooth? That bent kinda the way one of those wooden snakes does? Find out that, and also the truth behind Victoria's Secret and much, much more this week.

What would it be like if your tongue was a tooth? That bent kinda the way one of those wooden snakes does? Find out that, and also the truth behind Victoria's Secret and much, much more this week.

Are the people that have passed on from this mortal plane living their lives in the clouds? Or as the clouds? We tackle this and other hard-hitting questions in this week's episode of Unlikely Adventurers. We will uncover the truth.

Are the people that have passed on from this mortal plane living their lives in the clouds? Or as the clouds? We tackle this and other hard-hitting questions in this week's episode of Unlikely Adventurers. We will uncover the truth.

Macy attempts to do a solo rant about secrets in DnD and how her personal experiences skews this. Is it interesting or just dumb? You'll have to find out for yourself in this week's episode of Unlikely Adventurers!