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Shit, another tech podcast.

Aaron Hendrick, Brian Burkett, Bryan Jones


    • Sep 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 31m AVG DURATION
    • 49 EPISODES


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    0.0.48 - The Porn Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 93:48


    OnlyFansApple & CSAM 

    0.0.47 - 0.0.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 105:54


    It's been a hot minute. There's some changes to the show. If they're terrible, it's because GitHub Copilot wrote them.Intro: Not Mrs. Brian BurkettSponsor: [ top secret ]Teamsters RansomwareWhite House & MisinformationGitHub Copilot

    0.0.46 - We Did It Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 92:12


     Intro: onlyfans.com/clrew14Sponsor: qr-is-hard.comApple's Polished TurdGive Me a C! Give Me and O!...800 StungBye Bye BlogThe BetWhy We Can't Have Nice ThingsNot My Nudies!Anonymous vs Meme Lord

    0.0.45 - Rectal Transmissions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 81:46


    Jeff Goldblum can get his Mac to connect to a whole goddamn alien mothership but I can’t get my Airpods Max to connect to my Mac. That makes sense.NEXT EPISODE WILL BE LIVE ON YOUTUBE 6/8/21 @ 8PM PTvisit our twitter page twitter.com/unmuzzledfm for the URLIntro: OnlyFansSponsor: polyzag.comCloset of ShameFucking Flashcards?!Death From AboveGot Tomato?Uncensored FacebookNo Room at the Inn

    0.0.44 - Pixelated Lamps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 99:18


    Did you have “Gladiator Joe Biden with a green face” on your bingo card for this week’s episode? Because that’s who showed up.Sponsor: https://www.zazzle.com/z/lio9yl3sTesla’s a DrainPorn King’s LampsBan BansUnidentified Flying new Object()CAPTCHA Gets DoomifiedFlat CatsCharlie Bit $$$

    0.0.43 - Husbender

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 90:38


    Never send to ask for whom the woke mob comes. It comes for thee. Intro: onlyfans.com/starlittSponsor: obriendoor.comHave you tried turning it off and on?Basecamp go boomFar from pleasantnessThe tweeting deskCable beaversDon’t forget to pay your billDon’t be a dick to soccer players

    B.R.B — Away Message

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 0:19


    Crafting the perfect away message is a skillset we lost in the 90's. Moody song lyrics? Cryptic "don't bother me"? It's all so tough to choose. Anyway, Bryan decided to get married, so we'll be back on May 12th, probably. We're still working on our timing. 

    crafting moody cryptic away message
    0.0.42 - Blended Monkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 119:22


    Scientists recently spliced human and monkey DNA to fight diseases. Aaron offers some key improvements to their methodology to increase monkey throughput. Intro: kinkykushySponsor: anchor.fm/TheAmazonKamikaze DronesFish Sticks!Keep your pants onBurn mother fucker, burn30 minutes or lessNot because it is easy, but because we’re hard…Cash Destructomatic 9000

    0.0.41 - Woney Talks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 118:27


    Stick around ‘til the end; it’s amazing any of us made it out of our 20’s.Intro: OnlyFansSponsor: tyrahodge.comWhat gender was Kitt?Tapes Of The 27 ClubJoe Rogan Doesn’t CareWater Works - Price $150“Affordance”Tattle LifeEphemeral NFTsArtificial Intelligence & Artificial EmotionDon’t Drive Up Hills

    0.0.40 - A Beautiful Phonix

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 107:01


    “From the wounds pile of tear drenched ashes you will ascend stronger, braver, and smarter.” Don’t miss this week’s sponsor.Intro: HeatherKellySponsor: sea-glass-phonix.myshopify.comGuns123!Backblaze. Bryan’s favorite.You can do it. Don’t say it.just setting up my twttrWe can totally fix education“An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through”In Russia, App Install YouSkynet

    0.0.39 - You Guys Hear That Static?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 114:18


    Intro: OnlyFansSponsor: crypt.eeSerial Killer or not?Rah-rah SmirnoffIt’s all in the eyesCA bans more stuffNo Bitcoins for IndiansFacebook sucks at hiring Chrome users are dumb 

    0.0.38 - iPod

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 101:33


    Intro: Vixen-MaySponsor: stewardgroupe.comThis is not an apple.1-800-273-8255SF Command-ZSublimationTom Cruise Isn’t Real14,000 bugsA Utah ExodusDigital contraceptive...

    0.0.37 - SEO Boobz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 108:00


    There are two ways to get to the top of any algorithm: D and D.Intro: candlestick21Citibank goes to the dentistGive me the green lightNews? Dislike.Sponsor: kbos2hm.co.ukHis Royal Dickship, Juan Carlos IGentleman Jack. Dakota. Hope. Bench.Let’s fix these prices

    0.0.36 - Asbestos Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 112:51


    Listen, Aaron is very much definitely for sure alive. It’s just that nobody has seen him in a little while.Intro: LavenderbxbyApple’s Leaf FetishAbsinthe Will Kill You10 Lines Per HourABBA CopsSponsor: MyWowElectro4 Days in IndiaThe Salesforce FlexYour TPS Report is DueThe $50 Drug Empire82% Stupider

    0.0.35 - Sex Facegunz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 112:51


    Remember when I told you that episode 33 wasn’t about porn? Yea. This is not episode 33.Intro: littlemissmasqueYoti? Yoti. What?G’day BingTesla & Bitcoin Sitting in a TreeSponsor: cryptobreakdown.substack.comSF AFYou Get a Travel Ban1-800-273-8255

    0.0.34 - George Washington Lincoln

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 112:51


    Here at the Unmuzzled Podcast, we aren’t afraid to name things after famous old guys.Blue Check HomesThe Crucifixion of JonesSF Has Nothing Better to DoSponsor: Rob HopeApes Strong Together44 Fucking MillionNo Preferences For YouIf the Dead Could Speak

    0.0.33 - Masturbatory Fluff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 104:00


    This episode is not about porn. I promise.To the MoonVoyeurs Gonna VoyeurStonks Go Up?We Solve the NewsSponsor: Off the Muta ScaleGibberish BiasA Good Algorithm?

    0.0.32 - Mallet Finger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 96:16


    There’s a right way and a wrong way to clean paint out of carpet, kids. Don’t choose the wrong way.Coup-MingleAutomoblowTikTokCoupNo events for you… CoupSponsor: tsxquarterly.com“Hubber” NazisI'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.

    0.0.31 - Peak 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 98:54


    Never ask for whom the banhammer swings. It swings for thee. Sponsor: FreeFly881

    0.0.30 - You Get an RV

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 106:38


    Have you always wanted to be publicly humiliated by a luxury car company? Boy, is this the episode for you. Horse-GiraffesWe’re Giving Away RVsBMW’s New Kink Sponsor:Shake up shopSylvain BauvaisMirror WorldThe Glasst StrawHome Market Findsbeanie.at You Will Never Win at Candyland AgainThe Internets Pretty Hate MachineGot Vaccine?

    0.0.29 - Attack Alpacas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 105:12


    Listen, you don't want to skip the ad-read this week. You'll swear we're drunk when it starts, but we bring it home strong. Also: if you know the difference between a llama and an alpaca, please email us. God knows we're not gonna give that a Goog.Cyberpunk
’s Dildo ProblemsIllegal Porn (Is that a thing?)Manic Bitcoin
Sponsor: beanie.atThe Vaccine Trolley ProblemCH*NATaksies Backsiessolarwinds123 (all lower case)

    0.0.28 - Management Overhead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 89:12


    We interrupt this discussion about our drone overlords and dystopian future to ask how you feel, on a scale of 1 to 10, about your experience with the PayPal website. Brought to you by homemarketfinds.com, whose website MIGHT be working by the time this goes live.U up Alexa?
Sky Guardian
EMPs Anyone?3 Felonies Per DaySponsor: HomeMarketFinds.comEnhance Enhance EnhanceThis may be offensive...Timnit Gebru

    0.0.27 - A Puddle of Chet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 100:45


    Protein-Folding Anyone?Brazil’s Giant Spreadsheet
Black/White/Tattooed?Sponsor: The Glasst Straw (8-inch bent)Facebook “bad”Amazon Will Know ALL!A Starship TestAre aliens among us?
M1 M1 M1 M1 M1

    0.0.26 - Brilliant Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 104:30


    Nobody Cares About Facebook’s ModsGoodbye AMP15% App Store TaxApples $113,000,000 lieStadia and it’s PWATelegrams Nudie BotDoes my password suck?Our “sponsor”

    brilliant earth
    0.0.25 - Truly, Madly, Deeply

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 88:41


    I wanna stand with you on a mountain. I wanna bathe with you in the sea. I wanna talk about how far I’ll go to see a Savage Garden concert in 2021.

    0.0.24 - Hard Rights

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 86:17


    America and AI race cars have things in common this week. Those things are not goddamned mustached bridal veils.

    0.0.23 - Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 93:41


    Nokia’s on the moon, Elon targets the International Space Station, the DMCA gets DMCAed, and we get to tell you about something genuinely new on the Internet: www.mirrorworldcreations.com/phone

    0.0.22 - 42-Inch Bolt Cutters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 93:33


    Burkett gets himself into a tight spot and then Apple, Facebook, and Twitter do the same. Plus an introduction to #sitnikFriday, the cure for American puritanicalism.

    0.0.21 - Grandma & the #ProudBoys

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 85:41


    Brian Burkett reveals he’s been interviewed about his Dark Web activities by the Department of Homeland Security. Brought to you by absolutely nobody because our crack advertising manager still hasn’t landed Squarespace.

    0.0.20 - The Jones Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 78:42


    We update the Turing Test for the 21st century and my Wirecutter-recommended washing machine tries to escape. Brought to you by Sylvain Bauvais, the only web developer better than Brian Burkett (probably).

    0.0.19 - Flowers and Puppies and Kittens

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 102:47


    Steven needs nicer titles so he can share the podcast and we dive into the new documentary that proves social media has no problems whatsoever. Brought to you by the OJ’s Gloves company.

    0.0.18 - Pedophilia and You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 87:33


    Tik-snap-gram-book-itter to rule them all, a plan to detribalize humanity, and Burkett makes “the pedophile argument”. In what scientists are calling “probably related,” we still don’t have any sponsors.

    0.0.17 - Outrage Bukkake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 72:31


    Microsoft gets in a fight with cheese, Kim Kardashian exists, and sweet merciful Christ we went a whole episode without mentioning Apple.

    0.0.16 - Fruity Foot Fetish

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 86:14


    A non-non-judgmental exploration of why Apple is fascinated with constantly putting its foot in its own mouth. Brought to you by Epic Games.

    0.0.15 - Feminine Resources

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 80:32


    Aaron continues our quest to go viral for “Most Offensive Podcast Episode”, we rake Apple over new coals assembled in China, and fuck Michelin.

    0.0.14 - Forty Dollar Taco

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 86:10


    Get your mind out of the gutter; we don’t do crude sexual innuendo here at the Unmuzzled podcast.

    0.0.13 - David Darnes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 69:06


    David was the first person to download our show, so he gets an episode named after him. In other news: Twitter, Facebook, and Brian’s Mac Pro continue to suck at life.

    0.0.12 - Muzzle This

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 68:40


    A romantic, candlelit jaunt down memory lane discussing the podcast’s namesake and why Macrumors hates us.

    0.0.11 - Casper & the KKK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 95:55


    We manage to use literally every single keyword that gets you banned from YouTube and Casper pays us to NEVER MENTION THEIR BRAND NAME AGAIN, EVER.

    0.0.10 - #metoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 94:27


    “That’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.” We co-opt the #metoo hashtag to cover Apple’s abusive relationship with developers. In what scientists are calling “probably related”, we have 34,421 unread emails.

    0.0.9 - So We’re NOT Doing Video?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 90:23


    I’ve been putting on pants to record this podcast and today I find out we’re not even releasing the video version. LIES. I have been LIED TO in pants.

    0.0.8 - How Are You Not Banned Yet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 79:35


    Actual quote from this episode: “women can’t do math.” Feedback should be directed to http://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov

    0.0.7 - Slumming It With ShamWow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 105:43


    Brian gives his parents the saddest Christmas ever.

    0.0.6 - Too Close For Missiles, I’m Switching to Guns

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 86:10


    A chicken farmer shoots down a drone and this episode was NOT brought to you by Squarespace, so use Wix to build your next website.

    0.0.5 - Can We Get Serious Shownotes?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 73:43


    0.0.4 - Bryan is spelled with a Y

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 81:05


    We interview Matt Damon about working from home.

    0.0.3 - Revenge of Electron

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 56:37


    Episode 004 is better. We fired George Lucas after this one.

    0.0.2 - We’re Still Doing This?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 44:52


    Unbelievably, there’s a second episode. We’re still figuring things out, though, so maybe consider Sharknado VII instead?

    0.0.1 - Jones. Burkett. Hendrick.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 95:14


    These are the voyages of three random guys. Their continuing mission: to explore strange new corners of technology, to seek out new stupidity and new parts of Twitter to offend. To boldly go where literally everyone has gone before: a goddamned podcast.

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