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They call it “False Spring” in Maine. The weather warms up, and the result is acres and acres of mud everywhere. While it's not good for many outdoor activities, it is made-to-order for all-terrain vehicle testing. That's exactly what co-host Chris Teague did with the 2025 Toyota Tacoma TRD Off-Road. One of several Tacoma variants, the TRD Off-Road is equipped with monotube Bilstein remote reservoir shocks that facilitate extended wheel travel and offer greater heat dissipation, properties that are useful when splashing through the mud. One question many ask about the new Tacoma revolves around the new powertrain. Does the turbo-four adequately replace the tried-and-true V6? Chris Teague will answer that question and many others in his comprehensive review. At the other end of the country, Host Jack Nerad didn't have mud to deal with. Instead, his major obstacle was the heavy traffic around Phonix as snowbirds from the Midwest and West locked to baseball's Spring Training. Nerad's ride for this second stint in Arizona this spring was the 2025 Volkswagen Jetta GLI, the performance version of the popular compact sedan. With 228 horsepower under the hood and a six-speed manual shift lever in his right hand, Nerad and his wife, Sandi, made their way to a pair of exhibition baseball games while simultaneously putting the Jetta GLI through its paces. He'll have a complete report. This week, we have a terrific guest for you. Jason Norton is the director of auto benchmarking at J.D. Power and an expert on vehicle dependability. In his exclusive interview with Host Jack Nerad, he'll offer the details of the recently released 2025 J.D. Power U.S. Vehicle Dependability Study. If you're looking for a dependable vehicle — and who isn't? — you'll want to hear what he has to say. In the news this week, we'll answer the important question: Is this a good time to buy a new car? New data gives us some hints on that, and we'll give you the details in this episode. On the tech front, General Motors and NVIDIA have teamed up for a couple of big new initiatives involving artificial intelligence — one obvious and one not nearly as obvious. We'll tell you about both. Embattled Tesla Motors, the recent victim of multiple acts of arson and vandalism, has gotten a green light on a phase of its robotaxi initiative, and we'll have more on that. California EV drivers could lose a special perk by the end of the year, and we'll tell you what it is and why it may go bye-bye coming up. So we have a lot of show for you this week Stay with us. We'll be right back. Jack Nerad's newest book Jack is now offering his newest crime novel, Only One Thing Stays the Same, at a pre-publication price of just $4.99. Click here to buy from Amazon at this special limited-time price. Matt DeLorenzo's Book Pick up a copy of co-host Matt DeLorenzo's terrific new book How to Buy an Affordable Electric Car: A Tightwad's Guide to EV Ownership. Brought to you by: • DrivingToday.com • Mercury Insurance: Find out how much you can save at DrivingToday.com/auto-insurance. • EMLandsea.com, publisher of Only One Thing Stays the Same and  Dance in the Dark We have a lot of shows for you this week. Thanks for joining us, and don't forget to look for new content on our YouTube and Rumble channels. Please subscribe. If you do, we'll like you forever. America on the Road is brought to you by Driving Today.com, Mercury Insurance, and EMLandsea.com , the publisher of Nerad's latest book, Only One Thing Stays the Same which is available HERE on Amazon.com             Chapters 00:00 America on the Road This Week 02:59 AI Innovations in the Automotive Industry 05:25 General Motors & NVIDIA Team Up 07:53 Tesla's RoboTaxi Initiative 09:51 California's EV Carpool Access Changes 12:45 Road Test: 2025 Toyota Tacoma TRD Off-Road 18:45 Road Test: 2025 Volkswagen Jetta GLI 25:41 Jason Norton, J.D.

001. Slider & Magnit - На сиреневой луне (Egor Ryzhov Remix) 002. Ivshina feat. Katyaasun - Всё Переживём (Zheez & HARLID REMIX) 003. Женя Трофимов & Dua Lipa -Самолеты (DextArt Blend) 004. Miyagi & Эндшпиль feat. Рем Дигга - I Got Love (Madsheads remix) 005. Zivert & LYRIQ - Forever Young (LeHitch & March Remix) 006. Кравц, Гио Пика - Где прошла ты (Funny Bubble Remix) 007. Амура-Некого любить (HARLID REMIX) 008. 5sta Family - На костре (Asketix Radio Edit) 009. Серябкина - Старший лейтенант (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 010. 5УТРА - Футболка (Index-1 Remix) 011. Reflex - Любовь-Ракета (Vee-Tal Remix) 012. Пчела - Белая ночь (Index-1 Remix) 013. Nola - Не люби (Index-1 Remix) 014. Дима Билан - Письма издалека (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 015. Люся Чеботина - ФАРАОН (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 016. GUMA - Люба Любовь (Dj INVITED Remix) 017. NOVA - Звони (Arkadiy Trifon Remix) 018. Zivert, LIRIQ - Forever Young (GlebAlpov Remix) 019. Тайпан, Logmarin - Букет роз (Vee-Tal Remix) 020. Полина Гагарина - Спектакль окончен (Alexx Slam VIP Remix) 021. Bakhtin - Целовала (DolzhenkovS remix) 022. Jazzdauren - Три цветочка (Index-1 Remix) 023. Agunda & Тайпан x Kolya Funk & Mephisto - Возьми моё сердце (Alex Botcher MashUp) 024. RASA - Погудим (Asketix Radio remix) 025. Bahh Tee, Turken - Медленно (Index-1 Remix) 026. Artik & Asti - Любовь после тебя (M&Dance) 027. МОТ, Паша Левл - Снегопад (Deeplos Remix Radio Edit) 028. Artik & Asti, XANDL - Девочка Танцуй (BIG CASH & ALEX SHOT MASHUP) Radio Version 029. Akmal' - Ты мне покажи... (Batishev Remix) 030. 5УТРА - Снег (Vee-Tal Remix) 031. Сергей Лазарев - Птица (Egor Ryzhov Remix) 032. Женя Трофимов – Поезда (IK Remix) 033. Гио Пика, MIRAVI - Мир (Madsheads remix) 034. NLO-Танцы (Urbine & Harlid remix) 035. Ольга Бузова - Неон (DJ Andrey Remix 2025) 036. NLO - За твои глаза (Livmo Remix) 037. Ленинград - Богиня (andle remix) 038. 5утра - Давай сбежим (Искорки) (Index-1 Remix) 039. Miyagi (feat. Castle) - Вавилон (GlebAlpov Remix) 040. Наколка - Ветер следует (Maxim Keks Remix) 041. Тайпан, ILGIZ, Руслан Арыкпаев - По ресторанам (Pavel Aesthetics Remix) 042. Ольга Серябкина - Бывало и лучше (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 043. Lx24 - Именем Твоим (Dmitry Air Remix) 044. 5УТРА, Руки Вверх! - Малая (Ramirez & Harlid Remix) 045. Lx24 - Дикая (Index-1 Remix) 046. Сектор Газа - Лирика (Alexx Slam Remix) 047. GAYAZOV$ BROTHER$ - Там, где кайф (D.Rostovsky Remix) 048. ХАННА, Кирилл Мойтон - Я это ты (GlebAlpov Remix) 049. Nivesta - Ничего не говори (Tarabrin & Sergeev Radio Remix) 050. Artik & Asti - Быть Счастливой (Vee-Tal Remix) 051. Big Baby Tape - Turbo (Majestic) TARABRIN Radio Remix 052. PIZZA, Света - Твои глаза (Vee-Tal Remix) 053. Миша Марвин - Имеешь право (Silver Ace & Andy Shik Radio Edit) 054. BITTUEV, NANSI & SIDOROV - Как быть (Ramirez & Pavlov Remix) 055. Элджей - Ультрамариновые танцы (GlebAlpov Remix) 056. Dj Boyko & Sound Shocking - Глубоко (FABRICK Remix) 057. MOT - Перемены – это красиво (Asketix Radio Remix) 058. Miyagi & Эндшпиль - Тамада (GlebAlpov Remix) 059. Jakone - Дорога дальняя (Tarabrin & Sergeev Radio Remix) 060. Тайпан, Logmarin - Я в тебя влюбляюсь (DBG Project Radio Remix) 061. Егор Крид, JONY - Дым (DJ Alex Storm Remix) [Radio Edit] 062. Саша Санта feat. Артем Качер - Завязали (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 063. Тайпан, LI ZA, HYDY - Пули (Index-1 Remix) 064. NЮ - АУ (Tarabrin & Sergeev Radio Remix) 065. GAYAZOV$ BROTHER$ — МАЛИНОВАЯ ЛАДА (Index-1 Remix) 066. Кар-Мэн - Чао, Бамбино (FABRICK Remix) 067. MIA BOYKA - Снова дождь (Index-1 Remix) 068. МАНАБИ & САТОРИ & DJ Ramirez - Антарктида (Remix) 069. Rich A. - Ждёшь его (Batishev Remix) 070. Сергей Лазарев feat. Ева Власова - Снег (Asketix Radio Remix) 071. ANNA ASTI - Космически (M1CH3L P. & DJ SAM) Radio Edit 072. Люся Чеботина – МОСКВА-ДУБАЙ (Pavel Lichmanyuk Remix) (Radio Mix) 073. Andro, ELMAN, TONI, MONA - Зари (DJ dinoeL Remix) 074. 5УТРА - Ромашки (Ramirez & Harlid Remix) 075. ALEX&RUS feat. Кравц - Забудь его (Index-1 & Silver Ace Remix) 076. Veigel, Migrant - Сердце отдай (Index-1 Remix) 077. Galibri & Mavik - Глаза бирюза (Asketix Radio Remix) 078. ХАННА - Ты идешь на (Asketix Radio Remix) 079. Кравц - Холодно, милая (Batishev Remix) 080. ХАННА - Голый, пьяный, без любви (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 081. Lusia Chebotina - Фараон (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 082. Леша Свик - Останься со мной (Index-1 Remix) 083. Миа Бойка - Черная LADA (Asketix Radio Remix) 084. Олег Майами, Лёша Свик - Губы (Ramirez x Harlid Remix) 085. Navai feat. Bahh Tee - Она Тебя Не Любит, бро (Asketix Radio Edit) 086. 5УТРА - Подарю (Green & Vizitt Remix) (Radio Edit) 087. Slider & Magnit - Туда (feat. KDDK) (Index-1 Remix) 088. Мари Краймбрери - Место Встречи (Silver Ace & Andy Shik Radio Edit) 089. 5УТРА - Белая полоса [Astashkin Remix] 090. Тима Белорусских - Незабудка (GlebAlpov Remix) 091. Quest Pistols - Белая стрекоза любви (DMC COX Radio Edit) 092. Bahh Tee & Turken - Обязательно брошу (JODLEX Radio Remix) 093. Люся Чеботина - Командир (Index-1 Remix) 094. NЮ, Nebezao - Вернуться (Vee-Tal Remix) 095. JONY - Ревели ливни (Index-1 Remix) 096. Моя Мишель - Снегири (Dj Alex N-Ice Remix) 097. Бьянка, Варя Щербакова – Мытищи (JODLEX Remix) 098. MONA — Дороже золота (Pavel Aesthetics Remix) 099. DAVA, Стас Костюшкин - Потанцевал (Alexandr Emelianoff remix) 100. VESNA305 - Кайфую (DJ VEI Radio Remix) 101. Big Baby Tape, Aarne - Supersonic (Ramirez Remix) 102. Руки Вверх - Нелюбимая (Vizitt & Green Remix) Radio 103. Mujeva - Цель оправдывает средства (DJ Sasha Mix Reboot) (Radio Mix) 2025 104. Miyagi & Эндшпиль - RudeBoys (GlebAlpov Remix) 105. Zadonskaya feat. Fortroyalbeatz - Я не вернусь домой 2.0 (Index-1 & Hardovich remix) 106. Татем & Кравц - Углекислый газ (RADIOTIK RADIO EDIT) 107. Зомб - Где болит (Pavel Aesthetics Remix) 108. Amirchik - Розовый вечер (Denny Hardman & AWG.Remix) 109. Akmal'- Снега (Batishev Remix) 110. Валентин Стрыкало - Наше лето (Alexander White Remix)2025 111. KAYA - Вот и лето прошло (Ramirez & Harlid Remix) 112. Султан Лагучев - Истеричка (Tarabrin & Sergeev Radio Remix) 113. Zivert - Эгоистка (Asketix Radio Edit) 114. Mona – Иордан (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 115. Artik & Asti - Кукла (Nervouss & Decibel Remix Radio Edit) 116. Леша Свик - Районы-кварталы (Index-1 Remix) 117. Зомб - Занят (EVGL Remix) 118. GAYAZOV$ BROTHER$, Света - Что мне делать (ALEXANDROV & NEDLIN Radio Edit) 119. Артем Качер, Ани Лорак – Вулканы (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 120. DASHI & RASA - Переживу (JODLEX Radio Remix) 121. Люся Чеботина - Пошлю его на (Dj Paul & DJ JON Radio Edit) 122. Bearwolf - Валькирия (Index-1 Remix) 123. Леприконсы - Хали-Гали (Alexx Slam Remix) 124. Винтаж – Ясный мой свет (Silver Ace & DJ Andy Radio Edit) 125. Artik & Asti, Nick Riin - Nobody Like You (Index-1 Remix) 126. Леша Свик - Люби меня люби (JODLEX Radio Remix) 127. SEREBRO - Опиум (Index-1 Remix) 128. 2Маши - Инея (DJ Stone Remix) 129. Big Baby Tape - Surname (MAXWELL & DIMUSIK Remix) 130. BEARWOLF - Химера (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 131. Artik, Asti Та Что Делает Больно (Harlid & BERSKIY Remix) 132. Lx24 - Последний танец (Deeplos Remix) 133. Бьянка - Были танцы (Dmc Cox Radio Edit) 134. Dabro - Давай навсегда (HARLID REMIX) 135. Саша Санта - Улетай (Pavel Aesthetics Remix) 136. АИГЕЛ - Пыяла (Alex-One Drop Radio Edit) [2024] 137. NLO, Leonid Rudenko, REFLEX - Танцы 2.0 (Alex-One Flip) 138. Idris & Leos - Я хочу остаться (M&Dance) 139. Bahh Tee, Turken, Зомб - Несчастный случай (Vee-Tal Remix Radio Edit) 140. MONA, Лолита - Последняя любовь (Asketix Radio Remix) 141. MACAN, A.V.G - Привыкаю (Alexx Slam Remix) 142. Хahha – Зеркало (Silver Ace & Index-1 Radio Edit) 143. ST - Не Похожа (Green & Vizitt Radio Remix) 144. Zivet - Fly (ALEX SHOT & BIG CASH EDIT) Radio Version 145. Банд'Эрос x Speed Crazy - Адьос (Dmc Cox Radio Edit) 146. VEIGEL - Довези (GlebAlpov Remix) 147. Женя Трофимов - Самолеты (Ramirez x Arefiev Remix) 148. Nebezao & Nola - Фонари (Silver Ace & Andy Shik Radio Edit) 149. HOLLYFLAME, Real Girl - Горький шоколад (Index-1 Remix) 150. Наталья Ветлицкая - Посмотри в глаза (Index-1 Remix) 151. HOLLYFLAME feat Кравц - Отпускай (HARLID & ELECTRO BAMM) 152. Mia Boyka, Лёша Свик - К лучшему (Red Line Radio Remix) 153. Моя Мишель - Ветер Меняет Направление (Vol'demar Remix) 154. Джиган, Artik & Asti, NILETTO - Худи (Asketix Radio Edit) 155. RUBI, Ramil' - Обнимаю-таю (Ramirez x Harlid Remix) 156. NILETTO, Олег Майами, Лёша Свик - Громче города (Vee - Tal Remix Radio edit) 157. Ева Власова - Танцы до упаду (Harlid & Red Line remix) 158. FEDUK, Баста, Моя Мишель - Хлопья летят наверх (Ramirez & DMC Mansur Remix) 159. ANNA ASTI - Звенит январская вьюга (Arteez & Dmc Cox Radio Edit) 160. By Индия & The Limba - Money (Misha Goda Radio Edit) 161. Коста Лакоста - Дым с ментолом (Index-1 Remix) 162. Betsy, Мария Янковская - Sigma Boy (Ramirez & Arefiev Remix) 163. Юлиана Караулова - Попытка (BATISHEV & HARLID Remix) 164. Травма, Ранетки - О тебе (Red Line Radio Remix) 165. Anna Asti - Ночью На Кухне (Kalatsky Remix Radio Edit) 166. Клава Кока, nkei - I dont care (Makina Dantza Remix) 167. Ольга Серябкина - Говорила я тебе (Index-1 Remix) 168. Минаева - Шоколадка (Pavlov x Nicky One Remix) 169. Ицык Цыпер, Игорь Цыба, karinakarmalina - Болт (Index-1 Remix) 170. Клава Кока - Лето (SAM & HARLID REMIX) Radio Edit 171. Ирина Кайратовна - Айдахар (Bardrop remix) [Radio] 172. Ольга Серябкина - Это по любви (Andy Shik x Hardovich Remix) Radio Edit 173. АлСми, Black Station - Белый снег (Remix) 174. Roully - Италия (M&Dance) 175. Instasamka - Отключаю Телефон (Kalatsky Remix) [Radio Edit] 176. GAZIROVKA - Black (ASEM Remix) 177. Ева Власова - Танцуй вопреки (HARLID REMIX) 178. DJ SMASH & Poët - АТМЛ (Get Better & HARLID REMIX) 179. Anna Asti - Топит (BIG CASH & ALEX SHOT REMIX) Radio Version 180. 5sta Family, Olmega, d3stra - Зачем (BIG CASH & ALEX SHOT MASHUP) Radio Version 181. Люся Чеботина x PSPROJECT & IVANBAD - МАЛЫШ (Slawa-G Edit) 182. Татьяна Куртукова - Одного (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 183. TIGO, WALLEM - Про неё (JODLEX Radio Remix) 184. Markul, Тося Чайкина - Стрелы (M&Dance) 185. Karna.val, SOLDATOV - Вдох-выдох (Ramirez & Pavlov Remix) 186. Jakone - Але Але (Index-1 Remix) 187. 10AGE - Пушка (DJ Stone Remix) 188. ENTYPE, MORGENSHTERN, 104 - UNDERGROUND 3 (GlebAlpov Remix) 189. SLAVA SKRIPKA - Бобр (D. Anuchin Breaks Radio Edit) 190. MAUR, KERY SCANDAL - It's My Life (Vee-Tal Remix) 191. Bakhtin - Паттайя (M&Dance) 192. Mary Gu - Отшельник (DJ JON & Red Line Remix) [Radio Edit] 193. Клава Кока, Мари Краймбрери - Пьяный вокзал (SAM & HARLID REMIX) 194. ARTIK & ASTI - Качели (BIG CASH & ALEX SHOT REMIX) Radio Version 195. Света - Скажи мне что (RADIOTIK & PS PROJECT RADIO EDIT) 196. ДиР - Шлагбаум (Vee-Tal Remix) 197. INSTASAMKA - Мой мармеладный (DJ Alex Storm Remix) [Radio Mix] 198. Big Baby Tape - Chuchuka (Ramirez x Arefiev Remix) 199. Serebro - 111307 (Index-1 Remix) 200. Bearwolf - Посмотри в глаза (Bartello Remix Radio Edit) 201. Ольга Серябкина - Свит Дримс (Tim Bird Remix) [Radio Edit] 202. Niletto, Олег Майами, Леша Свик - Не Вспоминай (Harlid Remix) 203. Скриптонит - не расслабляйся (Hankti Edit) Radio Edit 204. MOSOVICH & BATRAI - Полярная звезда (M&Dance) 205. ANNA - Оттепель (Batishev Remix) 206. Зомб - Купидон (Asketix Radio Remix) 207. Дима Билан & Мари Краймбрери - It's My Life (Aleshkin Remix) 208. NEEL, Nola - Всё равно (Batishev Remix) 209. Migrant, Kamkia - Первый снег (M&Dance) 210. BAGARDI - Italia (M&Dance) 211. Андрей Губин - Зима-холода (ALEX SHOT & BIG CASH REMIX) Radio Version 212. Nemiga - Белым (Alexx Slam Remix) 213. Джиган, Jakone – Матрёшки (Silver Ace & Andy Shik Radio Edit) 214. Попутчица - Султан Лагучев (DJ Vei Radio REMIX) 215. Клава Кока, Леша Свик – По знакомым улицам (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 216. Руки Вверх! - Девочка из прошлого (HARLID Remix) 217. BAGARDI - Man Era (SiMaLi Remix) 218. NILETTO - Счастливым (TARABRIN Radio Remix) 219. RASA, Зомб - Фигура (Ramirez & Pavlov Remix) 220. DOSHIK - ЛИСА (Ramirez x Arefiev Remix) 221. Винтаж - Знак Водолея (GlebAlpov Remix) 222. MONA, MACAN - Город дорог (DJ VEI Radio Remix) 223. HARU - Утопаю (DJ Sergei Ryazanoff Remix) 224. BLIZKEY - Горы (Vee-Tal Remix) 225. Мари Краймбрери - Случилась осень (JODLEX & Hardovich Remix) 226. Tkimali, Лолита - Север (D. Anuchin Radio Edit) 227. Mona Songz - Салют, Вера (GlebAlpov Remix) 228. Goro, Asatro - Иммунитет (Amergaliev remix) 229. Leonid Rudenko - DJ спасет меня (Index-1 Edit) 230. VEIGEL - Прощай (Tarabrin & Sergeev Radio Remix) 231. Джиган, Karna.val – Холодное сердце (Silver Ace & Dj Andy Radio Edit) 232. Kamazz - На белом покрывале января (M&Dance) 233. XOLIDAYBOY - Мы не будем спать (Andy Shik x Alex-One Radio Edit) 234. Konfuz - Италия (Alexx Slam Remix) 235. SHAMI, Jah Khalib – Снег (Silver Ace Radio Edit) 236. Dante - Не набирай (DolzhenkovS remix) 237. Люся Чеботина - ЗА БЫВШЕГО (DJ Prezzplay Radio Edit) 238. Элджей feat. Feduk x Руки вверх!, Glazur & XM - Розовое вино (Dj Serzhikwen Edit) 239. Клава Кока - Убегай (Anton Oripov Remix) 240. RYZE feat. Николай Басков – Ты далеко (Silver Ace & Dj Andy Radio Edit) 241. Navai, MONA - Есенин (German Avny Remix) 242. MIA BOYKA – Блики (Silver Ace & DJ Andy Radio Edit) 243. daryana - по Москве (GlebAlpov Remix) 244. The Limba - Флиртуй (Hankti Edit) Radio Edit) 245. Татьяна Куртукова, Phonix & S.J. Johnson - Матушка (ALEX SHOT & BIG CASH MASHUP) Radio Version 246. Руки Вверх! & Элджей - Мне с тобою хорошо (DJ Alex Storm & Level Remix) [Radio Edit] 247. Тату - Полчаса (RUBTSOV & DJ SAM REMIX Radio) 248. Aarne, BUSHIDO ZHO - ВМЕСТЕ (AKSEL Intro) 249. Subtronics, Alison Wonderland & Я сошла с ума (Gorinoff Blend) 250. MORGENSHTERN - Новый Мерин (AndrewDN Blend) 251. JONY - Аллея (TONY BYBLEY REMIX) 252. MONA, Баста - ХУДИ (Tipsy Edit) 253. Artik & Asti - Последний поцелуй (SKLV Remix) 254. Bushido Zho, Aarne - SOS (Makina Dantza Remix) 255. Алиса - Вот так (Vizitt & Green Remix) Radio 256. Джиган, Artik & Asti, NILETTO x Enrie BeeHive - Худи (DJ Chernyshov & DJ Kudim edit) 257. Mozgi - Аябо (Hankti Edit) Radio Edit 258. XOLIDAYBOY - Пожары (Tipsy Edit) Radio Edit 259. Bearwolf - Один в поле воин (Bardrop Remix) [Radio] 260. HammAli - Песня для жены (M&Dance) 261. Коста Лакоста и Ольга Серябкина - По улицам (Tipsy Edit) Radio Edit) 262. Serebro - Угар (AndrewDN Blend) 263. Jazzdauren & Glazur & Xm - Дарите Женщинам Цветы (Dmc Alex Zago Extended) 264. INSTASAMKA - KAK MOMMY (M&Dance) 265. GUMA x Pendulum - Стеклянная (AndrewDN Mashup) 266. Азамат Мусагалиев, Therr Maitz - Ничего не говори (M&Dance) 267. Liaze x Jaschka x NILETTO x equal - Goluboi Wagon (DJ Prezzplay+Hardovich & KIRILLSLEM Blend Remix) - DJ TEHNIC MashUp 268. Big Baby Tape - Chuchuka (Hankti Edit) Radio Edit 269. ЛюSEA feat DV Street - Дороже золота (SAM REMIX) Radio Mix 270. Анет Сай, NILETTO - Не люблю (Egor Ryzhov Remix) 271. ЛСП - Монетка (AndrewDN Blend) 272. KARAT - По рукам дрожь (M&Dance) 273. Merab Amzoevi - Были бы крылья (M&Dance) 274. Peredelsky, Bardina - Вечный рай (Main Stage Remix) 275. Mayvery - Тоже музыка (Andrey Rain Remix) 276. ANNA ASTI - Царица (ALEX SHOT & BIG CASH EDIT) Radio Version 277. Manizha х Berin - Russin Woman (MINAEW Afro Blend) 278. Betsy, Мария Янковская - Sigma Boy (Dj M1ron Remix, club version) 279. RUBI feat. Ramil' - Обнимаю (SAM & M1CH3L AFRO REMIX) Radio Edit 280. Mia Boyka – Мося (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 281. CREAM SODA x Adam Sellouk - Меланхолия (TAKSIMO Blend) 282. MIRAVI - Жду тебя (Ramirez & DMC Mansur Remix) 283. Derzy - Вниз (Dj Katya Guseva Remix) 284. Wallem - Харизма (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 285. Zivert – Мутки (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 286. Jakone, Kiliana, No Hopes - Асфальт (Guroff Blend) 287. Баста, MONA - Худи (Ragion remix) 288. NYUSHA, ice Lo, ayv1o - Не перебивай 2.0 (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 289. Serebro – Надоело (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 290. Люся Чеботина - Солнце Монако (BIG CASH & ALEX SHOT EDIT) Radio Version 291. Jazzdauren - Дарите Женщинам Цветы (Nick Size Radio Edit Remix) 292. bearwolf - Godzilla (DJ Viza Tech edit) 293. Кучер, Janaga, budAGE – Слёзы (Silver Ace Radio Afro Edit) 294. Мари Краймбрери - Нравится жить (Silver Ace Afro Radio Edit) 295. MIA Boyka - Понарошку (Egor Ryzhov Remix) 296. Надежда Кадышева - Плывёт Веночек (SAM & RUBTSOV REMIX) Radio Edit 297. Artik & Asti - Больше чем любовь (Denny Hardman & AWG.Remix) 298. Моя Мишель - Зима в сердце (German Avny Remix) 299. Игорь Крутой, ANNA ASTI - Я хочу быть (German Avny Remix) 300. Женя Трофимов, Комната культуры - Ночь (Arteez & Dmc Cox Blend) 301. KOREL, NEEL - Она делит вайб (Amergaliev remix) 302. Алла Пугачёва - Кафе танцующих огней (Hankti Edit) Radio Edit 303. Zivert - Эгоистка (Dmc Cox Radio Edit) 304. Клава Кока, Therr Maitz - Всё пройдёт (Egor Ryzhov Remix) 305. RYZE - Отпускаю (Silver Ace & Onix Radio Edit) 306. Bakhtin - Мама (M&Dance) 307. Моя Мишель - Ветер меняет направление (S.S.B.I.P Remix) 308. Дора - Втюрилась (Tipsy remix) 309. МЭЙБИ БЭЙБИ & ДОРА & Vluarr & Arcando feat. Felix Samuel - БАРБИСАЙЗ (ONEGINЪ BLEND) 310. Света, TESTOSTERON - Ты не мой 2025 (Red Line Drum & Bass Remix) 311. Мэйби Бэйби - Бутылочка (Anton Oripov Mashup) 312. Supermode & MakSim - Отпускаю (Andy Wait & Simon Mash Up) 313. ЛСП x Eskei83, Blvck Crowz - Бэйби (Anton Oripov Mashup) 314. Папин Олимпос x Wilkinson, Kelli-Leigh - Официантка (Anton Oripov Mashup) 315. MORGENSHTERN - Последняя любовь (SB4 DnB Edit) 316. Drumsound & Bassline & SLAVA SKRIPKA - Бобр (Andy Wait Mash Up) 317. Татьяна Куртукова - Ромашка-Василек (andle remix) 318. Кишлак x Amplify, Matt Neux - Самый лучший день (Anton Oripov Mashup)

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Imaginez : vous faites vos courses, et là, en plein rayon pâtes, deux violonistes se lancent dans une reprise d'Interstellar. Résultat ? 10 millions de vues en 48h sur TikTok, 70 millions sur Instagram, et même Hans Zimmer qui repartage leur vidéo.Ces deux gars, ce sont Violin Phonix. Ils ne se contentent pas de jouer du violon, ils cherchent à remettre la performance instrumentale au cœur de la musique populaire. Mon invité du jour est Christopher, l'un des musiciens derrière ce projet.Tout a commencé dans un cadre plus académique : le Royal College of Music à Londres. Christopher et Maxime y décrochent un master en performance et envisagent une carrière de musiciens. Mais après leurs études, ils réalisent que sortir un album ne suffit pas pour toucher un large public. Comme la musique classique a moins de visibilité sur les plateformes de streaming, ils décident de tenter leur chance sur TikTok et Instagram.Leur première vidéo marche bien, mais ce n'est pas aussi simple que ça en a l'air. Derrière ces millions de vues, il y a des mois d'expérimentations, des vidéos qui passent inaperçues, des heures de montage et beaucoup de réflexion. Pourquoi une vidéo attire autant d'attention et une autre non ? Comment capter l'intérêt dès les premières secondes ? Ils testent, analysent, et affinent leur approche.Aujourd'hui, Violin Phonix parvient à vivre de sa musique en grande partie grâce aux réseaux sociaux. Entre monétisation YouTube et Facebook, collaborations avec des marques et performances en événementiel, ils construisent progressivement un projet viable. Ils travaillent aussi sur une nouvelle approche du concert live, plus accessible que les formats traditionnels.

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. MAYA yes? yes , actually. I am your mind I am I am your eye I am I am your time I am I am you sign I am {FACTORY 93} One time, I went out to Norf Car'lina (One Time) On time Cousin went out to Atlanta (One time) (-31) One time, I learnt to play piano (One time) One time, I forgot to wea Pajamas (31) One time, I forgot to turn the lights on (one time) One time, I woke up and started shining (One time) One time, Oh my God! Yeah– What– Woah. What!? One time– -31. I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital A dumb doctor Rodger that, rabbit Or just {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT c. 2018 - 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Pam, Kendrick and Alex discuss NBA playoff basketball.  The Boston Celtics defeated the Philadelphia Celtics last night 95-86 keeping their playoff hopes alive and forcing a Game 7. Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey combined for 52 points but it wasn't enough. Jayson Tatum had 3 points going into the 4th quarter but finished with 19 points, scoring 16 points in the fourth, 3 points more than the whole Sixers team scored the entire 4th quarter (13). Game 7 will be on Sunday in Boston at TD Garden. Who wins Game 7? If the Sixers lose Game 7, what changes will Phillly make going into next season? The Denver Nuggets defeated the Phoenix Suns last night 125-100. The Nuggets advance to the second round while eliminating the Phoenix Suns from the playoffs. Yet again, Nikola Jokic posted a triple-double with 32 points, 10 rebounds and 12 assists. Kevin Durant and Devin Booker struggled. Durant finished with 23 points, 5 rebounds and 5 assists. Booker, who averaged 35.9 points entering Thursday, managed 12 points and eight assists, shooting 4-of-13 from the field. What changes will Phonix make this offseason? Have Chris Paul and Deandre Ayton played their last games as Phoenix Suns? Will Monty Williams still be the coach come Opening Night?   

In this American English lesson, you will follow an English teacher as he catches an Uber to Camelback Mountain in Arizona and hikes to the top of that mountain for a spetacular view of the city of Phonix. Some beautiful scenery as you improve your American Enlish. You will learn plenty of new English vocabulary along with common English idioms that will be helpful to know during your English conversation.

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Brandon is a 2 Comma Club X Award winner.  Which means he created a funnel that drove at least $10,000,000 in revenue.  And there is a lot of blood, sweat, and tears in that award.  We go deep on the Funnel Hacking Live convention.  Blue Ocean Strategy.  The Avatar.  Meeting the customer where they are at...  Brandon has a big big heart.  Cares for his customer.  Works his tail off and is always learning.  There's loss and redemption.  Successes and failures.  Nuggets to be had and lessons to learn.  And OH YEAH! IF YOU ARE A CONTRACTOR WANTING TO SCALE YOUR BUSINESS...  YOU SHOULD REACH OUT TO BRANDON.  Find Brandon Guthrie Here:If you are a contractor looking to scale your business join Brandon's Challenge here.  HE CAN HELP: https://www.contractorscalingchallenge.com/Check out Brandon's company Dream Design Labs here: https://www.dreamdesignlabs.com/Just some of my notes from the interview:  We start with a rant on how Funnel Hacking Live was so amazing.  “It's hard to get out of the dungeon sometimes.”  All the Funnel Hacking starts are walking around with us.  The speakers are just hanging out and ready to talk.  The networking was effortless.  It was truly epic and Brandon gives you a good sense of the vibes.I just did what Tony Robins Said…  I burnt the boats.  I hucked it.  I went all in.So what I loved about that question, and that's what people need to know… where is your customer in their journey? So that way we can niche down target appropriately. And have a better return on investment.Where along the journey are your listeners? Are they just getting started? Have they just started to see success? Or are they hitting a milestone like a two comma club or trying to get level depends. So your listener could be at a different level wherever they are at and that journey of theirs? This is where I should tell my story from.  My story should adjust to the audience.And a really important part about that.  Is that you actually want to try to, on purpose… Intentionally make your ideal client the people that are at the point in the journey where they can afford what you offer.Teach the what for free and the how as your paid programs. But if you're running paid for if you're running ads, and you're paying money, you're gonna probably want to turn your target to yourself in your journey, when you first started having success and you and you made a commitment."finding clients with money"There's crashing and burning.  Covid.  Running toward the fire instead of away from it.  Phonix rising from the ashes. So I had already made this shift to making like it about heart and about caring about my client.  And the person that even on the other side of the ad, and I was already about that and impact and, and I was going more and more and more into that every month.Big Heart.  Big Big Heart.  He has studied his craft.  A lot.  And he has worked. He is all about impact now.  How can he help those who are suffering with the same things as his aunt.We go a little deep on the blue ocean strategy and how to refine it.  How to dial in your avatar.  Builds funnels and drives adds.Administrative: (See episode transcript below)Find Brandon Guthrie Here:If you are a contractor looking to scale your business join Brandon's Challenge here.  HE CAN HELP: https://www.contractorscalingchallenge.com/Check out Brandon's company Dream Design Labs here: https://www.dreamdesignlabs.com/WATCH the Table Rush Talk Show interviews here: www.TableRushTalkShow.comMischa's fun stuff:Check out the Tools For A Good Life Summit here: Virtually and FOR FREE https://bit.ly/ToolsForAGoodLifeSummitStart podcasting!  These are the best mobile mic's for IOS and Android phones.  You can literally take them anywhere on the fly.Get the Shure MV88 mobile mic for IOS,  https://amzn.to/3z2NrIJGet the Shure MV88+ for  mobile mic for Android  https://amzn.to/3ly8SNjSee more resources at https://belove.media/resourcesEmail me: contact@belove.mediaFor social Media:      https://www.instagram.com/mrmischaz/https://www.facebook.com/MischaZvegintzovSubscribe and share to help spread the love for a better world!As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.Transcript: Russell Brunson, Myron Golden, Funnel Hacking Live, Dan Henry, 2CCX, Seth Godin, Den Graziosi, Blue Ocean Strategies,

Užite si poslednú časť relácie Monday housin v roku 2021, tradičný vianočný špeciál s Dj Ekg, ktorý si tento rok prichystal naozajstnú kanonádu. Jeho set po hodine doplní moja hodina mojich obľúbených skladieb. Ďakujem za vašu priazeň a počujeme sa v roku 2022. Tracklist: Dj Ekg: 1. Reddit - Hit The Club 2. DKO - SEE YOU GO 3. Party Pupils, Oliver Heldens, Max - Set Me Free 4. Chriss Jay - Don't Stop 5 Purple Disco Machine, Eyelar - Dopamine feat. Eyelar (John Summit Extended Remix) 6. Ewan McVicar - Tell Me Something Good (Original Mix) 7. Reddit - Riffs (Original Mix) 8.Sllash & Doppe - Hooked On You (Extended Mix) 9.Leftwing : Kody - Keep Pushin' On (Ben Cheel Extended Mix) 10.Matt Sassari - Put A Record On (Extended Mix) 11. mr t gosh - Gosh (Original Mix) 12.Reddit - Keep It Movin 13.David Penn, KPD - Ain't Got No (Extended Mix) 14.Andrea Oliva - Playa (Extended Mix) 15.Notorious lynch - Get Ready, Don't Stop (Extended Mix) 16. Phonix, SJ Johnson - Believe In You (Extended Mix) 17. Burns - Talamanca (Vintage Culture Extended Remix) 18. Cari Golden, CamelPhat - Temperament of the Beat (Original Mix) 19. Late Replies - Hold Up (Original Mix) 20. Kurd Maverick - Dancing To 21. LF SYSTEM - Dancing Cliche 22. Matroda - Game Some Keys 23. Steve Edwards, Tuff London - Front Line (Alex Garett Extended Mix) 24. Jay Frog - Jaguar 25. Boys Noize - Mvinline (Extended Mix) 26. The Vision, Andreya Triana - Heaven feat. Andreya Triana (Original Mix) 27. Shovell, Mele - Pasilda (Extended Mix) 28. Tennan - Sacred Essence (Original Mix) 29. Rauschhaus, Peer Kusiv - Mesopotamia (Extended Mix) 30. Echoes, John Summit - Human (feat. Echoes) (Extended) 31. HI-LO - Hera 32. Space Motion - Ibiza 33. ACRAZE - Do It To It (Extended Mix) 34. Chris Lorenzo - California Dreamin' (feat. High Jinx) (Original Mix) 35. Imi Yuhos - Amsterdam Martin Cehelsky: 1. Cla6iC - Aretha (Original Mix) 2. Dualton - Formula (Original Mix) 3. Simon Doty - Solaris (Extended Mix) 4. Riccardo Ricci, Miluhska - Flight 401 (Original Mix) 5. Max Chapman, Kodewerk - What You Want (Original Mix) 6. Red Meat Therapy - If You Ask Me (Original Mix) 7. Neverdogs - Pollock (Original Mix) 8. Mat.Joe - Breaker (Original Mix) 9. Diplo, Mat.Joe - Conga Rock (Original Mix) 10. Ben Bohmer - In Memoriam (Tim Green Extended Remix) 11. Catz 'n Dogz, Gerd Janson - Modern Romance (Club Mix) 12. Spiller, Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor (Purple Disco Machine & Lorenz Rhode Extended Remix)

A little funk. A little gospel. A little tribal. All House. Donations, Merchandise, Newsletter, more: https://www.groovelectric.com Podrunner: Workout Music mixes: https://www.podrunner.com PLAYLIST 01. Ara Simonian - CDs on Chin (Amit Shoham Remix) 02. Matan Caspi, Angelo Ferreri - Who's Got It (Mas Flores Remix) 03. Omegaman - El O'man Boogaloo (Mo Horizons Remix Instrumental) 04. Ministry of Funk, Zingabeat - Niro Niro (Sax Groover Mix) 05. Dura, Oziriz - African Friends 06. ATFC - U Got Me (Extended Mix) 07. Nate NoFun - Feel It Moving (Extended Mix) 08. Pagano - Take that Feeling (Extended Mix) 09. Lizzie Curious, James Hurr - The Revival (Extended Mix) 10. The Cube Guys, Darren Regan - Dance with Me (Club Mix) 11. StevAxel - ConCept 12. Angel Heredia - Hay Tia 13. Joi Cardwell - Trouble 2018 (Joe T Vannelli Instrumental) 14. Dennis Ferrer - Church Lady - Bryan Cox Dub 15. The Cube Guys - Never Change 16. Phonix, SJ Johnson - Believe in You (acapella) == Please support these artists == Music copyright the respective artists. All other material c2006, 2021 by Steve Boyett. For personal use only. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized copying editing, exhibition, sale, rental, exchange, public performance, or broadcast of this audio is prohibited.

INFLUENCED BY AZZECCA & GORGON CITY... KEEP PUSHIN... GC IS OF COURSE GORGON CITY! PRIMAL CALL - GC INSOMNIA - FAITHLESS, MACEO PLEX YOUR BODY - ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS & DANIEL D. MALFUNCTION - DANNY RHYS DANCING - WHO, SKYTECH, NEITAN SO HOOKED ON YOUR LOVIN - GC, SELACE I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU FERRECK DAWN, JACK BACK, GUZ DISTORTED LIGHT BEAM - BASTILLE, CAMELPHAT FREE - ROLAND CLARK, VINTAGE CULTURE  NEVER ENOUGH - GC, CHENAI, TERRACE DUB HOW MANY TIMES - DJ RAE, MAXINNE BE SOMEBODY - SOLARDO  ALIVE - GC, PAX HIGHER - AMINE EDGE, DANCE, ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS BLAME - TERRACE GC LET IT GO - TERRACE GC TURN ME OUT - PRAXIS, KATHY BROWN, VERSUS YOU & ME - KC LIGHTS THE BEST PART - BIEN, GARDENSTATE HEADRUSH - MEDUZA GIMME LUV - PIERO PIRUPA  DO IT LIKE THIS - BISCITS I FEEL GOOD - JACQ, PHONIX, SJ JOHNSON IT GET BETTER - SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA  ALL FOUR WALLS - GC MASH UP BAGGABE - GC & ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS TELL ME ITS TRUE - GC AIN'T NOBODY - CHUS & CEBALLOS

INFLUENCED BY AZZECCA & GORGON CITY... KEEP PUSHIN... GC IS OF COURSE GORGON CITY! PRIMAL CALL - GC INSOMNIA - FAITHLESS, MACEO PLEX YOUR BODY - ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS & DANIEL D. MALFUNCTION - DANNY RHYS DANCING - WHO, SKYTECH, NEITAN SO HOOKED ON YOUR LOVIN - GC, SELACE I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU FERRECK DAWN, JACK BACK, GUZ DISTORTED LIGHT BEAM - BASTILLE, CAMELPHAT FREE - ROLAND CLARK, VINTAGE CULTURE  NEVER ENOUGH - GC, CHENAI, TERRACE DUB HOW MANY TIMES - DJ RAE, MAXINNE BE SOMEBODY - SOLARDO  ALIVE - GC, PAX HIGHER - AMINE EDGE, DANCE, ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS BLAME - TERRACE GC LET IT GO - TERRACE GC TURN ME OUT - PRAXIS, KATHY BROWN, VERSUS YOU & ME - KC LIGHTS THE BEST PART - BIEN, GARDENSTATE HEADRUSH - MEDUZA GIMME LUV - PIERO PIRUPA  DO IT LIKE THIS - BISCITS I FEEL GOOD - JACQ, PHONIX, SJ JOHNSON IT GET BETTER - SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA  ALL FOUR WALLS - GC MASH UP BAGGABE - GC & ILLYUS & BARRIENTOS TELL ME ITS TRUE - GC AIN'T NOBODY - CHUS & CEBALLOS

Tracklist 001 - Julio Bashmore - Au Seve 002 - Huxley & Javi Bora - Roller 003 - What You Want 004 - Rene Amesz - Bustin 005 - Jacq (UK) & Phonix (feat. SJ Johnson) - I Feel Good 006 - Romeo (Wh0 Extended Festival Remix) 007 - FATHER AND SON - You Got It 008 - Dont Go (Disaia Remix) 009 - Wanna Show You 010 - Flashmob - Need In Me 011 - Tchami - Adieu 012 - Eli & Fur - Youre So High 013 - Kaz James & Nick Morgan - Dazed 014 - BluePrint - Uproar

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Tim drops new chunes from Bob Sinclar, Whispers, Eddie Amador and Divimass; along with New Music from Deeplife's own Micfreak and a classic track with a groove we can all reminisce to. Our guest mix comes from Joultin out of Nashville, TN. Hosted by Tim Heil (of Transform) from the Deeplife Records Studio - Deeplife Presents airs the first Wednesday of each month on Digitally Imported DJ MIXES Channel (di.fm/djmixes) at 12P (MDT) / 2P (EST) / 7P (UK) - TRACK LISTING - Bob Sinclar feat. Molly Hammar - We Could Be Dancing (The Cube Guys Remix) Whispers - In My Soul (Original Mix) - NEW MUSIC SPOTLIGHT - Micfreak - Free The Free (Original Mix) Eddie Amador - Get Serious (AJ Mora Remix) Divimass - Out Of Control (Original Mix) - FROM THE VAULT - Laris Alexander & Laurent Schark - Cuban Anthem (Club Mix) - GUEST MIX: Joultin - @joultin Sam Supplier - Sail Away Apexape - Passion Chaney feat. Laura Davis - Back To Me Brokenears - Like A Star Jacq (UK), Phonix feat. SJ Johnson - I Feel Good Frederico Scavo - Watching' Out Beatchuggers feat. Rahmlee - Soulshaker (Brokenears Extended Mix)

0:00 Intro 0:49 Tom Budin, Kastelo - Slow Down (Extended Mix) 4:24 L.O.U - Faraway Feat. Laine (Romy Black Extended Remix) 8:40 Ministers De La Funk, Jocelyn Brown - Believe feat. Jocelyn Brown (Kurd Maverick Extended Revamp) 13:35 Antoine Simar - Another Chance (Abel Matic Remix) 16:33 Claptone, APRE - My Night (Ferreck Dawn Extended Remix) 20:53 Kolya Liner feat. Vera Pogurskaya - Dance With Me (DJ Lutique Remix) 26:48 Biscits - Your Body (Extended Mix) 31:42 Milk & Sugar - Let the Sun Shine (Alaia & Gallo Extended Summer Remix) 36:15 Black V Neck - Like Whoa (Extended Mix) 39:52 Timbaland - Give It To Me - Freejak Remix (Intro - Dirty) 42:11 Mind Electric - Party People (Extended) 45:59 Friendless, XIRA, Dubbel Drop - Lay Low (Dubbel Drop Remix) 48:20 Urboynol - Mosaic (Extended Mix) 51:40 Phonix, Jacq (UK), Mixmash Deep - Call Me (Extended Mix) 56:02 Sean Paul, R3HAB, Luis Fonsi - Pues (All That MTRS Remix) (Extended Version) 58:22 Boris Brejcha, Arctic Lake - House Music (Original Mix) 1:02:45 Faithless, Maceo Plex - Insomnia 2021 (Epic Mix) 1:08:52 Roland Clark, Vintage Culture, Fancy Inc - Free (Extended Version) 1:13:15 Monki - Flipside (Original Mix) 1:17:39 Andy Quid, Jose Roca - Down to Mexico (Original Mix) 1:23:23 Eleonora, Moscoman - Escape (feat. Eleonora) (Dubfire Remix) 1:28:23 Clarian - After Glow (Original Mix) 1:35:35 Tagavaka - You Could Be The One (Extended Mix)

THERAPY SESSIONS is a podcast dedicated to HOUSE MUSIC Therapy Sessions Vol. 26 Tracklist1) Mantu - Freaking Tight (Extended Mix)2) Jay De Lys, Piem - Intentions (Original Mix)3) Fallon (IE) - Lose Control (Extended Mix)4) Moreno Pezzolato - Faithless (Original Mix)5) Leandro Da Silva - Yemanja6) Phonix & S.J. Johnson - Believe in You (Extended Mix)7) T.Markakis, Alex Peace - Bring The Groove Back (Original Mix)8) Juliet Sikora - Diva Disco (Extended Mix)9) Eats Everything - Honey (Original Mix)10) Drop Department, SuitStatic, Anderblast - Paloma (Anderblast Remix)11) Kenny Brian, Gregor Salto - Jaleo (Extended Mix)12) Frederick & Kusse & Siege - Monster (feat. Frankco [Extended Mix])13) Italo Perez - Must Be Love (Original Mix)14) Joshwa (UK) & Martin Badder - By My Side

The primal call of deep dark driving Tribal Tech House. Donations, Merchandise, Newsletter, more: https://www.groovelectric.com Podrunner: Workout Music mixes: https://www.podrunner.com PLAYLIST 01. Catching Flies - Satisfied (Ambient Reprise) 02. Jordi Coza - Cult of Snap 03. Vortex - Apex 04. Lee Nova - Funkin Ada 05. Tony Thomas - Insane 06. Rainforest Project - Loopate 07. Leftwing : Kody - Keep Pushin On (Ben Cheel Extended Mix) 08. Angel Heredia - Grillo 09. Groovekode - Masia 10. Angel Heredia - Sing Ha He 11. Paul Orwin - Get a Move On 12. Phonix, Jacq (UK), SJ Johnson - I Feel Good (Extended Mix) 13. David Tort, Markem - You Hear That 14. Rod Koppar - Saint Paul (Tony Loco Remix) == Please support these artists == Music copyright the respective artists. All other material c2006, 2021 by Steve Boyett. For personal use only. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized copying editing, exhibition, sale, rental, exchange, public performance, or broadcast of this audio is prohibited.

01. Steve Void & Strange Fruits Music - Party Is A Groovy Thing 02. Syon, Mahalo, Movada - High Off Me (feat. Syon) (Extended Mix) 03. ARTY - One Night Away (Extended Mix) 04. Bougenvilla, Mairee, Nathalie Blue - Bad Option (Extended Mix) 05. Chemical Disco, Catz N Motion - Find Me (Original Mix) 06. Ian Carey, Michelle Shellers - Keep On Rising (feat. Michelle Shellers) (ManyFew & Joe Stone Extended Remix) 07. Dani Fabrega - Falling (Extended Mix) 08. YOUNGr - Superman (Stadiumx Extended Remix) 09. DJ KUBA & NEITAN x Skytech - Dancing 10. Cleez - Last Night (Kocmo Extended Remix) 11. Sean Finn, Bodybangers, Tony T, Flip Capella - Pump It Up (Original Mix) 12. Madison Mars, Feldz - Darkside (feat. Feldz) (Extended VIP Mix) 13. VOLTT - Feel The Beat (Original Mix) 14. Rel3r, Mexes - Loose (Original Mix) 15. Case Of The Mondays - My Girl (Extended Mix) 16. illusionize, DUAL CHANNELS - ID Safada (Extended Mix) 17. INNDRIVE - Shake It (Original Mix) 18. Syke'n'Sugarstarr, Alexandra Prince - Are You Watching Me (Bass Elephants Remix) 19. Phonix, Jacq (UK), Mixmash Deep - Call Me (Extended Mix) 20. dEVOLVE - Danger (Original Mix) 21. Kitone - Punch Box (Original Mix) 22. Endigo - Perfect Control (Original Mix)

01. Steve Void & Strange Fruits Music - Party Is A Groovy Thing 02. Syon, Mahalo, Movada - High Off Me (feat. Syon) (Extended Mix) 03. ARTY - One Night Away (Extended Mix) 04. Bougenvilla, Mairee, Nathalie Blue - Bad Option (Extended Mix) 05. Chemical Disco, Catz N Motion - Find Me (Original Mix) 06. Ian Carey, Michelle Shellers - Keep On Rising (feat. Michelle Shellers) (ManyFew & Joe Stone Extended Remix) 07. Dani Fabrega - Falling (Extended Mix) 08. YOUNGr - Superman (Stadiumx Extended Remix) 09. DJ KUBA & NEITAN x Skytech - Dancing 10. Cleez - Last Night (Kocmo Extended Remix) 11. Sean Finn, Bodybangers, Tony T, Flip Capella - Pump It Up (Original Mix) 12. Madison Mars, Feldz - Darkside (feat. Feldz) (Extended VIP Mix) 13. VOLTT - Feel The Beat (Original Mix) 14. Rel3r, Mexes - Loose (Original Mix) 15. Case Of The Mondays - My Girl (Extended Mix) 16. illusionize, DUAL CHANNELS - ID Safada (Extended Mix) 17. INNDRIVE - Shake It (Original Mix) 18. Syke'n'Sugarstarr, Alexandra Prince - Are You Watching Me (Bass Elephants Remix) 19. Phonix, Jacq (UK), Mixmash Deep - Call Me (Extended Mix) 20. dEVOLVE - Danger (Original Mix) 21. Kitone - Punch Box (Original Mix) 22. Endigo - Perfect Control (Original Mix)

01. Steve Void & Strange Fruits Music - Party Is A Groovy Thing 02. Syon, Mahalo, Movada - High Off Me (feat. Syon) (Extended Mix) 03. ARTY - One Night Away (Extended Mix) 04. Bougenvilla, Mairee, Nathalie Blue - Bad Option (Extended Mix) 05. Chemical Disco, Catz N Motion - Find Me (Original Mix) 06. Ian Carey, Michelle Shellers - Keep On Rising (feat. Michelle Shellers) (ManyFew & Joe Stone Extended Remix) 07. Dani Fabrega - Falling (Extended Mix) 08. YOUNGr - Superman (Stadiumx Extended Remix) 09. DJ KUBA & NEITAN x Skytech - Dancing 10. Cleez - Last Night (Kocmo Extended Remix) 11. Sean Finn, Bodybangers, Tony T, Flip Capella - Pump It Up (Original Mix) 12. Madison Mars, Feldz - Darkside (feat. Feldz) (Extended VIP Mix) 13. VOLTT - Feel The Beat (Original Mix) 14. Rel3r, Mexes - Loose (Original Mix) 15. Case Of The Mondays - My Girl (Extended Mix) 16. illusionize, DUAL CHANNELS - ID Safada (Extended Mix) 17. INNDRIVE - Shake It (Original Mix) 18. Syke'n'Sugarstarr, Alexandra Prince - Are You Watching Me (Bass Elephants Remix) 19. Phonix, Jacq (UK), Mixmash Deep - Call Me (Extended Mix) 20. dEVOLVE - Danger (Original Mix) 21. Kitone - Punch Box (Original Mix) 22. Endigo - Perfect Control (Original Mix)

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Episode 27 with Sovax, Dosem, Funkagenda, Mark Knight and many more. 01. Mat.Theo - Eskko (Original Mix) 02. Ki Creighton - My Beat (Original Mix) 03. Jose M Duro - One Day (Club Mix) 04. Sovax - Get Up (Original Mix) 05. Ellis Moss - The Shake (Extended Mix) 06. Dosem - Message (Coyu Remix) 07. Illyus & Barrientos, Danny Howard - Feel Ma Boogie (Extended Mix) 08. Mark Knight, Tuff London - Only You (Extended Mix) 09. PAGANO - Take That Feeling (Extended Mix) 10. Lewis John - Lighter (Extended Mix) 11. Funkagenda, DJ Eako - Africa (Extended Mix) 12. The Mole People - Break Night (Franky Rizardo Remix) 13. Siege - This Moment (Extended Mix) 14. Sllash & Doppe - Back To The House (Extended Mix) 15. Phonix, SJ Johnson, Jacq (UK) - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix) Compiled and mixed by SLICER. ⭐️⭐️ PayPal Donation: paypal.me/SlicerDJ ⭐️⭐️ www.mixcloud.com/SlicerDJ/ilhm-27/ www.facebook.com/ILHMpodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/at/podcast/ilhm-27/id1536509576?i=1000516297272

“From the wounds pile of tear drenched ashes you will ascend stronger, braver, and smarter.” Don’t miss this week’s sponsor.Intro: HeatherKellySponsor: sea-glass-phonix.myshopify.comGuns123!Backblaze. Bryan’s favorite.You can do it. Don’t say it.just setting up my twttrWe can totally fix education“An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through”In Russia, App Install YouSkynet

01 - Buzz Low, Merl & Kremont - Do It (Extended Mix) 02 - Corrupt (UK) - Bacardi (Original Mix) 03 - Idris Elba - On Life(Jack Back Remix) 04 - Tinie Tempah, Torren Foot, L Devine - More Life (John Summit Extended Mix) 05 - Paul Oakenfold, Eve, Baby E - Whats Your Love Like (Stadium Extended Remix) 06 - Joshwa (UK) - Reputation (Extended Mix) 07 - Joey London - You Cant Have My Man (Extended Mix) 08 - Javi Reina, Twolate - So High (Extended Mix) 09 - Massivedrum - House Time 2K20 (Original Mix) 010 - Javi Reina, Jose De Mara - Like That (Original Mix) 011 - Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good (Extended Mix) 012 - Kevin Andrews - The Party Don't Stop (Original Mix) 013 - Massivedrum - Dirty Beat (Original Mix) 014 - Da Fresh - Listen (Original Mix) 015 - Leo N - Relish (Original Mix) 016 - Dash & Rexx - Nitro (Club Mix) 017 - Deborah De Luca - Use It (Original Mix)

Welcome to 2021 and let's kick this first episode of SFTRB with some real heavy house hitters! New music incoming from Qubiko, KC Lights, Eli Brown, Lee Foss, Iglesias & Dario D'Attis! One word... HOT! The Record Box playlist: https://fanlink.to/TheRecordBox Tracklist Qubiko - L.O.V.E. [Ultra] Wankelmut & Anna Leyne - Free At Last (Mousse T. Remix) [Toolroom] Ki Creighton - Energy [Toolroom Trax] KC Lights - Girl (Tribal Edit) [Toolroom] Paige & Nihil Young - Losing Control [Love & Other] Kurd Maverick - Dancing To [Toolroom] Danny Rhys - Hold Me [Toolroom] Jacq (UK) & Phonix (feat. SJ Johnson) - I Feel Good [Toolroom Trax] Eli Brown - Never Forgot [Arcane Music] Lee Foss, Detlef & Anabel Englund - Thunder & Lightning [Hot Creations] Crazy Fluke - Obey (Iglesias Remix) [Toolroom] Dario D'Attis & Shyam P - Devil In My Blood [Saved Records] Junior Sanchez & Boris - Move It [Saved Records] DEMOU - Sing Your Praises [Nothing Else Matters]

            Epicentre - 2k21 Intro Fabrication - Fade (Epicentre's Message From Our Sponsor Bootleg) Editors - Upside Down (Joris Voorn Remix) Sub Focus & Wilkinson - Just Hold On Bonobo & Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Heartbreak (Original Mix) Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix) Purple Disco Machine, Teenage Mutants - People (Wild Culture Remix) Malachi vs Epicentre - Gravity Burning Down (Epicentre Bootleg) R Plus & Dido - My Boy (Meduza Remix) CamelPhat, Elderbrook - Dance with My Ghost (Extended Mix) Faithless feat. Nathan Ball - Synthesizer (Cristoph Remix Extended) Jody Wisternoff, Jinadu - Something Real (Original Mix) Michael Hooker - Thoughts of You (Quivver Remix) Melawati - Daliah (Maceo Plex Remix) The Police - Every Breath You Take (Epicentre's Golden Ticket Mix) Robert Babicz - One Mind (Jerome Isma-Ae Remix) CamelPhat, Foals, Yannis - Hypercolour (Extended Mix) Ramin Djawadi - Dr. Ford Jamie XX - Loud Places Vintage Culture, Elise LeGrow - It Is What It Is feat. Elise LeGrow (Club Mix) David Penn, Avalon Frost, Holmes Ives - 8 Letters (David Penn Remix) Kölsch  - Remind You Epicentre - Barraroque (Original Mix) Jos & Eli - Atomica (Yotto Remix) Romina, Franck Dona - No Education (Jerome Isma-Ae Extended Remix)Tinlicker & Robert Miles - Children (Extended Mix) FSOL - Papua New Guinea (Yotto Rework) York - On The Beach (Kryder Extended Remix) Epicentre - Utopia (Original Mix) Tinlicker - Sleepwalker (Extended Mix) CamelPhat, Noel Gallagher - Not Over Yet (Original Mix) Dosem - Eternal Summer (Extended Mix) A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) (Epicentre Remix) Hans Zimmer - Time (Tinlicker Edit) Deltic State - Sweet Disarray (AFFKT Extended Remix) Robyn, Kleerup - With Every Heartbeat [Tinlicker Remix] Martin Finnigan - Together (Epicentre Remix) Frost - Overtones (Extended Mix) Ramin Djawadi - Truth Ludwig Göransson - The Mandalorian  

Vintage Culture, Elise LeGrow - It Is What It Is feat. Elise LeGrow (Club Mix) Richard Butler, Westbam - You Need The Drugs (&ME Remix) Twentin Quarantino - Grand Prix (Original Mix) Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix) Stephen Nicholls - Need Some 1 2020 (Original Mix) Tiefstone - Sauron (Original Mix) York - On The Beach (Kryder Extended Remix) Jam & Spoon - Follow me (Jerome Isma-Ae Extended Remix) Qubiko - Disco Musique (Original Mix) Romina, Franck Dona - No Education (Jerome Isma-Ae Extended Remix)(1) Freefall, Jan Johnston - Skydive feat. Jan Johnston (Paul Thomas & Bluum presents BPT Remix) Sandeep Pai - Fade (Jerome Isma-Ae Remix) Joris Voorn feat. Lazarusman - This City (Olivier Giacomotto Remix) KAS ST - Our Last Dance (Original Mix) Antrim - Verstehen (Original Mix)    

Xenia Ghali presents Onyx Radio. Tune in to listen to some of the hottest dance music with Xenia Ghali and special guests. David Puentez - Banana (Extended Mix)Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix)Ashibah, Jean Bacarreza - Suave (Original Mix)Mihalis Safras - Dirty Freak (Original Mix)MESZCA, Thomas Newson - Lips (Thomas Newson Edit)Kai Rodriguez - Freak On Me (Original Mix)Kuestenklatsch - Wanna Fly (Extended Mix)Torren Foot ft Tinie & L Devine - More Life (John Summit Extended Remix) — Deeper Purpose - Elevate (Original Mix)Redux Saints - That's Right (Extended Mix)Sonny Fodera, Dom Dolla - Moving Blind (Biscits Extended Remix)

01.Marco Faraone, Greeko - Armaghetton (Aeroplane Extended Remix) 02.T.Markakis feat. Elliotte Williams N'Dure - You Got The Love (Extended Mix) 03.Alaia & Gallo, Michelle Weeks - I'm Going Up (Extended Mix) 04.Mark Picchiotti feat. Suzanne Palmer - Love Reaction 05.GoldFish feat. Julia Church - Everything Is Changing 06.CamelPhat feat. Lowes - Easier (MK aka Marc Kinchen Extended Remix) 07.Qubiko - L.O.V.E. (Extended Mix) 08.The Sunshine Djs - Music In Me 09.Phats & Small - Turn Around (Hey What's Wrong With You) (Maison & Dragen Extended Remix) 10.Vintage Culture feat. Elise LeGrow - It Is What It Is (Club Mix) 11.Wh0, Salena Mastroianni - Testify (Extended Mix) 12.The Goodfellas - Soul Heaven (David Penn Remix) 13.Stev Dive - Lifting Me (Extended Mix) 14.Torren Foot feat. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life (John Summit Extended Remix) 15.Jacq (UK), Phonix feat. SJ Johnson - I Feel Good (Extended Mix) 16.ATFC, Gene Farris - R U (Extended Mix)

Jacq & Phonix - WEEK-50 | 2020 LTU-Podcast Artist: https://soundcloud.com/jacq_uk & https://soundcloud.com/musicphonix ► Free Download: https://joyfeed.co/gate/EPFnG1BnJ ► TRACKLIST Jacq & Phonix - Guestmix Dec2020 The Deepshakers & DJ Rae - Devotion [Club Sweat] Joshwa - Reputation [NONSTOP] Pirate Copy & Iglesias - Copicat [Toolroom] Ludo Lacoste - When We Where Down [Toolroom Trax] Lorenzo De Blanck - Higher [Saved] Albert Aponte & Chris Groovejey - Don’t Give Up [PP Music] Joe Gauthreax ft. Mitch Amt@k - Thirsty [Whore House] Jacq & Phonix ft. SJ Johnson - I Feel Good [Toolroom Trax] DJ Gomi & Mike Ivy - I Need [Whore House] Jacq - No Matter What They Say [Wh0 Plays] *Exclusive*Jacq & Phonix - ID [CDR] *Exclusive*Friend Within - For You [Toolroom] LIKE THAT UNDERGROUND ► Merch & Support: https://shop.likethatunderground.com ► LTU Music Promotion: https://www.likethatunderground.com/promotion ► LTU Radio: https://fanlink.to/LTU-Radio ► LTU Podcast: https://fanlink.to/LTU-Podcast ► Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1LZtm1bmzt7U33NbBwWYIa ► YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/likethatunderground?sub_confirmation=1 ► Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/likethatunderground/ ► Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/likethatunderground/ ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/LTU_Radio

Xenia Ghali presents Onyx Radio. Tune in to listen to some of the hottest dance music with Xenia Ghali and special guests. Milk Bar & Alex Zigro - Romeo And Juliet (Extended Mix)Tone Troy & Max Parkinson - With Me [Purple Tea Records]Leandro Da Silva feat. Rion S - Here To Tell You (Extended Mix)Dakar - Stronger (Original Mix)Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix)DJ Kone & Marc Palacios - Voices (Kevin McKay Extended Remix)Lewis Tala - Higher (Extended Mix)Nutty - Ask Myself (Original Mix) Roger That (UK) - Penetrate (Original Mix)Sultana - Te Amo (Paolo Mojo Remix)Gerry Verano, DJ Daniel Wilson - We Love House Music (Club Mix)

Hi! Welcome to my musical world of Colors Of Music. In my podcasts, I share the most relevant, high-quality, and in my opinion very interesting music. You can hear such styles of music in my podcasts; House, Tech House, Deep House. My podcasts are broadcast live, from the territory of the Resonance Music Academy. Tracklist 1. Low Steppa - You're My Life (Keepin It Heale & Michael Walls Extended Remix) [D4 D4NCE] 2. Dennis Ferrer - Church Lady (Dirty Secretz Remix) [Street King] 3. Vintage Culture - It Is What It Is feat. Elise LeGrow (Club Mix) [Defected] 4. Mr. V, Dennis Quin - Bouncin' (Extended Mix) [DFTD] 5. Armand Van Helden, Chris Lake - The Answer feat. Arthur Baker & Victor Simonelli (Extended Mix) [Black Book Records] 6. Kevin Knapp, Flashmob - Who (Flashmob 2020 Extended Remix) [Flashmob Records] 7. Luna City Express - Welcome To The Orbit (Supernova Extended Remix) [Blackboard] 8. Dario D'Attis, Shyam P - Misleading (Vocal Mix) [8Bit] 9. Federico Locchi, Frankie Watch - Don't You Know (Ki Creighton Remix) [NONSTOP] 10. Tube & Berger, Raumakustic - Raumtube (Original Mix) [Sola Nauts] 11. Illyus & Barrientos - Touch My Mind (Extended Mix) [Glasgow Underground] 12. Phonix, SJ Johnson, Jacq (UK) - I Feel Good (Extended Mix) [Toolroom Trax] 13. Ki Creighton - Energy (Extended Mix) [Toolroom Trax]

Dave Summit - Way Of Love (Extended Mix) Jacq (UK), Phonix, SJ Johnson - I Feel Good feat. SJ Johnson (Extended Mix) Mark Armitage - Masta Blasta (Original Mix) Sam Sonder - High (Extended Mix) Chicane - Never Look Back (Original Mix) Stephen Nicholls - Need Some 1 2020 (Original Mix) Jam & Spoon - Follow me (Jerome Isma-Ae Extended Remix) Port Manteau - Faded (Extended Mix) Gorgon City, PAX - Alive (Extended Mix) RIBB[]N & Jem Cooke - Heart Space (Tall Paul Remix) Arsen Ramirez - Show Me The Sky (original mix) Georgia - 24 Hours (Adelphi Music Factory 'Rhythm Is Rhythm' Remix) Underworld - Cowgirl (Original Mix) Romina, Franck Dona - No Education (Jerome Isma-Ae Extended Remix) Freefall, Jan Johnston - Skydive feat. Jan Johnston (Paul Thomas & Bluum presents BPT Remix) Iglesias, Crazy Fluke - Obey (Iglesias Extended Mix) Cristoph - SFB (Original Mix)    

In this week's High Vibe Podcast episode, I have done something completely different than ever before. Join me for this powerful Reiki infused Kundalini meditation for clarity and protection. Please be advised you should never listen to this while driving or operating any heavy machinery. Listening to this in a comfortable seated or lying position, in a quiet space is recommended. I hope you enjoy this offering, and that this mantra helps to serve and support you. ** If you would like to learn more about my coaching or my work as a Reiki Master Teacher you can visit my website at www.kellybramblett.com ** Alchemy of The Phonix is now available worldwide anywhere books are sold!! Grab your copy here https://amzn.to/3iGjEOV ** View a full list of my available workshop, course, and classes here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Go Set - 1981 Firkin - Beggarman Early Spirit - Tru Noir CANCON Slainte Mhath - Gravel Walks INST CANCON Runrig - Alba Phonix w/ SangKa - Raveneserras Flogging Molly - Until We Meet Again Daimh - Donald MacLeod Reels INST Dougie McLean - This Love Will Carry Eat Your Guru - Two Sheets To The Wind INST Martin Furey - Falling Jerry Cans - Echoes CANCON Anna Schaad - Happy INST

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To celebrate our 3rd birthday, Stance Takes is back bringing you two live discussions on nightclub culture. We start with Beats, Racism and Strife as we explore prejudice and discrimination in the nightclub space over the decades. We examine how the commodification of black music intersects with racist door policies and politicized dance floors. We were joined by Grime legend Marci Phonix, writer and journalist Emma Warren, UK Father of the vogue house of Comme des Garçon Kartel Brown, and Soundsystem elder Clive Curniffe. The second talk covers the architecture and design of nightclubs. We talk about how the lack of accessibility to nightclubs raises questions as to how inclusive these spaces really are. The panel was made up of disability rights activist Joshua Hepple, Associate Professor of Design History at Kingston School of Art, Catherine Rossi, and award-winning teacher, architect and promoter Neil Pinder. Join the conversation @stancepodcast and do subscribe and write us a review. stancepodcast.com 

Gaelic Storm - Stone By Stone Barleyjuice - The Old Speakeasy Kytami - Sirens INST CANCON Searson - Bright Nights INST CANCON Donall Donnelly - Groovie Reels INST Sketch - Shed Life Phonix with Sangka - The Groovy Guzheng Waltz INST The Gloaming - The Lobster INST Young Dubliners - We The Mighty Dervish - Molly Malone Le Vent Du Nord - Le Winnebago INST CANCON Flook - Reel For Rubik INST

From her focus on Food, Tosha Phonix embodies the transforming nature of her namesake for the communities she serves. As Food Justice Organizer for the Missouri Coalition for the Environment, Tosha is growing connections between environmental and social justice efforts in powerful, insightful ways. Word from her: she is so dope.        Tosha Phonix talks Jean Ponzi as part of a series of Earthworms conversations honoring MCE's 50 years of service to Missouri humans and our environment. She's rooting her ideas and connections to communities of color into the work of the MCE team, at a time when Earth needs all of our diverse human contributions more than ever. "You need to believe in community to allow a community to solve its own problems," she says. "And if you protect people, people will protect the Earth." Listen up to learn and be inspired by much more, including Tosha's accelerating experience with Women's Earth Alliance. Music: Dirty Slide, performed live at KDHX by Brian Curran THANKS to Andy Heaslet of Sierra Club, Earthworms engineer  Related Earthworms Conversations - Known & Grown STL - New Brand Boosts Capacity for Local Food (June 2019) Urban Agriculture Guide: A Tool for City Farmers (June 2016) Leah Clyburn: Organizing to End Environmental Racism in St. Louis (Oct 2019)    

Episode 32 is a collection of blissed out house beats from the Manchester collective Phonix. You can read our interview with Phonix founders Kings and Johnny over on the website: http://allmyfriendsmcr.com/2019/07/13/phonix/

Non capita sovente di poter vivere una giornata fianco a fianco con le grandi personalità del mondo del gioco di ruolo. Lo scorso sabato Paolo ha avuto questa occasione durante la tappa milanese del D&D Community European tour dove i protagonisti insieme alla bella community italiana di D&D sono stati Satine Phoenix (Guilding Lights, già autrice di Geek & Sundry e Wizards of the Coast) e TJ Storm (attore, voice actor, mocap actor e l'uomo dietro alle movenze dell'ultima incarnazione di Godzilla).Grazie all'impeccabile organizzazione di Asmodee, Need Games e Madoka media abbiamo avuto l'occasione di spendere 10 minuti insieme a loro per una intervista che vi proponiamo integralmente per il nostro podcast.Buon ascolto!

Nu a moștenit doar un nume celebru, ci și un talent în muzică. Mult. Pentru care a muncit ani de zile, încă de când era mică. Mama a fost cea care i-a descoperit latura artistică și tot ea a fost cea care a insistant să mergă pentru prima dată la o audiție. Fiica fostului solist Phoenix, Mircea Baniciu, este acum una dintre tinerele ambițioase și frumoase care știe și vrea cu orice preț să-și pună amprenta în industria muzicală românească. A absolvit Școala de Muzică din București, secția pian, a participat la festivaluri internaționale din Italia, Rusia, Israel și Ungaria unde a obținut premii importante și a făcut parte din grupul Alegretto. Pariu cu viața este serialul în care s-a făcut cunoscută și de unde a sărit rapid în trupa fenomen, LALA Band. Atunci a fost momentul în care și-a dat seama că acesta este drumul ei în viață și că visul cel mare este muzica. A avut o intuiție bună și când a ales să facă parte dintr-un reality-show ce a propulsat-o rapid în showbiz-ul românesc. Asia Express a făcut-o să-și depășească limitele și mai ales să se cunoască mai bine. Este frumoasă, ambițioasă și determinată să cucerească topurile muzicale.

Joining Femi in the studio this week was the Labour Party parliamentary candidate for Chingford and Woodford Green, Faiza Shaheen, co-founder of the charity Daughters of Eve, Nimco Ali and grime artist Marci Phonix, who came in for our debate on migration; what are the benefits, where has the narrative around the discussion of migration gone wrong, and what impact will Brexit have on migration to and from the UK? Also joining Femi in the studio was Labour party MEP Seb Dance, who discussed the implications of Brexit on our say in Europe, and more

This week Mikill Pane is joined by one part of previous guests The Beatbox Collective, Rupert Oldridge. They have a chat filled with plenty of high-brow topics, including cannibalism & public pooing and Mikill tries his hand at beat-boxing. To bring the tone up a bit Sabrina Mahfouz came into the studio to talk about writing the Wiley biopic, confusing lexicon and the Critics of Colour Collective. After that in the studio was Marci Phonix to talk about the hard hitting issues happening right now that inspired his latest single ‘Liberties’. Rounding off the show The New Machine joined in to chat about his new material and play the game inspired by him, ‘The Boys Who Cried Wolf’.

This week Mikill Pane is joined by one part of previous guests The Beatbox Collective, Rupert Oldridge. They have a chat filled with plenty of high-brow topics, including cannibalism & public pooing and Mikill tries his hand at beat-boxing. To bring the tone up a bit Sabrina Mahfouz came into the studio to talk about writing the Wiley biopic, confusing lexicon and the Critics of Colour Collective. After that in the studio was Marci Phonix to talk about the hard hitting issues happening right now that inspired his latest single ‘Liberties'. Rounding off the show The New Machine joined in to chat about his new material and play the game inspired by him, ‘The Boys Who Cried Wolf'.

Coast - River Sharon Shannon - Pull Out The Stops INST The Fretless - Alphonzo McKenzie's INST CANCON Ten Strings & A Goat Skin - Aupres Du Poele The Elders - Better Days Ahead Enter The Haggis - Year Of The Rat CANCON The Led Farmers - Row By Row Phonix with Sangka -Ravenserras Firken - I Am Who I Am Pete's Posse - The Echo INST The Real McKenzies - The Fields Of Inverness CANCON Dan Ar Braz - Borders Of Salt Mudmen - The Storm CANCON Harv - Halihovve INST

MY FIRST OFFICIAL EP DROPS ON MONDAY! Yes, as you can tell I am quite a bit excited for this one. Its been about a year in the making (yes im very slow) and features collabs with Pish Posh & Hanm, as well as a MASSIVE remix by the legend himself Skynet. In the guest mix this week to help bring the ruckus is one of our newer contributors on Best DNB Lucius Natick with a vicious mix that will be sure to get you going! Sit back and enjoy, and please check out the promo for my forthcoming EP below if you have the time! Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes: http://bit.ly/bestdnbBad Syntax Tracklist1. Dose – Cultivate (Bad Syntax & Hanm RMX) [Abducted LTD – OUT MONDAY!]2. The Prophecy – Basement [Red Light]3. Task Horizon – Rouge Transmission [Evolution Chamber]4. Diode – Heinous [Santoku]5. Drumsound & Bassline Smith – Roadblock [Technique]6. Bad Syntax & Pish Posh – Dark Planet (Skynet RMX) [Abducted LTD – OUT MONDAY!]7. Mindscape ft Coppa – Shut Down [Eatbrain]8. The Prophecy – Modulation [Red Light]9. Noizesplitter – Do It [Xenocracy]10. Kutlo – Momento [Kosen]11. 4mulate – Sideless [Abducted LTD]12. Task Horizon – Forbidden Planet [Evolution Chamber]13. Erb n Dub & Disaszt – Stop [Mainframe]14. Drumsound & Bassline Smith vs Prolix – Welcome to the Machine [Technique]15. Rido – Say It Loud [Blackout]16. Avoider – A World Like Ours [Abducted LTD]17. Drumsound & Bassline Smith – Ouija [Technique]18. Kumarachi – NG [Critical]19. Maniatics – Parker [Titan]20. Disprove – Automatic [Methlab]21. Bad Syntax & Hanm – Red Giant [Abducted LTD – OUT MONDAY!]22. Mindscape – Manbearpig [Eatbrain]23. Maniatics – Big Market [Titan]24. Rido & Optiv – Liar [Blackout]25. Kutlo – Wasp Nest [Kosen]26. Hanm & KS – Stardust [Abducted LTD]27. Mindscape ft Hijak MC – Deep Void [Eatbrain]28. dLo – Clapback [Santoku]29. Kutlo – Exotherm [Kosen]30. Toronto is Broken ft J Swif – Spite, Lessons, Regrets & Promises [Viper]31. Stomp – Chasm [Abducted LTD]32. The Upbeats – Punks [Critical]33. Drumsound & Bassline Smith – Technique Badboy [Technique]34. Mean Teeth – Time Shift [Santoku]35. Bad Syntax & Hanm – Dark Planet [Abducted LTD – OUT MONDAY!]Lucius Natick Tracklist1. NickBee – Out Of The Dark [Invisible]2. Black Sun Empire & Noisia – Feed The Machine [Black Sun Empire]3. Biostacis – Menace [Tech Itch]4. Fanu – Devil Chord [Lightless]5. Response – It’s Not OK [Commercial Suicide]6. Stranjah – Wolfman [Jungle Syndicate]7. Machine Code – Are You On [Subsistenz]8. Disprove – Cosmic Law [Eatbrain]9. Cruk – Sugra [Skankandbass]10. Soul Intent – Easy Now [AGN7]11. InsideInfo & Mefjus – Repentance [Critical]12. Dom & Roland – King Of The Hustlers [Metalheadz]13. Woofax – Faceless Butcher [Self-Published]14. Evol Intent & Gridlok – We Are Not Alone [Evol Intent]15. Evol Intent – Cognitive Divergence [Evol Intent]16. Digital – Steady Eddie [Dread]17. Limewax – Spint [L/B]18. Gein & Counterstrike – Pentagram (Synthakt Remix) [Algorythm]19. n-PHONIX – Sever (Eye-D & Counterstrike Remix) [Algorythm]20. Current Value – Mastication [Blackout]21. OLD SCHOOL CLASSIC SURPRISE [Prototype]22. Optical – Void [Virus]Follow Lucius Natickhttps://www.facebook.com/luciusnatickhttps://www.instagram.com/luciusnatickFollow Abducted LTDFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/abductedltdBeatport: http://bit.ly/abductedltdDownload / Listen to our weekly podcasts (every friday)(Soundcloud) http://bit.ly/ltdpodcast or (iTunes) http://bit.ly/bestdnbFollow Bad SyntaxFacebook: facebook.com/badsyntaxdnbBad Syntax & Pish Posh – Dark Planet promo video (Out December 4 on Abducted LTD)Listen to the NOISIA RADIO world premier of Dose – Cultivate (Bad Syntax & HANM RMX)Keep up to date on the Best Drum and BassFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestdrumandbassSubscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/bestdnbwww.bestdrumandbass.comWatch Bad Syntax record his set LIVE on 3 decks!Preview & Comment on Soundcloud (COMING SOON!)The post Podcast 157 – Bad Syntax & Lucius Natick appeared first on Best Drum and Bass. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Flogging Molly - Hope Aofie O'Donovan - Stanley Park Spirit Of The West - Home For A Rest CANCON The Real McKenzies - Catch Me CANCON Dropkick Murphys - I Had A Hat Ashley MacIsaac - Mull Of Kintyre CANCON JIm Moray - Home Upon The Hill Railroad Earth - Chasin' A Rainbow Old Blind Dogs - Room With A View Ozere - The Sun Ain't Down CANCON Phonix with Sangka - Ravneserras Afro Celt Sound System - Green INST Young Dubliners - Chance

Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl Phonix w/ Sangka - The Groovy Guzheng Waltz INST Melisande - Sur La Ritintin CANCON Mudmen - The Storm CANCON The Popes - Slip Away Dropkick Murphys - Hang 'em High Paul Weller & Martin & Elisa Carthy - John Barleycorn Mile Twelve - Wickwire INST Jim Moray - Hard Kasir - Green Grass Lights Peter's Posse - The Sap Ain't Runnin' The Mahones - Is This Bar Open 'Til Tomorrow CANCON

This planet is too beautiful and wondrous for us to allow it to be destroyed by murderers and stupid politicians. Music expresses these thoughts better than I Can, so that's what I played today. Also reflections on last week's Celtic Colours Festival in Cape Breton, and previews of concerts by Russell deCarle and Twin Bandit. New releases from fRoots magazine (fRoots 66), Orchestra Baobab (single), Eilen Jewell, Jim Byrnes, The East Pointers, and Danish bands Phonix and Basco. Plus RIPs to Madagascar's accordion legend Regis Gizavo and Canadian icon Gord Downie.

This week, George discusses Phonix, a sound change applier that will help you with your historical conlanging.

Snuff Box - Reels Iain Morrison - Dear Goose The Clumsy Lovers - Hell Or Highwater CANCON Wesley Hardisty - Glibert's Barn Dance INST CANCON Lost Bayou Ramblers - Carolina Blues Angus Lyon - 10,000 Miles Capercaillie - Spinning Song Phonix w/ SangKa - The Groovy Guzheng Waltz INST Flogging Molly - Reptiles (We Woke Up) Ten Strings & Goat Skin - Duhk Duhk Goat INST CANCON The Mahones - Here Comes A Regular CANCON Eamonn Coyne & Kris Drever - Lucy's Swamp INST Catriona McKay - Lums O' Lund INST

Comenzamos flamencos, con el último trabajo de Argentina y el nuevo disco de Enriquito, que presenta en el festival MadriRumba. Continuamos con más interconexiones que, atravesando diferentes paisajes sonoros y mentales, nos traen ecos balcánicos, amazigs, tuaregs, sefardíes, daneses o chinos. We start in a flamenco mood, with the last album by Argentina and the new Enriquito's record, that he'll present at MadriRumba festival. We continue with more interconnections, going through different sound and mental scapes, with Balkan, Amazigh, Tuareg, Sephardic, Danish and Chinese echoes. Argentina - Siguiriya vintage - La vida del artista Enriquito - Bajando del mirador - Contrarreloj Julian Gerstin Sextet - I remember It differently - The one who makes you happy Cornelius Dufallo - How many would It take - Journaling 2 Wassim Halal, Erwan Keravec, Mounir Troudi - Racks - Revolutionary birds Tiwiza - Ay imazighen - Tanekra tura Mdou Moctar - Amer lyn - Sousoume tamachek Guy Mendilow Ensemble - Mancevo del dor (A modern man) - Music from the forgotten kingdom Phonix featuring Sangka - Liu Yang river - Groovy guzheng Zhou Yu & Ensemble - River water - 10 songs from around the world [VA] Imagen: / Image: Erwan Keravec

1. Leonard Cohen (Canada) - "A street" CD "Popular problems" (Columbia) 2. Angel Olsen (USA) - "Stars" CD "Burn your fire for no witness" (Jagjaguwar) 3. Faun racket (Estonia) - "Death is always at hand" CD "Enter projector" (Vitamin loft) 4. Phonix (Denmark) - "Maria" CD "Nu" (Go) 5. Insect heroes (UK) - "Beautiful world" CD "Apocalypso" (Lost map) 6. Kelly Garrett (USA) - "This heart is haunted" CD "Girls on 45 Vol.3" (Teensville) 7. Beautify junkyards (Portugal) - "Parallelograms" CD "Beautify junkyards" (Metropolitana) 8. Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks (USA) - "Scattegories" CD "Wig out at jagbags" (Domino) 9. Takrany Mvek (Hungary) - "Itt a nyar" CD "Cimesines" (Artist release) 10. The Vacant lots (USA) - "Paint this city" CD "Departure" (Sonic cathedral) 11. Noblesse Oblige (UK/Germany/France) - "Burn" CD "Affair of the heart" (Repo) 12. Os Nelsons (Brazil) - "E so se jogar" CD "Digital" (MPB) 13. Lydia Lunch/Zahra Mani/Mia Zabelka (USA/Austria) - "Ex-mistress" CD "Medusas bed" (Monotype) 14. Nuba Nour (Egypt) - "Dessy lemon" CD "Dam nation" (30ips) 15. Jenny Hval & Susanna (Norway) - "I have a darkness" CD "Meshes of voice" (SusannaSonata) Страница программы на оф. сайте Сообщество программы Вконтакте

Following the success of Hal Linton's previous mixtape ‘The Rock & Roll Experiment,' the Barbadian R&B crooner is back once again with his new release ‘Technicolour.' The highly anticipated release features 14 tracks with guest appearances by fellow Barbadian songstress Shontelle, Jon Connor and Phonix. It also boasts production from MPiii, HitRoom, Art & Life Productions and of course, Hal Linton himself. Linton explores his musical abilities on ‘Technicolour' as he handled most of the writing and production himself, proving that he's very well rounded as an artist. With something for everyone on the record, he carefully incorporated his personal experiences and threaded in messages for his fans in each and every song.