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A decidedly American take on the sport we love. We Call It Soccer (WCIS) comes to you each Wedneday with segments on MLS, the US lower leagues, MNUFC, US national teams, EPL, and noteworthy soccer news from the rest of the world. In less than a hour you'll have a snapshot of all the important soccer…

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    • Oct 16, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    WCIS 287 - Toad Suck FC

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 38:11


    We discuss our loss to Colorado, USMNT and EPL See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 286 - The Bad News is There is No Good News

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 53:00


    Sasha and Kaleb recap two lackluster performances from Minnesota United, talk through the mess that is the NWSL, and how royally screwed Barcelona is financially. Pod SocialsTwitter and IG: @TwoUnitedFansSashaIG: @alexander_soreslothKalebTwitter: @RealKalebFCIG: @kaleb.with.a.kay See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 285 - If you're KGB please don't listen to this.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 46:05


    Kaleb and Sasha talk about the last Dylan Wolpers derby of the regular season. Another coach missing at FC Cincinnati. Minneapolis City SC getting promoted to USL II. What that could mean for the academy scene. Plus MLS EPL and UEFA Champions league. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 284 - Return of The Rey (C&J Street Mix)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 48:55


    Kaleb and Sasha go through the last two Minnesota United matches, talk about the new format of the Leagues Cup, and make more doomed predictions.Sasha's IG: @alexander_soreslothKaleb's Twitter: @RealKalebFCKaleb's IG: @kaleb.with.a.kayPod Twitter: @TwoUnitedFansPod IG: @TwoUnitedFans See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 283 - Unfrozen Caveman Coach

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 42:54


    Kaleb and Sasha go over MNUFC's loss away to Seattle, hilarious RSL own goal, winning week in EPL. Also how hot the Young Boys are (don't call the cops) in the opening day of UEFA Champions League See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 282 - Hot Mulligan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 55:25


    Kaleb and Sasha revel in the goals of Adrien Hunou, and study the impact that Fanendo Adi had in his debut for Minnesota. They also firmly put the panic button away for the USMNT, for now, and come up with more severe punishments for Hungary.SocialsPod Twitter: @twounitedfansPod IG: @twounitedfansSasha IG: @alexander_soreslothKaleb Twitter: @realkalebfcKaleb IG: @kalebolson716Patreon: patreon.com/twounitedfans $3/month gets you access to our Slack channel. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 281 - Join the despair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 48:29


    Tread lightly bold listener this episode isn't for the faint of heart. Kaleb and Sasha go over the dismal draws against San Jose and SKC. We talk EPL, USMNT call up for WC qualifiers, Ronaldo transfer rumors and Benjamin Mendy. Finish up with UEFA Champions League Draw. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 280 - Sasha, Russian God of the Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 44:00


    In this episode Kaleb and Sasha lament the chances that the Loons squandered against the Galaxy, give a little preview on the San Jose match, and review Matchday one of the Premier League season. They also check in on Basingstoke Town, and the Greek Superleague. This episode goes off the rails pretty hard right at the end, you've been warned.SocialsPodTwitter: @TwoUnitedFansInstagram: @TwoUnitedFansKalebTwitter: @RealKalebFCInstagram: @kalebolson716SashaInstagram: alexander_soresloth See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 279- A Messi situation with Abila

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 56:09


    We talk about Dylan Wolpers birthday and Minnesota beating Houston. Conference standings half way through the year and EPL predictions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 278 - Flopsy Mopsy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 61:26


    We cover poor VAR call against Vancouver, MLS transfers, Olympic finals. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 277 - Late Night Loons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 40:08


    Kaleb and Sasha review the last two Minnesota matches and wonder if the Loons are good again. We also visit the ridiculousness of the Fast and Furious franchise and Sasha takes everyone through what's been going on in the Olympic soccer matches. Pod SocialsTwitter: @TwoUnitedFansInstagram: @TwoUnitedFansKaleb Twitter: @RealKalebFCInstagram: @kalebolson716SashaInstagram: @alexander_soresloth See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 276 - Into The Void

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 29:04


    Kaleb is all alone this week shouting into the void about the Loons win over Seattle, coaches being fired across MLS, and turmoil in Miami. Twitter and Instagram@TwoUnitedFansKaleb Twitter: @RealKalebFCKaleb IG: @kalebolson716Sasha IG: alexander_soresloth See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 275 - Euro 2021 He's a leftback, he's a guitarist, he's Marshmello.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 33:19


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    WCIS 274 - Mancini's Speedo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 46:22


    Kaleb and Sasha discuss the last two Minnesota United games and what went wrong for the Loons. Sasha then recaps the important MLS action from the past week and then the guys preview the Euro 2021 final.PodIG: @TwoUnitedFansTwitter: @TwoUnitedFans'SashaIG: alexander_soreslothKaleb:IG: @kalebolson716Twitter: @RealKalebFC See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 273 - Hunou that French players could make us swoon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 46:06


    Sasha is back with Kaleb and they cover the excitement and controversy of MNUFC in PDX. The crazy train continues in the round of 16 of Euro 2021 and we're here for the ride. Goodbye DeBoer. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 272 - Are...Are We Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 49:08


    Kaleb and guest host Shane don't know what to do with their hands as they discuss a Minnesota United team that attacked fluidly and effectively in its past two games. They also discuss the Euro Group Stages, preview the knockout round, give their top five hottest loons because our patrons asked us to, and discuss why a Stoke born Blackburn Rovers player is currently turning heads at the Copa America.Shane Twitter: @ShaneHodgson4Kaleb Twitter: @RealKalebFCKaleb IG: @kalebolson716Sasha IG: alexander_soreslothFollow the pod on all socials @TwoUnitedFans See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 271 - We Call it a Euro 2021 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 51:44


    Kaleb and Sasha review the latest MNUFC game, preview the Euros, and chat about F1 and Bo Burnham. Also, Kaleb quizzes Sasha about teams that have relocated and Sasha gives Kaleb advice on fatherhood.SocialsPod Twitter @TwoUnitedFansPod IG @TwoUnitedFansKaleb Twitter @RealKalebFCKaleb IG @kalebolson716Sasha IG @alexander_soresloth See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 270 - The 6 Points That Helped Our Mental Health

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 61:34


    Loons get 2 wins in one week. Mental Health Awareness week in MLS. We do are State of the West power rankings. Plus NWSL and European leagues See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 269 - Kitchen Fires, Crossroad Demons and Heroin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 54:03


    We keep it fun despite MN loss to Colorado. Crew attempt a rebrand. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 268 - Where There's a Wil There's a Weah

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 48:55


    Kaleb and Sasha reluctantly talk about Minnesota's 1-0 loss to Austin. They also give some streaming recommendations, wrap up the title in Italy and preview the finals of the European tournaments and NWSL.Twitter@TwoUnitedFans@RealKalebFCInstagram@TwoUnitedFans@kalebolson716@alexandersoresloth. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 267 - Time to Hit The #Panic Button?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 55:38


    Kaleb ad Sasha talk about the Loons' disappointing performance in the home opener and what they would change going into the next match against Austin. They also cover some tight title races across Europe and round up the rest of the weekend's MLS actionSocialsMain AccountTwitter: @twounitedfansInstagram: @twounitedfansSashaInstagram:@Alexander_soreslothKalebTwitter: @RealKalebFCInstagram: @kalebolson716 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS Episode 266 -The Super League is so radioactive its half life is 48 hours

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 57:52


    European Super League, brought to you by Enron and lead zeppelins See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 265 - That's West, Patrick

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 62:21


    Kaleb and Sasha give their Western Conference preview, recap a wild NWSL match, hype up Justin McMaster, and go through the Penalty Shootout.Podcast socialsTwitter: @TwoUnitedFansInstagram: @TwoUnitedFansKalebTwitter: @RealKalebFCInstagram: @kalebolson716SashaInstagram: @alexander_soreslothInstagram: AA See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 264- East? I Thought You Said Weast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 45:36


    Kaleb and Sasha start their MLS Season Preview by going through each Eastern Conference team and the big question facing each team. They also debut a new segment, "The Penalty Shootout". See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 263-Sweep the leg

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 49:24


    MNUFC release their full season schedule. We talk about Dotson's brace with the U23 in the CONCACAF Olympic qualifiers. Some new signings. UEFA Champions league round of 8 draw. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 262 - S.O.S Barcelona

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 47:42


    This week Kaleb and Sasha cover the latest roster moves that Minnesota United has made, they also revisit the sinking ship of Barcelona, and decide on the best fictional musician/band.Twitter: @TwoUnitedFansInstagram: @TwoUnitedFansKalebTwitter: @RealKalebFCInstagram: @kalebolson716Sasha:Instagram: @jameshojberg See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Interview with Basingstoke

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 71:55


    Sasha and Kaleb bring Producer Nick back to interview three members of Basingstoke Town FC, a team from the 8th tier of England. Chairman Kevin White, Manager Dan Brownlie, and midfielder Harrison Cliff join the pod to talk about the unique struggles the team is going through and how you can help. Just Giving Page: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/basingstokeBasingstoke Town Merch Store: https://btcfc.bigcartel.com/Follow Kaleb on Twitter: @RealKalebFCFollow Producer Nick on Twitter: @nickrodriguezFollow Two United Fans on Twitter and IG: @TwoUnitedFansFollow Basingstoke Town FC on Twitter: @Basingstoke_FC See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 260 - Actual Loons News (kinda)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 45:39


    This week our heroes cover some Loons news from The Athletic, discuss the moves that FC Cincinnati is making, and chat about the goings on in Europe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Hornkamp and Barcelona Bust

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 38:29


    Barcelona's finances and TUF mind's are both in the gutter. Talking about Hornkamp's favorite position Also cover MNUFC and MLS transfers as the windows close. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    It's A Trapp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 44:13


    There's some Loons news! Wil Trapp joins Minnesota along with three rookies taken in the Superdraft. Kaleb goes on a rant about Liverpool's recent woes and Sasha choses a new last name. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Patreon Preview: Sasha Nerds Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 18:34


    A little Patreon Preview from Sasha. Every month our $5 and up Patrons get at least two extra episodes from Kaleb and Sasha. If you want to hear more of Sasha talking about the world of Dungeons and Dragons or Kaleb talking about great (in his words) albums, it's just $5/month. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 257 End of Year Review Around the Dumpster Fire.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 45:33


    Kaleb and Sasha reflect on this crazy year, cover MLS and NWLS transfers, answer some questions and seeiff our friends across the pond are fairing any better than us attempting soccer in a pandemic (spoiler: they're not). Lastly we recall our HAPPIEST moments of 2020. Pour yourself a nice glass of wine, some fine scotch, a shitty beer or a lacroix because this the end of year review. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 256 - Poor Timing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 43:51


    In true Two United Fans fashion, our heroes recorded this before the biggest news of the week was announced. This episode was recorded in a pre-Kevin Molino leaving world. Kaleb and Sasha also discuss some huge news out of the French leagues and what it could mean for Minnesota United. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 255 - The Most Dangerous Lead In Soccer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 44:10


    We look to a brighter future after MNUFC loses to Seattle in the Western Conference final. We discuss RSL and NWSL ownership change. Odd results on the last game day of UCL and racism in Paris and Millwall. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 254 - Hotdish>BBQ

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 41:13


    Our heroes speed through the recaps of the other three conference semi-final games to get to Minnesota United's 3-0 drubbing of Sporting Kansas City in the Nicest Rivalry in Sports. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 253 - Chaos Reigns

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 54:52


    Our heroes cover the absolute chaos of the MLS Cup Playoffs, somehow predict the next round, and say goodbye to a legend. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 252 - TUF Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 64:33


    This week our heroes give out the esteemed, end of season, TUF Awards! Kaleb and Sasha also predict how the first round of the MLS Playoffs will shake out, and each pinpoint a striker for Minnesota to sign in the offseason. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 251 Reynoso Decision Day Outplay (Plus Molino)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 47:41


    Reynoso decides to score vs Dallas, Molino TOTW, Playoffs decided and USL Covid woes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 250 - Big Celery Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 41:38


    Our heroes review Minnesota's late win over FC Cincinnati, the MLS playoff picture, and of course Dragon Ball Z See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Houston DynaSnow

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 51:59


    Kaleb and Sasha talk about MNUFC after they return to face Houston at home. Plus NWSL new team, EPL and UCL See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 248- Corona Diaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 46:02


    Our heroes talk through what MLS should do with the remainder of the season, MLS remastering its Reserve League, and Kaleb quizzes Sasha about the NASL days of Minnesota United. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 247-What'd We Miss?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 47:33


    Kaleb and Sasha are back and better(?) than ever. They try to summarize what they missed during the month long hiatus. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 246 - Do Svidaniya Druz'ya

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 38:09


    It's Nach's last episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    WCIS 245 - Recorded On Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 58:19


    Note that we recorded this podcast on Tuesday before the sports world grappled with the events in Kenosha. So we don't address them on this episode.

    WCIS 244 - Reggies Cannonade

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 44:26


    Reggie Cannon is spitting truth and we hope MLS is listening. We talk about the shenanigans in Dallas before covering the latest from the Champions League.

    *PATREON PREVIEW* WCIS 237PE - The Fall Of Barcelona

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 17:23


    Originally published 7/1/2020, this in-depth discussion was released to patrons only. We're publishing it on this feed to give you a little preview of what our patrons hear and because it's a tiny bit relevant now...

    WCIS 243 - Back No Longer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 42:38


    The MLSisBack tournament is finally over and the Timbers are champs! We look back at the last three games of MLSisBack and review the most recent Champions League fixtures.

    WCIS 242 - NWSL Review Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 78:28


    Rachael Kriger from Equalizer joins us to look back at the NWSL Challenge Cup! Then we review the MLSisBack Quarterfinals including MNUFC's win vs San Jose! To become a patron of our show and get exclusive bonus content, head to patreon.com/twounitedfans!

    PATREON PREVIEW - LTAK1 - Run The Jewels 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 24:03


    Here's a bit of what you can get if you sign up to be one of our patrons on patreon! Each month we produce 15 min off-topic episodes for our $10 tier patrons. Here's Kaleb's contribution from June when he reviewed the new RTJ album. Become at patron at www.patreon.com/twounitedfans.

    WCIS 241 - Dear Mister I'm Too Good To Pick MNUFC To Win

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 62:17


    MNUFC are through their first knockout! We recap that plus all the latest from the NWSL Challenge Cup (Dash win!) and MLSisBack!

    WCIS 240 - MLSisBonkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 61:55


    This week was a wild one for MLS with goals galore. We cover all the biggest happenings and get you the shocking NWSL knockout stage store: North Carolina are out!

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