Join Joe and Arek as they talk about movies, video games, and all things pop culture with a random guest sometimes...look we'll get to it eventually.
Get your candy buckets and your favorite inanimate doll its creeptober and we're checking out the most lgbtqia+ horror franchise...Chucky!!!! He's shockingly queer positive for a serial killer from New Jersey.
**DISCLAIMER: This is an X rated episode and contains a lot of sexual topics, if you are not 18+ please skip this episode.**Anyways, now that its just the adults, Joe and I review sex toys in this and its Aaron's fault. Please listen to his music and follow his Instagram and Twitter so we don't have to degrade ourselves again.
After a long hiatus we are finally back! Life sometimes has a funny way of getting in the way of things, doesn't it? Also sometimes you're just a lazy bastard.
What does this city need? Responsible city leaders? Police reformation? Less murder? NO. It needs Robert Pattinson kicking ass and taking names, and Zoe Kravitz girl bossing her way to the bag. We have our friend Alexa on and its a great time
This week we talked about some of the movie trailers from the super bowl (this is arek, I keep forgetting to edit so its a little old news). And we review Jackass Forever and the amount of male genitalia and butthole was more than enough for the rest of the year. It was funny as fuck though still.
Hey this is Arek, I definitely didn't forget to edit this podcast and upload it for 2 weeks...anyways check this out there's a whole episode for you and we talk about all of the big movies to come out in 2022.
Its a new season and a new lease on life! There was no news however outside of the sad death of Bob Saget, r.i.p. Joe and I instead entertain you by accidentally stumbling upon the phone numbers of LucasArts executives and giving them a call to ask for help in the Shark Tale game and Star Wars The Force Unleashed...spoiler she was just the publicist so there was no help.
Thank you everyone for a wonderful year of the podcast! We do a tournament bracket for what was the best and worst movies of the year and introduce a video element that will essentially be seen on Tik Tok and Instagram lol anyways...Joe is needed in the 7th dimension this episode so he is joining us through hyperspace phone lines,
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(THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME IN THIS EPISODE) Is this the end for spiderman?!?! Maybe. Listen and find out on your same spider-channel on your spider-tv. Also stay tuned for our AI generated fanfiction reading featuring Mario and Sonic. Christina and Cayla had to endure it and so do you,..suffer >:)
We're joined tonight by a very cool guy...Rylan. Anyways, we had a lot of fun this episode but the thing about having fun is that it leads to getting side-tracked. And maybe we talked about a certain type of supplement that may or may not (definitely not) make your man meat bigger. Pop us on in the background and strap in we're going on a bumpy ride.
Do you think your era had the best theme songs for shows? Take a trip down memory lane with us and let us know what YOUR favorite cartoon/television theme song was!
In this episode we go back to our roots of lists, news, and bean dad! The most scary hoax of all? CAMEL TOE! Stay tuned to figure out what the hell we're talking about. Trust us, have we ever steered you wrong?
Its episode 46 baby, we hit our stride! Christina is back for this episode! Tune into this ghost packed episode for a review of Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Spoiler alert we fucking loved it. No news this week that we wanted to talk about, so we ONLY reviewed the masterpiece that is the new Ghostbusters. PLEASE GO WATCH IT.
On the third planet from the system, Sol. Lies a duo of Po-Casters mining the harsh deserts of the internet for the precious, sacred spice known as download. wahhhhhhhhhhh Anyways here's our Dune review, if you stay long enough maybe Zendaya will pop up at the end of the podcast. HARD MAYBE.
Up front, Eternals is a solid movie, if you as a critic said this is the worst marvel movie then this is your first marvel movie. Two words, blond eyebrows, enough said. News is light this week, we deep dive on Eternals, and we talk about Carnies and shit, check it out!
The nightmare of Halloweenâ„¢ is finally over, now the real nightmare begins...The holiday season! We wrap up this Creeptoberâ„¢ with the newest in the Halloweenâ„¢ franchise and it fuckinâ„¢ blowsâ„¢. Anyways Marvel made a bad movie maybe? And Ice Cube isn't getting 9 million OR the vaccineâ„¢. Also Spiderman says "Don't believe the hypeâ„¢".
(ring ring ring) Hello? Is anyone there? what's your favorite podcast? Uhhhh the Joe Rogan Experience. oh...never mind, bye. (click) This week! We talk about a beloved horror movie, Scream! The news is a bit heavy considering the tragic death of Halyna Hutchins. In a bit lighter news however there are some pushbacks again on some Marvel stuff, who'd a thunk.
This episode of Creeptober we talk about the Halloween series! But not just any Halloween, the 2018 reboot where they said "fuck it, only the first one counts!" We are joined by 3 friends today who have women's intuition on what's a good spooky movie.
Some people say getting buried alive is a living nightmare. In my opinion editing THIS was the real nightmare. We tackle the real spooky topics like Anti-Vaxxers and Mad Libs, Get ready for prime-time bitch!!
Welcome! To part 1 of Creeptober, a podcast full of GHOULS, GOBLINS, HELL BEASTS...and that's just the regular cast. We have NO idea how to prepare for Halloween much like the people who made Jason X: Jason Goes to Space. Tune in for a scaaaaaare~
This episode if full of surprises! Joe is on the road, we get a very handsome guest, and we teach YOU about the diverse ancestry and lineage of the Donkey Kong family and all of its intricacies
Man Chris Nolan ended his partnership with WB, and we talk about shitty endings to movies. It rhymes, its like poetry. Tracy Morgan's back, but was he ever really gone?
Ow! I bumped my head and got a tumor! I forgot about how we talked about all the different sequels coming out. Craaaaazy. Guess you'll have to listen to find out. Anyways I'm gonna get my head checked out. I hope the tumor isn't MALIGNANT.
Joe Chi the greatest beer drinker in the world has to stop his father, The Orange, from using the power of the 10 Areks. Will Joe Chi and his friend Awkwafina save the world? Probably not but hey we tried...right? If you cant tell we review Shang Chi and we like it.
Summer is coming to an end! We had some laughs, we had some tears, but more importantly we got some movies. We break down the greatest summer blockbusters of all time, try to figure out what celebrities' we look like, and CinemaCon with all of the stuff that goes with that.
Just to clarify we're not gay...necessarily. But Ryan Reynolds...he pushes the needle. And his new movie "Free Guy" does the same thing. We review the SHIT out of that movie, am I right gamers? haha...no but for real tho its so good, even if you're not a gamer you'll have a good time!Double Entendre
This week's episode is Don't Breathe 2! Our most controversial episode ever? Nah not really. Don't breather 2, its alright! Maya's back from (North) Korea, we deprogrammed her by taking her to a Stephen Lang movie, did it work? Guess you're gonna have to listen to find out!"Would you let a ghost give you head?" - Ara to joe while we were editing"Yeah." - Joe while we were editingHollow Emptiness
What are we...some kind of podcast squad? looks into camera Ahhhhhh we got bombs in our necks! We gotta review The Suicide Squad! And we have to do it in under 1 hour and 42 minutes! Also side note, there's gonna be 5!!! Avatar (blue people) movies?!?! Anyways, listen please, this movie tickles my funny bone, and also, my other bone...ha gottem.Pool Water Blue
We did a live show! Of course if you're reading this you probably didn't catch it. We'll do more if you guys want or if we just feel like doing it. Did the usual thing but then we played a fun game called "Joe's VHS Deep Dive" curious to what it is? Tune in to find out!
Fun episode this week! We talk about comic con, moose knuckles, clap-backs, and "Phantasm". Despite the fun though, we took a moment to remember an innovator of cinema, Richard Donner. "Working with Christopher (Reeves), he convinced me he could fly, and he's convinced me he's going to walk again." - Richard DonnerPool Water Blue
These are some of our live reactions to the new space Jam scenes. "This movie is basic, its the tap water of cinema." - Joe "Fuck I have an hour to go." - Also Joe "I feel like Don Cheadle never met Lebron." - Arek. Look we hated this movie, if you liked it I'm sorry but you're just wrong. Everybody is entitled to an opinion, even if that opinion is shit.Pool Water Blue
AKA Black Widow. We talk about (Communism) Quentin Tarantino, Robocop (Soviet Union) and a whole lot of things. ( Defect) Anyways we talk about Black Widow (Borscht) and its powerful message to women. (Death to the bourgeoise) No Russian propaganda here senator McCarthy.Pool Water Blue
Holy Toledo we are TRASHED, we're both throwing up literally minutes after recording this due to some nefarious weenies. Much like the nefarious weenies of F9 ALL of them! Seriously what a stinker, if it wasn't the weenies it was definitely the sub-par...everything. Someone broke into my house during this recording btw.Pool Water Blue
There's a lot of moments in this episode where there's just SILENCE...you know, one of the 3 of us was stoned off our balls. On top of an audio issue which was discovered while I was editing the episode, its still pretty funny though. Ara joins us for a bit of ol' pod cast guesting. Seems like a trickster god suspicious eye emojis dabbled in our audio. Loki you little bisexual scamp! ;)Pool Water Blue
We are joined by two wonderful women, Athena and Isabella! Arek does a SUPER FUNNY bit about Star Wars, its so funny, seriously. Uhhhh, we talk about Batman's schlong #realheroeseatpussy and consent on film sets. We give a bit of advice at the end but its good advice.Pool Water Blue
Joe left early so I'm writing this all alone with no supervision...hehe. Umm anyways we have our good friend Holden on who makes music but ALSO is an avid runner, so we thought it would be appropriate to rank some of Hollywood's best and worst runners.Pool Water BlueHolden's Music
The long awaited episode where THE Christina appears...I don't know how long awaited, but someone had to be waiting for it. Arek malfunctioned for a while, but what's new, except this one is bad tho. Also the first fart Arek has had in front of Christina happened on air so enjoy that (w)hole thing.Pool Water Blue
Listen to us get into the weeds of the new "Army Of The Dead" Movie, it'll leave you at the middle of your seats. Seriously that movie is meh, not too good not too bad like my GPA in high school am I right? Usually someone checks over me when I write these but Arek is in the bathroom. - JoePool Water Blue
So we messed up last week, booking error, too many guests, if you will. So we're making up for that now. We covered the topic! And maintain our integrity as podcasters...podcastians?...Podcasters. More Henry Cavill news as always, Join us un a journey to "We'll Get To It Too: We changed the name" Oh damn, corporate cancelled us, back to my computer room it is.Pool Water Blue
This episode is a result of bad timing, bad jokes, and too many people. We are literally getting distracted while uploading this, its like 11:54 and we have less than 5 minutes to upload. The main topic was supposed to be sequel ideas that got cancelled but that didn't happen...or did it? Find out. Maya was no help writing any of this, she's on her phone watching Tik Toks. (Not the first time this will happen, not the last)Pool Water Blue
God I'm hungover, and I wanna binge watch all the Wild Speed movies (fast and furious). Does Arek really know his 50 states? Well, you probably know the answer to that,..YES...maybe. Anyways we break down the new Star Wars series, The Bad Batch, and its first 2 episodes. Happy Mother's Day you beautiful people.Pool Water Blue
Seriously man we love you and we'll talk about anything you want man. We can build a PC together...think about it? Please :( kek you know... ;) he gets it. We talk about other things, Aaron came on also and enlightened us with a fun drinking story. The main topic today we went down the list of the most grossing movies of all time, starting at 100. Please Henry, seriously.
We brought in drums of blood for this podkast bekause it gets a bit TOASTY in here. We review the new Mortal Kombat movie, and it kinda does something to us. I feel the need to rip off Arek's head and replake every "c" with a K. We had to rush this one to get this in on time. The news happens in a flash so enjoy our argument of who should play Johnny Kage....FATALITY! Flawless Viktory? Ah whatever.Pool Water Blue
Hey guys, look I'm sorry, I swear I'm not on any drugs or anything. I just dissociated for about an hour and a half while Joe tries to desperately rein me back in and talk about the actual news. Also the main topic is like something about movies that were marketed wrong and it messed up the releases. - Arek Pool Water Blue
Look. Its Wrestlemania weekend and you cant expect me (Joe) to do my job. Its literally all I care about since my ex-wife left, Uhhh, we pad for time by talking about Star Wars, Rocky, and anime. We had a pitch meeting with Maya, very fun. I'm gonna go watch Wrestlemania now, bye.Pool Water Blue
Romer pops in and gives insight to the gay dating world...Joe is a part of it?! Also we watched the movie where a giant gorilla with a stick fights a nuclear lizard. That kind of takes a back seat though to the whole Grindr thing. What Joe won't do for love...Pool Water Blue
Uhhhh joe...who let out all the lions? RUH ROH. We talk about some of the worst production nightmares in movie making history and other small bits of entertainment news throughout. Sylvester Stalone is a shark now, and like, John Cena is wearing a metal cereal bowl on his head...and it looks good?!Anyways...The Snyder Cut fans have their omega beams aimed at Godzilla vs Kong Pool Water Blue
Slow-mo rain drops fall. Joe looks at Arek, Arek looks at Joe. Both collide with an explosion, they quip. This week we punished ourselves by watching both versions of Justice League back to back. One was dumb, and the other one was also dumb...WITH context. We REALLY got to it. Also a friend pops in at the end and gives her two cents.Pool Water Blue
Ughhhhh...look if you listened to last week you know what's here. Batman vs Superman. It sucks. But you know what's the saving grace? Our FIRST female guest Isabella! We go through the very thin plot of the Ultimate Edition of Batman vs Superman and get distracted a lot, since we don't really wanna talk about this god awful movie.Pool Water Blue
We sprinted through the news to get into recapping the Wandavision finale and in anticipation of the Snyder Cut we review Man of Steel as we lead up to it. We do DC AND Marvel, we swing both ways babyyyy ;) jk Christina, just Joe...and only when its a three day weekend.Pool Water Blue