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We're not going anywhere, but we are making a shift in the business. Let me explain... This is a move that our business has taken and one that we believe only makes sense for our audience so we can provide the most value. We are moving the podcast into the ecommerce space and are going to be providing a ton of value for online store owners to help them grow and scale their businesses. Which means we can no longer produce episodes for local businesses. :( Our new podcast will feature industry leaders, case studies, and provide overall actionable advice for store owners who are just starting up all the way to those who want to scale from six figures per year to six figures per month. If you're not an ecommerce business and have been listening for awhile we would like to thank you for giving us your time as we know you could spend it doing anything else and your attention means so much. Thank you for sticking by our sides, we are forever grateful. To our ecommerce businesses and store owners we are SO EXCITED for the content that will come from our new podcast, The Optimized Store Owner Show, which will be on this feed and you will NOT need to resubscribe. Our first episode will drop on May 24th, 2021. You will not want to miss this. If you have any questions at all, we are most responsive on IG, you can send us a DM here Reading this AFTER May 24th, then you are in the right place and make sure to subscribe if you are looking to grow your ecommerce business.   Thank you,   Aaron and Christian    

After May 25, OSHA will require that employers determine if COVID-19 cases in the workplace are OSHA recordable.

After May 30, Zoom is The Most Secure Video Metting solution Out!

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Author and Activist, Virgie Tovar, is hungry for a world where bodies are valued equally, food is free from moral judgment and you can jiggle through life with respect. While progress has been made towards this in the past decade, the reality is that we are far from that at this moment in time.As one of the nation's leading experts and lecturers on weight-based discrimination and body image, Virgie Tovar is on a mission to help society unlearn everything this diet culture-influenced society has taught us, including unlearning fatphobia and how to reject diet culture's biggest lie: that fat people need to wait before beginning their best lives.  In this episode we discuss: Politics surrounding weight and fat Why health is not something we owe to other people  How a positive upbringing was tampered by diet culture  How the medical industry stigmatizes weight gain and fatness  The consequences of stigmatizing fatness and weight  Changing the narrative around health, food and size Trigger heat maps  Preparation as a tool to manage fat-phobic events Fatness as a human rights issue  John Kellogg and Silvester Graham's role in shaping diet culture The Dietary Reform Movement Navigating familial/societal rejection  Resources:  Virgie Tovar Website Instagram Rebel Eaters Club Podcast Camp Thunder Thighs Book: You Have The Right To Remain Fat Book: The Self-Love Revolution – Radical Body Positivity For Girls Of Colour #LoseWeightNotHate TedX Talk EMOTIONAL EATING CHIT CHATThis is your LAST CHANCE to book a 1-hour Emotional Eating Chit Chat (one-on-one consultation) at the reduced rate of $99. In this 1-hour Emotional Eating Chit Chat , you will learn how to identify your triggers, how to use emotional eating as a symptom to understand the greater issue at hand, how to manage emotional eating and find more satisfying ways to alleviate emotional eating. After May 10th, this offer will no longer be available. You can purchase the session here. Once the session is purchased, Rachel will be in touch to schedule your session. DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE COPY: The Emotional Eating Secret SauceGrab your copy of The Emotional Eating Secret Sauce and discover the 3 most common reasons why you can't stop emotionally eating, what it's really trying to tell you and how to manage it. Grab your copy here.

Breathwork might as well be the avocado toast of 2020, but this healing modality is one that I hope is here to stay. Until you've tried breathwork, you may think it's just another form of meditation but this modality that has the potential to improve your mental, physical and spiritual well-being is quite different; a more active form of meditation, if you will.Here to tell us about all things breathwork is Jenn Mansell, Certified Breathwork Facilitator and Somatic Coach. Her gift is bringing people together in safe spaces to have deep, immersive and expansive full body transformational experiences that incorporate movement, music, meditation and breathwork.  In this episode we discuss: What breathwork is Holotropic breathwork What is actually happening in the body while doing breathwork Oxygenating the body to process emotions Breathwork as a tool to work through emotional eating and body image-related issues Rachel's breathwork experience in Arizona Jenn's 10-hour breathwork experience with her partner Somatic coaching Ecstatic dance The healing power of movement and music    EMOTIONAL EATING CHIT CHATThis is your LAST CHANCE to book a 1-hour Emotional Eating Chit Chat (one-on-one consultation) at the reduced rate of $99. In this 1-hour Emotional Eating Chit Chat , you will learn how to identify your triggers, how to use emotional eating as a symptom to understand the greater issue at hand, how to manage emotional eating and find more satisfying ways to alleviate emotional eating. After May 10th, this offer will no longer be available. Book your Emotional Eating Chit Chat here.  Resources:  Jenn Mansell Website Instagram Book a 1:1 breathwork session with Jenn Mansell  Join Jenn's next free virtual group breathwork session (visit link in bio on Instagram)

I am as God created me. His son can separate from nothing and I am his son. -Gary Renard and Cindy Lora-Renard Today on Small Changes Big Shifts, we have two very special guests, Gary Renard andCindy Lora-Renard who will be hosting a special event, an awakening and empowering full-day workshopLetting Go Of Fear Through the Principles of A Course in Miracles, at theUnity Temple on The Plaza (707 W 47th Street, KCMO 64112)  in Kansas City on Saturday, June 1st from 10am to 5pm. If you pay before May 15th, the day workshop is $95. After May 15th it will be at $125. You may go to CornerstoneFoundation.com for more information and to register. Gary is the acclaimed author of the spiritual classics, The Disappearance of the Universe, and The Lifetimes When Jesus and Buddha Knew Each Other. Cindy Lora-Renard is an international speaker on A Course in Miracles, and the author of A Course in Health and Well-Being. In their workshop, A Course in Miracles, Gary & Cindy will take you through the process of awakening from the dream of separation using the purely non-dualistic thought system of A Course in Miracles. Principles and practices of undoing the ego through true forgiveness will be discussed. Gain a deeper understanding of how the mind works so you can take control of your thoughts and choose peace and oneness over conflict and separation. As a participant, you will learn how to heal all your relationships by changing your perception and interpretations, moving you further on the path of awakening to your reality as Spirit! There will be a guided meditation for further deepening of the material as well as original music performed by Cindy. This is an event you won’t want to miss. Listen and learn from Cindy and Gary in this special interview on how you can shift your perception and attain inner peace today through small changes for bigger shifts. Co-sponsored by the Cornerstone Foundation and Evolving Magazine at Unity Temple on the Plaza, 707 W. 47th Street, Kansas City, MO 64112.  Workshop fee is $95 per person before May 15th | $125 after May 15th. For more information or to register online go to CornerstoneFoundation.com, call (816) 561-4466 or visit Unity Temple on the Plaza.

In this episode, I interview Corey Dennis, Director of Privacy and Counsel at Pharmaceutical Product Development in North Carolina.  Corey talks about his transition from an associate focused on litigation to in-house corporate counsel and how he leveraged his expertise in privacy to make this transition. I speak to a lot of lawyers about their careers and over the years, I have seen a number of themes.  One recurring theme is that many lawyers express interest in transitioning into in-house roles. In-house is seen as a place where a lawyer can become more part of the “team”.  It is also perceived as an opportunity for better work/life balance. Whether this is actually true is a good subject for debate but it remains a goal of many lawyers in private practice. For corporate transactional lawyers, there is a path to in-house that seems clear and we have spoken about this in other episodes of Counsel to Counsel.  But for litigators, the path is less obvious. Litigation is a service that many corporations outsource. While some companies regularly handle litigation in-house, there are fewer direct opportunities to apply these skills in a corporate environment. Corey Dennis is someone who has successfully made this transition and he did it by establishing himself as an expert in privacy. Since 2013, he has worked for PPD, a global contract research organization provides clinical research, laboratory, and related services to  leading biopharma and medical device companies. But prior to that, Corey was an associate at midsized and boutique law firms in Massachusetts focusing on corporate litigation, compliance, and employment law.  He is a graduate of Suffolk University School of Law. Show Highlights Why don’t we start by talking about your current role.  What do you do for PPD on a daily basis?  Sure. I’ll start by giving a bit further background on my company.  PPD manages clinical research for pharma and medical device companies seeking to bring therapeutics to market, from small start-ups and biotechs to the largest pharma companies in the world. This includes clinical trial monitoring, conducting clinical trials, patient recruitment, laboratory testing, and post-approval/real-world evidence consulting services. We are a large organization of 21,000 employees in 48 countries. As you can imagine, this is a highly regulated industry, which is complex and evolving; to succeed in it, you must be analytical, collaborative, adaptable, and business savvy.   At PPD, I’m responsible for managing global data protection compliance, specifically focusing on the U.S./North America, Latin America, and Europe. After being promoted to the Director level in 2017, I took on additional responsibility, and am now managing a team of three attorneys reporting to me, who are based in the U.S. and Spain. My role involves monitoring legislative developments and building/maturing our global privacy program in response to those developments. I work closely with our Chief Privacy Officer, based in the UK, who has been working in the field for over 20 years. I develop policies/procedures, training programs, and guidance to ensure compliance with the challenging regulatory framework in this space, manage privacy-related M&A diligence, and manage other privacy-related issues, such as security incidents. PPD also offers an EU Data Protection Representative Services to our clients, which is akin to a compliance-oriented consulting service to ensure compliance with EU privacy laws. My group spends quite a bit of time focused on this, and EU General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) related issues generally. GDPR and global privacy law compliance has been a challenge for companies in our industry as well as industry wide. Suffice it to say, we’ve been very busy and there’s never a dull moment in this space.   What do you like about your current job? I enjoy working in a challenging field, collaborating with bright and dedicated colleagues throughout the world in a growing and highly successful company, and being focused on the mission of improving health and helping our clients to deliver life-changing therapies. I also enjoy being a subject matter expert in a niche area, and the challenge of staying on top of an evolving regulatory environment. I’m fortunate that I’m able to use my subject matter expertise to help solve complex legal, compliance, and business issues, and ultimately facilitate our mission of improving health while helping the company to operate in a compliant, successful, and ethical manner. Why is privacy such an important issue to life sciences companies and companies in other industries as well? The concepts of privacy and healthcare privacy in particular are not new, dating back as far as ancient times to the Hippocratic oath. What has changed over time, especially in the past 10 years, is that the regulatory framework in this space has rapidly evolving, in part in an attempt to keep up with the new technologies and greater uses of personal information.   There are many reasons why privacy is so important for companies, the most obvious being the need to remain compliant with law and avoid significant fines and liability. Data breaches have been a major area of risk/liability for companies for many years, and the risk of resulting litigation and regulatory enforcement continues to increase. The EU GDPR brought this prominently to the attention of c-suites and boards of directors, given the potential for fines of up to 4% of global revenue.   For many companies, it’s important to focus efforts on privacy to ensure customer trust and maintain a strong reputation from a PR perspective. Privacy-related issues, such as security breaches, tend to diminish consumer trust, company reputation and good will, so it is critical to invest in compliance and ensure a mature program is in place.   What are some examples of challenging privacy issues you confront in your current job? We face a number of challenging issues in our day to day work. Prior to the EU GDPR becoming effective on May 25, 2018, we spent many months preparing. After May 25 came and went, there was a brief moment of respite, but we soon saw a new set of challenges in relation to other new laws enacted globally, including the recently enacted General Data Protection Law in Brazil and California Consumer Privacy Act of 2018 (effective January 2020). These laws have brought significant challenges, not only in matters of legal interpretation, but also simply due to the volume of work and resourcing (e.g., vendor diligence, contract review). I also spend a lot of time on privacy/security diligence for M&A deals. I’m fortunate that PPD has grown through several strategic acquisitions over the past few years. These have been challenging from a resourcing and time-management perspective, but have been very interesting and rewarding experiences.   What are some of the things you do beyond work to build your reputation as a subject matter expert? I’m actively involved in groups and associations in both the privacy and pharma/clinical research fields, including the Association of Clinical Research Organizations (ACRO) and the International Association of Privacy Professionals (IAPP). I regularly publish articles and speak at events on privacy and data security developments.   I obtained a certification in information privacy for the US in 2012 (CIPP/US), and for Europe in 2018. These have helped in terms of demonstrating the required subject matter expertise in this field.   I’ll be speaking on a panel on the extraterritorial applicability of the GDPR—i.e., in what circumstances the law applies to U.S. companies and what they should do about that—at the IAPP Global Summit conference in early May, along with a good group of co-panelists: Ruby Zefo (CPO of Uber), Ed McNicholas (Sidley Austin), and Felicity Fisher (FieldFisher). This is a very important and challenging topic, which is relevant to many companies, so it should be interesting.    What did you do when you were in private practice? Where did you work? I started my legal career as a law clerk in the Connecticut Superior Court, working on behalf of a panel of judges. This was a great learning experience and transition from the academic environment of law school to the law firm world. I was first exposed to data privacy/security law when practicing employment law at Skoler Abbott Presser, which is a boutique management-side employment law firm based in western Massachusetts, with a national practice. When the Massachusetts data security regulations (which were the strictest state regs imposing data security measures generally) were coming into effect back in 2009-2010, our clients had many questions on privacy/security compliance, and I quickly learned how to provide solid advice in this area, at a time when there was little guidance on interpretation for them. I later practiced litigation defense with firms in Boston, but continued to hone my expertise in data privacy compliance, regularly publishing and speaking on the topic, until I ultimately made the transition to in-house privacy at PPD nearly 6 years ago in October 2013.   How is your role now different than when you were in private practice?  How is the day to day rhythm different? No billable hours—that about sums it up. But in all seriousness, in-house roles can be demanding and challenging just as law firm roles are. In private practice, you have the pressures brought on by billable hours as a young associate, and later, for business development.  The day to day challenges when in-house in a global company include meeting time-sensitive business/legal objectives (e.g., urgent contract review and M&A deals), navigating the complexity of a highly matrixed corporate environment, and working with global colleagues (of different time zones and cultures), at times with limited resources. Work life balance and job security tend do to be better in-house.   Which environment is preferred will depend on the person, but I think most, including myself, tend to prefer in-house.  When you were thinking about making the transition to an in-house role, were you consciously thinking that privacy could be a good bridge? Yes—I would say so. I was very interested in transitioning into the privacy field, and I knew that much of the challenging and interesting work in the privacy was being done inhouse (and this has turned out to be true), so this transition was ideal for me.   Are there other skills you tried to develop while in private practice? I practiced primarily litigation while in private practice, and I’ve found that the skills I learned have been very helpful inhouse as well. I do handle some litigation matters now, so these skills have been useful there, and are also helpful in evaluating legal risk/liability and making risk-based judgment calls on important issues.   While in private practice, I was also involved in business development activities, including publishing articles on legal developments and speaking at seminars; these skills have also served me well in my career.   When you were ready to make a move, how did you conduct your search? Primarily online. Networking is certainly important in any job search for a number of reasons; you will gain valuable advice, meet professionals/contacts in your field, and it will help you to better understand your career goals and objectives. But, at least in my case, I found the position itself online and applied through that channel.   Corey, we are just about out of time, are there any parting pearls of wisdom you’d like to share with our audience?  Well, in terms of career advice, I would reiterate the common advice that hard work, dedication, and developing a focused area of interest in a marketable area are important. Research your areas of interest, network with professionals in those areas, and try to find a position where you’ll get some experience in your chosen field, over time building your resume, credentials, and reputation.  The legal field has become more competitive in the last couple decades, so it’s important to find a marketable niche or focus on a growing industry. For me, developing a niche expertise in the growing areas of privacy and healthcare/pharma/clinical research has been useful in my career development. So, look for growing niche areas.  Aside from that, a lawyer’s role as a business partner and consultant has become more important than in the past, so be prepared to demonstrate that you have not only analytical legal skills, but also can succeed in a business capacity.   Corey, I want to thank you for taking the time to speak with me today.  If anyone in our audience has follow up questions, how can they reach you?  Thank you Steve. I enjoyed the discussion with you today and hope it will be helpful to others. I’d be happy to address questions and can be reached at corey.dennis@ppdi.com.   This has been the CounseltoCounsel Podcast with Stephen Seckler.  We’ll be back soon with additional episodes to help you sort out your own career and marketing questions. Until then, thank for listening and please feel free to reach out with any comments to legal@seckler.com .  If you like this show, please review us on iTunes.

After May’s Brexit deal fell apart in parliament this week, James Butler is joined by Richard Seymour to pick apart the politics of Brexit: what is state power? And is sovereignty an illusion – or an indispensable part of politics? And why is the British state so scared of Jeremy Corbyn? http://novaramedia.com/?p=12140

Hi. I’m trapped in no-wifi land at the moment. Just wanted to say a quick hello and let you know that my favorite audio walking tour app — Detour — is offering free audio tours until May 31. I wrote a review of Detour a few months ago, which you can read here.    Unfortunately, Detour has been purchased by Bose and the future of this great walking tour app is unclear. After May 31, the Detour app will stop working. Until then, have an awesome time exploring the world’s best cities with Detour. Even if you don’t live near one of the cities offered, you can still listen remotely and soak in some great storytelling.    Have a great week and talk to you in a few days.      Instagram, Twitter, Facebook     Visit postcardacademy.co for more travel guides and stories.  

The Sirius Report's London Paul discusses the bizarre and suspiciously timed poisoning of ex GRU agent/MI6 asset Sergey Skripal, which Prime Minister Theresa May has just officially laid at the feet of the Russian State for either a deliberate act or losing control of deadly nerve agents. After May's accusations in Parliament, which Moscow has denied as a 'circus show' 'provocation', U.K.-Russia relations are plunging into a Cold War 2 deep freeze. -- JWS We are political scientists, editorial engineers, and radio show developers drawn together by a shared vision of bringing Alternative news through digital mediums that evangelize our civil liberties. Please subscribe for the latest shows daily! http://www.roguemoney.net https://www.facebook.com/ROGUEMONEY.NET/ https://twitter.com/theroguemoney

Episode #0019! Marc, AR, and May discuss Digimon Adventure tri. Part 5 in depth! After May has to leave, we continue on with the news, then swing back to tri. to answer questions from the audience. Questions for future episodes can be sent to podcast@withthewill.net. Show notes can be found at http://podcast.withthewill.net/post/19/

Episode #0019! Marc, AR, and May discuss Digimon Adventure tri. Part 5 in depth! After May has to leave, we continue on with the news, then swing back to tri. to answer questions from the audience. Questions for future episodes can be sent to podcast@withthewill.net. Show notes can be found at http://podcast.withthewill.net/post/19/

Elizabeth's experience with the MCAT test prep companies left her wanting more, so she joined forces with medQuest to start an MCAT course! Links and Other Resources: Full Episode Blog Post MedQuest FastPass video course MedQuest FastPass book on Amazon Save 50% off the course through the month of May 2016 by using the coupon code: medschoolhq (After May 2016, save 20% off the course using the same code.) AAMC’s website Kaplan MCAT prep course Try listening to this podcast on Google Play Music at medicalschoolhq.net/gpm If you need any help with the medical school interview, go to medschoolinterviewbook.com. Sign up and you will receive parts of the book so you can help shape the future of the book. This book will include over 500 questions that may be asked during interview day as well as real-life questions, answers, and feedback from all of the mock interviews Ryan has been doing with students. Are you a nontraditional student? Go check out oldpremeds.org. For more great content, check out www.mededmedia.com for more of the shows produced by the Medical School Headquarters including the OldPremeds Podcast and watch out for more shows in the future! Hang out with us over at medicalschoolhq.net/group. Click join and we’ll add you up to our private Facebook group. Share your successes and miseries with the rest of us. Listen to our podcast for free at iTunes: medicalschoolhq.net/itunes and leave us a review there! Email Ryan at ryan@medicalschoolhq.net or connect with him on Twitter @medicalschoolhq

Great and Mighty is the Lord our God! Psalm 147:5 is the theme verse for our Vactation Bible School beginning on Sunday, June 24. Today we preached the message about the meaning of this simple, yet so profound verse and our Director of Children's Ministries, Mrs. Karen Harrison, closed out our service by sharing with our congregation the prayer guide for VBS leading our church body to pray each day for a specific need of VBS as we approach this great outreach event. Will you join us in prayer, too. Later this week (After May 1), this prayer guide will be on the church's website as www.olivesprings.org. Just click on the "Missions" tab and scroll down to VBS. You will see the VBS Prayer Guide in VBS format. God's blessings to each of you!

Life On Mars ‘OK, let’s warm up with some simple questions. What's your favourite month, Jon?’             ‘My favourite month?’             ‘Yes, your favourite month.’             ‘Owgost. Is easy!’             ‘Owgost?’             ‘Yes, Owgost.’             ‘When's Owgost, Jon?’             ‘When is Owgost?’             ‘Yes. When's Owgost?’             ‘After Julie.’             ‘Julie?’             ‘Yes, Julie.’             ‘And when's Julie?’             ‘When is Julie?’             ‘Yes. When's Julie?’             ‘You no know?’             ‘No, I no know. Er, don't know, sorry.’             ‘After Junie.’             ‘Junie?’             ‘Yes, Junie. After May, no?’             ‘OK, thanks, Jon. Er, all right, can everyone repeat after me—’             ‘AFTER ME.’             ‘Ha ha ha. Now listen carefully . . . JUNE. JUNE. Everyone?’             ‘JUNE.’             ‘Good. And after June comes JuLY. JuLY. Everybody?’             ‘JuLY.’             ‘Good. And then the best month of the lot: AUgust. "OR"gust. Everyone?’             ‘AUgust.’             ‘Excellent! June, JuLY, AUgust. Together, please.’             ‘JUNE, JuLY, AUgust.’             ‘That's better! Now then, let’s see, er . . . So, Jon, what's your favourite month?’             ‘Owgost. I say you! Why you no listen me?’             ‘AUgust, Jon. AUgust.’             ‘Yes. OWgost.’             ‘Look, never mind, Jon. Er, how about you, Janet?’             ‘How about?’             ‘What's your favourite month?’             ‘Mars.’             ‘Mars?’             ‘Yes, Mars.’             ‘That's a planet, Janet.’             ‘Sorry?’             ‘Mars is a planet, Janet. Between the Earth and Jupiter. You can’t miss it.’             ‘Estúpida?! Estupid you!’ . . .