All Serious Subjects

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast. In "Big Business & Alpha Males" hosts Adam and John start with business ideas from Adam's notes, pitching schemes that'll make millions. Then, we talk news, from Trump's new phone to TikTok trends. Next, we get into alpha male boot camps, and their macho man business. We vibe with guys just being dudes at the park, living the bro life. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AllSeriousSubjectsVisit AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/Subscribe for weekly All Serious Subjects, and comment your dumbest business pitch.Timestamps:0:00 Business Ideas Notes16:55 2025 News22:00 Alpha Male Boot Camps29:25 Guys Just Being Dudes at the Park33:30 Riff City43:55 OutroHashtags:#ComedyPodcast #AllSeriousSubjects #FunnyPodcast2025 #AlphaMale #BusinessIdeas #PodcastLaughs #PopCultureComedy #roast #News2025 #RiffComedy #BroHumor

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast... in this episode, "Business Boys," hosts Adam and John do their best. What're your thoughts on the weather? Has it been nice? well that's nice, I've been getting over a sickness. So there's that and also it's a bit warmer than I'd like it to be.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsListen on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJ8ktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIgVisit AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/Subscribe for weekly All Serious Subjects laughs, like if Reddit roasts or Hasan drama fills your void up, and comment your best AITA verdict or what country makes the best bread because no one reads this stuff anyways.Timestamps:0:00 to 1:00 Episode Preview1:00 to 2:34 TikTok Trends and Dusting Death2:34 to 5:04 ICE ICE Baby5:04 to 7:02 Elon and Trump Break Up7:02 to 19:45 LA Protests and Hasan-Asmongold Streamer Drama19:45 to 46:50 Best of Reddit r/AITA46:50 to 47:50 OutroHashtags:#ComedyPodcast #RedditAITA #HasanPiker #AllSeriousSubjects #FunnyPodcast2025 #TikTokTrends #StreamerDrama #ElonTrump #PodcastLaughs #PopCultureComedy #RedditComedy #Asmongold

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast! In "Nothing but Nye," hosts Adam and John bring the laughs to cure your 2025 blues. We kick off with prank calls, dialing up strangers with Bill Nye-inspired science gags. Then, we riff on everything from bad science puns to 2025's wildest news. Next, we dive into weird fan fiction, reading bonkers Bill Nye stories that'll leave you in stitches. It's the funniest podcast for comedy fans! Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4a Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjects Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIg Visit AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/ Subscribe for weekly All Serious Subjects laughs, like if you're cracking up at Nye pranks or fanfic chaos, and comment what Bill Nye fanfic you'd write or your best prank idea! Timestamps: 0:00 to 18:00 Prank Calls 18:00 to 36:00 Riffing 36:00 to 56:17 Weird Fan Fiction 56:17 to 57:17 Outro Hashtags: #ComedyPodcast #BillNye #AllSeriousSubjects #PrankCalls #FunnyPodcast2025 #FanFiction #PodcastLaughs #NyeHumor #PopCultureComedy #ScienceComedy #WeirdFanfic #Comedy2025

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode hosts Adam and John are here to make the tummy ache go away. We start with making love songs. Then, we hit the news. Next, we dive into the FishTank Season 4 trailer, its June 13, 2025 premiere and $8,000 prize. Finally, we explore autism testing, decoding quizzes and neurodiversity insights. It's the best podcast ever.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsListen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIgVisit AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/Subscribe for weekly All Serious Subjects episodes, and comment what type of 'tism you have or what type you think we have.Timestamps:0:00 to 16:16 Making Love Songs16:16 to 19:30 News?19:30 to 23:02 FishTank Season 4 Trailer23:02 to 39:48 Autism Testing#ComedyPodcast #FishTankS4 #AutismTest #AllSeriousSubjects #FunnyPodcast2025 #LoveSongs #News2025 #FishTankLive #TismHumor #PodcastLaughs #PopCultureComedy #SongwritingHumor

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In "Can AI Make a Podcast?" hosts Adam and John explore whether AI can take over podcasting. We start with an intro unpacking the rise of AI creativity, then dive into Gemini making a podcast script, testing Google's AI. Next, we put Grok to the test with its own script, seeing how it stacks up. Finally, we unravel the Tay AI lore, revisiting Microsoft's infamous chatbot.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AllSeriousSubjectsVisit us at AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/Subscribe to All Serious Subjects for more episodes, new episodes drop weekly.Timestamps:0:00 to 1:20 Intro and AI Podcasting Discussion1:20 to 20:35 Gemini Makes a Podcast Script20:35 to 38:55 Grok Makes a Podcast Script38:55 to 44:08 Tay AI Lore44:08 to 45:00 Outro Hashtags:#AI #CanAIMakeAPodcast #AllSeriousSubjects #GeminiAI #GrokAI #TayAI #Podcast2025 #TechPodcast #ArtificialIntelligence #YouTubePodcast #TechNews2025 #InternetCulture

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Free Plane From Qatar," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of viral stories and random internet videos. We kick off with the free plane from Qatar story, talking directing with a "representative" from Qatar. Then, we dive into the Africa WWE Royal Rumble. Next, we break down Kanye West's latest album. Things take a dark turn with a guy's fatal ski jump fail, followed by pranks gone wrong that spiral out of control. We wrap up with a raw look at drinking and driving, and how cool it makes you look.

In this episode hosts Adam and John dive into the world of entrepreneurship in reality TV. We start with a look at Shark Tank's history, breaking down the show's other versions and how it became so popular in America. , we unpack Kettle Gryp, a fitness game-changer (crap piece of injection molded plastic) pitched to the Sharks, followed by Calm Strips, a unique (idiotic) anxiety-relief product. Next, we explore Blowzee, a dumb hygiene solution for blowing out candles, and wrap up with Over EZ Chicken Coop, a backyard farming innovation...made by the Amish so we know its good.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsListen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIgVisit us at AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allserioussubjects.com/ Subscribe to All Serious Subjects for more episodes, like if you're hooked on Shark Tank pitches, and drop your favorite Shark Tank product or deal in the comments below! New episodes drop weekly. Timestamps:0:00 to 2:44 Intro and Shark Tank History2:44 to 16:20 Kettle Gryp16:20 to 27:52 Calm Strips28:06 to 34:13 Blowzee34:13 to 51:42 Over EZ Chicken Coop Hashtags:#SharkTank #AllSeriousSubjects #KettleGryp #CalmStrips #Blowzee #OverEZChickenCoop #PodcastClip #Entrepreneurship #BusinessPitch #RealityTV #YouTubePodcast #SharkTankDeals

In this podcast episode we explore the fascinating connection between the economic turmoil of 2008 and the movies that captivated audiences during that time. Discover how films like Up, Slumdog Millionaire, and The Dark Knight provided both escapism and reflection during a period of uncertainty. We'll delve into how the crisis influenced cinematic trends and even touch upon the current state of cinema in 2025. Get ready for an engaging discussion filled with movie clips and insightful commentary!

In this episode, "The Continual Kanye Crash Out and Chris Chan," hosts Adam and John. We kick off with Ye Dolf's latest Twitter crash out, dissecting Kanye's wild X posts and their fallout. Then, we reflect on Pope Francis's passing, riffing on nicotine and its cultural grip. Next, we explore Latin America's weather girls, focusing on their viral “cleavage with the weather” appeal. We take a nostalgic trip through old phone designs, from flip phones to BlackBerrys, before diving into a Florida woman's unthinkable crime. Finally, we unpack the Chris Chan arrest and lore, diving deep into an internet culture's strange saga.

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Straight White Fantasies," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of pop culture and chaos. We dive into a Lenny Kravitz house tour, making critical judgments about the decor and drawing parallels to the problems in modern society. Then, we unpack the Drake and Josh drama and reconciliation, diving into the Nickelodeon saga that's got everyone buzzing. Things shift gears with cop chases in Ohio, exploring the high-speed madness. It's a blend of celebrity gossip, social commentary, and real-world craziness.

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "This Week in r/WallStreetBets," we jump into the wild world of Reddit's r/WallStreetBets community. We start with the Hawk Tuah Girl "Miss Tuah" pageant, then touch on whatever's passing for news these days. We break down a WSB user losing their own cash, question what a dollar even is, and share some of the best Reddit comments you'll ever read. Things escalate with a WSB user losing 30k of their parents' money, their dad now threatening to pull them from college. We wrap up solving a crime in Cleveland, Ohio, because why not?

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "I Miss the Old Kanye," we dig into Kanye West with a nod to the past. We unpack DJ Akademiks' interview with Kanye, zeroing in on moments that echo the old Kanye vibe we miss. Then, we tie Kanye's unpredictable energy to the Chappelle Show's Clayton Bigsby skit—the resemblance is uncanny. Things take a turn with a prank on Crumbl Cookies' support chat, and we cap it off with an off-the-rails murder mystery tangent.

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this hilarious episode, we break down the ultimate fast food tier list, ranking the best and worst of your favorite chains. From Raising Cane's sauce snobs (who dares ask for anything else?) to the undeniable greatness of Waffle House, we've got hot takes and wild riffs. Adam shares a creepy story of being groped by an older kid in a Cici's Pizza arcade, while we pitch genius (or insane) ideas like an abortion clinic/taco truck hybrid and Uber for guns. Plus, enjoy our sarcastic AI-made “Happy Birthday Reid” video roasting him for not jumping on Solana crypto, and stick around for a chaotic prank call to a car dealer.Love fast food debates? Crave unhinged comedy? Hit that subscribe button, like if Waffle House is your 2 a.m. MVP, and drop your own fast food rankings in the comments! New episodes of the All Serious Subjects podcast drop Saturdays at 11:30 AM Mountain Time—don't miss out!

Welcome to All Serious Subjects' "Asmongold House Tour" episode. We start with Asmongold's disgusting house...maggot-infested food and garbage everywhere. We talk about the alleged idea that he's sending all his cash to the IDF, leaving his place a dump. Next, we break down the oddball Tesla promo with Trump at the White House, then follow Andrew Tate and his crew to a Vegas casino: mocking their big egos, casual slurs, and Tate's allegations. Finally, we tear into Dubai's gaudy, over-the-top excess and why it sucks. Tune in for more!

Did Mike Majlak Do This to Emily Willis? Strap in for a raw, uncensored dive into the adult film world's wildest secrets. From Viagra-powered shoots under scorching lights to Bill Bailey's booze-fueled crash, we're spilling the tea on porn's toughest gigs. The pressures are insane, the enhancers are everywhere, and the stories are unreal—jack into our holes and get the unfiltered truth. Is the industry breaking its stars? Hit play and find out. Follow us: Discord - https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4a TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjects Website - https://www.allserioussubjects.com

Get ready for a great episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast! Adam and John explore bizarre baby names like Ray Farty and Ninja Egg Salad—social media's funniest name fails. Discover the Clean Camper Bidet, the ultimate RV camping upgrade for stress-free boondocking. We also imagine Gaza as a hipster paradise with cat cafes and rubble amusement parks. Enjoy laughs, bidet reviews, and satire on Trump, Zelensky, and JD Vance's diplomacy. Perfect for comedy podcast fans, RV camping enthusiasts, and lovers of offbeat news. Listen now for a wild, unforgettable ride!

Youtube really hated the fact that we watched a video and cut this thing down but here in all its audio glory, the full episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John give you sweet sweet Sharia Love.

The military is invading your thoughts and it's doing it by appealing to the inner gooner. #egirls are now in the military trying their breast to get you to enlist. There is also a new AI chat bot in town. Elon Musk and xAI have shot up the leaderboards and now Grok is on top. Foor how long? who knows, but it's better than the other ones in my experience since it allows you to goof around. Also Sydney Sweeney has some big cans, scientifically. The subjects couldn't get more serious on the latest installment of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John try their best to make a slur heavy episode for you to enjoy, so you better enjoy.

Hey everyone, Brayden here with another breaking Disney news update, this time coming from Kanye West. There's also a lot of Super Bowl Commercial talk that turns into early 2000s commercial talk. Either way you slice it, it's Adam and John and this is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast

Adam and John get serious this episode and talk the "reasons" behind the Luka Doncic trade, watch Glorilla videos, and chat with AI in this episode. All that and more on the latest and greatest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podast.

Trump is launching crypto meme coins and pardoning people. A very interesting start to his second term. John and Adam fill you in and fill you up with all the latest news and the most serious of subjects on this weeks episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast.

California is burning down. Fire sale in the real estate sector in the LA metro area. What else do you follow that with? Burt (fishtank season 3 winner and known gay sex worker) outs Connor (fishtank season 3 freeloader and quoted saying "I'm not cool with any gay sh*t") as someone that gets pegged on the reg by T girl sex workers. Not judging, it's just intersting. All this and more on the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast.

Where do the subjects go when the serious has left the station? Our top scientists investigating this issue have found evidence that they hibernate inside the ears of eccentric, cool, and totally stylish listeners of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Now press play already and start doing TikTok dances with us.

Those of us at the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast do not condone the haphazard consumption of an irresponsible amount of uninspected man meat. However, we do recognize the dedication, iron will, and S-tier gag-reflex needed to accomplish such silly goosery. That being said, godspeed, and always remember to spit on that thang.

What happens when you're enjoying a typical night over at the pad with the boys and all of a sudden Kyle walks through the dude den door wearing a set of authentic 18th century Provencal undergarments, opaque and as ornate as a tea time doily? I can't explain what came over me, it was as if I was possessed by Beelzebub himself. I shan't recount the acts I committed towards Kyle, my beloved bro. In retrospect, my therapist reassured me that it was only a case of hallucinations caused by rapid onset schizophrenia as a result of consuming an irresponsible amount of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast on my favorite streaming platform. Consequently, I bit my thumb at her and continued on with enjoying the questionable at best thoughts of West Virginia's favorite mentally challenged comedy duo Adam & John.

Rogan believes in dragons? A CEO was murdered? Hunter Biden was pardoned? What is this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast with Adam and John? You bet your buns it is.

This episode is mostly John recapping fishtank live to Adam, but it's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Enjoy

The Christian Conservative Podcast is here (CCP) from the All Serious Subjects (ASS). Adam and John are the podcast saviors no one asked for.

You feel that right? I feel Mike Tyson's presences. His tongue on my not homosexual rim. Whispering sweet something's into my ear, and calling me gay. But he was the one to invite me over to dinner and into those silk sheets. He's the one that pulled me in tight to let me know he cared, but yet he calls me gay...what give? John and Adam give, they give back to the community by doing illegal street takeovers and making sure that people that hit others can get away from the repercussions. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast for all this and so much more.

The time is now, the place is here, and the podcast is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Don't you hate stepping on a hard L like a rake in a cartoon. Don't you hate those people that you hate like that lady at your work that is extra nosey for seemingly no reason. I mean there was the one time got caught by her vaping in the hallway. Boss didn't seem to care too much, but she just has it out for you. Fuck that lady. The All Serious Subjects podcast has your back, neck, pussy and crack. Adam and John are there for the ultimate trust fall.

Walking through the streets is tough. You could encounter anything out there, but you should stay inside. You're fragile. Stay safe and listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast

It was a bright and early Saturday morning. The Tuesdays were at 9, the Poopy was Dickums, and, god damn it, why are all the alley children making an offering to Beelzebub? This isn't Ekron. This is the All Serious Subjects Podcast (ASS) and today we're going to get INTERPOL on our boy butts with all these sickeningly serious Talibanese subjects we're piloting towards those ears of yours. Also Cleveland.

The back are boys and ever than better. I smell toast, but still think you should press play. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here to fill the void of your father's approval. We know it doesn't completely do it, but in this case it's the thought that counts. Also I started a credit card in your name if that's cool. They gave a credit limit of $6,000 so I spent that on a sick VR setup to watch p*rn. Hope that's cool. Also the podcast is good.

Line 'em up. The boys are back and serious. That's right, Adam and John brought you another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, even though you never asked for it. No one really ever did. We just forced this thing up on youtube and podcast platforms in the hope for the validation our parents never gave us.

I can't read any of this. What's even going on? Oh yea, The dictator John is here and his lackey Adam and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back. None of this makes sense. Listen anyways or you let them win.

The time for the Presidential debaters are here. and the decision is made for you because the incumbent dropped out almost immediately after hearing how bussin' his opponent is. The ballots should be cast as soon as you hear this message so rush to the polls and vote for freaky friday and lesbian monster trucks. Or at least that's what they want you to think. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast will always keep you on your toes. Also we got your nose. Listen to the podcast for instruction s on how to safely retrieve it.

It's a day to remember and a deal to never forget. 2 whole footlong subs for just $9.11!?!? Can you believe it? I haven't seen such a deal since the British invaded in 1812. The deal of a lifetime on trucks as well, and Nate is the hook up. Also the Us presidential debate recap, but the worst recap ever. All this and more on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John's stupidity has no limits.

The answers are here and a g*n will change the battle dynamic significantly between bears and gorillas. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has you, you can rest easy knowing Adam and John have your back and you interests in mind.

As the walls close in and your sense of reality wavers, you'll grapple with the maddening details of this hyper-realistic showroom. Just when you think you've deciphered the path to freedom, the twist reveals that your entrapment was nothing more than a vivid hallucination. Join us as we unravel the surreal experience of IKEA's design deception, blending what you thought was and what you think is. Who is podcast? All Serious Subjects (ASS) is podcast is the answer. Adam and John will lead you through the twists and turns of the MC Escher stairs.

Happy Birthday to Meech and Castro from the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast hosts, Adam and John. And we hope that if you listen to this you don't feel like we shouldn't be friends. Also big thank you to our Senior Black Correspondent, J-Rad. We learned a lot and hoped you did too, mayo isn't as cool as we once thought.

In a world, where sandwiches can drive. The future is now, or at least once this car dealer decides he actually wants to do his job. But does anyone want to do their job? I can empathize with a man just phoning it in on company time. The best time poop is on the clock. These are words to live by. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is all about passing on knowledge and wisdom to the community. Especially the children. Because iPad kids are the future, and we're f*cked

It's the boyz, and the boyz are the original boyz. Just doing boy stuff inside another boy (jk, ;)) These boyz don't flake on you like like those fake boyz. Adam and John and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) crew made a pledge to not get lost inside another man's gooey innards. Join in on the pledge and fend off those thoughts.

The podcast to end all podcasts is thinking about making another podcast. That's right you're listening to (or about to) the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John stay on track and talk about the news. A steakhouse was burglarized, and we are getting to the bottom of it. Also there are so many deals to be had with low balling car sales people. All this and more if you look under your seat.

Jokes on you, it's not as cool as it sounds, it's just a Wilfred Brimley movie from 1983. And not really a "Wilfred Brimley" movie either, he's just in it, but what is cool, is this vibrator that vibrates every time Adam thinks of the n-word. So he be vibin, if you na what I b satin' slime. So listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Where Adam and John get to the top of things instead of the bottom. Casue they ain't no bottom feeders, yo.

I'm so homosexual and mentally handicapped. Oh is this thing on? We're recording? Well, it's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, or at least that's what I think this is. It could be a strip club for people that have lower than normal IQs and the grabbing is intense. Either way, good luck and press play.

Newest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here. Adam and John have all the time in the world to tickle your ears.