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Internet meme, involving tricking someone into seeing or hearing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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Cover Band Confidential's Podcast
Episode 379: Gear, Gigs, Downtime, and Freebird is Back?

Cover Band Confidential's Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 36:03


This week we're keeping it light with a grab bag of hot takes straight from our Slack channel — because holiday gigs are frying our brains and y'all deserve something snackable.We're talking:•Ray-Ban Meta's - new gig essential?• Is “Freebird” the new Rickroll?• How much time should really be between soundcheck and downbeat (spoiler: it's not 30 minutes, Kevin).• Why the best critique comes wrapped in a compliment sandwich.• And a little love for our global Slack fam (what up, Australia

The Mark & Jess Replay
May 16, 2025: I'm An Auctioneer, A Tiny Dog and A New Rick Roll

The Mark & Jess Replay

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 9:50


I need to start training to become an auctioneer. The world's shortest dog might live here in Canada! Is there a new version of the "Rick Roll!?" All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay.

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, Supernatural, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved
HAPPY APRIL FEARS DAY: Hauntings, Hexes, and Hair-Raising Happenings

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, Supernatural, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 43:00


From vengeful spirits and haunted houses to ghost trains, talking cats, and a lake monster with a taste for swimmers — these chilling tales will make you think twice before laughing off April Fools Day.Darkness Syndicate members get the ad-free version of #WeirdDarkness: https://weirddarkness.com/syndicateIN THIS EPISODE: This episode was originally aired on April 1st, 2019. Many podcasts and YouTube channels today are taking advantage of the date on the calendar and playing practical jokes on their subscribers in celebration of All Fools Day. I admit, I was tempted to begin a story and then Rick-Roll you, but instead I thought it might be fun to bring some dark stories into today's podcast that have a funny or amusing twist to them. Still creepy, but comical as well. I don't believe any of these stories are true – but that doesn't mean they're not entertaining.CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…00:00:00.000 = Disclaimer and Show Open (Coming Up In This Episode)00:01:38.877 = Bear Lake Monster00:03:42.608 = Ghost On The Tracks00:05:59.866 = I'm Coming Down Now00:09:57.975 = Never Mind Them Watermelons00:12:43.486 = Piece By Piece00:15:16.746 = That Pesky Fellow00:19:08.842 = The Black Cat's Message00:25:56.201 = The Skeleton00:29:30.630 = Tommy Knockers00:33:22.117 = Wait Until Emmet Comes00:36:13.344 = You Can't Get Out00:37:45.330 = Turnabout Is Fair Play00:41:47.803 = Show Close, Verse, and Final ThoughtSOURCES AND RESOURCES FROM THE EPISODE…All stories in this episode were gathered and rewritten by S. E. Schlosser. You can find links to all of the books these stories are pulled from at https://amzn.to/43Gk6om.=====(Over time links seen above may become invalid, disappear, or have different content. I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use whenever possible. If I somehow overlooked doing so for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I will rectify it in these show notes immediately. Some links included above may benefit me financially through qualifying purchases.)= = = = ="I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46= = = = =WeirdDarkness® is a registered trademark. Copyright ©2025, Weird Darkness.=====Originally aired: April 01, 2019EPISODE PAGE at WeirdDarkness.com (includes list of sources): https://weirddarkness.com/aprilfears

ParaPower Mapping
SAMPLE - Epstein + JFK FilesOp (Pt. II): The Weaponization of Conspiracy & Deep State Disclosure ft. Eyes Wide Open

ParaPower Mapping

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 65:34


Subscribe to the PPM Patreon to access all 2 hrs + of the second half of Epstein FilesOp. Thank you for supporting the show:patreon.com/ParaPowerMappingTime for the final installment in the new joint investigation w/ espionage historian Eyes Wide Open into the MAGA - PayPal Mafia ruling coalition's recent counterfeit, Rickroll-esque "Epstein files release"... Aka Trump & AG Pam Bondi's "Binders Full of Epstein" stunt (that's a patent Klonny pun, no one steal it) that delivered doubly redacted reams of already released Epstein docs into the hands of a smattering of Zion°ist RW influencers like Chabadnik Libs of TikTok, Alan Dershowitz's buddy Mike Cernovich (who helped Dersh to use lawfare in an effort to attempt to intimidate Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre into staying silent), and Jewish Nat'l Fund surrogate and sometimes sportscaster (as well as the daughter of Israelis) Emily Austin.Check out EWO's documentaries on the history of the CIA here: https://www.youtube.com/@eyes_wideopen And his Patreon here:patreon.com/eyeswideopen

Podferatu
Episode 152: Podferatu Slashback To 1988

Podferatu

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 29:25


In which Jorge and JT set their Swatches and Rickroll their way back to 1988!We'd love to hear from you!

ParaPower Mapping
Epstein FilesOp (Pt. I): The Weaponization of Conspiracy & Deep State Disclosure w/ Eyes Wide Open

ParaPower Mapping

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 39:00


Follow PPM on Patreon FOR FREE to access the entirety of this episode:patreon.com/ParaPowerMappingThe new joint investigation w/ espionage historian Eyes Wide Open into the MAGA - PayPal Mafia ruling coalition's recent counterfeit, Rickroll-esque "Epstein files release"... Aka Trump & AG Pam Bondi's "Binders Full of Epstein" stunt (that's a patent Klonny pun, no one steal it) that delivered doubly redacted reams of already released Epstein docs into the hands of a smattering of Zion°ist RW influencers like Chabadnik Libs of TikTok, Alan Dershowitz's buddy Mike Cernovich (who helped Dersh to use lawfare in an effort to attempt to intimidate Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre into staying silent), and Jewish Nat'l Fund surrogate and sometimes sportscaster (as well as the daughter of Israelis) Emily Austin.Comprehensive episode notes & index viewable on the Patreon.Please support the show by subbing to the Patreon and sharing the noid news.Check out EWO's documentaries on the history of the CIA here: https://www.youtube.com/@eyes_wideopen And his Patreon here:patreon.com/eyeswideopen

q: The Podcast from CBC Radio
Rick Astley doesn't have an attitude about Rickrolling — anymore

q: The Podcast from CBC Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 36:38


In the 1980s, Rick Astley became a global superstar with hits like “Never Gonna Give You Up” and “Together Forever.” But then, at age 27, he quit the business. That could have been the end of the story, but then the Rickroll meme of the mid-2000s brought him back to the world's attention. Now, Rick has released a new memoir, “Never,” in which he opens up about his strange and incredible life. He joins Tom Power to share some of those stories.

Minion Death Cult
#693 I absolutley love a good Rick Roll, but when discussing the child sex trafficked and their ruined lives, this is not the time.

Minion Death Cult

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 91:04


TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had.  AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare PLUS: Hitting your emo son or daughter--is it good to? The facebook comment section tackles an anti-spanking anthem from a high-minded emo(?) band. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  one week left to preorder merch at miniondeathcultmerch.bigcartel.com  Music: MACINTOSH PLUS - 02 リサフランク420 - 現代のコンピュー Hella- Welcome to the Jungle Baby, Your Gonna Live!

The Ryan Kelley Morning After
TMA (3-5-25) Hour 1 - Muddy Feet In The Pool

The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 95:00


(00:00-40:13) Analysis and insight peppered in throughout the program. Dougs a ball knower. E-Mail of the Day controversy from yesterday. Audio from our co-host and part-time Billiken Coach Josh Schertz talking about the loss last night at Dayton. Billikens gonna have to get hot to win this baby. Jordan Walker left yesterday's game with an apparent knee injury yesterday. Pestus has some opinions on the EMOTD controversy, an apology for Jackson, and appreciative of his prize pack. Sargent Major Rose is next up and has high praise for Design Aire. (40:21-1:08:51) Rogers and Hammertoe is at it again with a Blues banger. Jeremy Rutherford in The Athletic alluding to Schenn maybe being on the move here shortly. How will this new song affect things? Would Schenn waive his no-trade? Doug's skeptical on what you could get in return. It's snowing sideways. (1:09:01-1:34:51) What does Rick Roll mean? Jackson's not cut out to run for office. Sometimes to feel alive, you gotta die a little. If you enjoy sleeping indoors, you're not rooting for the Chiefs or Cubs. Martin doesn't wanna break Neighbor Bill's heart. Quitting the NFL. Cork Ball. Doug likes Girl Scout Cookies. The Plumber is on the line with a snow question for Doug. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Ryan Kelley Morning After
TMA (3-5-25) Hour 1 - Muddy Feet In The Pool

The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 99:30


(00:00-40:13) Analysis and insight peppered in throughout the program. Dougs a ball knower. E-Mail of the Day controversy from yesterday. Audio from our co-host and part-time Billiken Coach Josh Schertz talking about the loss last night at Dayton. Billikens gonna have to get hot to win this baby. Jordan Walker left yesterday's game with an apparent knee injury yesterday. Pestus has some opinions on the EMOTD controversy, an apology for Jackson, and appreciative of his prize pack. Sargent Major Rose is next up and has high praise for Design Aire. (40:21-1:08:51) Rogers and Hammertoe is at it again with a Blues banger. Jeremy Rutherford in The Athletic alluding to Schenn maybe being on the move here shortly. How will this new song affect things? Would Schenn waive his no-trade? Doug's skeptical on what you could get in return. It's snowing sideways. (1:09:01-1:34:51) What does Rick Roll mean? Jackson's not cut out to run for office. Sometimes to feel alive, you gotta die a little. If you enjoy sleeping indoors, you're not rooting for the Chiefs or Cubs. Martin doesn't wanna break Neighbor Bill's heart. Quitting the NFL. Cork Ball. Doug likes Girl Scout Cookies. The Plumber is on the line with a snow question for Doug. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pull To Open
Breaking Dad (Reliving “Father's Day”)

Pull To Open

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 93:27


When Doctor Who returned in 2005, timey-wimey twists like Rose saving her dad in Father's Day had rarely been seen on screen. But one entire Moffat era later, audiences are more sophisticated. So how does this small-scale Tyler tale land 20 years later? Do we still fear the Reapers? Grab your chunky carphone and make it to the church on time as we go all Back to the Future in 1987 — and don't miss the Rickroll, because Pull to Open really is never gonna give you up. Give your own rating for Father's Day on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!Subscribe to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a True Companion of the podcast to get new episodes before everyone else!Subscribe to our newsletter at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠pulltoopen.net⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for extended notes on Father's Day.Support the podcast by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠becoming a patron⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ of Pull To Open on Patreon.Please review Pull To Open on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Timeline:Intro 00:00:00Previously… 00:02:01Whomoji Challenge 00:08:04POLL to Open 00:13:44TL;DW 00:20:42Commentary: Father's Day 00:22:17History Corner 00:59:07Four Questions to Doomsday 01:03:11What If the Evil Plot Had Succeeded? 01:09:17Where Is the Clara Splinter? 01:13:38Final Judgment 01:17:29Randomizer! 01:25:28Follow us on:TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen63⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen63⁠⁠⁠⁠X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen63⁠⁠⁠⁠Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen63⁠⁠⁠⁠Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@pulltoopen⁠⁠⁠⁠Play ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pull To Open Bingo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (NEW upgraded card!)Story EssentialsSeries 1, Episode 8Story number: 166, per the The Pull To Open CodexWriter: Paul CornellDirector: Joe AhearneScript editor: Helen RaynorShowrunner: Russell T. DaviesAired 14 May 2005Pull To Open: Father's DaySeason 6Episode 5Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pete Pachal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Chris Taylor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Music: Martin West/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Thinking Fish⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠©️AnyWho Media LLC 2025Doctor Who ©️BBC 1963

Nation of Jake
Rick Rolled By The Epstein Files

Nation of Jake

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 123:03


The biggest headline all day was that the Epstein Files would begin its first phase of exposure. Hours later, however, we had nothing but a photo-op and some binders. To make matters worse, House Judiciary GOP's X account put up a link to the files, and it was a link to the Rick Roll music video!! Also on the show, we learned that Hollywood legend Gene Hackman passed away at 95, along with his wife. We spend much of the show talking to listeners about their favorite movies featuring the two-time Oscar winner. Jake also talks to syndicated columnist Ron Hart on his latest political piece. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mix Mornings and More
Rick Roll and Animal Orgies

Mix Mornings and More

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 19:40


In this episode, Marina and John talk about Rickrolling and animal orgies. Guess which topic was John's?

It's Vegas Y'all
Episode 39: It's A Zoftig Magic Rickroll, Y'all

It's Vegas Y'all

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 89:59


In this episode, the Rig Crew helps us build a fun Q&A episode. AND, Rig Crew member, Rick becomes a Vegas storytelling legend. ENJOY!

Better Buddies
Episode 277: Himalayan Werewolves

Better Buddies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 60:57


Welcome to Season 2! This week the Buddies revel in the Rickroll one more time, discuss the spiciest foods they've eaten, and give advice about if it's better to have no body hair or be hairy as a werewolf. Share with a friend! Recommendations: Rings of Power (Amazon show), Captain America Brave New World (movie), Common Side Effects (Adult Swim show) Contact us: Facebook X Email Youtube

Daily Shower Thoughts
Out there is person, who did the rickroll first | + 28 more...

Daily Shower Thoughts

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 6:05


The Daily Shower Thoughts podcast is produced by Klassic Studios. [Promo] Check out the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ [Promo] Like the soothing background music and Amalia's smooth calming voice? Then check out "Terra Vitae: A Daily Guided Meditation Podcast" here at our show page [Promo] The Daily Facts Podcast. Get smarter in less than 10 minutes a day. Pod links here Daily Facts website. [Promo] The Daily Life Pro Tips Podcast. Improve your life in less than 10 minutes a day. Pod links here Daily Life Pro Tips website. [Promo] Check out the Get Happy Headlines podcast by my friends, Stella and Mickey. It's a podcast dedicated to bringing you family friendly uplifting stories from around the world. Give it a listen, I know you will like it. Pod links here Get Happy Headlines website. Shower thoughts are sourced from reddit.com/r/showerthoughts Shower Thought credits: saltthewater, Chassian, mouthygoddess, thefunnywhereisit, Basscyst, wilhelmtherealm, D1g1ta1x, FlavorBlastedCheerio, diatom777, Main-Thought6040, MynameisAnmol, _AlbertCole, TIFUstorytime, Dogen_Zo, hany3112, trutexn, Hardcorish, Pard01, golferdudeag, , orion5000, DavidAssBednar, mematic-gay, redditjoda, HugoEmbossed, FalseGix, Mouse222222, WhisperingSideways, Dunkableballs, Ok_Present_6508 Podcast links: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ZNciemLzVXc60uwnTRx2e Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daily-shower-thoughts/id1634359309 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/daily-dad-jokes/daily-shower-thoughts iHeart: https://iheart.com/podcast/99340139/ Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a5a434e9-da18-46a7-a434-0437ec49e1d2/daily-shower-thoughts Website: https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/dailyshowerthoughts Social media links Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DailyShowerThoughtsPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DailyShowerPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/DailyShowerThoughtsPodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailyshowerthoughtspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OHM-G Podcast
Surrender vs. Giving Up: The Human Aversion to Surrender and the Spiritual Rick-Roll

OHM-G Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 27:58


As we move through our spiritual journey we come upon instances that require surrender more often than not. The Ego tries to assert its dominance. But in those moments we know we have to let go of the how and then when. Our “job” is to simply be ready to act when the Universe provides the opportunity. That sounds like quite the lovely arrangement, doesn't it? So, why is it that to the human condition the act of surrender can make us feel like we simply need to completely give up? What is it about “being human” that makes the need to surrender feel so alien? Oftentimes the deeper we go into Shadow Work the louder our Ego screams. But the harder we lean into that discomfort the stronger our reliance on Source can become. It's almost like a “Spiritual Rick-Roll”. When you think you don't have the capacity to surrender; to accept and integrate the parts of ourselves that we tend to deny;  the Universe just comes straight at us out of the blue in the voice of the illustrious Rick Astley

The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]
‘The Sad Truth'

[ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 3:22


GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Gerald’s World.
‘The Sad Truth'

Gerald’s World.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 3:22


GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Cigars Liquor And More
392 A.I.s Rick Roll People with AVO Classic and Montifaud VS

Cigars Liquor And More

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 45:31


They discuss helpful AIs Rickrolling people. They also discuss what the rules are for being called a Cognac. They smoke the AVO Classic and drink the Chateau Montifaud Cognac VS. https://futurism.com/the-byte/ai-startup-rickrolling

Holler!
Holler! 127: The Egyptian Pyramid Power Plant with SDF's David William Myers

Holler!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024


Rick Roll yourself into the afterlife. Enjoy this well balanced episode of conspiracy chatter, live music from the uber talented David Myers, and CAMO Energy giveaways. Were the pyramids built as part of an ancient power grid? Did the government silence Nikola Tesla? Did you know that Gracie's first word ever was a yawn? Do you want to join an online group of nearly 175,000 like minded individuals who champion free artistic performances streamed 24/7 while never leaving your couch? Look no further than the Facebook group Socially Distant Fest (aka SDF) at the url below. If you're looking to stream your very own performance or watch and support others, this is your group to join for free. This Holler! podcast is proudly powered by CAMO Energy (url below).  #TeamOregano #BlameSteveHarvey #NormalizeBraces CAMO ENERGY http://camo.energy Socially Distant Fest http://facebook.com/sociallydistantfest

The Mint Condition: NFT and Digital Collectibles Entertainment

In this episode of Mid Mic Daily Bite, AI-generated hosts Bunchu and Chamber tackle a fascinating and humorous case study in AI development. The discussion centers around an incident where Lindy's AI, created by Flo Crivello, accidentally sent a "Rickroll" video instead of the intended tutorial. The hosts break down how this mistake occurred due to the AI's ability to pick up on internet culture and how Crivello had to refine the AI's training to avoid such mishaps. Bunchu and Chamber then delve deeper into the broader implications of AI training, emphasizing the challenges developers face in balancing vast data sets with accurate, context-aware responses. They explore the potential risks and rewards of AI's interaction with popular culture and how developers must constantly monitor and adjust their models to ensure they behave as intended.The episode also touches on the human side of AI development, with the hosts reflecting on the importance of understanding both the technical and ethical aspects of AI. They highlight the fine line between an AI that enhances user experience and one that could unintentionally disrupt it with unexpected behavior.Listeners are treated to a blend of technical insight and light-hearted commentary, making this episode both informative and entertaining. Whether you're an AI enthusiast or just curious about the quirks of modern technology, this episode offers a compelling look at the ever-evolving world of artificial intelligence.Source: https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/founder-had-train-ai-not-193740795.htmlFollow Us:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@midmiccrisisInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/midmiccrisis/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mid.mic.crisis?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/MidMicCrisisPowered by @dGenNetworkWebsite: https://dgen.network/Support the Show.

Astro League Fantasy Podcast
Aussie NFL Fantasy Show - TE Rankings with Ian Tomlinson

Astro League Fantasy Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 69:14


Talor and Matty are get all fan-girly as they are joined by host of G'day Gridiron - Ian Tomlinson! Learn about a position in sport that is not merely a job but is a lifestyle, get your screamo Rick Roll and join a dystopian adventure - all in the first 15 minutes. Ian brings is expertise to the TE rankings as the fellas debate the Top 5 for Fantasy in 2024 and why Talor won't get his #1 TE but Ian will get his #3 TE a lot! Part 2 arrives Sunday Support the show and a find a Lettuce Sandwich shirt or a G'day Gridiron hoodie from the merch store! https://linktr.ee/aussiegridironnetwork

Shrimp Hours Presents
100: anti-rickroll

Shrimp Hours Presents

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 121:25


This week DT, S1ap, Rusty, Cody, Ed, Caleb, and Ben celebrate 100 episodes! We talk dog gangs, take a look down memory lane at our favorite moments, and S1ap finally reveals what's behind the door. Get the Season 2 merch!!

That 80s Show SA - The Podcast
That 80s Show | Where are the Police Academy cadets now | Don in a Heartbeat

That 80s Show SA - The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 36:06


Beatboxing for Simon Cowell, opening for Nirvana and a 1 -man stage show - we find out what the cast of Police Academy got up to when they handed in their badges. Dori recommends a movie-not-movie that starred Don Johnson, Giancarlo Esposito, Lori Singer, Sandahl Bergman, Luiz Guzman, David Carradine and Willie Nelson - that wasn't a movie at all. Another round of ''Guess the 80s song by the first line'' that includes a brutal Rick Roll.

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, Supernatural, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

This episode was originally aired on April 1st, 2019. Many podcasts and YouTube channels today are taking advantage of the date on the calendar and playing practical jokes on their subscribers in celebration of All Fools Day. I admit, I was tempted to begin a story and then Rick-Roll you, but instead I thought it might be fun to bring some dark stories into today's podcast that have a funny or amusing twist to them. Still creepy, but comical as well. I don't believe any of these stories are true – but that doesn't mean they're not entertaining.SOURCES AND REFERENCES FROM THE EPISODE…All stories in this episode were gathered and rewritten by S. E. Schlosser. You can find links to all of the books these stories are pulled from at https://amzn.to/43Gk6om. Weird Darkness theme by Alibi Music Library. = = = = =(Over time links seen above may become invalid, disappear, or have different content. I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use whenever possible. If I somehow overlooked doing so for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I will rectify it in these show notes immediately. Some links included above may benefit me financially through qualifying purchases.)= = = = ="I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46= = = = =WeirdDarkness® is a registered trademark. Copyright ©2024, Weird Darkness.= = = = =Originally aired: PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT: https://weirddarkness.com/happy-april-fears-day-weirddarkness/

Music History Today
Marvin Gaye & Scott Joplin die, The First Rickroll Happens: Music History Today Podcast April 1

Music History Today

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 13:29


Happy April Fools Day!! On the April 1edition of the Music History Today podcast, the date is all about loss. MC Hammer suffers a financial loss, two groups lose their lead singers, & two legends lose the ultimate battle. ALL MUSIC HISTORY TODAY  PODCAST NETWORK LINKS - https://allmylinks.com/musichistorytoday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/musichistorytodaypodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/musichistorytodaypodcast/support

Music History Today
Mariah Carey & Lady Gaga Are Born: Music History In Depth Podcast March 26 - April 1

Music History Today

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 26:50


On this week's episode of the Music History In Depth Podcast, there's some whitewashing, an historic moment in hip hop with Blondie, a lot of important birthdays, including Mariah Cary & Lady Gaga, & few major deaths., including Marvin Gaye & Selena. Plus, it's the birth of the Rickroll. ALL MUSIC HISTORY TODAY PODCAST NETWORK LINKS - https://allmylinks.com/musichistorytoday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/musichistorytodaypodcast/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/musichistorytodaypodcast/support

Hackaday Podcast
Ep 261: Rickroll Toothbrush, Keyboard Cat, Zombie Dialup

Hackaday Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 36:55


This week, Editor-in-Chief Elliot Williams and Kristina Panos met up in a new disposable location to give the lowdown on this week's best hacks. First up in the news -- the Home Sweet Home Automation contest is still going strong. You've still got plenty of time, so get on over to Hackaday.IO and start your entry today. In the news, the UK is asking how powerful an electric bike should be (more than 250 Watts, certainly), and legal pressure from Nintendo has shut down two emulators. Then it's on to What's That Sound. Kristina failed again, although she was pretty confident about her answer. Can you get it? Can you figure it out? Can you guess what's making that sound this week? If you can, and your number comes up, you get a special Hackaday Podcast t-shirt. But then it's on to the hacks, beginning with a Wi-Fi toothbrush hack from [Aaron Christophel]. This can only mean the beginning of some epic toothbrush firmware, right? From there, we marvel at moving cat food, the ultimate bulk material, and the idea of spoofing a whole cloud of drones. Finally, we examine one of Jenny's Daily Drivers in the form of Damn Small Linux (the other DSL), and reminisce about dial-up (speaking of DSL). Check out the links below if you want to follow along, and as always, tell us what you think about this episode in the comments!  

Death By Music Podcast
Rick Astley Sues Yung Gravy For Voice Imitation | Mini 147

Death By Music Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 19:44


Is it legal to recreate a song and imitate someone's voice? This one ended up getting settled out of court.Support the show

WARD RADIO
Hilarious LDS “New Wave” Hymns! (Not a Rick-Roll!)

WARD RADIO

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 11:50


#Christian #ldspodcast #lds #mormon #LDS #communityofchrist #bickertonite #mormonhistory #byu #byucougars #brighamyoung #restoration #history #moundbuilders #apologetics #JesusChrist #jesus #josephsmith #nauvoolegion #bookofmormon #comefollowme #christ #jesuschrist #bookofmormon #mormon #thechurchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints #lds #scriptures #bookofmormonevidences #bookofmormonarchaeology #archaeology #lehi #nephi #sariah #laman #lemuel #josephsmith #laban #sword #swordoflaban #waynemay #bookofmormongeography #bookofmormoncentral #bookofmormonstories #heartland #heartlandtheory #hopewell #mounds #moundbuilders #hopewellmoundbuilders #adena #smithsonian #god #faith #resurrection #christian #ancient #america #american #unitedstates #donbradley #lost116pages #unitedstatesofamerica #constitution #josephsmithdidnothingwrong Visit us for this and more at: WardRadio.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wardradio/support

Lassoing Leadership
"Rick Roll and Reflect" - S2E10 - "No Weddings and a Funeral"

Lassoing Leadership

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 18:25


Summary In this episode of the Lassoing Leadership Podcast, Garth and Jason discuss the importance of reflection in leadership and how it can inform and shape our actions. They also recap the episode "No Weddings and a Funeral" from the TV series Ted Lasso and share their favorite characters. The main leadership lessons from the episode include the importance of managing your calendar, providing resources for change, and engaging in self-reflection. The hosts rename the episode as "When It's Time to Say Sorry" and "Rick Roll and Reflect" and challenge listeners to schedule time for reflection in their own lives. Takeaways Reflection is an essential practice for leaders as it helps inform and shape their actions. Managing your calendar is crucial for effective leadership, allowing time for reflection and prioritizing important tasks. Leaders should provide resources and support for personal growth and change in their team members. Self-reflection is a powerful tool for personal and professional development, allowing leaders to understand themselves better and make positive changes. Chapters 00:00 - Introduction and Season Overview 01:44 - The Importance of Reflection in Leadership 03:12 - Leadership Lessons from the Characters 05:37 - Episode Recap: "No Weddings and a Funeral" 06:17 - Favorite Character: Roy Kent 07:08 - Favorite Character: Jamie Tartt 09:13 - Leadership Lesson: The Importance of Reflection 11:02 - Leadership Lesson: Managing Your Calendar 13:07 - Leadership Lesson: Providing Resources for Change 14:13 - Leadership Lesson: Self-Reflection 16:27 - Episode Renaming: "When It's Time to Say Sorry" 16:47 - Episode Renaming: "Rick Roll and Reflect" 17:17 - Leadership Challenge: Schedule Time for Reflection 18:18 - Conclusion and Call to Action

Daily Dad Jokes
Rick Astley's Birthday! Rick roll your friends and family with these dad jokes! 06 February 2024

Daily Dad Jokes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 5:11 Transcription Available


Daily Dad Jokes (06 Feb 2024) Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humour to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe ! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: AmethystMonkey, DangerASA, Transxiety-47, Silver-Database07, JohnnyFanta69, ExtremeKitteh, Mick_Hardwick, Su4g3st5onin, ThatMuslimGamer, ViolinDavis, kvnkrkptrck, , jfshay, vwraider, Jayrandomer, Assfrontation, buckeyespud, Dragonmind, jfb1337, saket_1999, TireGuyblues Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +15k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feet of Clay—Confessions of the Cult Sisters
031 - Tracey & Sharon FLUNK an 80's Trivia Challenge! (Play along if you dare...)

Feet of Clay—Confessions of the Cult Sisters

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2023 80:36


As Tracey puts it, we spent a lot of years in a cult-commune-cave!  Enjoy our pathetic attempts to answer cultural questions about the 1980s.  You're welcome.WHAT V&V episode has Top Gun eye cover?Pee Wee Herman  *** RECORD AN INSET FOR THIS?)  16:35WTF is a "Rick Roll"???   Watch this!  (starting minute 15:16)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oADU2PIzhD0&t=956shttps://www.instagram.com/feetofclay.cultsistershttps://feetofclayconfessionsofthecultsisters.buzzsprout.comWe love acronyms -- and we aren't afraid to use them! Here are some common ones that we might forget to explain:LDM - Last Days Ministries (organization) ICT - Intensive Christian Training School (at LDM)YWAM - Youth With A Mission (organization) CCM - Contemporary Christian Music

Joy Tactics
IRL Rick Roll [UNLOCKED BONUS EP]

Joy Tactics

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 48:45


https://www.patreon.com/joytactics

Total Reboot with Cameron James & Alexei Toliopoulos

Cameron takes us through the origins of the worlds most beautiful meme prank, the Rick Astley themed "Rick Roll" after we talk the WGA agreement and the possibilities of a new reboot of The Office USA Click this link :)   For bonus pods, Alexei is testing Cameron on his film knowledge running a quiz over at the patreonBrisbane: Tickets to BORLFF HERESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly and Wood Podcast
Breaking Up Through Text

Kelly and Wood Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 53:59


We talk to someone today who got broken up with after a year through a text. Where did we get the Rick Roll from? Wood is sick of Temu.

Just Your Opinion, Man
Best Hard Knocks in a Long Time? Could Raiders Let Jacobs Walk? Raiders/49ers Joins Practices, Gruden Return to Coaching? Mailbag

Just Your Opinion, Man

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 103:31


(00:58)-Definition of a "Rick Roll"/Just Your Headlines, Man (11:15)-Jets Hard Knocks 1st Episode Reaction (36:06)-Could the Raider rescind Josh Jacobs franchise tag? (47:15)-Raiders/49ers Joint Practice, Who Gets in a Fight? (01:04:44)-Could Jon Gruden Return to Coaching? (01:16:05)-Jackass of the Week(01:32:22)-Just Your Mailbag, Man 

Thought Cops
Case File 300: This is Sparta!

Thought Cops

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 89:30


We took a break, but we're back! Some said episode 299 might be our last, but don't shoot the messenger. Persian or Greek, nobody threatens a messenger. They called us mad for coming back, but we have a couple choice words for them: Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Yes, it's the year of our M'lort 2023 and we're still doing "This Is Sparta" jokes. So what, I still Rickroll people too. We're still streets ahead of Elon Musk, who is about to find out what vaporwave is in the next couple weeks. Now all we need is to ruin a very popular website and we'll have made it. Thank you for the continued support for these past 300 episodes. We also have a bonus episode coming down the pipeline within the next day or so, so keep an eye out. In the meantime, enjoy our 300th episode, we talk about some of our plans moving forward and answer some voicemails! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Like what we do? Buy us a Ko-fi! Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

This Is Important
Ep 138: One Big Communist Rick Roll

This Is Important

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 54:37


Teachers Off Duty
S3 Ep34: TikTok Trends That Drive All Teachers CRAZY!

Teachers Off Duty

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 61:19


WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready to laugh out loud as Lauran, Tell, Gabe, and Bri take on the latest student TikTok trends covering everything that drives us teachers CRAZY! The conversation kicks off with Tell introducing the "Griddy" TikTok trend, which we find out Bri hates with the burning passion of 1000 suns. From there, we find out that we have all had enough of this classic restaurant jingle and debate over whether or not toaster strudels are actually good. Things take a wild turn when we discuss the "Devious Licks" trend, in which kids are destroying school bathrooms and more. And we reminisce about their own school shenanigans and past trends, including the classic Rick Roll and more. The episode also features a segment of "Good or Garbage" with Gabe roasting old-school pencil sharpeners. And in typical Teachers Off Duty fashion, we get a little carried away talking about trends and discuss everything from 4-H to our karaoke experiences. Tune in to this trendy episode on The Teachers Off Duty podcast. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! _________________________ LIFE MD - Visit https://lifemd.com/tod to get started with virtual health care. GOODR - Use code TOD at check out at https://goodr.com/tod to get free shipping on your first order.

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Ep. 243 Night of the Comet: “The Tale of Arik & D's Support Group”

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 125:42


Ket tells Kim about Night of the Comet starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney and 80's misogyny. The girls have a fun way to spice up the bedroom that D and Arik are sure to love. They also need to know if costume changes are required for the apocalypse. Most importantly, we'll learn if Kim will live or die in Night of the Comet.Dir. Thom EberhardtWriter Thom EberhardtListen to Kim and Ket on Development Hell Podcast: “Michael Myers vs. Pinhead”Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1yVcRKVoetiKLKqZ6eo6vx?si=R2_MLQlUSaKKNu2h1uSEag Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-myers-vs-pinhead-with-kim-ket/id1558238290?i=1000606252024 Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeKKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KListen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!KIM AND KET'S SURVIVE THE CELLARlink.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joy Tactics
IRL Rick Roll [TEASER]

Joy Tactics

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 3:34


Experience the full ass episode at www.patreon.com/joytactics

Richmond Til We Die: A Ted Lasso Podcast
Ted Lasso S2E10: Funerals Are So Weird

Richmond Til We Die: A Ted Lasso Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 61:44


Welcome back to the Dogtrack, Greyhounds! In this episode Marisa, Christian, and Brett have a conversation about Season 2, Episode 10: No Weddings and a Funeral.This episode is one of our absolute favorites of the entire series! As we navigate both the hilarity and the heaviness of this episode, we discuss the weirdness of funerals, the end of Sam and Rebecca's relationship, and the respective breakdowns and breakthroughs of Ted and Rebecca.We also talk a bit about shoes (the expensive and the uncomfortable), the awkwardness of grief, the cultural staying power of the almighty Rick Roll, and the masterful music choices in this episode.Full show notes and transcript will available at https://www.tedlassopod.com/ted-lasso-episode-02-10-no-weddings-and-a-funeralRichmond Til We Die is a conversation about the Apple TV+ show Ted Lasso, where we explore the characters, their relationships to each other, and how they're able to make us laugh until we can hardly breathe one moment and then feel with the deepest parts of our hearts the next. When you're here, you're a Greyhound!

Your Last Meal with Rachel Belle
Rick Astley: Raw Prawns & Crisp White Wine

Your Last Meal with Rachel Belle

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 33:29 Very Popular


At 21 years old, a baby faced and baritone Brit named Rick Astley released his first single, and "Never Gonna Give You Up" was an instant #1 hit in 25 countries. In 2021, the song surpassed a billion streams thanks to Rickrolling, a viral Internet prank. On this episode of "Your Last Meal," we propose a theory: Rickrolling is the culinary equivalent of molecular gastronomy! You think you're getting one thing and POOF! you get something completely different. Culinary technologist and modernist cooking enthusiast Scott Heimendinger joins the show to exhibit how he uses molecular gastronomy to create culinary humor. Plus, Rick shares his favorite European road snacks (he loves to drive)! Follow along on Instagram! Get a ticket to see "Your Last Meal" LIVE at THING festival, Friday, August 26, 2022 in Port Townsend, WA!This episode is sponsored by: Ooni Pizza Ovens, the world's first portable pizza oven company! Rachel Belle has been making incredible, chewy, bubbly, melty pizzas in her Ooni for more than three years. If you want to make the best homemade pizza of your life visit: www.ooni.com/yourlastmeal Safe Catch is the first and only seafood brand to invent a proprietary technology that can test every individual tuna and salmon for a strict mercury limit.Find Safe Catch products in 12,000 stores nationwide and at safecatch.com. Get 15% Off your order with code YOURLASTMEAL* Pure Cravings is a world-leading, premium new pet food brand that's on a mission to protect cats from mercury. Find Pure Cravings products online at purecravings.com. Get 15% Off your order with code YOURLASTMEAL* *This offer excludes subscriptions and cannot be combined with any additional offers. Free shipping to the continental US.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Punch Up The Jam
'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley

Punch Up The Jam

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 66:40 Very Popular


You know the rules, and so do I" Uh, what rules are you talking about there, Rick? Everything ok Rick? Why do you have that knife in your hand Rick? Do you usually keep that pair of leather gloves in your trench coat pocket? Did you really just bring me to this deserted warehouse to "Rick Roll" me Rick? Why...do you have that knife Rick? WHAT ARE THE RULES? RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! RIIIIIIII ––– Walk-in music: 'Sleep Walk' by Santo & Johnny; 'What's Up?' by 4 Non Blondes. Follow Punch Up The Jam on Twitter and Instagram Like the show? Rate Punch Up The Jam 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Andrew and Evan. Advertise on Punch Up The Jam via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make Me Smart
Everything comes back to politics

Make Me Smart

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 14:31 Very Popular


The Senate approved an agreement for a new round of COVID-related funding today. The $10 billion package includes money for COVID testing and treatment as well as vaccine distribution, but without additional funds for foreign aid. We’ll see what happens when the House gets its turn to vote on the deal. There’s also a new report from the United Nations’ climate science agency suggesting that only drastic  emissions cuts will save us from some of the worst effects of climate change, and most countries lack the political will to do anything about it. Finally, we’ll end on a Make Me Smile that might count as good public relations for pop singer Rick Astley. Here’s everything we talked about today: “Democratic, GOP senators reach $10 billion COVID agreement, removes international aid” from PBS NewsHour “Senate strikes $10B Covid deal” from Politico “The IPCC says we already have the tech tools to stop climate change” from Protocol “‘Now or never’: Only severe emissions cuts will avoid climate extremes, U.N. report says” from Reuters “The world is running out of options to hit climate goals, U.N. report shows” from The Washington Post The “Electrify Everything” episode of “How We Survive” from Marketplace “Birkenstock Wants to Keep Rival Sandals Off Shelves at Nordstrom, Zappos, Other Retailers” from The Wall Street Journal “Drones create giant QR code to ‘Rickroll’ the city of Dallas” from United Press International Got a question for the hosts? Saw something interesting you want to share? Email us at makemesmart@marketplace.org or leave a message at 508-U-B-SMART(508-827-6278).

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, Supernatural, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

“HAPPY APRIL FEARS DAY!” #WeirdDarknessIN THIS EPISODE: This episode was originally aired on April 1st, 2019. Many podcasts and YouTube channels today are taking advantage of the date on the calendar and playing practical jokes on their subscribers in celebration of All Fools Day. I admit, I was tempted to begin a story and then Rick-Roll you, but instead I thought it might be fun to bring some dark stories into today's podcast that have a funny or amusing twist to them. Still creepy, but comical as well. I don't believe any of these stories are true – but that doesn't mean they're not entertaining.SOURCES AND ESSENTIAL WEB LINKS…All stories in this episode were gathered and rewritten by S. E. Schlosser. You can find links to all of the books these stories are pulled from at https://amzn.to/2Vaf27J. Subscribe to the podcast by searching for Weird Darkness wherever you listen to podcasts – or use this RSS feed link: https://www.spreaker.com/show/3655291/episodes/feed.Weird Darkness theme by Alibi Music Library. Background music provided by Alibi Music, EpidemicSound and/or AudioBlocks with paid license. Music from Shadows Symphony (https://tinyurl.com/yyrv987t), Midnight Syndicate (http://amzn.to/2BYCoXZ), Kevin MacLeod (https://tinyurl.com/y2v7fgbu), Tony Longworth (https://tinyurl.com/y2nhnbt7), and/or Nicolas Gasparini/Myuu (https://tinyurl.com/lnqpfs8) is used with permission. 

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =(Over time links seen above may become invalid, disappear, or have different content. I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use whenever possible. If I somehow overlooked doing so for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I will rectify it in these show notes immediately. Some links included above may benefit me financially through qualifying purchases.)= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ="I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46Visit the Church of the Undead: http://undead.church/ Find out how to escape eternal darkness at https://weirddarkness.com/eternaldarkness Trademark, Weird Darkness ®. Copyright, Weird Darkness ©.= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =00:13:02.197, 00:29:49.258,