A long time ago in a nerd's house far far away. There is "Can Mayonnaise Kill a Jedi?". A podcast where life long fan; ArtificialDragon introduces and talks about the plethora of Star Wars lore. We talk everything from the wonky Legends Continuity to the current lame Disney Canon of Star Wars, whether it's about specific events, characters, technology, and concepts it will be talked about. Join us as we dive into the questions to answers we never asked.
Today, we will be taking a dip in very treacherous waters, along with a very treacherous woman. Even in the Sequel Trilogy, here there be monsters of all shapes and sizes. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/selenescantina
Today, we will be diving into another unappreciated furry race. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Discord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjE Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Returning to the groove and kicking off the start of April with a loveable figure in politics. Oh, did I say loveable? I mean big! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Discord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjE Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We have returned, and we have brought gifts! In this episode, we will be diving into popular Crossover fanfiction—Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k by AFanWithTooMuchTime.AFanWithTooMuchTime: https://www.youtube.com/@afanwithtoomuchtime4375Heretical Hatter: https://www.youtube.com/@Heretical_HatterPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Resuming the beginning of the Rule of Two lineage of the Sith. In particular, we will follow the rise of Darth Bane's first apprentice: Darth Zannah. The thumbnail is created by TeddZero, who made the art for Adeptus Ridiculous. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We return to the significant history of the Sith, though this time we will follow the foundations of the modern Sith. Today's episode follows the rise of Darth Bane. The thumbnail is created by TeddZero, who made the art for Adeptus Ridiculous. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
The first episode of 2025 and we will talk about the Gonk Droid's greatness.High Ground Animations: https://www.youtube.com/@HighGroundAnimationsPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
It's the last episode of 2024 and we'll be covering one of the first antagonists of Star Wars. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We are getting closer to the holidays, but for our penultimate episode of 2024, we will cover the franchise's most contradictory character.Discount Code: LIFEDAYPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today, we will be talking about horn-headed humanoid beings of the galaxy. Discount Code: LIFEDAYPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjECosplayer: https://x.com/candy_balllHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Time to dive into one of the last great empires of the Sith, before the advent of the Rule of Two. Join us as we talk about the Sith Empire of SWTOR.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjECosplayer: https://x.com/candy_balllHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We will be learning about the ultimate bad of the Star Wars Franchise in this episode. The Beloved Queen of the Stars and the Bringer of Chaos herself: Abeloth. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjECosplayer: https://x.com/candy_balllHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Happy, late, Halloween everyone! In today's episode, we will explore more of the large selection of alien races, specifically ones that resemble certain monsters.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today we will be diving into another bounty hunter character, arguably the worst bounty hunter. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today, we will be exploring another of the franchise's original factions. You know them as the underdogs and the ever-noble Rebel Alliance!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
The first apprentice of Darth Sidious and the Son of Dathomir. May we welcome Darth Maul.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We dive into the drivers of the underworld: crime syndicates! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We will discuss the Fallen Jedi turned Political Idealist, Count Dooku. Was he right all along or was he simply misguided?Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Companions are NPCs that accompany players during gameplay, the first being acquired while on the player's starting planet. Each class can unlock five unique companions throughout the game in addition to a generic ship droid companion and two bonus companions which can be unlocked through missions. Companions provide commentary, combat support depending on their specialization, and perform Crew Skills. Players gain influence faster or slower with them depending on conversation choices and by giving gifts. Some companions are romance options. To speak with a companion in private and accomplish their individual missions, simply take them to a cantina or starship.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Returning to the history of the Jedi, but this time we will be diving into more tragedy with Ulic Qel-Droma. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today we will face the horror that is the Ewoks and what they are truly capable of despite their cute appearance. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/Before the marriage of Princess Leia Organa and Han Solo, another suitor threatened to derail their star-crossed romance.Seeking rich, powerful allies to bring into the Rebel Alliance and a new home planet for the refugees from her native Alderaan, Princess Leia considers a proposal that could tip the balance of power against the evil Empire. The Hapes Consortium of 63 worlds is ruled by the Queen Mother, who wants Leia to marry her son, the dashing and wealthy Prince Isolder.Han Solo has always dreamed of marrying Leia himself, and now he makes a desperate, final gamble to win her back. Tricking Leia into accompanying him, Han flees with her to the beautiful and untamed planet Dathomir, where he hopes to win her heart.Fearing the imperious queen's reaction to Han's rash move, Luke Skywalker forms an unlikely alliance with Prince Isolder to track down the runaways. Soon Isolder, Luke, and Artoo will be at the center of an adventure leading to an awesome treasure, a group of Force-trained “witches,” and a showdown with an invincible foe.Written by Dave Wolverton. Narrated by January LaVoy.
Many Bothans died to bring us the information on their species, join us as we dive into the most sus race in all of star wars.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We return to the backstabbing murderfest of the Sith Order. This time we will be diving into the conflict that led to their extinction.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
It has happened ladies and gentlemen. We will be diving into our first original trilogy faction and the grand daddy of all sci-fi antagonist factions. Please enjoy. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today, we will be exploring a little bit on the economics of the Star Wars universe, or more importantly, we will be talking about the Intergalactic Banking Clan!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We will be exploring the newest generation of battle droid to enact the wills of the Empire! The Dark Troopers!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today, we will be diving into another empire that lasted less than you imagined and had the most OP fleet in the galaxy: the Eternal Empire.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today will be our first tribute video toward a beloved fan of ours. In their memory we will be diving into the world that they loved the most out of every other planet in Star Wars: the Planet of the Witches.Eric Holland's Obituaries: https://www.faulmannwalsh.com/obituaries/Eric-John-Holland-Jr?obId=31009553Urk the Turtle's webcomic: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/urk-the-turtle/list?title_no=311209Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Happy late April Fool's everyone! We will be exploring the most hated character of the Prequel trilogy: Jar Jar Binks! Though is there more to him than meets the eye? Let us find out together.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoDiscord: https://discord.gg/9kwbKxeBjEHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Instead of talking about characters, politics, wars, or any sort of technology, how about we explore the cute creatures of Star Wars? Spoilers: There's a lot of them!Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We shall explore the civilizations and races that existed long before the founding of the Republic, many of them arrogant and others mysterious.Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today we will be exploring the last army of the Galactic Republic and the precursor of the Imperial Army. The Grand Army of the Republic aka the Clone Army.Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Diving into yet another beloved EU character from the early days of Star Wars expanded lore. The wife of Luke Skywalker herself, Mara Jade! Please enjoy.Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Resuming the history of the Jedi, and this time we will be exploring the first instance of a divide between the Jedi Order as well as the individual: Xendor.Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
New Year and a new episode, join us as we explore the holidays within the Star Wars universe. Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Join us as we dive into the race that Grievous made famous: the Kaleesh! Intro & Outro: Kanico Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today, we return back into the groove of our podcast series, and this time, we will be exploring one of the more complex and deep characters of Star Wars legends: Gilad Pellaeon.Intro & Outro: KanicoPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
It is our 50th episode everyone! For this occasion we will be diving into one of the first legends comic series and one of the most impactful. The Dark Empire Trilogy. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/ Darth Matu's Holocron: www.youtube.com/@DarthMatusHolocron
It is All Hallows' Eve once again, well a couple days off anyway, but we will be exploring the abominations and creepy monsters that lurk within the shadows of the void. Today we will be exploring the intricacies and many varieties of Sithspawn.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/Sith Witchling Short Film: https://youtu.be/E1ZVBMwPAkk?si=lPI2LuJ8D4UfGN2BSith Witchling Statblock: https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-MVCmsB2YSa2tebxQglw
Alderaan, one of the most beautiful and prosperous planets in the galaxy. Though for any fan of star wars we know what happens to it under the reign of the Empire, but let us explore what Alderaan was like before it was destroyed. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Once again returning to the Light Side, but this time with a little more variety than the vanilla Jedi Order we are all familiar with. We will be diving into the different sects of the Jedi Order. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We return to one of the most beautiful and peaceful worlds in the galaxy, though this time we will be exploring a band of characters. Enter the original Naboo Royal Handmaidens of Queen Amidala. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
For celebrating this channel's two year anniversary, we will be exploring a popular or at the very least infamous topic of the Star Wars Universe. You know 'em, you may love 'em or hate 'em, the Yuuzhan Vong! Thumbnail is created by TeddZero, who also made the art for the lads at Adeptus Ridiculous Thumbnail Art: https://twitter.com/Tedd_zeroPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Today we will be exploring a neutral faction within the Star Wars galaxy, the empire that rules through the 'superior' sex.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/Hannah's GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/b1fbf51c
In this episode, we will be exploring the most famous Jedi Master of the prequel trilogy and one of the more everlasting Masters of the Jedi Order. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/Hannah's GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/b1fbf51c
In this episode, we will dive into the home of the Jedi Order of the Prequel Trilogy. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/Hannah's GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/b1fbf51c
Today we will be talking one of the more popular anti-heroes of the Star Wars Universe. Yo ho it's the pirates life for me! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/ Thumbnail Artist: https://michaelleeharris.tumblr.com/
Today we will be diving into one of the major neutral factions in a galaxy far far away: The Bounty Hunter's Guild.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
We shall learn more about the other known member of Yoda's race, Yaddle aka The One Below.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayoHannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/
Time to once again dive into politics and what better subject than the focus of the prequel trilogy? Today we discuss the Galactic Senate itself! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CanMayo Hannah's Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/personalswtorheadcanons/