Canadian Movie Crew

Tarot is the story of a group of friends being killed off by a cursed deck of Tarot cards . . . Or Is It?

Casper is the story of a lonely ghost child wanting to meet a new friend . . . OR IS IT?

The Matrix Revolutions is the story of Neo and the human race defending against the machine army . . . OR IS IT?

It's been 300 years since the passing of Caesar and the world is run by Apes. But the peaceful Eagle training tribe is attacked and enslaved by Proximus Caesar, an evil ape hell-bent on ruling over all apes and obtaining … Continue reading →

The Matrix Reloaded is the story of an underground society of humans under the threat of attack from the surface-dwelling machine race . . . OR IS IT?

My Bloody Valentine is the story of a small town being haunted by a Valentine's Day killer miner . . . Or Is It?

A Hollywood stunt man is tore between the love of his life and saving the missing star of the movie. Fall Guy stars Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt! Also, we review Fallout Season 1, Bad Batch Season 3, Rebel Moon … Continue reading →

Blank Check is the story of a boy who gets $1 Million from a gangster's blank check . . . Or Is It?

Lady in the Water is the story of an apartment superintendent helping a magical sea creature . . . Or Is It?

Kong is lonely but discovers he's not the only Kong in the Hollow Earth. Meanwhile, Godzilla is on Muto duty on the surface. And because they can't help it, the humans are finding everything that doesn't concern them and poking … Continue reading →

A performing clown dog escapes his abusive owner and becomes a basketball playing dog . . . or at least, that's what the trailers would have you believe. Those who have seen it know differently. Tack on abusive parent's, abusive … Continue reading →

120 years after a room full of people literally freeze to death, an ancient evil is re-awoken and unleashed on New York City. It's mission is to raise an army of the undead using the ghosts contained in the Ghostbuster's … Continue reading →

Dennis Rodman makes his return to Or Is It? with Simon Sez. He plays Simon . . . and that's basically all I can tell you about this movie because it's an insane mess of a story that includes a … Continue reading →

It's the mid-90s. Rap hasn't yet given way to hip hop, basketball is America's favourite sport du jour, and Max finds a boombox (portable stereo) that contains a magic genie. The genie, named Kazaam, gives Max three(ish) wishes and multiple … Continue reading →

When the military weapons he creates are misused, he quits the military and takes the fight to the streets as a steel covered vigilante. He, his wheelchair'd love interest and his old but tenacious scrapyard owner friend team up to … Continue reading →

Howard T. Duck is suddenly zapped away from his is home world and dumped into 1980s Cleveland, where he meets Beverly, the lead singer of an 80s girl rock group. Beverly wants to help Howard get home but it proves … Continue reading →

We checked out the latest Sony offering to their Spider-man universe. Madame Web starring Dakota Johnson about a New York paramedic who gains future-seeing abilities tasked to save three teen girls from a killer villain who also has future-see abilities. … Continue reading →

It's 2003 and it's finally time to see the Master of Nightmares Freddy Kruger square off against the irresistable force that is Jason Vorhees . . . eventually. First, we have to suffer through the pointless adventures of the teens … Continue reading →

Six astronauts call the International Space Station (I.S.S.) home – three Americans and three Russians. But nuclear war breaks out between the two countries on Earth and now, each side tells their astronauts to take control of the I.S.S. by … Continue reading →

In 1995, one special film came along and proved that all you needed was dance . . . and boobs. Elizabeth Berkley breaks off the chains from her good girl, “Jesse Spano” from Saved By The Bell image with this … Continue reading →

A incredibly nerdy yet incredibly handsome scientist with a incredible secret in his own blood is zapped by incredibly powerful gamma radiation, an incredible monster is released in this incredibly not incredible movie. In a movie about The Hulk, there … Continue reading →

Well it's the new year and it's time for our annual look back at the year in movies that was in 2023. We are revealing our picks for the best (and not the best) movies of the year. What was … Continue reading →

Arthur Curry is a husband, father, and the undisputed King of Atlantis. But when an evil foe from his past comes back and threatens to destroy everything he loves, he'll have to team with unlikely friends to ward off the … Continue reading →

For 1000 years, Santa Claus has been obligated to bring presents to good boys and girls. But this year, his required penance is over and he's going back to his slaying ways. It's up to Nick, his sexually aggressive girl … Continue reading →

It's 1945. The second world war is over. And one failed kamikaze fighter pilot lands at an outlying airstrip. Little did he know that this particular airfield would be the beginning of the most chaotic series of events he'll ever … Continue reading →

It's the story of Michael Keaton dying and coming back to life to continue loving his family. Wait, no it's not. This is the story of the serial killer mutating into a snowman and taking out his revenge against the … Continue reading →

Well, it's finally time we take on one of the most renowned worst movies of all time. But we needed back up so we called in our favourite guest Scott White. Bat nipples, dumb lines, plants that eat their owners, … Continue reading →

In 2000, scientists (Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, and Josh Brolin) have perfected the ability of turning things invisible. But bringing them back to visible has proven to be difficult – for some reason. Also, turning invisible apparently makes humans super … Continue reading →

When Jimmy “The King”, a popular wrestler and WCW World Champion, is defeated, unseated, and disgraced, two of his faithful followers set out to right the wrongs. It's a race against time and training to whip The King back into … Continue reading →

Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Kahn all have light-based powers and after a intergalactic jump-point opens above Earth, their powers are now intertwined. Plus there's a new enemy from Captain Marvel's past coming back for revenge. Now, everyone Bollywood … Continue reading →

In 2014, Five Nights at Freddy's took the computer game world and YouTube by storm. Finally, we have the live-action, cinematic version of the blockbuster game starring Josh Hutcherson and Matthew Lillard. We checked it out and we'll tell you … Continue reading →

Our RetroSpooktive comes to a close ON HALLOWEEN – it's almost like we planned it that way – with 2023's The Exorcist: Believer. Two girls go missing for three days and when they are found in a barn at a … Continue reading →

This time around, we're looking at the ORIGINAL cut of the movie we looked at last time. Yes, this version was deemed to be not violent/bloody enough and the studios spent millions of dollars to reshoot it. That having been … Continue reading →

Our look at the Exorcist series continues with the production hell project that became Exorcist: The Beginning. It's the prequel story of Father Maron's adventure into Central Africa that pits him against Pazuzu on the demon's home turf – a … Continue reading →

After an abysmal offering that was The Heretic, The Exorcist series rolls on into a sleeper/cult hit with The Exorcist III. A grizzled detective is investigating a series of murders that are reminiscent of the recently captured and killed Gemini … Continue reading →

After The Exorcist became a worldwide success, The Exorcist II: The Heretic was the follow up. It was the continuing story of Regan and her demonic possession and the battle between science and religion over how to save her. It … Continue reading →

It's October and you know what that means . . . it's time for the annual RetroSpooktive. This year, we're taking a look at the Exorcist series. We start with the cinema classic that started it all, The Exorcist. It's … Continue reading →

John Kramer has just been given his cancer diagnosis and he's been given just months to live. However, he soon hears about a radical medical treatment out of Mexico that could cure him within weeks. But alas, the treatment was … Continue reading →

Jann Mardenborough is an elite Gran Turismo player with online records worth bragging about. But one day, he gets invited to participate in a contest where online racers get a chance to drive in a real world race for Team … Continue reading →

It's the not-too-distant future, the Event Horizon spaceship has gone missing around the planet Neptune. A rag-tag crew is tasked with search and rescue it but one of the people aboard may not be showing all of their cards. Included … Continue reading →

This time around we're taking a look at DC's latest offerings, Blue Beetle. It's the story of a reluctant young man chosen by a mysterious, alien scarab to be the new superhero, The Blue Beetle! His mission is to take … Continue reading →

Large alien robots arrive on Earth and interrupt the flirtatious budding relationship of two high school teens who look like 25 year-olds. That's the over-arching story but drilling down we found pointless scenes, characters that don't go anywhere, and Transformers … Continue reading →

This time around we're back with movie reviews and stories from our movie-going experiences. First, a quick spoiler-free review of The Meg 2: The Trench. Then, our review and Mark's harrowing drive-in experience with The Barbie Movie. Finally, we end … Continue reading →

Scott White begrudgingly joined us for a look at the – somewhat – Canadian movie about a small Ontario town being attacked by a giant rock-octopus hyrid. Well, maybe more like minors are attacked underground. Ok, change miners to a … Continue reading →

Tom Hanks returns to Or Is It? with his first major movie role – a TV movie is still a movie! – as a young college student drawn into the mind-bending world of “Mazes & Monsters”. The evil tabletop roleplaying … Continue reading →

Indiana Jones is back! This time he's trying to find the pieces to an ancient artifact that could allow one Nazi to travel back in time and drastically change the course of World War II. Along with him is his … Continue reading →

Finally, Roland Emmerich is back on Or Is It? This time his much-maligned Godzilla from 1998. We have a main character with a first name that nobody can pronounce, a military that can't even graze a 40-storey lizard trampling through … Continue reading →

Barry Allen is The Flash. He's the “clean-up crew” of the Justice League and he's sad that his mommy is dead and his daddy is going to jail. But then he learns he can travel back in time with no … Continue reading →

Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (kind of), Mirage, and all of the other Autobots are back and need to save the Earth from the threat of Scourge – leading the Terracons – and his dark master, Unicron. But they'll need help, first … Continue reading →

In the future war-torn world of 2017, where America is being ripped apart by a new Civil War (imagine that, eh?), one woman is at the centre of actions that could bring the war to its end. But she doesn't … Continue reading →

Miles Morales is Brookyn's Spider-man but he longs for more. More challenging schooling, bigger and tougher opponents rather than the run of the mill “villain of the week”, and he pines to see Spider-Gwen again since their adventures last time … Continue reading →