Cane & Corey

Cane and Corey just checked something off the bucket list — and yes, it cost an arm and a leg. Literally. Meanwhile, the “new” dating terms everyone's freaking out about? Please. That's just fashion week for feelings. We've been ghosting, orbiting, breadcrumbing, and emotionally tax-evading since dial-up internet. Slap a trendy name on it and suddenly it's groundbreaking? Groundbreaking would be someone actually texting back.PLUS. SO. MUCH. MORE.

When you're feeling unsure and emotionally fragile, nothing says “self-care” like pulling over for a romantic evening with a freshly flattened deer. …said absolutely no one in the history of humanity—except this one unhinged whackjob.Cane even surprised himself when his stew turned out to be a Michelin-star experience...watch out Gordon RamseyAnd of course, Jim Cantore is back - gleefully frolicking through the thundersnow, loving life!PLUS MUCH MORE!

It's Friday… so obviously it's time for a completely unhinged, no-holds-barred, Free-For-All Offensive Friday.First up: we're calling the CEO of Burger King to respectfully (but passionately) share our thoughts....Jai was SO passionate!Then we tackle the absolute collapse of train etiquette which has, quite frankly, gone off the rails… literally.PLUS much more chaos, commentary, and questionable decision-making to kick off your weekend properly.

Is it ever socially acceptable to rock the same socks two days in a row? According to Cane: absolutely. According to the rest of society: we have questions.Meanwhile, Jai finally wins a game — sure, it's ButtHurt, but a win is a win and we're not checking the record books too closely.PLUS questionable life choices, unexpected victories, and probably a laundry intervention. Stay tuned.

Yesterday it was Cane. Today? Jai's lining up a jump shot at Corey. We're ranking the absolute best cities to celebrate Valentine's Day (because love apparently needs a zip code).Meanwhile, Cane only makes phone calls in the car.Some people call him efficient. Others call him… a D-bag with Bluetooth.PLUS a suspicious amount of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more than anyone asked for.

Cane breaks it down: a stereotype is basically just pattern recognition… BEEP BEEP, back it up.Cane also got hit on at the bar - but tragically, for all the wrong reasons.And honestly, who even cares which Super Bowl halftime show you watched? Just pass the chicken wings. Plus a whole lot more chaos.

Since it was Friday, we said “hell with it” and declared a full-blown Free-For-All Friday. We handed the keys to the C & C Mafia… and things escalated quickly. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We spill the tea on all the gross little things we do that somehow feel totally normal - from sneaky nose-picking to… yes, occasionally peeing in cups (don't act shocked). But hey, no judgment… you've done it too!PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

We've officially crowned the most annoying person on the internet (you're welcome), and trust us - you'll agree in under 30 seconds. We also present compelling evidence that the NFL might be scripted, dive headfirst into the internet's messiest controversies, and somehow still have time for MUCH MORE.

Strange Addictions is back, and we're pretty sure we just found the strangest one yet. First it's a bathtub… next it'll be a checkered floor, are they getting Corey to drink the juice?Also: we investigate the truly mysterious question of how certain people pick their dogs' names—because somewhere out there, a “Tyrone” is eating kibble and answering to it confidently.PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Plus, we smell how we smell, stop trying to hide it

Sometimes it's just better to leave people alone—because even a newly “discovered” uncontacted tribe can be like, “Cool, cool… now un-discover us, please.”Meanwhile, Cane is at it again. First it was the football… but what did he swipe this time?And yes: “Out of Context” is back, making things weird on purpose.PLUS MUCH MORE! (Legally required hype included.)

Being nice these days? Apparently it comes with a severance package… because layoff, she was just being motherly nice.

We dig deep into the things that went deep in the back door in 2025....how does one put a baseball in there?! Cane rode 23 rides in two days...is officially a part of the Mickey Mouse Club AND it's the return of Utter Nonsense....Jai got his highest score yet! PLUS much more!

Best Friend Russ and Cousin Rick join the show making it more twisted than it already is. From Butt Hurt to "Tool or Rule", we have a celebration of the Christmas kind!

We genuinely did not know a color could be that dark. At this point, the government should bottle it, classify it, and use it for national defense.Also—important medical update—smelling your own farts is actually good for you. Science said so. Probably.And whatever you do, never eat anything sugar-free before a major life event (weddings, funerals, court dates, space launches), because it will fling open the intestinal gates like Helm's Deep.PLUS much more wisdom no one asked for, but everyone desperately needed.

This year's “trending” porn fetishes are… a journey. From pit porn to pegging, it's giving we'd like to unsubscribe from Humanity, thanks.Meanwhile, Pamela Anderson is catching heat for going makeup-free, and we're like: mind your own damn business and let the woman live! (Although… okay, a tiny bit of mascara never hurt anybody.)PLUS a whole lot more!

Cane had a near-death experience and has returned with a fresh zest for life… which is adorable, and also something we'll be taking bets on.Also: it's an escalator. It has one job. Stand there. Let it do the math. YOU IDIOT!But hey—proof there are still good people in this world: someone stepped in, saved the day, and now he can finally retire.PLUS: so much more chaos, questionable decisions, and accidental heroism.

Is a slice of American history about to fade to black? Is MTV actually closing up shop?! Kevan Kenney drops in to spill the real MTV dirt—plus a whole lot more

We celebrate the life and pay tribute to our angel, Sister Robyn!

It's “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you've ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that's just the beginning!

We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it's definitely the director's cut.Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane's legendary d-bag moments.Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!

The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!

Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it's a religion.

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight.And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that's dedication… and chafing.Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big.Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don't we all wish that's why we got left?And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”like glasses that don't fog up while reading in the shower.Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you're doing that, I don't think steam's your biggest problem.Stay tuned — there's so much more nonsense where that came from!

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It's the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We're breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase? Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won't shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There's a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn't just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it's time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it's candy corn, we need to talk).All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he's doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile' to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We're asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay?Like, if you proudly wear another man's name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper? We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn't safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!”All that… and way too much more.

And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.

It's Jai's birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it's not your business. All that chaos and so much more!

The end is near — Cane is officially on Taylor Swift's side. We never thought we'd live to see it.Then we debut our brand-new game: “Does This Turn Jai On?” (Spoiler: the answer is probably yes, because he's a menace.)Plus, the glorious return of “Wrong Answers Only”, and way too much laughter for one episode.Buckle up. It's chaos time.

We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let's be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that's not even the weirdest part of this episode.

Cane had himself a spy-thriller morning—getting tailed before sunrise and breaking into his own apartment Mission Impossible-style via the fire escape. Meanwhile, you can now officially check if the feds are watching you… though honestly, do you really want to know?And poor Corey? Let's just say the TSA knows his crotch on a first-name basis—they give him a gentle “how ya doin'?” tap every single trip. All this, and way more chaos, coming your way!

We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we're fine, just in pain.Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let's just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they're on the list, it's probably the “Do Not Call” list.)And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.PLUS… so much more chaos you didn't ask for!

We've smuggled in Brit Nick from across the pond—because if we don't save England, who will? Our listeners are "jacked" beyond reason, and the proof is in this week's mafia member. Freedom of speech? Sure. Keeping your job after using it? That's on you, mate. PLUS—way too much more, but you're already hooked, so just roll with it!

Ladies, PSA: next time you get a package, double-check—could be Coochie Juice, not Amazon Prime. Also, who's out here pulling up to Popeyes asking for a Baconator? Wrong drive-thru, genius—that's Wendy's, not a flavor upgrade! And tell me why Corey's agent sent him straight to the Hood—did he fire them, or did the hood fire him? Oh, and that's just the warm-up—plenty more chaos where that came from!

Most guys never figure it out, but today we finally learn what kind of men we really are—spoiler: it's not flattering. You know the world's upside down when Andy Cohen manages to troll Howard Stern's listeners. And the one comedian Corey hates PLUS way more chaos!

Who needs Liam Neeson when you've got Corey B—who won't just risk his life for you…he'll risk his WiFi connection too.Meanwhile, Cane has entered a brand-new era of manhood: The Ear Hair Stage. (May his barber have mercy.)And Jai? After years of crushing defeats, he finally wins a game! …Unfortunately, the game was BUTT HURT.All this and more chaos, drama, and questionable life choices await!

Guys like Jai don't just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you'll need a prescription. We're also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it's a midlife recess. Proof that it's never too late to learn something ridiculous. Plus, a whole lot more chaos where that came from!

Cane's old partner in crime, Altar Boy, makes his grand comeback—and he's spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he's graysexual… but let's be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America's favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a realignment literally nobody asked for. Oh, and that's just the warm-up. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE CHAOS!

Just when you thought you'd seen everything, the Philadelphia Eagles go and hire new cheerleaders that are practically a gift-wrapped roast for Giants fans. Meanwhile, Cardi B's catching heat for fat-shaming one of her own fans—because apparently Grammy wins don't come with a PR manual. Plus, we tackle the phrases that even full-grown adults still can't pronounce without sweating… and so much more chaos where that came from!

We need to end tattletale culture, and Cane got got yet again by more internet fakery PLUS much more!

Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises' weren't exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it's Tuesday, you're getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee's done brewing. AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE

Today's show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!

A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we've agreed on two things:1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.And that's just the tip of the toilet tank — there's plenty more nonsense where that came from!

From Music to movies, we don't even know what's real anymore because AI is taking over. Meanwhile, Little Miss Bronze Goddess is getting a spray tan before she loses her baby teeth. Is her mom a hero for nurturing a future pageant queen — or should Child Protective Services pack their bags? Honestly, the Academy and the county jail are both on standby.We're also back with your problematic fave: Is It Racist? If you have to Google it, yeah, probably. But we'll still argue about it for 20 minutes because who doesn't love a little light racial tension with their morning coffee?

BREAKING: Cane takes the bait again—duped by another social media troll. Someone get this man a helmet and a fact-checker.Meanwhile, in industries ranked by overall chaos and irrelevance, radio just claimed the crown. Congrats, radio—you're officially the Florida Man of media.And guess who's back? Kevan Kenney returns for another heated round of “Talk Sh*t to Jai”—because why have a healthy debate when you can just roast your friends?All this and plenty more nonsense you didn't ask for but won't want to miss.

Today we discovered who's the filthiest of us all—and let's just say the results were...horrifying. Corey's our here causing marital riff and Cane realized you can get more than just divine inspiration on his prayer app, and that's just the beginning. It's chaotic, it's messy, it's hilarious—and yes, it's probably NSFW. You've been warned.

Cane decided to slap some Velcro on a busted seat instead of buying a new one. Genius-level innovation or straight-up ghetto DIY? Jury's out.Meanwhile, we're all collectively gasping over which country actually invented stuff we use every day (spoiler: it's never who you think). And as for her? Oh, she definitely lost her mind — but like, of course she did. She's got that unfiltered chaos energy of a full-blooded Jersey girl.All that, plus even more eyebrow-raising madness you didn't know you needed. Buckle up.