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Is there something seriously lacking from so many current guys when it comes to dating? Brian breaks down where it all went wrong, why the women have the dominant hand, why the blame falls on the boys, where to regain your mojo, the three things every man needs to do, and much, much more!
Is there something seriously lacking from so many current guys when it comes to dating? Brian breaks down where it all went wrong, why the women have the dominant hand, why the blame falls on the boys, where to regain your mojo, the three things every man needs to do, and much, much more!
WHY IS EVERYONE SUCH PUSSIES??!!??
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The Beauty PageantBy thomas_dean. Subscribe & listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. On stage, Gloria towering over me insisted on hearing my husband Jerry's reaction to enforced chastity, "What virile man wants his cock in a blocker while his wife is fertilized?""The decision was joint," I retorted."Really?" Gloria expressed shock. "Your guy's nuts were locked down," Gloria laughed, "after you guys weighed the alternatives and made a joint decision. You are married to a saint.""As close as any man could be," I retorted. "Like a prince, we kissed as his pubes were vaporized and his phallus was encased in the cock-blocker."Gloria declared, "Nurse Warbler is right! Most guys don't mind pussification. They get to jerk off and hang out in a gym. Those too lazy to shower have an excuse not to bathe..." Gloria's voice trailed off into a laugh. Turning to me and the college girl, Gloria asked, "How did your guy take the good news of pussification?"When I outlined Cindy's proposal to my husband Jerry, Jerry believed, "It is generous. I could launch myself into a consulting business, but the sacrifice is all yours. You have to decide.""Hmm," I replied, "Oh, the sacrifice is yours as well. The clinic doesn't pretend we're eh, you're capable of voluntary abstinence. You get pussified, pubes shaven and cock blocked. The cock block only comes off at the clinic to release of eh, tensions, to use the gym, and to shower."In the treatment room, looking down at Cindy's bare back as she crouched on her hands and knees on the table, I commented "`non-surgical temporary sterilization, hmm, why don't you just call it pussification?" I lifted one of Cindy's arms and then the other to sweep the hospital gown away, leaving her naked in my presence for the first time. My hands had migrated toward the base of the spinal column. I was now manipulating the muscles of her butt."Pussification!" Cindy turned her head to look at me beaming with a big smile. "In medical school, we learn how to express simple concepts in the most opaque manner. The medical term might be an anti-androgenal agent designed to produce male infertility on a temporary basis."Sighing with relief at the release of taut muscles in her butt, Cindy mumbled about the relief of stress."And were you able to come up with a medical therapy?" I continued chatting."The risks of chemical castration," Cindy murmured, "brittle bones, fractures, arterial disease, and cardiac complications are too great and the benefits of lower ejaculate too insignificant to warrant use.""So, chemical castration is ineffective?" I asked."Only excising both testes permanently renders the man incapable of impregnating a female," Cindy advised, "temporary removal, storage, and replacement through micro-surgery is not cost-effective."As Cindy lectured, I reached for the depilatory cream. Placing my left hand to press down on her lower spine, I reached under Cindy's pelvis to spread the defoliant between her legs across her lower abdomen in an arc sweeping through her mound and the crease between her vaginal lips. As the cream vaporized pubes, Cindy cooed. "I never expected that this would be so relaxing on such a trying day."Taking a deep breath, Cindy continued her explanation of rejecting an anti-androidal medication, "The expedient of enforced chastity through application of an inexpensive device which prevents erection, ejaculation and penetration is far more effective form of --."Gently whacking Cindy on the butt, I suggested, "Pussification."My wise-crack made Cindy laugh so hard that tears welled in her bright blue eyes. "I needed that," Cindy acknowledged, "on a day that went so bad on which I had to make a hard choice."Meeting Dr. Velour poolside, she commented on my bikini bottoms, "I see your menstrual cycle has resumed. I have been concerned that women who use that implant which stays the cycle might find difficulty when it returns.""No worse than my pussified husband suffers," I sighed, "With both on the rag, hopefully we won't kill each other.""It's hard on the guy whose dick is locked down in the sling--during first few days," Gloria told the naked women assembled on stage. But in Surrogate's pool, it's the most effective form of birth control. At first, the guy is crotchety, irritable and bad-tempered. Once the guy gets in the routine of visiting the clinic to be hitched to a post for a mechanical release, the nastiness goes away."On stage, Gloria speculated, "Getting hitched to a post and jerked off becomes addicting to men. After pregnancy is confirmed, the chastity shield can come off, but the guy will prefer coming here.""Indeed!" I responded."After a few months of the hitching post," Gloria claimed, "You might as well have your guy castrated. He's useless. Besides--the sperminator is more dependable." Shrugging her shoulders to jiggle her nipples, Gloria smiled, "Fair exchange, he gets a mechanical cunt and I get a cock that won't go limp."I replied pithily, "Two hearts, one dream."Turning to me in the treatment room with an inviting smile, Cindy breathlessly whispered, "Say nothing. Help me off the table. Strip off your sweaty clothes off. Let's chill together." Cindy assured me, "No one will see us. No one's down in the visitor's shower at this hour. We'll have plenty of time alone."In the shower, Cindy giggled when my boobs bounced as she tore my sweaty top over my head. My bottoms swept away, I was standing in front of her in panties. Cindy spreading her legs partially squatting, stroked her clit. "Role reversal," Cindy declared, "you're prissy missy and I'm the frisky fox."Clutching me in a tight embrace, she assured me, as she stretched and snapped the elastic band of my panties, "To say yes to bliss, just plant a kiss, don't do me wrong and string me along."Advised, "eh, acquiring both Jerry and me requires his consent," Cindy paused peeling off my panties.Cindy pulled back. Her soft blue eyes turned steely. Her voice lost its silly giggle. Sweetness left her voice when her tone turned harsh into the bite of command when she demanded, "With the kind of money, I pay Dr. Velour, I'm entitled to a happy ending." She paused for emphasis. With hands on hips, sugary sweetness gone she barked, "Top me off."When I reported the scope of Cindy's demand to Dr. Velour in a pool side conference, I expressed dismay, "Cindy doesn't want to merely rent out my belly, she wants to buy me and castrate my husband."A grim look crossed Dr. Velour's face. Dr. Velour spoke hesitantly, "Cindy, eh, Dr. Craft is in line for a grant to adapt my sperminator, interface it with the male reproductive organ as a prosthetic device after orchidectomy-eh castration. It's quite an opportunity.""At the expense of neutering my husband," I protested."Jerry could become the ultimate modern man, with detachable nuts," Dr. Velour declared, "potent when you need him; harmless at other times.""That comes at a heavy price," I replied, "to both Jerry and me.""Your husband would create a consulting company," Dr. Velour reminded me. "I'll ask Dr. Craft about funding for a healthy volunteer. The 26 year old man is an appealing poster boy competing for grant money, but perhaps there is room for other subjects. You'll stand on stage as a prospective Surrogate?"On-stage, red-haired Gloria complained, "I wonder when someone is going to show up. We've been freezing our butts off for more than an hour.""I think we're just being strung along." I said with resignation.Eventually one of the women from admin came down to the theatre to tell us to dress and go home. Gloria smirked, "We're such sheep we have to be reminded to dress before we go out on the street."In days ahead. to my surprise, I didn't hear directly from Cindy but busy with my work wondered how much longer I should punish myself by teasing Jerry.Filling the doorway in a gown which barely reached her mid-thigh, Gloria beamed triumphantly as she stood on the scales and announced, "I'm here for 'The Big One.' And I specifically asked for you.""I'm honored," I replied."Well, I got selected. I meet the doctor--a single parent--who inspected us on stage," Gloria advised me, "It was a touch choice, this Dr. Craft told me. Good deal, promise of a plenty of benefits.""I'm very happy for you," I replied. I wasn't surprised. After `The Beauty Pageant,' I had switched on the implant anticipating the removal of Jerry's chastity shield.Oh, it works out well all around," Gloria informed me, "Dr. Velour plans to branch out. She's in line for government funding to develop a sperminator into a fake dick for men who lose their balls." Looking around the room, Gloria added, "She hasn't decided how long she'll hold onto this place.""Detachable nuts!" I exclaimed, "Now women need not beg off sex with the 'I'm on my period' excuse.""What did I tell ya, sweetie?" Gloria hugged me, pressing fleshy breasts into mine as she stepped off the scales, "Despite the attraction of a young one with a flat tummy, seasoned birthers are more reliable."With a sharp whack to her butt, I ordered her on the examination table. "With your experience, you know the drill. Lay on your back, raise your knees and spread 'em.""I am in a hurry, Dr. Velour has referred my husband to a specialist, I'd like to go along, but...," Gloria start to protest."Then lets get down to work," I spoke in a firm, but pleasant tone as pushed her legs further apart."Now it's open wide enough," I noted as I led the fingers of her right hand to stroke her clit. "Press it down like a button," I whispered. The thumb of her other hand massaged the creases between her vaginal while her fingers explored the widened tunnel. "Work it hard, I'll fetch the sperminator."Down in the subterranean level, I obtained the device from Dr. Velour's office. I called Jerry to get him to drop by for a shower. Quelling his protests, I affirmed, "I have news-it's important." When breathlessly, Jerry promised to come right over."Something we've been both waiting for, but we'll have more privacy to discuss it at 9:30PM."I smiled in reflection. I'd use a women's greatest strength: overcome brute force with finesse. I'd ride Jerry's cock raw my way, cowgirl style.Returning to the treatment room, I found Gloria's freckled skin burnished bright red and drenched in sweat. Gloria demanded, "Ram it in. Cram it in before I explode."While I held up the spermiator and prepared to plunge it in, Gloria moved her hands to play with her breasts. After a pause, I smiled at the whizzing sound of the vibrating spermator as I thrust it spermantor inside her. The thumb of my free hand pressed on her clit. "It's like a on-off switch," I joked as Gloria suddenly went an orgasmic, lifting her ass and crashing it against the table.How long that went on I'm unsure. When Gloria nudged me awake, I was naked except for my white sneakers, standing bent over the examining table vaginas lips locked tightly together by Gloria's long legs. Released I staggered to my feet."Tomorrow, same time," Gloria kissed me as she donned her gown to leave, "I swear you entered me." Shaking her head, Gloria sighed, "They say that's myth; it doesn't happen, but I know it does.""Glad to be of service," I slapped her rump as she passed by me. Giggling, she jumped.It was easy to switch some hours with the nursing assistant assigned to the late-night crew. Warning me as she prepared to leave, "You're it: inspector, shower girl, towel girl and escort. After 9:30PM, the most you'll get is one or two sperm donors. Almost never, you get a surrogate.""Guys tip better," I noted.After an evening rush, by 8pm there was only an occasional visitor. Clad in a thong towel loosely slung over my shoulder, I stood in the male donor's locker, reading a book. When Jerry entered, I threw aside the towel dangling my boobs.. "You know the drill, hun," I said in an impersonal tone without looking up. I stifled the protest which was starting to form on Jerry's lips, "Faster if you please," I looked down at my electronic chart, "Mr.Warbler, in all honesty, too late for feigned modesty, or play strip tease," I paused to ring out in a cadence, "jeans and top, shoes and socks,, everything off, totally defrocked , down to bare anatomy//To get your cock unblocked."Standing hands on hips, bare but for the triangular shield covering his male accoutrements, Jerry looked away as I pushed the button. "Your cock blocker is released," pointing to a cylindrical container, I directed, "remove it. I need to examine your erectile tissue." I deliberately used inflated terminology.Hesitating, Jerry questioned, "Do you think-I mean, should we-are you authorized to?" The tone of hopeful anticipation entered his voice, "Your news?""I have important news but first," I barked an order, "Like everybody else, assume the position for genital inspection," I commanded. "Quickly," I urged him, "Hands behind your head, feet apart."Kneeling to tease his penis with my finger, I teased Jerry, "Look it grows. OK into the shower.As Jerry turned to go to the shower, I condescendingly patted his butt. I marveled that stealth surmise and cunning can overcome superior physical strength all the time.Chapter 11: Casting My SpellWearing only a thong with a towel slung over my shoulders, I switched some hours with another nursing assistant to cover the late-night shift at the Fertility clinic. My bare boobs bounced peering out from under the towel as I shifted my weight. The evening had been slow, only an occasional donor to be freed from the cock blocker, showered towelled and led to a hitching post. Most of the evening was spent sitting around in the locke
Clinic Nurse explains heterosexuality to sperm recipient.By thomas_dean. Subscribe & listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. I was busy in the morning playing the warden, releasing the bulls, the male donors, from the chastity shield and inspecting their genitalia. Unfortunately, word spreads quickly in the clinic. The bulls chided me about my prospective transfer to the female section. "Afraid of dealing with real men," upbraided one bull. His teasing brought a round of a hearty laughter."I'll return the compliment," I retorted, "in this locker, I wear the crown. Under lock and key, I keep your implement. It is I who frees you from peeing sitting down." Later, descending into the subsurface level, I found myself walking with a group of bulls, phallus dangling free, headed to the gym. One, a Mr.Tim Bogen, a relative newcomer, pulled me aside.Worry etched on his face, Bogen requested permission to pose a question. "What would you think if your husband registered here as a bull?"I pondered for a second. "I'd sleep more nights through, wake up fresh still in my PJs more often and get more cuddling time. My eh—partner would learn the use of his tongue. I might like some cunnilingus, now and then. How does your partner feel about your role here?""She came here on one of the partners' days when they allow the bulls to eh -" The bull hesitated."Screw," I suggested."Kind-of," Bogen spoke hesitantly, "Eh—Interaction is subject to strict supervision. Females are protected, like prized animals, from unplanned insemination," the Bogen grimaced, "Bulls must use a sperm collection condom.""I guess Dr. Velour has an exclusive output contract with her bulls," I surmised."The clinic starts off females in milk extraction," the bull recounted."I'm sure it's just an experiment to see if the exercise of the nipples will fool the body into producing milk," I assured Bogen. "Participants, mostly college girls picking up a quick buck, are paid to have their nipples exercised. What's the worry? You are permitted to work her nips at home. It can lead to renewal, a new beginning of tender moments and bonding.""With me in chastity?" questioned Bogen."With you in chastity," I replied in a comforting voice, "the exercise might increase sexual tension and spur sperm production.""But where does that lead to—for her?" Bogen wondered, "Titty tugging is just a beginning. Each step makes the next step easier. Taking money to have her tits pulled can become selling her body for milk production and then getting knocked-up for surrogacy.""You really starting to worry about a concern that has yet to present itself. Perhaps, you should explore your feelings with Dr. Velour and your partner," I spoke with an encouraging voice, "I'm just a Nursing Assistant in training, not qualified to counsel you and your partner."At the foot of the ramp, I promised to raise his concerns with Dr. Velour. Entering the small theatre next to Dr. Velour's office, I found myself alone with Dr. Velour, now in her freshly pressed pleated dark skit with heels and white lab jacket over a sweater. The other nursing assistant trainees had not arrived."They'll be down," Dr. Velour informed me, "in a few minutes; Pat is exercising her nipples; Cassie needed to take a shower after working up a sweat in the gym; Beth is expressing milk. They'll be down after a shower."Apprised of the Bogen's concerns, Dr. Velour congratulated me, "you did right by referring the bull to me for guidance." With a hand on my shoulder, Dr. Velour asked, "What do you think makes a good Surrogate?""Physically fit enough to carry a baby to term, ovulating, able to conceive," I replied."Physical capability is important. Most women are, but what should I look for in a young woman who wants to be a surrogate?" Dr. Velour inquired."A motivated person," I replied."Indeed, motivations. That's what I look for," Dr. Velour exclaimed, "What I look for in a surrogate starting out is the antithesis of a good mother. First, she's less interested in bringing life into the world than securing an advantage for herself, an objective, material purpose, an expensive house, a limited-edition car, a dream vacation, something beyond their means that a woman might be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for, giving up a child. Second, it is helpful, that a woman be a bit of an exhibitionist, one who enjoys being the center of attraction, the star of the show.""I don't mean to inquire into your personal affairs..." I started."But you've heard that I financed my medical education by playing surrogate, three times," Dr. Velour chuckled. "I came away in good condition, don't you think? No scars, genitalia intact, abdomen uncut." With a laugh, Dr. Velour reminisced, "medical people are so self-centered that no one noticed I was pregnant—every year.""You were not the center of attention?" I was stunned."A couple years later, I went to a reunion," Dr. Velour recalled, "an alum approached me... `Weren't you the girl who skipped graduation because you were pregnant in the last year and delivered? What did you end up having?'" Dr. Velour smiled as she reflected, "`Money to pay the tuition,' was my response.""Then, you were not the center of attention?" I was confused."Most women feel they are or should be as their baby balloons out," Dr. Velour explained, "Sometimes a husband can be jealous." With a reassuring back rub, Dr. Velour promised, "I'll call the bull in, for reassurance."At that Cassie the gymnast entered in scrubs. The sleeves were cut off to reveal her biceps. Following her were Pat, topless big breasts bouncing, and Beth also topless with pads covering her nipples. "Sorry, Dr. Velour," hands cupped in front of her breasts, Beth apologized, "I've been expressing. I need to sop up the drip."I was somewhat surprised to see both ladies enter in yellow shorts and slippers, displaying their breasts, Beth boldly, Pat looking around nervously gauging our reaction."Let's start with Pat," Dr. Velour began, "But first I begin with an explanation, not an apology. There are no apologies in medicine we're always right." Dr. Velour looked from face to face. Her remarks drew some giggling and a few chuckles."In our last session, we had Amy Warbler get dressed in order to come down here to strip behind the privacy screen. The purpose of requiring a patient to disrobe is control. Beth," Dr. Velour called on the surrogate, "could you explain how our heifers enter to express milk?""It's an assembly line. Heifers report, disrobe," Beth outlined the procedure, "shower, line up for examination, handed a pair of yellow shorts and slippers, assigned a booth for milking.""Human breasts are a secondary sex characteristic, not a sexual organ," Dr. Velour lectured, "They are designed for two purposes: to attract a mate and to produce milk for the sustenance of an infant."Velour called Pat to center stage, "Lets start. The areola, the ring around the mammary papilla, the nipple," Dr. Velour ran the pad of her index finger around Pat's areola, "of a blond, like Pat, is usually a subdued off-white." Dr. Velour looked to Beth. "Under those pads, a brunette, or any other dark-haired woman like Beth should have darker, more prominent areolas."Beth looked with a smirk on while Pat turned her head away as Dr. Velour's hands massaged Pat's breasts. "The Female Breasts," Dr. Velour taught, "infused with network of nerves, spread out widely, are extremely sensitive to physical contact." Placing her hands under Pat's breasts as if weighing them in the palm of her hands, Dr. Velour asked whether Pat suffered any neck or back pain from the weight of her breasts.Rolling Pat's nipples between thumb and index fingers, Dr. Velour lectured, "In bringing down the milk, the heifers in the experimental program start with manual manipulation of the nipples. Unlike milking a cow, by simply squeezing the bossie's teat from the top to the bottom, manual manipulation of human breasts must take a subtle, gentler form of palpating or massaging the nipples to simulate suckling an infant."Ordered to drop to the ground, Pat presented on all fours. Dr. Velour squatted in front of Pat, "Taking the nipples between thumb and index finger," Dr. Velour discoursed, "gently tug one then the other. The subject will after she gets used to the position become quite stimulated." Rising and assisting Pat to her feet. "Try this at home with your partner, but there is another way."Turning to Beth, Dr. Velour called for comments. "Sometimes, direct oral stimulation, properly done, mouth covering the tit," Beth explained, "will be more effective in bringing down the milk.""More efficacious as well as more affectionate," Dr. Velour smiled before she invited Beth to demonstrate. "Beth, you have the most experience," Dr. Velour urged Beth on, "show us how direct oral stimulation is done."Supporting Pat's breasts with the palm of her hand, Beth, with a smile, jiggled Pat's breasts. "Nice jugs," Beth smiled. Beth locked eyes with Pat. Pat's hands tentatively reached out to clutch Beth's shoulders.As Beth craned her head to lick Pat's left nipple, Pat placed her right hand on Beth's head to hold Pat close. Beth slobbered her tongue around Beth's left nipple. Capturing Pat's nipple in the mouth, Beth started suckling.Turning to Cassie and me, Dr. Velour orated as if she were lecturing a theatre full of students, "Suckling creates a vacuum instrumental in bringing down milk. The breast pumps employed in the clinic operate on the same principal. The pump captures the whole nipple and creates a vacuum replicating a mouth suckling." With a smile, Dr. Velour exclaimed, "The body is a marvelous machine!"In front of us, the suckling became louder and more intense as Pat's left hand reached around Beth to clutch Beth in a hug. Beth's hands falling on Pat's hips, yanked Pat's yellow shorts off. The shorts fell to the floor, Pat kicked them off. The two tumbled to the platform of the stage."Breast feeding is a pleasurable experience," Dr. Velour observed, "pre-natal or pre-adoptive practice can reinforce the pair bond which many believe essential to child rearing. The human body is a well oiled machine. Unfortunately, there is no turn-off switch," Dr. Velour chuckled. "We can allow these two go orgasmic for the moment."With the sound of an impending orgasm echoing in the background, Dr. Velour turned from Cassie to me. "One of our bulls has expressed concern over his wife," Dr. Velour explained the problem I had raised, "After his wife came on a couple's day, she decided to join our programme as a Heifer to stimulate her breasts to induce lactation."Cassie chirped, "She wants to be a Moo-Cow and he's worried. I don't believe it""That's the problem," Dr. Velour observed. "It is possible that the husband might fear his role as the center of attention in the relationship is endangered by competition from his wife. Amy, do you have any suggestions?"My attention was riveted on the tussling in the background. I watched Beth's lips slip away from suckling Pat's left breast, planting kisses down Pat's abdomen with a smack. When Beth reached Pat's mound, I heard Pat emit giggling sighs of delight. Pat's legs wrapped around Beth's neck; sucking sounds became louder as the grasp of Pat's legs drew Beth in deeper.Prompted by Dr. Velour to advance a solution for the bull's problem, I saw the answer in the scene unfolding before me. Still watching Beth and Pat in the throes of orgasm, I proposed, "Meet the couples together. Allow the bull to suckle the heifer, suggesting scientific standards require observation for monitoring the technique." Looking at Beth and Patty locked in an embrace on the floor, I added, "that way both will share center stage.""Hmm." Dr. Velour opined, "just let their bodies' wiring take over."In front of us, Beth and Pat shook with successive waves of orgasm. Transfixed by the spectacle on stage, I, sandwiched between the firm body of Dr. Velour and muscle-bound Cassie, felt overheated. "Stimulating, isn't it?' Dr. Velour threw an arm over my shoulder to whisper in my ear."If I were still in school," Looking toward Dr. Velour with a sheepish smile, "I'd skip school this afternoon, find Jerry and fuck myself blind."Cassie laughed. Dr. Velour with an enigmatic half-smile changed my assignment for the day to shower girl in the heifers' shower. "Keep you away from temptation. As you know I have an exclusive on all the Bull's spermatic secretions."The rest of the day passed routinely for a fertility clinic. I spent the afternoon as towel girl in the heifer's section. At the end of the workday, I was approached by Dr. Velour to share a spigot in the employee's shower. Asked for my reaction to working with women, I reflected, "Different things are dangled in your face; the saucy comments and suggestions are subtler; the objective is the same: a cheap jives rather than cheap thrill, but no requests for nipple stimulation, manipulation, suckling, or massages.""How disappointing!" Dr. Velour sounded sympathetic. Turning, Dr. Velour requested I soap her back. Starting with her shoulders I spread the foamy liquid on her shoulders, massaging her neck, lathering her arm pits when she spread her arms out. Holding her head back to look up at the ceiling, Dr. Velour opened her mouth and held out her tongue to catch the gentle beads of water falling on her when I passed the sudsy froth along the sides of her breasts.As I rubbed the bubbly mass down her spine, Dr. Velour, eyes shuttered, demanded, "lower, lower, work out the kinks of a long day." The droplets of soap sparkled as I applied the creamy solution and kneaded the firm, muscular half-moons of her butt.I looked around. Everyone had left me with Dr. Velour alone.Splaying her legs and bending over, Dr. Velour, exceptionally agile, reached for the floor with her hands. Presenting her crack invited an intimate massage. I had seconds to think of a diplomatic solution to keep contact impersonal. I leaned into Dr. Velour teasing her back with my nipples and excused myself for a second in an apologetic tone, "I need to leave you for a second to reach for surgical gloves. Don't go away."Dr. Velour muttered with an undertone of disappointment, "If you must."Locating surgical gloves, I stepped into the Shower girl's bottoms. Topless, I reasoned, ought to be enough stimulation. Returning to Dr. Velour, I first squeezed the bubbles out of a washcloth between those firm half-moons. Then I worked the effervescent fluid into her crack, massaging her sphincter with the pad of my thumb, entering her warm vagina with my index, middle and fore fingers.She moaned as her orgasm overtook her. Though I had intended to keep the contact impersonal, the electric charge of her orgasmic contractions jumped from her body to mine. A flush branched out from the cheeks of my face to my chest. My nipples went erect. I started to laugh at myself for donning bikini bottoms. I felt the urge to rip them off and rub my vagina into her muscular legs. I leaned into her back. We swayed together as the ripples of orgasm shot through our bodies.Suddenly, with a jerk, Dr. Velour pushed me off and stood on her feet. Casting a scurrilous glance at the bikini bottoms clinging to my ankles, Dr. Velour cautioned me, "Kick those things off before you trip."Hands on her hips, Dr. Velour congratulated me, "Not bad! Remind me to give your class some lessons in massage." Staring through me dispassionately, she observed, "It may come in handy." Looking around the empty room, Dr. Velour told me to rinse off. "The night crew will be reporting in soon to service the bulls who come in for a shower after work."Before the heat of our encounter faded away, Dr. Velour walked down the catwalk toward her private changing room. Watching her retreat down the walk of shame, I wondered what had I begun? I had wanted to ensure that contact would be impersonal. Dr. Velour intended nothing different. I felt I betrayed myself husband, but most of all I had betrayed poor Jerry.
Fertility clinic nurse explores magic of sex play in study.By thomas_dean. Subscribe & listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Chapter 4: Fun & Games People Play.My tall and muscular husband Jerry, pleasantly bemused, encouraged my studies and offered his body for practice."First, I wash my hands and introduce myself," I went through my checklist, "Good morning Mr.Warbler. I'm Nursing Assistant Amy Warbler. After I release you from chastity, I'm going to conduct a testicular exam, a complete physical inspection of the genitalia, the penis, scrotum, and testicles.""Oh, please do," said Jerry with a smile.I moved his chin to the right and ordered Jerry to put his hands on his head.Passing my written and practical test, with Jerry's help, I found myself in a somewhat more staid, professionalized environment. On duty, I was addressed as Miss Warbler. I wore medical scrubs replete with a name tag that identified me as a Nursing Assistant.Co-opting in the trial run-through for the hands-on portion of the exam, Jerry complained that I should borrow surgical scrubs for more realism in my exam. "There's something to the medical accoutrements, the scrubs, the name tag, and the stethoscope that promote cooperation of the subject."With Jerry's size and strength, I needed all the help the prop of an improvised costume could bring to assure his pliancy.To accommodate Jerry's quest for realism, I wore one of his white shirts, backwards, over a loose, billowy pj bottom. I preferred the short sleeve shirt to tease Jerry with a glimpse at my breasts. Jerry's T-Shirt fit loose enough; I only buttoned the top button to make sure the top flowed with my movement. To Jerry's suggestion that, on duty, I wear a bra or a T-shirt under the scrubs, I reminded him that paying customers give tips."Tips for Tits!" Jerry exclaimed. "You must model this exceptional garment for me. Bring a pair home.""To leave at the end of my shift," I replied, "I have to walk naked from a communal shower along a steel mesh parapet for 100 paces. How can I spirit scrubs out of the clinic?"Still, even after elevation to a demi-professional caste, we had to strip, stow our street clothes in a locker, and walk naked along a catwalk about 100 feet to communal showers. Instead of the 4AM race of the cleaning crew to the showers, we leisurely strolled to the showers. One of the women walked with the man, idly chatting. Next to me walked a cherubic brunette Darrie. "Think of it as short for Darling," she told me."Appropriate name," I replied, "for the angel who releases the male donor from the cock block to release the built-up eh—tension.""Angel Darlin', now that would be a nice name," Darrie chuckled, "the guys call the nurse in the locker the Angel of Mercy. We call her the `Warden.'"In our practice for my hands on exam, Jerry expressed interest in experiencing me in the role of the Angel of Mercy."Not ready to recognize me as your warden," I chided Jerry.Perhaps, Jerry suggested as he stood naked in front of me that I should have obtained permission to borrow a chastity belt for that purpose. "The clinic might have allowed issuance of the belt, but not the electronic notebook. You might find a chastity grows on you. Without the release button on the electronic notebook, you'll find the belt is easier to get into than to get out of."Under the spigot next to me, Darrie, looking around the shower, sighed. "You're new. The only problem with working at the Fertility Clinic is," a silly expression appeared on her face, "it grows on you.""Quite an interesting comment," I replied, "about an institution designed to grow eh, people.""The longer you are here," Darrie smiled, "the more you're bound up in it, the harder it is to leave, and the more you find yourself willing to do."Though there were enough spigots in the shower for us to keep a respectful distance from each other, we tended to congregate within arms' reach of each other. "I'm going to help you-just for the first few customers-In the locker-just to show," Darrie proposed, "you how to handle eh, the ropes." We both giggled together before she asked, "Soap up my back, will you be a luv?"Turning her back to me, Darrie waited for me to apply a washcloth from the short hairs of her neck to her shoulder blades down to her butt. "Are you married, luv?" When I acknowledged, she prodded me, "to a guy?" At my nod, she added, "you'd do well as shower girl, but today you play warden, unlock them on the way in and lock them tight on the way out."At the clothing counter, Darrie recommended that I wear a T-Shirt under the scrubs, "It being your first time, you might not want guys gaping at your swinging tits.""Tits bring Tips," I quipped.In my practice with Jerry, I went through the protocol: "Second, once the subject has disrobed, the subject should present naked standing in front of you. Some prefer to perform the examination kneeling to the side of the patient. Most examiners prefer to stand to conduct an initial appraisal of the subject's general condition.""Hands on your head, Mr.Warbler, if you please, legs apart," I ordered in a cheerful voice."Why do you need to keep an eye on my hands?" Jerry asked. "Does a 90 lb woman facing fear losing control over a naked, sex crazed man recently sprung from chastity?""Interesting choice of words," I replied.When Darrie and I peeked in the male donor's locker, three or four men completely undressed were milling about inside. Darrie pointing out a fair skinned nervous sort criss-crossing his chest with his arms, "Probably, the new guy, Mr.Flesher," she surmised.Naked except for an inverted triangular shaped dome covering their crotches, the men awaited release. Standing at the entrance the male donor's locker, Darrie whispered, "Unexpected things," an evil smile peered on her lips, "especially with new donors can happen when the projectile is unleashed. Never stand directly in the path of an eruption."We both giggled when I quipped, "Interesting concept."Entering the male donor's locker, Darrie barked, "Line up," Darrie pointed to a line down the middle of the room, "Hands on your heads, the one on top of your head you think with, if you expect your schlong to swing."There were some catcalls from the guys lining up. One called out, "Wear a bra if you're afraid I'll cop a feel.""While I keep your schlong locked," Darrie shot back, "fondling my tits in a moment of joy will bring your cock quite a shock.""You just want to smell my pits," screeched another."Just to check, forsooth," Darrie quipped, "underarms remain smooth and clean and not hirsute." Darrie leaned over to give me advice at an audible whisper, "it's good to keep chappies happy by wiggling your tush and acting a little sassy.""Consider this a eh, dress rehearsal. You're suitably naked and I'm in an improvised nurse's costume," I commenced a test-run of the examination. As Jerry stood hands over his head, I announced the next step, "Third," pausing to seize his penis for examination, I continued, "thoroughly inspect the penis frontal and dorsal,-eh all sides for lumps, swellings, ulcers or scars."At my touch, I could feel Jerry's penis begin to pulsate and gel from flaccid to rubbery. I noticed Jerry's lips pursing. I heard my heart pounding in my chest. Breathlessly, in a dreamy voice combining technical book learning with pillow talk, I gushed, "think of the penis as engineering miracle of erectional hydraulics, a natural pump capable of accomplishing a surge of blood flow within seconds. When the penis swells with blood, the pelvic floor muscles launch the penis eh, into ecstasy."Ecstasy? I questioned myself. That's contrary to protocol which impersonalized intimate contact. Putting aside the delicacy of social conventions, I, focusing on the objective, must conduct procedures by the book step-by-step. The heart may beat faster, the temperature may rise, but the purpose of intimate contact is professional. "Physical contact with a female nurse during a delicate examination can produce a natural reaction in a male patient," I reassured Jerry."Priming the pump triggers the launch. I hope so," Jerry replied.Announcing as we swept into the locker room, "Gentlemen prepare to launch your rockets, 10-9 -8-7 ...," Darrie pushed a button on her notepad. The clang of the plastic covers falling to the ground followed. While I collected the fallen shields, Darry declared, "Fun time! Examination of the genitalia."When she reached Mr.Flesher who managed to conceal himself at the end of the line, he was shaking; his fair skin was burnished red. In a soothing voice, Darry assured Flesher, "There's no shame in a natural reaction to physical contact with a female during a genital examination."Hushing the other men, Darrie sent them into the shower, noting, "Go take care of what you came here to do."As the other men filtered out into the shower, Darrie called me over. "Mr.Flesher," she addressed him, maintaining eye contact, "Let me introduce Amy Warbler, our new Nursing Assistant. I need to report to Dr. Velour our boss that Nurse Warbler is fully capable of conducting exams on her own. Can you help me teach our Nurse Warbler the art of an intimate examination? It'll only take a sec. Then you can get hitched to the hitching post for release. That's what you came here for, right?"In practicing with Jerry, I pronounced, "Fourth, inspect the scrotum. Hmm," I interjected, "I get to keep hold of your joystick. Moving the penis out of the way, inspect all sides of the scrotum. Lift the scrotum to check its underside."In the locker, Darrie thanked Mr.Flesher, "Good! My examination will only take a couple more minutes before you're on your way to the hitching post, release and ecstasy."In my dry run with Jerry, I reached the Fifth stage "palpating," I interjected, "that's an inflated medical term for examining by touch, the testicles.""Inflated? That's an interesting word. Sounds like fun," Jerry's laughter went into the falsetto range when I pinched a testicle."With my thumbs and index fingers," I explained, "I roll the testes between the fingers to detect potential abnormalities. Feel along the duct work, the epididymis tube and the duct deferens which deliver the sperm for ejaculation.""Go easy," Jerry's voice ventured into the falsetto range."That wasn't so bad. Your examination is over," I advised Jerry, "You're free to have fun. Thank you for being such a good boy," I patted his tush, "for behaving yourself and cooperating." I turned my back on Jerry to take off my gloves and drop them in the bathroom."Free!" Jerry exclaimed. When I felt his hands gripping me. Lifted off my feet, I felt the pj bottoms slide away. Bent at the waist, I heard Jerry yell "I don't have to be good, no more, but it will be good."In the locker, Darrie concluded Flesher's examination. "Not so bad, was it? You passed your exam with flying colors," Darrie counselled Mr. Flesher, "You're dangling free. Go have fun with it!" As Flesher walked away, Dearie whispered, "never turn your back on a released donor."At home, Jerry exclaimed, "Time for fun." A wild expression cropped on his face. "The pump's been primed, the torrents will flow." I felt the warmth of his body nestle between the half-moons of my ass while his nimble fingers separated my vaginal lips. Then he hesitated."Go ahead. Fuck me." I ordered Jerry. Tease, denial and release, I wondered as I gasped when Jerry penetrated, was that the magic?Chapter 5: Nature of the AttractionIn my senior year in college, I worked several hours in the early morning before classes in a fertility clinic. It was part of my internship toward my degree in Industrial Psychology. In my rotation as a student intern in the clinic, I, through study and practical training, had earned a promotion out of maintenance into the Nursing Department as an assistant.Smart in her white lab coat and dark dress, Dr. Velour introduced the study to three nursing assistant candidates gathered in her office."We start our study with the male body because it is less complex, designed for an important, but momentary role in reproduction," Dr. Velour's word brought a ripple of giggling to the motley group of prospective nursing assistants."This is a business," Dr. Velour expounded, "We have to recruit livestock, groom their bodies, generate interest in purchasers, draw and refine the product and sell it. Initially, our question in dealing with the men, is what makes a man want to `bind his loins' in a cock-blocker, hitch his penis to a machine and discharge his seed into a hitching post? The answer at least initially is curiosity."I chuckled. Ever since I obtained this internship, my husband Jerry has beseeched me to sneak him in to test his equipment. Didn't I put out enough? I lay crunched up like a pretzel, hands bound behind my back with my bra, complaints squelched with panties in my mouth too often to think differently.It was hard to think of Jerry tied docilely to a hitching post at the Clinic to be jerked off. For foreplay, Jerry preferred wrestling me to the ground. Taken by surprise, forced face down, with Jerry strong hands tugging at the waistband of my jeans, I'd spur Jerry on by pleading, "Don't rip my clothes, Jerry. I don't get paid till next week."Was Jerry jealous or afraid my job involved physical contact with other men? No, Jerry was so curious so much so he wanted me to reenact the protocols in sperm extraction."You come to the clinic through different pathways, bringing different experiences to the study. Dr. Velour looked from student to student, "we have Amy, here, a student in Industrial Psychology at the local college. Perhaps with Amy's background in Industrial Psychology, she will develop a clearer idea the motivation of the persons involved in the people involved in the donation process. Amy?""My ugh-experience tells me curiosity is a good hypothesis," I replied. The room filled with chuckling, "Men are always looking for a new spot to anchor their spar in."When the laughter subsided, Dr. Velour pointed out a girl with muscular forearms and legs, "Next, we have Cassie. She's a gymnast who has been working in the gym; Pat," Dr. Velour pointed out a college girl like me, "a participant in our experiment in inducing the mammary glands to produce milk; and Beth," Dr. Velour pointed to a woman in her mid-thirties, "a surrogate.""Regardless of sex, however," Dr. Velour continued, "the brain is the largest sex organ. Oh, the body reacts to physical stimulation and once aroused can control the mind, but the mind creates the expectations in given situations.""Thus, because male body's function in reproduction is limited," Dr. Velour ex
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Delving Deeper into The Pussification of America Pt 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-happens-when-podcast/message
Over the last 50 years, we have seen America getting weaker. We have seen Americans getting weaker. We have seen the American man under attack and getting weaker. The weakness of America contributes to weakness in the world. We need to reverse the attitudes in this country before the United States of America does not exist any longer.
Episode 400... A very special show with a 4th of July theme mixed in. We have a bunch of new tunes that Brothers Grim Punk (BGP) wrote and recorded! We'll have them all up on Bandcamp soon! This show has a good sample of what we've put together. Ol' Punkbot 138 intercepts the show and plays its new anthem! Fight Music (Chico punk legend) El Matador joins DD and Mad for a segment to fill us all in on the new release "Robo Dick", which was mastered by the one-and-only BGP Mad Ax. You can download the new Fight Music on our Bandcamp Page. Also talked about an old band that the Mad Ax and El Matador were in back in the Chico, CA college days, Pepper Spray Tre', which is also available on our Bandcamp page. And be sure to check out our America, Fuck Yeah! playlist on YouTube. Thanks for the support the past 12 years! Enjoy!Download and stream from your smart device here (iTunes and Google Podcasts as well):BROS GRIM 4th of July 400!!!!!! The Bros archive link here:The Bros Grim ArchiveAiring Wednesdays 7pm PST on PUNK ROCK DEMONSTRATION & Fridays/Saturdays 7pm PST on RIPPER RADIO.Send us stuff to brothersgrimpunk@gmail.com.Punk dix...Movin' to Mars 0:38 Brothers Grim Punk (BGP) One Small Step For A PunkViva America 1:12 Guttermouth Gorgeous America Rules 1:33 Murphy's Law Back With A Bong! American Punk 1:52 Suburban Threat Punch Drunk*New Brothers Grim Punkcast Intro song! American Punk (bkgrd) 3:19 Johnny Mohawk and the Assassins Green 15 USA (bkgrd) 3:19 The Exploited Troops Of Tomorrow No One Cares 0:57 BGPNuke the Family 1:18 BGPCoin of the Realm 1:36 BGPI'm Mad (I'm Grim) 1:41 BGPPunkbot 138 Anthem 1:28 BGPComing To America (bkgrd) 2:24 Me First & The Gimme Gimmes Have Another Ball American Zone (bkgrd) 2:49 T.S.O.L. (True Sounds Of Liberty) Change Today? Make America Hate Again (bkgrd) 3:15 Bern and the Bastards Lobotomy TV! Slave to the Dollar 1:27 Fight Music Robo Dick Pussification of America 2:52 Fight Music Robo Dick Don't Text and Skate 1:46 Fight Music Robo Dick Sausage Party 1:13 Pepper Spray Tré Smart In The Stupidest WayGreat American Sportsman 1:59 The Pist Ideas Are Bulletproof LP Elevator MusicMaking America Great Again 1:43 Narrow Views Nationalist America 1:26 Pure Disgust Demo 2013 American Waste 1:33 Black Flag The First Four YearsU.S.A. P.O.S. (+ a bunch more FM) (bkgrd) 3:12 Fight Music Robo Dick Independence Day 1:43 The Step Kings Let's Get It On! U. S. of A. 1:32 President Bomber President Bomber All American Punk 1:08 LOCKJAW Gang Violence LP 1985 Problem With America 1:20 Conflict Resolution Shit You Never Knew You Wanted American Culture 1:30 A Global Threat What the Fuck Will Change? Punkcore RecsAmerican Gestures 1:40 Jughead's Revenge American Gestures New American 2:38 Rancid Tomorrow Never Comes Land of the Free 1:11 Dead Last Where Do We Go From Here? Land of the Free 1:41 GAG ORDER 7+ Inches America, Fuck Yeah! (bkgrd) 2:06 The Burninators True Punk of Steel God bless America (bkgrd) 1:55 Toxic Reasons God Bless America American Girl (bkgrd) 3:32 Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Greatest Hits 'Merica 2:56 Steve Jasper Solo Project Reverbnation Single 2014?*Brothers Grim Punkcast Outro and The End
Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com . Doug has authored, Rise, Kill and Eat, Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. Doug's podcast Warriors & Wildmen hit over 500,000 downloads. Doug's interests include big game hunting, fishing, fine art, cigars, helping wounded warriors, and being a pain in the butt to people who dislike God and the USA. He's an artist and also penned, Pussification, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass, Rules for Radical Christians, Would Jesus Vote For Trump?, Psalms of War: Prayers that Literally Kick Ass, and his latest book describes how Doug found Jesus and much more, THE WILDMAN DEVOTIONAL: A 50-Day Devotional for Men (That Women Will Love). www.DougGiles.com www.ClashDaily.com
Guests, Patrick Wood, Doug Giles, Mindy Patterson and Shad Sullivan Hour 1 Patrick Wood has studied modern globalization for over 40 years, having co-authored Trilaterals Over Washington in 1978 with the late Professor Antony C. Sutton. Mr. Wood is the leading expert on Technocracy. He authored Technocracy Rising: The Trojan Horse of Global Transformation, and TECHNOCRACY: The Hard Road to World Order. Wood founded Citizens for Free Speech to counter Big Tech social censorship. Mr. Wood's latest book The Evil Twins of Technocracy and Transhumanism is NOW available at Amazon Hour 2 Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com . Doug has authored, Rise, Kill and Eat, Raising Rightous and Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. Doug's podcast Warriors & Wildmen hit over 500,000 downloads. Doug's interests include big game hunting, fishing, fine art, cigars, helping wounded warriors, and being a pain in the butt to people who dislike God and the USA. He's an artist and also penned, Pussification, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass, Rules for Radical Christians, Would Jesus Vote For Trump?, Psalms of War: Prayers that Literally Kick Ass, and his latest book describes how Doug found Jesus and much more, THE WILDMAN DEVOTIONAL: A 50-Day Devotional for Men (That Women Will Love). Hour 3 Mindy Patterson is President and Co-Founder of The Cavalry Group. LLC, a national leader in Advocating for and defending the constitutional and private property rights of law-abiding animal owners and animal-related businesses. Mindy was the 2018 recipient of American Agri-Women's Veritas Award. www.CavaryGroup.com Shad Sullivan is one of the largest cattle ranchers in America. His business is now being threatened along with our food supply. For the first time in our history farmers and ranchers are Being singled out for extinction by climate alarmists and others.
Long before Covid, I was ringing the bell about the Pussification of America. It takes shape in many forms ranging from the destruction of the appreciation of the need for toughness and healthy forms of masculinity, to trophies for everyone and making sure our kids never feel what it's like to fail or be disappointed.We're a society that believes words can be violent, closes school because of the forecast of a heavy rainstorm the next day, and is now literally afraid of getting sick.During the last two years, it has been nothing short of stunning, yet not surprising to see how far gone we are. The overwhelming majority of Americans meekly obeyed politicians and scientists who ordered us to do things that made absolutely no sense. The few of us who questioned, and even pointed out observational proof of the folly of the various mandates and policies were branded everything from lunatics to Granny-Killers.Fast forward to present, as some Americans emerge from the comfort of their scaredy-cat bubbles they are seeing and hearing more and more people admit and acknowledge that, like some of us said at the time, almost everything we did beginning in March, 2020 and beyond, made absolutely no sense, saved zero lives, and ironically, destroyed countless others.If we lived in an intelligent society, this would lead more and more people to become, as they should, more and more skeptical. Common sense and logical reasoning would return, and a revolt against blind compliance would occur. “Question Authority,” has never meant “ignore what a cop says,” rather, it is a plea to encourage people to find their voice, use it, and ask for explanations when we're being told to do something senseless.I admit I am about to provide you a uniquely anecdotal, observational, and totally unscientific example to support my hypothesis; but that's the difference between me and your almighty “leaders:” I admit that I am using ridiculous methods to reach my conclusion.My wife and I spent the weekend in Northern Nevada, highlighted by an amazing day at Frey Ranch Distillery in Fallon where we helped create the RAD RADIO Whiskey Barrel, which our buddy C.K. at NorCal Bottle shops will be selling exclusively later this summer. I tell you this not to somehow work a commercial into the soapbox, but rather to give you the background needed to truly appreciate what we observed.Creating a barrel of whiskey requires hours of tasting whiskey. Thus, when we returned to our Reno area hotel (via limousine), we were both tipsy (Christina) or drunk (yours truly) and exhausted. We made our way to our room, napped, had dinner, and went back to bed around 9PM, desperately hoping for a solid night of sleep with the plan of waking up by 5AM so that we could drive home and I could spend Sunday as I always do; working on the upcoming week's shows.So when we both awoke to the most annoying siren-type sound at midnight, we both knew our plans were off the rails. In our exhausted haze, my wife Christina quickly and correctly deduced that we had been rousted from our slumber by a fire alarm at the hotel. After throwing on some sweats, we made our way to the front door, opened it and stepped into the hallway. One second later, we were stoned.The hallway reeked of marijuana and there was a haze of pot smoke near the ceiling.Meanwhile, a portly man in a white shirt with “security” written on it and an equally portly woman in a red shirt that indicated she was some sort of hotel-employed safety/medical person were making their way down the hallway with absolutely no sense of urgency. As they did, there were about a dozen other hotel guests in the hallway, all disheveled and in their pajamas, who were told by the pair of hotel workers to “go downstairs immediately!” With that, the guests made an immediate beeline for the elevators (A stupid and nonsensical move since, if you actually believe there's a fire, you should always take the stairs…but I digress). Meanwhile, Christina and I, having realized there was no emergency of any kind, walked back into our room and closed the door.My wife stayed at the door watching through the peephole, reporting the stupidity she was seeing of panicked guests and a non-inspired two-person team of hotel workers nonchalantly trying to identify the room that had caused the alarm, still blaring, to be triggered.Frustrated at the ongoing blaring siren when we needed to get back to sleep, I opened the door again to see the female hotel worker ordering more guests to “get downstairs!” My intention was to plead to their common sense and ask them to turn off the damn alarm since they had clearly realized there was no emergency…and then it hit me…it's March 2020 in our hotel hallway!Two people who have no power in life suddenly have all of it! They have shirts with words on them! Just like countless politicians and scientists who “ordered” all of us to wear masks for safety, yet were constantly caught not wearing them themselves (because they knew how small the threat was) we had before us two people who knew there was no fire, and no danger, but they could absolutely tell total strangers to do something that was totally unnecessary and they were going to get as drunk on their power as I was hours earlier on Frey Ranch Bourbon.The red shirt woman saw me in the doorway, looked at her “partner” and said “do you want them to evacuate as well?” He very authoritatively said “yes, let's have them head downstairs!” She looked at me and repeated what I had heard clearly and I responded “oh ok,” and shut the door. I then locked and deadbolted it, walked into the room, looked at my wife, and we both had the exact same look on our faces. Bewilderment.How are people so complicit? How do you leave behind all of your belongings, and trudge to a hotel lobby in your pajamas, merely because a couple of people who clearly are not at all concerned about any sort of threat are telling you to? How do you not assess your surroundings, notice the unmistakable presence of marijuana smoke and smell all around you, and deduce what caused the alarms in the first place and, with that, go back to bed? Or at least to your room, as we did, since sleep was now off the table for a while since the alarm kept blaring and we were now wide awake.An hour later, as we were trying to wind back down and get back to bed, we wondered how many morons from our floor were still downstairs? Idiotically waiting for someone to tell them what was going on, which of course was never going to happen. The image of pajama-laden humans wandering a hotel with a skeleton staff waiting for the “all clear,” made us smile as we crawled into our hotel room bed together, more thankful than ever that we still aren't sheep…but aware of the fact that we're going to need a lot more shepherds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Epic 2 of 22 - The softness of America --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Where has the good news gone? Why does it seem like our world is unraveling at the seams? It's the Pussification of America, and we discuss it here and bluntly, no punches pulled. Brace yourself for some grownup conversation. You know, absolutely true. Gasp!
Deep conversation on what we are teaching our young men and who they see as role models.
Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com . He is also a popular columnist on TownHall.com and author of Rise, Kill and Eat, Raising Rightous and Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. Doug's podcast Warriors & Wildmen hit over 500,000 downloads. Doug's interests include big game hunting, fishing, fine art, cigars, helping wounded warriors, and being a pain in the butt to people who dislike God and the USA. His books include Pussification, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass, Rules for Radical Christians, and Would Jesus Vote For Trump? Doug's latest, Psalms of War: Prayers that Literally Kick Ass. www.ClashDaily.com https://warriorsandwildmen.libsyn.comwww.freedommail.us
We discuss how one can say something and it can be totally manipulated by the internet.
DipShit Dal, 30 year old, mostley white male so the badic anti christ talks about how everything is Bullshit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daily-dumass/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/daily-dumass/support
There is a war on manhood and masculinity. The left is at the helm of this and they have infiltrated our schools, they have directly affected the single-parent home rate, our men aren't as strong anymore... as the attack on Masculinity is blamed for violent crimes and other problems in society... we must fight back to Bring Manly Men back! Bring back Masculinity! Not only do I get into how masculinity is being destroyed in America, but I go into how we can fight back!
We celebrate 20 years of 9/11 by taking a 2-part look at the political and cultural insanity of the era immediately following the attacks. Today, we look at the hysterical jingoism, veneration of idiotic leaders, politically enforced censorship, and the seminal war-blogger classic “The Pussification of the Western Male” We'll continue on Thursday's ep with looks at TV, Film and Culture from the era, plus another canonical 9/11 reading series. Stay tuned!
Today I talked about the Pussification of America and how irritating it is getting. Tune in and hear me talk about the books, and the logos that are changing. Thanks for tuning in, come back for more great content on the next episode of Time for Crazy! Don't forget to send some feedback and be sure to like, follow or subscribe to the show! Time for Crazy is listed in over 20 different other podcast player apps like, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Pandora and more. You can also listen to and watch on YouTube, TikTok and even from the show website. Visit the shows webpage to see all the ways you can join in on the craziness! Show Links: Social Links - LinkTree Visit the show on the web: https://www.timeforcrazy.fun Say hi to the host: hostcj@timeforcrazy.fun Remember: Stay Crazy my Friends!
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In this episode we sit down with Marine Combat Veteran JJ Boone and have a discussion about; are we making weaker and weaker men with each generation in the USA? ...and if so, what can we do about this to change the course with the next generation that we are raising up. Check out JJ's strength training series on the Full Spectrum Warriors online training site.JJ on social: Instagram, FacebookRich Graham on social: Instagram, Facebook, Youtube Website: Full Spectrum WarriorsEpisode brought to you by Home Front K9 Project A non-profit donating service dogs to our Special Forces families.
Former Army Special Forces Operator Jeff Bosley opens up about his post military struggles. We also discussed how what society calls toxic masculinity, he calls being a MAN. Jeff also tells us the secret to why Hollywood always casts him as a Navy Seal in his movies, Listen to find out why!!
Yooouuu know....Me and Tiff talkin' a lil' blazay blah about the week's events, sports, and our culture. For the main course, the Attractive Rankings an a impromptu conversation on overrated sex skills and sex with friends. FreeLancin': (10:10) Sports, (18:45) 3Stacks is Top 5 All-Time, (29:10) Pussification of America Meat & Potatoes: (41:50) Attractiveness Rankings (1:14:50) Overrated sex skills, (1:18:25) Sex with friends --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support
back to Fernando… he was describing how he went to speak at a college and was banned for what he was saying. He was urging students to do for themselves and not be brainwashed by school or knowledge. JLP & his experts on… Tomi Lahren
Pussification Of MLB - Aaron Boone
Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com . He is also a popular columnist on TownHall.com and author of Rise, Kill and Eat, Raising Rightous and Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. Doug’s podcast Warriors & Wildmen hit over 500,000 downloads. Doug’s interests include big game hunting, fishing, fine art, cigars, helping wounded warriors and being a pain in the butt to people who dislike God and the USA. His books include Pussification, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass, Rules for Radical Christians, and Would Jesus Vote For Trump? Doug’s latest, IF MASCULINITY IS “TOXIC” CALL JESUS RADIOACTIVE. This book will make you think. www.ClashDaily.com https://warriorsandwildmen.libsyn.comFollow @erskineradio on Twitter
DGAF Returns. Originally Recorded 8/10/13 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/consummateopinion/message
Lonzo comments on Dave Chappelle's views on new men
With news of at least 30 more days of quarantining, Packy talks about the effect it's having on music streaming. He sheds some light on the benefits of influencers compared to curators and the importance of cultivating long-lasting relationships. Pack also vents about "the pussification of America" in regards to people pushing for networks to stop airing the president's coronavirus press conferences. Lastly, quick hitters include the new PND album, Joe Exotic, and more.
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On todays show we talk about the pussification in our society. why does everyone cry and complain about crap we have been doing for years... this has got to stop.... and along with this campaign we want to launch another campaign to stop the production and sales of all Toyota Prius cars... Please Subscribe....... Please Subscribe....... Loyalty Auto Group Ig@loyaltyautogroup www.loyaltyag.com Catch us Wednesdays @6pm on www.LATalkRadio.com and Facebook live.. iTunes, and Google Play www.TheMENtalityShow.com Instagram@the_mentality_show Twitter@mentalityshow Facebook@thementalityshow Patreon @thementalityshow www.LosAngelesAerialimage.com Instagram@laaerialimage Facebook@laaerialimage Twitter@laaerialimage check out gear used to film the Going Down Skit.. Sony A7III https://amzn.to/34jAXh8 Xeen 24mm https://amzn.to/2prErPI Xeen 85mm https://amzn.to/2PxHjVZ
Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com . He is also a popular columnist on TownHall.com and author of Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation, Raising Rightous and Rowdy Girls and Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate. Doug’s podcast Warriors & Wildmen hit 500,000 downloads. Doug’s interests include big game hunting, fishing, fine art, cigars, helping wounded warriors and being a pain in the butt to people who dislike God and the USA. His book PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization of the American Male showed what America has become along with MY GRANDPA IS A PATRIOTIC BADASS, Rules for Radical Christians: 10 Biblical Disciplines for Influential Belivers. We’ll discuss Doug’s latest blockbuster WOULD JESUS VOTE FOR TRUMP? This book might shock you, anger you, bless you, but it’s sure to make you think. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKddJHGLCE8 ClashDaily.com
The Caramel Conservative Podcast is a no holds barred, no B.S. take on the current events and politics in the United States with a great mixture of sarcasm and humor from a very right of center perspective tempered with common sense. In other words, it's "Real Talk By Real People". Tonights Topics: Milwaukee: The Worst City of Black Americans WI Gov. Tony Evers push for Gun Control Kamala Harris and her proposal to extend the school day Massachusettes Adventures at Popeye's ... and much, much more LIVE CALL IN NUMBER: 920-376-9400 LIVE CHAT ROOM OPEN LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE!
The Caramel Conservative Podcast is a no holds barred, no B.S. take on the current events and politics in the United States with a great mixture of sarcasm and humor from a very right of center perspective tempered with common sense. In other words, it's "Real Talk By Real People". Tonights Topics: Milwaukee: The Worst City of Black Americans WI Gov. Tony Evers push for Gun Control Kamala Harris and her proposal to extend the school day Massachusettes Adventures at Popeye's ... and much, much more LIVE CALL IN NUMBER: 920-376-9400 LIVE CHAT ROOM OPEN LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE!
In this episode we cover Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Milan Fashion week disasters, Sapiosexuals, blackface prime ministers and unwed sex in Bali... All this and more in.... The MAD HoUSe! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mad-dukez/support
In episode 67, we are going to talk about the weakness of preppers & how some need to train. Taking the easy route out isn't going to work all the time. You need to be mentally & physically ready all the time. YouTube Channels: The Angry Prepper (Urban) The Angry Prepper (Outdoors) FOLLOW ME ON: Instagram Facebook Tumblr Twitter
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Annie, Shey and Gabby talk about how Gabby wants to fight Jeff Bezos, No Health November, who is the real Daddy of the panthers, the HHOF, why William Nylander should kill his father, and more. Available on iTunes and SoundCloud Follow us on Twitter: @ForPucksSakePod Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/account/referral?id=638172 BLOG: forpuckssakes.com
On this episode of Dominoes & Discussions, Nick and Milt Battle over the Bay, BET Uncut Classics, The Pussification of Males, Kanye wakes up?, Halloween controversies,and much more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/DominoesandDiscussions/support
Sitting down with a pragmatic to discuss the "pussification of the American male", divorce, Kid Rock Concert, Trump, business, being fired by the "MAN" and lots more.Brett is an engineer by trade by shares his thoughts on just about every angle form an "engineers" viewpoint.
Discussion Topics: Unintended Consequences, Pussification of America, Serial Killers, Local Murder Story, Classic Commercials, PLUS, Austin B. Sweeney is in studio with a few tunes for us. Hosts: Austin and Kevin Songs: "Shout" - Otis Day & the Knights
We are on Monday through Friday each morning at 8a pacific, which is 9a Mountain, 10a central and 11a Eastern. Everything goes. Everything. On Wednesdays, Johnny Davis follows immediately with WILD WEDNESDAY – you'll enjoy it. When you are on, do not be disruptive, we have fun, but we like the show to run smooth. If you have noises in your background, they are magnified, so keep a quiet atmosphere or Jay will mute you – Jay King – Johnny Davis – Yusuf - Reese Hopkins - – Lynn Tolliver (me) Whoa! Dr. Bill Cosby sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison for crimes he was convicted of committing during his life. A lot of controversy, and the sad thing about this is, there are OTHERS who are accused of crimes that may never pay for them, not even their conscious, because they don't have any, but what is to be expected of we as humans? Animals and insects ACT accordingly, but it is WE the people who are vicious, savage beasts, it is us. Just wondering – how many years would WE get, we KINGS IN THE MORNING, Right here, Right now!!!
Episode 98 – On this week’s episode of Surreal Talk, we’re doing an Armand topic. Are Americans getting weaker? Is this generation weaker than the last, and in turn is that generation weaker than the one before it. Political correctness, whining, skinny jeans: this and more on this episode of Surreal Talk! You can find... The post The Pussification of America appeared first on Surreal Talk.
Ross and Jessie go all in on the new "tattletale" mentality of today's society, the Trump Russia probe, the Urban Meyer fallout, and the recent ban of Ross' book on Amazon and how it prevented him from making the best seller list. Buy Ross' Book from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
From pussy-scaping techniques, to glorifying your closets, purses, and computer desktops, to who gets ixnayed off the friends list... we got the download for you on today's episode. This episode of Clit Talk showcases a chapter from the book Pussy: A Reclamation by Regina Thomashauer. It is a chapter that provides insight into creating space for only that which brings you the feeling tone of beauty. Learn how to beautify, or as Mama Gena says, pussify your life in today's episode.
Welcome to the Most Dangerous Show on Earth! Today's hosts: Wayne, Adam and Rum As the Pussification of America continues, the boys talk about people who can't are constantly offended and can't take a joke. DisAfterDark here for the best Disney coverage out there. PM Star Productions for all your merch needs Cover art by Travis Hymel. Theme Music by Patrick Plata and Kyle Smith Podcast produced and mixed by: Buck Lightning Check for us on Twitter: @mhogpodcast & Instagram: mhog_podcast Our Twitch channel---> MetalHandOfGaming Our YouTube channel ------> MHOG podcast Check us out on Stitcher, Facebook & iTunes. Our website is www.mhogpodcast.com Gamers can find Wayne and Justin under the tags "Nutso 187"and "The Rum Guy" on x-box live #nsfw #comedy #podcast #mhog #funny #humor #metal #family #jokes #success #culture #freedom
The Survival and Basic Badass Podcast Episode #128 What Is A Real Man? The boy's discuss what it takes to be a good man? Are the schools doing their part? What is the Schools part. Are video games really the problem? Find out. www.preppingbadass.com Badass Facebook Join The Badass Facebook Group Badass Patreon EDC Coffee Co. "badass" for 10%off Ace High Armory "BADASS15" gets you 15% off
Color Rush Thursday and the Rams/49ers played the greatest TNF game in the history of the world. NFL Picks and weekend preview plus a thank you to Kohl the Boise State Kicking Tee Retriever with some Dog talk. Cleveland Cavaliers Forward joined our show for a 2 part interview (part 1 on Wednesday) where we discuss Lebron, D-Rose injuries, and who is the best athlete amongst the 3 of us. Segments include protect the shield after news of Aaron Hernandez's CTE. Humans vs the Sun did Tom Brady find the cure for sunburns. Sabermetrics with Don La Greca's rant, Pussification of America BYU now lets their students drink caffeinated soda, sorry not sorry with Ezekiel Elliot and Explain it To Hank featuring Soaking, the show Playmakers, and Bar Codes.
REAL Football is officially back. College Football talk and Tiger Woods is swinging a golf club again (2:18 - 8:31) . Kyrie Irving trade has been finalized (8:31 - 12:52). The end of Mt Rushmore season with the Mt Rushmore of things we'll miss about the summer (12:52 - 20:31). Former Alabama Starting QB and National Champion joins the show to talk about playing for Nick Saban, his career with the Jets, Rex, Tim Tebow, and the upcoming college football season (20:31 - 51:30). Segments include Uhhh Ya Think for Big Baller Brand, Pussification of America for England, Connect the Dots, Thats too much internet for today, and Jimbos of the week
This episode recaps some of Shaggy's weekend adventures discussing a birthday party filled with 12 year old girls and a Men's church outing. the church outing inspires the primary topic, what it means to be a "MAN". So I give my opinion and along with that who i think is most responsible for what is referred to as the "pussification" of today's men.
Fuzzywig is back to give an update on the nightmarish process that's been holding up the legalization of marijuana in the commonwealth of Massachusetts. It shouldn't come as a surprise that this former traveling hippy turned registered caregiver is anti-President Trump. Then again, we're both from Massachusetts, the state that currently has the 2nd highest disapproval rating towards the current administration. This discussion essentially serves several layers of hypocritical outcry towards our current powers that be, as well as the zombie like cult that is in full devotion to its cause. We make a little time to talk about how he found his cat on tour, along with some minor prose about the Zelda franchise. All in all, this an episode that will trigger the fuck out of your local right wing sjw snowflake who thinks they have a stronger chance of getting raped by immigrant than winning the lottery. We're talking about the Pussification of America folks. That's what we're mainly discussing in this episode. The bizarre concept that fear and anxiety are ruling a populus to the point that they can't think for themselves and will do or believe anything their government says. Sad! http://www.wcvb.com/article/trumps-approval-rating-in-mass-is-lower-than-almost-everywhere-else/10357068
The Skillset crew explains whats wrong with modern day men's magazines.
I don't think a lot of you pay attention. And it's not something that bothere me, as you know I am the only one who is on mute religiously – laughing at the show, which is good for my health – but you don't listen. When Jay is talking positive, that's not the time for you to try to be clever, if you don't know what you're doing, just wait. And about the subjects, if you're not talking about the same thing that's the topic, for instance, if we're talking about eggs, don't say anything unless you are bringing the bacon, or a side of ham or steak to go with those eggs. That isn't the time to say you found a dead body. Anyway – even though I said it – somebody is still going to be disruptive here, on KINGS IN THE MORNING, right here, right now!
Welcome back to another episode of Snooze & Booze! We're currently at episode 87 and tonight we welcome back Elliott once again! We tackle the seemingly never-ending epidemic that is known as the Pussification of America (The book will be out next year), the bliss of a post-scarcity society, and of course the nuances of the aftermath of the presidential election. We've been a little delayed getting these episodes out to you, so we apologize for the inconvenience. We also all recently celebrated Thanksgiving. We truly hope you had an amazing holiday weekend filled with food, drink, and fam. The one time every year where we can appreciate all we have been blessed with and later shoot someone over a parking spot to get that television you just can't live without. What a time to be alive... unless you're the one that got shot in the parking lot. Well... Happy Dranksgiving, ya'll!
Chuck Morse talks with terror analyst Doug Giles, Founder and Editor of ClashDaily.com, about his new book: Pussification: The Effeminization of the American Male.
Welcome to the 91st episode of the Absolute Geek Podcast. On this episode we talk about kids selling high level Pokemon Go accounts on eBay,Game of Thrones Season 7 to include 7 episodes, We review GhostBusters, and we talk about Frank Cho vs Greg Rucka.
Ep #5 Gym nakeds, advertising tropes, and the pussification of society. Plus your listener submissions.
BEST OF SEASON ONE - BOSO Episode's ! #1 Travis Jones I can officially announce the long awaited (well I have been waiting) Season 2 of Awaken Your Alpha is premiering this November! The warm up starts this weekend with the first “Best Of Season 1” special short shows to get everyone in the mood and build up to season 2. These special episodes will be HALF the original length at 15 minutes of highlights of my favorite episodes hand picked from over 150 inspiring entrepreneurs. Going out TWICE a week during this phase (maybe 3). This NEW style of episode will run right up to the new re-launch of Awaken Your Alpha 2.0. Add this to the right people joining our FREE facebook group “Grab Life By The Balls – Live Limitless” which is having a shake up as well and during this warm up. YOU will be able to shape how it looks, sounds and will go down this time around. So get involved here >> JOIN IN ON FACEBOOK. That’s all for now, Please tune in again, join me on facebook, subscribe to the podcast if you haven’t already and leave a quick review if you are keen on the return. View in iTunes >> Click >> Subscribe >> Ratings & Reviews View on Android >> As above. I really appreciate your support, Live Limitless! ALW Live Limitless Coach Follow me on the above link and instagram/twitter both @awakenyouralpha Cheers.
The country is becoming soft. The liberals are making us a weak country. Political correctness is getting out of hand. This garbage needs to stop.
On this episode of The HamRadio Show starts out with a disscussion about what the Hell is going on In "Late Night" shows has the Pussification of America crept into into the politically incorrect world of late night laughs and are the hipsters taking over television and ruining it for everyone else???? Also on the show from the Hit YouTube series "Dating on Set" comedian Josh Accardo is hanging with us telling us all what it 's like to have such a huge success of a show about what goes on in the porn world when the cameras are off but in this day and age & having no big company backing him he has stared a Kickstarter campaign (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/897175088/dating-on-set) to raise money for a second season of the series Plus we force a study break on Duke university student/Porn mega Star & our Spank Bank Girl of the Week the beautiful Belle Knox calls in to tell us all about her involvement w/ Brovada.com "FREE TO PLAY BRACKET BUSTER" contest for "MARCH MADNESS" at Headquarters gentlemen's club in NYC with a 25,000 cash prize on the line! Annnnnnd finally Hammy returns to the show to talk with us all about Wrestlemania which is Sunday march 29th LIVE on PPV and our perdicitions will keep you talking all the way till bell time!!!
On this episode of The HamRadio Show starts out with a disscussion about what the Hell is going on In "Late Night" shows has the Pussification of America crept into into the politically incorrect world of late night laughs and are the hipsters taking over television and ruining it for everyone else???? Also on the show from the Hit YouTube series "Dating on Set" comedian Josh Accardo is hanging with us telling us all what it 's like to have such a huge success of a show about what goes on in the porn world when the cameras are off but in this day and age & having no big company backing him he has stared a Kickstarter campaign (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/897175088/dating-on-set) to raise money for a second season of the series Plus we force a study break on Duke university student/Porn mega Star & our Spank Bank Girl of the Week the beautiful Belle Knox calls in to tell us all about her involvement w/ Brovada.com "FREE TO PLAY BRACKET BUSTER" contest for "MARCH MADNESS" at Headquarters gentlemen's club in NYC with a 25,000 cash prize on the line! Annnnnnd finally Hammy returns to the show to talk with us all about Wrestlemania which is Sunday march 29th LIVE on PPV and our perdicitions will keep you talking all the way till bell time!!!
Travis Jones, or TJ, has always been passionate about fitness. As a teenager he played elite level Rugby League, travelling all over the world representing Australia. He WILL tell it as IT IS. His experience as a fitness professional began at Fitness First Perth, but he was soon running his own Fitness First franchises, managing over 70 personal trainers and overseeing 46 boot camp locations Australia-wide. From 2004 onwards TJ moved around Australia, managing Fitness First gyms in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth. In 2010 he moved overseas to Toronto, Canada, where he trained under elite coaches while working at Good Life gym, discovering the most effective and sustainable techniques to create rapid fat loss and body transformations. In 2011, after extensive fitness and nutrition training, TJ returned to Australia with the skills and knowledge to open his own specialist body transformation gym, Result Based Training Australia. With over ten years industry experience TJ is dedicated to helping people achieve their health and wellbeing goals. Not satisfied with being just another number, and with a desire to help others, extending beyond the gym floor, TJ didn’t stop there. As part of the ‘Result Based Training Group of Companies’, Travis has also launched Fit Pro University and The TJ Story. Fit Pro University focuses on mentoring fitness professionals, to help launch their businesses beyond their expectations, to allow them the freedom of a business, not a job. The TJ Story, offers a forum to share free content with the community as a whole, TJ-isms, our charity programs and our most recent launch, the Health and Wellness Retreats. With TJ, you never know what is coming next. In everything he does, Travis challenges you to be the best you can be, to achieve all the goals you set and then exceed them.
In Case you missed Gratuitous Sports last week on #WZNE- 94.1 The Zone, you missed: - Kobe Bryant is more important than my wedding - The New Orleans Saints really love their fans - No Tailgating at the Super Bowl for you simple folk - College Football Bowl Season gifts - Chess Boxing- an intellectual death match - The Frozen Fenway- - A new rule to solidify the Pussification of Major League Baseball - Superstitions- Want more? check out #gratuitousSports M-F at 6:15pm on #WZNE 94.1 The Zone @EsmallzOnAir facebook.com/Smallz941 Instagram.com/Smallz941
Can you feel it? Nothin' can save ya, for this is the season of catching the vapors! Welcome to ABDB Ep. Mario Lemieux as we skate further & further into Suspension of Disbelief with sports! Who you CAN trust to walk you through the fog, carrying the torch is The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t.! The requisite housekeeping out the way, we set it off with some quick hits around the world of sport. As per usual, Happy Trails are wished, Congrats are offered, Rest In Power shouts out are given & Happy Birthday love is spread... The Black History Eve Edition of ABDB would not be as groundbreakingly complete without pioneer & Friend of the Program, Nicholas "Nick NoHeart" Tuths, writer/producer/blogger of MSNBC's "The Cycle" & formerly of "Filling The Lanes"... Right off the rip, we acknowledge Eric Cartman had a Dream, but when the NCAA gets a bitch, they got a bitch... Even Peyton Manning can't save University Of Tennessee right now... Nick's love for leprechauns gets revealed because of Manti Te'o & money... What's the meaning of so many underclassmen declaring eligible for the NFL? Deer Antler Spray: It's What For Dinner! As The Super Bowl is upon us, the guys examine of The Paradox Of Ray Lewis... Could "The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed become The New Ray Allen? The NFL says "No Bueno" to The Harbaugh Bowl... Randy Moss vs. Jerry Rice: No Competition... Chris Culliver gets his Super Bowl shine on in the wrong way... Is Colin Kaepernick "One Take Hov?" Does Roger Goodell care what you think of him? Bernard Pollard's vision of the NFL that won't exist in 30 years may have been previewed in the Pro Bowl... Nick, Will & Duane prognosticate on the Super Bowl before we finally retire Alex Rodriguez & dole his dough out to Joe Flacco... The WMD's shift gears into hoops as the NCAA channels their inner Tu Holloway... we examine some "Subjects Of Interest" in men's college basketball before reviewing the biggest game of the year... Billy Hunter gets his spring cleaning done early... Are the Celts done without Rajon Rondo... Robert Parish: A Chief In Celtics Clothing... By Kobe! We Think The Lakers Get It... As we wind it down, we look at whether or not Chris Bosh a Hall Of Famer & Allen Iverson's influence on the NBA... Accents Employed: Stitcher Remix, Black & Sassy, Bad Mary. J. Blige... References: Marcel Hall, Super Mario, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Nicky Gypsy, Stopping Short, Navarre, Character, Jungle Noises, Post-Racial, Hammurabi's Code, Dave Chappelle, 2 Piece & Biscuit, "Regular" Guys, The Roc, Assists, Pop-A-Shot, Balance, Shuffleboard, The Oracle, Old Man Strength, Ken Griffey Home Run Derby, Filling The Lanes, The Cycle, Yacubian, Shamateurism, Brockovichian, Tee Martin, Vincent Yarborough, Boston College, Slim Charles, Twist, S.W.A.T.S., Pen Cameras, #NoRomonowski, Django Unspoken, Butthurt, Doug Williams, Pussification, 1On1 Knockout, Snowbirds, HiiiYoooo, Phi Slama Jama, YCMA Old Man Game, The Fab Five, The Kang, Soul Glo, D12 Shade, Joe Barely Cares, Kareem Syndrome, Ed Archer & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
Change is the one constant in Life & always inevitable, but don't be scuuurrred! Unlike Legendary MC Slick Rick's recent "performance" at The Barclay's Center in Brooklyn during halftime of the Nets-Knicks game, riding with Wall $t. & Sweets on ABDB Ep. 63 won't be "The Moment You Feared"! We spread love The ABDB Way as we offer congrats to Major League Baseball's regular season award winners... in November... Get to know the name Amina Hussein because The Countdown Is On for Will to catch a case for stalking her... Happy Trails to Fireman Ed, who is not to be confused with Fire Marshall Bill... Rest In Paradise shouts out to one of the most important men in pro sports history, a coach's daughter & a sequined boxing champ... The WMD's celebrate the born days of some music greats, CFL icons, baseball legends & a hoops god & the man who coined the phrase "Triple Double"... College football's desire to create super conferences is all about competitive advantage, right? Wars have been fought over control of sugar, but does the same apply for The Sugar Bowl? Word to Greg Nice & Smooth B, Forget The Iron Bowl! It's all about that G-O-L-D! The Ohio State Buckeyes are All Dressed Up with Nowhere To Go... Sweets' beloved CFL celebrates its 100th Grey Cup & he was there to see it! Certain Thanksgiving NFL traditions don't die as Charlie Brown still can kick the damn ball, but... It's Adderall Or Nothing as NFL DBs confuse Cover 2 with Taking 2... Brad Keselowski is the People's Champ of NASCAR... #RampantBlackRedneckery is realized in a major way... Will appreciated HBO's Max Kellerman's eulogy of Hector Camacho until he went too far... Ricky Hatton doesn't believe the hype anymore, does he? The Ghost rises in the ring, now who's next? Word To Nas, Adrien Broner knows He Can... Jack Taylor thinks even Kobe's elbow got tired watching him shoot & Sweets is offended... The Incredible Two Man Team wishes the best for a fallen WNBA star & break down how The Myth of Coaching Bias in the NBA is all about juking the stats... Duane shares a story about his mom's introduction to football as we examine whether Black Protectionism happens in sports... Wall $t. tells how his Dear Ol' Dad (God Bless The Dead) used to fine his youngins for flopping... We give ZBo & The Memphis Grizzlies some well-deserved love... Starting in the NBA: No Country For Old Men, Pau & STAT... Jeremy Lin, welcome to the Truth Party... Andrew Bynum doesn't care what you think... Will & Duane ask "Why?" to Brandon Roy & Michael Finley & see the Dawning in Dallas with Dirk... Finally, we look at some Duke-on-Duke crime, discuss a special basketball run we had & keep our fingers crossed to land a very special guest for 2012's last episode of ABDB... Accents Employed: DIT-KA... References: Ricky Walters, Stunts Blunts & Hip Hop, Joe Budden, Harmon Killebrew, Pre-Employment Sexual Harassment, "Fanning", Adrianna Lima, Philadering & Snitching, Ike Turner Shade, Name Dropping, Mr. Coffee, @MagnumPrime, SkyDome, Varsity Thanksgiving, #NoRomo, Lucy Van Pelt, Pussification, "We Want Eazy!", @Deacon_TKD, The P is For..., HALF!, Waterless Swimming, Teen Wolf, Steveland Morris, The Shadow League, Miming, No Look Punches, Dinosaur Meat, Nerd Trash Talk & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
In which we talk about a Nazi candy store, a Baldwin fight, Erics various wedding stuff, Mel Gibson movies, crazy ex-army guys, and Eric rants about golf.
So what's wrong with these kids today? From the 'Ville suggests that maybe it's not the kids. Maybe it's these fucking adults who are afraid to let kids play tag, dodge ball or even touch football. Hear Martin and Steele share stories of their playground days as we talk about a football team that gave up and a new Halocaust inspired weight loss plan.