Crass!

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series!It's the final episode of the series, and things are cheering up nicely, with dead celebrities, plenty of moaning, loads of telly-talk, and the long-awaited* return of a much-loved* feature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series!It's been a jam-packed week for Paul & Jorge, and they're feeling glum, grumpy, and lethargic. To make matters worse, it's bloody Christmas again! So pull up a wing-backed chair, pour yourself a massive mug of hot chocolate, and warm your bones by the Crass! fire, while the Crass! lads try desperately to figure out how this all works again… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It's a jam-packed Crass! this week! Featuring a brand new Paul's Question Time, a highly-detailed Telly Me What You've Been Watching This Week, a lesser-spotted Crass! Oddity, an exciting eBay Adventure, the triumphant return of Paul's Autobiography, and best of all, Jorge dishes the dirt on his trip to Paris… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!It's business as usual for The Crass! Boys this week, with the long-awaited return of eBay Adventures, and an extremely petty edition of Crass! (Tomato) Catch-Up! Also featuring: phone call cock-ups, interminable quizzes, and childish bickering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series! It's New Year's Eve this week! Paul and Jorge have got together (via telephone) for a semi-drunken Crass! Girls Night In. So strap yourself in, and get ready for cocktails, cock-ups, crying, and confessions…

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series! It's Christmas this week, resulting in advent calendar openings, copious coughing, seasonal song selections, and a load of other festive bullshit. Happy Crass!mas, one and all!

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series! This time, a controversial Question Time leads to a heated argument, which leads to a 4oD inspired breakdown, which leads to abuse from and to the listeners, which leads to the potential destruction of an eight-year friendship...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series!  The lads are feeling particularly negative this week, resulting in a discussion of people they hate (again), a nit-picky pair of Crass! Corrections, and another trip to the poetry corner... WARNING: Features shit-loads of loud food munching (again)

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It's another mad one, as Paul and Jorge descend into a series of *especially* petty arguments. From found fivers, feature names, right back around to found fivers again. You name it, they argue about it. Also includes the triumphant return of the Crass! Channel (Ferry).

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! In this rather manic episode, Paul and Jorge slowly go insane as they discuss future features and fictional bands, before cuddling up together in the Poetry Corner.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! In this rather subdued episode, Paul and Jorge tackle a series of increasingly heavy topics. such as the cultural highlights of 2020, the COVID-19 pandemic, and (at last!) Strictly Come Dancing.

It’s a (Crass!) (Royal) Knockout! It’s Christmas on Crass! Sort of... Having missed Jorge’s birthday, the Crass! boys have decided not to bother with a conventional Christmas pod. Instead, as an extra special Christmas prezzie, they’ve popped up a previously unheard episode made *exclusively* for the Royal Family!  HEAR: Jorge Walsh’s Big Questions, Spitting Image chat, and the return of a beloved feature... (Plus, one that is quite a lot less beloved...)

We’ll meet again,Don’t know where,Don’t know when... That’s right, it’s another season finale of Crass! This week; the boys discuss formative film experiences, Jorge attempts to attract a sponsor, an exciting quiz opportunity is unveiled, and several classic features are revived... With apologies to Berry Gordy and Co. at Hitsville, USA...

It’s a thin-ice special this week, as the boys discuss all things mental health: in, ‘Crass! On... Don’t Lose Your Head’! In this bank holiday episode, both the Crass! boys bemoan the lockdown (and lockdown TV), Paul takes us on a trip down Nostalgia Avenue, and Jorge dishes the dirt on his family. We’re sorry. We don’t mean anything by it...

It’s not just the ram that’s loose, Crass! is too! This week, the boys decide to ignore the Wheel of Crass! Fortunes, and talk about whatever the hell they like. They opt for shoddy awards chat, ITV’s Quiz, trick questions, Orville the Duck, and the uncertain future of television...

CONTENT WARNING: Bit grim in places. Draw the curtains, dim the lights, get out your candles; it’s Crass! On... Screaming! This week: the boys discuss the things that scared them as kids, mock some ridiculous phobias, and Paul dishes the dirt on his time at HMV. Boo!

It’s a Jorge special, it’s ‘Crass! On... Spying’! Hope you like James Bond! Naturally, Jorge waffles on about the eponymous spy for ages, while Paul does what he can to get in the way. The gadgets, the girls, the Guy Hamilton; listen in awe, as one of these is discussed in the pod. Plus: Corby trouser-presses, Johnny English, and another rubbish quiz.        

In lieu of a proper episode (we fucked it up), It’s the return of ‘Crass! and a Half’! This week, an unofficial pilot for Paul’s brand new game show, ‘Censorship!’. Jorge absolutely hates it...

(Not) Live from quarantine, it’s Crass! On... Doctor! After a sojourn to Manchester, it’s classic Crass! action this week, with the triumphant return of ‘Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week’ and ‘Tube Tales’! There’s also a brief discussion of m-m-m-my Corona, Paul reveals his worst trips to the hospital, and attempts to fix a long-running science fiction TV show...

It's back to school for the Crass! boys this week, as Paul and Jorge discuss all things teacher! It's a long, rambling chat, in which the lads reminisce about their best (but mostly worst) memories of school. Paul is also in Manchester for this one! So he's brought Jorge some more lovely gifts...

It’s a very continental edition of Crass! this week, as the boys talk all* things abroad! In this edition of the pod; Jorge lists everywhere he’s been on holiday, and tries to pass as a French citizen, while Paul brings back a much loved feature. Unfortunately, so does Jorge...

Crass! On... England And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England’s mountains green? Paul and Jorge are striving to find the answer in another edition of ‘Crass! On...’! On the way, they discuss Brexit, biscuits, Blackpool, bad bastards, and the Oscar-nominated film ‘The Joker’.

The Crass! Boys are back in town, with a brand new, thematic format! This week: Paul and Jorge attempt to explain love, in all of its Ancient Greek forms. They also discuss movies (about love), songs (about love), and various random shite (vaguely related to love). Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com

As Noddy Holder said; IT’S CRASSMAS! To celebrate, the Crass! Lads do the usual shit: open an advent calendar, take a (ludicrously) extended look at the BBC Christmas schedules. Plus: Paul ranks his worst festive films, Jorge calls out his relatives, and an unbelievably creepy Christmas special is unearthed... Enjoy it!

After an agonising break, it's the final episode of series three! Just a week and a half before the Christmas special... In this bumper finale: the lads discuss sitcom-based novelty hits, Jorge fondly remembers a TV legend (turned criminal), and another round of Mr. & Mrs. is endured. Plus, the final EVER Paul's Question Time...

No Crass! this week, so it’s another Crass! and a Half! (sorry...) Paul’s on his own for this one; with an exclusive, never-before-read chapter of his autobiography! You can probably skip this one, to be honest...

It’s the penultimate episode of series three! To celebrate, the boys complain about adverts, Jorge explains the meaning behind ‘Crass!’, and Paul is taken on a journey through time to fulfil one of his childhood fantasies. Also; more crisp-chat.

It's another extended episode of 'Crass!'! This week: The boys debate what it takes to qualify as a national treasure, some more celebrity correspondence, Paul takes a disastrous trip to Birmingham (again), and Jorge takes a trip to London. Which means another edition of Tube Tales. Sorry... Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It’s the spooky special of Crass! To celebrate the occasion, the boys have a double helping of Crisp-Chat, Paul rambles on about Ghostwatch, Jorge moans about the listeners (again), and a rock legend writes in. Plus, the long-awaited return of Paul’s Autobiography. Unfortunately, this episode was marred by technical issues, but we’ve decided to release it anyway, because fuck it. Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

Due to technical glitches, there'll be no full episode of 'Crass!' today, but don't despair because 'A Crass! and a Half' is back! With a specially recorded introduction from Paul Austin, hear all the bits that could be salvaged from the would-be 7th episode of the third season, including Telly Me, Crass! Correspondence and (not much) more! Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

Back again! This week, Paul is attempting to better himself (about bloody time...) and Jorge is about as supportive as you'd expect. Also: an E-Mail from a beloved soul star, an evening at the Crass! Comedy Club, Zodiac-Chat, and an elongated discussion about satire Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It’s an extra special (and extra extended) podcast today; the Crass! Boys are, once again, recording in the same room! In this bumper autumn edition: Jorge moans about Pink Floyd, the Vue, London, Paul’s retail technique, peas, Tube Tales, his own conker technique, Only Fools and Horses (The Musical), Miranda Hart, and music of the Midlands. Paul takes some bad drugs and eats a poo lolly. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It’s the triumphant return of Crass! This week: the boys triumphantly admonish the listeners, Paul triumphantly reveals his favourite Jonathan Creek episodes, Jorge learns how to gamble triumphantly, and Telly Savalas is a saintly figure. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

No 'Crass!' this week due to illness*, but Jorge is attempting to bridge the gap solo with another edition of 'A Crass! and a Half'... Jorge deals with some constructive criticism, before ignoring one of it's key points and reviving a classic 'Crass!' feature. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

The Crass! Boys are back in town, and so is the Crass! Channel (Ferry)! Elsewhere in the podcast; the lads grumpily reminisce about children’s programmes, Jorge moans about magicians, Paul pitches another invention, and Tube Tales is a catastrophic failure. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

It's the two year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of some of the highs (and lows) of the second season! Relive events from Paul's Autobiography! Marvel at Jorge's poetry! Endure the pain of Peter Simon's novelty record, 'Simon Says'! All aboard for the Crass! Channel (Ferry)! And much, much more!* (*Maybe a bit too much? Ed.) Now with approximately 4 more minutes new material! Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It’s another one! Jorge has a headache, Paul is pissed. Classic ‘Crass!’ action! There’s a revolutionary cold open (cold being the operative word), a terrible film review, another exciting edition of Tube Tales, and a much-anticipated update on Crisp Chess... Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

Sing hosanna, Crass! is officially back for a third series! In this special premiere episode, the Crass! Boys respond to some listener feedback, Paul whinges about his workplace experiences, Jorge invents a public-transport based feature, and they’re both generally a bit grumpy. All this and more, in tonight’s thrilling edition of Crass! Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

‘Crass!’ is back! Sort of... The ‘Crass!’ Boys are still working on the new series; but to tide you over Paul and Jorge have recorded another edition of ‘A Crass! and a Half’, the most inaccurately-named minisode in podcast history! A new feature (and a new jingle) is trialed, and Jorge encourages listeners to send names. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.comFind us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It’s beginning to look a lot like Crassmas! The Crass! Boys are back for a festive holiday special, and this time they’re both extremely tired and/or ill. There’s advent calendar openings, telly-talk, Telly-talk, Blobby-chat, ‘Fings What Get on Me Tits’, and a depressing Christmas chapter of Paul’s autobiography. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.comFind us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast

It's the one year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of the best* moments from the first season! Relive a confusing game of Catchphrase! Ponder the endearing quirks of Radio 2! Listen in horror to Paul's disastrous evening with Damson! Groan in frustration at Jorge's ludicrous Bond rankings! And much, much more! Includes around 4 minutes of brand new material! Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

It’s the end of Crass!For the time being at least. We’ll be back, shortly. Yes! It’s the exciting season finale of Crass!This time: the boys try to decide which of them is sadder, Jorge complains about Cliff Richard(s), Paul rants about the worst day of his life, and a listener is extremely unhappy. Ta-ra for a bit! Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

The Crass! boys have put their differences behind them (for the most part), and there are absolutely no arguments this week! Instead, they ruminate on Stephen Fry’s eBay username, discuss Sacha Baron Cohen’s satirical bilge ‘Who is America?’, and speculate on the future of Coronation Street. Meanwhile, something gets on Paul’s tits, and Jorge does the best thing you’ll ever hear on the Crass! podcast. Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

The 'Crass!' boys set themselves up for fools this week, as they spend an entire episode having a barney over a Crass! Correction. Plus: Jorge unleashes his inner poet, Paul holds the Guardian to account, and the two gibbering fools attempt some impressions. Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

A Crass! and a Half in every podcast!Except not really, because compared to a usual episode, this contains just one third of the content! In this minisode: Jorge makes some corrections (and a fantastic new jingle), and Paul tests Jorge’s Kojak knowledge. Normal service resumes next week! Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

It’s a fucking raw episode of ‘Crass!’ this week, as the boys attempt to pitch new shows for the walnut-headed chef: Gordon Ramsay.   Also featuring: Paul’s School Days, Jorge doing a bit of libel, Ray Romano, and food being eaten too loudly.   Donation Information: https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate   Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g   Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com   Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

It’s cheering up nicely with Crass! this week! In this episode: The boys discuss all things football, and come up with ingenious ways to improve the coverage. Jorge watches an advert, Paul is insulted by a listener (again), and the thrilling conclusion to last weeks eBay Adventure is revealed... Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

The ‘Crass!’ Boys return after a one-week hiatus, with possibly the most shambolic podcast yet. This week: Paul is attacked by a hateful E-Mailer, Jorge watches the Rolling Stones then embarrasses himself at the theatre, and a much-loved feature is revived... Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast

Oh me, oh my! At long last, the ‘Crass!’ boys are together, in the same room! To celebrate, Paul buys Jorge some lovely gifts, while the Northern curmudgeon rants about television, bad YouTubers, and boastful drug addicts. The boys also listen to a terrible novelty record, and a homeless man buys alcohol for teenagers. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast 'Gnossiene No. 1'Composed by Erik SatiePerformed by La PianistaSource: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Satie_-_Gnossienne_1.oggLicence: CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en)

It’s a very royal episode of ‘Crass!’, and in an exciting twist, Paul has prepared absolutely nothing! The ‘Crass!’ Boys soldier on, as they pitch late-night Channel 4 experimental programming. Jorge discusses Jeremy Vine again, and fulfils his promise to create a new ridiculous jingle. Then the boys round off the show by performing a bit of shitty improvised comedy. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast 'Gnossiene No. 1'Composed by Erik SatiePerformed by La PianistaSource: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Satie_-_Gnossienne_1.oggLicence: CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en)

I’m telling you, take the BLT to the Port Authority, then transfer to the A-Train. Oh, and why not listen to the newest episode of ‘Crass!’ on the way? This week: the boys from the ‘Crass!’ stuff create some new TV vehicles for Declan Donnelly, Jorge plays another ludicrous jingle from Radio 2, and Paul reveals the incredible story of how the ‘Crass!’ boys first met... Send us stuff:crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast