Dames of Hallsnark

The Dames get together via a popular meeting software beginning with a "Z" to discuss the Christmas rom-com offerings on a popular streaming site beginning with an "N."The use the tried and true Dames of Hallsnark segments to grade those movies and movies that were released in the theaters.No other podcast is comparing Nosfaratu to Hot Frosty, but the dames aren't afraid.

Deep from the vault inside Jen's laptop files comes a long ago recorded podcast with the Dames of Hallsnark.Recorded in August of 2023 and edited in December of 2024, please enjoy this discussion as we use the established Hallsnark segments of Bag of Tropes, Fashion Street, In Yer Window (innuendo) and Called it to rate a wide ranging movies. Movies include the normal Hallmark/ Lifetime movies, Amazon Prime and even that summer's big blockbusters.

The Dames are relaunching with more snark than ever!!They have decided to refresh the format for maximum chatter. Keeping segments you love and all the RuPaul's Drag Race opinions you crave.Do beautiful people always have odd looking children?Email: damesofhallsnark@gmail.com with questions or comments.

The Dames break down the Hallmark Original Just One Kiss.Spoilers are HERE! If you care about that, please watch the movie before listening to this episode.XOXO

After a longer than usual podcast break, the Dames are back and snarkier than ever:)They ditched the Christmas plan and are starting springtime fresh with a catchup conversation on the last season of RuPaul, Love is Blind and micropenises.How can you not listen to this??Oh and they choose to watch Hallmark original Just One Kiss for the next full, traditional episode.

In this preview prequel episode to the full episode we introduce our next move. It is the Hallmark original film "Next Stop Christmas."There is a tie in with Sarah's Back To The Future themed birthday bash and a time travel Hallmark movie featuring both Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson...As with all the preview episodes, the dames discuss what they have been watching. Discussion includes Ted Lasso, Only Murders in the Building, Queens and much more...Sit back and enjoy the tangents!

The Dames overcome many technical obstacles to give a full report on what is awesome, tropey and fashionable about the 2016 Hallmark original film, Broadcasting Christmas. This is one that stars Dean Cain and Melissa Joan Hart.Dames are still relishing in the delight of their interview with the film's author, Topher Payne. 

In this super special preview episode the Dames get to interview Topher Payne, the writer of Hallmark's Broadcasting Christmas. Topher gives all the special insights into writing for the Hallmark audience and where all your favorite children's books got it so wrong.Please watch his quirky work of art, Broadcasting Christmas, to prepare for the next full episode. Happy viewing!

This is the full Dames of Hallsnark review for the 2018 Lifetime original movie A Father's Nightmare... How much of a part do boobs play in acting? How timid are 18 year old women? These questions are posed and kinda answered during the course of this episode.Mostly a bunch of confusion surrounded this movie, but it is fun to hear the Dames try to straighten it out.

This episode is to prepare the audience for a very Dames discussion of the 2018 Lifetime original movie A Father's Nightmare.Straying off topic a LOT the Dames start by cleansing the podcast studio of a suspected curse and debating the pros/cons of a weighted blanket in a humid climate.Jen and Kristie square off in the latest edition of Titular Talk hosted by Sarah. Also, America's husband Ryan comes in to steal some light thunder.Email: damesofhallsnark@gmail.comFollow: Dames of Hallsnark on FacebookFollow: Kristie's Cantina on Instagram

This is the first ever cursed episode of Dames of Hallsnark. Have the dames been too snarky? That's for the listener to decide.This is the breakdown of Jessica Lowndes and Jeremy Jordan in Mix Up in the Mediterranean. Jen lost the first part of the original discussion, but there is plenty of fashion talk and a great drink recipe for Kristie's Cantina in the second half.

Dames are back recording in the OG studio (Jen's enclosed porch/ back room) and Polly Podcaster is whipping them into shape!Listen as they try to remember the names of TV shows, actors and characters without the assistance of Google.  Sarah and Kristie battle it out in the first ever game of Great Moments in Herstory. Play along to see if you can remember which season of Drag Race spawned each memorable moment.Kristie gives the recipes for Kristie's Cantina so listeners can drink along with the movie and/or the next full episode. Dames are going to break down the Hallmark Original, Mix Up in the Mediterranean starring Jeremy Jordan.Message Dames of Hallsnark on Facebook and email damesofhallsnark@gmail.com!

As promised the Dames of Hallsnark are back to break down Hallmark's 2020 original movie, Love In Stores starring Alexandra Breckinridge and Robert Buckley.The listener gets to hear each dame's engagement story and a rousing debate on chin implants. They didn't forget all your fave segments (Called It, Fashion Street, Bag of Tropes).谢谢你

In this first preview episode of 2021, the dames review some of the podcast's stats from 2020 and set some goals for the new year.**BTW: please email any questions/ comments to damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.**Dames react to the queens of Season 13 of RuPaul's Drag Race and do their best to avoid spoilers. Then they are joined by special guest star Ryan for a round of Titular Talk. You'll never guess who wins.Get ready for the next full episode by watching Hallmark original Love in Store (full episode available on YouTube) starring Robert Buckley and Alexandra Breckinridge.

This might be the Dames' favorite movie watched for the podcast so far :) They watched the 2020 Hallmark original feature The Christmas House starring their new favorite leading man, Robert Buckley.The big questions are asked... Can a dad call his grown son "honey"? Why don't actors carry liquid in cups? Would The Christmas really survive Christmas?All your favorite segments including "Called It", "Bag of Tropes" and "In Your Window." The new segment "Pleasant Surprises" that listeners will really enjoy.

In this episode the dames declare a winner for Not Getting Whammed in 2020, play another round of Titular Talk and have a mild debate on Star Wars.The next full episode will be to discuss Hallmark Channel's new feature The Christmas House. Hallmark has actually written a fully realized homosexual relationship for this movie. It is truly a first for the channel.Follow Dames of Hallsnark on Facebook and like the podcast in any way possible :)

Join the Dames as they break through the crusty Hallmark original that is Pumpkin Pie Wars starring Julie Gonzalo. Check in to see how Sarah, Jen and Kristie are doing in their December avoidance of a certain Wham! holiday classic and how to keep secrets in a small town.Listen and enjoy :)Follow on Facebook at Dames of Hallsnark. Email damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.

The Dames are back at it for autumnal fun!What scary movies did you use to entertain yourself during October? The dames go over some must watch items and debut a brand new game Sarah designed.Get ready for the fun and watch Pumpkin Pie Wars in time for the next full episode :)

Got the summertime blues? Cool off with a Christmas themed Dames of Hallsnark talking all about 2019's Last Christmas starring Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding.They tackle low key racism, surgery scars and share the love of George Michael for all.Merry Christmas, sort of :)

Welcome to the preview episode for the Dames of Hallsnark's full viewing of the 2019 film Last Christmas.The listener should watch Last Christmas before our next full episode drops and really join in the conversation. The dames finally wrap up their discussion of season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race and give some YouTube Broadway video suggestions.Like us on FaceBook!

If you have ever been to prom or wandered why villains in movies feel the need to voice every thought/ motive, this episode of Dames of Hallsnark is a must listen. The topic of this episode is Lifetime's 2020 original film Killer Prom. This is a pretty insane movie that sparked a lot of lively conversation among the Dames. They also share many helpful life tips... *Disclaimer: none of the Dames has any right to give legal advice, merely suggestions.Like us on Facebook and email at damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.Cheers!

This episode is to get the listeners ready for the next full episode discussing Lifetime Original Movie, Killer Prom. The dames also discuss what they have been watching during this leg of social distancing. Topics include Cats!, Dead to Me, assorted ABC Family classics and (of course) RuPaul's Drag Race.Follow on Facebook Dames of Hallsnark.Email at damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.Cheers!

If you have watched Netflix's recent romantic comedy, Love Wedding Repeat, you may want to hear total strangers discuss what they thought about the film. The Dames seemed to enjoy it much more than anyone else that reviewed it online, but it's not like a new favorite or anything.Fashion is broken down.... Dos and don'ts of wedding etiquette are supplied. You really need to listen if you are planning to attend or host a picturesque nuptial cerem.ony in the Italian countryside.Like Dames of Hallsnark on Facebook, follow @kristiescantina for cocktails and rate and review the podcast on your podcatcher of choice.Cheers!

The next Hallmark-style movie the Dames of Hallsnark will breakdown is Netflix's original film Love Wedding Repeat.Also, discussed is RuPaul's Drag Race (a mini podcast within a podcast), Outlander, The Tiger King and Don't Fuck With Cats. Discussion is off the rails for this prequel, y'all!Please watch along with the Dames...Like us on Facebook.Email at damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.

Boy, OH Boy... The Dames loved this change of pace from Hallmark's cheesy love to Lifetime's more over the top interpersonal dramas.This is the full episode review of the Lifetime original movie Mommy Group Murder. Many questions are pondered about motherhood by three childless women.Please like Dames of Hallsnark on Facebook, follow Kristie's Cantina on Instagram and Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Pocket Casts or wherever you get your podcasts :)

Preview of March's movie to Hallsnark. This is a 2019 Lifetime movie entitled Mommy Group Murder. It's a little on the dark side, but is still cheesy and a bit over the top. All Dames highly recommend. The Dames also discuss current viewing of Love is Blind on Netflix, You and the very beginning stages of self quarantine.Spend some time in isolation with us and watch Mommy Group Murder on Hulu or the YouTube link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJqXDf1f8dI&t=41s.

The Dames hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day! They celebrated by eating frozen custard and watching this less than stellar Hallmark offering entitled It Happened One Valentine's Day. What is the science behind pinatas? You won't get a straight answer on this, but tune in anyway.

This is our preview episode for It Happened One Valentines Day. Recorded on Galentine's Day this is our rundown of recommendations and random tales from the month since last episode.Enjoy!

The Dames have a full discussion around the themes and story to Hallmark Movies Now original "In the Key of Love" starring Laura Osnes and Scott Michael Foster. They have questions that must be answered... How long does it take to plan a wedding? Will rice fix your wet phone? How buff is Scott Michael Foster?

This is the preview episode for Hallmark Movies Now original "In the Key of Love." Other topics are discussed including what the Dames have been watching outside of the month's featured movie. Sarah and Kristie have been enjoying the bounty on Disney Plus, whereas Jen watched even more cheesy movies on Netflix.

This is Kristie and Jennifer interviewing Atlanta based actor Charles Green. For followers of the podcast, you may recognize him as Walter Fairbanks in Christmas Wishes & Mistletoe Kisses. Charles gives us some behind the scenes stories from the movie and tells tales from his retirement from one successful career to jump into acting full time.

This is a full episode review of the 2019 Hallmark Original Film Extravaganza entitled Christmas Wishes & Mistletoe Kisses. Can you have a career, be a good parent AND have a successful relationship all at once? Can you kiss a bearded man without harming your skin? Listen and find out!

IN this full episode of Dames of Hallsnark, the dames discuss the highs and (mostly) lows of the Hallmark Channel original movie, Love at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. This episode opens with general discussion on wha films the dames have enjoyed since the last taping. New Segment Alert! Kristie and Sarah dramatically reenact a pivotal scene from the movie.Other segments include Coin Purse of Tropes and Kristie's Cantina. You will need to recreate these alcoholic masterpieces to get through this Hallmark OG.

Get ready and watch the Hallmark movie classic: Love At The Thanksgiving Day Parade. This is an episode to prepare you for the fourth full episode of Dames of Hallsnark.

The Hallmark original film of Along Came a Nanny starring Cameron Mathison and Sarah Lancaster gets the Dames of Hallsnark treatment in this episode of the podcast. Featuring Kristie's Cantina drink and a brand new segment!Who is your favorite member of NKOTB?Cheers!

Get prepared for the full episode by checking out the Hallmark original movie, Along Came a Nanny. This episode is to prepare you for the full episode to come.

The Dames give their review of Autumn in the Vineyard, a Hallmark original movie starring Rachel Leigh Cook and Brendan Penny. Listeners can hear the recipe to Kristie's pumpkin spice white russian and get a rundown of the proper way to harvest grapes. Plus... how DO you say caramel?Email us at damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.

This episode introduces September's movie of the month... Autumn in the Vineyard. Sarah, Kristie and Jen tease new segments for episode 2 of Dames of Hallsnark. Get ready for the full episode drop at the end of September 2019. You can watch the full movie on YouTube.Like Dames of Hallsnark on Facebook and email any comments or questions to www.damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.

Sarah, Kristie & Jennifer breakdown the 2010 film Bed & Breakfast: Love is a Happy Accident starring Dean Cain and Juliana Paes. The gals are pointing out plot holes and getting deep into squatter's rights.Watch the full movie on Amazon Prime or YouTube and listen to this episode.Email comments and questions to damesofhallsnark@gmail.com.

Sarah, Kristie & Jennifer are sharing their love for cheesy, made-for-TV movies. This introduction to the podcast is to present the concept of breaking down and reviewing these Hallmark/ Lifetime-style movies.The first movie to be reviewed is 2011's Bed and Breakfast.