Doug and Jake Tales

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Comedians Doug Driesel Jr. and Jake Young team up to tackle Stephen King's "The Stand" mini-series from 1994. To do so, they watch it one minute at a time while they try to Withstand the Stand.

Doug and Jake Tales


    • Jun 10, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 5m AVG DURATION
    • 146 EPISODES


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    STAND – Minute 161 – A CHILD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 4:17


    Ralph Brentner! Doug’s step-mom might be a troll. Eve of Destruction is a terrible song, everyone thinks so. Jake was a hippy. Neither Jake nor Doug know the words to that New Radicals song.

    STAND – Minute 160 – Jake Young Thinks Bob Newhart is an Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019 2:22


    IS Stephen King R.L. Stine? The Dark Tower!

    STAND – Minute 159 – The Desert?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2019 1:29


    An NPR segment about The Stand.

    STAND – Minute 158 – This Incredible Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 4:14


    Is Tom Cullen Hulk Hogan? Who is Nancy Travis? Wrestling! Forget it! Who’s driving the truck?

    STAND – Minute 157 – Writer Writer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 6:31


    JFK references. Stephen King writes sketch characters. Jake definitely knows who people are. THE NDWA IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE THING. LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE AND SUPPORT US ON PATREON AT patreon.com/NDWATHUMBS, JABRONI!

    STAND – Minute 156 – Oh, God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 4:40


    Recapitulating the LAST minute. Cary Elwes is everyone in that one movie. Screaming habits. Ted throws Bill a bone. OH GOD! Frampton comes alive.

    STAND – Minute 155 – We Don’t Need You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 4:32


    American Gothic (not the painting). The films of Gary Cole. Jackie Gleason is the reason to watch Smokey & the Bandit. Cannonball Run 2 is the inspiration for everything. We do NOT talk about the Stand at all.

    STAND – Minute 154 – Dime Store Nancy Travis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 1:03


    Who Nancy Travis is, John Travolta’s filmography, and Tom Cullen’s dad.

    STAND – Minute 153 – Everyone’s Heard It Scream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2019 1:45


    Slutty euphemisms.

    STAND – Minute 152 – When The Bomb Goes Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2019 5:17


    Nick Andros and his peen. Doug and Jake sing “When the Bomb Goes Off.” Jake’s T-Shirt. Twin Peaks. How to play Q*Bert. Two Rules.

    STAND – Minute 151 – Or Maybe We Won’t. Who Cares?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 2:57


    THE ‘R’ WORD! Bojack Horseman! Vacation memories! Julie Andrews fires a shotgun!

    STAND – Minute 150 – Mod Squad, You Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 10:10


    Norma Jennings was the moral rock of Twin Peaks. A new character shows up and we realize we’d earlier confused her with Nadine. The Mod Squad. Giovanni Ribisi and Johnny Galecki are the same people. The only thing worse than The Big Bang Theory are people who act like we should like it just because … Continue reading "STAND – Minute 150 – Mod Squad, You Say?"

    STAND – Minute 149 – Sonuvabitch Bench

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 2:42


    Armpits and character choices.  Jake does not find out what love is. The Flu Buckley mystery. The BRAT diet. The Firm 2: Waste Not Want Not. 

    STAND – Minute 148 – Molly Wingwald Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 4:16


    Hello, Pratt, Kansas! Fran book baby vs. Fran movie baby. Harold’s vomit tendencies. Idiot mouths. Stu gives a leather clinic. The Fonzie. Smashmouth ruins everything and Doug reveals his fandom of that band. Led Zeppelin lore.

    STAND – Minute 147 – Old Man Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 4:40


    Harold misrepresents Missouri and we aren’t terribly offended about it because we’re not super proud about our state. Neither of us understand motorcycles or motorcycle people. What Jake would do, were he a cop. LOUD NOISES. Doug completes his epic card story trilogy in his best* Harold Lauder voice.  *worst

    STAND – Minute 146 – Humunculous

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 9:40


    Glen’s hammock. Creek beer. Alpha Males posturing. Rough trade. We play a game that was fun, and super-interesting to listen to. The best part of Red Dead Redemption 2. Goddamn Homunculus. Doug gives out pennies. Jake makes a pretty solid joke about Ghostbusters Answer the Call.

    STAND – Minute 145 – Fanny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2019 3:47


    Calloused vaginas vs. calloused butts as dinner conversation. STU -N- FRAN IZ GON’ KNOCK DEM BOOTS, BAY-BAYYYYYY. Dungeons & Dragons crews. Jake is a dick again. Didalittle.

    STAND – Minute 144 – How To Shake Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 3:48


    Autism speaks, but not as incessantly as a gluten allergy. Harold and Kumar (Fran) go to White Castle (the old guy’s place).

    STAND – Minute 143 – And We’re Baaack!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 9:30


    Bad meat. What is everyone so mad about? The lovers Buckman. Nice guy tokens. Toxic Hollywood. Just the 10 of Us. Growing Pains recollections.  What’s the best Nightmare on Elm Street? The Babadook is boring and you’re as dumb as Bye Bye Man if you disagree. Stu, old guy, and Kojak are contemplating how to … Continue reading "STAND – Minute 143 – And We’re Baaack!"

    STAND – Minute 142 – A Stranger In The Alps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 8:28


    Doug & Jake Tales tshirts! Plus, as a bonus, we talk about The Stand for a bit. 

    STAND – Minute 141 – The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas Since Bing Crosby Tap Danced With Danny F#*kin’ Kaye!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 9:36


    Crazy travel times.  Movies Jake hasn’t seen. National Lampoon.

    STAND – Minute 140 – Bill Bixby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 17:55


    PFT is the greatest, Doug says “Bill Bixby a lot.” Vocal warm-ups. The Walking Dead sucks. How Doug sees movies. MCU conjecture.

    STAND – Minute 139 – Wizard & Glass

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2019 5:10


    Dark Horse Tom, master of subterfuge. Twinning. Jake’s idea for a book Stephen King should write.

    STAND – Minute 138 – Punch Her In The Stomache

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 3:05


    Driving is easy, numb nuts.

    STAND – Minute 137 – Shootfar

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 2:02


    Is Kansas City hell? Porno at the Drive In.

    STAND – Minute 136 – Gaping Plot Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 1:02


    Who went to Kansas City?

    STAND – Minute 135 – M-O-O-N

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 4:34


    The nuances of Tom Cullen, the unfortunate history of the R-word, Tom Sawyering

    STAND – Minute 134 – Nut Tap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 5:25


    The nut tap game, white supremacy hand signs, thrash metal bands of Ruston, fake news, Guns N Roses, AC/DC

    STAND – Minute 133 – Girls Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 14:42


    May in July. Has Doug read the book? Susan Boyle. Spongebob. Rapping Doug has theories.

    STAND – Minute 132 – The Tricks of Satan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 3:53


    Lots of Doctor Who talk. Plus? Doofus barn!

    STAND – Minute 131 – Flagg Unfurled

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2019 1:31


    STAND – Minute 130 – Red Ted Danson: K-9 Cop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 6:14


    Cookie nomenclature

    STAND – Minute 129 – The Greatest American Cookie Company

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 1:20


    Cookie nomenclature

    STAND – Minute 128 – Human Highway Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 1:20


    Boner-inducing nightstalking coat boys from X-Box Files. Oops! All bits!

    STAND – Minute 127 – Young Doug’s Burgeoning Sexual Awakening

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 2:52


    Boner-inducing nightstalking coat boys from X-Box Files. Oops! All bits!

    STAND – Minute 126 – Marvel States

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 1:00


    Geography lessons and harmony

    STAND – Minute 125 – Modern Day Ted Danson

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019 1:33


    HOW DID STU GET ALL THE WAY TO MASSACHUSETTS?!?!

    STAND – Minute 124 – Fat High Five

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2019 7:27


    Restaurants are scummy places to work. John Corbett and Dane Cook are the same person. Remember BENNIGANS? We watch a movie trailer. Bob Hoskins is a little kooky. Don’t panic!

    STAND – Minute 123 – Dust Bunny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 7:03


    Doom Patrol is as crazy pants as Larry Underwood is afraid of his own shadow at this point. The villainous face of Timothy Dalton. Pizza toppings. Hey Vern! It’s Ernest! Nikki Cox. Eerie, Indiana was the best show that only we three remember.

    STAND – Minute 122 – That Was Exhausting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 1:22


    The Stand vs. IT and borrowing from one’s own writing. Echo chambers.

    STAND – Minute 153 – Everyone’s Heard It Scream

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 1:45


    The town bicycle metaphors.

    STAND – Minute 121 – Chris Traeger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 2:21


    This acting…ugh. Daniel Bush and Jake relive their greatest improv moments. Doug farts.

    STAND – Minute 152 – When The Bomb Goes Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 5:17


    The speed of boot knockin’. Jake’s Twin Peaks shirt. Richard Kelly…maybe? Two rules. Egg crates on the wall.

    STAND – Minute 120 – Not Over Here. Stop.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 2:46


    It’s the end of the world, so chill maybe? Fuck Campbell’s garbage ass soup. We flub the ending and you get a slice of real life. You’re welcome.

    STAND – Minute 119 – A Long Walk For A Short Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 1:21


    Some great puns and Doug forgets that Steve Prefontaine was a runner (note from Doug: Didn’t forget. Never knew).

    STAND – Minute 118 – Animal House In The Middle Of The Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 4:02


    David Spade sitcoms vs. sitcoms with David Spade. The tunnel scene in the film vs. the book.

    STAND – Minute 117 – I Assimilated You. Did I Do That?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2019 4:08


    The hottest musical trio of 2019. Randall Flagg is played by someone. The mysteries of Walt Disney’s death. Everyone is James Caan. Doug confuses Cybermen with the Borg.

    STAND – Minute 116 – Randall Hair’s Flagg

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 1:37


    We talk Estevez vs. Sheen and the National Lampoon’s Universe.

    STAND – Minute 115 – Hope You Guess My Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 1:01


    Is Lloyd locked in a jewelry box or an anachronistic jail cell? We finally remember to talk about The Stand.

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    STAND – Minute 114 – Caca

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 3:25


    Grill Skill. Rappin’ Doug and his EP.

    STAND – Minute 113 – Cheerwine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 3:55


    Regional sodas. What counts as East Coast?

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