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I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.

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    • May 31, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 140 EPISODES

    4.9 from 472 ratings Listeners of Forehead Fables that love the show mention: sam makes, oan you believe, wave to us, melvin, village, yellow, barry, begins, bryan, wholesome, black, 10 10 would, adam, laughed, wife, son, talks, man, family, guy.


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    The Forehead Fables podcast is a hilarious and entertaining show that will have you laughing out loud from start to finish. Hosted by Bryan, Poob, and Sam, this podcast delivers non-stop humor and witty banter that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you're looking for a break from reality or just need a good laugh, The Forehead Fables podcast is the perfect choice.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the chemistry between the hosts. Bryan, Poob, and Sam have a natural rapport that shines through in their conversations. Their ability to bounce off each other and make quick-witted remarks keeps the podcast flowing smoothly and adds an extra layer of comedy to every episode. It's clear that they genuinely enjoy each other's company and their laughter is infectious.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its unpredictability. You never know what topic or story they'll dive into next, which keeps the show fresh and exciting. From discussing bizarre news stories to sharing personal anecdotes, The Forehead Fables podcast covers a wide range of topics that will appeal to a variety of listeners. This unpredictability adds an element of surprise and makes each episode feel like a new adventure.

    While The Forehead Fables podcast is incredibly funny and entertaining, it may not be suitable for all audiences. The humor can be edgy at times and some jokes may not be appropriate for younger listeners or those who are easily offended. Additionally, the casual nature of the show means that topics can veer into controversial territory without warning. While this might not bother some listeners, it's worth noting for those who prefer more sanitized content.

    In conclusion, The Forehead Fables podcast is a must-listen for anyone in need of a good laugh. With its hilarious hosts and unpredictable topics, this show delivers entertainment in spades. Just be prepared for some edgy humor and potentially controversial discussions along the way. Overall, The Forehead Fables podcast is a comedic gem that will have you coming back for more.



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    Latest episodes from Forehead Fables

    DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2025 116:32


    It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

    Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 137:35


    This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

    You Get What You Deserve

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 151:15


    let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama coughHead to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping

    The Great HAMMering

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 127:07


    this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.

    Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 100:47


    It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

    Rewatching Our Worst Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 178:58


    We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

    Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 146:02


    we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

    The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 83:50


    talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

    How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 138:49


    We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

    Our Best Guest Yet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 136:20


    Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

    Septic Tank Santa

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 137:56


    don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

    The Happiest Time of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 109:48


    sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

    happiest time
    Chicken Pot Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 132:19


    It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

    A Feast for Brows

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 115:30


    this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

    Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 122:55


    we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

    This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 117:02


    We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

    All Hail the Great Magnet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 145:38


    May its magnetism cleanse this city.

    Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 168:15


    This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

    Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 224:11


    You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

    Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 141:53


    There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

    Earthworm Joe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 114:15


    joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

    Huge Squirrel Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 175:00


    there's nothing more patriotic

    The Great Discord Mod Civil War

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 135:30


    When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.

    Stalking A Former Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 112:18


    Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest

    Stoking The Parasocial Flames

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 162:46


    We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.

    Sam's New Addiction

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 167:55


    sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)

    Nightmare Smoke With Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 190:12


    heck yeah brudder yee yee

    Unleash The Falcons

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 187:44


    talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

    Poob Meets Abby. Is Terrified.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2024 110:15


    Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

    The Coolest Guys in Nerdville

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 137:37


    poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

    coolest nerdville
    Sippin Them Space Cups

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 116:43


    our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

    Free Use After Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 111:26


    the blankets were a lie

    The Daddy Dilemma ft. AquaFPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 188:02


    It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

    One More For the Trash Bin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 153:38


    Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

    Laughter is the Best Medicine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2023 139:28


    this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

    Patron Therapy with Dontoni

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 296:54


    A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

    We Let Patrons Ask Us Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 284:15


    Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

    Bag Holders Only

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2023 140:27


    Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

    Rome = Gay America? Ft. Toldinstone

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2023 141:48


    ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions. way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

    Sipping That Mystery Elixir

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 182:29


    one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

    SUPER AWESOME MEGA CENTENNIAL EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 108:53


    last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk. this episode we forgot to even invite him.

    Life and Death and Starfield

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 134:18


    My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

    Exploring an Abandoned Podcast with Dan Bell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2023 174:46


    we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

    Never POG For Free (ft. Charborg)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 177:07


    We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

    Advanced Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 95:53


    it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

    Got the Whole Theater Laughin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 181:57


    the boys are off to the movies or something

    Star Wizard Destroys Our Minds (Ft. Rick Levine)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 156:19


    We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.  We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

    diablo sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 132:27


    My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.  what have we become.

    Familiarity Breeds Contempt Ft. AquaFPS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2023 214:28


    you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

    No Good Deed Unpunished

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 157:20


    kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

    Hardcore Bible Moments Ft. Wendigoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 137:19


    wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates

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