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bonjour boners,this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til 2am...nah it was wild cuz even in the face of censorship and having to rebuild, I am just as grateful as ever.Practicing positivity and not always winning, but being gentle as I go.Sending you loves,xoxo Jess#positivepodcasts #funnytruestories #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners,whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your mind off the current state of affairs.Keep your heads up xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!what fun I had today speaking on :P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders atThanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balanceLOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the #getwoodpodcast have a beautiful week and don't take any shi*xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll keep ya laughinLove when you share and tag me @getwood on IG#getwoodpodcast #comedy #storytelling #genexxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at.LOVE when you share the show with your palsThanks xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genexers #storytelling #funnylady

Bonjour Boners,this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art openingssass silliness and songenjoy and share with your palsxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnylady #genex #weeklystories

Bonjour Boners!I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV showPlus som random silliness inbetween Love ya for Listening Sharing and Leaving a comment xoxox Jess#yellowjacketsshowtime #podcastsofinstagram #getwoodpodcast #funnyladycomic

Bonjour Boners!Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBEThanks lovers, xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more#getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx

Bonjour Boners!What a week of hilarious situations, wild meetings and amazing gifts of art...From a homeless dude making fun of me, to a chance meeting in the park-this episode really is lotsa fun.Subscribe to Get Wood so you can get some laughs in your week!xoxo Jess#comedy #podcast #genx

Bonjour Boners!Warmth and Wonder and Tatas OUT, babies....much fun today on my youtube LIVE Talked about Crotch Heavy MaintenanceMy Mom Can Beat Up Your MomGreenpoint Gallery WINNING and more silliness to keep you gigglingSubscribe to my youtube so you can catch me live Loves u xoxo Jesshttps://www.youtube.com/@JessWood69

Bonjour Boners!I switched over to youtube for the LIVE today and what a fun time I had; Talked about some of my personal Hole Goals, the satisfaction of getting pictures taken by strangers, ART ART and more ART, and a few other silly things that'll hopefully make your week a lil better.Like/Subscribe and most of all ENJOYxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!lotsa fun was had on today's show; from Anacondas to Mormons, this episode really brings the laughshoping it brings you much joyxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!what fun we had today:homeless in the deli, some singing silliness, words can be wonderful and much more to help you get through the weekthankful for yaxo Jess be good to yourself an otherscashapp $getjesswood venmo @ jess-wood-10

bonjour boners!whatta fun show today: halftime history, pirate in flares, art saves lives and more.thanks for all the love and supportkeep breathing and spread the lovexoxo Jess

bonjour boners, hoping this episode brings you some peace, some laughter and some relief I'm chatting about; Lunar New Year Green Tints and the Grammy's plus more silliness than you can shake yer tiddies at Enjoy and share with some pals! xoxo Jess VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood

bonjour boners! today's episode is all about ART and REBELLIOUS action saving lives! Nick Cave Art SAVES Deewishclips SAVES and most of all LOVING each other SAVES this 30min is chock full o'fun to combat the nasty effects of our nation Hoping it brings you laughter and peace share with your pals xox loves Jess

Bonjour Boners, thanks for joining me on another adventure through my week! I'm chatting about: Arctic Blast vs Finger Blast The Last Showgirl YT People #@*% and more Thanks for sharing/commenting and supporting xoxo Jess

bonjour boners, thanks for being with me today...I've been quite emotional as I imagine a lot of you have been as well. However, I'm bringing joy, laughter and some tears to todays ep. and I believe it's helping...hoping it brings you some relief as well. Take good care of yourselves and know you are not alone in all this madness sending hugs xoxo Jess

Bonjour, boners! Thanks to everyone who made it to the live -it's on IG every Tuesday 2pm eastern if ya wanna come thru This week I'm telling the story of my ACID on New Years eve - Peakin' at the Beacon, then no sleep and back to work. Plus... a few stories about my birthday which included water outages, stand up shows, friends, foes and gratitude I love when you share this with your friends Thanks xoxo love Jess

Bonjour Boners! Thank you so much for another amazing year here. I'm overwhelmed with love and gratitude for all y'all! Your feedback and support has kept me smiling all year....I'm so lucky to have such awesome listeners who are okay with vulnerability-mixed in with some dick jokes. Let's practice being kinder to ourselves in this upcoming year. Gentle Mental Thanks again Love you xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! What fun it was to ride and play on a Christmas eve today! Maintenance Police! How Cold Was It! Underpants Time! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at! Thanks for leaving 5stars and a review! Thanks for sharing with your pals! xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Great show today with my fabu vintage coat and my fun vintage takes! I'm talkin today about those UFO sightings, a lil Chivalry on the Subway, stories about the Nutcracker ballet and more! Enjoy and share with your pals Thanks xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! what a fun show today.... this week I'm chatting about: on a mission to donate to a mission (more than once a year) hot bodega babe go see Jackie Beat immediately and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at ! listen share tag me @getwood and hashtag #getwoodpodcast VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 thanks lovers xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! a jam packed show today filled with tasty goodies like your favorite pie; Medication Garlands! Stained Leotards! Fighting Tourists! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at Share with your friends and use hashtags #getwoodpodcast & #getjesswood for more love, turkeys! Thanks my sweet potatoes loves xoxo Jess

bonjour boners! fun was had on today's show: Hot Tamales, XMas and it's Musics, Auntie, Mama and more make an appearance....and more silly shhhh from the week to help you have a better week/day/moment sendin hugs n laughs xoxo Jess

bonjour boners! whatta fun show today: Mama makes an appearance Cauldron Park Magic Dirty Dix and more fun than you can shake your tiddies at! love and laughs for your week, xoxo Jess

bonjour boners, I'm catching up on the last two weeks of wildness: Halloween Shenanigans I've got jokes on SIRUIUSXM channel 99 Martha on Netflix will inspire you... and more fun than you can shake a d@ck at ! xox Jess

bonjour boners started this weeks show with a review of a documentary I gotta take the sexual harrassment test at work some kid poked my bag on the subway "that comedian" and more silliness to keep you entertained during this wild ass week share with your people thanks xoxo Jess

Bonjour boners, another fun and fantastic show this week! genexers need a dating app get your puswah in order the ghost of mama el and more to keep ya laughing xox Jess

bonjour, boners! whatta fun show this week: misspelled tattoos secret weed spots trendy pork buns and more silliness to spice up your life!

bonjour boners, today's show is filled with tears: talkin' about family & being raised gen-x, plus some looks into no-no-no-torious lyrics, and death...lotsa death I'm feelin my feels and it feels right love yall, Jess

bonjour, boners! thanks to everyone who gave their fantastic reviews and to those who didn't underrstand the assignment...hilarious. on this weeks episode I'm telling a couple of subway stories, a few comedy shoow quickies, and some south mouth healthcare hints...plus a buncha silly shiz in between. share with your pals thanks xoxo jess

Bonjour Boners, Another fun silly and informative show this week I'm all oiled up like I work for the Piddler Amerikkka needs to apologize Janes Addiction Shows Russian Doctors Gentle Hands and more wildness to distract you from all the madness thanks for the 5 stars and great reviews xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners! whatta fun show today: Talkin About Words Streamers aren't Streaming NYC Eavesdropping is Best Who, Knee? and more! Thanks for the 5 STARS & REVIEWS xoxoxo Jess

hey boners, I know you're gonna LOVE todays show! I do go off a little on le tuah - I don't give into pandering - I might be a broke comedian - I can't wait for NYC Halloween Parade; MEOW - I love to see friends thriving Plus? Tittie shakes galore SHARE with 5 of your friends and tag me @getwood thanks for all your support xoxo Jess

bonjour, boners what a fun show today: Bubbles in the Hood Burning Man Party Jimmy & Bill and more! xoxo Jess

hey boners, what fun it was today: The Warriors & other fav NYC films Say What You Want and watch... Cyclone Shut Down and more for your sweet earholes xoxo Jess

Hey Boners, it's a short but sweet ep today: When ya know everyone's seen yer boobs Blackout Sex is tops... Loves ya mean it Share with yer pals, please and thank you xox Jess

Hey Boners, what a fun show: Connor & the preroll Okay, Angelina Jolie What to Watch and more! share with 5 friends & tag me on IG @getwood

Oh what's a lady to do when compared to Diamond Dave? Post t*ddies! Who Remembers BODEGA PORN? Robots. Olympics. and some other sillyness snuck in. Share with your friends xoxo Jess

Hey Boners! fun show this week: I'm the next Dr Ruth, Facing the reality of you and the crowd...Emo Moving & more

Hey B@ners! it's your new fitting nickname and I'm siked for us.... This weeks topics: Sticky Mikes NYC Brats Doc Manic Haircuts an some other silliness to make ya giggle xo Jess

Whew whatta week, babies! I am beyond sad that we lost RIP Dr Ruth (I'll take over from here) RIP Richard Simmons "GARY!" & The Cratfs own Shannon D NYC Robberies ala LA What do High Schoolers think of you and some more giggle-inducing stories Share with yer friends thanks bubus See You Next Tuesday xoxo Jess

oh whatta gas today's show was! I chatted about: Fourth of FOOL-I, Rasta DVF Doc Talkin' to yourself and what the f it means...plus more! xox Jess

what an amazing show today! Hello Dali with mama El My Dad is a Duck Homelessness is NOT A CRIME and more goodies to think and giggle on Be good to yourself & others See Ya Next Tuesday xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

ahhhhh nuther week of madness to report on! fun times talkin about: Heat! Hacks! Hawk Tuah! and more to cool your jets - enjoy n share with yer pals ! thanks c u n ext tuesday xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Hiya lovers, whatta FIN-tastic show today! I'm chattin about: Mermaid Parade! Gene Wilder! Subway Sitches! and lotsa fun stuffs in between! Get yourself a cool drink, sit back and enjoy the silliness of these true stories from my week...plus, as always, some self care shiz thrown in. loves ya xoxo jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Hey lovers, how many eskimo siblings do you have? I keep finding out about more...we are wild. KARAOKE and gettin' it all out Storytelling show Brooklyn vs. BKLYN Movie Reviews: Colors of Evil Red and Tangerine next week I've compiled-and continue to collect-NYC SUBWAY STORIES see ya next Tuesday xoxo Jess be good to yourselves an each other --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

hey lovers, I'm back and better than ever- with a tell all adventure story from my time in Vieques, Puerto Rico Animals, Crackheads and the Tropics, Oh My! It's a fun ep, plus some good movie reviews thanks for always supporting and sendin loves xoxo backatchya Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message